03x17 - Mistakes Will Happen/U.S. Acres: The Well Dweller/The Wise Man

[bunniefuu]

Narrator:

Narrator: Ladies

Narrator: Ladies and

Narrator: Ladies and Gentlemen,

Narrator: Ladies and Gentlemen,
Garfield

Narrator: Ladies and Gentlemen,
Garfield and

Narrator: Ladies and Gentlemen,
Garfield and Friends!

Narrator: Ladies and Gentlemen,
Garfield and Fri♪nds!

- We're
- We're

- ready
- ready

- to
- to

- party!

♪ We're ready to
party, we're ready ♪

♪ I hope you bring
lots of spaghetti ♪

- [Garfield] I'm scared!

♪ Come on in, come to the
place where fun never ends ♪

♪ Come on in, it's fun to party
with Garfield and Friends ♪

- Dancing!
- Fiesta!

- Romancing!
- Siesta!

- Samba!
- La bamba!

- Ay caramba!

- Disguises.
- Disguises!

- Surprises.
- Surprises!

- And pies of
- And pies of

- all sizes!

♪ Come on in, come to the
place where fun never ends ♪

♪ Come on in, it's time to party
with Garfield and Friends ♪

♪ Come on in, it's time to party
with Garfield and Friends ♪

♪ Garfield and Friends ♪

Here are some commercials,
and then more of me.

[bright music]

Fetch the bone, boy.

[barking]

[thud]

Odie, you stupid idiot,
that's not a bone!

That's a fire hydrant!

Oh well, maybe it'll make a
nice planter or something.

[splashing]

[thud]

- I don't even wanna know.

[slam]

[upbeat music]

- [Garfield] Hold it a second.

Before we start this cartoon,
I have something to say.

Several of you have
written in lately

to say that you spotted
mistakes on the show.

This is not possible.

Around here, we
don't make mistakes.

- Ta-da!

- [Garfield] Except
occasionally in casting.

Okay, so sometimes
we make mistakes.

I'm gonna watch this
next cartoon with you

and see if there are
any mistakes in it.

Pay careful attention.

I'll be back at the
end to compare notes.

You may do the honors.

There better not be any
mistakes in this episode.

- We picked a great day
for a cookout, guys!

- Yeah, yeah!

- Garfield usually
likes his medium rare.

Garfield!

Your macaroni is ready!

- [Garfield] Eating, the
only thing in this world

preferable to sleeping.

Boy, if they could just
come up with a way to sleep

and eat at the same time,
they'd really have something.

- Okay, not you like your
pizza with everything on it.

- [Garfield] This is
too big a portion.

You know that I never like
to eat too much, right, Odie?

- Uh-huh.

- Garfield, Fido, make sure you
don't get lost in the woods!

- [Garfield] See
any mistakes yet?

- Uh-uh.
- Me neither.

- There were stories
that these woods

are supposed to be haunted!

- [Garfield] Haunted?

- [Odie] Huh?

- That's right, haunted.

Be real careful!

[beeping]

- [Garfield] Can
you believe Pete,

trying to scare us like that?

- I don't know,
I'm kinda scared.

- [Garfield] Relax,
there's no such thing

as haunted woods, and
I'm gonna prove it.

- I warned them about
going into the woods,

but they won't listen to me.

Maybe it's time I taught
Garfield a lesson.

- [Dispatcher] Charlie, any sign

of that escaped convict yet?

- Negative, chief,
but I'll keep looking.

- Hah!

The cops will never get me!

There's not another cop
within 100 miles of here!

I'll just hide out
'til they stop looking.

- Haunted woods.

That's ridiculous.

In all the years
I've lived with Jon,

I can't recall anything so bl...

Sorry.

- [Director] Hold it,
let's take that line again.

Garfield cartoon, take two.

- In all the years
I've lived with Jon,

I can't recall
anything so foolish.

He thinks there are
ghosts around here.

- [Nermal] That's
ridiculous, Garfield.

- [Garfield] No mistakes yet.

We're all alone out here
in the forest, Odie.

There's no one else
for miles around.

Not a single living being.

♪ Oh, we are the Buddy
Bears, we always get along ♪

♪ Each day we do a little
dance and sing a little song ♪

♪ If you ever disagree, it
means that you are wrong ♪

♪ Oh, we are the Buddy
Bears, we always get along ♪

Not a single living
being for miles around.

- Those cops will
never find me here!

[croak]
[splash]

I get the whole
forest to myself!

- [Garfield] Huh,
some haunted woods.

There's nothing here
to be afraid of.

- Uh-huh.

- Pets.

That means there may
be people around.

I gotta scare 'em off
so I don't get found!

- [Garfield] Fred was all wrong,
there's nothing to be af...

[hooting]
[whooshing]

- Where, where?

When, when?

[rattling]

[squish]

[thud]

[whoosh]

[groaning]

[thud]
[grunt]

[whining]

[banging]

- [Garfield] Go away.

We don't want any.

- Garfield's been a
very bad dog lately.

I'm gonna teach him a
lesson she'll never forget.

- [Garfield] Come on, let's
eat this snack I bought.

[upbeat music]

[bark]

No, that's not a mistake.

That's how much
food I always pack.

[whooshing]
[whining]

[burp]
Oh, you wanted some?

- This will scare the
pants off those three,

or my name isn't June Arburckle!

- [Garfield] Someone is
trying to play a trick on us.

I think we're about to
have a visit from a ghost.

[confused grunt]

- [Jon] Gee, I wonder if I
should've cut eye holes in this.

[thud]

- Hey, what's this?

- No, ladies, I'm
not Tom Selleck,

but I can understand how
you could make that mistake.

[thud]

- I don't know who this clown
is, but he had a good idea.

I'll scare those pets away.

- [Garfield] Jon's
in for a surprise

if he tries that
old ghost routine.

[gasp]

[panicked groaning]

Oh, a ghost.

How frightening.

I am so scared.

- Boo!

[laugh]

Boo, boo!

Boo!

[screech]

[crashing]
[grunting]

I'm gonna scare that cat
plain into the next county!

- [Garfield] Let's resume.

[screech]

- [Criminal] Hey,
where'd the cat go?

- [Garfield] Take
this, Arbuckle!

- [Criminal] Hey, get off of me!

- [Garfield] Play
ghost on me, will ya?

- [Criminal] Get off!

Get off!

- [Garfield] That phony
voice doesn't fool me!

- [Criminal] That cat
is out of his tree!

- [Garfield] Come
back here, Arbuckle!

[screech]

- [Criminal] I need
a place to hide.

[barking]

[shout]

Help, police!

Take me back to prison!

Take me back!

- [Garfield] I
think I showed Jon.

[moo]

Say, did you hear a rhinoceros?

- Uh-huh.

[upbeat music]

- [Garfield] Come on, Arbuckle.

Up and at 'em.

- What happened?

- [Garfield] You make
a lousy ghost, fella.

Let's go home.

- [Radio Host] And we have
reports of an escaped convict

just apprehended in the forest.

- [Garfield] Escaped convict?

- Don't worry, Kermit.

We have pretty boring lives.

We never run into
people like that.

- [Garfield] Okay,
the cartoon's over.

How many mistakes did you spot?

There were three.

Here, I'll show 'em to you.

[bright music]

[squeaking]

See that scene?

I'm not eating.

That's mistake number one.

[squeaking]

See this picnic?

No mustard, mistake number two.

[squeaking]

And in this shot, Jon's car
doesn't have any gas in it,

mistake number three.

On behalf of the management
of this show, I would

like to say how embarrassed
we are about these mistakes.

[mumbling]

What?

No, you're wrong.

There were not other
mistakes in the show.

[mumbling]

I'm telling you, there
were no other mistakes!

There were just those
three, and I promise you,

we'll never make another
mistake on this show.

Come on, boy.

It's 10:00 a.m.

Time for a midnight snack.

[bright music]

- I love my costume trunk.

With these outfits,
I can be anything!

- I heard that, hog.

If your trunk's so great,
let's see you be a bear.

- You're on!

[slam]

- I'd laugh.

[laugh]

That's the worst bear
suit I have ever seen!

- Ta-da!

- [Roy] Enough's enough,
Orson, now spit me out!

[upbeat music]

- I'm sweatin' like a pig.

- You are a pig.

- So maybe that's why
I'm sweatin' like one.

- I need a drink of water.

[squeaking]

[coughing]

Our pump is dry.

We've got no water!

- It would be real rotten of us

to go over to Orson's farm
and steal their water.

- Right.

Let's do it.

- Everyone on the farm is
finding a way to keep cool.

Booker is fanning himself,
Lanolin is fanning herself,

and Bo, meanwhile, has
missed the whole principle

behind this.

Bo, I need your help
with the new well!

- Like, I'll help
all I can, man.

This is bummer weather to
be wearing woolen undies

[buzzing]

- No splash.

We didn't hit water.

- Are we real low on H2O?

- Watch me dive
and jump for joy.

Look out, water!

Here comes Roy!

Yahoo!

[whistling]

[thud]

Ah, there's nothing
like a refreshing dip.

- Whoa, now that's what
I call a water shortage.

- The drill has gone
as deep as it can go

and we haven't found a drop!

I don't know what
we're gonna do!

[squeaking]

[mumbling]

- Oh, I'm afraid of the heat.

I wish it would snow.

No, no, no!

I'm afraid of snow!

Maybe wind. No, I'm af...

[mumbling]

I want my mom.

Mommy!

[mumbling]

- This is all the
water we have left.

- You mean I can't sail my boat?

- I can't do my laundry?

- I can't brew up
a pot of coffee?

- No!

We can't spare a drop of it!

I'm gonna lock this water
up so nobody touches it!

[slam]

- I need to sail my boat!

- I need to do my laundry!

- I need a cup of coffee.

[mumbling]

- What's Orson so fussy about?

It's only-- oh,
hi, Wade-- water.

What's the big deal?

- You want...

One of us should
stand guard, man?

- No, we don't have to.

I installed an
alarm on that door.

We've gotta get
back to the digging.

We have to find water!

- Thirsty.

Very thirsty.

[ringing]

- Someone's trying
to steal the water!

- Maybe it's a
kleptomaniac salmon!

- I've got him!

[scream]

What have I got?

- It's like a definite
miscellaneous, man.

- What is your name?

- Al.

- Al?

[mumble]

Don't creatures
usually have names

like Gorch and Bork and Gleep?

- Beats me.

My name's Al.

I'm from a city way
below the ground.

I was just walking along when
a rock hit me in the head.

I came up to ask you
to please not do that.

- A rock?

Oh, that must be the pebble I
threw down to test the well!

- Hey, welcome to upstairs, Al.

[upbeat music]

- We're gonna find us
some water, brothers.

- I'm sorry my rock
hit you on the head!

- I just wanted
a drink of water.

It's so hot up here.

- I'd love to give
you one, but we

have to save this
water, because...

Here, have a drink.

- Hey, what's that thing?

- Maybe it's a zebra.

- Zebras got stripes.

- Maybe it's an unmarked zebra.

- But whatever it is, it's
probably worth a fortune

if we sell it at the zoo.

- We'll get it and the water.

- Thank you very much.

Now, I'd appreciate
it if you wouldn't

drill into my home again, okay?

- I didn't know
it was your home!

You see, we have a
big problem here.

We're running out of--

- Grab him!

Hey, I got the whatchamacallit.

- And I got the water.

[grunt]

- We ain't goin' nowhere, man.

- Oh, please, sir.

I am very thirsty still.

Could I have some water.

- Hah!

You ain't gettin'
any of our water!

- Yeah, shut up.

- Oh, you are not nice people.

[buzzing]

[whooshing]

- The last of our water!

- Hey, the kid's hot!

- How's he doing that?

- It sounds like trouble!

Big trouble!

[mumbling]

[whooshing]
[grumbling]

[chill music]

- It'll be a long time
before we see them again.

- Next week's show, at least.

- I would like to
go home now, please.

- We will get you
back to your home.

Don't worry, I won't be
drilling here anymore.

There's no water
under this ground.

- There's no water anywhere.

- I don't know what
we're gonna do.

- Our crops need
water, and so do we.

- You do?

Gee, we have plenty
of water down below.

Goodbye.

- There's no water down there.

I've been drilling here
for weeks and I can say

for sure that there is no
water under this ground.

- [Roy] It's raining!

- [Booker] Sort of.

- We're saved!

- Hey, hey, hey!

It's watering!

Oh no, water!

- If you can hear
me, Al, thanks!

It looks like our
troubles are over.

- Help, water!

I'm afraid of water!

Help!

- There's just no
pleasing some ducks.

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[barking]

- I've got so much work to do.

I shouldn't be on
a picnic today,

but you and Garfield
are always suffering

because of my schedule.

- [Garfield] He can put
the finishing touches

on this club sandwich
and the tournament

if he lands his cherry
tomato on the green.

[whoosh]

- Garfield!

[grunt]

- [Garfield] It'll be tough to
play this ball where it lies.

Too bad they don't
make an Arbuckle wedge

for this kind of hazard shot.

[thud]

He shouldn't have
interrupted my backswing.

That's a three-stroke penalty.

[crunch]
[gulp]

- I hate to cut
this outing short,

but I need to get back to work.

[sad mumbling]

I'm sorry, but I'm responsible
for the house payment,

and the car payment,
and grocery bills, and

- Oh, very obsessed you are with

the material
possessions, young sir.

- Uh.

- I am Maharishi Sensi-Boogwan
Chung-Su Gungadeen.

- [Garfield] Wow,
a real Maharishi.

That's like a guru or a
wise sage and teacher.

[confused grunt]

- I have observed that
you are not appeased.

It is because you are living
in an unnatural state.

- [Garfield] This is
a very natural state.

Now California, that's
an unnatural state.

- Ah, learn from the
example of this humble cat.

- [Garfield] Humble cat, where?

Oh, me?

Yes, Jon could
learn a lot from me.

[bang]

[calm music]

Ah, so the young
student comes hither

to prove that he is worthy.

- Yes, oh wise, all knowing
and all consuming one.

- [Garfield] Very well then.

Snatch the lasagna from
my hand, grasshopper.

[slurp]

Not quick enough.

- But exalted wise cat,
this is the 420th time

I have failed the test.

- [Garfield] Yes, but
at least you get a copy

of our home game and
our thanks for playing

Snatch That Lasagna.

[clapping]

[upbeat music]

- [Jon] I'd really like
you to come home with me

and rearrange my
life, Maharishi.

- [Garfield] Huh?

Odie, Jon is taking someone
useless and obese home

and it isn't me!

[mumbling]

- I'm so flattered
that you would consider

taking a guy like
me on as a student.

Just tell me what to
do, and I'll do it.

- Look all around you.

You have complicated
your life with things.

Rid yourself of them,
and you will be free.

[crashing]

In this way, you will
discover the ninefold path

to the 27 gates of the

- [Garfield] Just hang a left
at the steps and keep going.

You can't miss 'em.

Odie, I've decided
to do something

positive and constructive.

[confused grunt]

I'm gonna take a nap.

- You mean sell my furniture?

- We must get rid of all
that does not have a purpose.

- Oh no, the cat stays.

- No, my son.

Allow me to show you.

[snore]

[grunt]

- [Garfield] Ooh,
what a nightmare.

I dreamed I was at
a ballgame and they

were all out of franks.

Franks wold be nice for dinner.

Or better, franks and beans.

Or even better, franks and
beans and porter house steaks.

Hoo, I think I'll
hit the refrigerator

for my pre-meal appetizer.

Do you notice something
very important missing?

The refrigerator!

It isn't!

But at least we still
have the microwave.

[screech]

No!

We don't still
have the microwave!

The stove, the stove
must still be there.

[screech]
No, we are minus stove too!

- There is no surer path
to natural existence

than that of eating
unprocessed food

such as steamed brown rice.

- Is that so?

- [Garfield] This
is all your doing.

I'll give you just one
hour to get the stove back,

and 90 seconds to
return the microwave.

- Whatever it is, oh
small but old cat,

it is not worth
getting upset over.

Calm yourself, be
at peace, my son.

- [Garfield] He's right.

I need peace and
serenity in my life.

Maybe there's a real
gross horror movie on TV.

Gee, we're getting a worse
picture than usual today.

No! Not the TV!

Not my precious Black
Stripe Matrix 23 inch TV!

Why couldn't he take Odie?

Why'd he have to take
something important?

- You miss the box that
exists to entertain, pussycat?

- [Garfield] Okay, guru-face.

I'm through being Mr. Nice Cat.

Where's my game shows?

- Calm yourself, oh cat.

I shall serenade you.

[flute music]

[groan]

- [Garfield] Could be
worse, he could be on CD.

[screech]

Hold on, boy.

[whoosh]
[thud]

- You are not at true
peace, I can see.

Perhaps you need the
serenity of sleep.

- [Garfield] Hmm, has
been almost three minutes

since my last nap.

Guy may have a point.

I'm late for my
post-lunchtime nap,

traditionally
taken on Jon's bed.

[crash]

Jon's bedroom seems to have
a severe shortage of bed.

- I have replaced his
bed of synthetic fibers

with one of straw.

If one has true peace
within one's self,

one can sleep the sleep
of babies on any...

[snore]

Never have I seen such peace!

This creature can sleep
on a bed of straw!

I must observe this
animal and how it lives.

[upbeat music]

[gulp]

[panting]

[thud]

[slurping]

- [Jon] You're not
leaving, Maharishi?

- I must, I have students who
have traveled to visit me.

- But you were going to teach me

how to be at peace
and be serene!

- You have a much better
teacher here than I.

Listen to the feline one.

Farewell.

- A much better teacher?

- [Garfield] He means me.

No do as I tell you.

Start cooking and
don't stop 'til August.

- I guess he means I
should just live my life

the way I've been living it
and appreciate the way it is.

- [Garfield] Food,
in large quantities.

And get the TV back first.

- Things are a lot more
peaceful in my life

since I met Maharishi
here last week.

- [Garfield] Things are
a lot better in my life

since we got back
the refrigerator,

and the stove,
and the microwave.

- Whoa, there he is!

But he's changed.

- Hello, I have come
all the way from Bombay

to study with you, Maharishi.

Tell me, oh wise Maharishi,
what is the secret

of inner peace?

- Dessert.

[crunch]

Then sleep all
day, and watch TV,

and kick small
puppies off tables.

[laugh]

Then eat some more.

[crunch]

You should try some
of this lasagna.

Snatch the lasagna
from my hand, Racaban.

[whoosh]

[screech]

- [Garfield] Hey, you can
find peace and happiness

in lasagna if you
know where to look.

[upbeat music]

[theme music]