07x04 - Episode 4

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ANNOUNCER: Previously, on Big Brother All Stars.

Co-heads of household, Janelle and Jase,

put two of the biggest threats on the chopping block.

We've nominated you Alison, and you Danielle.

ANNOUNCER: While Alison and Danielle fought for survival--

If were in the same predicament,

I would give you my vote.

Have you thought about your vote?

Neither one of you have even approached me.

That's what I'm doing right now.

ANNOUNCER: Jase played the middle and manipulated

everyone.

I think Jase learned a little bit

about himself in Big Brother .

Well now this time, I'm more of a refined player.

I'm most loyal to you and you, bar none.

ANNOUNCER: Howie was questioned about his curious relationship

with Will.

This summer you seem to be smitten with a certain doctor

in the house.

Oh!

[applause]

Well, Dr. Will, you know, Season , greatest

house guest of all time.

It's going be a battle between the good old doctor and I.

ANNOUNCER: When the votes were revealed,

one of the most ruthless players in Big Brother history

was sent packing.

JULIE: Alison, you are the first all-star victim

from the Big Brother house.

Bye, guys.

ANNOUNCER: At the head of household competition,

another member of the Season alliance took control.

JULIE: Kaysar, you are the new head of household.

ANNOUNCER: Who will Kaysar nominate for eviction,

and what will replace peanut butter and jelly

as a new Big Brother food?

Find out night on Big Brother All-Stars.

JULIE: By a vote of eight to two, Alison,

you are the first all-star evicted

from the Big Brother house.

Thanks, guys.

I'm the only one left from Big Brother .

My nemesis left the house.

Group hug, group hug.

I didn't hug, shake hands, wave a toot or anything

at Alison when she left.

It's Big Brother All-Stars.

To be honest, I don't give a crap about anybody

in this house but me.

[interposing voices]

The one person that was coming after me is now gone.

And now I feel, like, really safe.

Bye, guys.

Have fun.

It was nice meeting you.

You, too.

Bye, guys.

Bye, Ali.

See ya.

Thank you, everyone.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

One week down, and more to go,

and I don't think they realize that I'm still in the house.

Is the picture gone yet?

Oh, check it out.

Yeah.

Dodged that b*llet, huh?

Uh-huh.

[laughing]

The four from Big Brother sort of guaranteed me

that, listen, we'll go after Danielle if you move

with us to get rid of Alison.

I vote to evict Alison.

So if it feels right, that's what I do.

Danielle, congratulations, really,

on sticking [inaudible].

Thank you so much.

Danielle and I are on very good terms,

which is what I was hoping for.

Everything seems to be working out perfectly.

She was just all about Janelle.

I know.

She was telling everyone, she's like, I'm going after Janelle.

I'm like, that b*tch is in the house.

It's lucky that I won the first HOH then--

Yeah.

--or I would have been the first one gone.

- I wouldn't have voted you out. - Yeah.

Because I'm just, I'm just thankful to be here.

Yeah, I'm glad you're staying.

Yeah.

What?

Oh, come in here and I'll tell you.

Well, the thing is, is like, I think Diane--

OK.

That's fine.

That's fine.

I'm just happy to be here.

Thank you.

I owe you guys a lot.

I do. - No problem.

I'm not stupid.

I'm not going to bite the hand that fed me.

And they fed me well, because I'm still here another week.

Help me help you.

My strategy this week is just to basically kiss her butt.

I got my Chapstick ready and I'm ready to pucker up.

Thank you, Janelle, seriously.

Of course.

Eight to two vote, you know.

Two people for Alison.

God, I wonder who that could be.

I vote to evict Danielle.

I vote to evict Danielle.

What can you do?

Paranoia begins, week number two.

I know.

Finding out a day late and a dollar short

that everybody else had decided to change their vote

put me in a very vulnerable, very bad spot.

JULIE: True or false--

Alison believes the all-star most likely to seek

revenge by using someone's toothbrush

to clean the toilet is Will.

Answers, please.

Alison's answer was false.

Kaysar, you are the new head of household.

Whoa, Kaysar!

Kaysar!

Whoa!

You recall back to Big Brother ,

remember that dumb a*s named Jase--

Yeah!

--that when Drew won, him and dumb-a*s

Scott were jumping up and down?

Well, dumb-a*s Howie apparently didn't see how that worked out,

and that's exactly what he was doing.

Kaysar!

Whoa!

Yeah!

When Kaysar won the HOH, we've been trying to hide

our alliance in the house.

But I thought, what the heck, I'm going

to celebrate a little bit.

Everyone knows that me and Kaysar are super close.

I can't hide it.

Howie, calm down.

It was definitely calculated not to go run over there

and hug him.

I don't want to be seen as part of

this major threat-ful alliance.

[interposing voices]

I thought this was Big Brother All-Stars.

This is Big Brother re-do.

They're so strong.

There's four.

They got to stop winning these HOHs.

- We're camped. - It's all good.

And everyone had a heart attack.

Yeah.

As soon as I got the HOH, people were walking

around like someone died.

And people may be a little afraid.

Got to get here out of here.

She's the only one hanging in these competitions.

Get rid of her.

It's a great start.

So you want to take--

you want to take them out?

Let's think this through.

There's so many situations that we got to line up that help us

for future weeks, because we learned

a valuable, hard, difficult lesson in BB.

We got to keep this thing rolling.

All right, let's make this a week to remember then.

Oh, god, that's awesome, bro.

The HOH was a huge blow.

I definitely didn't want one of the three S members to win.

And if you had me rank in order who I would want to win,

Kaysar would have been the last name I would have written down.

It's like a sequel.

I haven't spoken to Kaysar yet.

It's been days.

I don't know why I'm going to have a conversation with him

now.

I'm probably going to get nominated.

Nothing I can do about it.

You need Botox, I'm your guy.

Something's wrong with your kids, don't come to me.

Everyone needs Botox, I don't care what you say.

I practice clinical dermatology.

That's what I like.

But I also practice cosmetic dermatology.

It's my contention that, these days,

if you want to do something that makes you look better

and it makes you feel better about yourself,

there's no problem with that.

Let's show him your forehead, please.

OK, see the wrinkles Howie has on his forehead?

Makes him look old.

We have a lot of work to do with Howie.

This is wisdom right here, are you kidding me?

Well, they're asymmetrical and they're deep.

They're furrows. He looks like a worried person.

Absolutely needs Botox across his entire forehead.

--also around his eyes.

We'll take that at a blunt, open up his eyes a little bit,

raise his brows just a little bit.

Well, he can't even have facial expressions after that.

How much expression do you need?

Oh, god.

I do my own Botox.

Where have you had it?

Forehead, and sometimes I do it around the eyes,

and I always do it in the middle here.

I hate to take away from your business,

but I still don't agree.

Oh, you're adding to it, trust me, because your view on it

is so minute.

You're looking at it from a microscopic point of view.

I mean, you spend time, obviously, making

your goatee a certain way.

Well, there's a reason for that, because you're

concerned with aesthetics, and to say otherwise

is to be a hypocrite.

But I think you have to draw a line when you start doing

certain things-- adding pouches inside your breasts,

and pumping your lips and stuff.

I think anything that makes someone happy, who am

I to stop them from doing it?

Will thinks he knows everything.

I felt that he was very dismissive

when it came to my arguments.

Anything I brought up, he really didn't want to hear me out.

What I do in my backyard you might not do in your backyard,

but everyone to each his own.

I couldn't care less what Kaysar thinks.

I mean, he's never had any experiences his entire life

and he's going to judge others?

And I'm a little insulted that Kaysar

doesn't think that people need dermatological procedures.

I'm not one to judge anyone else.

And if someone comes to me and says I'd like to look better,

I'm willing to help them.

All right, guys, who wants to see my HOH room?

Woo, Kaysar!

Woo!

Woo!

Let's go see the HOH, baby!

Get your fat a*s in here, Will!

Oh.

Wow.

Oh, my god, it's different.

Yay.

I can't believe they changed everything around.

The HOH bedroom's awesome.

It looks great.

The decor is completely different.

The colors are different, the bedspread, the chairs.

It's amazing.

ANNOUNCER: Who broke out the singer sweater?

Oh, this is nice.

Yeah, I left that at home.

They brought it for me.

Kaysar got a cashmere sweater.

I bet that's gonna look really good on him

with his dark hair and dark eyes.

I think my sister probably got me a couple more things.

This is cool.

This is so cool.

It's a different room.

This is a room that fits you.

Kaysar's bedroom was really cool.

I think that it's really nifty that the HOH

room seems to change with the people that gets in there.

That makes me want to get HOH even more now.

Pink, pink, I know.

I would prefer a pink room.

How funny is that?

I want, like, a circus theme.

I am really hoping for a funky,

buggafied, disco, s pad.

Whatever.

I don't care.

Awesome.

Good job, Kaysar.

Thanks, bro.

Good chat.

I'd be-- I'd be Nakomis and trust.

That's huge.

She's OK.

She doesn't really think ahead.

But you know what happened in BB.

That she sat around a couple of weeks and then

she targeted the Jason alliance and started the machine rolling

to get him out of the house.

We can't let that same cancer grow and get us.

I agree.

But Chilltown existed in this house with Boogie and Doctor.

You're gonna have to put each one of them up.

Yeah, but why would you want to have them both aggressively

come after us?

Why not just take-- - They are.

they are.

--why not just take Nakomis and--

What happened?

I think we got to think this out.

Both Chilltown and Nakomis' group are both coming after us.

But like I told him, we got to put them both after each other.

Boogie's gonna be fighting for Will, or vice versa.

Nakomis is going to be fighting for Diane, and vice versa.

You know, we got to mate each other.

Why isn't James in here with us?

He's not.

Just let it go.

It's fine.

Because he wants to make himself clear.

Exactly.

I hate James.

Sometimes I just hate him.

He's trying to make sure he doesn't, like,

get stuck with us.

I think we should just call him right now.

Well, there he is.

How do you plan on getting this without working out?

James.

The more we are amongst the house,

the more information we pick up.

She doesn't believe about Jase.

- Who? - Her.

She thinks Jase is straight with us.

He is with them %.

But, we dodged a major b*llet last week.

For whatever reason, he helped us through the week.

Good.

The reason he helps us is because it's called

playing every side you can.

He's the James from a year ago.

He is?

Are you sure?

Yes.

I feel like he's being real with me though.

He's not playing for this week.

He's playing for the next weeks.

Nakomis is the strongest other player, other than Will,

I think, because she's so damn smart up here.

- I know. - Yeah.

Don't you think the smartest thing to do

would be to put up two people from both different alliances

like the-- - Yes.

--Diane-Nakomis alliance and the Boogie and Will.

--so we can get that they hate each other.

Because we're gonna be fighting for

votes at the end of the week from one or the other.

That's a good idea.

They're coming for us anyway.

The decision hasn't been made yet.

I want to get the biggest bang for my buck.

So you're not into brunettes anymore.

You're now into blondes?

No, I like both.

I'm an equal opportunity kind of guy.

I think if it's a good girl, that's what's important.

You see, you can find, like, a really attractive woman,

aesthetically, then you get to know her

and you're not attracted. - And not like her.

Yeah.

Right.

Oh my god, that means, like, you're maturing.

That was just, like, such a manly thing to say.

I know. I know.

It's crazy.

You know, when I watched Kaysar on his season, my mom

and I were like, we love Kaysar.

So I think if I find the right person, I'll know.

I'm not going to go searching, like, she's blonde, and--

Right, right, right.

I think I'll just kind of wait till the girl

actually opens her mouth and has something good to say.

Uh-huh.

I really, really enjoy spending time with Kaysar.

Truth be told, he's pretty easy on the eyes.

OK, I'll marry you.

I thought you'd never ask.

I know I'm Jewish and you're a Muslim, and that-- you know.

We can send the world a message.

Erika's a really sweet woman.

She seems very open and genuine.

Just promise me you're not going

to seal my fate in any way.

I mean--

I can't make that promise.

I can't.

I just don't want to be fate sealed.

It's easier to talk to Kaysar than anyone else.

He's just very caring.

Have you ever been in love, Kaysar?

I don't know.

You always leave yourself open to get hurt.

Uh-huh.

And he also has good advice for someone who's so young.

He's just very mature.

I'm telling you, it's the worst pain when it ends.

Doesn't feel good, because it always

seems to end up that way.

My recent breakup was with someone I dated for five years.

His name is Josh.

He was on Big Brother .

And it's been hard.

It's horrible.

How long has it been?

Technically I would say we broke up, like, May.

So painful.

But you'll live.

You know, honestly, you have to give yourself time to heal.

You know, maybe it really was the wrong relationship for me.

Maybe it's a chance for you to start over.

Kaysar is going to make some woman a very,

very lucky woman one day.

And I actually had a dog die like two months ago,

and then my boyfriend broke up with me.

Like, my life is like a country western song right now.

I was a bit surprised that Erika came to talk to me about,

you know, that she broke up with her boyfriend recently.

I promised I wasn't going to cry in this house.

OK, Kaysar, I'll be your girlfriend.

[laughs]

Yes.

See, that was easy.

You worried at all?

Not really.

Should I be?

Have you heard anything?

I haven't heard anything.

Would you tell me if you did?

Yeah.

OK, because I would tell you, too.

Yeah.

Nakomis and I, both from Big Brother season ,

instantly we're in an alliance.

I trust Nakomis right now more than anybody in this house.

I think they couldn't have been any more stupid

with jumping up and down like--

you know?

Like, why would you do that if you weren't working together,

you know? - Yeah.

Ah.

I hope Kaysar's smart about it.

I don't think that Kaysar sees me or you as a threat.

Yeah, I don't think so either.

It just occurred to me--

Will, you're in the sun right now.

Pale is the new tan.

It would be hypocritical for me to be a tanned practitioner

of dermatology.

Of course I love ya.

[laughs]

If there was a sport for, like, who

could be the palest, white guy without having a suntan,

Doctor Will would be number one in the world

rankings, no question about it.

He's thirty pounds lighter BB.

He's shades lighter.

Come on, look at him.

E.T., when he's dying on the rocks in the river.

Ladies and gentlemen, he'll be here all week--

but just one week.

[laughing]

These jokes are times worse,

and dumber, and more badder.

Mo badda.

I find Howie entertaining for about five minutes.

He should change his name to One Trick Pony,

because he's got one thing, and it's to be obnoxious.

Kaysar, where's the bread on Will?

I can't see.

Can you find the hidden bread on Dr. Evil Will?

[laughs]

Internet viewers at home, type A,

and whoever finds the bread on Will,

the top correct answers--

You get to breed.

--we'll raffle it off.

Normally having two brain cells

is enough to survive in life.

But eventually Howie's brain cells

start arguing with each other, and they just shut down.

God, you have a lot of wrinkles.

I've never seen so many.

It's like your forehead is trying

to leave the rest of your face.

Are those wrinkles or a slip and slide

for fleas that are coming out of your hair?

Slip and slide for fleas.

My god.

Don't worry, things can be done.

We can rebuild you stronger, smarter, better.

I think my calling was here to meet you.

Skin doctor--

Best day of your life.

Everyone came up to me and they said,

we have to get rid of the people who aren't

deserving to be on this show.

Everybody said you.

Kids, this is turning from fun to ugly.

Can't it go back to being fun?

Howie's getting nervous, because he doesn't want

to go back to Rancho Cucamonga.

I love Rancho Cucamonga.

You better, because you're going to back there.

If Howie and I got into a battle of wits

it wouldn't even be fair, because he's unarmed.

You're wrinkling through that hat.

Fabric is not as strong as your wrinkles.

And see these veins--

ice water.

Yours are just shaking, like a leaf--

like a leaf.

I thought there was no Chilltown.

Obviously I was spotted hanging out

in the hot tub talking with them,

and I don't want to be like I'm with them.

I don't want to be affiliated with anyone hardcore.

That's my gig right now.

What are they saying?

They want to cut a deal with Kaysar.

Oh yeah, like he's just going to take one.

I just have that feeling when I talk to Jase that, you know,

he is on my side.

We were co-HOHs together and he didn't turn his back on me.

Yeah, they said that they're gonna, like,

try to cut a deal with Kaysar so that if they last three

more weeks you guys are cool.

But if not, like, they're gonna turn on you guys.

Wait, what?

There's no one else to go after.

To control [inaudible].

Do you think they would waste a week

going after Chicken George?

I don't know.

I wouldn't.

I wouldn't either.

People aren't dumb.

People are wise.

Maybe they're on to me running back and forth.

I don't know.

I'm just trying to do damage control on both ends,

trying to play it open.

What, they're going to send a floater out?

really cool with Jase.

Jase is awesome.

I'm thinking about giving him his Chilltown

cool kid club card.

Let him in the cool kid club for a little while.

I got an extra bedroom, an extra bath.

Bring your girlfriend and chill.

"House guests, it's time for the first Big Brother

All-Stars food competition."

Yeah.

[applause]

OK, "I need everyone to divide into two teams."

The teams split up based on where they sat on the couch.

Now, you would think that's arbitrary, but it's not at all.

Seasick-- Season --

they sat on their side of the couch,

and the cool kids sat on the other side of the couch.

My team is cool as hell.

"As HOH, I won't be competing in today's competition,

but I will be eating with the winning team.

It's time to get suited up.

Your outfits are in the storage room.

Get changed and meet me by sliding glass door."

All right!

Let's go!

Yeah.

I'm afraid of this.

Ah!

It's a chain g*ng.

First we got some overall bids,

and then we got a bandanna.

Not very Janie like.

Marcellas, you look so cute right now.

You don't really want to go to there with me.

Jase told me I looked cute in my overalls.

Oh, there we go.

Jase looked amazing in his overalls.

He looked like some southern-set porn movie.

That actually fits you pretty well.

[country playing]

Oh, god.

Oh, god.

Walked outside that door today and I

thought I was in Jase or Diane's backyard.

Corn as far as the eye could see,

straw, hay, and a pile of slop.

You ready, guys?

Yeah!

Yee-haw!

"Come and get it.

It's feeding time in the Big Brother barnyard."

Yeah!

"The first All-Star Food Competition is not like any old

food competition, because today Big

Brother moves into a new era.

The traditional of peanut butter and jelly diet

has come to an end.

I now have the honor of introducing our new food."

Yeah.

"Packed with a nutritious blend of blandness,

it's Big Brother slop."

What is slop?

I don't really know.

It smelled bad.

It looked bad.

It was funky.

I didn't want to be in it.

Cool.

"We have a little problem though.

It seems that the rats have infested the slop.

In today's challenge, you're going

to help get rid of the vermin.

Here's how it works.

One leg will be attached to your partner and the other arm

behind your back.

When I say go, the first pair from each team

will exit the corral and run to the slop.

Using only your mouths, you'll have to search the invested

slop to catch a rat.

Once a pair finds two rats, drop the rat into the wire container

and return to the corral.

The first team to retrieve rats from the slop

will have full food privileges for the week."

You're right, here it is.

"The losers--

Right here it is.

--you'll have that trough full of slop all to yourselves.

All rats."

The slop is like vomit.

Let's just keep it real.

It's nasty.

I got to win this competition, because I'm

not feeling the slop, people.

Oh, hell.

I ain't losing.

All right guys, it's time to play "Slop til You Drop."

Diane is one of my potential showmances

here in the Big Brother house.

And I knew that when I saw him the clasps

on the side of our fresh new overalls

that she'd be someone that I definitely

would like to be clamped to.

To me it looked like a chain g*ng.

And I was shackled up with Nakomis,

and I mean, she already had the prison tatts and everything,

so I guess we kind of fit right in.

"On your marks, get set, go!"

Go, doc, go!

Go! Go!

Go! Go!

What you had to do is stick your head in the trough

without using your hands, pick up a rat--

your partner had to as well-- and then put

them into a little rat cage.

It's not easy to do.

Hands, hands, I'm using my hand!

Push, push, push!

One, two, one.

That's what I'm talking about.

I couldn't see.

Ended up picking up my bandanna instead of a rat.

We're supposed to be bobbing for rats,

and she brings back a bandanna?

How do you not know the difference

between a rat and a bandanna?

One, one, two, one, two.

Light that I can't see.

I had the wrong technique going there in the beginning.

I was going all the way down to the bottom

and then go like brlrlbrl.

You got done with this?

Not yet.

Come on, George.

No hands, George.

Calm down, calm down.

Good job.

Good job.

Nice and easy.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Come on. Good!

Chicken George, great job.

Great job.

It was just gross, and it was warm from the sun.

I'm a big one for a facial, but that wasn't a good facial.

Right there.

Right there.

Got it?

Yo, get done up there.

[inaudible]

George, go.

One, two, one, two.

Lane in, I can't see.

Bull.

It's like bobbing for apples, but in this case

we're bobbing for rats.

Putting my beautiful face in that stuff,

gagging and puking and whispering.

If you hold your breath for more than five seconds,

then you were good.

All right, good job, good job, guys.

Can you wipe my face?

Good job, Giselle.

Good job, good job, guys.

Can you wipe my face?

Here, use this.

Just gotta be--

Go, go.

It's serious.

You know, this is like eating for a week.

This is eating whatever you want.

It was like no joke.

Go then.

One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two.

One guy's grumpy.

Here, honey, right there.

Keep going, baby.

Come along, it is near here.

Keep going. Keep going.

All right.

Let's go.

Take your head too.

Keep your head.

I dive my face in there and next thing you know,

I feel this hand on my a*s.

As it lifts me up off the ground and shoves me in further,

I'm thinking about coming up for air,

but I don't know if Boogie's gonna let me come up for air.

Right there.

Right there, honey, right there.

Right here!

Right here!

Right, Boogie, Nakomis, come on back.

Come on back.

Come on, guys.

Come on back.

Come on back.

That was a--

Hell yeah!

Hell yeah!

Yeah!

Hell yeah!

Mike Boogie is not eating slop this week.

Mike Boogie is eating roast beef,

he's eating cheese, he's drinking Diet Coke,

with a lime.

You were awesome at the end.

That red team took it all the way.

Yes!

We rocked in there today.

It was close.

It was really, really close.

I blame my team's loss on Nakomis.

That cost us precious minutes.

If we hadn't lost those minutes, we would have won.

Unfortunately, I was on the losing team, which means

I have to eat slop for a week.

It's nasty.

It's like Cream of Wheat without the cream.

It just reminds me of prison food.

Blue Team, you'll be eating slop for the week.

Woo!

Yeah!

Congratulations, Red Team, for pulling off a victory.

You'll be eating food for the week.

Yeah!

All right.

Peanut butter and jelly is one thing.

But the slop-- ew, breakfast, lunch, dinner

and a midnight snack of that?

It's going to get ugly in this house.

Oh, that's so nasty.

It is nasty.

Oh!

Oh, I would not want to eat that.

Oh, Marcellas.

Oh, hell no.

Oh, no.

It's throw up, OK?

Just imagine throw up.

I won't eat the slop until my body tells me I have to eat it.

It's gross.

Is that sanitary?

I feel sorry for the other guys.

But, I'm also going to be laughing internally

when I watch them all eat it.

They're gonna give it to us every day?

For a week.

Oh, god.

I don't know if I'm going to survive this week.

I don't want to eat slop.

This is just nasty.

This is what, like, farm animals eat.

Slop is way worse than peanut butter and jelly.

Way worse.

That's like a blessing in disguise for you, Howie.

You're gonna lean up.

I'll get, like, three abs now.

So my new slop diet is gonna probably help big, fat Howie

become the reality television movie star

builder we once remembered, you know,

in the Big Brother household.

This is disgusting.

Ew!

Oh!

A Jedi gets his power from his ability to control the force.

[makes buzzing noises]

Jedi apprenticeship is a Padawan learner.

The Force will guide anybody to their destiny,

to their calling, to their greatness.

Chicken George reached out to me and he

wanted to be trained as a Jedi.

I'll roll with this Jedi thing.

Hey, you never know, you know-- maybe the Force is with him.

You're my understudy, my apprentice, my disciple.

[buzz] You always keep the eye on the opponents

and the adversary.

I'm learning Chicken George some light saber techniques.

Your blocking techniques-- boom, boom.

To be at peace with yourself.

George, you have to let go of your hate.

And to hear the force calling.

Bam, here's my saber up here.

Wow.

He's a physical presence and I've

got to take a step back and match or challenge his anger

and his animosity towards you,

The Force is strong with me.

Jedi are travelers.

You know, they could be four quadrants

over, traveling parsecs at the speed of sound and light.

So you gotta have boots, robes, you know, protection.

Or a damn good pair of sandals.

[chuckles]

Howie, that guy's all right, man.

Deep down inside, the guy's got a good heart.

Fear is not accepted in this dojo, is it?

No.

Pain is not accepted in this dojo, is it?

Well, it depends on how much, Howie.

Right.

It does depend on how much.

Chicks are accepted in this dojo, aren't they, Georgie?

[laughing]

America, thanks for voting Erika back.

She's got a great rack.

Keep your guard up at all times as a Jedi.

Or you get voted off of a TV show.

Yeah, that can be a tremor in the Force.

After the food competition, I decided

that was the opportune time to call Will

and Mike Boogie up into the HOH room

to check to see where they stood.

All right, Kaysar, let's hear.

How's is it gonna go?

You know nominations are going down.

You guys probably suspect he might be going up.

There's a distinct possibility.

Yeah.

I have my reasons to get rid of you,

and I have my reasons to keep you around.

But I definitely think that it would

probably be good to, like, weed out some of the stragglers.

My thoughts are this--

I just hate it when people cruise to the end,

and they sit back and they don't want to take any risks

and they don't want to put themselves out there.

I guess I'm not really calling you up here to really have you

pitch why you should be safe.

I'm here to kind of have an understanding that, you

know, if you guys don't go up, let's

take out a floater next week.

If you guys--

If you guys go for a floater and you win HOH next week,

we go for floaters?

Yeah.

Here's the deal--

I don't trust him for a second.

Call me paranoid, but I don't trust Season .

I'm not saying, like, you know,

this is not like an alliance or anything.

I'm just saying let's have an understanding.

If you want a commitment to put up floaters,

I mean, that's been my MO since I got here.

At the same time, you know, things might

get a little crazy up in here.

Well, thanks for letting us know.

That's all I got to--

Does your team know about this move?

They're cool with it.

They have to be--

I'm HOH.

Nice.

I'm cool with it.

Obviously, if Will and I have a key in the box

we will be very excited.

I think it's a major, major, major mistake on Kaysar's

part not to nominate Chilltown.

I think it's time for a little chaos in this house.

Nice, thanks.

It's been--

What do you think is a lot?

The lines of communication are open.

If you have any thoughts or suggestions, just tell us

and we'll hook it up. - All right.

Thanks, guys.

I made it very clear to them that we have no alliance

together.

This is pretty much an arrangement.

I can't trust the Chilltown.

I'll let them stew over this for a little bit.

Eat it up.

Heat it up.

One of my duties as head of household

is to nominate two people for eviction.

Today is nomination day.

Once again, if I'm not nominated,

I'm going to be sorely disappointed.

Anyone who does not nominate me has a serious problem.

And I take it personally when I'm not nominated.

I trust Kaysar more than I trust the other members

of S alliance.

Kaysar is a smart guy and I think he's

going to make a smart play.

But that's the beauty of this game-- who knows?

I don't think Kaysar personally

would want to put me on the block,

but I don't trust anybody in here.

I mean, anything can make you a target in this house.

Right now I don't think that I'm

seen as a really big threat.

There's a lot of big personalities in the house,

so I'm willing to stay quiet and stay in the background

if it it'll keep me a spot in the house.

I think the state of the house currently

is one that is uneasy.

If they're not nervous, then they probably should

re-evaluate their game play.

I want to deliver a concussion blow.

I will be really, really surprised

if my key does come out of the nomination box,

because once again, you know, as I

haven't had a lot of conversation

with Kaysar either.

I hardly even know the guy.

This was a particularly difficult week for nominations,

because it's very early in the game.

On the same note, these are all-stars.

What I'm hoping to get from these nominations

is definitely to stir things up.

I want to know where people's loyalties lie.

Their true colors will be exposed.

Everyone to the dining room table.

It's time for the nomination ceremony.

OK, everyone, it's that time.

You know how it all works.

We'll take turns drawing our keys from the box.

And the last two keys that are not included in this box

will be the nominees for eviction.

The first key, Howie.

You're safe.

Thanks, Kaysar.

Jase, you are safe.

Thanks.

James, you're safe.

Janelle, you're safe.

Marcellas, you're safe.

Erika, you are safe.

Danielle, you are safe.

Mike, you're safe.

Will, you are safe.

George, you're safe.

Awesome.

I have nominated Nakomis and Diane for eviction this week.

First, Diane.

You're a really good player.

The reason you're being put up is because I

definitely respect your game.

Same applies to you, Nakomis.

I respect your game immensely.

You've done lots of things in your season, like, you know,

the six finger plan.

And you're a smart player, and so your reputation precedes you

and that's my reason.

This meeting is adjourned.

It sucks.

But it's twice as hard to be nominated

next to the only person that you really,

like, really care about.

Nominations would be a complete waste

if they aren't used as a catalyst for things to come.

I put people up to observe actions and reactions.

That's how I get a kick out of it, actually.

I'm playing this game really sloppy.

And I'm up on the block because I played my cards very wrong

whenever I first came in the house,

and now I'm having to suffer the consequences.

Danielle's back, right.

This week, I'm playing it real cool.

I've got targets out there, but I got to be very smart.

I got to take them out just right.

Do I think it was a good move for Kaysar

to nominate two floaters?

No!

He should have nominated me and Will!

It was his opportunity to nominate the strongest

alliance in this household--

Will and Boogie.

Are you kidding me?

It was awesome.

It was totally awesome.

ANNOUNCER: Who will win the power of veto,

and will they use it to save Diane or Nakomis from eviction?

Find out, Tuesday at :, : central,

on Big Brother All-Stars.