13x08 - Episode 8

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Previously on "big

Brother" -- a rift in the veteran

Alliance gave the newbies hope.

Do what you have to do and

Keep your mouth shut.

Don't worry about what she does.

A gnat buzzes in your ear,

That's like rachel all the time.

And head of household jordan

Considered a game-changing move.

Would you consider back

Dooring brendon and rachel?

I would stand by you.

But when dominic used the

Veto to save himself and his

Partner.

It's a no-brainer.

It's never good to be on the block

Jordan decided to remain

Loyal to her alliance.

I'm sorry.

But I have to nominate shelly and cassi.

Convinced rachel was behind

Her nomination, cassi went

Looking for answers.

It offended me when you

Talked about porsche.

But you see that being a

Valid reason to send me home.

Why didn't you win hoh this

Week.

I tried to.

And you didn't.

You're a catty, catty girl.

Ugly person inside.

She's so mean.

But then had to deal with the

Wrath of brendon.

At this point I'm finished

With cassi.

Let me explain to you, maybe

You don't understand it --

When the votes were revealed,

The model was sent packing.

Cassi, you are evicted from

The "big brother" house.

At the head of household

Competition, rachel became queen

Of the house once again.

Congratulations, rachel.

You you are the new hoh.

Which duo will rachel target

For eviction.

Tonight, a surprise visit from a

Celebrity jocks the house.

It all happens right now.

On "big brother."

Would you mind if I take a

Shower?

Not at all.

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Julie: by a vote of

-, Cassi, you are evicted from

The "big brother" house.

It was so bittersweet for me

Because my friend cassi left.

And one vote that I made early

In the game-set some of that in

Motion.

I hate that.

I didn't want to see cassi

Walk out of that door.

I would have loved to have put

Up brendon and rachel but I

Couldn't because it's too early

In the game to make everybody

Mad.

Cassi, you want to accuse me

Of being catty, of being bitchy,

Guess what, cassi, you can watch

From your house while I'm still

Playing the game and winning

This money.

Thank you all very much.

Thank you.

"Big brother" has turned into

A cat house.

Cassi leaving was just catty.

Rachel did not want cassi to out

Shine rachel's "big brother"

Show.

Whose house?

Rachel's house!

I got the gold key tonight.

Theres is another lifeline in

The game.

I'm excited about having that, I

Know for at least the next week

I'm safe.

The regulators could be the

Worst alliance of all time in

History.

Two down, out the door.

We're not on a good roll right

Now.

We're doing pretty bad.

Get your head in the game.

The correct answer is a,

Congratulations, rachel, you are

The new hoh!

[Applause]

Yay, seconded hoh, oh, my

Gosh, I am so excited.

I am on fire.

I could not have envisioned a

Better way for this to turn out.

I got to brush off my shoulders

Because I have never lost an

Hoh.

Rachel is the quiz girl.

She is the brains behind our

Operation.

I'm the athletic side.

But anything that involves

Thinking quickly on your feet,

Rachel can handle.

Thank you.

Thank you.

When will these veterans stop

Winning hoh?

We need a newbie in charge so we

Can start picking off these

Veterans one by one.

Unfortunately rachel won again

So now it's time to start

Kissing rachel's butt.

Rachel ain't going to put jeff and jordan up because they are the veteran alliance.

So one of the two duos are going up

So I'm going to fight like a dog

Up in here.

Up in here.

After rachel won, I was so

Happy just because I didn't want

Dominic, adam or lawon to get it

So I'm actually feeling good

Kind of good right now.

Rachel winning hoh is

Definitely the worst possible

Outcome.

You look out of the house and

You have me and adam and lawon

And kalia.

My back is up against the wall,

I'm not hoh.

But I feel like the little

Social work I have done, my deal

With danny might pay off.

Last week when jordan was

Hoh, brendon and rachel were

Pushing for cassi to get out of

The house.

Now this week rachel is in

Position and I feel like we have

Something to say about who goes

Out.

So I want dominic and adam up on

The block this week.

If we don't start winning, we

Will be hasta lavista.

I hope so too.

I'm wandering where I'm at

With brendon and rachel.

Week one, I was supposed to be

With them but I backed out.

Now that rachel is in power

Again I need to make sure she

Realizes I'm on board %.

That's the key question.

That is the key question.

That is the key question.

Who wants to see my hoh room?

[Silence]

Perennialing]

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Oh, my gosh.

My sister and my mom!

That's my best friend amy, my

Sorority big sister.

Hoh move in is like deja vu.

Who wants to see my hoh room?

Two weeks ago it's relived in

All of its wonderful glory.

Very little clothing in every

Picture, probably with a family

Member, could or could not be

Her mom or sister.

Everyone want to

Hear my letter?

Yes.

It's from my sister.

I don't know why I'm getting

Emotional.

Ok.

Rachel, I can't believe it's

Only been a few weeks since we

Were together.

I'm so excited to start planning

Our bachelorette parties,

Because her and her fiance just

Got engaged too.

When rachel got her letter

From her sister, surprisingly, I

Had no idea rachel is engaged.

I don't know if anybody knew

That around here but rachel is

Engaged.

I just found out.

I think a cruise will be

Awesome.

I'm excited to see how your

Bridal shower will go in

Las vegas.

I love you lots and lots, your

Little sis.

Aww.

≫>

[Applause]

That's so sweet.

I know.

Well, I know you have two

Options.

So I want to be around for a

While.

Whatever you need from me,

Whatever you want from me, let

Me know.

Look, the last thing any of

Us here want are two floaters at

The end because all of us are

Trying to destroy each other --

And that's what I was

Thinking about even this week

With kalia and lawon, what have

They done?

They're super-floaters.

We're in it for the long

Haul.

We will compete our asses off

And do what it takes.

We need people on our side that

Want to be in it for the long

Haul, too.

We're on the same page.

And again, this is -- thanks for

The second chances.

Adam must be shaking in his

Boots right now because he is

Talking deal, deal, deal.

But we gave him this chance week

One, and he turned against us.

If adam would have won hoh this

Week I'm pretty sure he would

Have nominated us.

Lawon wanted to talk to him.

Brendon and rachel are

Running the "big brother" house.

I'm going to creep up there and

Spit my game to them and let

Them know I'm by your your side.

Whatever you want, I'm there for

You.

I know for a fact, I need you

Guys in the house.

How would you see yourself

Playing the game for us?

I'm playing the game to get as

Far as I can go.

I'm ready to play.

I'm what, what are you trying to

Do?

Guess what, it doesn't matter.

If something breaks up, one of

Y'all come out fighting, no

Matter what, I will still be loyal

From day one I played the game

Like that.

I'm like, what?

I have no idea what lawon is

Saying.

I would rather be napping than

Listening to someone talk in

Cycles.

We trust you.

We have your back.

You have had our backs up to now.

Now.

All right, lawon.

Thank you.

Thank you for talking.

Thanks.

At this point in the game I

Don't think I trust anyone in

The house except for brendon.

I especially don't trust lawon.

Nobody in the house is safe.

He is saying the same thing

Over and over again.

Oh, my god.

You were out of control

Yesterday.

Oh, it was like a grizzly

Bear.

It was the worst.

You didn't know you snored?

How is that possible?

You sounded like a small

Dinosaur.

Your existence disgusts me.

I'm a light sleeper and

There's one person in this house

That really brings the noise

When he sleeps and that's

Dominic.

[Snoring]

Wake-up-the-dead snore.

There's going to be some kind of

Revolution started if he

Doesn't do something with the

Snoring.

I have had it with the snoring.

[Snoring]

[Snoring]

Hey everybody, it's time for

A luxury competition.

Everybody gets to play including

Golden key holders.

That means there are no have or

Have nots for the week.

We find out there's no have

Or have nots and everybody that

Is a have, I am ecstatic.

All slop and no bacon makes adam

A mean boy.

Oh, my god, if someone does

Walk out on the red carpet --

Is it tori spelling?

Is she going to think I'm cute?

Oh, my god.

If it's tori spelling, who is

Going to restrain him?

Hey.

How are y'all doing.

Who is that?

I'm thinking -- I think I'm

The only one who has no idea who

This is and finally I realize

Nobody else has any idea who

This is and I feel a lot better.

Hello houseguests.

You probably don't recognize my

Face by but my name will ring a

Bell.

I'm on the new cbs show "same

Name" where I trade lives with a

Celebrity.

I got to live the exciting live

Of an international superstar.

What is your name?

I'm getting there.

In today's luxury competition

There will be clues to the

Celebrity's identity.

Every time you hear the horn

Blast a new clue will appear.

The first to name the celebrity

Will win today's luxury

Competition.

This is not my game.

I don't know any celebrities,

Guys.

The rules of the game are

Simple.

They give you a couple of clues

And you have to guess what

Celebrity the clues represent so

You had better get your guesses

In fast.

Our first clue are three bars of

Soap and a pair of fancy

Binoculars.

I'm running through all of the

Ideas in my head and really I'm

Left befuddled.

Thanks.

Bye.

Y'all have a good one.

Y'all have a good one.

I see these awesome

Sunglasses and I'm thinking

Maybe that is for binoculars and

Then I see the soap.

And I'm like, soap, wash, you

Know, like a soap brand.

Can and I'm thinking, what if

It's something like

""Baywatch""?

My official guess is david

Hasselhoff?

That would be so funny if I'm

Right.

I don't know how you got

That.

Don't even tell them.

How do you get three bars of

Soap and glasses and get david

Hassle off off?

I have no idea.

A microphone.

Clue.

That's obviously the clue.

So he's an actor.

Clue number two reveals it's

A mike stand.

I'm thinking singer?

It's a singer who is a somebody

Star.

Singer and soap star -- no idea.

My guess is michael c.hall,

Detector, please?

I can't believe rachel is

Trying to help out porsche?

Come on, rachel!

My official guess is michael

Jackson.

I was thinking it has to be a

Soap opera star that also is a

Singer.

Ricky martin?

Barbara size sand?

Barbra streisand?

Mike knight?

Kierra knightly?

Christopher walken?

John stamos.

Marky mark, mark wahlberg?

Marky mark, mark wahlberg?

] Knight rider theme music]

When I walk out of the back

Door and I see the kid car and

The man with his glasses on,

Theres is a moment for me.

The hoff the.

The hoff was in the house.

You are the first person we

Have seen in about a month.

Are you kidding moo he?

No wonder you're like hassle off

Who.

Everybody gave me a great

Impression when I walked in.

Then I walked in and I realized

I had not seen a human being in

A long time.

Wow.

You each have your own room?

No.

It's not guys and girls?

Yeah.

Wow.

So the hoff comes in the "big

Brother" house so we have to

Take him on a tour.

Obviously.

And you have to make your bed.

Lay down, buddy.

I was here once.

That's it.

This is all I get.

I may not have won the

Competition but I won the prize.

I tucked in david hasselhoff.

Now we will see who won

Today's luxury competition.

The winner of today's luxury

Competition is -- jordan!

Congratulations, darling, you

Guessed my name first.

I have set up a private party

For you, upstairs in the hoh

Room for you and three guests.

You get to eat, drink, and watch

An advanced screening of the new

Cbs series "same name."

And jordan, I need you to choose

Three people.

Jeff, shelly, and kalia!

All right.

Let's head upstairs.

Nice to meet you guys.

Very nice.

Jordan, you're not picking me

To go to the screening and I'm

The hoh?

What is going on in your head,

Girl?

Let's go upstairs and --

Who are you aligned with,

Shelly and is kalia?

Shelly and is kalia?

Woo-hoo!!

We have sushi?

The hoh was transformed into

The wonderful princess house to

Watch tv.

It looks like a table with a

Spread and another table with

Champagne and it's like the big

Tv and it's just like -- ahh,

For a little while you're in a

Completely different world.

There's some serious food

Here.

Let's grab something and get

In here.

Oh, my god.

This is terrific.

I'm so excited.

You're going to grab a little

Bit?

Nice!

So what do you guys usually

Do all day?

It gets a little monotonous

Around here.

We get to kick it with hoff a

Little bit.

He seemed like he was interested

In everything.

Who knows if he really was.

He is an actor so who knows but

He seemed excited.

That's why you don't tell

People about this.

Don't get mad at me.

It's a stupid luxury

Competition.

This drama is so old -- you're

Always getting mad at me for

Nothing.

Can't do anything right!

Ok.

I'm sorry.

I just didn't understand why you

Went and told porsche the answer

I told you.

It is a luxury competition.

We're not doing this.

I'm not yelling.

Everyone already knows we're

Fighting?

Because all we do is fight.

It's the same common theme

All the time.

You do things without thinking.

And it upsets me.

Either we stay in this game and

Work this out or I leave.

≫>

Good leave.

Is that what you want?

I want to win stuff here and I

Am taking it serious.

Not everything is life or

Death.

It's not all so serious.

I'm sorry I got upset.

For you talking to porsche I was

Not all that upset.

For me it was about five seconds

But you cannot let go of stuff.

I'm not a sore loser but you

Yell at me because I give

Porsche a hint.

I was not yelling at you.

I was not yelling at you.

Rachel?

I do care brendon --

We're not in couple's rehab.

Brendon and rachel are such

Bad losers, it's not even funny.

When they win they're happy and

Lovey.

When they lose they are fighting

And crying.

It's like third grade kids.

It's sad.

You don't have to get mad at

Me.

Do you want me to leave this

Game?

You can take over it.

Do you want me to nominate

You?

I have no problem walking out

On this game.

Don't say that.

Now jeff and jordan, who

Should have picked us for the

Luxury competition are up there

Trying to get them on their

Side.

I have to run but you enjoy

The show.

The family is enincredible.

It's a pleasure.

Nice to meet you.

Best of luck to you.

Best of luck to you.

All right.

I'm going to watch.

Davided hasselhoff is really

Nice.

He he did give me two kisses,

One on each cheek.

Y'all keep the faith.

If I was in a big brother

Game I would definitely align

With jeff and jo dan.

Jeffrey minded me of a cool guy,

He is buff and in shape.

And I like jordan because she

Has that southern accent.

I felt something really positive

And nice about her.

Bye.

Nice!

I know rachel is mad at me

Because I didn't pick her.

I didn't want to take brendon

And rachel because they would

Probably be like kissing the

Whole time and I didn't want to

Listen to that and I didn't want

Suck up to her because he was

Hoh.

I'm not bringing both of them

Up here when they have gotten

Everything.

I know he they're going to be

Mad.

I'm over fighting.

I'm going to take everything I

Can and that includes them.

I will start with her.

So let's put them up this week.

Who cares.

Let america hate us and send one

Of them home.

How do you feel about that?

≫>imagine having the same name

As a star --

Oh, my god.

We're going to go in there?

Get me out of here.

I will need your help

Tonight.

How about if we have to save

Him?

This is not worth it.

This is not worth it.

And everybody warned us against

Doing this again.

Because it causes stress.

It causes so much stress.

So much stress in our

Relationship.

This is not much of a

Relationship yelling at each

Other, is it?

No, it's not.

≫>

We are our own worst enemies

In this game.

I agree %.

Then why did we decide to

Come back?

Because you wanted this.

It's not worth the risk coming

Back in the house.

This is the risk I meant.

You can't put this much

Pressure on me.

Brendon, I know who you are and

You are not acting like

Yourself.

We are just like a self

Destructive couple.

When we fight, everyone hears

It.

It's not a big surprise.

We have been fighting a lot.

Rachel, I love you to death

And it's not worth it to me.

And you wonder why people

Like jeff and jordan more than

Us?

Oh, look at him?

I understand what marriage

Is.

I understand the commitment and

I'm in love with you.

I think you're amazing.

I find you incredibly

Attractive.

I love your brain.

I love you and I want to be

Marry you and have any dream

Wedding, even though you don't

Think it's important.

It is.

Every girl wants to have a dream

Wedding.

And I have my dream guy.

And even though you're mean

Sometimes and yell at me, I

Still want to have a dream

Wedding.

I'm sorry.

I don't care.

I mean, I don't need a $,

Dress or cake or wedding or

Whatever.

But I want to be able to share

That with you.

I wanted us to share our future

But now all we're doing is

Fighting.

Who is going to want to help us

Have a future.

If nobody wants to help us, I

Don't care.

I'm talking about in the

House.

This experience is almost

Over.

I do not have any desire to be a

Celebrity.

I'm ready to go home.

I miss my son and my wife.

I don't want to sacrifice my

Family for that lifestyle.

I want to talk to this

Guy again now.

I know.

Now I know who he is.

I know.

Now that we know who he is.

Let's have a group hug.

This is a good concept.

You and I have very important

To each other.

And I don't want anything to

Happen -- when you want to walk

Away when we fight I get scared

Because I think in the back of

My head what if you're going to

Do this later on?

[Knocking]

Come in.

If I could.

Sorry, we changed the passcode.

What's up, guys?

Do you want to talk to us?

I % want to play with you

Guys.

Like there's no other way in the

Game.

You guys are obviously the

Strongest competitors.

And there's no option for me if

I'm not on your side.

If I have rachel on my side I

Will always have a bigger target

Than me.

People will not go after me if

They know brenshal is there.

So my goal is to keep them ahead

Of me and work with them until I

Have to turn on them.

Right

Right

Right

Right

Right

Right

Right

Right

I definitely want to work

With dominic if we can trust

Him.

I just don't know where

Dominic's head is at.

I have to make sure I make the

Right move and cover all of my

Bases.

I'm the odd man out when it

Comes to all of the returning

Players because it's two couples

And danni right in the middle.

To two these two couples against

Each other is the best bet

Because if you can get them to

Do it to each other it takes the

Blood off of my hands.

That was the dumbest thing

She could have done ever.

Jordan has it in her mind

That we're not going to be

Working together.

There's already you versus

Them.

Obvious.

It's obvious but it's not

Because nobody is going to get

It.

The problem is, I feel like

You guys would be too scared to

Initially put them up at any

Point in the game.

I'm not scared.

When it comes down to it,

Somebody is going to flip.

There's you and there's them.

I feel like they have already

Struck.

So this one, we can't show

Our cards.

You can't be upset with them.

The moment they say you're

Pissed they're coming for us.

They're not playing the game.

Seriously.

That's why jeff has got to

Go.

Taking out jeff and jordan

Would be a huge game move.

But if we're too quick to get

Them out of the game we might

sh**t ourselves in the foot.

We have to think critically

About the decision that we make.

Whas'sup?

Whas'sup?

Well, you're not sad about

The --

No, why would we care.

I was making sure, it seemed

Like you were mad.

No, if anything she was upset

She couldn't eat sushi.

I'm not upset.

Jordan won fair and square.

When you have to pick

Somebody, it's like a

Punishment.

Really it was not a big deal.

Jeff was doing some damage

Control when three came up to

The hoh ram room.

If there was any insecurities in

Our alliance, they definitely

Got exposed today.

I feel like people are

Already trying to like cause a

Rift between us.

I want to make sure you guys

Don't listen to it.

We're not going after you

Guys ever.

If we wanted to, it would have

Been last week.

We could have put you up and

Gone home.

We're not doing that.

It's not in our minds.

Same with us.

We would be idiots.

The five of us have to stay

Together.

We would be dumb not too.

When you're dealing with

Rachel, it's like you're walking

On eggshells.

You you have to walk watch what

You say and not hurt her ego.

We have no if had other choice

But to stick with what we have

For now.

Yeah.

Like jordan know.

She's worried now.

I'm tired.

I might take a nap in a.

I'm going to do that later

For sure.

So right now I am so

Confused.

I don't.to have to turn against

My eye lines but if they're

Turning against me, there's no

Other option.

I would definitely have no

Problem with stirring up the

Game a little bit.

One of my duties as head of

Household is to nominate one duo

For eviction.

You know, I'm really hoping

That rachel was real with me and

Rachel understood where I was

Coming from, how my plans to

Help her.

Let's see what happens but I'm

Feeling pretty good that even if

I am nominated this week I'm not

The target.

I told brendon and rachel we

Can play together and eventually

Turn on jeff and jordan.

I just need them to believe me

And hopefully I'm not going out

Of this house.

I do hope that brendon and

Rachel will keep me off the

Block.

I'm not worried.

I know what I have to do so stay

Inside the who us and that's

Where any head is at right now.

Brendon told me everything is

Ok but rachel is just an

Emotional roller coaster, you

Tonight know what she is doing

One minute to the next let alone

One day.

This nomination is such

Pivotal point in the game.

Everyone has approached me to

Make a deal.

Basically I'm not going to trust

Any of these people.

I really need to strategically

Play this game.

Ok, everybody.

It's time for the nomination

Ceremony.

Ceremony.

This is the nomination ceremony.

One of my duties as head of

Household is to nominate one duo

For eviction.

Brendon, since you you are my

Partner, you are safe this week.

Thank you.

Daniele, porsche, shelly,

Since you hold the golden key,

You also have safe this week.

I will pull the first set of

Keys.

That duo is safe.

And they will pull the next set

Of keys.

Jeff and jordan, you are

Safe.

Thank you, rachel.

Kalia and lawon, you are

Safe.

Thanks, rachel.

I have nominated you adam and

You dominic this week for

Eviction.

Purely strategic.

I have to look out for myself

And my alliance.

This nomination ceremony is

Adjourned.

Second week in a row, adam

And dominic on the block.

Once again, I made a deal with

The powers that be but I have

Been assured I'm not a target.

But you know in big brother you

Can't always believe that you

Hear.

You can only believe what you

See.

I knew I had a % chance of

Goingen the block and I had a

Deal in place that I wasn't the

Target, I'm on the block as a

Pawn.

Hopefully the pawn doesn't go

Home.

If adam and dominic win the

Veto, I think it might be in my

Best interest to try to get rid

Of a strong player this week.

Now that I have nominated

Adam and dominic, it's crucial

That I win this veto.

Are I need to have all of the

Power this week so I can control

The deals that are being made.

I have the opportunity to make a

Really big game move.

Who will win the power of

Veto?

Will it be used to take adam and

Dominic off the chopping block?

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