04x01 - I'm Not Martin

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can we go home

my tonsils feel fine Shawn please I am

NOT gonna live through another winter

with you sick all the time

Derek a little help with your brother

would be nice

help with what tommy was a huge baby

that's frigid in the hospital overnight

Derek I'm not hi mrs. Daley hmm they're

having some trouble with your insurance

card Shawn do not leave this room listen

man you're gonna be fine that whole

thing that happened here before that

other kid no way--like happen again yeah

I know

wait what what are you talking about oh

sorry forget I mentioned it

I just assumed assumed what you knew

about the horror

this isn't funny if you're lying to me

dude

you're my little bro I wouldn't lie to

you it was Halloween 1952 and I

there is a boy about your age who's in

this very Hospital to have his tonsils

out just like you only he wasn't alone

but opposite to him was another boy

named Martin Charles Martin was there to

have his foot removed it was rotting or

something he didn't want the surgery so

he decided to pull a prank on me kid

what kind of prank he switched chart

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when the orderly came he took the tonsil

kid instead of Martin

Martin and what might kept screaming I'm

not Martin I'm not Martin

I'm not Martin I'm not Martin

but they wouldn't listen what happened

to her what do you think they cut off

his foot

legend has it same kid still haunts the

halls of this hospital clumpy along on

his crutches crying out I'm not I'm not

Martin looking to take someone's [ __ ]

where'd you hear that

why scared knock it off okay honey we

have got to get going but we'll be back

in the morning okay

try and get some rest I love you love

you too man

good luck tonight let's go you

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get a grip Shawn

Jarek was just messing with you this

hospital

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who's there help somebody who are you

I'm a friend I know you're him from the

story with the missing foot nurse I'm

not here to hurt you

you want my foot I'm not evil

this hospital is if you want to keep

your foot you better come with me what

do you mean the hospital seat this

hospital has never ending hunger for new

parts Hodge what's this Fievel has a

piece of you you can never leave it

happened to me I don't want it to happen

to you

give me that never let them know who you

are come on through these doors are an

unused portion of the hospital all you

have to do is survive into the morning

great they're coming go go which way do

we go now hey hey I need help what are

you doing out of bed

you know you have surgery tomorrow

Martin what no you don't understand I'm

not Martin Martin I know you're scared

trust me you're gonna love not having a

foot what's wrong with you I'm not

Martin I'm Sean Sean dealers and I I'm

here to get my tonsils out

okay you little Kidder it's way past

your bedtime you have surgery in the

morning remember hey Martin come back

don't be a poo those stores have to be

here somewhere

Lutherville where you can kind of I'm

not

there's this kid what's all the hubbub

up Oh a doctor finally someone's trying

to pull a prank on me yes yes nurse

Kilpatrick told me all about it Mardan

I'm not marked she said you'd say that

because it's true uh-huh

yes as I thought your foot will

definitely need to come off what do I

have to do with my foot are you a doctor

no really Martin there's no need to get

so worked up this is a good thing your

chances of stubbing your toe will be

reduced by 50%

there was a stud you're alright see you

get some sleep Bart big day tomorrow

you don't want to be too tired to enjoy

your new stump

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how many times do I have to tell you I'm

not mark

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understand

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and coconut and shake it all up

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there's all the bugs

oh hello boys just - Oh operators there

how about your job I like to call my mom

I mean Judy daily her cell phone number

is I don't know but she only has a cell

phone number we got rid of the regular

line when we got cable TV yeah the

police officer my name is Sean Daly I'm

getting held against my will

and crazy people are trying to cut my

foot off the Miskatonic hospital yeah oh

yeah they might be back any minute

hello hello Martin Charles just called

he did yes yes okay thank you

he's a slippery little devil what did

away from his room Martin Charles has

wandered away from his room

please let me go you've had your fun

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you're in there we know you're in there

Martin don't

and that worked

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Martin there you are my boy good timing

we're all prepped and ready time to

remove that foot of course I can't my

boy I've got 45 minutes left on my shift

I'll tell you what I'll take a look in

your ears when we're in there and see

what's what feel better now

no I don't know what you're so afraid of

it's not like the old days where they

use a rusty axe to take off a foot it's

1952 every surgical instrument here is

state-of-the-art

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how's our lucky patient doing

oh he's calm down no do you inspire

trust I'm not gonna argue with you there

nurse gloves doctor he's clean

what should we use hmm this is the very

latest in surgical technology convenient

it tends to snag on the boat not for me

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I'm a traditionalist add up to your

shoulder well you can't give in to the

pain nurse right Martin really it's

nothing I won't be throwing anyone out

at home plate but if I go back and forth

back and forth slow and steady what

about the anesthesia no grin embarrass

me kids today we're not monsters

I love you

I'm not Martin hey Sean it's okay you're

just having a reaction to the anesthesia

they're there they both there I'm back

I'm safe my throat hurts

course hurts doofus your tonsils out

don't talk to your brother like that

he's been through a traumatic experience

I suggested me limit the screaming for a

few days okay he'll be fine

I'm proud of you you were very brave and

for the next few days you can have

anything you want ice cream

sherbert I just want to go home yeah

thank you

so did my story freak you up why would

it freak me out it's just a story

besides I'm not Martin not yet not yet

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