06x07 - Severe Eggs and Pains

[bunniefuu]

[Chris]: Last time,
on Total Drama Island...

It was sky high drama.

While some had
a barrel of laughs,

Others had a surprising shark
infested, tapioca romance.

And no one was more
excited about the kiss...

than Wayne!

And once all the fun
of flinging had been flung,

it looked like Julia

was heading home for losing
the challenge for the Trout.

But after exposing MK
as a possible poop watcher,

Julia survived and it was
MK who droned on home.

Who will be next?
Time to find out here, on...
Total...

Drama...

Island!

♪ Hey what's up
I'm here to slay ♪

♪ Don't know why the rest
Even bother to stay ♪

♪ I know the game
And I brought the skill ♪

♪ Crushing player's dreams
Yeah you know the drill ♪

♪ I wanna be
I wanna be ♪

♪ I wanna be famous ♪

[suspenseful music]

- Duck!

- Ah!
- Jump!

- Ah!
- Duck!

[horn blaring]
- Huh? Ooh!

[horn blaring]
- Ah!

[coughing]

- Dude!

- Challenge time!

[groaning]

- It still hurts.
- I said duck!

[yawning]
- Man, was yesterday cashews,
pecans and almonds, or what?!

- Oh yeah. All kinds of nuts!

- For sure. So what would
you say was the craziest
thing that happened to you?

- Uh, I guess
the puddin' shark.

- It was the kiss.
It was totally the kiss!

- The shark?!

Did he make out
with the shark too?

No! He just doesn't wanna
tell me about kissing Bowie.

[gasps]
Does he think
I won't be supportive?

I gotta find a way
to show Raj I'm with him 110%!


Whoa...
I've never given 120 before.

- Welcome to the next challenge.

Before we begin, Trout, Frogs,
please bring Chef your flags.

[suspenseful music]

- No more Trout, no more Frogs.
The teams are now merged.

- And since you're now one team,

only one of you can
win immunity.

- That's fine.
There's only one of me.

- It's way too early
for the teams to merge.

Ten players left and only
one of us can win immunity.

This is not good.

- Awesome! Ems, we're finally
on the same team!

- Are you kidding?!
[suspenseful music]

- It's perfect.

The more people who
can be eliminated,

the less likely it's me.

And I have a plan that'll
make sure it's not.

- Let's get this party started!
What's the challenge?

- Like you, Ripper,
this challenge is very simple.

- Awesome!

- Each player must
bring me a cassowary egg.

- A what egg?
- Cassowary.

It's a bird.

- A very large bird.

- Oh, like that huge bird
on that TV show we all
watched as kids?

Remember? The big bird.
He was really big.

Ugh! What was
that big bird's name?

- Wow.

- You're gonna wanna take
this seriously, so listen up.

- Cassowaries can be over
six feet tall.

They have long, powerful legs
that can kick with great force!

And their feet
are each armed with razor sharp

claws they use
to slaughter anyone foolish

enough to touch their eggs.

[roaring]

[whimpering]

[gasping]

- So, given how dangerous

Cassowaries are, I'm gonna
suggest you partner up.

That way if one of you
gets "cassowaried",

the other can tell production
where to find your remains.

Pair it up!

- We're gonna
rock this challenge!

- For sure! Small confession
though: I'm terrified of birds.

- Oh... no problem.

It's a bit of problem.
But I have been training

her and she's kind
of getting better.

Either way, I got this.

My parents taught me
how to evade emus and ostriches!

You know? Like all
good parents do.

- Hey. Wanna be teammates?
- Sure!

We could be partners.

- If you were an ugly bird,
who would you attack?

A silent guy or Mister
Annoying Hiccups?

Yeah... Just cause
no one's ever called me
smart doesn't mean I am.

Not... smart...

[suspenseful music]

- Look, we are both
on the chopping block.

My team was threatened
by my beauty and popularity,

and your team
found you repulsive.

But I have a plan.

At the elimination,
vote for Chase.

- Uh, it'd take more than two
votes to send Chase packing.

- I'll take care of that.

One down, three to go.

- So... my plan--
- Hey Ems, we should

partner up and--
-- Never.

We will never be partners.
Not here. Not anywhere!

Not ever again! Got it?!
- It's starting to feel

like you're
saying we're actually over.

- Ugh! We've been
over for months.

[sighs]

Bowie! Partners?
- You know it.

[horn blaring]

- Go get me the unhatched babies

of murderous birds!

[triumphant music]

- Hey, not-so-bright-guy
that no one wants!

You're with me.
Let's move!

- When people insult
your intelligence, it means

they can't find anything
wrong with the way you look.

[growling]

- You know what I like
most about our friendship, Raj?

- That we can have fun
all the time?

- No.
- Oh.

Um... Oh that we're
the same size and we can share

each other's jock straps?
- No.

Please stop talking!
- Oh... kay?

- It's that we share big secrets
with each other.

Like when I told you
I ate a burger I found

in the trash after
hockey practice.

[laughing]
- On hot days in the backseat

of my mom's car
it still smells like barf.

- And even though
I was scared to tell you,

what, with all the car vomit,
I did...

So... is there anything
you wanna tell me?

- Yes.

- Oh-h*-h*-h*!
Raj is gonna tell me that

he kissed Bowie!
That he's g*y!

Okay. I'm ready. Tell me.

- Over here!

I found us some eggs!

- Oh, sweet!
[growling]

[screaming]

Nice bird!

[roaring]
Nice bird?!

- So here's the thing.
I've been looking

for a partner
to take to the final two

and I've finally found
the perfect player.

You.

- Me?

- You're the one!

You're athletic, popular,
a fellow influencer...

You're my only equal
in this game.

JK. He's like at
least three levels below me.

You and I deserve
everything we want in life.

Including a 50/50 shot
at a million dollars.

- Wow...
I don't know what to say...

- Say yes and I'll help
you get Emma back.

- Deal!

[growling]

- Look at that
sleep'n nerd bird.

- Maybe we can grab two eggs
without her even knowing.

[hiccups]

[suspenseful music]

Aw, bummer dude.
I woke up the bird.

- Fart chunks!

I wanted him to hiccup
after we got the eggs!

[hiccupping]

Stay quiet.

[hiccupping]

[hiccupping]

[hiccupping]

Whoa, that bird is pickin' up
what you are laying' down.

New plan.

- And then Chase
ate my french fries.

- Oh. Hey.
- Hey to you too.

[soft music]

- Should I... give you a minute?

- So, I should have
asked before kissing you.

I was just um...
And I'm sorry if you didn't

like it, or it made you feel
uh...

- Stop. I really
liked kissing your face.

But... at some point
in this competition,

in order to win
the million dollars,

I might have to kick
you in the face.

So can we hit pause
on whatever this is?

- Oh. Okay.
No I... We don't have to...

I'm just--
- And when the game's over,

let's go on a date.

[romantic music]

- Move! Move! Move!

[roaring]

[screaming]

- Emma has just forgotten
how good she had it.

You need to tell her she'll
never do better than you.

[gasps]
- You're right!

- Here. Give her this chocolate
bar and say you don't even care

how bad her "backne" gets.

- If that doesn't show her how
great I am, nothing will.

- Let's get you two
back together!

[panting]
- Okay. I think we lost her.

- So... What was that
all about with Raj?

[chuckling]
Huh?

Huh?!

- We still need to find eggs.

I'll fill you in while we walk.

- Yes! Gettin' the deets.
Oh... Gimmie the deets.

Dish me them deets,
oh, I want those deets.

I want those deets.
Uh-oh-uh.

- Telling people secrets
on Total Drama Island

is never a good idea,
but where's the fun in making

out with a super cute guy
if you can't tell anyone?

- I think it's great that Bowie
and Raj found each other.

Being in love is so...

I miss it.
I mean, Chase wasn't always bad.

We actually had some really
great times together.

Wonder if I'll ever
have that again.

With someone else, I mean.

- I bet there's some
nests this way.

- Let me talk to Bowie and I'll
get you alone with Emma.

Bowie! A word in private?

- I'll be right back.

- Ugh!

- What is that wanna
be internet star up to?

- I saw an abandoned nest
with two eggs in it.

I'll ditch Chase
so we can have them

if you promise
to vote for Chase.

- Lead the way.

- It'll take five votes
to send Chase home.

Me, Ripper, Bowie...
that's three.

Emma always votes
for Chase. Four.

Sticking Emma with Chase
for the challenge will leave her

so mad she'll convince
at least one of Zee, Millie

or Priya to vote for him. Five.
Boom. Chase is done.

- Sweet. Egg for Wayner,
egg for me. Challenge done.

[grunting]
Wayne?! Is that you, buddy?

[growling]

Wayne?

Buddy?

Umm...

[growling]
Ah!

[roaring]
- I think she's mad
we took her eggs.

We should give them back.

- No way!
We need these eggs!

Let's just pick up our pace
and ditch this bird.

Ready to sprint?

[panting]
- I am sprinting!

- Really?
Okay... umm... well--

- Oh no! It's a dead end!
[roaring]

Priya! What are we gonna do?!
- Just listen!

On three we bolt.

I'll go left, you go right.

Three, two, one, go!

Whew...
[gasps]

Oh, heck no!

My extensive Emu and Ostrich
training has taught me that

the only thing that can stop
an angry bird from attacking,

is an angrier bird.

It's a bit of gamble, but if I
don't try, Millie's done for.

Ah!

[grunting]

[growling]
[suspenseful music]

That's right!
Get out of here!

[panting]
You okay?

Are you hurt?

- You... you came back.
And saved me!

- Of course I did!
You'd have done the same for me!

- Eh...

- This is a great plan.

You grab two eggs
while I dance for her.

- Well it sure as fart won't
work if you dance like that!

Ya gotta move
like you mean it!

Get foxy with it.

Put that bird
under a love spell.

Go!
[soft growling]

[hiccupping]

[hiccupping]

[romantic music]
You got her interest, buddy.

Now let's crank up the heat.

Loosen those neck bones.

Yeah that's it...

Pour some sugar
on them hip swings!

[grunting]

[hiccupping]

- I don't know about this
anymore, man...

- If you stop dancing, that bird
will rip you to pieces.

Shake them tail feathers!

- I'm not looking
for anything serious.

Let's take it slow,
see where it goes.

[purring]
Dude, it's working.

It's working!
Ripper?

- It sure is, bird brain!
Good luck. Ha-ha-ha!

- You're a very bad human!
[hiccup]

- What happens if we're
the first two to arrive?

Do we play rock-paper scissors
to see who gets immunity?

- I'm fine with that. Or...

[suspenseful music]
...we could race!

- That's not fair!

[beeping]
- Yes!

Immunity is mine!

Ha! Julia was trying
to manipulate people
into voting for Chase.

Well no dice, lady.

She is "gone-zo"!

I am the winner! Touchdown!
[grunting]

- Ooh, sorry.
I wanted an egg.

That... is a baby.

- But... but...
it was an egg!

[grunting]
Ow!

Ah!
[growling]

- Win denied.

Ah, my mother was right!
Babies ruin everything!

- Yes!
- Woo-hoo!

- Nice work, BFFs! But only
one of you can win immunity.

- You were the one who
saved us and got us the eggs.

It's for sure you who deserves
to get immunity.

- Oh...
but you're my best friend

and I want you to have it.
- Okay.

- Millie wins immunity!

- Um...

- Ugh, they're not coming back.
Did you plan this?!

- Me?! What? No! How?!
- Later!

- Wait. We gotta
stick together or we have
no shot at collecting an egg.

- Ugh! Fine!

- Operation "Get Emma Back"
is on!

[roaring]
- Ugh, I got nowhere to go!

Time to play defence and stand
her up at the blue line.

[grunting]
Yeah? Is that all you got? Huh?

- Raj! I lost the cassowary!

Uh...

I'm coming to save you, buddy!

[triumphant music]
[grunting]

[roaring]
[crashing]

[bell ringing]

- Ah!
- Whoa!

- Wayne! Ah! There's something
I need to... tell you.

- Ugh... I'm listening...

[groaning]
Go ahead.

- I kissed Bowie. I'm g*y.
- Oh buddy!

[grunting]

Th...thanks for telling me...
- You're my... best... friend.

'Course I'm... gonna...
tell you.

[purring]

- The truth is...
I'm not ready to have a family.

So uh...
[hiccups]

Thinkin' maybe me and junior
will go out for a...

[hiccup]
...hike, you know?

[hiccup]
[suspenseful music]

[grunting]
Oh...

[chuckling]
That ever happen to you?

No? Okay. Ah!

- I wonder if there's
a nest inside that cave.

Stay here and give me a signal
if the bird comes back.

- I don't know, is that the
smartest thing to do?

- Just do it!

Wow! Look at you.
- You shoulda seen
me dance, man.

- Jackpot!
- Nice one, babe.

- You're supposed to be outside
in case the bird comes...

[gasps]

[growling]
[suspenseful music]

- Uh, I think the bird's back.

And we never decided
on a signal.

Maybe a frog sound?

"Ribbit, ribbit."
Or, I do a pretty good monkey!

[imitating monkey]

[roaring]

- Ah!

- Whoa...
This is a lot of nests.

- Oh no. This cave is basically
a cassowary apartment building!

[roaring]

[screaming]

In here!

There's no way out of here.

[sighs]
This is how it ends for us.

- Want half a candy bar?
- Sure.

[growling]

- Uh... I'm sorry, babe.

- Thank you.
Thank you for saying it.

- I never thought Chase

would apologize
for cutting my brakes.

And, it really seemed
like he meant it.

That must've been hard for him.

And this may be my last day
on Earth, so...

- I miss having you as my
girlfriend, and if there's any

chance you...
[romantic music]

[birds chirping]

Wow. Em...That was g...

[gasps]
- I see daylight.

There must be a
way out up there.

- I got my girlfriend back.

[gasping]
And the whole candy
bar to myself!

Oh!
[chuckling]

Wicked! Yeah-yeah!

- And here come
Emma and Chase...

with no eggs...

- Whatever.
I'll take my chances

at the elimination ceremony.

We're just lucky to be alive!

- Yep. I feel
very lucky right now.

[suspenseful music]

- Oh, crud. Did he actually
win her back?!

Ugh!

I am so getting voted off...

- Here's my life rule:
after you scrape poop

off the bottom of your sneaker,

don't go back and step
in the same poop.

[suspenseful music]

[groaning]

[gasps]
Raj!

What happened?

- No eggs...

- Eggs shutout, bro.

[grunts]

- Well, you boys weren't

the only failures today,

so don't feel too badly.

And our immunity
winner was Millie.

- Yay!

- Yeah!

That's ...that's my buddy.

- Everyone else
is up for elimination,

so think about who you currently

hate the most
and we'll see you tonight!

[suspenseful music]

[squeaking]

Campers, tonight you're
sending someone home.

And while it's not always
the person who deserves it most,

it's always fun to think
about who it could be.

- Julia! You and Bowie found
eggs at the same time.

And then you shoved
him to the ground.

- Uh, yeah...
'Cause I wanted to win.

Don't hate the player,
hate the game.

And the player.
I really don't care.

- Ripper! You partnered
with Zee, got him to dress

like a bird and left him behind.

- Yeah, I guess, but it wasn't
supposed--

- And you spiked
a baby into the ground.

[all]: What?!

- Whoa, that is not
what happened!

It was an egg and...
and when it fell, it--

- Chase and Emma,
you two seem really happy

with each other right now.

A lot of people here
don't care for that.

And finally, Wayne and Raj.

You two...
Are you two okay?

- Go... coach! In game.
- One... hundred... percent,

giver'...

- What happened to them?

- Oh... I never asked.

- They were attacked
by a cassowary

and then fell down a mountain.

- We might need to get
these two boys to a hospital.

- That feels
like an over-reaction.

[coughing]

Fine.

Boys?!

We're gonna
get you to a hospital!

The rest of you, help yourselves
to a marshmallow...

you're safe.
[cheering]

[triumphant music]

- That was crazy.
[growling]

I gave that cassowary a fake
phone number 'cause she seemed

a little obsessed and I was
worried she might...

Ah!

- Why's everyone mad
I dropped a baby bird?

My dad used to drop me and my
three brothers all the time!

Two of us are fine!

- Next time I win
a challenge for me and Millie,

I'll be the one taking immunity!

- Yes!

Tonight's vote could've
gone so badly for me.

But luckily, two people went
to the hospital instead!

- Boys, it was a pleasure
having you here.

Any parting words?

- I'm a hotdog time.

- Okay...

Later, skaters!

[whirring]
♪ O, Canada ♪

♪ Our home and native land ♪

- So no elimination this week,
but two campers head home.

What will next week bring?

For me, another ridiculously
large paycheque.

For you?

Find out by tuning
in, on Total...

Drama...

Island!

[upbeat music]