06x03 - Reeking Havoc - Live And Let Dynamo

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

spice...

and everything nice.

These were
the ingredients chosen

to create
the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium
accidentally added

an extra
ingredient to the concoction--

Chemical X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

NARRATOR:
The city of Townsville

is enjoying a beautiful,
sunny day,

and so are the Powerpuff Girls.

I think April is my favorite
month out of the whole year.

- Mine, too.
- Yeah, mine, too!

The flowers are blooming.

The sun is shining.

The smell of spring
is in the air.

What is that smell?!

Ugh! It's terrible!

It smells like hot meat.

And onions!

Peppers, garlic powder,
oregano,

a dash of Worcestershire sauce,

and definitely a pinch of cumin!

This can only mean one thing.

Professor?

Hey, girls! Guess what?

You're just in time to taste my
special concoction for the--

[unison]
We know.

The second annual Townsville
Chili Cook-off.

Oh, of course you knew!

You could probably smell
the goodness a mile away.

Here, tell me what you think.

Come on, taste it!

[gulping]

A winner, huh?

Mm-hmm.

Uh...Words can't describe.

I never tasted
anything like it!

It just needs a few more
finishing touches.

Thanks, girls!

[slurp]

Ah, I know what it needs!
Ha ha!

Coffee!

Uhh.

Whoever thought it could
actually look better

coming out than going in?

I'm guessing the Professor
isn't gonna win this year.

We're gonna have to
tell him the truth.

We can't do that!
He has to win!

Remember what happened
last year?

[sobbing]

Why me?

[sobbing]

Why me?!

[bawling]

Yup. He has to win.

But how?

Later that night...

It still needs something,

something...extra special.

Just the teeniest little drop
will be more than enough.

Now that's the extra special
I'm talking about!

Sweet dreams, Mr. First-Place
Chili Chef of the Year!

I've got it!

Just one...

Drop.

Perfect!

That's gonna be
one expl*sive chili!

Hoo boy!

Townsville park is
full of excitement

as all the judges are
busy tasting away.

Oh, I can barely take this!

I'm so nervous.

There's nothing
to be nervous about.

You're gonna win hands-down.
- You think so?

I know so!

There's no question!

Look! I think they're
about to try my chili.

[burp]
Ohh!

Now that's pretty x-traordinary!

[chewing]

Ohh! Very inventive.

[moaning]

Are you ok, Mayor?

Ooh, I am now!

That chili packs
a powerful punch!

I declare the new winner

of the second annual
chili cook-off:

Professor Utonium!

Free winning chili for everyone!

I'm so ferklempt!

[unison]
We knew you could
do it, Professor!

And look!

Professor Utonium's chili!

Try it with a pickle!

Everyone's clamoring for
a bowl of your number-one chili!

You really did it
this time, Professor!

You don't say!

Ohh!

Me, the winner!

Ha ha! What a gas!

[rumbling]

uh-oh!

Uhh! Professor's chili
sure is rumbling my tumbly.

[rumbling]

My! The sheets are
unusually toasty!

Ahh!

[ding ding]

Ohh!

Ahh!

Ohh!

[hoot hoot hoot]

Ahh!

[groaning]

[blat]

Ahh!

[raspberry]

[sniffing]

[raspberry]
He did it!

[rumbling, growling]

Heh heh heh heh!

Aaah!

Ahhh!

The stench! It's unbearable!

So let me guess:

you had cabbage borscht
last night for din--

Aaahh!

[roaring]

Look! It's a methane monster!

[screaming]

Ooh!

Stinky!

Hold on!

Girls, we have a situation
of gastronomic proportions!

What exactly did he say?

Some mumbo jumbo about
a monster, a revolting stench--

I don't know.

Maybe the Mayor wasn't
talking about that?

That stinky dude?

I'll put a cork in him.

Wait, Buttercup!

- Buttercup!
- Buttercup!

[crash]

[moaning]

My turn!

Heh heh heh heh heh!

Ha ha! Think you're so funny?

Well, I'll really give you
something to laugh about!

Oh! My! What the--

Shnockies! Uhh!

This guy is just nasty!

Blossom! It's too chaotic!

What do we do?
Where's Buttercup?

Uh, did someone call me?

What?! hey! Whoa!

What's all the ruckus?

Here I am, just
minding my store,

when all of a sudden:
crash! Kaboom! Kablooey!

How are we gonna fight him
when we can't even get near him?

Look--nose plugs!

We're back in business!

Let's kick butt!

- Kick butt!
- Kick butt!

Hey!

Heh heh heh heh heh!

Our physical force is useless!

Let's blow him away!

[inhaling]

- We did it! - We did it!
- We did it!

Plan "C," anyone?

I know! Suck him in!

[coughing, retching]

Uhh!

That was so wrong!

My bad.

He's indestructible!

Townsville will be
stinky forever!

Let's face it: we're no match
for that methane monster.

That's it!

Hold your noses.
I'll be right back.

Where is Blossom going?

What's this?

Why, it's a giant
match, of course!

Wow! Where'd you
get that giant match?

Same place I got
the giant jar, silly!

Episode two, season one,
remember?

But Blossom, you should
never play with fire.

I know. Just watch!

Combustion from
lighting the match

will alter his molecular makeup.

Huh? Ohhh!

We did it!

[cheering]

Townsville is stink-free, man!

Yeah!

Gee, Professor, we're really
sorry you were disqualified

from the chili contest.

[blowing nose]

Yeah. We feel
partly responsible.

Who knew all that
Chemical X would have

such disastrous results?

Oh, girls, it's ok.

I'll get over it.

That's the spirit, Professor!

There'll be other contests
for you to enter.

Oh, I know.
There already is one,

and I can't wait!

Limburger festival?!

- Yuck! - Yuck!
- Yuck!

NARRATOR:
Oh, cheese, Professor!

You cheddar quit now if you know
what's gouda for you!

And so once again,
the day is saved,

thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!

NARRATOR:
The city of Townsville!

[screaming]
What's this?

People running for their lives?

Yeah, yeah, what else is new?

What the--

the Powerpuff dynamo?!

[screaming]

Someone must have stolen it!

Oh, the horror!

Who can stop this carnage?

The Powerpuff Girls!

I can't believe the Professor
didn't destroy this thing.

You know the Professor!

And now someone steals it?
Typical.

This time we finish it.

- Yeah!
- Yeah!

Evasive action!

Yow!

Ha! Missed me! Loser!

Well, whoever stole it
sure knows how to use it.

I bet it's
the Rowdyruff Boys!

[laughter]

[laughter, indistinct shouting]

Well, maybe not.

Come on!

Haah!

Yaah!

Hyah!

I'm telling you,
it's gotta be Mojo Jojo!

These buttons
should not go there.

I can't work with this!

There's no multitronic
scan unit,

the color scheme is insufficient
for world domination,

seats are too small--

not adjustable or
sufficiently comfortable,

ergonomically challenged,
wasted space.

Not enough gizmos to entertain
my massive intellect

and short attention span.

Craftsmanship is inferior,
there is no feng shui.

It is beneath me.

- Nah! - Nah!
- Nah!

We've gotta stop this!

Quick, Buttercup.
You evacuate the city.

We'll re-engage.

Wait! How am I supposed to--

Attention, attention!
Get out of the city!

I repeat, move yourselves!

[megaphone feedback]
Get moving! Scram! Skedaddle!
- Huh?

[feedback continues]
Run to the hills!
You heard me! Get the lead out!

- What did she say?
- What?

Don't just stand there
like a bunch of idiots!

Come on, people! What the heck
are you doing?

Get the heck out of town!
Move it! Run!

What is she saying?

We can't understand you!

- Huh?
- Could you repeat that?

Oh, for the love of...

[feedback]
I said, you gotta
get out of town! Go!

- What?! - What?!
- What?!

Get the heck out of town!

Right now!

- Ohh! - Ohh!
- Ohh!

[screaming]

Nice.

Fire!

[high shrieking]

Hmm. Maybe it's
the Gangrene g*ng.

Are you done with
that manual yet?

[babbling]

Hey, I found the phone!

Let's order a pizza.

- Yeah!
- Yaah!

Nope, not them.

Huh?

Ooh! Pretty!

What the heck are those?

Oh, it's on now!

- Yaaah! - Yaaah!
- Yaaah!

[groaning]

All right, that's it!

Robot must pay!

Could it be...The Amoeba Boys?

Now what?

No! Fuzzy?

- No.
- Him?

Yes! Yes!

Uh, no.

Whoever's inside must be
the most ruthless, brutal,

sadistic lover
of carnage we know!

Buttercup?

How could it be me
in there, Einstein?

I'm right here!

- What's your point?
- Grrrrr!

It doesn't matter
who's inside.

We just have to stop it!

Quick, the megablast!

[unison]
Eeeeee...

yaaaahh!

Did we get it?

Typical!

Uh-oh!

Bail!

Hey! That was close!

It's totally destroying
the city,

and there's
nothing we can do!

We can't stop this thing!

Yes, we can!

We use...The new move!

What?! You mean Razzle-Dazzle,

otherwise known as
Flower Petals of Doom?

I still say we call it...
Sassafras!

We haven't perfected it yet.

We need a lot more practice.
We can't just--

We can! And we will!

We don't have a choice.
We have to try!

Aw, what the heck!
Let's do this!

Hee hee hee hee!

Razzle-dazzle!

Remind me never
to do that again.

It's opening!

All right, villain!
You're busted!

Help! Help!

- Mayor?! - Mayor?!
- Mayor?!

What on earth are you doing?

What happened?

Well, I...I don't know!

All I did was press this button!

- Not again!
- Not again! - Not again!

NARRATOR:
Oh well, girls! I guess
a superhero's job is never done!

Hey, robot! Better watch out!

The Powerpuff Girls
are coming for you!

Sassafras!

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs save the day ♪

♪ fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ here they come just in time ♪

♪ the Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ here they come just in time ♪

♪ the Powerpuff Girls ♪

Powerpuff!