03x26 - Uncle Howee

[bunniefuu]

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how we doing

how we do it it's the uncle howie

show well let's just hope it never ends

do you want to be a friend how are we

doing

how are we doing we're here for the

laughs

to play there's nothing to fear that's

all i can say

how we doing how we do it it's the

uncle how we zoe show

wow we say

i can't leave dude because i gotta

babysit my little blister

because she's annoying like a blister

she just keeps watching this stupid tv

show

how are we doing oh man i'm dying to see

that movie dude you're torturing me

i told you i can't leave because my

mom's working the night shift at the

hospital

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you're all going i can't believe i'm

missing out

i gotta do some thinking later

time flies

can't believe we can watch this junk

uncle harry's my friend

cynthia for the 247th time i'm clown

he's not your friend okay he's a tv show

stupid sucky lame tv show snack time

oh who wants a carrot i love love love

carrots

and they're so good for you that's true

loomis they are

so good for you and it's good for us to

eat

hey don't moms i can watch

yeah and i say you can't

wow i sure did miss you and so did

loomis

i sure didn't believe didn't we dead and

do you know why we missed you

because we're your friends

isn't that right cynthia

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wow

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dude listen i'm down for the movie as

soon as i get the little blister

fed and into bed i'm sneaking out mom

won't be off shift till at least

midnight

um could you loan me money for the

tickets

sh**t wait

i know it'll do later

cynthia

there you are is uh uncle howie over

you are so weird

let's see what mom's got in the freezer

mom's had pizza

hey and mom said i was getting a dog but

instead i got you so

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so

it smells fishy it smells pretty yummy

to me

you know kids your uncle howie thinks

there's nothing more important than

eating what's good for you

that's right uncle hello did you have

the remote in the kitchen with you

so don't eat just junk like greasy fishy

fish sticks

they have lots of fruits and veggies

like my buddy loomis yup there's nothing

i love

more than a 24 carrot meal

unless it's pizza

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okay that was weird

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all right all right let's go eat chop

chop come on kitchen now

i wanna go howie please don't be a

problem cynthia

please

now sit

there you go

don't pick at your food your nose will

get jealous

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so you're not gonna eat it all

why are you doing this to me you know

your buddy uncle howie's not gonna be

happy if you don't eat

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fine if you're not going to eat might as

well go to bed i don't have to mom's

size yeah but mom's not here so i'm in

charge and when i'm in charge i make the

rules your official bedtime is now

7 30 starting tonight betty bye

what the heck you got to go to bed uncle

howie's coming off

tv shows don't work that way they don't

just come on because you want them to

come on

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cynthia

wasn't that a fun ride you get into your

pjs i'll be right

back okay

you know i'm so lucky to have a sister

that i love

so much which i do and especially one

that knows how to get into her pjs

put them on and brush brush brush your

teeth

all right dude listen just wait i just

gotta get her to brush her teeth and

into bed and as soon as she falls asleep

i'm out of here

yeah i know just wait cynthia

how long does it take to put on your pjs

come on let's go

good job let's go brush your teeth

i was just talking to my sister just

give me 15 minutes i swear i'll be there

big deal so we missed the previews who

cares

just don't leave

are you brushing your teeth cynthia

what's so funny

cynthia what's going on in there

cynthia open the door

did you brush uh-huh all right let's go

to bed

go ahead what are you waiting for i saw

him saw who

she's here who's here what are you

talking about nobody's here

knock it off cynthia it's bedtime rules

is rules

he's mad at you who who's mad at me you

know

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i better cut this stuff out cynthia

you're trying to be smart but it's not

working

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five minutes

all right get into bed and go to sleep

he's gonna get you who who's gonna get

me

what am i doing go to sleep

so

oh and listen the little blister's in

bed yeah i just gotta wait till she

falls asleep

just wait like a few minutes all right

thanks

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show let's just hope it never ends

do you wanna be a friend how are we

doing

hey loomis look who's here it's

cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cherry

going somewhere jared wouldn't you

rather stay and play with lumas and me

yeah let's play let's play

you might give me a hand ha ha

real funny loomis i was talking to jared

forget this

yo dude i'm on my way are you jared are

you on your way

we saw you take that twenty dollars

you're a bad boy jared

hello who's there

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hey get your hands off my cabinets be

nice i'm trying i'm trying i'm trying

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how we do it how we do it it's the

uncle howie show

let's just hope it never ends do you

wanna

be my friend

hey look uncle howie the little pug

checked

my carrot that's no way to talk loomis

the little punk

stole your carrots how did you get in

here so many questions

what a curious boy you are jared's not

too smart as a uncle howie

i'm sure jared is a very nice boy his

big brothers go

brush your teeth rules is rude

go to sleep and i'm gonna go to the

movies with my friends

and leave you all alone you little

blisters

now now loomis jared doesn't mean to be

a hateful vicious bully

all the time do you jerry gosh uncle

howie let's ask

cynthia what she thinks of her big

brother

i don't know how you got in here but i'm

calling the cops

cubs

hello police department

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i think jared wants to play oh what's

the game uncle howie

this your sister pin the tail on the

bully

we're gonna play find your sister before

mom gets home and ground you for the

rest of your life

it's mr clark you have one minute jared

if you find her you get to keep her if

you don't well i guess you'll have some

explaining to do

where are you i'm in here

cynthia cynthia where are you

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cynthia

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cynthia where are you cynthia please

i'm not playing anymore get out here

right now you little brat

cynthia

i had enough of this times

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i'm coming

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get it falling vegetables

have a nice trip see you next fall

come on the game is afoot

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go

two wow tick tock tick tock tick tock

tick

ticks up time's up looks like you lost

the game

time's up time's up life will never be

the same

you lost your sister that's a fact

she must have fallen through a crack

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if i were you i'd start to pack

cause trouble starts when mom gets back

time's up time's up looks like you lost

the game

looks like you've lost

the game

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time's up oh

gee uncle howie jared looks so sad

maybe he's hungry how about a mystery

that's not funny

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shut up okay i get how this uncle howie

creep is here

he's some lousy old actor who somehow

found this house

and i don't know how you're controlling

my phone but you must have hacked into

it somehow

but you you overgrown rat where's the

guy who's controlling you

gee i don't know let me take a look

you'll never catch loomis he's quick

like a bunny

a funny bunny

all right what do you want from me the

same thing uncle how he wants from all

his little buddies

he wants to be your friend that's right

jared

just like the song says do you want to

be my friend jared

i'd say yes if i were you do you dare do

you want to be my friend

i guess so i guess it's not a yes

yes i want to see my little sister i

can't hear you

yes yes please uncle howie

yes please uncle howie well why don't

you say so in the first place

let's shake on it

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let's just hope it never ends do you

want to be a friend

how are we doing how are we doing

we're here for the laughs we're here

just to play

yeah there's nothing to fear that's all

i can say

how we do it cynthia what are you doing

where's the remote right loomis that's

right uncle howie

hey loomis who's your new friend oh

that's my new bestest best friend in the

whole world

everyone say hello to jared

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hi everybody i see so many new friends

i see johnny and rosa and

jason and cynthia

how we doing