18x03 - Episode 3

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Previously on big bother.

Straryngs began the battle for a half million dollars.

And they were joined by bbfst nicole, da'vonne and james.

And a line was quickly drawn in the sand.

They have to go.

He's returning, got to go.

You had your chance and you blew it.

Julie informed the house that everyone would be playing this

Summer in teams.

Julie: the former house guests will each be on a different

Team.

And four factions were formed.

We are category four.

We are the freakazoids.

We are big sister.

We are team uniforce.

Before the first competition of the night julie dropped a

b*mb on the house guests.

Julie: its first eviction of the summer will take place

Before this two-night premier event is over.

So the teams went to battle to try and secure their safety.

Oh my god!

Yes, yes!

Leaving the freakazoids to turn on each other.

The house guest that lose this competition will be

Immediately evicted from the big brother house.

The first three house guests to grab the flag will be safe, and

Must decide which of you will become the first head of

Household.

And glenn became the first house guest to hit the road.

Are you the first person evicted from the big brother

House and your summer vacation has been cut short.

While the remaining freakazoids chose nicole to be

The first head of household.

Literally the exact member that I was trying to avoid,

Happened.

Knowing the newbies were against them.

Against four aren't the best numbers but we played this

Game before.

We're good at competitions and we all have great social games.

Don't count us out yet.

The vets went to work recruiting new allies.

That is so smart.

Fight, fight.

You guys can trust me.

%.

Feeling fearless, jozea reveals his true intentions to

Da'vonne.

I'm like a me sigha for the newbies when it comes to which

To take out first, first we'll do nicole, then james, I think

Frank comes later on.

After da'vonne ratted him out.

The man is running around here like is he the man from big

Brother.

The girl from ugly had her target.

I want to make sure he goes home.

You want him to go home.

Yait within nicole lead leaned on her new ally.

We need to guarantee someone strong to play, like against

Them.

It could go bad.

At the nomination ceremony, nicole gave jozea and paulie

First class tickets to the block.

Have I nominated you jozea and you paulie.

I don't care because in this house majority rules.

And who rules the majority, me.

Tonight a brand new competition will change the game

Once again.

How will everyone react when the new twist is unleashed?

Plus with the vets and the newbies at w*r, who will strike

Next?

Find out right now on big brother.

Freakazoids, come on.

This nomination ceremony is adjourned.

Oh man.

Now it's big brother.

Welcome to big brother.

Oh my gosh.

The moment I took hoh I pretty much drew a line in the

Sand.

The returners versus the newby, I nominated jozea because he's

Going around the house telling everybody that I'm his target.

And then I nominated paulie because I feel like he's the

Only eligible house guest that could give jozea a run for his

Money in the beatle competition.

Paulie's definitely not my target this week, so I really

Hope he doesn't go home.

Nicole should be very scared of me, because now that I'm

Nominated, I'm coming directly for her.

I see my face shoip on the nomination wall and I'm like

Man, I thought I looked good, but up there, that's not a good

Look.

So right now I'm just trying to stay positive.

I know that I'm not the target from what everybody says.

Cody, don't worry baby, I got this covered.

Member hashtag not worried.

So with nicole as hoh, it was obvious she was going to put two

Newbies up on the block.

But your boy dodged that b*llet and is not up there this week.

That sucked.

So at this nomination I'm feeling good because I'm safe

But jozea and paulie go up and I think that's a real ballsy move

To start off with because they're two really strong

Players and if one of them comes back, they're going to be

Gunning for her.

I'm are sorry.

Hey.

I'm fine, I'm good.

Even though jozea is on my team and I'm acting like oh, I'm

So sorry, I wish were you staying, I am screaming on the

Inside.

Like I cannot wait to get you out of here it is so funny to

Watch the same man that call himself the me sigha get put on

The block.

Still feeling like you're the old knowing, did you know that

This was going to happen?

This was going to happen?

Hey, you okay?

I just wanted to make sure you weren't crying.

I heard immediately you stormed off or no?

Or did you like hug people.

He hugged people.

Oh, okay.

Because I didn't see him at all.

I wanted to take cover.

He was like-- I had to do the same, like oh my gosh, I forgot

Everything I wanted to say now.

When I get staired down like that how am I supposed to

Remember what I wanted to say.

I tried to look as mean as possible.

I was just like.

Trust me, I went through every option in my head and this

Was the best.

I I late you.

Why did you do that?

Cody's going to k*ll me, I'm sorry, cody.

Your family is going to be pissed.

Let the endorphins come down and then let's think clearly.

Let's find a loophole.

Let's figure something.

He can't-- he can't compete.

She played-- she is little and she can take on, you know,

Not-- the one thing and one thing only, she better hope I

Get no power of any sort.

Cuz her a*s is gone.

I knew she was coming for me.

She knows I'm coming for her.

Why.

I thought she was-- you follow her on twitter.

Like I'm a fan.

Yes, because it is what st. So joze blanca you are meaning

To tell me that you have been running around this house

Telling everyone you want nicole out and she happens to be the

Hoh.

And now you're shocked that you are sitting on the block?

I think you should have played your cards just a little more

Wisely.

I'm not scared of her.

I'm confident that she is the first one on my radar.

That's it.

I love my girls.

I love my people.

And that's it.

And.

I got to-- I just need some support.

Okay.

She is like you need to win so you can take me off the block

So I can come for that b*tch.

Yes.

So you got to go.

Who has to go?

He's got to go you don't even have the audacity not to put you

On the block.

Oh my gosh, nicole.

I don't care, I am hoh.

I don't care if I have to see his face.

Ballsy.

I will say it, just like that.

I'm scared.

Can I talk to you.

Yeah.

What's up?

I am saying this is a game and that everything needs to be

Played in a strategic way.

My pool of people was like tiny.

And most people came in and said like please don't put me up.

If I get hoh, I don't want nobody in my room.

I don't want to talk no nobody.

Because I know already my-- that that is just my thing.

I don't want you to, like, be mad at me.

Because I'm sorry.

I don't know.

It's not that I'm mad.

Just understand that you have a different way of seeing things

And have I a different way of seeing things.

Yeah.

I feel that people come up because they know somebody is

Hoh, oh, save me, save me.

Uh-huh.

I am not that person.

I would never suck up or say anything to nobody.

That makes me percent real.

I'm not a kisser butter either, so I understand where

You are coming from with that.

I'm not trying to say that you should have came up here and

Made like a deal or tried to, like, not get on the block.

Like that's what you want to do I decided to try to make it as

Fair as possible, like put up somebody strong on this team,

Somebody strong on this team to help my team get further.

I have three players only.

And you guys are both very muscular and strong.

I am thinking about what can get my team further.

I understand that.

Nothing's personal.

There are different strategies.

People just have to play it.

Joze blanca you have been going around telling everybody

That I'm number one on your list that you have made.

Well, guess what, are you number one on mine.

And I am going to do what it takes to get you out of the

House this week.

Hey, everybody, gather in the living room.

What did she say?

No way.

Let's go.

Come on, come on!

Come on, guys!

I have an important announcement from big brother.

And I don't even know what it is.

As everyone knows big brother's moto is expect the unexpected.

This summer is no different.

If you think you're safe because you're not currently on the

Block, think again.

This summer there's a brand new competition and if you don't

Win, you could end up as bb roadkill.

Every week after the nomination ceremony the bbrv will pull into

The yard.

One at a time each house guest will enter into the rv and

Individually compete in the bb roadkill competition.

The winner will be told secretly and winning this competition

Will give the victor a game-changing power.

They will secretly nominate a third house guest for eviction.

I knew it, I knew it!

Oh my god, this roadkill competition has thrown me all

Off.

I'm stressing out.

There's a small bracket of people that can go in there as a

Third nominee and I'm in it.

A lot more number counting for votes.

If I win this bb roadkill, I could potentially put a vet up,

Dwind el down the vets and keep the newbies strong.

So I definitely want somebody on my side to win the bb roadkill

Competition.

But I'm hoping if anyone, it's me.

When the bbrv pulls into the yard and honks its horn, it's

Time to compete.

The first bb roadkill competition will take place

Tomorrow.

And every house guest will compete.

And by the way, the winner can nominate any eligible person

They want including a member of their own team.

Shut up!

That means every week there will be three people on eviction

Night sitting there.

Yes, this is perfect for me because now the odds are better.

The votes are now divided between three people.

But at the end of the day, I'm not worried, not one bit.

Because I know the house loves me.

That's every week.

Wow.

That is-- up.

The fabulous thing of this new twist is that if somebody

Nom nairts you, they can do it anonymously so you won't even

Know who hates you.

Oh pie goodness.

This isn't good.

Now with this new twist, jozea finds some way to stay in this

House this week, I'm going to be in a lot of trouble.

Well then.

Well.

This sucks.

This is crazy.

We got hit with another twist.

The bb roadkill challenge.

Oh my god.

That's bananas, bro.

All of us get to compete.

And the winner gets to anonymously nominate another

House guest.

We're all in a-- storm now.

So now there's going to be three people in the hot seat

Come live eviction night.

I could just tell something weird was up.

Really?

Throwing a lot more stressors like right in the first couple

Days.

He's really happy about it.

Of course this happened.

If like one of us wins, you've got to put frank up.

Frank is the only person.

I agree.

That's the only one.

We are considering putting frank up as a third nominee

Because we rarely get to talk to him.

So it's' kind of suspicious.

Like what is your strategy, what are you up to.

And I believe-- that makes sense.

You nominate your own team member.

I know.

If one of us gets put up, we will be pulling the old-- card.

Let's get them out.

That's what we promised.

This third nominee twist is a little dangerous.

Because you never know who might win that competition and put you

Up.

I feel like I have to win this, because if not it's going

To be like season all over again and everybody is going to

Be coming after ody's booty.

You know, anybody can win.

And it's secret.

It, man.

It really is.

Oh my gd.

There's no way for one of us hour to win.

The only way is if we keep winning bb roadkill.

Continuously.

Us four returners, that's headquarters, that is my core

Alliance and with this new twist I feel like the odds aren't in

Our favor.

I have to make sure I'm on good terms with everybody.

I got to run around here and smile and gig knell everybody's

Face.

If one of us get put up, the newbies can automatically just

All say let's just always vote them out.

Yeah.

And that is some bs.

I would never think that my players would, like, put me up.

But then at the same time you would never frickin know.

Oh my god.

My stomach.

This is stressful.

Has this ever happened before?

You mean this, girl, no, never, that's why I think it was

Fate.

That we was put here together.

With this new twist it's obvious even more now.

Us four returners are the odd men out.

So I need to bring in some numbers.

I'm digging zakiyah, I like her, she's vulnerable right now.

So what does that mean for me?

Should tore lean on.

Come on over to the other side, girl.

That's why I want to-- I'm just saying, I have your back.

It's just-- easy.

I don't know what they're thinking now.

At first it was just like, they had their moment.

Of course it's not what I feel, look, you have my royalty,

But.

You're covered, you know.

I really want to work with da'vonne because lately the

Newbies have been a little erratic and really don't even

Know how to play the game.

Can I not believe they threw that in here.

Yeah, there is like dead silence.

I feel like us four in here in particular, we felt, so now

We're in a situation where all the odds are against us.

Right.

Unless we can pull people to be with us.

I knew that there was-- girl, when you said that, my heart

Dropped literally.

I want to be a part of it.

So I thought I was going to have to come to michelle and do

Some serious work.

But this girl is just giving it to me.

Telling me she wants to be with the vets.

I don't even have to open my mouth.

All I have to do is open my hand and say follow me, follow.

I feel like us four, you, zakiyah, possibly corey and

Possibly.

I think corey is hard to reach.

Does he ever talk game at all.

Nicole said he did with her.

So that is a good thingment I feel like we have the numbers

And some hard a*s players to where we can go in, win roadkill

And when pov.

Right when I went in the house and found there were vets

I knew I wanted to work with them.

A because I am a fan.

B because I know how to plaivment I know most of them

Are very loyal players and that is who I want to align with.

That would be fine with me, final seven or eight with you

Guys.

So now we have our four returners an our four new beast,

That's looking good.

Now I need to get everybody together to have the first

Meeting and we can make this thing official.

I'm going to gup stairs.

I'm going to gup stairs with you.

So what's the word on the street?

Well, this is enough to get the job done.

Are we going to make a name.

We have to have this together so we can have our toast when

This plan works out this week.

Yeah.

What about.

I'm not being called something that is.

Elite eight.

I like elite eight.

That's a good one.

I like that.

You like it because it is sports related.

Oh, sorry.

It should be the scamper squad.

Elucidate.

I don't even know what that means.

I need a dictionary.

I know.

It's a always hard coming up with a name.

What is point, call it eight pack.

I like that.

I do like eight pack.

That's it.

That's it.

So the alliance is set.

Newbies, you better watch your back, just when you thought you

Were going to sweep the returners out of the home, the

Eight pack was formed and we coming for every one of you.

Eight pack.

I like it.

I like it.

It feels like big brother.

We got to have another girl meeting after all this crap goes

Down.

Roadkill challenge.

Yes!

Oh my gosh.

I'm nervous.

It's very cute.

So I walk out into the backyard.

And I see a grill, a picnic table and an rv.

It reminded me of home.

I'm from michigan.

We camp all the time.

So it seems like a relaxing summer day.

But once I set foot in the rv something tells me it's going to

Be a really bumpy ride.

Welcome to the big brother roadkill competition.

The bbrv is heading to the lake and you don't want to waste a

Minute.

Sun.

Your goal in this competition is to take off your clothes and get

Down to your swimsuit as fast as you can while driving the rv.

Think it's easy?

It's not because you have to keep three buttons pressed while

Changing.

If you keep all three buttons depressed your timer runs at

Normal speed.

Let go of one button your timer runs times faster.

Let go of two buttons your timer runs times faster.

If you don't have any buttons pressed your timer runs

Times faster than normal.

While trying to place you can let press and let go of buttons

As you see fit and your timer will adjust accordingly.

Once in your bathing suit hit the red button.

The person who strips down to the siem suit with the lowest

Score on their timer will win this bb roadkill competition.

It's time to play take it off.

Oh god.

My nominations could mean nothing at this point if

Somebody that is a bigger target is sitting next to jozea.

So me or somebody from my alliance really needs to win

This.

The hardest part about this competition is honestly just

Taking sure that the body part on the button is actually

Pressing the button.

Oh my gosh.

Then try to push the button.

I wasn't pushing that one and I didn't notice.

U gh!

Having that power up on the block would be a huge key to the

Game in order to keep me safe.

And I need that power.

I'm making sure that I get the quickest time but not letting

Any of the buttons up to make sure that time keeps going nice

And slow.

I'm kissing one button that it is a girl frent I haven't seen

In years.

Oh my gosh.

This is so hard.

This is so hard.

My strat gree is get the whole left side of my body

Loose, that's how we change patients and I was just hoping

That it would work for me here.

I can't even reach the pedal because I'm like five nothing.

I feel like a human pretzel.

I didn't even know I could bend in those ways while I'm driving

An rv.

I'm feeling good.

I'm feeling confident.

I got my shirt off, my pants off, I get up to hit the

Buzzer-- and I realize I had my damn socks on.

Good one zakiyah.

Trying to figure out how to hold on to all three of these

Butted ons.

I'm moving, lifting, kicking my legs in the air.

I'm con torgt.

Let me tell you something, I can see how I had a baby.

It's so hot in this rv it's about to get even hotter.

This latin is going to spice up everything in this damn car.

I get so carried away I almost take off my trunks.

Oh my goodness.

Just like in season , if I'm not making the nominees, I am a

Nominee.

So I have to win this competition because if not I

Could be that third nomination.

I got to win this bb roadkill challenge for two simple

Reasons, one so I'm not nominated.

Two so we could put up a big target over there and send them

Home.

So although I'm safe this week, I still don't like my boy being

On the block and if I win this I can put up a bigger target on

The block next to him.

I'm going to go ahead and take a huge risk here and rip off my

Shirt and jacket by taking two hands off the button and hope it

Works in my favor.

It wasn't me.

It's now time to secretly reveal the bb roadkill win.

Inside everyone's tacklebox it will reveal if you have won or

Lost.

It is up to the winner to decide whether or not to share the

Result with any of their house mates go to your tacklebox now,

Take a peak and good luck.

So I'm hoping my tacklebox is either going to say winner or

Loser.

I'm hoping for a win and as I open it up, turns out I'm a

Loser.

Loser.

I didn't win but I'm hoping that paul or victor win so we

Can decide who the third nominee is going to be.

Your boy walks in here a rock star so I'm ready to open this

Teablg box, see the word winner and run out.

I open up this box slowly, there's light shining, there's a

Choir singing, loser.

Fantastic.

So as I crack open that tacklebox, I see winner.

I have to take a double take because I almost don't believe

It.

I'm trying so hard to contain this excitement inside because I

Can't let anybody else see that I won.

Intense, intense, intense.

I just won't first bb roadkill competition ever.

Now I don't have to stress about being nominated.

And I get to keep the power in my eight pack alliance.

I haven't had to work that hard to save my butt since every

Week of season .

Did you get it?

Did you?

No.

Yeah, I got it, bro.

You got it?

Yeah.

You can't tell everyone.

Never.

No, bro.

Come on, man.

Yeah, I got it.

Good job.

Damn.

Old man game running strong for us, right, bro.

Yeah, brother.

That's why they tell you to take it.

Somebody had to have done good, man.

I had all mine pressed and when I went to hit the red button I

Had my hand on one of them.

Somebody got it fast.

It had to be james if you didn't get it.

About what about home girl.

Who.

Nicole?

No way.

No, cookie dough.

I'm going to find out who got it.

How do you know?

How do you know?

Yeah?

I need a shower.

No, no, no.

You're big so you could have just-- .

I thought I had it, all three buttons down.

I wasn't sure.

I told you, it's him.

Who?

Paulie.

I'm always right.

Never got it right.

Bittersweet.

Disam.

I love it.

Oh man.

Oh man, game running strong.

What?

What?

Frank wins the bb roadkill comp and I am so excited.

This is the best case scenario.

I needed to win.

We-- yeah.

Girl, I just helped you out.

I have a connection with bridgette and bronte, I hope

They feel the same way I do.

Because I am feeling like we can really trust each other and work

Together as a team.

And start an all-female alliance.

To prove to america that girls can kick butt and stay loyal to

Each other..

Each other..

This is superawesome.

Natalie and I are going to be a group together.

Now we just have to real in bronte and let her in on the

Plan.

I could not be any more excited that bridgette and

Natalie want to work with me.

Female power.

Hey,.

The spy girls.

Isn't that funny, that's cute.

I'm flirty spy.

Flirty spy.

I'm flirty spy.

So I will flirt with you and get you wrapped around my finger and

Have you evicted before you even know it.

And you're wifey spy.

Flirty spy, wifey spy.

Introducing wifey spy, happy wife, happy life.

Don't get attached to any boys because the only thing I'm

Married to is , dollars.

What is mine?

I need something that ends with an e.

Funky spy.

Yes!

Funky spy.

I'm funk spunky fierks a little bit of sugar, a little

Bit of spice, I will evict these boys and it will be oh so nice.

I'm soaks sighted.

We hit all the angles.

So they seriously trying to form an alliance right in front

Of me?

I mean they're really sweet girls but I don't know how

Strong this alliance will be.

There is just so much going on down there right now.

They make me nervous.

Because I've won the bb roadkill competition, I have pot

We are to make a third nom nation.

I need to talk to my alliance to make sure we're all on the same

Page because we still have a power of veto competition to

Play.

What's the decision?

Paul.

I was not even thinking about-- I was thinking about

Maybe bridgette.

Because I was thinking in my mind in case jozea does get

Pulled off, I didn't want you to have to puts up bridgette, you

See what I am saying, because if paul does get picked for the pov

He could pull jozea off.

But that could be a good thing because if paul is sitting

Next to joze blanca and paul wins it, he will play it for

Himself.

We really just need jozea to go home this week.

That is the best case scenario.

We need to make sure we put the right person in that chair.

Paulie, michelle, bridgette, frank, please go to the diary

Room.

Oh, mystery.

Come on, y'all got to wear a costume.

In the very first competition, my team lost, which

Means we're about to get our mystery land punishment.

That's a good looking name.

Oh sh**t.

I'm so excited.

Congratulations, frank, michelle, paulie and bridgette.

During the summer's first competition you ended up in

Mysteryland.

What's the mystery?

Well, in mysteryland, nobody wears clothes.

Hope you're not shy because for the next week you'll be wearing

Nothing but pixels.

Oh my god.

Who came up with that.

I don't think congratulations is the right word.

I know.

Hey, everyone.

Whooo!

We got pixel ated.

Oh my god.

How long do you have to wear those?

One week.

One week.

Seeing paulie come out all pixel ated.

Now that he is not wearing any pants, oh my goodness.

You can see those pixelationed, that sculpted rear end, you my

Momma is going to k*ll me for this one.

Definitely a good thing that paulie and frank work out.

They've got some pretty good looking bodies.

So if you are going to show off that much skin, you have to make

Sure you are looking good.

If I get exidentitied the pickles will show.

Wearing this costume, not being able to have a hoodie on,

I have a really bad sunburn on my back and legs, this is going

To be the most terrible week ever.

The two boys are basically always naked anyways.

So this is just another day in the big brother house for them.

I thought it was easy to flirt with the ladies before I

Had this outfit on, but now they're getting to see all of

Paulie.

I mean hey, I'll take this punishment any day of the week.

I mean hey, I'll take this punishment any day of the week.

House guests, I need everybody to gather in the

Living room.

Come on guys.

It's now time for the road k*ll ceremony.

The winner of the road k*ll competition has secretly

Nominated a third house guest for eviction.

Team unicorn, since you are safe this week, you cannot be

Nominated.

And since I am head of household, freakazoids, are you

Also safe.

It's now time to reveal the third nominee.

It's now time to reveal the third nominee.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I'll just puke.

We have no idea who won the road k*ll challenge but all can

I hopeful for say strong male player gets chosen because I'm

All about that girl power.

I will throwup.

What the-- .

Boys, make some room.

This roadkill ceremony is adjourned.

Now that we got joze blanca paulie and paul up on the block,

We have three beautiful butts ranging in the pasture.

It is up to the eight pack to find out which one we want to

Take down.

Well, that sucks but it's okay.

Because bearded rambo is going to come through, win that power

Of veto, get my butt off that blofnlgt I know who has got my

Back.

I'm going to fix everything just like paul always does.

Paul, he's a nice guy but he picked the wrong side of the

House.

Next stop, power of veto competition.

And I'm hoping my name gets pulled so I with win pot we are

To get the nomination to send jozea out the door.

I know right now the house loves me.

So I am not going to be worried.

I'm the heart and joy of the house so the veto should be

About me, to save me to get me off the block.

Who will win the first power of veto of the summer and will

It be used to save paul, jozea or paulie from eviction?

Find out wednesday at :, : central on big brother.