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03x19 - Lovecraft's Woods

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Haunting Hour: The Series". Aired: October 29, 2010 – November 29, 2014.*
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Every episode features a different cast in a scary situation that would involve ghosts, aliens, witches, zombies, and monsters.

03x19 - Lovecraft's Woods

Post by bunniefuu »

this doesn't look familiar at

all i was sure this was the worst

i'm getting tired me too

we should have been out of the forest by

now

it all looks the same

great now what are we supposed to do

i just don't get it it doesn't make

sense

what do you say i would say

unequivocally

we are completely lost how is this

possible

i've cut through these woods like a

million times i'm so not treating

raven's party for being stuck in these

crate-tastic

woods i thought goss liked grim spooky

woods just as much as uh

ancient altars or cemeteries i'm not a

goth

i'm just changing it up a little you

know being unique

yeah right something's up

these woods aren't even a mile wide i

mean we should be out by now

we've been walking the same direction

for what two hours i know

it couldn't get any worse oh we still

don't have cell phone reception

does that count we're actually invited

to a party where we can fit in for once

but now i'll probably end up eaten by

some rabid groundhog erica

we need to focus and it's kind of hard

to think when you keep going on like

that

man i could be home right now crushing

some online robo exploder

yeah we'll have an advanced physics

paper due on monday boring

all you do is study margaret

and nick you play video games so much

you look pixelated

why do you think everyone calls you

virtual nick remember when you used to

geek out every week on battle w*r

cosmotron

so beyond battle or cosmetron yeah

now it's dubstep one we can goth the

next you know what erica

the difference between you and me is i

don't care what anybody else thinks

you're always trying to fit in all right

i'm just me you mean friendless and

anti-social

i'm his friend and so are you and i'm

your friend and so is nick

that's why we let you drag us out to

this party that's also why we're not

stuck here in these woods alone

you hear

i that i heard something big

hello

is anybody there

hello

[Music]

[Music]

is anybody there hello

i'm gonna check this out no wait ah

don't i have a bad feeling let's just go

my second and third that

we still have time to make it to raven's

party so no way

just want to go home

[Music]

this doesn't make sense we should be out

by now

you know why it's called lovecraft's

woods don't you because they once

belonged someone named lovecraft

wrong so you don't know the story this

is gonna freak me out

because if it is i'm ignoring you

my grandpa told me all about it way back

in the 1930s

old elijah lovecraft and his wife were

coming through the woods just like we

are now

they got lost too and couldn't find

their way out for hours

only mrs lovecraft made it out she ran

straight to her farmhouse

she only thought she'd been gone for

three hours but her sister told her

she'd been gone for three

years great we've been walking for two

hours is that when we've been lost for

two

years

so what happened to mr lovecraft well

she claims a ghoul g*n

cool not even sure what a ghoul is

shouldn't goss know about ghouls i'm not

a god

so how'd she get out well i don't know

just hope it doesn't take us three years

still no signal

weird my phone says it's 9 30 but it's

it's not even seven right my phone says

it's 3 a.m

probably just a satellite interference

don't panic

[Applause]

can we panic now

what we were just here that's the same

tree

and there's a sign did we go in a circle

couldn't have sent him to our left the

whole time so what do we do

can we keep going erica wait

oh no no

no it's like the woods won't let us out

just like old lovecraft

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

did you see that it was nothing just an

animal yeah

an animal with a paw that looks exactly

like a zombie's hand sure i don't want

to be here anymore

i hate this place ow

oh stupid tree this whole place is

cursed it's not cursed

let me see it's just a scratch please

can we just go

let's go this way

what was that it's the ghoul i told you

it's the ghouls

margaret

where'd that come from who cares

ugh

whatever it is i mean if it's hungry

i bet it can wait a long time

it's just so dark what is this place

hunting shack

i guess

at least it's sturdy

how is that working what do you mean

still don't think these woods are cursed

okay

okay um first things first we need to

find a weapon good idea

are you okay you look really pale

i'm fine

there's not much here

margaret you're in a science

what is going on ah you think i know

okay um maybe we're caught in some kind

of a

time loop or maybe we crossed in some

kind of

parallel dimension or uh

i have absolutely no idea what if we're

like

like ghosts you know like trapped in the

netherworld when

don't even go there

hey

check it out

well it's just like your keychain erica

they're exactly the same how is that

possible

it's like deja vu times two this can't

just be coincidence they're exactly

the same um if this place really is a

loop

in the space-time continuum maybe we've

been here before

how would we know how we know

look at this

it's a map of lovecraft's woods these

are all key landmarks

here's the creek we crossed hey you're

right i think this path will put us back

on winfield road

maybe it was drawn by lovecraft's wife

wait

wait wait

you hear it i don't hear anything

exactly

i think it's gone we should move faster

no way oh no no we're safe here haven't

you seen enough horror movies to know

the second we opened that door that they

don't

eat our faces we have to do this we may

not give her the chance

hey hey look at this

that could level the playing field i'll

smack this thing up for style

you guys go ahead just go ahead

we'll bring back help for you erica no

we're not leaving erica here

you help her i'll go first fly by me

but i get this what

ready

back to the shack

guys how did that get there

that wasn't there when we left was it

definitely not

what is it

some kind of journal

there's only one entry the rest is blank

handling is kind of a mess

the ink is still fresh

read it

the land is cursed trapped here can't

get out

sounds a little too familiar hard to

write

my friends are gone i told them to run

no choice

we were right the place loops in time

things keep happening over and over i'm

already

transforming i don't think it's the

first time

that thing just doesn't give up does it

keep

don't you get it that thing i think you

wrote this but it was still human keep

reading my nails started growing first

my fangs have grown in can't speak it's

happening so fast now

i'm scared the tree that scratched my

arm must have infected me

these woods are pure evil

[Music]

why did i ever convince margaret nick to

go to that stupid party

[Music]

what

is this some kind of sick joke margaret

come on

this is my handwriting let me see your

arm

erica please

no no no nothing out there

is no oh erica

i you can't be it can't we're gonna get

you help yeah just just go

go you still can i

said go erica what

nick run wait

we have to go back are you kidding me

she wasn't after us

she's trying to warn us or help us look

we'll we'll find someone who can help

her all right

we'll come back we need to get out of

here margaret how i memorized the map

what if what you said before is true

what if we're stuck here forever like

lovecraft

looping over and over look all we can do

is try

come on

[Music]

the land is cursed trapped here

can't get out hard to write

my friends are gone i told them to run

no choice we were right this place loops

in time

things keep happening over and over

it all looks the same hey what do you

say i would say

unequivocally we are completely

lost something's up

these woods aren't even a mile wide we

should be out by now i know

we've been walking for what two hours

you know we're actually invited to a

party where we can fit in for once but

now i'll probably end up eaten by some

rabid groundhog erica

we need to focus

i'm already transforming and i don't

think it's the first time

my nails started growing first my fangs

have already grown in

i can't speak i'm scared that tree that

scratched my arm must have infected me

these woods are pure evil you mean

friendless and antisocial

i'm his friend and so are you and i'm

your friend and so is nick that's why we

let you drag us out to this party why

did i ever convince

margaret and nick to go to that stupid

party i stuck him in these woods

you hear that i swear i heard something

big

hello is anybody there is anyone there

check this out no wait i have a bad

feeling let's just go

second and third that we still have time

to make it ravens parties

no way i just want to go home