01x01 - Episode 1

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okay I'll come clean with you I'm not in

a good place I'm having a real honest a

goodness crisis of faith faith in myself

faith in the world faith in faith

Wolverine I look at Wolverine and I

wonder

how can he even function knowing he's

the most screwed over person in the

history of the

universe congratulations

Wolverine you are no longer the most

screwed over human in the history of the

entire world

damn it

my first instinct is that I'm going to

get whacked good fell style so sad that

that is my first

thought hi Jessica who the hell are you

the woman who's going to save your

life do you know what sword is it's an

acronym for sentient World observation

and response

Department who doesn't love an acronym

it's a secret counterterrorism and

intelligence agency which deals with

extraterrestrial threats to World

security you think the squirrels rolled

you over you should see what happened to

me and my

people truthfully it was my job and my

job alone to stop what happened to you

from happening it was my fault they got

in under my watch what am I supposed to

do here punch you in the face there are

32 alien races living here on on the

planet Earth all of them are unwelcome

all of them there's an argument that

says even their existence here

dangerously upsets the Natural Balance

of the world but we're here today to

talk about the Scrolls shape shifters

came here to take away our world and

they failed and no they are not all gone

living among us hiding planning looking

for a way home I want you to become an

agent of

Sword I want you to find these aliens

espe these Scrolls and I want you to

stop them from doing whatever they are

doing I'm giving you alien executive

order how the hell would I find them

well you are a private eye so you can do

what you do but this this is a very cool

doohickey you can't buy in any stores

you will be fed Intel as I have it and

off you go to do that which needs to be

done how do I know you're even who you

say you are well ask your Avengers Pals

they know me I'm offering you a chance

to take all that anger and all that pain

and bring it on those who actually

deserve it and maybe not so much on

yourself yeah I know what I'm talking

about in that

department what is it scroll detector

seriously no wouldn't that be nice

though no this this is a very fancy very

schmancy environmental bio scanner it

covers a small radius it can tell if

there's anyone in the vicinity who's not

reading human huh good to have simple to

use but how long would I be doing this

till you say it stops when you want you

stop producing I stop putting money in

your account oh yeah there's money

involved to but we both know this isn't

about money I know you were also asked

to be an Avenger if you do do that

that's fine nothing wrong with that but

this is separate those Avengers of yours

this isn't for them other than Wolverine

they're not going to go down the road

you need to go down to do this job

there's already a name on your phone go

get and don't lose that stuff it's

expensive as all

hell my name's Abigail brand by the way

where am I going one thing about the

world there's all kinds of seedy little

Corners in it but there's only one place

in the world that is the actual seedy

corner of the

world

magor I think I know why they sent me

here first they know I'm ready to k*ll

anyone I can get my hands

on and in this hole the chances of me

hurting anyone who doesn't deserve it

for something are almost

nil I've got money now I could afford a

little fancier place in a better part of

town but I have a feeling this is

exactly the crowd I want to be in

everyone here looks like they're in

Disguise everyone looks like they're up

to

something

room hooker at the bar is ready to k*ll

me she thinks I'm competing

I should take a pill or something I'm

driving myself

insane this bed is disgusting who knows

when I'm sitting in

cies let's just see why I'm here

coru

Kaviti sword thinks he was fourth in

command under the scroll Queen he took

off before the big Central Park

superhero versus scroll battle when Thor

showed up a bunch of Scrolls scattered

her love a coward says here super scroll

has the powers of a bunch of

us so I'm outp powerered I wonder why

they think he she it is

here I could ask

why

do you

think son of

a damn it Jessica thank God I found you

listen and listen carefully your life is

in

danger okay Spider-Man just came

crashing through my hotel room to tell

me my life is in danger I'm serious you

have to get out of this

country except this isn't New York it's

madore this is what we call

bullaka how so you're working for sword

now Wolverine looked into it they've

been completely infiltrated by alien

operatives the whole thing is a joke and

you swung on a web line all the way from

New York City to Southeast Asia to tell

me this no man The Avengers are here

we're all here looking for you come with

me we have a rendevu point thing inama

jig and we'll get out of here Wolverine

thinks he can get a hold of Nick Fury

and we'll try to uncover what's going on

the only problem with your story is

story that you completely

full 12 stories up this is going to

hurt don't you

don't got to watch The Temper a de

suspect

is no

suspected wow I fell out of a

building that really hurt

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