03x06 - Spaceman

[bunniefuu]

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aaron honey i hope you're not going to

spend all day in your room

why don't you uh take a walk around the

neighborhood

i've seen lots of kids your age playing

outside mom i don't have anything in

common with those kids

how do you know unless you talk to them

do you want me to try to introduce you

no okay

all right i need to clean your room so

at least go outside and get some fresh

air

come on scoot scoot

okay

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what are you looking at do you like

space travel

what

never mind

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young man me come closer

i won't hurt you come

i'm getting rid of all this stuff and

well i just happen to have some clothes

that would be perfect for a boy just

your size

this would look so nice on you and i

have some

dress shirts and dress pants and well i

think there's even a sport jacket around

here that's just your size

that's okay i'm good of course you're

good i know you're good

wait don't leave yet

i bet i know just what you'd like it's

around here somewhere

um wait wait wait

uh it wasn't very easy for me to part

with this but

i think you might be just the right

little fellow tell me

do you like space travel

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wow

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do i like space travel that's my thing

it's all i think about

so you're a spaceman i wish

i collect outer space toys i don't have

one of these

i've seen them online though see it has

a two-way intercom

yes that's so you can communicate with

other spacemen

they're usually sold in pairs where's

the other one

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how old are you young man ten i knew it

a magic age

old enough for adventure but still

untroubled by the vexations of the adult

world

may i try it on please do

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perfect

tell me do you have someone you can play

space man with not really

i just moved here and only child

yes ma'am no friends in the neighborhood

nah

and you don't want anything for it

another thing in fact you'd be doing me

a favor

take it really wow

thanks see ya enjoy it

and enjoy your childhood

hey erin i didn't hear you come in

now what do you have a space helmet

it's circa 1959. this old lady was

throwing it out so she gave it to me

it has a two-way walkie-talkie system

and everything but she only had one

i like it though did you see any other

kids while you're out there

yeah but uh

i don't know i don't think they really

wanted anything to do with me that's

just because they don't know you

yeah i guess

well i think i'm gonna go hang out in my

room

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okay

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so

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do you read me

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without a battery there can't be any

transmission it's impossible aaron

no i swear the light came on and there

was static and a voice

what kind of a voice i don't know it

sounded like a kid

well you must have been dreaming sweetie

no it wasn't a dream

it had to be there was a lightning storm

last night

could that have anything to do with it

only in the movies

what was the voice saying aaron

it was hard to hear there was a lot of

static

but i heard him say

space commander one of the space

commander too

and also something about being alone on

a dark planet

there dream-wise that makes sense you're

new in the neighborhood you haven't made

any friends yet

and dreams often other people are parts

of ourselves

right you probably feel like you're on a

dark planet and there's nothing wrong

with that

i have had some very vivid dreams in my

life where for a moment i i thought they

were real

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maybe

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so

yes oh

it's the space man how are you dear

uh that helmet you gave me yes

is there something wrong with it sort of

see there are no batteries in it

but someone called me on don't be silly

that can't happen

was it another spaceman how'd you know i

didn't

i just know how a young man's

imagination can run away with itself

if it happens again don't answer

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ground control to space commander one

ground control

to space commander one do you read me

space commander one

this is space commander one i read you

ground control what do you want

over space commander one you have

reached protocol

you contacted an outside agency you were

informed

that the space program has been

cancelled

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do you copy space commander one the

space program

has been cancelled

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do you copy space commander one do you

copy

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space commander one is space commander

two do you read me

i repeat do you lead me

i can barely read you

over identify yourself over

this is space commander too

mom

do you read me hello

hello mom

mom mom mom mom it happened again i

heard the voice in the helmet

erin honest it just happened i wasn't

dreaming this time okay

calm down you don't believe me

you of course i believe you you don't

believe me

well aaron just forget it

he says he heard the voice again yes

through the helmet yes

where is he now he's up in this room

i'm concerned bev hearing voices

do we want to send him to a psychiatrist

for an evaluation

well let's give it a couple more days

maybe he's just acting out

from adjusting to a new neighborhood

exactly

we hope exactly

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hang on don't go away and space

commander 2

properly identify yourself over

just hold on i need to talk to someone

mom mom

listen listen just wait just wait

just wait what are we waiting for

uh there was this spider

it was huge it surprised me wow i

guess it's gone now sweetie

is it the space helmet did you hear the

voice again

no if you did it's okay you can talk to

us

you can talk to us about anything um i

was just joking about hearing the voice

in the space helmet

oh my gosh your face i didn't think you

actually believed me

really son yeah you guys what do you

think i'm a nutcase

better send him to a psychiatrist

well i've to admit aaron that's a relief

yeah well i uh gotta get going on my

homework

don't fall behind you get some sleep

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space commander one to space commander

two yeah yeah

it's me properly identify herself over

here

is space commander why will he only talk

to me

over this mission is confidential i

repeat

confidential do you copy over

i copy what is the mission

over space commander 2 i am stranded on

a dark planet

you have been granted clearance to come

to my need

it is a dangerous journey to another

galaxy

you may not return

space commander 2 do you accept

commission

over space commander one

i've waited all my life for a moment

like this

i accept the mission with honor

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aaron

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oh there you are hey i thought you might

want to go toss your old pig skin with

your dad

i can't right now

going somewhere not supposed to talk

about it

classified huh who told you

uh you're just playing around right yeah

and you too right duh dad

duh well space traveler

if we never meet again i'll miss you

same here dad

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space commanded to the space commander

one do you read me

space commander one to space commander

two

you're breaking up are you inside your

ship over

well i'm inside my room over

that is your ship space commander

can you rendezvous with my ship over

i'll need the coordinates for your ship

space commander one

i am orbiting the andromeda nebula

galaxy

one three one maple street

over

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space commander two to space commander

one come in space commander one

over

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wow

commander one i'm unsure of this

destination over

do not be afraid of old wrinkly life

forms they have been disarmed

decelerate from warp speed and prepare

to enter the nebula

roger that

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i'm at the entrance to the nebula

permission to enter over

permission granted over

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space commander to the space commander

one

i'm in over you are in my orbit

journey past the twin moons

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space commanded to space commander one

i'm at the twin moons over well done

space commander

keep to your trajectory roger

space commander 2 to space command 1

navigation assistance requested

follow the path of the comment space

commander over

i've made visual contact with the

comment

proceeding along its path over roger

that

over

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space commander two to space commander

one i'm at the start cluster

over navigate 90 degrees starboard space

commander 2

over roger engaging port thruster

face commander 1 to space commander 2

are you at the wormhole

over that's an affirmative space

commander one

over enter the wormhole space commander

two

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greetings space commander too welcome to

the dark planet

step over to my craft and take the

co-pilot's chair

over with pleasure space commander one

i see you two have found each other no

thanks to you mother dear

he's dead maybe his body but his spirit

is still as spoiled as spoiled can be

blah blah blah

when he got sick i took care of him

every single day

when he passed on i couldn't bear to

part with him

i too love him so you should have sent

me into space

with what i don't have a rocket she was

trying to abandon me

she cancelled the space program i was

trying to move on with my life

this should never have gotten so far

i'm sorry you should go

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ah that's okay

i'll keep you in company

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i'll leave you two spacemen alone

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space commander space command one come

in space commander one

space commander two prepare to launch

engaging clusters

over