03x03 - Criss Cross Crisis

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

spice...

and everything nice.

These were the ingredients chosen
to create the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium
accidentally

added an extra ingredient
to the concoction--

Chemical X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[NARRATOR YAWNING]

The city of Townsville,
another beautiful morning,

same old, same old,

yadda, yadda, yadda.

Huh?

Wait!

What's happening at
the Professor's house?

[PROFESSOR GASPING]

Oh, god, what have I done?

PROFESSOR:
Girls.

Girls, wake up!

[GIRLS MURMURING]

[BUTTERCUP YAWNING]

PROFESSOR:
Buttercup!

BUTTERCUP:
Uh-uh!

Wake up, Buttercup.

Professor, it's Saturday.

Can't a girl get some sleep?

Harumph.

[GASP]

B--b--b--b...

[STAMMERING CONTINUES]

[PROFESSOR'S VOICE]
Now remain calm, Buttercup.

Aah!

[PANTING]

[CRYING]

BLOSSOM:
Keep it down. I'm trying to sleep.

Hey! Blossom?!

Professor, what are
you doing in bed?

Ha ha ha!

Wait!
What's going on?

Ha ha ha!

What?

Nice bed head, Blossom!

[GASP]

Aah!

BLOSSOM:
What happened?

I--I--I'm all grown up.

You're not grown up.

You're just inside Miss Bellum's
all-grown-up body.

That's right, Buttercup.

BLOSSOM:
Wait!

Well, if Buttercup's
in your body,

and I'm in
Miss Bellum's body,

then who is...?

Aah!

Girls!
Girls, please.

It's just Bubbles.

[MUMBLING]

In the Mayor's
body.

Eeewwww.

Ah. Good morning,
Buttercup.

[YAWNS]

Good morning, Mayor.

Oh, good morning,
Bubbles.

Mayor,

what are you doing
over at our house?

Oh, I'm not
in your house.

You're in my body.

Hmm.

[GASP]

Professor,
what the heck's going on here?

Well, lately I've been
working on a way to...

turn apples
into oranges

using a new passive
nucleic electron alchemy

I've devised.

Though my early tests
failed to retain cohesion

and suffered
bipolar reversion,

I found that I could saturate
the nucleopeptides

with theta emissions
and stabilize

the dormant synaptic
cell structure

in its formative phase.

It worked!

Yay!

PROFESSOR:
But not well enough.

Huh. Gypped.

Hmm. Yes.

But I quickly realized that all I needed
to achieve total conversion

was a much larger dose
of theta waves.

So I just recoupled the
heisenberg compensators

to the radio
frequency array,

to tap the naturally
emitting theta waves

that occur naturally
during R.E.M. Sleep,

harnessing
the neuroelectric power

of every citizen
in Townsville.

[WHISTLES]

But unfortunately,
I overloaded the power matrix,

causing a negative
feedback pulse

to discharge back through
the frequency array

and across Townsville.

Thus, not unlike
the apple and orange,

our exomolecular constructs
were inadvertently interchanged.

And that's exactly
what happened to us.

Mmm, yes, Bubbles?

Yeah. Um...

What?

Oh...

BLOSSOM:
Look, Professor,

it's almost time for us
to start saving the day,

so just go ahead and
change us back now, ok?

[SIGH]

I don't know how.

[BUZZING]

Hello?

What is it, Mayor?

Professor, your hand
doesn't work.

BLOSSOM:
Then just put it onscreen.

Ok.

[STATIC]

Help! We have an emergency
situation down here!

We know, Mayor.
We've swapped bodies.

MAYOR:
No, no, no.

I've got a run
in my stocking.

I think what
the Mayor means

is that it's not just us
who switched bodies.

All of Townsville did.

It's mayhem, and someone's
taken advantage of the confusion

and robbed the bank.

They have?

Yes, Mayor.

Oh, that's terrible.

Well, who did it?

We don't know.

With everyone switched,
no one can figure out just who is who.

Ok, we'll
take care of it.

But, Professor, start working
on a way to switch us all back.

We can't stay
this way forever.

Agreed.

Mayor, Bellum,
I'll need your help.

BLOSSOM:
I think we better
clean up and change first.

Right.

Bubbles, come on!

I'm not going.

What are you
talking about?

I'm not going
out there.

Huh. Why not?

[SNIFFLES]

BLOSSOM:
Well?

[CRYING]

I'm bald!

Oh, you're so sensitive!

Don't be silly.
You're not bald.

You have
plenty of hair.

See? Look.

There!

Now you look just like
a normal person.

Really?

Do I, Professor?

Uh...

Uh...

Uh, yeah,
you look great.

Um, right,
Mayor?

Yeah, sure.
Whatever.

Ok, let's go.

Ok, everyone.

Who's responsible
for this crime?

[HORSE NEIGHS]

[BABY SHAKING RATTLE]

Mr. Guard, sir?

Do you know
who stole all--

[GURGLING]

Who stole the moneys?

[BARKING]

BLOSSOM:
Did you see who did it?

Lady, I see
a lot of things.

WOMAN:
I saw who did it.

Oh, yes.

Big furry pink fellow.

What? What? What?

Very concerned
about his property.

Fuzzy! Fuzzy! Fuzzy!

BUTTERCUP:
Thanks, old lady.

What's your alibi for not
robbin' the bank, Fuzzy?

[ENGLISH ACCENT]
Now see here.

I've been drinking my tea,
Earl Grey, hot,

and furthermore,
I am not a "Fuzzy."

Oh, that's funny.

Then if you're not
responsible--

[BUZZING]

[VOICE SPEAKING]

We're on it, Mayor!

Oh, they were
seasick-looking young lads.

The Gangrene g*ng!

All right.
Hands in the--

[GIRL'S VOICE]
Oh, Leo.

What a dreamboat.

[GIGGLING]

Definitely wasn't
the Gangrene g*ng.

Then who committed
these crimes?

[GIRL'S VOICE] What about that monkey
you're always chasin' around?

He seems like
a pretty bad guy.

[GIRL'S VOICE]
Yeah, my dad hates him.

[GIGGLING]

[GIGGLING CONTINUES]

Good idea!

[OLD LADY'S VOICE]
Milk and cookies?

Your cookie's
crumbled, Mojo.

Mojo?

But I'm just an old lady.

And you're crushing me.

Oh.

BLOSSOM:
Sorry.

Well, if you're
in Mojo's body...

Then Mojo must be in...

Ha ha ha!

[ALARM RINGING]

A priceless vase,

and I have taken it for
myself without paying!

Ha ha ha!

[ALARM RINGING]

Ha ha ha!

A priceless vase,

and I have taken it for
myself without paying!

Hey, what's that sound?

Hmm...So familiar...

Ah, it's on the tip
of my tongue.

Oh, of course.

Oh, the Powerpuff Girls.

That's right, Mojo!

Mojo?

[OLD LADY'S VOICE]
But I'm just an old lady.

Ha! Nice try.

BUBBLES:
But we know it's you.

[NORMAL VOICE] Well, if you're supposed
to be the Powerpuff Girls,

you're a little old
for kindergarten.

Ha ha ha!

Enough talk.
Fight now!

You want proof
we're the Powerpuff Girls?

Well, here it comes!

Oh!

Ha. Missed.

My turn.

Ahh!

Pretty good, huh?

Yes.

Aah!

Oh.

Oh.

All right, all right,
all right.

You want a fight?
I'll give you a fight!

[GASP]

Aah!

We can't move!

It's polyduranium fibroid.

You can't break it.

You're trapped
and totally helpless.

Ha ha ha!

You forgot
one thing, Mojo.

What?

Ow. Oh. Ow.

Ow. Ow. Ow.

Oh, ow.

PROFESSOR:
Well, that should do it.

I guess.

But we still need to find
the proper frequency.

Here goes nothin'.

BLOSSOM:
Ha ha!

BUBBLES:
We're skinny!

BUTTERCUP:
And free!

All right,
Mojo Jo--

What?

Ahh!

Go, girls, go!

Aah!

Take that!

Wiener attack!

[GROWLING]

[YELPS]

[PROFESSOR'S VOICE]
That's not right.

Oh.

Unbelievable!

Dang.

Whoa.

Aah!

Ha! Missed.

Oh.

Ha ha!

Oh.

[PROFESSOR'S VOICE]
Mmm...Nope.

No.

Ahh!

No.

No.

No.

No. No. No.

No. No. No.

No. No. No.

No. No. No.

Mmm...No.

No! Wait!

That's right!
That's right!

Hee hee hee!

Hey!

We're back to normal.

And are you
back to Mojo?

Of course I am,
you stu--

I mean, no,
I'm the old lady.

See?

No, no, no!

Dang.

Ha ha ha!

Well, g*ng, it looks like
we put everybody

back in their
proper place.

[NARRATOR'S VOICE]
You said it, Professor!

Oh!

Ha ha ha!

BUBBLES:
And so once again the day is saved,

thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs
save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to ♪

♪ Save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

Powerpuff!