04x05 - Return of the Pumpkinheads

[bunniefuu]

the following program is rated tvpg some

scenes may be too scary for younger

children we suggest watching together as

a family

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this is a nightmare

you expect us to live here okay Karen

look I know on the surface it's not as

nice as you no Mom I expected bad but

this is beyond bad it's like horror

movie sheep I've got a little helper

Zach

yeah be right there

what do you think of our new home Zach

I think if I had a bucket I'd throw up

well we can't afford a bucket that's why

we moved to this hole it

and we got a super deal

on it has so much potential for

businesses we can start right here in

our new home

I know we can run out rooms to serial

K*llers

I don't want you to look at this as a

set down we're

making a lifestyle choice

now I feel better

don't you feel better Zach

king of the world

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what is that smell it's just messy it'll

go away yeah once we find the dead body

look I know it's not exactly what you

expected but I think it has a little

rustic charm

if by rustic you mean should be

condemned then I totally agree very

funny Karen but

I'm gonna focus on the positive portion

of that statement and be happy you

agreed with me

is the term loosely

what's with all this junk came to the

house we can decide what to keep and

sell the rest

great more lifestyle choices

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thank you

well you have to admit some of these

Furnishings are quite interesting

to a microbiologist maybe a little

reupholstering and you have a valuable

piece piece of what

looks like hippies live too

foreign

yeah psycho hippies don't be judgmental

one man's art is another man's dead

pumpkin in a cage

you said this place would be nice I

think I said it would be nice once we

settled in

I think that's what I said

say that

but there's nothing we can't handle

right pal

a week ago Friday's meant football but

now I get to spend Friday scraping dirt

off the floor fun the new school has a

team right sure does sweetie

yeah a new team where nobody knows me

stop trying to look for the positive

side of this move there isn't one

how about we check out that Barn

why not

this place is not fit for a living you

should see it Kristen there's like all

these creepy cribs what the heck

I keep waiting for a maniac to crawl out

the closet

I wouldn't be shocked I'd just be like

what took you so long

and how pathetic is this the only place

I can get reception is sitting under the

window in my room so I'm like huddled on

the ground talking to you right now

hold on I keep hearing something

some sort of scratching sound or

something

I bet it was bugs the place is probably

infested with them I'm telling you

Kristen

it's nasty here

come on honey

what we sure could use your help

unloading the car I can't help I'm busy

maintaining a relationship with my BFF

despite your efforts to destroy it

hi Kristen come for a sleepover okay

Kristen

thanks a lot the quicker we unload the

car the sooner we can start celebrating

Halloween I saw a lot of houses you guys

can hit up there's like one house every

Mile and besides trick-or-treating is

for little kids but we always celebrate

Halloween 10 years ago maybe

we can have fun tonight okay family fun

I'll whip up some costumes and we can

have our own special Halloween party

right here

it would mean so much to me well it

would mean a lot to me if you hadn't

made me move hundreds of miles from my

friends

are you actually unpacking

it's my stuff

thank you

check out the nosy neighbor

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kind of rude way to say hello to your

new neighbors don't you think we won't

be neighbors long

we moved in at the wrong time bad things

happen here on Halloween can't be much

worse than moving here or it'll be worse

much worse

why would you say that this is her old

man Palmer lift yeah well based on his

interior decorating style that guy was a

freak shouldn't make fun of old man

Palmer

they won't like it who's they Palmer

grew pumpkins on his farm they were like

his babies

we really care for them I go easy on the

high fructose corn syrup are you kids

from town started going missing always

around Halloween their rumors Palmer

took off last Halloween went upon his

victims escaped when he got to the

police station all I could say was that

pumpkinhead's got them over and over

again

police never found the other missing

kids and what happened to Palmer

dead

the house has been empty ever since

I live next door

sometimes I can hear weird sounds coming

from this field wailing sounds

sometimes when the pumpkin heads get

hungry they're like scratching at my

window

what kind of scratching scratching like

trying to get inside

okay dude enough time for you to go take

your fake Halloween stories with you

it's not a story people say that when

Palmer died he abandoned his pumpkins

so I really miss him shouldn't you be

sitting on a porch with a banjo don't

stand anymore

I didn't think this place could get much

weirder but uh he just proved me wrong I

Know You're gonna laugh at me but I

heard something scratching on my window

in my room

skeleton boy come on I'm just saying it

was creepy

whatever

hey son

you want to help me with these

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gross

I thought Mom could use these for some

pie

they're all rotten

I can say that again I thought Mom could

use these for some pie but they're all

rotten

never been funny hey how do you like

when you Halloween costume

you must have belonged to the guy who

lived there before us

old man Palmer who

uh some neighbor kid said a weirdo named

Palmer used on this place

I wouldn't know anything about that we

got it at an auction but I'm glad you're

making friends

we need to find you a costume for our

party

no we don't

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thank you

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[Applause]

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who's there

is that you Karen he called them pumpkin

heads I know right

and then he said sometimes I hear them

scratching my window which is what I

heard before freaky right I thought it

was bugs but

Kristen

you keep cutting out

whoever it is you don't know who you're

messing with

there you are a stupid reception

I heard it again just now

stay with me while I check

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last chance

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Daddy

to sing this place makes me paranoid

what do you mean you have to go

but I'm having a moment here

Kristen

no no do that scare you oh my little

darling no you're scaring me now

I found the Halloween box and you're

telling me this because because even

though you're acting like you're over

Halloween I know how much you love it I

loved it at home this is not home fine

how about helping me make a pumpkin pie

you can look a spoon no

honey

these are memories you're going to

cherish one day you'll look back at this

and wish you could live it over again

please care

fine

since he won't stop begging me until I

help you

the spirit

change your mind about one the Halloween

costumes Zach

because Mom would love it if you got to

do the Halloween spirit

just wants us to get along as a family

it's what I want too

I hate this place

Rick 24 red 24. what

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I can't believe we're using this kitchen

it's disgusting the bright side is this

place already has a Halloween Vibe so we

don't have to do much decorating you

always see the bright side of things

so annoying I'm sorry you feel that way

you know when you grow up you realize

that negativity isn't any fun

okay

try

this

hmm

good I told you

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why are you screaming I just want you to

grown Halloween that's a stupid prank

you think I did this don't lie I know

you did and I'll bet it was you that was

messing with me up at that junk pile too

what junk pile

I swear it wasn't me then who was it

maybe it was mom she's Halloween

obsessed

I don't know

this place is like really starting to

creep me out seriously

I pulled no Halloween jokes your witch

sounds like a sheep

dinner is ready in 20 minutes

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by the junk pile too and they must have

snuck into my room with that scarecrow

I'm not gonna be punked by a skeleton

boy

who's there

foreign

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nice try skeleton boy you really think

it's a skeleton boy

totally

lame Pride kid

I'm gonna go teach him a lesson with

scaring people but it's dark out there

Zach wait up it's starting to rain

tell your dad to come in from the barn

and we'll all have family dinner

together

we're going to make it work here

going to make it work that bony Bratz

gotta live around here somewhere

didn't we see a house over there when we

drove in

I guess

happy Halloween

hey I'm glad you guys are back

nasty out there

hope you guys are Halloween hungry

is ready

great costumes guys

yeah

where's Bob Miller your Miller my son

Miller what would you do with him chill

out lady we're looking for skeleton boys

That's my boy

you moved into Palmer's Farmhouse you

must be a part of that trash what'd you

do with him

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no

is that your mom

is that on your head

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Mom Dad where are they

I don't know

but look at this

oh what's going on

Mom Dad

where could they be this is no

prank

how's this possible that thing was in my

bedroom

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what was that it's coming from the

pumpkin patch

seriously

what's that

it's just a bunch of dead pumpkins

what about those

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[Applause]

hang on you're gonna be okay

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help me

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mom

talk to me please

we gotta get them to a hospital

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the other one

mom save you

let's go

go talk like that I never thought I'd

want my parents just the way they are

who knew hurry

Mommy Dad I'm sorry

I know you just want to just wondering

Halloween just like we used to please

just be okay look I'm buckling my

seatbelt just

too I don't think they care just shut up

and drive

mom dad our children

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oh

my God