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01x01 - News of Superman

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Superman: Red Son". Aired: June 1, 2009.*
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In the 1950s, the Soviet Union reveals that its newest asset is Superman. The sudden revelation causes panic in the United States, shifting the focus of the Cold w*r arms race from nuclear weapons to superhumans.

01x01 - News of Superman

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[Music]

in the middle of the 20th century the

telephones started ringing all across

America as rumors of my existence

started circulating even in those dim

and distant days I could hear the insect

Buzz of a million conversations from

California to Metropolis and Back Again

an entire continent was waking up to

realize that their lives were soon to

change

[Music]

forever Lois Lane h i mean Luther Lois

Luther ah don't be such a jerk Chief

it's 6:00 a.m. and some of us have

social lives

no we haven't heard the radio what's

happened who knows sweetheart because

Washington just called and promised us

the story of the century what's the

inside scoop well between you and me kid

rumor has it the Soviets just developed

a brand new kind of super weapon my

fellow Americans the Soviet authorities

released to the world secret government

pictures of a costumed individual more

effective than our hydrogen b*mb an

alien Superman committed to communist

IDE deals whose very existence threatens

to alter our position as a world

superpower forever Great Caesar's ghost

Superman spotted in Denver Superman

cited in Nebraska Superman seen hovering

over a field in Arkansas what the hell's

going on here Lois it's like the whole

damn country seeing red capes under

their beds Pentagon just confirmed three

more superpowers Chief strength speed

and flight receptionist also added super

breath when I offered her 20 bucks super

breath breath what in God's name is

super breath is everybody on this planet

going nuts that's absolutely correct sir

I was just coming off duty when I saw a

human-shaped figure zip past me and then

I heard laughing up there in the clouds

rumor has it his bosses back in Moscow

are pushing for a full-blown invasion in

a matter of weeks

now look up in the sky it's a bird it's

a plane it's Superman Superman strange

visitor from another world who can

change the course of Might Rivers Ben

Steel in his bare hands and who as the

champion of the common worker fights a

NeverEnding battle for Stalin socialism

and the international expansion of the

Warsaw Pact Superman Pride of the Soviet

state symbol of our military might a

give me a break who writes this stuff

let our enemies beware there is only one

super power now the feds the Army and

the CIA are all officially obsolete boys

and girls call St labs and get me Dr Lex

Luthor on the phone the Cold w*r just

evolved into a whole new animal