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17x05 - Episode 5

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A group of contestants known as "HouseGuests" live together in a specially constructed house that is isolated from the outside world for a cash prize of $500,000 (or $750,000 in the 23rd season onwards).

17x05 - Episode 5

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Julie: who is secretly playing the game with their

Twin?

Who will be the first houseguest to be evicted?

And which two houseguests will rise to power?

Find out all of the answers tonight.

Plus, kathy griffin joins me live for the next "big brother"

Takeover.

Welcome to "big brother"!

Captioning funded by cbs announcer: previously on "big

Brother": after jackie and steve lost the battle of the

Block -- I still need to do everything

In my obey personal power to make sure I win the veto to so I

Can save myself.

James remained as sole power as head of household.

And his sites were set on a big target.

I'm locking in on a point buck and it's looking good.

Numbers on his side.

We have jace and aubry and I want to get jace out of here.

James recruited meg and clay into his alliance.

Austin warned jace he could be in trouble.

So they formed an alliance with james and audrey.

It's like us -- I got your back.

Jace had no idea he was being played.

Basically right now we just need to tell him whatever it is

He wants.

After da'vonne and chai had a below up.

I thought we were chose.

I thought so too.

Audrey tried to control the situation.

Don't apologize.

She started crying.

Announcer: but it to more harm than good.

I'm irritated with audrey.

He's trying to manipulate me right now and you're trying to

Be the puppet master.

As the first veto competition of the summer, steve picks

Something golden.

I bon the veto.

I'm stoked and that means I'm not going to be the first person

Out of the game.

Bored about alliance, after this between day and clay I feel

Like it's important to start aligning with the truth.

Audrey went rogue and pulled in new members.

I guess you're going to pick and choose and do what you want

Gliesmtion question her motives.

I'm having second thoughts about audrey.

Who do you think is head of household.

At the veto meeting -- I decided to use the power of

Veto to save myself.

Announcer: james stuck to his g*ns.

Jace, I'm sorry, man.

Tonight, will jackie stay in the big brother house be shorter

Than a race around the world or will the skater parley out of

The front door.

And kathy griffin returns to begin her bb takeover.

All of this live right now on "big brother"!

[ Applause ]

Julie: good evening.

I'm julie chen.

Welcome to "big brother."

It's been a week one like we have never seen before.

Everyone is playing the game hard.

But are they playing the game a little too hard?

We will soon find out.

But first, the plan to back door jace has been in place since day

One.

But would alliances fracture his ultimate faith, it's still in

Question.

I feel really good about my nomination.

I put up a big player.

I made a big move.

And I'm not scared to get blood on my hands.

That's what I'm here for.

Even though I'm on the block, things are going great.

Jace is a bigger target than I will ever be so my plan for the

Rest of the week is to be as chill as possible and not cause

Any drama.

Things couldn't have gone

Better.

However, I have a gut feeling he's about to go off.

I have competed against some of the best skateboarders in the

World, I have snowboarded down the tallest mountains and this

Is scarier.

Everyone was afraid when yk was happening?

This is worse!

He is expl*sive right now.

I don't know what the deal is with audrey and james.

The last time we spoke we were all in an alliance together so

Something fish gee going on and I have to make sure that I'm not

The next target.

I just thought there were a few people I could trust more

Than I could.

I mean I just didn't expect to get blindsided and upset and

Frustrated in the first week of the game.

It's going to be a long couple of days.

[Knocking on door].

Yeah?

Can I speak to you for a minute?

Yeah!

Hello?

Thank you.

This just doesn't make any sense to me, bro?

From a game standpoint I respect you as a person but

Strategically I don't want to compete with you.

It's nothing personal.

To be honest with you, it's not personal considering you had

Alliances and said I was good.

I don't understand.

You almost beat me in hoh.

Sorry, man.

Don't take it personal.

It is personal, jace.

In front of the whole house.

Do you know what game this is?

It suction.

I'm sorry.

You're not sorry at all, james.

You're full and it suction.

I put my faith in you for absolutely nothing.

Can we talk?

Sure.

I'm just telling you to your face, swear to god, that I had

Nothing to do with this.

You are -- look at me.

Stop.

You are always talking.

Give me a second.

I just ended up on the block and I was supposed to be in an

Alliance with you and james.

I trusted you and you betrayed me.

It suction because I thought you liked me and I like you too.

Here is the thing.

That's how you feel.

I have a clean conscious.

If you can do things that are that dirty and have a clean

Conscious then power to you.

If you can still here and still play this manipulative game with

Me is really annoying and I hope to god if I go home, the house

Figures it out until you chomp them all off and you win the

Game.

I'm not going home.

I'm not.

≫> at this point I'm just pissed

Off.

I'm not going out without a fight.

I got the ball.

I'm chucking it to the other end of the field and I'm hoping that

One of my players will catch it.

I tell you right now I'm ready to fight.

I'm a warrior!

We have to start an underground movement right now.

I'm not going home on the first week.

I'm going to change it up.

I had your back forever.

So I don't know what I did to deserve this but I would like to

Pull myself out of this hole.

What I'm saying is if I stay here you will go a lot further

In which case you're ok and that's the thing you need to

Think about.

Listen I'm on board with everything you say.

I'm telling you this.

I will do what I can to keep you here without jeopardizing my

Game.

You know I like jace but his ship has kind of sailed.

The plan is to get him out of the house.

Here is the deal, I could use your vote.

I'm I'm always going to be on people's radar.

Jackie what does she bring to the table?

What is she bringing?

I don't know.

Boobs.

Ok?

Boobs.

Yeah.

Seriously, if I can get the

Votes would you help me?

Yes.

I need your word.

Ok.

Do I have your word?

Ok.

I'm on my last, last breath in this house.

I'm choking.

I'm drowning.

Ok.

You need me.

I know.

My weaknesses are your strengths and my strengths are

Your weaknesses.

You need to remember that.

I know.

Don't just know you're my boy and I will carry you with me all

The way.

I know.

I really need you.

I know.

I need you too.

As crazy and unpredictable as jace has been I know he is going

To be on my side and if he wins head of household he is not

Going to put me up but I oan't fathom how he is going to get

Seven votes.

Thank you.

≫> what's going on, sir?

Well, will you save me please?

I will be forever indebted to you.

I just hope some of you will see that and I think I could be

Beneficial in the long run.

Guys, I'm out of here.

I want to loosen up.

I want to ask you something.

≫> I'm just so annoyed with it.

Audrey, everything is going according to plan.

If it's not broke, don't fix it.

I just like I wanted to talk -- I feel like there's an

Uncomfortable elephant in the room and I want to be direct

About it.

What?

The whole house knew about the idea about you.

I don't believe that for one second.

I do believe you are the reason I'm going if I do know and I

Will make the whole house know audrey.

Everybody wants you out because you make people feel

Uncomfortable.

I'm curious have I made you feel uncomfortable.

Jace, everyone knew you were trying to back door jason.

He knew about it.

You know I was never trying to back door jason.

It was never my idea.

Whose idea was it?

It wasn't mine.

You know that.

≫>.

Oh, my god.

You are a master manipulator.

What did you do?

You did everything audrey.

Listen, guess what?

You're still sitting here lying to everybody, trying to make it

Seem like you're not the bad person.

You sound crazy.

You need to get your head checked.

I need to get my head checked?

Yes.

You are flipping out now because you're the next target.

And guess what, it hurts?

How scary is that?

Oh, my gosh, I'm telling you this because I really feel bad

For you.

Just get out of here.

No one wants to talk to you.

Audrey, watch out.

This could go down forever as one of the most legendary come

Backs of all time.

Rue you are the next one to go.

If I don't go home you're going to go.

You're going home.

Up next, jackie or jace, who will be the first houseguest to

Be sent packing? And we will reveal the identity of the twins

That have been secretly playing as one.

And then time for a bb takeover as super fan kathy griffin joins

Me to twist up the game.

Once again we will be putting your tweets out live all summer

Long.

Tell us what you're thinking at #bb.

Stay with us.

[ Applause ] julie: welcome back to "big

Brother."

For the past week a pair of identical twins has been

Secretly playing the game as one.

If they can survive five evictions they will both enter

The game and play as individual houseguests.

So far they have switched places four times and no one suspects a

Thing.

So have you figured out who the twins are?

It's time to find out!

Oh, my god!

I'm going to cry.

Audrey, she hooks amazing, she is one of my best friends.

I'm not hitting it off with any of the guys: that guy steve and

This guy john, the dentist -- don't do that.

He walked me into the house for the first time and it's

Extremely nerve-wracking.

All of the things my sister already experienced I'm having

To feel it out for the first time.

Hey.

Hey, what is it?

They are like growing in to

Me.

Do they know that I'm not, like the real liz?

I'm kind of freaking out.

What are they thinking.

I love james -- the hoh.

My lips are so chapped.

Oh, my god, jackie, you scared me.

So when my twin and I switch, we only have or minutes to

Download each other on what has been going on in the bb house.

Ok.

So jackie and steve lost the battle of the --

It's important for us to be in synch otherwise, people can

Be on to us.

I think someone is posing a as twin.

Oh, you're a twin, too.

Yes.

What's your brother's name.

Eric.

Did you ever a brother?

No.

Just a little sister.

I know what is going to happen because everyone volume

Teared -- you haven't told me about

Your sister.

My older sister has huge lips, like angelina jolie lips.

Duh, like it's not already obvious.

So liz is playing the game with her identical twin julia,

And tonight they will make "big brother" history when together

They cast a single vote to evict and then swap places live.

Let's head to the living room for the first eviction of the

Summer.

Hello houseguest?

Hi.

All right, everyone, it's now time for the first live vote and

Eviction of the summer.

Jackie, jace, in just moments your housemates will cast their

Vote to evict live.

But before they do I will give you each a final chance to sway

Their votes with one brief statement.

Jackie, you're first.

Houseguests, I love you all.

What a crazy week in the "big brother" house and way to hit it

Off.

I just want to say, keep me here.

I have so much love, light and laughter to give to you guys.

I hope me being on the block has shown my dedication and love for

The game.

Just go in there and make the right decision and I hope to see

You afterwards.

I love you guys so much.

Jaw, jackie.

Jace?

First to all of my senators@lapoe and my music page

At the fleet music.

I know it's been a crazy intense week.

I'm sorry for a lot of things that went down.

I feel fully betrayed from the alliance that put me on the

Block.

I know there was a plan to take me down and kick me through the

Back door from day two and that sucks and I appreciated you

People including james.

You tricked me and the that is a wonderful play.

You're getting out a strong player.

Good job.

But at the same time I would like you to potential keep me in

The house and I know you have made your decision but I love

You all and it's been a wonderful days.

Julie, you're so gorgeous.

Julie: thank you both.

It's now time for the live voting to begin.

James as hoh you're not allowed to vote.

Neither are the two nominees.

One at a time, the rest of you will enter the diary room and

Cast your vote to evict.

Jess, you're first.

Place go to the diary room.

Jeff has kept his distance from his amazing race partner

Jackie but does he see the advantage of keeping her in the

Game.

Please cast your vote.

I gladly vote to evict jace.

Thank you.

Da'vonne has wanted jace out since day one.

But with what has happened, has she changed her mind?

Hey, da'vonne.

Hey, julie, girl.

Julie: please cast your vote.

I vote to evict jace.

Bye.

Julie: thank you.

Jason was in on the plan to back door jace.

After all that has happened, is this still what he wants?

Hi, jason.

Hey, honey.

Julie: please cast your vote to evict.

I ecstatically street to evict jace.

Thank you.

Julie: audrey masterminded jace's back door but is it in

Her best interest to vote him out?

Hi.

Please cast your vote.

I vote to evict jackie.

Thank you.

≫> steve has been conflicted but

Will he go against the hoh's wish on his first vote.

Hi, steve.

Hi, julie.

Please cast your vote.

I vote to evict my good friend jace.

Thank you.

Thank you.

.

Julie: the vote is one to evict jackie and four to evict

Jace.

Up next, liz and julia make "big brother" history when, together,

They cast their sole vote to evict.

Then switch places live.

Stay with us.

[ Applause ] welcome back to "big

Brother."

The houseguests are voting live in the first eviction of the

Summer.

So far, it's one vote to evict jackie and four to evict jace.

We now continue with the live vote as liz and her identical

Twin julia cast a single vote to evict.

Hello there.

Hi, julie.

Julie: please cast your vote to evict?

We vote to evict jace.

All right.

Please make your switch .

Hi, austin.

Hello julie.

Please cast your vote to evict.

Austin and judas regrettably joats to evict jace.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Julie: meg has tried to not make waves.

Will she stick to the plan to send jace home?

Hi, meg?

Hi, julie.

Please cast your vote to evict.

I vote to evict jace is it.

Julie: they.

It's official, with votes to evict jace, jace will leave

The house tonight.

But let's see how the other votes fall.

Hello julie.

What's up.

Cast your vote.

I sadly vote to evict jace.

Thank yo>.

Clay likes jace and sees the

Advantage of keeping an ally in the house.

What will he do.

Hi, clay.

Please cast your vote to evict.

I sadly vote to evict jace.

Thank you.

Hi dad, and kate, I love you.

I miss you.

Becky has steered clear of the drama and her vote should

Reflect this.

Hi, becky.

Hi, julie.

Please cast your vote.

I vote to evict jace.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Shelli has play add low key game.

Will she vote with the house and remain under the radar?

Hi, shelli.

Hay, julie.

Please cast your vote.

I sadly vote to evict my sweet jails.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Julie: vanessa promised to keep jace safe if he had the

Numbers.

Clearly he did not.

Hi, vanessa.

Please cast your vote to evict.

I vote to evict jace.

Thank you.

Julie: all of the votes are in.

Let's give the news to the houseguests.

Houseguests, the votes are in.

When I reveal the vote, the evicted houseguest will have

Just a few moments to say goodbye, gather his or her

Belongings and walk out the front door.

With votes to evict, jace, you are evicted from the "big

Brother" house.

I will miss you all.

I really am.

As many as I can.

Sorry, guys.

Sorry for everything.

Low love you all.

Trying to get everybody n you're all amazing people.

You're wonderful.

Love you so much.

See you later!

It's been really fun!

[ Applause ] quite an exit!

Frankie, my man, I love you frankie.

Listen, frankie -- wow, wow, wow!

That was quick.

Oh, my god.

So fast.

Thank you, guys.

I love you guys.

We love you jackie.

.

Julie: let's talk about the outcome.

-.

Who do you think gave you the one vote to say.

It's hard to say because that person could have just been

Trying to make it seem like it was one of my friends.

I told my friends not vote for me simply because I don't want

Them to go down with me.

As you have seen it was a tough battle for me.

The whole house was against me.

And it's ok.

I kind of taking it as a compliment because I came in a

Little too strong and maybe I should have come in and not been

Myself but that's not jace.

I am myself and I hope you guys to see that.

So do you want to guess who that one vote was.

Could have been audrey.

I know it wasn't austin or liz.

It was audrey.

I figured.

Why do you think she did that.

She's in a tight position.

She's a sweet girl, doing such a wonderful thing for the

Transgender community and I'm proud of her and she's trying to

Save herself.

She say a wonderful person.

You may have seen me yell at her but I love her and I love

Everyone in the house.

In the event you were the one that was evicted your house

Taped goodbye messages.

Ok.

Jace, I am not that sorry to see you go because this week you

Proved that you are a ticking time b*mb and everyone was

Waiting for you to explode which you did.

See you never.

Jace, I'm sorry you're sitting in this position and I

Wanted to may this game working with you but with the whole

House against you there wouldn't anything do I to protect you.

Don't step on mama day toe's.

But what you can do is go home.

Bye.

You're my bro and I hope you know if I stay long in the game

I'm fighting for your honor.

You're the man and this is for you.

Man.

[Musical tone].

You and the others know about the bb takeover twist.

What you had don't know is that there's another secret

Twist happening in the house.

Continue to look over there.

Watch and listen.

I'm liz.

And I'm julia and we're of the twins liz.

We have been switching back and forth in the house this entire

Time.

Jace, I loved hanging out with you.

I loved hanging out with you better.

We will see you on the outside!

Oh, man.

You're kidding me!

Clearly you had no idea?

What?

Now you know the truth.

No signs of anything odd?

They're good.

And they're also very gorgeous.

You may have date when one of them --

Which one?

I don't know.

Someone had to be the first to go.

We thank you for playing.

Your gave it your all.

Thank you.

[ Applause ] last week the bb takeover

Rocked the house and I warned the houseguest it could happen

At any moment.

Well, that moment has come.

≫> hello houseguests?

In case you don't recognize greatness when you see it, I'm

Kathy griffin and I'm back this summer to take over the game.

You will find out about my takeover soon enough.

But right now I desperately need your help.

So get to the back imrard.

It's time for the head of household competition!

Oh, my god!

Julie: I'll sit down live with kathy before she twists up

The game.

Then two new houseguests move into power.

Stay with us.

[ Applause ] julie: welcome back to "big

Brother."

And here with the next bb takeover, take hell toe to "big

Brother" super fan, kathy griffin!

Hello, hello, hello!

Excuse me.

A big announcement.

We're the second set of stwins!

"Separated at birth."

But one word.

Can I have a bro chest bump?

I got your back, bro.

A lot of bro action in there.

I should say welcome back instead of welcome because last

Summer -- I was zingbot.

You and zingbot were in the house together.

A lot has happened in your life since then.

You changed jobs.

I'm on an city tour.

The mirage in vegas.

Carnegie hall and coming to a city near you.

Go buy tickets.

I know you've been watching this minute.

What do you think of this summer's houseguest?

First of all they have to keep these alliances secret.

They can't be telling everybody, I'm probably going to back door

You.

There was an original alliance where audrey, shelli and

Da'vonne, if they could have just kept that to the end but

They are switching alliances and tell everybody.

They wanted a girl power thing and didn't want the guys

Running the house.

I want the girls to win but it girls don't have to meltdown

Every second.

And what about this eight person alliance.

Too many.

And now it's a nine or person alliance so you have to keep it

Secret.

Are you secretly rooting for anyone?

Who do you like.

Of course I like audrey and I want her to win but she has to

Stop melting down.

She has to get out of bed.

And I like da'vonne but she start add fight which you don't

Dot first week.

I'm kind of liking vanessa and I hope she keeps her vocation a

Secret which is that she's a professional poker player and

That would be smart if she could not tell everybody.

You are here at this week's bb takeover twist.

I'm excited.

Tell everyone at home what you have in store for the

Houseguests?

So I will be surprising the houseguests throughout the week.

But my big twist is all about giving someone the power of the

Last laugh, something I have enjoyed my whole career, jewel

Yeel.

Here is how it works.

This week, a telephone will appear in the house.

And I'll be calling the houseguests myself.

So the person who answers the th call will receive the

Power to keep three people from voting at next week's live

Eviction.

This could be huge.

I'll say so!

It sounds really exciting.

Let's hear it for kathy griffin, everyone!

[ Applause ] go get tickets to see her.

We are going to see you later on.

We will see you later!

[ Applause ] it's now time to crown two

Head of household.

Let's head to the back yard and get things started.

Houseguests, the power is up for grabs.

James, as outgoing head of household, you are not eligible

To compete.

This competition will be played in two rounds.

Having been determined by a random draw, half of you will

Compete in this first round.

The other half will compete in round two.

The winner of each round will become a head of household for

The week.

Everyone please listen closely as I will only give you the

Rules to this competition once.

As you know, redheaded kathy griffin is spearheading the next

Bb takeover and and that's why we're calling this competition

"Ginger fever."

The bill beard for kathy's new melodrama, ginger fever, was

Just released.

Guess what?

She hates it.

Your job is to help her out by assembling a new billboard.

On my go, each player must fetch their puzzle pieces one at a

Time from their bins and assemble the new bill bored at

Their station.

The first houseguest to successfully assemble the new

Billboard, run across the yard, hit their buzzer will be the

First hoh of the week.

Does everyone understand?

Yes.

Excellent.

Then, hands on your boards.

Get on your mark, get set, go!

Julie: a lot of pieces are falling.

Vanessa looking good in this competition.

Steve is in the lead though.

Becky looking good in this competition.

[Bell rings] and congratulations to becky!

You are the first head of household this week!

Group number two, get ready because the second round of this

Hoh competition begins in just a few minutes.

Julie: so who will join becky and become the second

Hoh of the week?

Find out when we return.

Stay with us.

Welcome back to "big brother."

Moments ago becky became this week's first head of household.

So who will join her in power?

It's time to find out.

Let's head to the back yard for round two of tonight's hoh

Competition.

Houseguests, the power is up for grabs once again.

Who ever wins the second round of this hoh competition will

Become this week's second hoh, joining becky in power.

For this competition you will also assemble a new billboard

For kathy griffin.

I have already explained the rules.

So is everybody ready?

Yes.

Great.

Then hands on your board.

Get on your mark, get set, go!

Julie: it looks like shelli is in first place in the

Competition.

Audrey looking good.

Shelli with another piece coming in.

Jackie doing well.

And shelli wins!

Congratulations, shelli!

You are this week's second head of household!

[ Applause ] becky and shelli will soon

Nominate two houseguests each for eviction.

But with the battle of the block in play, only one hoh will

Remain in power come eviction night.

Up next, kathy griffin drops in on the houseguest to give them a

Little tease as to how she is twisting up the game.

Stay with us.

Julie: welcome back too "big brother."

Tune in sunday at :, : central as four

Houseguests are nominated for eviction and face off in the

Battle of the block.

And we'll be back wednesday and thursday with all-new episodes.

For now, let's eavesdrop on the houseguests as kathy griffin

Surprises them once again.

From outside of the "big brother" house, I'm julie chen.

Good night.

[ Applause ] it was my fault though.

I was getting stuck in the shelves -- [drum roll].

Announcer: big brother takeover!

Kathy: hello, houseguests me again.

The only thing I love more than my two emmy awards is getting

The last laugh.

So for my takeover I'm going to give one of you the chance to

Get the last laugh at the next eviction.

You are find out more later in the week.

For now go do what you do best.

Panic and come up with crazy theories.

Good night!

What?

I like that.

The last laugh?

The last laugh?

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