08x07 - Episode 7

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NARRATOR: Previously on "Big Brother ,"

at the head of household competition,

the diva surprised everyone.

JULIE: Congratulations, Jen.

You are the new head of household.

[dramatic music]

What?

Like seriously?

NARRATOR: And the queen bee stung her biggest threats.

I have nominated you, Danielle,

and you, d*ck, for eviction.

I think 'cause I hang out with Nick more than she does,

it really makes her angry.

NARRATOR: Danielle found comfort in her budding

relationship with Nick.

I've developed feelings for you.

NARRATOR: And he trusted her with a secret.

They said, "We're going to make an alliance.

Are you in?"

I said, yeah.

NARRATOR: Betraying his alliance with Kail, Zach, and Mike.

I don't trust those guys.

I trust you.

NARRATOR: Moments before the veto competition,

Jen threatened Amber.

You intentionally take me out, and you get the veto,

and you take off one of them.

If you do that, then I might put Dustin.

Just get the two nominees out, and we're fine.

NARRATOR: And the house erupted in a firestorm of controversy.

It's not about me.

It's about Amber.

And it sucks what you're doing to her.

And don't look at me with that little smug look on your face.

I should've just thought about--

Nobody wants you here. Why don't you just leave?

I'm really confused on why you are so rude.

I just hate you.

NARRATOR: At the cut throat Christmas veto competition,

d*ck and Danielle fought for survival.

In the end, Santa granted Danielle's Christmas wish.

Congratulations, Danielle.

You are the winner of the power of veto.

NARRATOR: And Jen got a holiday goodie of her own.

Oh, my god!

I wanted this.

You'll have to wear it for the rest of the week.

Look at you, Catwoman.

Way to go Big Brother.

Your punishments blow.

NARRATOR: At the veto meeting, Danielle

had to decide between saving herself and saving her father.

I choose to remove myself from the block.

NARRATOR: And Jen was forced to put another houseguest

on the chopping block.

As my replacement nominee, I choose to nominate Joe.

NARRATOR: Who will be evicted from the Big Brother house?

d*ck or Joe?

Find out tonight when the houseguests

cast their vote to evict live.

It all starts now on "Big Brother ."

[theme music playing]

JULIE: Good evening.

I'm Julie Chen.

Welcome to "Big Brother ."

It's day , and playtime is over

as the self-proclaimed fun nanny has unleashed a reign of terror

on the house.

First, she made her feelings known by nominating estranged

father and daughter, d*ck and Danielle,

for eviction because of their negative energy.

But when Danielle won the golden power of veto

and took herself off the block, Jen seized the opportunity

to put up another person she deemed negative, Joe,

the receptionist from Chicago.

Will Joe be evicted before his ex-boyfriend, Dustin?

Or will d*ck be forced to leave before reconciling

with his daughter, Danielle?

In just a few minutes, the houseguests

will cast their votes live, and either Joe or d*ck will walk

out of the Big Brother house.

Anything can happen.

But first, the explosions of the week are far from over.

Just as things appear to be going one way,

another battle erupted in the house.

It's anyone's guess what is going to happen.

This week, I choose to remove myself from the block.

Jen, as head of household, you now need

to replace your nomination.

As my replacement nominee, I choose to nominate Joe.

It would be the best thing for me in the house,

so we don't get manipulated.

Joe is very unpredictable.

Joe is a big liar.

Joe stirs up every pot.

Joe has a lot of things going for him to go home.

With that said, this meeting is adjourned.

[dramatic music]

When I see that Joe is put on the block and it officially

hits me that Joe has a possibility of going home,

a wave of ecstasy goes-- flushes me from head to toe.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Honestly, I don't really want to see my dad go home

this week.

I'm just glad that I'm not on the block anymore.

The only thing that sucks is having

to vote somebody else out.

Don't worry about it.

It's cool.

Sorry it's you.

Yeah.

I'm confident I'll be here, because absolutely

positively I have formed better personal relationships than Joe

has.

My feeling going against evil d*ck as a nominee is I'm

screwed.

I might be able to get more votes than I see right now.

It's going to be tough.

No worries.

No worries.

[suspenseful music]

OK. I'm sorry.

I feel so-- - It's OK.

Don't, don't, don't--

It's yourself up on the block, and you were the real target.

Even though it seems like you would have had the votes,

you never know exactly what's going to happen.

I'm not one of those weepy, sad rainclouds that sits around

and drags everybody down.

But this isn't going to break me,

and I'm not going to freak out like the women did last week.

And hopefully, that's going to build people's

confidence in voting for me.

Save your own a*s. - Exactly.

Yeah.

[suspenseful music]

I do know that I am kind of a pot stirrer from time to time.

You know what I mean?

Well, I don't even see that.

I mean, like you have never bothered me.

I know.

But I want to stay so bad.

I want to stay so bad.

I want to stay so freaking bad.

If I were to stay around, your vote would mean to me

that you have confidence in me.

This blows.

I don't want to go home at all.

If I can get Kail and Eric and Dustin,

then I can for sure stay.

You know what I mean?

Then there's Zach and Mike, too.

Yeah.

Joe will do anything to save himself,

include tried to take me out.

And I just can't have someone in the house that's

going to try to do that to me.

I think I might actually vote for E.D. to stay.

Goodnight Jessica.

Goodnight Joseph.

[music playing]

Which of the two nominees do you want Eric to get evicted

from the Big Brother house?

All right, America, let's see what you got.

All right.

Joe.

Thank you, America.

Thank you.

This is going to be a slam dunk.

[music playing]

You have made an enormous target on yourself

with your alliance with Mike.

And if you think it's a secret, you guys

are kidding yourself, because you guys are huddled up

all of the time talking game.

[music playing]

Like you are so busted.

My biggest concern with Evil is he will

go after people in my alliance.

Right now, I'm voting for you to stay.

And if I change, I would let you know.

Like if I wasn't going to, I'd tell you.

I'm not worried about being on the block.

I know for a fact that I have, at minimum, six or seven votes

locked up.

[music playing]

Hey, Mike.

We really got to vote Evil out, 'cause there's

no one going to go after him.

Yeah.

To be quite honest, I don't trust Evil.

You, me, Nick.

There's three.

Oh, Zach.

I can-- we'll tell him that us as a group, we want Evil.

And he might-- he might go with us.

There is houseguests voting this week,

and so I need to get five.

So Jen could break a tie.

Maybe Danielle.

If I went to Danielle, and I said,

Danielle, if you really want to experience this experience

to the fullest and really enjoy it without your dad

here and know what it's like to play

this game without that tension, you should vote your dad out.

And she might do that.

Proud of you.

Thanks.

You win two POVs.

You've been on slop two weeks.

I know.

I look at you, and then look at your dad, and I'm like,

you have overcame so much.

Because your dad asked me, Kail, do you think I'm a rotten dad?

So I've been thinking about it, and my answer would be,

Evil, he did something right.

And that would be to leave Danielle with your parents.

Kail is one of the most paranoid people in here

right now.

She is kind of trying to hit my emotional side.

I know what she's doing.

She's campaigning against my dad.

Can I talk to you for just a second?

Yeah.

Time out over here.

Don't-- please don't say that I said anything.

And don't make it obvious.

Work on it tomorrow.

To anybody.

Kail's totally campaigning the entire house against you.

I'm gonna call her out.

Well, don't say I said anything.

And don't do it right now, because then it

will be obvious I told you something, please.

[suspenseful music]

Evil and Danielle are together completely, %.

They're trying everything right now.

How I'm going to react, he wants to know,

he's getting his butt out of here.

You've got to vote Evil out.

You have to.

Kail definitely is freaked out at the fact

that d*ck could still be around.

As far as d*ck and Joe go, I like both of them.

I'm going to make someone unhappy,

so that's just inevitable.

[dramatic music]

So Kail, did anybody find it odd

that you started campaigning to get me out of here?

From what I heard, it wasn't very well received.

Apparently, it didn't matter what I thought anyways.

That's what you told me.

Well--

[dramatic music]

Apparently, since we had an agreement,

and you even told me that you'd be voting for me to stay

when we were in the hammock--

I told you if I changed my mind, I would tell you.

And it hasn't been Thursday.

Why do you full on lie?

I told you, if I changed, I would tell you.

Why do you take pieces of the conversation

and spread it around the house and not

tell them the whole thing?

How could you outright lie like that?

And you're OK with it.

Ta-da.

k*ll show. - Sure.

Here's the camera.

Smile.

Sure.

Whatever. - No.

Tell them the truth.

I don't have to tell you anything.

You don't have to tell them the truth either.

That's fine.

They can make up their own mind.

They will.

A lot of them have.

Good.

Trying to save your own a*s.

Came off as very, very selfish and really stupid,

as well as transparent.

Well, you shouldn't be worried then.

I'm really not.

OK, then why are you having this conversation?

I'm calling [bleep] to you right now.

Fine.

And I'm calling you a liar.

Good.

That you can't be trusted.

Fine.

I'm kinda glad you think I have that big of a voice here.

I had no idea.

No No, I just wanted to know if-- let everybody know

how full of [bleep] you are.

Sounds like you're worried, Evil.

Trust me, baby.

I'm not worried a minute.

You're the one that should be worried.

OK.

Because when Thursday comes around,

I'm going to be gunning for you like you have no idea.

You already were.

You cannot expect me to honor my agreement

with you when you're campaigning to get me out of here.

It just shows how you can't be trusted.

Wow.

Intimidation.

Do we have five right here?

One, two, three, four, five.

I mean, seriously.

Right here is five.

I'm saying it right now.

Jameka, please?

No?

- I'm still on the fence. - You are.

I am. Honestly, I am.

OK.

I'm really torn, because d*ck, he's annoying to live with.

[dramatic music]

JULIE: Coming up, we'll talk to the man

who got between ex-boyfriends Joe and Dustin.

Also ahead, the houseguests cast their votes for eviction live.

But first, let's go to the diary room

to hear what Danielle, Nick, Jessica, Kail, and Dustin

have to say about the nominees.

I don't like how Evil will figure out some negative part

of your personality and broadcast

it and make it the forefront of the whole house.

I can't trust Joe to even fill up a glass of water

without thinking that he could have put a poison in it.

I have a good rapport with d*ck.

We get along really well, and I don't think

there's any smoke being blown.

What he says, you can basically believe in.

I think E.D., he's kind of gross.

He farts and burps all the time.

% of the time when I'm having fun,

it's because of Joe.

I really don't want to lose that fun atmosphere that we

have going in the house.

Joe is very manipulative.

Joe lies to everyone about everything.

I don't really talk to my dad very much at all in this house.

And it still is a very awkward situation.

I know that he'll always have my back,

even if I didn't have his.

There's just something there about Evil

that my gut says he needs to go.

[dramatic music]

JULIE: Welcome back.

It's time to go to the living room

and talk with the houseguests.

Hello, everyone.

Hi, Julie!

JULIE: Danielle, you won the power of veto

for the second week in a row.

But this time, you did use it to save yourself.

How did it feel to leave your dad on the chopping block?

You know, it's kind of a crappy situation.

I think it was worse being on the block next to my dad,

so you got to do what you gotta do.

And you got to make the best out of every situation.

And it worked out for me.

JULIE: Thanks, Danielle.

Amber?

Yeah?

JULIE: Usually people cry when they're up for eviction.

[laughter]

JULIE: But this week, we've been seeing you

cry more than most nominees do.

Why so emotional?

Honestly, I'm just a really from the heart person

and very emotional through all of this.

You build relationships, and you get put on the block,

and you worry about going home.

And-- I don't know.

I've just always been really sensitive my whole life.

And nothing's going to change now, regardless

of what people think of me.

I'm just a crier, and that's that.

[laugher]

JULIE: Thanks, Amber.

All right.

Here's a question for the strong men in the house, Magnus

and Kragnus.

All right.

Between the two of you, which is the one that has seven wives?

That's me.

JULIE: Nick?

Magnus.

JULIE: Oh, Magnus.

And how many wives do you have, Kragnus?

One.

JULIE: One.

Is that wife's name Danielle?

[gasp]

I don't know what you're trying to imply,

but I'll keep that a secret.

JULIE: Oh, the name is a secret.

All right.

I'll let you keep it a secret.

OK.

JULIE: Jen.

What again?

No, I'm just kidding.

JULIE: Love the outfit, because you have definitely

taken the uni out of unitard.

No one could have guessed that you

could find so many ways to wear that one piece of clothing.

All right.

Got to hand it to you.

But ladies, I want to ask the ladies in the house,

is there any chance that this will become a new fashion trend

inside or outside the house?

Jessica?

I mean, what do you think?

You're fashionable.

No, I don't think it will.

JULIE: How would you have worn it?

I think Jen did a great job, and I would have

probably asked her for advice.

So probably the same exact ways.

JULIE: All right.

Well, thanks everybody.

I'll be back later.

Thanks

JULIE: Since entering the Big Brother house,

ex-boyfriends Joe and Dustin have

accused each other of spreading lies and much, much worse.

But what is the real story behind

this volatile relationship?

Did you mention to them that you slept with my best friend

to get back at me?

No, I didn't do it to get back at you.

I really loved Nate.

I loved Nate more than I ever loved you.

Who sleeps with your best friend's ex-boyfriend?

That's awful.

Really.

I mean, I felt awful about it.

But I did it.

And I wasn't in love with Joe.

Joe and I got close while Joe was still dating Dustin.

Dustin has a grab bag of things that Joe did to him.

I destroyed his entire life.

I went through and annihilated all of his friendships.

I've done [bleep] horrible things to this guy.

I think that the other houseguests know

that Joe is not to be trusted.

Somehow, I immaculately conceived gonorrhea.

What?

Oh, my god!

Joe could have got gonorrhea anywhere.

The gonorrhea fiasco was a bad move on Joe's part.

He just wants to make Dustin look like the bad guy,

which is not working.

I need honesty from you, because there's

a good chance I could stay.

I'm really close.

I need your vote, and I'm in.

Joe is digging himself a hole, and Dustin is prevailing.

You voting for me is definitely going

to put yourself out on a limb.

I'm not trying to sugarcoat this.

I'm not trying to manipulate you here.

I'm done with that.

Today is the day I've chosen to be honest with you.

Today is the day that--

it's all I've got.

The way that you've played this game in this house

does reflect the way that you played the game of life.

You have slandered my name, and you have gone the wrong way

to try and earn my trust.

And during the past days in this house,

you have not proven to me that you are worth my vote.

So your manipulation brought you to this point.

I will not be voting to keep you in this house.

[dramatic music]

Before you even sat down in his hammock,

you had your decision made.

And you used me and manipulated me to get

me to open my heart to you.

You've become everything you've despised.

And everything that you even hated about me,

you now embody it.

Congratulations.

JULIE: Coming up, the live vote.

Either Joe or d*ck will be evicted

from the Big Brother house.

But first, let's go to the diary room

to hear what Mike, Amber, Zach, and Jameka

have to say about the nominees.

One of the reasons I'd take d*ck out of the house

is that he does have outbursts.

He does make the setting quite uncomfortable.

I don't believe any of the houseguests,

including myself, would miss that.

I'm a lot more closer to d*ck, so it's harder for me

to see him on the block.

He helped me through last week a lot.

Joe, without a doubt, would be the threat for me.

He's either going to screw me, or I'm going

to have to screw him over.

If one personality would be missed more over the other,

it will definitely be Joe.

d*ck has made it evident where he thinks that he's

not really playing the game.

Although, I catch him all over the place playing the game.

It would be best for me to get rid of E.D. But I'm torn.

I don't have an answer right now.

The only reason to keep Joe in the house right now

is the fact that if he stayed in the house, d*ck would be gone.

JULIE: Welcome back.

Head of household Jen is up in the HOH room.

And let's go talk to her about what some might say

is her favorite topic.

Hi, Jen.

Hi.

JULIE: How are you?

Good.

JULIE: Now, just a reminder, your housemates cannot

hear you, so please feel free to speak openly and honestly, OK?

OK.

JULIE: Now, d*ck has said some pretty nasty things about you,

and you've actually thanked him for his honesty.

How do you really feel about d*ck?

I really feel that he has a lot of similar traits as I do

and that he just has an expl*sive personality.

And my way of dealing with that is just to be smiling, happy,

and to learn from it.

JULIE: You've said that you're not an emotional person,

but there is one thing you have gotten very

emotional about in the house.

You sobbed when you saw your photo on the memory wall.

Why?

It's horrible.

JULIE: No, it's not.

It's the worst picture I've ever seen in my life.

I have three chins, necklines, weird bags under my eyes,

and it's horrible.

JULIE: You're being hard on yourself.

One last question.

Real quick.

You told Danielle that you nominated her

because of her negative energy.

Yet, you admitted to Nick that you were bothered by all

the attention he gives her.

Set the record straight.

Did you originally nominate Danielle out of jealousy?

No, I originally did nominate her

out of her negative attitude.

And she has improved it.

You could tell from tonight, she is

very positive with her answers.

And I think it has helped the whole house.

JULIE: Thank you, Jen.

You can rejoin your housemates downstairs.

Thank you.

JULIE: It's time to begin the live vote and eviction.

Who will be leaving the Big Brother house tonight?

Will it be Joe, Dustin's ex?

Or d*ck, estranged father of Danielle?

Let's return to the living room and talk with the nominees.

Hello, houseguests.

Hey, Julie.

JULIE: Joe, d*ck, in just a few moments,

your housemates will cast their votes live.

Before they do, you have one last chance to plead your case.

And Joe, you're up.

Well, I'd like to say that it's been wonderful getting

to know you guys.

I've really enjoyed this experience a lot.

The time is now to stand up and take action and do something

and show that you're a man or woman of your word

if you're going to be.

This is a very important vote, because you're losing

one great guy or another.

And I hope that you guys follow through with what's been said.

Thank you.

JULIE: Thanks, Joe.

d*ck, what would you like to say?

It's been great getting to know everybody here,

and I look forward to hopefully getting

to know you a little bit more.

I've been so shy and introverted,

I really want you to get to know me a little bit better.

So do what you need to do.

JULIE: Thank you.

All right.

It is now time for the live voting to begin.

The two nominees and current head of household

are not allowed to vote.

However, in the event of a tie, the HOH will break it.

One by one, the rest of you will enter the diary room

and cast your vote.

Dustin, you're up.

Please go to the diary room.

[suspenseful music]

JULIE: Will Joe's ex-boyfriend Dustin get the last laugh?

Let's find out.

Hi, Dustin.

Hi, Julie.

JULIE: Please cast your vote to evict.

I vote to evict Joe.

And that's that.

JULIE: Thanks, Dustin.

Please go back to the living room.

It's been very difficult for Danielle to live in the house

with her father, but he is also her strongest ally.

Will her vote be emotional or strategic?

Hi, Danielle.

Hey, Julie.

JULIE: Please cast your vote to evict.

I vote to evict Joe.

JULIE: Thank you, Danielle.

Thank you.

JULIE: Eric already has orders from you, America,

but we need to have him come to the diary room

so his cover is not blown.

Hi, Eric.

Hey, Julie.

JULIE: Well, we already know that America

told you to evict Joe.

So while the house thinks you're voting,

what do you think of the weather?

Oh, weather's great outside.

And remember, Julie, you can't spell America without Eric.

JULIE: Thank you, Eric.

Have a good one.

JULIE: You too.

Amber has had a special bond with d*ck since the beginning,

so it would be a big surprise if she didn't vote to evict Joe.

Hi, Amber.

Hi.

JULIE: Who do you want to evict.

I vote to evict Joe.

JULIE: Thank you, Amber.

The vote may be four to zero to evict Joe,

but Kail and her crew have been campaigning to get d*ck out.

The rest of the house votes live when we return.

[dramatic music]

JULIE: Welcome back to "Big Brother ."

The houseguests are voting live.

So far, it's four to zero in favor of evicting Joe.

Let's continue the live vote.

Kail has campaigned hard to get d*ck out of the house.

If she votes for him, but he stays,

he'll be out for revenge.

Hi, Kail.

Hi.

JULIE: Please cast your vote to evict.

I vote to evict Evil.

JULIE: Thank you, Kail.

Jameka considers both Joe and d*ck friends,

but now, she has to choose.

Hi, Jameka.

Hi.

JULIE: Please cast your vote to evict.

I vote to evict Joe.

JULIE: Thank you, Jameka.

You're welcome.

JULIE: Mike is Kail's closest ally.

Will they vote the same?

Hello, Mike.

Hello, Julie.

JULIE: Please cast your vote to evict.

I vote to evict Joe.

JULIE: All right.

Thank you very much.

It's official.

With six votes to evict Joe, he is out of the house tonight.

But let's see how the rest of the house feels.

Hi, Nick. - Hello.

JULIE: Who do you want to evict.

I vote to evict Joe.

JULIE: Thank you.

Thank you.

JULIE: Jessica is Joe's bedmate.

Will she stay close to him, or does she

want the whole bed to herself?

Hi, Jessica. - Hi, Julie.

JULIE: Please cast your vote.

I vote to evict Joe.

JULIE: Thank you.

Zach has made it known that he wants Joe out of the house,

but his two strongest allies--

will, one of them at least-- wants d*ck gone.

Will Zach vote with Kail?

I vote to evict Joe.

JULIE: You jumped the g*n, but say it again.

Sorry. JULIE: OK.

Who do you vote to evict?

Julie, I vote to evict Joe.

JULIE: Thank you, Zach.

The results are in, and it's time to reveal

the vote to the houseguests.

All right, houseguests, the votes are in.

Just a reminder, when I reveal the results of the voting,

the evicted houseguest will only have a few moments

to say goodbye, gather his things,

and walk out the front door.

By a vote of nine to one, Joe, you are evicted

from the Big Brother house.

[dramatic music]

It's OK.

Nice to meet you guys.

- Love you, Joe. - Take care.

Congratulations, guys.

Thank you, Kail.

Good luck to you guys.

Bye, Joe.

Take care.

Thanks, Joe.

[music playing]

Hi.

JULIE: Hi, Joe.

You can put your bag down and come on over.

Thank you.

JULIE: Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, as well.

JULIE: Please have a seat.

Thank you.

Sorry.

Yeah, I'm fine.

We're just good friends.

It's already back.

They do that so fast.

I love you.

I love you too, baby.

[inaudible]

No, you're not.

JULIE: Your ex-boyfriend Dustin used

to make fun of how obsessed you were of watching this show.

And now, he's in there.

You're out here.

How does it feel to get outplayed by your ex-boyfriend?

Julie, it absolutely kills me.

It kills me.

JULIE: How did this happen?

It makes me extremely frustrated.

The moment he walked down those stairs,

my entire game got thrown off.

It's hard enough to deal with the whole situation of being

in this house and the game, in addition

to the fact I'm trying to work through emotional situations.

It just really makes it difficult.

I got out strategized.

I just wasn't as focused on the game

as I probably should have been from the beginning.

JULIE: You have admitted that you like to stir things up.

We saw you do it early on by telling Nick that Jen said

you were trying to kiss her. - Right.

JULIE: That whole thing exploded.

You were there with a big smile on your face.

Was it smart to play it that way?

No.

In retrospect, I probably should not

have gone ahead and done that.

In the end, depending upon how it plays out,

Jen wanted me to stay.

Everyone who was connected to Jen wanted me to stay.

So it didn't really hurt me so much.

It got me on the block, but it most definitely

is not the reason that I left.

It seems that everybody kind of has stirred the pot,

but I was more open and direct about stirring the pot.

Other people do it behind other people's backs.

So at least I was open and honest.

JULIE: That's true.

Yeah.

JULIE: You were confused a few days ago, because you seemed

to think that while you were sleeping,

someone came up to you and latched onto your leg.

Yes.

JULIE: Well, we think we can clear it up.

OK.

JULIE: Let's just watch this tape.

Hey, Joe.

It's me, Eric.

And I got some news for you.

I'm the twist in the BB house this year.

That's right.

I'm America's player.

And each week, America is giving me three directives that I need

to complete in the Big Brother house

from getting people evicted to getting

people nominated to crawling into bed

with my fellow houseguests.

[music playing]

Sorry I couldn't tell you earlier.

Guess it wasn't your imagination after all.

In any event, you're a great guy, Joe,

and you're leaving earlier than you should.

Best wishes moving forward, my man.

Oh, wow.

JULIE: That means America voted for you.

Out of all your housemates, you should be the one that Eric

climbed into bed with. What do you think of that twist?

Nice. I'm honored.

Absolutely honored I would say.

JULIE: And fooled. - Yes.

Well, everyone kept saying it was a dream,

and I have these vivid dreams.

But I knew that there was something going on.

JULIE: Well, Joe, in the event that you

were the one voted out, we've got

some goodbye messages for you.

Thank you.

Joe, if you're seeing me right now, you're out of here.

I'm still in.

It was really your own fault. You

made yourself untrustworthy in the eyes of the house.

You deserve to be where you are and see ya.

Joe, you rubbed me the wrong way from the beginning,

and I just needed to get you out.

So no hard feelings.

I campaigned very strongly for you

so much that I probably dug myself a hole.

I tried, and I'm sorry, and I'll miss you.

Hey, bedmate.

If you're sitting there today, then I'm really

sad inside the house right now.

You're the most free spirited, nutty guy I've ever met.

And I love how charismatic you are.

Hi, Joe.

It's Jen.

I hope you're not here, because that means

that my skills on persuading people into not voting you out

suck.

I don't believe that you're the same person that I

met in the summer of .

And I'm sorry that that person is lost somewhere.

What matters most is that you take care of you.

And so I really hope that you take that to heart

and take care of yourself.

JULIE: Why are you laughing?

Because of that face he made.

JULIE: Well, I'm going to ask you

about that tomorrow morning on "The Early Show"

when we continue our conversation.

Thank you so much.

JULIE: Thank you, Joe.

I'll see you then.

And if you have any questions for Joe,

you can ask him live tomorrow at : p.m. eastern, : a.m.

pacific on "Housecalls," the Big Brother talk show, at cbs.com.

Coming up, the head of household competition.

Who has what it takes to be the next HOH?

Stay with us.

Welcome back.

Head of household.

It's the most important position in the Big Brother house.

With it comes power, perks, and a huge responsibility.

Safe from the threat of eviction,

the HOH must put two houseguests on the chopping block.

Some might say this past week in the Big Brother house

has been a bit like high school, so tonight's HOH competition

is called "Getting Schooled."

Who will be the new head of household?

Let's find out.

Houseguests, welcome back to high school.

The power is up for grabs.

Jen, as outgoing head of household,

you are not eligible to compete.

I'll be asking you a series of true/false questions.

The questions will cover classroom subjects

such as history, geography, and math

as they pertain to your time in the Big Brother house.

To answer true, hold up your block

with the T facing forward.

To answer false, face the F forward.

Answer correctly, and you remain in the competition.

Answer incorrectly, and you will be eliminated.

If all of you get a question wrong,

no one will be eliminated in that round.

The last player remaining will be the new head of household.

Everyone understand?

Yes. JULIE: Let's begin.

First question.

Subject is history.

True or false?

After finding out that she was evicted from the Big Brother

house, one of the first things that Carol said

was, quote, "fabulous."

Answers, please.

The correct answer is true.

Sorry, Dustin, you got it wrong.

Please reset and step down.

Join Jen.

Everyone can reset as we move on.

She also said, by the way, I saw that coming.

Next subject is math.

True or false?

In the "Butter Me Up" competition, when you add up

all the butter collected by both the red and blue teams,

the total amount was pounds.

Answers, please.

The correct answer is false.

Jameka, Eric, Zach, and Jessica, the four of you got it wrong.

Everyone can reset as we move on.

By the way, it was really pounds, not .

d*ck, you can reset as we move on to geography.

True or false?

The animal topiaries found in the Big Brother backyard

are based on the famous Garden of Eden sculptures

by Michelangelo.

Answers, please.

The correct answer is false.

Sorry, Kail.

The animal topiaries are the work of Gustavo

Rivera from North Hollywood.

And by the way, there are no such sculptors.

Let's move on.

Everyone can reset.

Kail stepping down.

Time for P.E., houseguests.

True or false?

When Jen won the second HOH competition, she said, quote,

"please don't steal this from me.

I really would be sad."

Answers, please.

The correct answer is false.

Sorry, Amber.

Sorry, Nick.

Jen did make that statement, but it was after she won

the power of veto unitard gift.

Let's re-- Nick, reset before you step down, please.

Everyone can reset.

Let's move down.

And we're down to three of you.

One of you will become the new head of household tonight.

Let's do some math, houseguests.

True or false?

When you add up all the bites of pi taken in the "Name That Pi"

competition, there were more than bites.

Answers, please.

[suspenseful music]

The correct answer is true.

Everyone got it wrong. Let's move on.

You all stay in the game.

Good save.

Let's reset.

Another P.E. question.

True or false?

When Jen won the red unitard in the "Cutthroat Christmas"

competition, she jumped up and down

and exclaimed in these exact words, "Thank you, Santa!"

Answers, please.

Correct answer is false.

You're right.

She jumped up and down and said, "I wanted this!"

Let's move on.

Put down your cubes and get out your board, because we are

going to the tiebreaker round.

Now, as always, the answer will be a number.

The person who comes closest to the correct number

without going over will be the new head of household.

If everyone goes over, the person closest to the number

will win.

From the moment she opened her present in the "Cutthroat

Christmas" competition, how long has Jen had her unitard?

Please round it up to the nearest hour.

So how long has she owned that unitard for?

Give me your answer in closest hours.

Round it out.

I need your answers, houseguests.

[suspenseful music]

Hope you're finishing up, d*ck.

Answers, please.

Let me see, Mike.

Drew it upsidedown, sorry.

JULIE: Then read me your answer.

.

JULIE: , , .

Well, the correct answer is hours.

Congratulations, d*ck.

You are the new head of household.

Jen, pass on the key to the HOH bedroom.

[music playing]

Vindication, baby.

Vindication.

A ratings bonanza, folks.

JULIE: What's in store for the house

now that d*ck is the new HOH?

Stay with us.

[music playing]

JULIE: Who will d*ck nominate for eviction?

Find out Sunday at / central.

Then, Tuesday at / central, will the golden power of veto

save one of the two nominees?

And I'll be back one week from tonight at :

for the next live eviction.

And don't forget, you can now see

Big Brother like never before.

Get an uncensored look on "Big Brother After Dark,"

airing live each night from midnight

to a.m. on Showtime Two.

And to follow the houseguests' every move, log onto cbs.com

and subscribe to the live hour internet feed.

For now, let's eavesdrop on the houseguests.

From outside the Big Brother house, I'm Julie Chen.

Goodnight.

Of course, you get it.

That stupid pen--

That's me in practice.

I was quite careful with it.

That's how I won it last week.

That's how you won this week.

It's just about everyone's what they want or don't want.

Wow.

Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

You know what?

I got a little bit of a headache, because--

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