06x08 - Aspirations

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

spice...

and everything nice.

These were
the ingredients chosen

to create
the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium
accidentally added

an extra
ingredient to the concoction--

Chemical X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

NARRATOR:
The city of Townsville...

At night.

Even this lovely, peaceful city
turns cold and spooky at night.

Lonely, haunting...

With only shadow and
silence for company.

A perfect place
for the criminal element

to fester and
grow unchecked...

Spreading terror
and despair to all.

But not with the
Powerpuff Girls on patrol!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, brother.
Yet another uneventful night.

You should be thankful.
Yeah.

Would you rather have a giant
monster smashing the city?

At least we'd get
some excitement.

Night after night
with nothing.

I'm bored out
of my mind.

Be careful what
you wish for.

Oh, I'm wishing!
Hey, look!

The Gangrene g*ng!
You wished for them?

No! I thought you
were over them!

Why you gotta bring
up old stuff?

Who cares?
Let's trash 'em!

Hold up, girls!

They're not even
a criminal element,

just a nuisance!

Yeah, they're probably
just down there

making fart noises
or something.

Or scrounging for quarters
to play outdated video games

in Mini-Marts

'cause they're too
lazy to get a job.

Total losers!
[alarm ringing]

You hear that?
Come on, girls!

We've got real
trouble to tend to!

It's on!

[beeping]

[beeping stops]

[computer keyboard clicking]

[beeping]

[door unlocks]

Officers' deck verified.

[beeping]

not the Mayor's
candy cane collection!

Success!

Mmm, I see.

My boys have done well.

Thanks to your training,
my Queen.

Heh heh heh!
Indeed.

The mystic
scepter of Cleopatra!

With this I shall rule!

You're the Queen!
Oh, yeah!

You!

Quiet!

Ooh! Ooh! We beg
your forgiveness!

Excuse us.

Sssorry.

Bah ha ha! Do it again!

Ohh.

Now, with the first part
of my plan complete,

it will soon be time to exact my
revenge on the Powerpuff Girls

for doing this to me!

Me!

Sedusa?!

B-b-b-Blossom?

Buttercup?

Bubbles?

Bellum?

No! Not that!

Please!
Anything but that!

No! No!
Please, no!

Stop! No! Don't!

No!

Ok, that
explains everything.

Oh, but you look hot!

Ah, yeah!

Oh, you fine, girl!

It doesn't really show.

Oh, my lovely boy
band is so sweet!

Aww!
Aww!

You're too kind,
your Queenieness!

Heh heh heh!

But now,
you all must rest,

for tomorrow is a big night.

I will be one step closer to
destroying the Powerpuff Girls,

and you boys will be one
step closer to your reward.

So, girls, what happened?
Who stole my candy cane?

[sigh]

It's a rare Egyptian scepter.

Uh, but--what?

It's a scepter.

You're the one who
thinks it's a candy cane.

It tastes so sweet!

We've been all over,
and there's no clues!

Nothing!
A perfect heist!

I can't figure it out!

Who would want
that scepter and why?

I'm telling you,

it was an inside job,
and he did it!

What?

Why would I steal it,
little girl?

Why don't you take us
through it one more time?

[sighs] I was at
my station, as always.

Working!

Hey, whatever, pal!

I took a sip
of my coffee...

Wow!
That's crazy!

I still say he's faking it.

But what does it mean?

It means that whoever did
this is totally on the ball.

And they'll strike
again tonight.

And that's
when we'll catch 'em!

Don't worry, Mayor.
We'll get your scepter back!

Come on!

Woo! Yeah!

Go get 'em, girls!

Eh, time for a nap.

Ok, girls, keep
those eyes peeled.

You know they're out
here somewhere.

Hey! Look at that!

Huh. Probably looking for
more home decor ideas

in the dumpsters.

Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!

Come on, girls!
We have bigger fish to fry!

Ha ha ha!

Isn't it lovely?

Especially on me!
Hee hee!

Don't you think?

Yeah!
Oh, you look good!

Oh, yesss!

So good!

Yup! Yup! Yup!

You boys have
done so well.

Aww!
Aww!

And now, with Cleopatra's
mystic amulet

and scepter
in my possession,

there is but one item
left to retrieve.

But this time,

make sure the Powerpuff Girls
not only see you,

but follow you back here.

But--but my Queen!

W-we're so good at
stealing for you now,

why get busted?

Oh, little sweethearts,
don't worry.

With the last item in hand,

I'll be ready to exact
my vengeance!

Oooohh.

And with the Powerpuff Girls
out of the way,

you boys will be one step
closer to your reward.

Oh!
Oh!

[indistinct police radio]

BLOSSOM:
This is crazy! Another perfect job.

No clues left behind,
nothing.

Except another Egyptian
artifact stolen.

Chances are they try for
another artifact tonight.

That's it!
And I know just the place.

The museum?

Yeah!

Oh, I get it.

Where else can you find a
bunch of old Egyptian stuff

waiting to be stolen?

Bingo!
Hey!

I got a visual!
Bogeys! 8:00!

You know, "look over there"
works just fine.

You have your way,
I have mine.

What the...
The Gangrene g*ng?

What are they
doing here?

That's the third
night in a row.

What's with the rope?

Huh?
Huh?

What are they doing?

No way!

You've got to be kidding me!

It was them
the whole time?

Let's wait and make sure.

Who would win in a fight--
Mega Man or Mondo Dude?

Oh, Mega Man, totally.

Here they come!

An Egyptian tiara!

There you go.
We blew it.

It was them all along.
We're idiots!

Let's get 'em!

Not yet!
Something's amiss here,

and we're gonna
find out what.

Ha ha ha!
Shh!

That laugh!

Ha ha ha ha!

Now I will rule all!

[laughing evilly]

It's beautiful.

Whoa!

Ha ha ha!

That is awesome!

[hissing]

Holy cow!
Holy cow!

Sedusa!
That explains everything.

And she's got
snakes for hair!

Asps!
Very dangerous.

Huh! Typical guys.

See some curves,
turn into gibbering idiots.

Not like I care!

Queen!
Queen!

Reward us!
Reward us!

Oh, my sweet boys...

You pathetic fools!

You served your
purpose. Now scram!

But...Mommmy loves us!

She loves us!

Ha!
You're nothing to me!

I used you
like the losers you are.

I never loved you.

I got what I wanted.
Now I'm gone, baby!

And so are you!

Come on,
let's take her down!

[screaming]

Ahh, there you are!

Batter up!

Ha ha ha!

Your powers are nothing
compared to mine.

Aah!

I'm still gonna
take you down!

I'm gonna tear
you girls apart!

[whimpering]

Unh...

Ugh...

Huh?

Destroy!

Destroy everything,
my pretties!

She's totally beating us!

Yeah, she's bad!

Mega-blast!

Ee-yah!
Ee-yah!

What the--

Is there no way
to stop this chick?

There's one...

The tiara.

It is the key;

The one item that allows
all the magic to work.

Without it, the other
items are useless,

including the
tiara itself.

It's all
about the tiara.

It's always
about the tiara!

Thanks, guys.

Blossom?

Bring her down for us!

Distract her, girls!

Ha!
More flies!

This time, I finish you!

[growl]

What?

N-n-no! No!

Whoa!
Whoa!

Boys!

Boys, help me!

Mommy loves you!

This time,
we rule together!

No lie!
I mean it, really!

Gee!

Bet you wish
you still had these,

don't ya, cow!?

I'll make all your
dreams come true.

Come on!
What do you say?

Fool me once,
shame on you.

But fool me twice?

No, thanks!

She's all yours, girls.

Come on, guys.

Let's hit some video games
at the Mini-Mart.

Aah!

I will return!

I'll have my vengeance.
You'll see!

I will return again!

I'll be back!

Oh, no, you won't, sister!

'Cause you're in jail!

Ha ha!

All's well that ends well.

Sedusa's in jail.

And all the artifacts
are back in place.

And I got my
candy cane back!

NARRATOR:
Yes, indeed!

And so, once again,
the day is saved,

thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!

And the Gangrene g*ng.

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs
save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to
save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to
save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

Powerpuff!