05x13 - Silent Treatment - Sweet ‘n’ Sour

[bunniefuu]

Sugar...

spice...

and everything nice.

These were the ingredients
chosen to create the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium
accidentally added

an extra ingredient
to the concoction--

Chemical X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

The city of Townsville
has a Multimegaplex Theater

where everyone goes
on a Saturday afternoon

to see the very latest
in state-of-the-art,

wide-screen
motion picture entertainment--

That is, everyone except
the Powerpuff Girls.

Oh, have a heart,
Professor.

Every kid in town is
over at the Multiplex,

and you decide to take us
to a silent movie theater.

Yeah. Nobody cool
ever comes here.

And the popcorn is as stale
as their dumb old movies.

Silent films are where
all movies come from.

But, Professor, we like our
movies with color and sound.

Yeah, and car crashes.

And explosions.

And in
a really cool theater!

That's all
well and good, girls,

but you can go to the
Multiplex any day of the week.

Today is the day you learn all about
the history of motion pictures.

Oh, all right.

Oh, boy!
It's a full house!

Oh, this is gonna
be so great.

I'm totally excited.
Aren't you?

Oh, here's a good
place to sit--

Not too close
and not too far.

Now, just make yourselves
comfortable,

and I'll get some popcorn.

Don't go away, now.

And remember,
these grand old films

are where all movies
came from.

[piano playing]

Remember, girls,
it's where all movies came from.

No, they didn't.
They came from cans.

Ha ha ha!

What's this?

Looks like
Mitch Mitchelson's house.

Only cleaner.

Uh-oh.

Somebody forgot to knock.

Whoa! Who's that?

The bad guy.

How can you tell?

He's the one with
the flycatcher for a mustache.

[giggling]

And the girl is
a damsel in distress.

Shh! He's speaking.

"At last I have you
in my power"?

Oh, man, what a cornball.

This is too much.

Yeah, look at him.

Where does he get
his mustache wax from? His ears?

[giggling]

Oh, no. Now he's gonna
go into a big spiel.

"You can not escape
my clutches!

"I am Max Von N--

Von Ni--"

Hey, wait a minute!

I'm not done reading yet!

"...Nitrate! I see all
and control all!"

Ok, I'm done.

Now what's he gonna do?

Maybe he's leaving.

No such luck.

Uh-oh.
He's locking the door.

Oh, my gosh.

Yikes!

I don't believe it.

He's swallowing
the key whole.

Key hole. Get it?
Tee hee hee!

Gross!

Hey, now he's
being creepy.

A snake in the grass.

Oh, look.
She gets the arty shot.

I know.
I don't like this movie!

Yeah, this picture stinks.

I agree.

Phbbt! Phbbt! Phbbt!

[laughing]

Take that, furry lip!

Ha ha! Yeah!

"Girls! Save me!!"

It's the Professor!

What do you want with the
Professor anyway, Mr. Mustache?

His voice?!

Operation?!

This guy's totally nuts.
What do we do?

We have to get in
there and stop him.

He's in there!

Hey, we got
our color back.

And our voices, too.

Looky!

He's headed for
the projector booth.

Let's go!

All right, Max.
Give it up.

We know you're here.

The projectionist
and the silent movie villain

are the same guy.

[cracking voice]
Yes, that's right, Blossom.

Once upon a time,

I was the star of
the silent screen.

A big star...

Until talking pictures
came along.

And then my
career ended...

all because of
my stupid voice!

Then today I heard it--

That deep,
centurion baritone.

[sigh]

Girls--I didn't mean to hurt
the Professor, girls.

I just--I just--

[sobbing]

Cheer up, Max.
We'll get you a new voice.

Sure. They do it all
with computers.

[sniffle]

You'd do all
that for me?

Sure! Sure! Sure!

[Professor's voice]
Yes, Jeeves?

Ah, yes, the popcorn.
Thank you.

Here you are, my dear.

Ha ha ha!

That will be all, Jeeves.

I said, that will be
all, Jeeves.

[cracking voice]
But I want popcorn!

[laughter]

What's so funny?

Stop that!

Thank you,
Powerpuff Girls.

Help me, girls, please!

The city of Townsville,

where a typical day is
exploding with typical crimes,

where sour notes
are no surprises,

and the usual suspects
are always at large.

But true to form,

the Powerpuff Girls
always come to the rescue.

[cheering]

It's the same old
same old, I tell ya.

Oh, little puppy,
I love you.

[kiss]

And I love you.

[kiss]

And I...

Think you're swell.

[growling]

Buttercup, stop!

Stop! You're
hurting my babies!

Stop!

Jeez, Bubbles, they're
just stuffed animals.

I don't care.

They're cute and fuzzy
and I love them.

You wouldn't hurt them
if they were real,

and they're real to
Bubbles, so cool it.

[kissing]

Saps! That's what
you are, a bunch of saps.

[hotline buzzing]

Hello?
Yeah, Mayor, what's up?

Oh, ok.
We'll be right there.

Another robbery
at the bank.

Come on.

[alarm ringing]

All right.
Who is it this--

[gasp]

Here's the last
bag of money.

Now, don't forget to come on
back and rob us again tomorrow.

Oh, you're so cute.

Look! The bank's being held
up by little baby animals.

Isn't that sweet?

Watch out.
They could be dangerous.

I'll take care of it.

Wait! Buttercup!

Hey! Where do you think you're
going with Townsville's money?

Ow! You hurt me.

Please have mercy.

Oh, poor thing!

Did you see how she
almost tore off his arm?

I've never seen such
unnecessary brutality in my life!

Shame on you!

There's not a kind
bone in your body.

[all talking at once]

What should we do?

They might be
cute and cuddly,

but they still
broke the law.

Please, we're sorry.

We didn't know
it was wrong.

We're just poor
little orphans.

Please,
we won't do it again.

[purring]

Aww!

We can't turn them in.

They're just harmless
little furries.

Oh...

Ok, you can go.

Hooray!

[people talking at once]

Come on, let's go.

So we're just
gonna let them go,

just like that?

Hmm.

Not even a mention that
they were holding up a bank.

Come on, Buttercup,
lighten up.

How harmful
could they really be?

[hotline buzzing]

The Townsville jewelry store?
We'll be right there.

[alarm ringing]

[gasp]

It's you...

Again.

Is there anything else
you'd like to steal?

Help! Don't let her
hurt me.

Please, take
another diamond.

Oh, the pain!

Hey, look. It's those
little adorable animals.

And those big ugly
Powerpuff Girls.

Please help us!

Please don't let
them harm us.

We're very, very sorry.

We'll never do it again.

You're not taking
them to jail, are you?

They don't know
any better.

They're just babies,
for crying out loud.

I'm sorry. They have
to learn their lesson.

Boo!

Listen here,
you bug-eyed creeps.

We won't last one
minute in that jail.

Yeah, not with our
cute little faces.

Yeah! So why don't
you do us all a favor

and let us go now?

No way!

Here are the convicts
we told you about.

Hey, there,
little guy.

This is a prison,
not a pet shop.

What am I supposed to do
with them?

[purring and whimpering]

Aw, come here, you...

Ha ha ha!

[sigh]

No one believes us.

Now do you still
think they're cute?

Huh?

Hunchback!

I thought you
were gone forever.

[hotline buzzing]

Of course.
We'll be right there.

[alarm ringing]

Hold it right there!

[cheering]

Please, if there's
anything else you need...

You can't fool us.

You're the
only fools here.

Why don't you leave
the poor innocent things alone?

What are you gonna do?
Put muzzles on them?

Where are we going
to take them?

We can't take them to jail.

I know. We'll take
them to the Mayor.

He'll know just what to do.

I know just what to do--

Give them a full pardon
for all their adorable crimes.

And shame on you,
Powerpuff Girls,

You terrible,
terrible people.

What are you?
Animal haters?

Ooh, you cute
poodly-woodlies!

Come to daddy.

[purring and whimpering]

Oh, steaming up
my monocle!

You're going down,
Powerpuffs.

Oh, yeah?
We'll see about that.

Down with the
Powerpuff Girls!

Down with
the Powerpuff Girls!

Down with the
Powerpuff Girls!

[sigh]

Go home,
Powerpuff Girls!

We are home,
dodo brain!

Bubbles, it's no use.

Everyone hates us.

So what if a few little
animals are thieves.

Does that mean
they should be punished?

The floppy bunch is
gaining citywide attention

with its cuddly crimes.

They are so adorable.

[alarm ringing]

[cheering]

[car alarm]

[sigh]

[crying]

[alarm ringing]

[cheering and applause]

[cheering]

[coughing]

I can't wait to hear about
your next robbery.

Talk to me, Kitty.

Say something.

What? So now
you all hate me?

Is that it?

We're helpless.
What are we going to do?

Maybe if we
wait 6 months,

then they'll be all grown up
and we can beat them up.

We don't have
that kind of time.

The fluffy bunch is
robbing Townsville blind.

They're just so cute!

Everyone loves
them too much.

That's it!

What a week.

We sure have
Townsville fooled.

Yeah. We've stolen just
about everything in sight.

I feel you, though.

Can't wait to get
out of this place.

All the hugging and cuddling
and cute-talking,

it's driving me crazy!

Don't worry. We'll be
out of here in no time.

Whoa! Look!

A new bank!
Let's hit it.

[gasp]

[gasp]

Look!
Cute, fuzzy animals!

Let's hug 'em!

Aah!

[all talking at once]

Ooh! Yow! Ooh!
Cut it out! Ooh!

Stop! Aah! Ow!
It hurts! Ow!

Help! Ow! Ow! Ouch!
Ooh, no! Ow!

Watch the ears!

Watch--ow! Oh! Ow!

Aah! Ooh! Ow! Ow!

[grunting]

Help! Help! Help!

[meowing]

Help! Help! Help!

Well, do you think that
was enough punishment

for their crimes?

Definitely.

Well, you know
what they say.

If you can't beat 'em,
love 'em.

[laughter]

Too bad the day was saved
by the Powerpuff Girls,

because they were so cute and
furry and snuggly and huggable.

Mmm.

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs
save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to ♪

♪ Save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to
save the world ♪

♪ Here they come ♪

♪ Just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

Powerpuff!