03x04 - Bubblevision - Bought and Scold

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

spice,

and everything nice.

These were the ingredients

chosen to create
the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium

accidentally added an extra
ingredient to the concoction--

Chemical X.

[BOOM]

Thus, the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup

have dedicated their lives
to fighting crime

and the forces of evil.

NARRATOR:
The city of Townsville,

and it looks like it's gonna be
a calm, peaceful, uneventful day,

as long as you ignore
the giant ant!

[SCREAMING]

NARRATOR:
This looks like the end!

Oh, what a sight
for sore eyes!

The Powerpuff Girls will
see to the end of this beast.

Ok, girls, let's give him a
power kick to his temple.

[MOANING]

Bubbles!

Ha! Yeah!
Boom chic-y-yaka!

Take that, giant ant!

[SNAPPING]

Hey, what's going on?

Where are we going?

What about the giant
aaaaannnnttt?

[MOANING]

BLOSSOM:
Professor, there's
something wrong with Bubbles.

I'm fine! There's
nothing wrong with me!

Don't make me
come over there!

You see?

Hmm. Ok, Bubbles.

I'm just gonna do
a couple of tests.

But Professor,
we don't have time!

We have to stop
the giant ant!

I know, but this won't
take any time at all.

Ok. Now tell
me what you see.

G, X, L, V, M.

When you see the light,

any light at all,
raise your hand.

Professor,
is she gonna be ok?

'cause we really need
to get back

and stop that giant ant,

and we can't do it
without Bubbles,

so we need to know.

Is she gonna be ok?

She'll be just fine.

[STIFLING LAUGHTER]

[GUFFAWING]

What? What?
What's so funny?

Oh, nothing.
Nothing.

Yeah, nothing...

Dork!

[LAUGHING]

Dork?

Yipe!

I do look like
a dork.

No, you don't.

Yeah, you look like
a nerd--

Bubbles, now, you know
it's not important

what your sisters think.

But, Professor...

look, Bubbles,
what is important

is that you always
want to be at your best

so you can fight that
giant ant or whatever

and save the day!

And these glasses are there
to help you be at 100%.

How do I look,
Professor?

Bubbles, you look super!

Yeah, we were just kidding.

Now, let's get that ant!
Come on!

Thanks, Professor.

Now Bubbles...

Yeah?

Don't let anything
your sisters say

get to you. Promise?

I promise. Bye!

Hi, guys.

Oh, what a sight
for sore eyes.

It's old four-eyes.

Hey, you said you were
just kidding.

We were.

Yeah, about
just kidding.

[LAUGHING]

BLOSSOM:
Hurry up, Specs.

I don't need these stupid
glasses to be at 100%,

I can see just fine.

Ow!

NARRATOR:
Oh, boy.

Without her glasses,

Bubbles can't see
the forest or the trees.

No more trees, no more trees,
no more trees.

BLOSSOM:
Bubbles!

Huh?

BLOSSOM:
Where are you?

Our lasers are too weak!

BUTTERCUP:
We need your help!

Girls? Girls, where are you?

Where could she be?

[SNAPPING]

[MOANING]

Quick, search for
a weak spot.

Ooh!

Buttercup!

It's not use.
We've gotta find Bubbles.

Girls?

Girls!

Bubbles.
Bubbles.

Girls?

Ugh. Girls?

Bubbles!
Bubbles!

Gi--ugh!

Bubbles!

Girls?

Girls!

Oh, thank goodness I found you.

Are you ok?

Did you stop the giant ant?

What's the matter?

Why don't you say anything?

Oh, I get it.
You're too cool

to talk to a dork like me!
Right?

Fine!

Bubbles.

Nope.

Bubbles.

I'm not listening.

Bubbles,
turn around.

Huh?

Come on, put your
glasses on and help us.

Uh-uh. You'll laugh at me.

We will not.
Now put 'em on.

[GUFFAWING]

See?

We're sorry.
We're sorry!

[LAUGHING]

[STOMPING APPROACHING]

Ahhh! Bubbles, help!

Huh? What? Ahh!

Do something!

Which one is it?

Use your glasses!

No, I don't need 'em!

You're missing...
Badly.

I can get him! Ooh!

Use your glasses!

No! Ahh! Oof!
Aaf! Ok!

NARRATOR:
As the crimson beam shoots forth,

the sheer thickness
of Bubbles' lenses

begins to magnify the red-hot
point of energy until...

[BOOM]

[STIFLING LAUGH]

[GUFFAWING]

Ha, ha, ha. Oh, really?

Yeah, the ant had
both of us pinned

and we were all,
"put on your glasses.

Put on your glasses."

yeah, but she was like,
"no, I'll look stupid."

but then she put
them on and zap!

Whoa!

[SHATTERING]

Honey?

Are you ok?

I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

BUBBLES:
Hey, I can see!

In fact, I can see
better than ever.

What happened,
Professor?

Well, as far
as I can figure,

Buttercup's blast
to your eyes

must have been hit in
precisely the exact spot,

causing a sort of
corrective laser surgery.

I must say,
I'm very impressed.

[MUFFLED SPEECH]

What?

What'd you say?

I can't hear you.

NARRATOR:
Oh, Bubbles.

There's always something
wrong with you!

So, once again,
[MUFFLED SPEECH].

NARRATOR:
The city of Townsville,

a locale inhabited by
some of the most accursed,

ill-conditioned,

infernal,

unprincipled,

spineless,

monstrous,

distasteful,

felonious,

gross,

dark, naughty,

foul, grave,

miscreated,
and spoiled law-breakers

to ever break laws.

But fear not, fair city.

For enforcing
the law of the land

are the pure, the proud,

and the perfect Powerpuff Girls!

Ms. KEANE: Ok, class.

Let's get out our workbooks
and turn to page 9.

[SCREECH]

[CHOMP]

Ow!

[LAUGHING]

[BAM]

Whoa!

Have the Gangrene g*ng
lost their minds?

I don't know, but they're about
to lose their heads. Come on!

Not... So... Fast...

Gangrene g*ng!

What?

"I hereby decree that
from this day forth,

"all forms
of illicit misconduct

"shall henceforth be deemed
permissive and just.

"Any person or persons
found committing such acts

"shall be given carte blanche
to do so, as is their will...

"In short, crime is now legal!

Signed, the Mayor?"

Whoa!

Has the Mayor
lost his mind?

I don't know,
but we'd better find out.

Come on!

But, the Gangrene g*ng...

What can we do?

Carry on...

[SNAP]

NARRATOR:
Now, I know the Mayor's not
the sharpest knife in the drawer,

but crime legal?

Mayor!
How could you do this?

Make crime legal.

What were
you thinking?

I was thinking of putting
you ninnies out of business!

Princess!

That's Mayor Princess,
thank you,

and I don't appreciate you
barging into my office!

Your office? This is
the Mayor's office.

Not anymore, it isn't.

I, or should I say daddy,

bought it and the whole
city for me!

The Mayor would never!

Oh, wouldn't he?

One trillion dollars?

"never," I said.



"no way."

But a room full
of Turkish delight,

how could I resist?

Like giving candy to a baby.

Princess, I want--

You want? You want?

What about what I want?

I wanted to be
a Powerpuff Girl,

but no,
you wouldn't let me.

So, then I wanted
to destroy you,

but you always
defeated me!

Well, now I am in charge.

I am the Mayor.
I make the rules.

And I say crime is legal!

And if you try to stop anyone,

I will throw you in jail!

Now get out of my office!

[LAUGHING]
I win! I win! I win!

I win! I win! Yeah!

NARRATOR:
Oh Criminy.

With crimes not being
crimes anymore,

whatever are our little
crime fighters to do?

[SCREAMING]
[PUNCHING]

Hey, this is a private
residence, man.

Girls, where have
you been?

What's going on?

"I hereby decree...

"deem permissive...

In short, crime is--"
mama-mia! Girls!

You can't give up.

What about all those
villains running free?

Hey, that really
tied the room together!

Oh, what about all the people
who are counting on you?

Hey, I sit on that!

Girls, what about
all of Townsville?

What about honor,
truth, and morality?

Girls, what about our house?

I'm ready for bed now!

Oh, thank you, thank you

for buying me
Townsville, daddy.

I know you think I'm too little
to own my own city,

but don't worry,
I won't let you down.

I'll be the best little capitalist
piglet princess you ever had.

Good night, daddy.

I love you too, daddy.

This is awful.

Princess's new law
makes us the bad guys.

I'm not a bad girl.

I'm a good girl, right?

Good guys, bad guys.

It doesn't even matter.
Princess won!

We're out of business.

Our crime fighting
days are a bust!

'cause now, if we
bust a law, buster,

we get busted!

It's no fair.

If we do good,
we'll be bad,

and we'll
have to be bad

if we
want to be good.

[SNORING]

I want a glass of water!

On the rocks!

[MUMBLING] Get my own water...

What is this...

it's not right for the Princess
to have to get her own...

when I say I want
a glass of water,

somebody should say,
"how tall?"

[ICE CLINKING,
FAUCET RUNNING]

I get my own...

What a load of...

[CONTINUES MUMBLING]

I oughta wake 'em up
at the hotline...

"Hey, powerpukes,
it's the Mayor...


Chop, chop..."

[GASPING]

Oo! My stuff!

Oh, my gosh.
We've been robbed.

And the took all my--
ooh, all the stuff.

They couldn't
have taken all the--

I mean, how could--oh no!

Not all the things and items
and possessions and purchases...

Oh! Oh no! Daddy's cars...

Oh, no! Daddy's trophies!

Oooohhhh!

[BUZZING]

And they took all of it!
Everything.

And if daddy finds out,
I'll be grounded forever,

and just 'cause I begged
him to buy me Townsville

and make me Mayor,
he'll say it's my responsibility,

and he'll blame me and
think it's all my fault!

It is your fault.

That's not the point!

What's important
is you going out

and getting whoever
took daddy's stuff!

Please! I'll do anything!

Gee, Mayor,
we'd love to help,

but you made
crime legal, remember?

Yeah, even if we found out
who took your stuff

we couldn't do
anything about it.

Yeah, they're not
breaking any laws

'cause, you know,
"crime is legal."

Fine! Here!
Crime is ill*gal again.

Go! Hurry! My financial
future is at stake!

[CRYING]

[SNORING]

Daddy's still asleep,
but not for long.

The sun's already rising.

Those poopoopuffs better get
that stuff back here fast or...

Or daddy will wake up,

and I'll be a day late
and a dollar short.

[DOORBELL RINGING]

Well? Did you get 'em?

Oh, gee, Princess,

we rounded up every
crook and robber,

and bad guy
and wrongdoer,

but it seems none
of 'em took your stuff.

What? How can...
Who can...

Where did...
I gotta have... Ooohhhhh!

[GIGGLING]

You! You did it!

You robbed me blind!

I should have you
arrested!

Oh, you can't arrest us.

Crime was legal when we robbed you,
so technically...

All your stuff
is ours now. Bye!

No! Wait!
I need that stuff!

I'll do anything for it.
Please, please!

Give back Townsville to
the Mayor and Miss Bellum.

Never!

[ALARM RINGING]

Ok. Ok. Here's
the key to the city

and the Mayor's hat.

Now give me the stuff.
I need the stuff. Hurry!

We'll be right back.

All the stuff!
All the beautiful stuff!

Thank you for stuff!

Phew!
Ahem.

Oh. Ha, ha, ha.

Good morning, daddy.

I bet you're wondering
what all of your things

are doing out in the yard.

Um, well you see...

it's all those stinking
Powerpuff Girls' fault.

They always ruin everything
'cause I hate 'em!

[CRYING]

NARRATOR:
Man, I am never gonna have kids.

And so, once again,

the day is saved

thanks to
the Powerpuff Girls.

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs
save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to
save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to
save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Powerpuff ♪