02x24 - #TheAquamanCometh

[bunniefuu]

♪ Whoo! ♪
[theme song playing]

♪ When super me
Becomes super we ♪

♪ Suddenly, magically
Pretty automatically ♪

♪ Crushing it side by side ♪

♪ Look out, world
We're Super Hero Girls ♪

♪ Now that we're together
Gonna get that super life! ♪

♪ Wow! ♪

Kara, thank goodness,
I found you!

Arg, there'd better be a dork-eating
monster after you, Garth,

'cause it's a whole six days

'til the next
Mystery Patty Monday!

[groans]

Sorry, Kara!
But I got a big problem!

Hmm, your parents
pack really gross lunches?

It's a letter
from my hero, Aquaman!

He's gonna be in town for a United
Council of Nations meeting tomorrow

but wants to stop here first!
To visit me!

I'm failing to see
the problem angle.

It's been my dream to one
day be Aquaman's sidekick.

So, in my letters to him, I try
to sound as cool as possible!

And... sometimes... I, uh...

Lie your face off?

[whining] Almost every word.

Well, what lies
have you told him, Garth?

You told him you were
the school Newspaper Editor,

Student Council President,
Show Choir Director...

Homecoming King, Varsity
Letterman, Honor Roll Champion...

you know
that's not a thing, right?

Oh, also Aqualad
is the city's number one hero.

And he even developed his own
crime-detection technology.

I called it the TroubAlert.

[sobbing]
What am I gonna do?

You could come clean.

After all, I'm sure you
have some real accomplishments

that could impress Aquaman?

You mean, like, how I dethroned
a Level 6 Realm King

in my favorite online game,
A Pilgrimage of Elves?

What is he gonna do?

Relax!

You all act like
you've never covered

for a web of intricate
and insanely wild lies before!

Buddy, you did the right thing
by coming to me.

I must admit, Kara, I am not sure
how I feel about this deception.

I'm with Diana on this one.

C'mon, you two!
We all know there's [ominous] deception.

And then there's [giggles] deception!
Anyway look:

how can you turn
your back on that

adorable, little dweeb in need?

Besides, it's Aquaman. What's he gonna do?
Ask a sea-horsey to splash us?

- [upbeat music playing]
- [engine roaring]

[coughs]

All right.

Zowie.

Okay, guys. Let's move. Places!

Aquaman, I would like you to meet
my bestest bud, Kara Danvers.

What up Kara Danvers?

Hey, Garth?
Should we teach Kara

our secret Atlantean handshake?

Cool, huh?

Uh, totally.

So, Garth! Let's do this!

[chuckles] All right.

Initiate Operation Pufferfish!

Copy that, Kara.

Diana, you're up!

Oh. Garth, how fortunate.

I, the school's
Homecoming Queen,

was just looking for you,
the Homecoming King.

You have impressive
and royal duties to attend to!

Wow.

Is it possible Diana
could be worse at acting

than she is at singing?

Okay, Zee. Showtime.

[chuckles] Relax, Babs.

Let the pro save the show!

A photographer
for the school newspaper,

of which you are the editor,

wants to take our picture.

Look! Here she comes now!

Hi-de-h*, Chief!

Boy howdy, ain't you sick as
stones of gettin' yer pic clicked!

What with all your
activities, and...

seashell jewelry

Flowing hair and... Zowie.

We have lost, Zee,
people! Send in Chapin!

Chapin's not ready yet!

Fear not! To the true thespian,

a costume does
not a performance make!

Alas! I am Principal Chapin!

Headmaster of this institution!

[laughs]
A pleasure, my man. I'm Aquaman.

It matters not who you are!

But rather what you know.

So, know this:

never has a finer scholar
than young Gartholomew

graced these hallowed halls.

[emphasizes] Neverrrrr!

Aaaaaand scene!

I promised I wouldn't ask,
but I gotta know:

Did you believe
the moment just now?

Thank you for your time,

Principal Chapin!

Uh, speaking of time,
it's time for your meeting.

I sure hope this brief tour
proves that all the many

achievements I wrote to you
about were 100% true.

Aw come on, man, are you kidding?
It totally proves it.

In fact, it's why I'm bailing on
the United Council of Nations!

[gulps]
Uh, what do you mean?

After reading about all the
great things you were doing,

I was startin' to think you were
feeding me a bucket of chum.

But now I can see just how much of your
life I've been missing, little man.

So I wanna see... everything!

So, who's up for an encore?

[all groaning]

♪ Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh
Ooohoooh! ♪

♪ Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh
Ooohoooh! ♪

♪ Coral Reef! Coral Reef! ♪

♪ The beauty to behold
Is beyond belief! ♪

♪ Coral Reef! Coral Reef! ♪

♪ Underwater creatures
Are the chief motif! ♪

♪ You might see
Urchins or tuna ♪

♪ Or dance with a manta ray ♪

♪ You might see
A lobster hula ♪

♪ Till the blowfish
Blow you away ♪

♪ Coral Reef!
Coral Reef! ♪

♪ Not over the sea,
But underneath ♪

♪ Coral Reef! Coral Reef! ♪

♪ It's really totally awesome,
We should go! ♪

♪ Yeah let's go! ♪

Flipper crank!
Step ball change...

[all] Tsunami!
[grunts]

[sniffles]
All right.

♪ Coral Reef! ♪

♪ The beauty to behold Is beyond belief! ♪
Aw, man.

Well, you've pretty much
seen everything.

I'm so proud of you,
little man!

I mean, would this kid make
a great sidekick or what?

Oh, hey,
that reminds me, Aqualad!

You forgot to show me
your famous

TroubAlert crime detection
system in action, man!

Aaah, can we
have a minute, A-man?

Okay, we may
have hit a snag here.

We can't stop now!

Once he sees Aqualad in action he'll
have to make me his sidekick!

Well, what're we
supposed to do?

Ask some random
super villain to take a dive?

No, not a randomsuper villain.

What do you mean?

I kinda made up
an arch-nemesis.

[sighs]

What's your TroubAlert
say, Aqualad?

According to my readouts,

the evil Dr. MephiSocrates
is nearby!

[evil laughter]
That's right

It is I, Dr Mephista,
mephisaccers...

MephiSocrates.

Mei... meisoccer...
Me-socceris-ah...

MephiSocrates.

Yes, that's right!
You're doomed, Aqualad!

[both grunting]

Woo-hoo! All right!

Ooof! Ah-Ha!

Garth! Stepped on my foot...

[both grunting]

[thuds] Oh.

[evil laughter]

Ooh! Watch out, little bro!

Don't worry, Aquaman.

Like any great sidekick, I
know my enemy's one weakness.

One weakness? What do you...?

Take that.

Blah! Gross!

Only mop water can douse
your demonic flame!

[whispers] Sorry.

[groans]

Aqualad, Garth,

you've done Atlantis proud!
And, you've done me proud.

But now, I gotta split.

Uh... Aquaman? [chuckles nervously]
Whatcha doooo-in'?

Uh, this clown
assaulted an Atlantian.

And now, thanks to your fearless
and frankly astounding heroics,

she's got to face an Atlantian
tribunal for a dose of rash, harsh

deeply-biased Atlantian justice.

Whoa, oh, Aqualad?

Is there anything you'd like
to tell Aquaman? Huh?

Umm, well,
the truth is, that, uhh...

that this scoundrel should spend the
next century in an Atlantian jail!

Couldn't agree
with you more, little guy

Yeah... Yeah, I'm out.

[screaming] All right...

You really shouldn't
have done that...

Well, you should have
told him the truth, okay!

I'm not going to some sea jail.

No, I meant you shouldn't
have thrown him into water.

Water makes him kinda...

strong.

[grunts]

Well, ticking me off
makes me strong!

Oh, alrighty then.
[laughing] Let's do this.

[grunts]

Stop!

Aquaman! It's all lies!

I'm not the star quarterback,
or homecoming king

and I don't have
an arch nemesis.

That's just
my friend, Supergirl.

I'm sorry I lied.

I just want to be
your sidekick so bad.

[sighs] That sounds like a couple
of bros need a heart-to-heart.

Ah, 'heart-to-heart,' I'll pass.

Quite a left hook ya
got there, A-man.

Yeah. Yours wasn't too
shabby either there, Champ.

Ya know, kid,
when we first met,

I knew you were gonna
be my sidekick one day.

Really?

Well, at least the Garth
I met that day, anyway.

The real Garth, man.

But, Aquaman, I don't even know
who the real Garth is yet.

Aw man, your friends do. Look
how far they went to help you.

That says more to me
than being a Homecoming King.

I mean, besides, the rest of who
you are will come out eventually.

I mean, I didn't have these
pecs until I was ten, man.

I mean, how old are you?
What, seven? Eight?

I'm 15.

Yikes!

Look, I guess my point is we can
reach our potential at any age.

Ya know, I just became a Level 6
Realm King in Pilgrimage of Elves.

Or at least, I did until that genius
MAMX-Hunk knocked me down to Court Jester.

Wait, are you SharkGut41?

Wha... Aw, come on...

you're MAMX-Hunk?
Whoa! [chuckles]

I am sooo not worthy! Oh man!

Hey, hey... Alright,

whattya say I buy you dinner and you can
tell me how to defeat the Ice Ogre.

It's easy.

It's all about the heat.

[chuckles] Heat.
Of course, man, aw.

♪ Coral Reef!
Coral Reef! ♪

[both] ♪ The beauty to behold
Is beyond belief! ♪

All right.