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07x22 - Episode 22

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Brother". Aired: July 5, 2000 – present.*
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A group of contestants known as "HouseGuests" live together in a specially constructed house that is isolated from the outside world for a cash prize of $500,000 (or $750,000 in the 23rd season onwards).

07x22 - Episode 22

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[music playing]

NARRATOR: Previously on "Big Brother--

All-Stars," Chilltown targeted James.

For me, there's no turning back.

He has to go, because if he stays,

he's really going to be coming after me, and, thus, you.

NARRATOR: And they convinced Janelle

to turn on the final member of her season six alliance.

I'm not gonna lie to you.

You will probably get nominated, but--

NARRATOR: Danielle worried that Will was up to no good.

I got concerns, Danielle.

I think he's just double-dipping.

If Boogie and Will pull something and James walks

out the door, God help them.

NARRATOR: And the puppet master continued to lie.

I think James needs to leave.

He's very trustworthy.

And at the end of the day, I don't think he has our backs.

NARRATOR: While deceiving Danielle,

Chilltown continued their "showmance" strategy.

Honestly, I do feel like I have Janelle

wrapped around my finger.

I feel like Janelle is in the palm of my hand.

No, I'm not drinking that.

NARRATOR: But Will and Boogie argued over which girl would

take them further in the game.

[WHISPERING] I think I can get Erika to take me to the finals.

I think Janelle can take us to the final three.

NARRATOR: At the eviction, Chilltown

blindsided another All-Star.

JULIE: James, you have been evicted from the "Big Brother--

All-Star" house.

NARRATOR: And at the Head of Household competition,

Erika seized control.

JULIE: Congratulations, Erika.

[screams]

JULIE: You're the new Head of Household.

NARRATOR: Who will Erika nominate for eviction?

And will Chilltown continue to control the house?

Find out tonight on "Big Brother--

All-Stars."

[theme music playing]

[music playing]

JULIE: By a vote of three to one, James,

you have been evicted from the "Big Brother--

All-Star" house.

You know what?

I salute the guy.

The guy is an awesome, awesome competitor.

And you know, deep down inside, he's a very nice person.

And that's what I enjoyed about him.

I really like James a lot as a person.

As a player, he was so dangerous.

You gotta get those strong players out.

James was evicted tonight in a three to one vote.

It was the break-up of the Legion of Doom.

I never really trusted James.

He's a great game player, and I had to get rid of him

before he got rid of me.

- Good luck, everyone. - You're a great player, James.

You're a class act, buddy.

[clapping]

We'll miss you, dude! - Later, James.

We'll miss you, man.

I love you, James.

James should have not left.

He was a person that I knew I can completely trust and feel

confident in, and he left.

The stakes are very high right now.

And I think everyone realizes that a great player just left

and our moment could come next.

James definitely turned his back on me first.

I didn't have a problem sending him home

after I knew that he tried to get George to backdoor me.

All right, Janelle, the whole house wants you out.

James, too?

James, too.

What a weasel.

He's just done so many shady things.

James took that pretty well. I was surprised.

- He did a good job. - He did.

He went out like a champion.

I felt really bad.

I know everyone's super bummed out at the last three

evictions, and I kind of was responsible, at least in part,

if not fully, for all those.

So--

I want people to remember that I was responsible for evicting

the jury.

That way, if they get that chance,

maybe they'll take me with them to the finals.

It's something I did in season two.

I did pretty efficiently then.

Maybe I can incorporate some of that this year.

OK, fine.

All three of them, I was pretty much credit or blame.

But I had a lot to do with all of them.

James is a heck of a player.

And the reason he got those votes

is, people were afraid of him.

I don't think anyone can really blame anyone.

I don't blame you guys.

I know Will had to do what's best for him.

It's something I'm not happy with.

I was not happy with the decision either.

I'm just letting you guys know I'm not happy.

I know.

OK?

I honestly was sitting there and I

thought to myself, if it comes back to two, what would I do?

Why did Janelle vote for him?

I choose to evict James.

I don't know.

That doesn't sit well with me.

Me either.

It doesn't make sense.

And he's going to the Jury House and he's going to know.

Why would she not vote for James

Will basically admitted that he had

a hand of getting rid of James.

I tried and I kept saying--

I said it was minutes before and Will just wouldn't listen.

At the end of the day, he just said--

I didn't have a vote.

And I think that Will's vote is going to somehow represent me.

And in that case it doesn't.

Danielle needs a friend.

I'm playing the good cop.

Will's the bad cop.

And she needs to feel like one of the people

from Chilltown who just bounced her main ally

didn't want it to happen.

We have to regain control of her and have her allegiance

until it's time for her to go.

This game is crazy.

I don't know how you did this the first time.

I was on to something-- get out quick--

Mm-hmm.

It gets even worse.

It's not worth it.

It's not worth it.

Will, Will, Will, Will, Will, Will.

Will's a*s is lying.

JULIE: The correct answer is false.

Congratulations, Erika.

[screams]

JULIE: You're the new Head of Household.

I won HOH!

I'm in the final five "Big Brother--

All-Stars."

Who would have thunk it?

Will, another one, dog!

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

I was really happy when Erika won HOH.

I can't believe she won.

I was so happy.

And she whispered to me-- she goes, you're safe.

And that's-- I felt good.

I don't get it.

I didn't know any of them.

They were all hard.

Erika was the worst possible scenario for me to win HOH.

I was hoping that Will or Danielle would win it.

Erika wants me out of the house.

Will last another each HOH.

Do you realize I have now lost HOHs in a row?

The person I really wanted to win

was either Erika or Janelle.

Will threw yet another competition

in brilliant fashion.

And I think it's going to work out well for us.

[music playing]

What?

Yeah, right.

Yeah, right.

I would be shocked if Erika didn't nominate me.

I nominated her twice, and she's got to get me out of the house

because I win everything.

[WHISPERING] Really?

[WHISPERING] I think so.

We're trying to devise a plan that maybe we can save

all of Chilltown and myself.

It's going to be pretty tough, though.

There's not a lot of people left in the house.

Why?

It doesn't matter.

He told me to go and be nice to Erika.

But I have a problem being fake to people.

So I don't know if that's going to work.

This week, Chilltown pretty much has the same strategy

we always have--

keep our fingers crossed, hope for the best,

and backstab as many people as we can.

Hey, E. Boogie says we're going to play Texas Hold 'Em.

- OK, I wanna play. - What are you guys playing?

Poker.

You want to play?

Yes?

OK, well, I'll get the M&Ms.

Everybody in the house is either a poker fan

or wants to learn.

So some of us who are poker experts decided to teach them.

OK, here's the key.

Green is .

Orange is .

We were using M&Ms to denote money,

which is pretty simple to us, but it's really

cruel to Chicken George, because he's not allowed to eat them.

OK.

One yellow.

I'm in.

Keep on betting? Why?

All right. That gives you a straight.

Check.

Check.

So what's check mean?

You don't have to put anything to stay in.

Why? I wanted to bet.

[laughs]

Damn, girl.

You're probably a shark at cards, too.

[laughs]

Janelle's like, where's my money?

Call.

Call it.

Call it.

What do you got?

Oh!

Booyakasha like a beast!

- What did she have? - Full house.

Full house.

That's the first time she said she ever played cards,

and she's just cleaning us out.

That girl, I am taking to Las Vegas--

[laughs] --because she is one lucky girl.

All right. Let's do it.

Let's do it.

I want these M&Ms.

Are you ready?

I'm ready.

- We got a fold. - All right.

Doctor? - Dr. Fold.

Oh, yeah!

Yeah!

Sorry.

Higher hearts.

They're mine.

And I kept you around.

Booyakasha.

She's got the full house.

Yay!

I'm so good at poker.

What else is new?

I got that on the river, too.

He would have beat me.

Now she's talking card talk, too.

Everyone was just annoyed because they

say I always win everything.

[laughs]

Three yellows.

Eh, fold.

So it doesn't matter what I have.

I won, right?

Cool!

Because I was bluffing!

Mike Boogie is a big gambler.

He likens himself to be a professional poker player.

Well, he kind of got dropped on his head

when Janelle all of a sudden started whooping a*s.

Yeah, that was fun.

Let's do it again tomorrow night.

[music playing]

Who wants to come see my HOH room?

Let's go!

[clapping]

Here we go!

Oh!

Oh, my god! - Oh, wow.

Oh, my god.

Yeah, E!

I like it.

[gasps]

It was so awesome to walk into my own HOH room.

It was very floral.

I saw pictures of my family and my dogs my best friend Erica.

Hi, Erica, I miss you.

It's a very soothing room.

Are you familiar with the expression, you can't

get enough of a good thing?

That's not necessarily true.

Because I've had enough flowers.

It looked like a florist had an epileptic seizure.

There were flowers everywhere.

Allison was chunky monkey, huh?

That's probably why she worked out

hours a day when she was here.

This poor guy-- what-- put the--

they won't even let the Asian guy in the picture.

He should be saying, gee, I'm not in the picture

I'm no Brad Pitt, but the season four cast photo

looked like a bunch of beasts.

Who's this chick?

Is that a -year-old?

That's Michelle, the -year-old virgin.

I can tell why she's a virgin.

I mean, that's an ugly group of people.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh.

[whines] Homemade chocolate chip cookies!

Look at George's face.

Those look good.

Homemade chocolate chip!

Poor Chicken George.

Erika's mom had to send homemade chocolate chip cookies.

George looked like he was going to eat

the Ziploc bag as well as the cookies

and take a penalty nomination.

Homemade chocolate chip cookies!

[whines]

Bye, guys.

- Bye. - Congrats, Erika.

Cool room.

Congratulations!

Thank you.

Here we are.

[clapping]

[laughs]

I still want to know why she voted against James.

It's driving me nuts.

Why?

I just need to know.

Well, you know what?

She-- she lied to them.

Janelle voted to evict James, and we

didn't quite understand why.

Maybe she has a deal with Chilltown.

Maybe she has a deal with Chicken George.

I don't-- you know.

Everyone has a deal with everyone in this house.

So who knows?

Will was sitting on the couch, and he said,

look, the reason why James is gone is because of me.

Why would he take that responsibility unless he had

something working with Janelle?

Maybe he just wants--

I don't know.

And it makes sense to me.

She probably thinks she's still aligned with Will.

Why would she not give him a vote when she won't get

his vote in sequester after she told him

she was going to vote for him?

See, that's stupid.

What's up with that, Janelle?

And then I'm thinking, did Will work on you, too,

for you not to vote for James?

What is going on here?

Maybe Will said it was doing because he

got her to vote out James.

Ex-- that's what I'm trying to say.

Yeah.

Kiss Will goodbye--

[blows a kiss] --because I'm getting rid of him as soon as I

can.

He has to go.

Well, god, he's got some control over her.

[music playing]

ALL: [CHANTING] Chicken George!

Chicken George!

Chicken George!

Chicken George!

Chicken George!

Chicken George!

Chicken George!

Chicken George!

Chicken George!

Chicken George!

Every few years, an amazing sporting event occurs.

It's not the World Cup.

It's not the Olympics.

We want to see the world's best belly flop champ.

ALL: [CHANTING] Chicken George! Chicken George!

Chicken George!

Chicken George!

Chicken George!

[spring boings]

[cheering]

You can't touch the guy.

I mean, he's got the girth.

He's got the worth.

That's his saying. That's his motto.

It's his credo.

[cheering]

[spring boings]

[cheering]

Chicken George!

Chicken George!

ALL: [CHANTING] Chicken George!

Chicken George!

Chicken George!

[cheering]

He looks really funny when he runs,

because he puffs his stomach out like this,

and then he runs with his arms out like this.

[cheering]

Yeah!

[music playing]

Mm-mm.

James's eviction-- my hurt is now anger.

I'm acting calm.

I'm acting cool.

But I'm really pissed off.

First of all, let me just say, I know you aren't

feeling comfortable with it.

So I'm not going to hold that against you.

So I'm just letting you know that.

Well, I mean--

You don't have to explain it to me.

This is the thing.

I am truly sorry that I voted James out.

I'm not apologizing for voting him out.

Because I do feel, from all the information

I gathered, that he was going to come to me.

But I apologize to you because he was your friend.

- Right. - Like, I'm not sorry he left.

- No, it was game. - I don't want to pretend that.

- No, no. - That was game.

It's game.

Of the Legion of Doom, he was going to come after me first.

And I was going to come after him first.

And if Janelle won the next HOH--

I feel you.

--she was putting Boogie and I up.

Janelle is a machine.

She's good at this.

And she's going to ruin my life if I don't get her out of here.

End of the day, I am sorry he left,

and I'm sorry for your loss as a friend.

It's a game.

But it's a game.

Danielle is a consummate professional in this game.

Although she was probably infuriated at me for kicking

James out, she smiled.

She told me it was cool.

She told me it was all good.

And she said that we're just going

to continue playing this game.

I'm afraid that what she meant is,

I'm going to start kicking your butt in this game.

If Janelle wins the next HOH, I'm leaving.

There's nothing I can do about that.

But I don't want James to aid and abet her cause.

But I'm telling you, he had your back.

They scumbagged him.

He had their back.

I am just so mad.

It's just like, I am going to take great pleasure

sending Will home.

[music playing]

Hi, Will.

Hi.

I want to talk to you.

[LAUGHING] I'm not here to talk.

- Come here. - [LAUGHING] No way.

No way. No way.

- Yeah. - I'm serious.

No way. - I won't do anything.

I promise. - All right.

Tell me a secret.

Flirting with Will is kind of fun.

And it gives me something to do in the house.

Wann play alligator?

[LAUGHING] No!

Stop!

You have to stop.

You know what?

Flirting makes you feel good.

Not fair!

I just enjoy toying with Will.

He's so fun.

No, seriously. No.

Stop.

Seriously, stop.

Will!

He always goes, stop, stop, and you know he wants it.

She has a crush on me.

No, I don't, Will.

A little bit.

- No, I don't. - A lot?

No, not a lot.

None?

You have a crush on me.

That's not true.

Liar.

I'm not impressed with you, Will.

I don't like you.

I'm not in love with you.

Get over it.

So let me get out of the hot tub.

I want you to keep me company.

On a scale of one to two--

Oh, my god.

I'll hit you so hard.

--I give her a solid one.

[laughs] Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

I hate you, Will.

When you say "hate," do you mean--

- No, I don't. - --"love?"

No!

I don't love you, Will!

Well, I might have, like, a small crush on him--

but very, very, very small.

I think what happened is, you had so much hatred,

it went full circle and it turned into love.

Not for you, Will Kirby.

If I was the last boy on Earth,

and the future of civilization depended upon our procreation,

you wouldn't like me?

I wouldn't like you, but I'd still have sex with you.

Yeah, you would!

[doorbell rings]

[music playing]

Now I'm ringing the doorbell.

Hi, baby!

You want some alone time?

No, I want you time.

It's awesome!

Hi!

Hello, HOH!

[kissing sounds]

What are we-- wait.

What are we doing with Will?

What do you mean--

Will and Janelle?

Well, Janelle obviously has to go.

Yeah, clearly.

And Will's going up.

You won't put Danielle up?

Don't we-- all right, Boogie, don't we

want to send Will to the jury?

Wouldn't we rather send--

Not now.

[laughs] I mean, if you're doing that,

you're committing in one direction.

That's-- - I know.

Well, that's why we have to talk.

Let's talk. - I mean--

Let's talk.

I mean, you have to think of Will as an individual here.

I mean, he's going to be like, I thought were rolling.

What's up?

Right, right, right.

You said--

--sending Will to the jury.

Yeah.

I just didn't intend for it to be this early.

I still need some protection.

Well, is your allegiance to him or is it to me?

I don't--

Mike, my allegiance is to you.

And I keep saying that.

And I'm like--

I feel like you're like, my allegiance is to Will.

If you said pick one person?

Mm-hmm.

I mean, I'm happy sending Will to the jury.

I am.

I just don't want to do it now.

She was under the impression that Will

would take one for the team and leave the house.

And I was like--

[imitates rewinding] --put the brakes on that one, sweetheart.

We need to talk about putting Danielle in there.

Danielle's, like, been aggravating,

the way she just runs to the power every time, you know?

I mean, I know you guys are tight, but she's--

What?

I know what her objective is.

Yeah.

She's just so dangerous.

Like, she's just.

I know.

Like--

But we have to keep her in the circle for now.

Obviously, my allegiance is to Will.

And I want to get to the finals with Will.

But I also have to make Erika think that there's

a chance that I will bring her.

[music playing]

Hey, everyone!

Yeah!

It's time for the food competition!

Everyone go change into your costumes

and meet me at the back door.

[cheering]

Now, we have a costume!

Awesome!

Will and I got in bees costumes.

The material was kind of like a foamy nature.

Look at Chicken George!

[laughs] I'm not the dumbest looking one!

George-- he was a fat sunflower.

Chicken George looks like a new g*y superhero.

Erika looked a little better filling out that costume.

And Danielle and Janelle made for some hot-a*s birds.

I'll tell you that.

Chicken George's leaves not a lot to the imagination.

[laughs]

I put my bee costume on and I realized,

my career is probably over.

There goes my medical career.

Nonetheless, I knew food was on the line.

I'd better bring my A game.

Here we go!

[cheering]

Doctor?

Oh, my god.

[inaudible]

[laughs]

Oh!

Oh!

Wow.

We go outside and it was, like, a garden.

It was, like, ah.

Oh, big flowers!

Trees!

Oh-- is that a pool of something?

They gonna make us jump in that.

Deceit, betrayal, and hatred often lurk in the shadows

of the "Big Brother" house.

Yuck.

[buzzes]

Bad, bad, bad.

But today, peace, life, and love will unite us all.

By working harmoniously together,

we can make our world a better place.

Ooh.

The birds and the bees must pollinate the flowers

and fill the nectar collectors.

The birds and the bees will need to fly over the giant sunflower

and dunk their bodies into the nectar pool.

Once our suits are dripping with nectar,

you'll need to fly over the flowers

and squeeze out the nectar by rubbing

it against the flower stem.

The nectar will fall into the flowers

and be collected into the containers below.

The containers sit on a movable turntable.

By spinning the turntable, we can control

which container the nectar falls into

and which food and luxuries we earn.

It was my th day on the slop,

and I really needed the slop pass, like really bad.

At the end of the time limit, whichever

containers are filled above the line are prizes we'll earn.

Together, we can make the "Big Brother" house a more

beautiful and peaceful place.

Ah.

Flowers, take your positions.

Birds and bees, let the love fest begin!

Go, go go, go, go!

[screams]

Here's how the game works.

The bees and the birds have to absorb

as much nectar as possible.

And then we deliver it the flowers,

where the flower helpers take that nectar

and squeeze it down into the flower itself.

And then it's funneled off into tubs.

Each tub corresponds to a food group or a luxury prize.

Go!

The tricky thing here was, we have a group of people

that all have different priorities.

Some people really want beer and wine.

Chicken George really wanted the slop pass for himself.

Will was fiending for the trampoline.

So we had to sort of prioritize on the fly.

Hurry up, Doc!

Doc! Come on!

Come on!

Hurry up, Doctor!

Come on, Doc! Lay down!

Lay down!

Lay down!

Heads up!

Get up, Doc! Get up!

Get up! Get up!

Get up! Over!

Over! Over!

Boogie back!

The hardest part of the competition

was having Chicken George jump on top

of you, belly flop style, to try to wring out the nectar.

Chicken George has lost pounds,

but, unfortunately, he's got about more to go.

OK, here we go.

[inaudible]

I glanced over.

I wanted to see what the girls' strategy was.

Well, as far as I could tell, it was to make a hot movie.

[sexy music playing]

[record scratches]

[music playing]

Come on, Dr. Delicious!

[grunts]

Chicken George hasn't eaten in nearly a month,

and was a little too aggressive in this competition,

if you know what I'm saying. - Turn it!

Go, Doctor! Go!

Get back!

Go!

George jumped on me.

It was really uncomfortable, because, you know,

he's almost pounds.

Ready, Janey?

Yeah!

I looked over at the other flower, and at that point,

I said, thank god I'm over here.

[screams]

Come on!

Who's got some stuff!

It's full!

It's full!

- Spin it! - All right, spin it!

Spin it!

Spin it!

I think I got on top of Boogie at one point.

I'm just on top jumping up and down on him.

I-- god.

My mom is going to be dying.

[interposing voices]

Christmas-- we need that one!

Get the Christmas!

Christmas in August!

Christmas isn't gonna happen!

Trampoline!

Christmas can happen!

[interposing voices]

Jump on him!

I'm trying!

I'm trying!

One more run!

One more run!

You got it! You got it!

You got it!

You got it!

[buzzer sounds]

Oh, my god.

I k*lled myself.

Now that we've spread our seed and pollinated the backyard,

let's find out what we've earned.

So did we lose the red room to earn meat and fish this week?

[bell dings]

Did we earn desserts and dairy?

[buzzer sounds]

Bummer.

We didn't fill the bucket for desserts and dairy.

I love M&Ms and ice cream, so I'm going to be

kind of bummed out this week.

Did we earn breads and cereal?

[buzzer sounds]

Bummer.

If we go on slop for a day, will we get a trampoline?

I really wanted a trampoline.

So I kind of encouraged the house to go on slop for one

day so we could get the trampoline.

[bell dings]

[cheering]

Trampoline!

Trampoline!

If we go on slop for a day, will

there be Christmas in August?

[bell dings]

[cheering]

My favorite one that we had one

was the Christmas in August.

I really love Christmas and presents.

I'd like to go skiing in Switzerland.

I would like a trip to St. Martin or St. Barts--

a portable DVD player--

engraved, of course.

I would also like a cash prize--

anything over $, will do.

Do we get to choose between veggies or a slop pass?

- Oh. - Yeah, veggies!

Yes.

[bell dings]

[cheering]

All right, guys.

What do we choose--

veggies or a slop pass?

Let's think about this.

OK, huddle.

Hey, guys can I have the slop pass?

Huddle, huddle, huddle.

- Get veggies! - Veggies, for sure.

[interposing voices]

Totally, let's get veggies. [interposing voices]

I like veggies.

I'm all about the veggies.

All right, guys, what do we choose--

veggies or a slop pass?

No!

No!

ALL: Slop pass!

[cheering]

The houseguests decided that George

gets a one-week pass to eat.

It was like, oh, yes!

I get to eat again!

Do we get to choose between fruits for the week

or a five-star dinner?

[bell dings]

[cheering]

[inaudible]

We choose the five-star dinner.

Do we get alcohol in exchange for giving up the pool table?

[bell dings]

[cheering]

The only thing we can really eat this week is meat and beer.

It's kind of like the Atkins diet for alcoholics.

[cheering]

We're going to be drunk and skinny.

And that might not be a bad thing.

ALL: [CHANTING] Chicken George!

Chicken George!

[cheering]

[music playing]

There's no way she's not nominating Janelle.

You have to say look, Erika, there's

something I can only discuss with you

but you can't discuss it with Will.

But I think Danielle's the bigger threat.

And the way that, you know, Will thinks of playing this game is,

get rid of your bigger threat while you can.

Because the time's winding down fast.

And Danielle is going to flip on you real quick.

Mike Boogie and I had a quick conversation.

And I said, you better become Lance "Show-mance"

at about : PM tonight.

See, he needs to get up in that HOH room

and get Erika influenced, if you know what I mean.

See the thing is, she'll never think of Danielle as a bigger

target than Janelle.

Let her do her nominations.

Let us do our magic in the POV.

OK, but make sure we don't get nominated, dude.

We're not.

Are you sure?

She thinks she's in Chilltown, dude.

I'm telling you.

The only thing-- the only thing I'm worried about is, she says,

I gotta put Will up as the pawn.

But I'm just going to say the last three pawns have left.

Yeah.

No way.

Janelle's going up.

I'm just making sure us two aren't the other two names.

Fine.

Am I really putting my future in Mike

Boogie's love-making ability?

This might not be pretty.

You've gotta work that this time.

I'll work it.

Don't worry.

[music playing]

I've thinking about this for a long time.

And well, this is your chance to have

a relationship with the heartbreaker

from "Big Brother All-Stars."

Man, I don't know why you're so afraid of me.

I won't bite-- hard.

As if Janelle wasn't enough of a handful for him,

Will decided to make love to the camera in the backyard.

You know I love you.

And I don't mean a little love.

I mean a whole [inaudible].

I'm not going to break your heart.

I love you.

At first blush, you think I'm making

sweet, sweet love to a camera.

But I'm not.

It's to you, America.

[twinkling]

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I'd put the U and the I

together.

You want a little kiss?

Give me a kiss.

Come here.

Give me a kiss.

You do not know what the doctor's doing.

I guess it'd probably be pretty hard to resist.

But he is a very charming individual.

And if he's not talking to you, he'll

talk to anything that he can.

Will you give me a kiss? Come here.

Come here.

Stop being shy.

Stop it.

No one's looking.

You're naughty.

You're naughty.

Give me a little kiss.

No relationship is perfect.

But my relationship with that camera

is as perfect as one can be.

Hey.

You wanna rub my shoulder a little bit?

Rub 'em.

Oh.

Wait.

Where are you going?

Whoa, whoa!

You're not going anywhere yet.

Not yet. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey. What?

What are you doing?

Come on, baby.

Stop!

She was playing a little hard-to-get.

And a man's got to do what a man's got to do.

It's not you.

It's me.

I just can't be in this relationship anymore.

And I think that we need to take some time off.

I'm sorry.

[music playing]

Just kidding. I love you and I miss you.

Please take me back.

Please.

I love you.

[music playing]

Nominations are today.

The person I feel the most sorry for in this house,

believe it or not, is Janelle.

People are just constantly yelling at her

and just, like-- god, she's gotta make her own decisions.

Janelle's coming right after me, but at least

she's admitting it.

Whereas Danielle is trying to get

other people to slowly do her work until she

just shows up at the finals.

I would rather--

I mean, at the end of the day, in a perfect world,

I'd rather get rid of, ideally, Danielle first, then Janelle.

Erika and I were in the HOH room,

and I was just planting some seeds.

Maybe we should start considering

the possibility of possibly considering

getting rid of Danielle.

The weirdest thing is, Danielle can flip her emotions on

and off, and she will do what she can do to win

this money for her family--

Absolutely, she will.

--and to redeem what happened to her last time.

Absolutely.

And I feel like she will change what she has

to do to get rid of anybody.

That's why she's so shady.

If she wins the next HOH, I'm afraid she's

going to mess-- mix things up.

She can come right after you.

She won't.

She won't come after me.

I don't know .

She's a straight sh**ter.

Well, yes and no.

I mean, what she does is, she does wordplay

so that she can be like, I never told you that.

I told you this.

If Danielle makes it in the final two,

she's going to win this.

I know.

Danielle probably want to get rid of me next.

Yep.

Because I'm the closest to winning.

This is the irony of this game.

You can beat Janelle in the finals.

You can't beat Danielle in the finals.

Your closest ally could be your biggest competition.

We both agree that, you know, Danielle

is probably the biggest threat, at this point, to win the game.

She's a huge threat.

You know, what can you do?

Do the best you can.

[music playing]

I think that I will most definitely be nominated today,

again.

The entire house has been trying to get rid of me for weeks now.

But like, I just haven't died yet.

[chuckles]

My gut feeling is that maybe I'm

going to be able to dodge another b*llet

during nominations today.

Lance "Show-mance," i.e.

Mike Boogie, spent the night in the HOH with Erika.

And I'm hoping he kind of made some magic happen--

not that kind of magic.

I'm just hoping he kept me from getting nominated.

There is no chance that Erika will nominate me.

She is falling in love with me.

And I have her definitely right where I want her.

I don't see myself going anywhere this week.

It is absolutely so difficult to choose

people for nomination.

It's a huge responsibility, and it's a responsibility that I

take very, very seriously.

I don't know until it happens.

She told me I was safe.

She told me she wasn't going to nominate me.

I think she has bigger fish to fry--

big blond fish, and possibly a fish that has a PhD.

I think I've got an alliance with just about everybody.

But I don't get to go to the meetings.

It is tough to trust people when you are not invited

to their alliance meetings, because you

don't know what they're saying.

I know that when you nominate two people,

one of them could possibly be leaving the house,

which, you know-- the dream of winning the money is over.

So it's something that I'm not taking lightly at all.

Thank you.

All right.

Here we are again--

nomination ceremony.

I lost a lot of sleep last night trying to make this decision.

This was very difficult for me.

I'm an emotional person.

Therefore, I'm an emotional player, I can't, you know,

separate the two, unfortunately.

But I took this decision very, very seriously.

And it's just strategy.

With that said, I'll pull the first key.

Danielle, you are safe.

Thanks, Erika.

You're welcome.

Mike, you're safe.

Will, you are safe.

Obviously, Janelle, I've nominated you

and George for eviction.

Janelle, I just have to say that I was such a huge fan of you

on your show--

a huge fan of the way you play the game.

And therefore, I think you are a huge threat

and a very strong player.

And you know, that's all that it is.

Georgie, I nominated you against Janelle--

strictly strategic.

I think you'd probably be a vote to keep Janelle.

I'm not the strongest player, E?

You're pretty up there, though.

OK, thank you.

I mean, final six--

you're doing pretty good.

The nominations ceremony is adjourned.

I expected to be nominated.

It was probably her best move.

But I have allies in the house.

I have Chilltown that I'm working with.

Not only that, but I plan on winning the Power of Veto

and making a big spectacle of it.

Any time Chilltown isn't nominated, it's a miracle.

I don't know how Mike Boogie did it.

But through his "show-mantical" work, he

got Erika to not nominate us.

Does that fit into my master plan?

Absolutely.

Bottom line-- Erika didn't nominate us.

I'm cool with it.

I'm the -pound pawn again.

[chuckles] That's all I am.

Hey, just think if the pawn makes

it all the way to the end--

[laughs] --and he's the king!

NARRATOR: Who will win the Power of Veto?

And will they use it to save George

or Janelle from eviction?

Find out Tuesday at :, : Central on "Big Brother--

All-Stars."