05x12 - Curses - Bang For Your Buck

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

spice...

and everything nice.

These were
the ingredients chosen

to create
the perfect little girl,

but Professor utonium
accidentally added

an extra ingredient
to the concoction--

Chemical "X."

[crash]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their
ultra-super powers,

Blossom, Bubbles,
and Buttercup

have dedicated their lives
to fighting crime

and the forces of evil.

The city of Townsville,

where there's always
something cooking.

All right, it's almost time
to put that turkey in the oven.

Turkey in the oven.

Next we'll tackle
the vegetable stuffing.

Now, take
your veggies and--

Right. Vegetables.
Hold on.

Now mix them in

with the tomato coulis
we prepared earlier.

we prepared
that earlier?

Stuff it into the turkey.

The turkey? But it's
in the oven already.

Everything should be running
just smooth as silk.

[expl*si*n]

Oh, dear!

Make sure you don't set
that temperature too high,

or you'll be putting out
a 3-alarm fire.

All right,
now sit yourself down

and enjoy
a nice cold beverage.

Aah!

Hey, somebody go down
and see if dinner's ready.

I'm hungry.

I'm busy. You go.

No, you go.

No, you.

You!
You!

You!
You!

Fine. Bubbles, you go.

I can't.
I'm in the zone.

Ok, then. Let's
rock, scissor, paper for it.

Ready? 1, 2, 3.

Scissors beats paper.

Ha ha.
You lose, Bubbles.

Now go see
what's for dinner.

I always lose
at this game.

All right, let's turn up
the heat, shall we?

No, please.

[crash]

It's time
to check that sauce.

Sauce. Right.

[sizzling]

Mother of all--

[teakettle whistling]

[whimpering]

Hey, Bubbles.
What's for dinner?

Hey, Bubbles. Bubbles?

Hello. Earth to Bubbles.
Dinner?

Bubbles? Bubbles?
Oh, I give up.

Stupid [crash] crayon!
That was my favorite color!

Well, I guess my unicorn
will have to be pink.

What was that you said?

Where did you
learn that word?

The Professor.
I think it's pretty.

Yeah. I don't know what
it means, but it sounds cool.

It's pretty obvious,
isn't it?

It's got to be
an adjective.

That's used to lend
emphasis to words,

like "great"
or "fantastic."

I'm guessing it can be used
for good and bad things.

Like you can say "great,"
"supergreat,"

or [meow] "...Great."

Kitty?
Cool!

Together:
That makes sense.

Trust me. I know
what I'm [meow] talking about.

I [bowwow] love it!

I want to [meow] try it.
Hey, I [bowwow] did it.

We love [bowwow]!
It's such a great word!

We love [bowwow]!
It's such a great word!

We love [boing boing]!
We love [boing boing]!

[giggling]

Ok, children,
before you go to recess,

I want to hand back those
quizzes you took yesterday.

I was pleased with the results,
for the most part.

Oh!
Oh!

Aw...

[bell rings loudly]

Ha ha ha.
They said--

Ah!

Ms. Keane?
Ms. Keane, are you ok?

Corner.

What did we do?

You know very well
what you did.

The rest of you
can go to recess.

[cheering]

But, Ms. Keane,
what did we do?

Zip it!

So...This is
what a time-out is like.

Aw, you get used to it.

I wonder if this will go
on my permanent record.

[buzzing]

It's the hotline!

But we're in time-out,
and Ms. Keane says

we have to stay here and
think about what we've done.

I don't know
what that is, but...

Oh, I'll get it.

Hello, Mayor.
An emergency?

We'll be right there.
It's go time, girls.

What about time-out?

What's up, Mayor?
What's the crisis?

Another monster on the loose?
Mojo Jojo? Fuzzy Lumpkins?

Girls, it's a crisis
of epic proportions!

It's lunchtime,
and I can't open my pickle jar.

Can you open it
for me, please?

I mean, what's a P.B.-and-J.
Without a pickle, I tell you?

The pickle jar, Mayor?
The pickle jar?

I can't believe you
called us here for this.

I can't [crash] believe this!

You're such
a [crash] baby!

You're not [crash] nice!

What do you have
to [thud] say for yourself?

Oh, my.

Miss Bellum, could you
step in here a moment, please?

Blech!
That was yucky!

Yeah, what's with all
the [squawk] soap in the mouth?

[alarm ringing]

Fork it over,
cupcake, or else.

Or else what?

It's not [snore] nice

to pick on the [snore]
citizens of Townsville!

Dude, did she say
what I think she said?

You're a [pow] man!

[punching]

That'll teach you,
[pow] Meanie.

Yeah, you [pow].

Leave these [crash]
nice people alone.

You want
another [pow] one?

That'll teach you.

Hello, [rat-a-tat] officers.

The [rat-a-tat] crooks
are inside.

Have a [rat-a-tat]
nice day.

You have a [rat-a-tat]
nice day, too.

[horn honking]

There you go, ma'am.

You need to look out.

That [honk honk] truck
almost ran you over.

Oh!
Hey!

Why, you fresh little
whippersnappers!

Now remember, when you take
your kitty outside,

be sure to keep him
on a [meow] leash.

Wah!

What was everybody
so mad about?

I don't know.
Everybody is acting so weird.

[grumbling]

Do you hear that?

[grumbling]

Oh... [crash]
somebody's using our new word.

Looks like the girls aren't
the only ones in town

using colorful language.

Let's go, girls!

Huh?

Hey, you, Mr. Monster.

[grumbling]

Where did you
learn that word?

[grumbling]

Interesting.
I don't know

what some of those
other words mean.

But they make you sound
[vroom] tough.

[grumbling]

[townspeople shouting]

Man, that's some
rough language.

You can add
a [beep beep] different word,

and it becomes [beep].

[grumbling]

That sure is naughty.

It can also
be used as a verb.

Yeah, like [beep].

Let's roll.
I can't take it no more.

No, she wasn't
telling you to [beep].

[grumbling]

Make it stop!

My delicate ears
can't take it no more!

And what if
I did [beep] mean it?

Yeah, you're
just being [beep] rude.

[grumbling]

Well, we're gonna [beep].

[beep beep]

[gasp]

Oh, what the heck
is the hold-up?

I'm never gonna make
my 3:00 manicure.

What's going on?

Oh, it's the girls.

Always doing good deeds
and being model citizens.

Oh, I'm so proud.

I am so proud.

Take that,
you [beep] monster!

Eat my [honk] fist!

I'm gonna teach you
a [beep] lesson!

You want another taste
of [honk] this?

[grumbling]

Blossom! Buttercup!
Bubbles!

Get down here right now!

Together: Professor?

Could you excuse us for
just a second, Mr. Monster, sir?

[grumbles]

What's going on,
Professor?

We're a little busy.

I am very angry
with all 3 of you.

Together: What for?

That word you're using
is not a good word.

It's naughty.

What word?
We used a lot of words today.

You know. That one
you keep using over and over.

Think real hard.

"The"?
"You"?

We used both
of those a lot.

No, not those.
Those are great.

It's that other one.

"Bad"? That's not good.
Is that it?

No, that new one.

Oh, you mean...
[honk honk]

I learned that
from you, Professor.

You're always
teaching us new stuff.

Ha ha ha...Oh, well,
that can't be right.

Let's go over here
and figure out

where you really
learned that word.

Must be cable.
We just got cable.

We'll get to the
bottom of this.

Now, girls, I need to
explain something to you.

I should never
have used that word.

It's very bad,
and I'm very sorry.

It's not the kind of language
you girls should ever use.

[loudly] I don't know
where you heard it,

but it's a naughty,
naughty word.

What that word
really means is...

[whispering]

Together: No!

Oh, no!
I'm a potty mouth!

[grumbling]

We have some
unfinished business, girls.

[grumbling]

We need to teach that
potty mouth a lesson.

Ooh! Oh!

[grumbling]

[burp]

That should be a lesson
to you, Mr. Monster,

that certain words
are inappropriate.

Especially
for nice girls like us.

Now you get a time-out
to think about what you've done.

When you realize
your mistake,

you can come back, and we'll
discuss a proper punishment.

[grumbling]

Less talking,
more [beep] thinking.

And so, once again,
the day is saved,

thanks to the potty mouth--

I mean,
the Powerpuff Girls!

The city of Townsville,

where Mojo Jojo...

Is having a blowout!

Welcome to Mojo Jojo's
everything-must-go yard sale,

where low, low prices
are sure to guarantee

that everything
will be sold...

And thus gone
from my yard.

Everything?
Everything!

Even these?
Except those.

These offers will
only be available now

and not again
in the future.

Excuse me, Sonny Boy.

"Sonny Boy"? My name--

The price tag on this
hair dryer says $350,000.

You take
a buck and a quarter?

That is a very rare

and hard-to-find
proton disintegrator--

Special edition.

It has the power to reduce
mountains to mere dust,

causing them to become

incredibly smaller
than a normal mountain.

Mmm...I don't know.
Give it here.

I must perform
a demonstration.

Simply aim the device

at the mountain
that is bothering you...

And instantly
it is destroyed.

Now, even with
your limited vision,

you can clearly
see its value.

[scratching]

How about
a buck and a half?

Oh!

Sold.

Oh, boy! I finally gots me
a new hair dryer.

Another
satisfied customer.

Mojo is sure getting rid
of a lot of things.

Some of this stuff
looks pretty dangerous.

Yeah. Hopefully they
don't fall into the wrong hands.

We've got to keep
our eyes peeled

and make sure no one evil
is buying anything.

Man, there ain't nothing
but junk up in here.

You'd think, being
a mega-supervillian,

Mojo would actually
have some cool stuff

we could actually,
you know, use.

You know what
would be cool?

One of those, uh...
What do you call them?

Some kind of huge
destructo-type ray thingy.

You know
what I'm saying?

Guys.

Uh, guys?

Now, that's
what I'm talking about.

The Gangrene g*ng!

I should have known
you guys would be here.

Now step away
from that Destructo Ray.

Not this time,
Powerpuke Girls.

We're buying
this here Destructo Ray,

and with it, we'll be
completely unstoppable.

So, what do you
think of that?

Quick, Bubbles,
how much money do we have?

Um, a penny, a jack,
a paper clip,

a piece of lint, and...
Ooh, a cute little ladybug.

That's all we have?

[ladybug buzzes]

All right, guys.
How much money we got?

I've got
some fake vomit.

I got an old hairball.

I got
a bunch of rocks.

[ptttht]



Looks like you guys
can't afford it either.

but you can bet we're gonna
work for the money

so that you and your g*ons don't
get your grubby hands on it.

Oh, yeah? Not if we
beat you to it first.

We'll see. Let's go, girls.
We got work to do.

Uh, boss, we're not really
gonna work, are we?

No, of course not.

We're gonna earn money
the Gangrene way--

By stealing it.

[coins rattle]

[knocks]

Oh, it's
a flying girl scout.

Hi, Mister.
We're selling cookies

to earn a
hundred dollars

so that we could buy
a huge Destructo Ray

from an evil monkey
genius at his yard sale

so that it doesn't fall
into the hands

of the Gangrene g*ng.

Oh. Well, that's
a good cause.

I'll take a box.

Wow. This is easy.

We'll have the
money in no time.

Hey, Mister.

Would you be interested
in some Girl Scout cookies?

Well, I guess
that depends.

How much money
are you gonna give us?

Actually, you're
supposed to pay us.

Oh, is that
how it works?

Wow. This is easy.

We'll have the money
in no time.

Ok, Mr. Fluffer,
remember--

Mommy has a lot of money
riding on this race.

[bang]

[barking and squealing]

[panting]

Give me the money,

or your fish will be
swimming with the, uh...

Fishes.

Oh, man.
That's just great.

Due to someone's
big idea,

we lost half of the money
we earned by gambling.

I'm sorry.
I was just trying to help.

It was pretty cool,
though, wasn't it?

I mean bad, very bad.
Gambling is wrong.

Ok, then. So now how
do we get enough money

to afford
the Destructo Ray?

Think, girls. Think.

Except you, Bubbles.

Why don't we ask
the Professor

if he can give us
the money?

That's a great idea.
Let's go!

Professor,
we need your help.

We need a hundred dollars
to buy a huge Destructo Ray

before the Gangrene g*ng does
and uses it to blow up the city!

Ah, ah, ah.
Now, if you girls need money,

you're gonna
have to earn it,

and I've got
a couple of things

that need to be done
around here.

Together: Oh...

Man, we're still
short on cash.

What we need to find
is some kind of...Big place,

just full of money
and not too far from here.

You know
what I'm saying?

Guys?

Guys?



There you go, girls--$100.

You girls
sure helped me out.

Now I can spend the whole day
relaxing with a good book.

Let's go, girls.
We got a Destructo Ray to buy.

Hurry, girls,
before the Gangrene g*ng

gets there first!

Oh, no!

It looks like
you're too late, girls.

Well, well, well.
The Powerpuff Girls.

You're just in time

to watch us finish buying
the Destructo Ray.



Hey, Boss. My Teddy
wants to say hello.

"Hello there."

Hey, can't you see
I'm trying to pay Mojo?

Jeez!

Now, where was I?


that directly follows 90.

Oh, yeah, right.




Yes. 95 must be followed by


to make 100.

However, without those numbers,
we are not able to reach

the previously agreed-upon
price of $100,

thus terminating
this transaction.

So close.
So very close.

Did I miscount?

Here comes Mr. Sunshine bear
to brighten up your day.

Please, Billy,
not right--

Where did you get this?

Uh, from a box
over there.

It was only $5.00.

$5.00?

This is why we didn't have
enough for the Destructo Ray.

Since the Gangrene g*ng
doesn't have enough money,

we'd like to buy
the Destructo Ray.

Sorry, girls,
but it's already been sold.

Together: What?

Together: What?

Who bought it?
He did.

Hi, girls.

You like this new
Snowcone machine I bought?

Mayor! Mayor!
That's not a Snowcone machine!

It's a Destructo Ray!

That's ridiculous.
It's not a Destructo Ray.

Watch. I'll prove it.

[beep]

[whirring]

No!
Mayor!

Look out!

See? I told you
it was a Snowcone machine.

Mmm...Tutti-frutti.

Wow. He was right.
Who knew?

So, what do we do
with the Gangrene g*ng?

How about 75 cents?

They don't look so good.

They look
a little green.

A quarter?
I'll take them.

I hope you boys know how
to give a proper sponge bath.

And so, once again,
the day is saved,

thanks to
thePowerpuff Girls!

Oh, how much
is that blender?

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs
save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

Powerpuff!