01x19 - Hal Jordan and Wonder Woman

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surrendering that level of power to

someone else sounds remarkably out of

character for you Chief why didn't you

just hang on to the ring for

yourself because the stupid little

trinkets power by honesty and willpower

I'm sorry to say that said it didn't

take long to find some noble idiot with

the necessary qualifications do you

remember how Jordan the name rings a

bell wasn't he some kind of pilot only

one of the most decorated pilots in

military

history you probably read the story

about his plane going down in Malaysia

back in 1983 when we were still trying

to drive the Communists out of the South

Pacific he was captured by the enemy

tortured every day and fed on a diet of

insects until he dropped to a skeletal

90 lb any normal man would have lost his

mind or died in the conditions Jordan

endured but he lasted 4 years like this

and it was all thanks to his incredible

willpower under the correct

circumstances I really believe that

Colonel Jordan has what it takes to

bring Superman down by himself Jimmy but

Jordan's only one of several surprises

I've got up the sleeve of my $10,000

threepiece in in Brightest Day in

Blackest Night no evil shall Escape my

sight let those who worship Evil's bew

my

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power I can see now why your secretary

of state calls the mcira Paradise Island

your highness if the absence of men

means the world can be this perfect

perhaps it's time we ban them from

Metropolis too but surely there are some

things you miss out there after all you

and Superman were something of an item

when you wore your high heels and called

yourself Wonder Woman Superman had a

clearness in his eyes which I thought

separated him from the rest of his

gender but the truth is that he's just

as dangerous and power obsessed as any

other male a fact I regret that I

learned to my cost some years ago he's a

very charismatic individual and his a

parent sincerity fooled me for a long

time if you've ever met him in the flesh

you'll

understand how his skin almost crackles

oh I understand perfectly your highness

in fact if I wasn't so happily married

I'd almost find him attractive

myself I've often wondered why a woman

of your character Remains by the side of

that hairless macki AI Mrs luor it's

quite clear that the only reason he even

ran for president was to create a more

effective platform from which he might

ultimately destroy

Superman then the end justifies the

means for all we know Roosevelt only ran

for office because he liked skitting

around the White House in a wheelchair

but he still beat Hitler right why did

you come here Mrs Luthor to make sure

Lex has your support when he launches

his big attack on Superman inside the

next 24 hours

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