03x07 - Red Eye

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hey georgia how's your day

all right i had a math test fractions

how's your day well i got chased by mrs

edson's pomeranian

again fractions are worse well

pomeranians are a fraction

a fraction of a dog here you go

actually you know math was my favorite

what about you geography

i can see why your dad's quite the

globetrotter let's see last week it was

vienna then it was

zurich and now it's russell ah yes

bulgaria belgium say you are good at

geography

how much longer does he have on his

world tour eight weeks down

three to go i haven't delivered this

many letters in a long time

usually it's bills or catalogs and who

gets excited about those

yeah it's sort of a tradition we have

dad could email but

letters are special they sure are and i

deliver

you have a good one kid thanks tim

you're welcome

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brussels belgium the waffles here are

the best in the world

miss ya hugs and kisses daddyo

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georgia come help me with dinner please

coming

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wow

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oh come on brussels sprouts

get it just a little way to have him at

the dinner table with us except

dad hates brussels sprouts just like his

daughter

do you talk to him today where is he

going next frankfurt germany uh let me

guess tomorrow we're having hot dogs

uh-huh now we are

i wish i could go with him well he'll

bring you back a souvenir he always does

um

tim hey kate where you been i knew

there'd be at least a couple of days

before there's anything for me

well you could at least come out and say

hi hi is there anything for me

you have quite the nose for mail

come on let's have it hold on hold on

so where's the dad now frankfurt ah

deutschland

hey did you hear the one about the

german comedian no what's the joke

that that's the joke do you get it

no exactly

mal georgia what's that mean catch you

on the flip side

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frankfurt sure is pretty but you are

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prettier

what the heck is that

hey a kid there's something on the photo

of my dad yesterday

did you open it before giving it to me

wait what get a little chocolate on it

maybe

georgia tampering with the mail is a

federal offense i could lose my job

not to mention going to prison

why would i do that to you i

i don't know

look there's one for you today see all

sealed up

i'm running late have a good one

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help help me get it off

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me

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ted

almost eleven o'clock somebody was tired

how's up all night

i've said it once i'll say it again

texting costs money if you go over your

allowance wasn't texting mom

there's something in dad's photos excuse

me in the pictures he sent me from

germany

there's a thing you can see it like a

shadow

something's wrong okay you're too young

for coffee but

maybe you should have some coffee we saw

it first in frankfurt then berlin

is following him georgia he has glowing

red eyes

that's just the camera flash it's not

the flash

sweetie i know it's hard with dad away

but please

don't start acting out not acting out i

get it okay our lives are boring

they're boring compared to dads he went

off on his great global sales trip and

left us here

paying bills and doing laundry and

homework he takes all the excitement and

leaves us nuts

not when i'm do you want an adventure

well we could this isn't about me

wanting some stupid adventure mom

this is real okay

okay fine show me this photo

i tore it up

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i'll make you an espresso

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that's impossible

inhabit small objects

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up that's it that's gotta be it

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are you okay what are you screaming

about look dad's picture look at the

picture

geez georgia i thought something was

wrong something is wrong

it's right there the out i don't

understand it's just

a statue no it's not turn it over

miss you honey xoxo daddy

i've had enough of this nonsense georgia

it's gone far enough

i'm not playing along anymore i don't

know what's gotten into you but whatever

it is just stop it

am i understood but am i understood

yes okay

fine gotta pick up something for dinner

can you put the clothes in the dryer

when the cycle finishes

georgia

i'll be back in a bit

good to yes um

hello may i have sam loman's room please

and sure you can see me um

sam loman sam lohman and gus

yeah same woman i need sam

roman i don't know men better

come on dad pick up

hello dad georgia

dad you're there hey honey what a nice

surprise i was just gonna call you

dad i need to tell you something hey i

don't have much time sweetheart i'm

running to catch a plane i'm coming home

you what i'm coming home right now

yeah secure the rest of my financing in

leipzig which means i don't have to go

to paris i'm hopping on the right eye so

i'll be home tomorrow night

tomorrow hey you don't sound so excited

no dad i

wait oh sorry honey my driver is here i

gotta run

dad you didn't send me any more pictures

did you what

no who needs pictures you're getting me

see you soon honey

georgia hey uh missed you yesterday i

guess you're still upset with me huh no

i want to apologize to him i i know you

didn't open my letter

i'm sorry i stopped no worries kid

i get snapped at all the time and you're

still nicer than mrs had since

pomeranian

nothing in there from my dad right

uh not today no

good thanks hey uh

catch you on the flip side

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see you soon

hello

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aren't you excited about your dad coming

home

i would be but but what

he's not coming alone

hello daddy's back monica

georgia georgia

where is she hey honey

we missed you so much and i missed you

guys so glad it got cut short good to be

home

how's your flight you must be exhausted

as they always are

oh there she is hey sweetie

georgia hi dad

what are you doing up there come down

what am i missing she's been acting very

strange sam

oh i can see that well you don't want to

give your dear old dad a hug

don't tell me she turned into a teenager

while i was gone

come here come here

oh

what's the matter i think you may have

been followed

okay it's okay i i've been gone a long

time

it's okay for things to be a little

strange i get it he brought something

back with you

well of course i did you think i'd come

back without something for my girl

wait dad wait no don't open it

here for you

something from the old world

go on take it it's not gonna bite

georgia be polite hey

this little thing has traveled a long

way to get here

no no

hey it's just a souvenir i don't want it

i don't want any more souvenirs okay

throw it away get rid of it

i don't want it

okay well i'll i'll just leave it here

on the coffee table

for you whenever you decide to come back

down to planet earth

georgia

georgia

georgia

georgia i

hear

come find me

your job

georgia

georgia

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georgia

georgia

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georgia

you can smash it all you want but it

won't do you any good

i was just oh i know what you were

trying to do

and it was a good try but it won't work

i'm not inside the little doll this

isn't funny daddy stop

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daddy's not