02x23 - #OneEnchantedEvening

[bunniefuu]

♪ Whoo! ♪
[theme song playing]

♪ When super me
Becomes super we ♪

♪ Suddenly, magically
Pretty automatically ♪

♪ Crushing it side by side ♪

♪ Look out, world
We're Super Hero Girls ♪

♪ Now that we're together
Gonna get that super life! ♪

♪ Wow! ♪

Oh, Jake, your heart is racing.

I know, but it's not from running to
catch your plane before it took off.

- It's from falling in love.
- It's from falling in love.

[sniffles, sighs]

[sniffle]

Dad, are you crying?

No, no. I have something
in my eye.

Yeah, I know. Tears.

I am not crying, Zee.
I am fine.

[school bell ringing]

[Bumblebee] That's not... bad.

I just can't stop thinking about my dad
crying during Lost Luggage Found Love.

Zee, we both cried during LLFL.

You're crying now
just thinking about it.

[sniffles] Yeah, I know.

It just made me realize,
since my mom left,

my dad has not gone
on a single date.

He must be so lonely.

He's probably just not ready
to date.

Maybe,

but what if
I help him get ready?

Like, suppose I find him a date
and then they fall in love,

and then they get married, and then my
dad will never be sad or lonely again.

Zee, the perfect person
doesn't just walk up and say...

- [door opens]
- [Moone] Hello.

My! What a handsome sculpture.

He is handsome, isn't he,
Miss Moone? [chuckles]

I particularly like...
Oh! Sorry.

- I...
- No, no, no. It's okay, Miss Moone.

By the way,
it is Miss Moone, right?

Huh? Yes. Let me get a mop.

I know what you're thinking.

She's perfect for my dad.

For a magician, you are
really bad at mind-reading.

Come on! She's sweet,
single and adorably clumsy.

You know once that hair comes
down and the glasses come off,

look out, world!

- [metal clanging]
- [grunting]

Zee, you know this isn't
a movie, right?

Totally. Now play along.
[clears throat]

Oh, Miss Moone?

[sighs] I'm feeling...
[coughs] ever so ill.

Thanks for walking with me,
Miss Moone.

My ride should be here
any minute.

Oh, would you mind helping
with my books?

Oh, I can't see.

I might bump into something.

That's the plan.

Oh. Oh.

Here he comes.

Right this way, Miss Moone.
You got it.

Back straight, hips limber.
You're doing great.

- [Moone] Oh!
- [Zatara] Ooh.

I'm terribly sorry.
Are you okay?

Oh, [chuckles] I'm fine.

This kind of thing
happens to me all the time.

Zee, how are you feeling?

Great. I mean, oh, yeah.

Ow, my tummy. Say, Miss Moone,

Have you met Giovanni?
He's a magician, you know.

Oh.

Do a trick, Dad.

Please, Zee, I'm sure
Miss Moone...

Loves magic. Now, come on.

Very well.
One trick, I suppose.

[captivating music plays]

Amazing! How did you do that?

It's what we in the business
call sleight of hand.

Now, I better get Zee home,
fed and into bed.

Fed, yes, great idea.

- Miss Moone, you like food, right?
- Uh, sure.

Oh, so does Dad.

And since you both like eating so
much, how about you eat together?

Say, 7:00 p.m. at
Chez Romantique?

I think I see
what's going on here.

I'm flattered,
but not interested.

And there goes the reservation.
It's a date.

Uh, Miss Moone, if you'll
excuse my daughter's...

Oh, no. Getting another
dizzy spell, Dad.

Wow, you better take me home.
Bye, Miss Moone.

He'll see you at 7:00.

[Bumblebee] An actual date.

Well, I'll admit,
I'm impressed.

Congratulations.

Oh, I'm just getting warmed up.

Oh, yeah. I knew that's where
this was headed.

I gotta make sure my dad has
a first date to remember.

[upbeat music playing]

[inaudible conversation]

[water splashing]

Well, Miss Moone, this evening
certainly was eventful.

Yes, [chuckles nervously]
it was.

Well, good night.

Ah, you should have
seen them shake hands.

It was one of those

"this is
definitely going somewhere,

"so let's just shake
for now" handshakes.

I guess, this means
you can stop meddling

in your dad's
personal life now, huh?

Oh, yeah,
right after I seal the deal.

[casts spell]

Last night I caught Miss Moone
admiring my dad's scarf.

So, for
the ultimate romantic gesture,

I'm just gonna leave this
in her classroom.

She'll flip, and my dad will
never be sad or lonely again.

Look, Zee, it's so sweet

you want to see your dad happy.

I know, isn't it?

But he's done so much for me.

It's the least I can do
for him.

Mm.

Oh, Zee,
you matchmaking genius, you.

- [lock opening]
- [gasps]

Oh.

[Enchantress] How nice,
Zatara brought you flowers.

I still don't know why you wanted me
to go on that date in the first place.

Who is she talking to?

There wasn't much of a spark
between us.

No matter. Things have
gone better than I'd hoped.

I'll take it from here.

[ominous music plays]

Wait a minute. You're not going
to hurt Giovanni, are you?

I shall annihilate him.

[gasps]

[panting] Dad, Dad, I have to
talk to you about June.

Look, I appreciate
what you tried to do,

but she just isn't for me.

You're not heartbroken?

Oh, well, I guess we should
move on to the fact that

an evil sorceress is using her
in a plot to get you.

I never caught her name.

Enchantress.

She is
a deadly mystical parasite

who must have possessed
that poor woman.

[grunting, straining]

[Zatanna] Dad, what's wrong?

No! My magic being stolen.

Some sort of siphoning spell.

Whoever is casting it must have
a personal belonging of mine.

A personal belonging?

[gulps] You mean something like
a scarf?

[grunts]

Giovanni, come on out
and say hi.

She is so toast!

No. This is
between Enchantress and me.

Now, Enchantress,
let's talk rationally.

[grunts]

I'd rather just
destroy you.

[gasps, groans]

[grunts]

[grunts angrily]

Stop! Don't hurt my da...

dapper magician friend.

[laughs] Oh, silly sorceress.

That was a bad idea.

Zatanna, I told you to
stay out of this.

Enchantress is formidable even
when she doesn't have my power.

You're right.

Enchantress, stop.
I have a proposal.

You have Zatara's magic,
so spare his life.

And what could you offer
in return?

My magic, too.

Zatanna, no!

Well, why not?

[laughing maniacally]

Sorry. I shouldn't have meddled
in your life.

You just always taught me to
look out for the people we love.

I guess, I got carried away.

Oh, sweetheart, it's okay.

And, lucky for you, that's not
the only thing you taught me.

Fool! You dare challenge

the combined magic
of Enchantress and Zatara?

Come on, Enchantress,
give me a little credit.

I am a magician.

I always have something
up my sleeve

It's what we in the business
call sleight of hand.

Isn't that right, Zatara?

- There now, shall we?
- Let's.

[both casting spell]

- [loud expl*si*n]
- No!

[dramatic music plays]

[shrieks]

Is she... Is she gone?

She is.

Well, that's a plus.

[both] Oh.

Uh, you don't suppose
you could keep the whole

possessed by an evil
sorceress thing between us?

I'm up for tenure
next year, and...

Your secret is safe with us.

[sighs] Good.

Well, bye.

[Zatanna clears throat]

That's the thing.
I don't make enemies,

- I eradicate them.
- I eradicate them.

[sniffling]

Wait. Okay, how come
even when we watch

one of you action movies,
you still cry?

[sniffling] I don't know
how to tell you this.

It's not the movies.

Dad, what is it?

It's your nachos, Zee.
They're dreadful.

How could anyone not tear up

after eating all that cayenne,
spicy pepper and paprika?

- [Zatanna gasps]
- [Giovanni chuckles]

[both laughing]