03x23 - My Robot

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so what we're seeing here ladies and

gentlemen

is the van de graaff generator in action

it is producing an electrostatic charge

as evidenced by the effect on philips

hair

now who can tell me what this

demonstrates i know

mr franklin i did the reading i'm sure

you did phillip thank you

but let's see if anyone else can help us

today

huh anyone

boyd how refreshing to hear from you

um please what this demonstrates

is that philip can look even more like a

dweeb than usual

class class settle now let's not make

light of our volunteer but i gotta add i

love the harry

potter and that class that

was an unplanned demonstration of a

charge

transfer it's what happens when highly

charged electrons jump from one surface

to another for those of you concerned

about boyd's well-being i assure you

that a small shock like that is not

harmful

it just smarts a bit dismissed

ow i didn't do it on purpose but you

thought it was funny hey

why don't you take it easy on why don't

you take a hike i had to punch your nerd

face

i wouldn't do that yeah you're gonna do

something about it i won't

but my robot will at you did he just say

his robot was gonna get me that's what

he said that's right

my robot doesn't like it when people

mess with me he's gonna get you

quit lying you don't have a role

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wow

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hey you know what i bet he was just

kidding about the whole

robot story right

no he's totally real that's why it's

only fair to warn you

is there a problem no

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you better cool it with the whole robot

story don't let my robot hear you say

that you're not getting it

nobody believes you have a robot but i

do

i bought him off the internet he came in

pieces i had to assemble him

he came with a robot manual and

everything when you talk like that you

just sound like a weirdo

all i mean is with muscle heads like

boyd and joey around

it's better if you just stay below the

radar you know

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phillips robot

so that's what i get for trying to help

you just some lame joke

what the email the one that your robot

sent me

thank you for helping philip sign

phillips robot oh

oh no i was afraid he might do something

like this

i knew i shouldn't have told him come on

class is about to start come on yo check

this out

no way no i'm serious check it out

gotcha tell me exactly what the message

said

i already told you and if he contacts

you again don't

answer okay we're getting into that

weird area

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we gotta go come with me

this is door lock what's going on you

must have come to spy on me

warn you he does that kind of stuff

don't hear the metal sounds

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so you're telling me that your robot's

here

i want to meet him no no just just trust

me

i i think he's gone

what are you kids doing get out of there

seriously

sorry i thought it was good just stop

and leave me alone

hi hi tim uh

i just want to say uh forget everything

i said about the

you know what i i made it all up like a

like a joke

ha-ha okay

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see

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boom

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hello i'm home

i'm here i'm i'm sorry i'm a little late

but i'll get my chores done right away

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so

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no no robot don't don't hurt him this is

my friend tim

remember the one you sent the email to

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[Applause]

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dude you have a robot

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this is so cool he doesn't like it when

you get too close

i can't believe you got something like

this online he wasn't exactly

like this when i got him but yeah

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excellent

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hey what are these lights i told you

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uh sorry i didn't mean to get up in your

personal space

no but i i i really don't want a

smoothie today

is it okay if we just save it for

tomorrow

i insist whoa he talks too

i am here to help you

my robot read that kelp and liver shakes

are healthy for you

oh no way you're not actually going to

drink that gross stuff are you

it's it's okay it's okay it's okay i i

changed my mind

it is essential that you get your

vitamins

eating a balanced diet will aid in

reaching your highest possible level

of productivity

i feel healthier already

you better go now i have stuff to do

that robot of yours he's kind of intense

huh

can can we talk about this school i

uh i it's time for my daily aerobic

exercises

and then i have to study for exactly

three hours

oh my robot says that sticking to a

strict schedule

teaches self-discipline and time

management

okay i'm coming you should go

see you

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one two three four

five six seven eight

so not only does he make me exercise and

study

i'm not allowed to eat junk food or

watch tv that isn't

educational i'm not even allowed to ride

my bike because it's too dangerous

that's messed up i thought a robot would

be cool

he was at first the robot's factory

default setting

is to help in every way so

he used to do my chores he baked me

cookies

even did my homework sweet so

what went wrong the robot started to

learn

learn what do you mean learn it's

machine he has artificial intelligence

with a high

functioning quantum optical processor he

read books she surfed the net and he

decided that the best way to help me

was to make me do my own work because it

builds character

no no no he'll know

have you ever tried saying no to the

robot i mean

just don't do what it says

you can't say no to my my robot ever

and don't let him hear you say something

like that

why not because i don't want the same

thing

happening to you that happened to my

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parents

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hey wait up

robot did something to your parents he

thought they were bad influence things

got out of hand

now my parents are too scared of him to

come back home dude

you've got to get rid of this robot do

you think i haven't tried

look the factory won't take him back and

just off is under a panel in the front

you won't let me hear it there's got to

be some way to shut them down

wait he's basically a computer with feet

right

yeah don't electronics have integrated

circuits that are vulnerable to electric

shocks

right right okay i know where you're

going

uh but come on we're gonna need some

muscle to pull this off

don't have to be so serious about it

calm down what are you doing

i got you yeah no way yeah okay come on

what do you think oh you got nothing hey

guys

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look it's robot boy and his bodyguard yo

i've been meaning to ask you does your

robot

do the robot

maybe if you help us out you'll get to

ask him yourself

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philip is late

this better be the truth dweeb and you

remember you're doing our homework for a

week

whether this robot is real or not

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are you sure he'll show up since i

didn't come home from school

in time he'll think that i'm in trouble

and need help

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uh

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it's him all right ready

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help help please help

please help help me

what is that

it's me phillip help help

please help help me

i don't believe it little twerp was

telling the truth all along

let's check it wait you're supposed to

bring him into the science room and then

hold him down when we turn on the

generator get that

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the ruining the plan hold up there

middle hey

i want to get a look at you

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hurry up

we can't do this all

we don't have a

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please choice

help please help

help

help me oh

phillip i am here

i will know you

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help me robot

robot it's me phillip

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robot help me it's me phillip

robot help me

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jim

come on

it worked like a charm

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it's okay he's just rebooting he'll

reset the original factory

specifications

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greetings i am a robot

hi robot i'm tim

tim yes

you just imprinted on the robot

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he's all yours now you knew this would

happen

you set me up i'm sorry i can't stay in

chat

i need to go eat pizza and ride my bike

and tell my parents they can come home

oh

good luck with your robot

stop tim i am here to help you

you