01x03 - Squirrel Girl Teams Up With Doctor Strange! | Marvel Rising Ultimate Comic: Squirrel Girl

[bunniefuu]

[mugger] This is a holdup, lady.

[woman] No!

-Scream all you want. -[squirrel squeaks]

Look around. There's no people here.

[Squirrel Girl] No, but there are squirrels.

And they'll always protect innocents.

Ow!

[mugger] Were those acorns?

[grunts]

Aah!

The unbeatable Squirrel Girl at your service, ma'am.

As you may have guessed,

I have all the powers of a squirrel

and all the powers of a girl.

And this is my partner, Tippy-Toe.

She's a squirrel with all the powers of a girl

and all the powers of a squirrel.

We fight crime!

Whoa, did that girl just beat up some innocent parkgoers?

Oh, no, not at all.

See, they're the muggers, and I was fighting them

to get this lady's purse back.

Right, ma'am?

It's true. Thank you for helping me,

uh, Furry Vest Teen.

Seriously?

I'm Squirrel Girl.

I just said it.

Man, I knew I needed a theme song.

Folks always remember information

if it's delivered in theme song form.

[squeaking]

-[cell phone vibrates] -Oh, dang.

I'm super late for class.

[school bell rings]

Whew!

Late again, Miss Green.

I'm so sorry. I got held up before class.

Well, a friend of mine did.

That's why I'm late?

Take your seat, Doreen.

Whew.

[Nancy] Crime fighting?

[Doreen] Muggers. They weren't expecting me.

I ate nuts and kicked butts, Nancy.

[Nancy] That's what I like to hear.

Ahem. Now, then,

who here can tell me

how to swap the values of two variables

without using a third variable?

Bitwise or.

What does "DDoS attack" stand for?

[Doreen] Distributed denial of service attack.

-Who can--? -Von Neumann architecture.

Non-deterministic polynomial time.

OSI model layers.

[Nancy] You sure your real superpower

isn't answering questions in computer class, Squirrel Girl--

[Doreen] Nancy, keep your voice down.

It's a secret identity,

not a "blab about it to the whole quad" identity.

-[school bell rings] -[Doreen] I admit

I'm really enjoying the lectures.

Plus, boarding school means we get to live downtown.

That's where crime sometimes happens.

Not all of us have superpowers and a tail

we tuck into our pants, Doreen.

Aw, come on, Nancy.

I know one day we'll discover your superpower.

-And on that day-- -[squirrel squeals]

That's Tippy. She's in danger!

[grunts]

Uh, you're probably wondering

how my roommate did that just now.

I'm pleased to explain that was a Skrull shape-shifter

who obviously just took her form.

Dang it, Doreen.

One day that's not going to work.

[squeaking]

[Squirrel Girl] Tippy! Are you okay?

Don't worry, we're going to kick the butt

of whoever did this to you...

[Ulth-Lah-Throth roars]

Tremble, mortals,

for today, your dimension falls

to Ulth-Lah-Throth, the devourer!

[Squirrel Girl] Okay, yes,

he's clearly insanely bad news.

But what are we going to do, not help people?

Let's eat nuts and kick bu--

Wait, is that Dr. Strange?

Wait, is that a random bystander with a tail?

[Dr. Strange] To safety, civilian.

I will defeat Ulth-Lah-Throth.

I'm not a civilian.

I'm the unbeatable--

Squirrel!

By the bountiful blades of Bromagdon.

Strange! Three o'clock!

[car horn honks]

You are a hero?

Yeah, man! This is going to be great!

My first team-up.

You bring the magic cred, I've got the science knowledge.

Do you think our team name should be "Strange Squirrel"?

Or maybe "Dr. Girl".

[Dr. Strange] Science? I don't understand.

Is your tail mechanical?

No way. I grew this beauty myself.

I meant computer science, you know?

Stay here. And don't do anything foolish.

I mean, I'm not at Tony Stark's level

of self-sufficient AI suit builds yet,

but that's because we've mostly just been studying,

like, network design so far.

Uh, you okay in there?

Only need a moment to focus my spellcraft.

[Squirrel Girl] Why didn't you just say so?

Tippy, remember the computer reading I told you about?

[squeaks]

That's right, layer seven.

[grunts]

Hey, eye-arms.

[Ulth-Lah-Throth] Mortal.

Do you now seek to be the first to perish?

Not hardly!

[Ulth-Lah-Throth roars]

[Ulth-Lah-Throth] I had hoped Earth's people

would be entertaining in their destruction,

but you were nothing but a temporary distraction.

Yeah, that distraction part was by design.

Distributed denial of service attack, you bully.

It's just like with computers:

the average server can handle a few attackers,

but when there are thousands attacking all at once,

they go down!

By the mystic moons of Munnopor,

I send thee back to thy accursed dimension.

This realm shall be safe once more!

[Ulth-Lah-Throth screams]

[squeaks]

Yes!

Doc, that was incredible.

We should definitely do this on the regular.

You know, like partners.

Squirrel Girl,

you should not have involved yourself in this fight.

What? Strange, I just DDoS-ed the interdimensional evil.

And in doing so, you needlessly put yourself

and your woodland friends in mortal danger.

I am the sorcerer supreme, with years of training.

You are a well-meaning high school student

with a furry tail.

Excuse me?

Both those things are awesome.

[Dr. Strange] Continue your studies, noble Squirrel Girl,

and one day we can be allies once more.

Find experience. Find wisdom.

And then, on that day, find me.

That's it? "Find wisdom"?

I already had the wisdom to send the Squirrel Scouts,

you goop-tee-sculpting jerk!

-[squeaks] -Yeah.

I'm not even sure Strange knew what a DDoS was

until we did it.

Whatever. His loss.

Let's get out of here.

[man] Hey, the Rhino's robbing a bank.

Only an animal or possibly science-themed hero

could save us now.

Hey, no reason we can't kick a little butt along the way.