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18x41 - Episode 41

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Brother". Aired: July 5, 2000 – present.*
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A group of contestants known as "HouseGuests" live together in a specially constructed house that is isolated from the outside world for a cash prize of $500,000 (or $750,000 in the 23rd season onwards).

18x41 - Episode 41

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Previously on "big brother": with the sitting ducks sitting ducks.

I have decided not to use the power of veto.

Elfit was el-evicted for the third time.

Julie: victor, you are evicted from the "big brother" house.

After your boy punched his ticket to the final three...

Julie: congratulations, paul!

You're the new h.o.h.

...he and james solidified a new partnership.

You and i, if we don't work together, we would lose.

This is a great scenario for me because paul knows if he

He wants to split this couple up, he's going to need a little backup.

So paul put the showmance on the block.

I nominated you, corey, and you, nicole.

With the bases loaded at the veto competition, it was the

Bottom of the ninth for the final four.

Whoever wins this veto is basically evicting the next

Person to the jury house.

And paul hit a home run.

So I just finished playing my first baseball game ever, and

Look what I got.

I get to choose who comes up to the final three with me.

I have all the power this week.

At the veto meeting, there was no friendship for

Nick-corey.

I choose not to use the power of veto.

Give the the country boy the the sole vote to evict.

Core, I'm sorry, I'm going to have to evict you to give me and

Paul a chance to make it in one of those chairs.

Sending corey to jerry in a one horse open sleigh, jingling all the way.

Tonight the final battle for the head of household begins.

Plus the final three celebrate the summer.

Final three, congratulations!

Including tons of moments you haven't seen.

Aarrhh!

All this right now on "big brother."

Don't bring up my daughter!

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Oh, my goodness.

Cheers!

Cheers!

Final three!

Congratulations.

Woo!

Let's go, corey, straight to jury out of the "big brother" house.

Corey was my biggest threat and I got him out.

And now that he's gone, I have a clear path to the end.

Your boy's in the final three.

Let's try on make it to the top .

Final three!

Tough season.

Yeah, it was down to final three and it used to be all but

Now it is every man and woman for themselves.

I didn't come here to get third place.

I plan on win.

I'll be classy.

I feel like it was a good move to evict corey over nicole.

They are a power couple.

They had to be split up.

It was his time to go.

We made it.

They're in jury right now and they're like, "how did we let

Paul, james, and nicole get to the end?

How did we let that happen?" ♪ ♪

Oh, no, he forgot his pillow.

Well, I guess I get to hang out with rory.

Which is not a bad thing.

Days, every single day with that guy, and now I don't have

Him when it's the most crucial part of this game, and there's

Huge decision to be made.

It's scary.

I just miss his company.

I miss, like, just small things.

Oh, god.

I'm such a baby.

Small things, just even like him just smiling, and I know he's so

Chill and everything's going to be okay.

Oh, I'm so... Now I'm just by myself.

So I just need to, you know, be strong without him.

Dude.

I got you, man.

Whew.

Gotta keep our head in the game.

It ain't over yet.

I know.

I ain't jumping the g*n.

I need to secure my spot between two people that I need to take

Me to final two.

So before the live show, I had to get down to business.

You and I have better odds against each other.

Like, it's-- it will be a -.

Oh, yeah.

Me next to one of them, -, or -.

You next ton who of them, -, -.

And we'd be stupid not to see that.

No, I see it.

You and I are in final two, that's it.

I'm down, man.

Then let's do it.

Done deal.

Finish it out.

Win this game, bro.

If you commit to me, we will be in final to.

I want to pull you to final two.

I'm saving your life.

You're staying in this game but I need you to seal the deal.

I'm giving you my word of the final two.

Okay.

I owe you.

Y owe you my lifeline.

You fought, you saved my life.

So that speaks volumes to me.

So shake my hand.

Let's win this game.

Yes.

I'm just telling nicole and james what they want to hear.

I don't owe either of them anything in this game.

They've never helped me out and all they've done is backstabbed

Me over and over and over again.

So the off chance I do lose, I need to make sure one of them

Pulls me off.

Finish it off, finish off.

Paul and I made a final to deal.

I plan on honoring that deal and I'm going to be loyal to him to

The end.

What's up?

Win.

I'm going on try.

Me or you win!

Paul thinks we have a final to, but I don't know if it's in

My best interest to take him to final two if I have the the

Chance.

Hey!

Oh!

It's so cute!

Little baby "big brother" table.

Little baby table.

I can't believe that I made it to the baby table.

Yes!

Yes!

Oh, my god!

Whoa!

It's so nice.

Cheers to the final three.

Cheers to the final three.

Final three.

Wooo!

You pass that the little baby jams.

What is that?

Yogurt?

Oh,.

Can y'all believe that there were people and now it's down

To us three?

It's crazy.

I can't believe I made it, to be honest.

I never cared about the other .

I cared about a few of them.

You cared about one of them!

Yeah, one.

All right, one of them.

This has been the most emotional experience I've ever

Been through.

I've seen more tears in the "big brother" house than I have

Probably seen in my entire life-- man tears, lady tears.

Meech tears.

Big meech tears.

This house definitely makes people crazy.

Oh, absolutely, %.

What's wrong, baby?

I hate seeing butterflies.

I don't even know how many freaking seconds are in an hour.

Come on!

I don't care.

I'm gonna be a baby about it.

It's like a spirit.

That thing better not come near me and try and land on me.

I can't even look at myself.

Meechy.

I don't-- I uponned to win a comp.

You almost outlasted me.

Who upons to be hashtag cry babies.

Come on, guys.

I'm not going to cry.

I can't help it.

Oh, paulie.

Everybody has a tough time.

I hate-- I hate it.

I hate it.

I hate it.

I hate it.

You like these apples!

Oh!

Did that hurt?

Yes.

No, look at that!

There's a big bruise on him now.

If that butterflies flies by--

I think the butterfly's gone, man.

I just don't want to be seen as a violent person because I'm

Not.

One person at the "big brother" house broke down

Emotionally, I think it had to be paulie.

Oh, hands down, absolutely.

Paulie would always talk.

That you would play this game with no emotions.

I don't know what the the hell happened in the last week or

Two, but he definitely lost all of that.

I know what happened.

The the "big brother" house broke him down.

Dpnt, james, I'll miss you.

Good night, natalie.

You and michelle have fun in there.

What do you mean?

Well, I mean, she'll be going home tomorrow, and you'll

Shortly be next.

Okay.

Why are you threatening me?

I'm not threatening you.

It's a promise.

There's a difference.

It's fine.

I'm just honest.

No, you're about as fake as things on your chest, so, yeah,

You can say you're honest, but we all know you're not.

What's going on?

You tell me.

What would you like to discuss?

Just why you spoke to me like that?

Why have you said half the things you have said about me?

Because it's the truth.

Oh, it's the truth.

So you have gone around this entire house being a certain way

With every single guy in here.

And you're going to try and call me out.

What is the certain way that I am?

Everyone knows I'm very flirtatious in this house, but

If it made you uncomfortable, you should have told me.

How is going to make me uncomfortable?

If everybody is going to be flur taceous, it's a thing.

I'm sorry, you need to get over yourself.

Don't try to play the victim, sweetheart.

Everybody knows your name.

You're being disrespectful.

Don't try to be fake-- I'm not being fake.

You are.

You're a certain way.

And you want to say because I'm flirtatious with other people

She should feel a certain way.

James should feel a certain way with how you're flirtatious with

Him and me-- don't bring james into this.

I'll bring james into this.

You want to bring her into it, I'll bring it into it.

I'm going to leave this conversation.

I'm very friendly, I'm very flirtatious.

If you can't handle it, don't do it.

Don't be fake, which is exactly what you're doing.

I'm glad that america doesn't have to see someone win $,.

You're right, they just saw a superfan that sucks at playing the game.

Hey, you're not winning, so that's all that's matters in my

Heart.

You can think that, michelle.

You're not going to.

I'll bet money.

How much, $,?

You won't have it to know.

You won't, either.

And now she's crying.

I'm sorry.

Are you crying now?

Now no, I'm literally laughing.

You'll be laughing straight to the jury house.

Yeah, it's funny.

You have manipulated everyone from freaking tiffany wanted you

Gone, you sending her home-- you're going home.

You're sending her home.

And now me because I obviously want you out.

I'm not counting your vote!

I could care less.

Victor did it, you did.

You mean nothing.

If you come back with a roundtrip ticket, I'll sending

You back out the door.

Can't hear you!

I know, because you don't like to hear the truth, you

Jealous child.

You blowing up your own game, hilarious.

Wait, guys, who did I blow up my game to?

Oh, okay.

Still waiting.

I know this house is stressful, but honestly, we've had so many fun times and these

Are where my best summers have been.

I have been here twice, and those were the best summers.

The best summers I've had with the friendship I need.

I know the fun I have had is pranking you guys all summer long.

James, have some more a*mo.

James!

Aaaahhh!

I got nailed right in the freaking face.

I got nailed right in the freaking face.

[ Laughter ] [ laughter ]

What was that?

You mother.

Did you get creeped, too?

I'm creamed.

[ Laughter ].

Oh!

James!

I literally showered in my bathing suit just so-- aaaahhh!

Oh, my god!

Nicole, nicole, are you done?

Are you serious?

Get out of here!

Are you serious!

I can't even freaking see now.

No!

Nicole!

Yeah!

You have to take another shower, bro.

Boof!

Why is james so good?

One prank that was tough on me is when my crocs went

Missing.

It's a real whodunit case.

That's what you get for wearing crocs.

That's what you get for wearing crocs.

It's another late night.

I haven't slept in days.

And I'm trying to get down to the bottom of my latest case.

I can't find them.

It feels like it's been weeks that I've been looking for my

Missing crocs.

I think somebody took them.

I've gone places no man should go alone.

If at all.

Every day, my list of suspects grew shorter.

But I got no closer to the culprit.

Would I ever find my crocs?

And then, she came in.

Her shadow daernged my doorway, like a lemon drop in a whiskey

c*ck sunset, with a set that cowed raise a man from the dead,

And lift him out to the pacific.

I knew she was trouble minute she walked this.

Where are my crocs?

What do you mean?

She was a crafty fox, she was.

But I've been known to catch a fox or two in my day.

Handed shake me and promise me you don't know where my crocs

Are at.

That's what I thought.

She was playing a cat-and-mouse game.

You can just tell me if it's upstairs or downstairs?

Downstairs.

That's all I need to know.

I'll find it.

But was I the the cat ready on jump on my prey is it.

Okay.

Or was I mouse that was about to jump into a trap?

You're warm, warm.

Warm.

You put it in the fridgeerator?

I was finally reunited with my crocs.

But for how long?

Forget it james.

It's "big brother" town.

Look, we had a the lot of fun times.

We had a lot of crazy times.

But I can only imagine how crazy some of our diary room sessions

Were.

Roll the tape!

Oh, god!

It's so early.

What can I talk about to make me tired?

I don't know.

I really don't.

I don't know.

I hate when I get asked questions because I really don't

Know.

I'm pretty sure all my efforts have not worked.

Well, I have gas-- just kid canning, I don't have gas.

I have to burp or a heart attack.

We'll find out shortly.

[ Burping ].

It was gas.

Paul is getting on my nerves.

He's loud and says pissed and friendship all the time and it's annoying.

You know me, I never cared.

What can't I get a damn rachel and brendon experience.

If I was anybody else I wouldn't keep me in the house.

I hate guys.

Hurt my heart.

Are you single?

I just need to check out from this house for a while.

Dude, I don't think I've cried in, like, years.

Oh, gosh, here we go.

No one even knows who I am.

There's nothing I can do except just lay in bed all day.

Are there tissues in here?

I never thought I'd come in here and be emotionless.

Like, what!

Oh, god!

This season is so much harder than my last season.

So nuts.

And I don't cry.

I guess I'm not just made for this.

I don't know.

Nicole, you didn't learn from hayden?

Are you serious!

Now you're up corey's a*s.

I hope it's a double eviction so I just go home!

God!

[ Blowing nose ] oh, gross.

So we were all in a duo.

I mean, basically all a showmance.

Yours was a showmance, too.

Yours was a propro-mance.

Ours was a power couple.

That's true.

Cheers to the two showmances and a weird bromance, I guess.

It's parsley.

You don't know.

Can you read?

It says-- don't even read it.

Don't even read it.

You're going to make something up that's not even on there.

You don't know.

Stop!

You told me not to read.

You said don't read it.

Okay.

How long have you guys been married?

Years, and I'm sick of his [ bleep ].

I'm going to roll up my sleeves, I think it's a better

Look.

Keep them down, keep them down.

I think it looks better rolled up.

No, no, no.

Victor and paul they have been spending so much time

Together.

Now we want me to keep sleeves down.

I want to you roll them up.

It's like they're an old married couple.

I need a guitar in my hand right now.

Actually, you know, what?

I'm going to stop doing dishes.

No more dishes.

But you have to do your own dishes.

No, because you don't do your own dishes.

Your feet are constantly sweaty.

Dude, I don't sweet.

It could just be moisture.

No, your feet sweat more than anything else on your body.

Vic, mutt the lid on.

No, bro, you don't know what you're doing, put lid on.

You two as a couple are hilarious.

I'm not putting lid on.

Even though paul and victory find everything to bicker about,

I think their love for one another runs super deep.

He's my trusting buddy.

He's my ride or die.

He's my sitting duck.

He's my everything.

You have seen his butt?

Have you seen paul's butt?

Oh, my.

As the ciewf cutest little butt.

Good night, buddy.

Victor and paul, I could honestly watch them all day.

They're hilarious.

I love you,.

I love you, too, man.

I have to give it to victor.

I really appreciate the kid speaking me spanish.

He helped me out so I could talk to natalie in her native tongue.

I bet you liked her native tongue.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I plead the fifth.

[ Quauking ].

James, why don't you learn some spanish words, babe?

Quieto.

Quiero.

What?

Wow.

I wonder who taught you that one?

James trying to learn spanish is super cute.

It makes me happy and it makes me laugh because it's funny.

That means I care for you.

It's a step before love.

Yay!

[ Speaking spanish from know

Oh, god!

Hate-- what?

You hate me.

Okay, I see how it is.

Your boy knows spanish.

Boy thinks he knows spanish.

Natalie was definitely impressed with me learning

Spanish and talking to her, so maybe I can help you out with

Some texas lingo and help you out with.

Corey!

Corey!

Obviously you guy knows I loved working with corey.

He was also very good to look at.

[ Harp music ] corey and I got along super

Great, but after -something days together here, we still

Haddatives once in a while.

I'm going to shower.

Already?

Why?

What if we're running in a little bit?

When you are.

Why are you talking like that?

Are you serious?

Your true colors are starting to show.

Oooh!

Oooh.

Oh, come on, nic.

Nic.

Nicole, it's a joke.

Are you for real mad?

%.

Oh!

Doghouse for sure!

Nicole, you know I'm kidding.

Nicole!

That was the meanest thing that you could have said to me.

It was a joke, nicole.

I don't care.

Are you serious?

Are you kidding?

No.

I'm dead serious.

Nicole!

You know that was-- you know exactly what to say

To hurt me.

I was obviously kidding.

Nicole!

It was a joke.

I don't care!

I honestly don't want to talk to you right now.

Seriously, stop saying that.

That hurt my feelings.

I don't know why you had to say that.

You can't do that.

I can't-- then don't say stuff like what.

I'm stressed.

I'm a girl.

I'm hanging out with guys /.

You guys can joke with me and stuff.

But that hurt my feelings about my true colors.

Honestly, I think your true colors are nicole.

Not like when every single day--

Every single day?

That was not nice to say.

That was one of the worst things you could have said.

I need a look at these losers who aren't here anymore.

The people who tried to take us out.

But didn't succeed.

Dude, I do miss matily.

It seems like just yesterday corey was in color.

I already miss him.

I don't miss any of these people so I don't really understand.

There are so many different personalities that were in this house.

Look, no hate on bridgette, but her best friend was a basil plant.

That was a little weird.

She fed the plant human food.

So bridgette was clearly losing her mind, or if not, already

Lost her mind.

Hello there, little cutie.

Since I lost frank, the house has been kind of lonely for me.

But now that I have mr. Jenkinss, at least I have a

Friend to turn to.

He's a great listener.

He's always there for me.

He's always hungry when I'm hungry.

Here you go.

She's a little weird.

He suntans with me.

Like mother like son.

Yeah.

Mr. Jefngips.

What a cutie.

He's a great friend.

We are baby-sitting mr. Jenks.

Hey, jenks.

Jenkinss, the basil plant.

He has this cute giraffe, and vic has his alligator, and I

Just feel like all I have is mr. Jenkins.

I know you like your plants.

It's my stress mechanism, talking to a freaking basil

Plant.

That's my new strategy.

I think bridgette and mr. Jenkins has a friend-mance

Going on.

I don't know what they have.

It's a plant.

He's growing up to be a handsome little tree.

I kaine believe he's still going.

I can't believe he sprouted new leaves.

Look.

It's crazy.

You can see each one has a new sprout.

Oh.

That are growing, literally, each one.

Sometimes I give him some of my coffee in the morning.

Oh, really?

He looks hungry.

I give him a pita chip or too.

I threw a pita chip in there one time.

Bridgette had her plant, but core had his cat.

Meech throwing fur ba*ls and scratching up all your

Furniture.

One cat I would not like to have.

She did sleep a lot.

She did.

She took a lot of cat naps.

I probably should go feed my cat in a little bit, michelle.

[ Meow ].

I put a saucer of milk by her bed every morning.

She likes it.

Milk.

Her name is michelle, and it sound leak a cool little alley

Cat.

I'm just a grumpy cat.

See what I brought you.

Good girl.

She is either really hyper, jumping around all over the

Place... Or she sleeps all day.

[ Meow ].

Are you such a lazy cat.

[ Purring ] I pet michelle quite a bit.

She likes her neck and her shoulders.

All right, that's good, thank you.

But if you don't pet her the right way, michelle freak out on

You.

Meech!

You almost got me, nishell.

Get nicole in here.

Nicole!

What?

Can you come in here.

I don't feel very good.

Really?

My stomach hurts.

I hate you.

Quick survey, by a show of hands, does anybody here miss

Big meech?

Oh, crickets.

Looks like nobody has hands.

I don't miss you, big meech, but I do miss my buddy victor.

The one thing I do mis about victor was his laugh.

You have to give it to the guy.

He was jolly.

[ Laughing ].

His laugh is something else.

He's got that down.

I literally of napping today and I heard it, like, times.

He-he-he.

I don't know how he does it.

Victor has a very, very strange laugh.

His eyes get really big.

His face doesn't move, and he just kind of does a he-he-he-he-

I can't believe what guys really talk about behind

Closed doors.

He-he-he-he.

That's-- that was-- pretty close.

h*-h*-h*.

Ha-ha-ha.

Victor laugh is super deep and super villain-like.

Ha-ha-ha!

I might put myself back on slop just for my own benefit.

I didn't have it for a week, so I'm going to take two days--

When you laugh it's like an ego boost.

It's like, damn, I'm that funny.

I like it.

You know, victor was known for his laugh.

I'm pretty sure I was known for yelling at people in that

Kitchen over there all the time.

You guys keep on saying stuff about me.

I can hear it.

All of you all are paranoid about me am I wrong?

So you're making assumptions.

No, I trust my observations.

I thought that I had your back, and that you had my back.

He totally had your back, james.

Biggest liar, manipulator met house.

Hey, bud, I'm pretty sure I'm not talking to you, so why don't

You mind your own business.

I don't care.

You're biggest baby in the house.

You think you can talk to anybody you want with no

Repercussions.

That's what you think, too.

When have I ever spoken to you in any way.

All time you're a [ bleep ].

You're a bully.

You talk down to people.

Who do I talk down to?

That's why you say stuff behind your back because you're

A terrible person.

You like to kick people when they're down and then cry.

This is exactly how you talk your way out of stuff.

Anyway, james, as I was saying to you, I never had a

Problem with you, up until I was on the block.

So i-- I put ow the block.

No, you didn't.

He actually had no influence.

Natalie put you on the block.

He had no influence.

I personally think that you had a lot to do with it, more

Than you say that you did.

All james said, what came out of his mouth were, whoever you

Decide to put up, I support your decision.

Right.

You guys have made decisions together a lot.

I begged him not to put bridgette up.

I said,ing, you better not put bridgette up.

Begged him, begged him."

That was her best friend and I put her up anyway.

I was pissed at him and didn't talk to him next day.

I will throw myself under the bus on this one.

Sheeped victor to stay.

I keep fighting him to have victor stay.

And I'm kind of like I tonight know.

My god.

Like, literally, you're in an alliance working with us in a

Final four and you want victor to stay?

What kind of strategic madness is that?

It makes no sense on any level.

Yo, natalie and james I got your guys' backs and you bring up

Mine and core's names all time.

That's not how I play "big brother."

I have a hard time believing that.

I'm done fighting.

It's time for america's vote.

The "big brother" houseguests have fought hard.

They've laughed.

Cried.

And played their hearts out.

And now you get to award your favorite houseguest $, in

Cash.

The winner of the special prize will be announced during the

Live season finale of "big brother" on wednesday, september .

Go to cbs.com and vote for your favorite houseguest now.

We wouldn"t be here without the who departed so let's toast to them.

Instead of a cheers, how about a moment of silence.

Which might be a little bit difficult for me.

I'm getting on this thing.

I need more room.

Freakazoids, come on.

Sit back look a hawk.

What!

What!

I am in an aspiring mathematician.

My dream is to use prime numbers to fight against hackers for the

N.s.a.

You're safe.

No, I'm not!

I get excited when pixels move.

Guess where you're going, home?

I'm not going to go home this week.

There are plenty weeks.

I heard it was somebody's birthday in the building.

Don't cry, little cabbage patch kid.

Dang!

I'm going to keep it together.

Don't do that.

Shut up.

Shut your mouth.

Yeah!

Back in the the house!

I've had an awesome summer with all of you guys, getting to

Know each and every one of you.

Just kidding!

You took pablo?

[ Quauking ] natalie!

Thanks, america!

I've been stabbed in back twice.

This is the third time.

I just kicked myself in the butt for that.

Getting the game of harry potter.

Woo!

Let's go.

Well, guys and girls, it's been an amazing summer.

Yeah, one of us is walking away with half a million, and

One is walking away with "k."

And one is walking away with nothing.

So may the best man or woman win.

It was all fun and friendship this season, but it's time for

All that to end.

Reality is, there's only one winner in "big brother," and if

I want to get there, I gotta win my way to the top.

Step one, your boy's got to win this final h.o.h.

Cheers to the final three.

It's time to turn on each other.

Bring it on.

Yes!

Oh!

What is this?

What!

What!

What!

Wooo!

Oh, I see milk.

I see a freaking mouse.

Kitty litter.

Kitty litter.

This competition is extremely important for me.

Even though I made a final two deal with nicole and james, I

Don't trust either of them to take me to that spot.

I have to win myself to get there.

And guess what I'm going to do?

Win.

Pablo!

Welcome to part one of the final three-part head of household

Competition.

The first-place feline will be feeling fine when this game is finished.

Because they'll automatically advance to part of the final

H.o.h. Competition.

This competition is called, "hang in there, kitty."

And here's how it works.

A laser will direct you around the yard, and eventually land on

Either the scratching post, the window ledge, or the couch.

Chase the laser closely because once it stops, you'll only have

Seconds to climb up on to that endurance game and get into

The designated position before the laser turns off.

Once the laser turns off, you'll need to stay up in your position

Until the laser turns back on and moves again, taking you to

Your next station.

Oh, my god.

You fall off before the the laser comes on, you'll be out

Out of the competition.

The last cat standing will be the winner and advance directly

To part three of this final head of household competition.

Are you crazy cats ready to play "hang in there kitty?"

Wooo!

This is intense.

Wow!

I've been watching this show since I've been, like, eight

Years old.

And to actually be a part of final three is just beyond

Amazing.

It may have taken me two seasons to get here, but I'm here now,

And nothing's going to stop me from sitting in one of those

Final two chairs.

Oh, corey.

Wait a minute.

I feel like I'm in a good spot with nicole and paul.

I feel like either one of them would take me to final two, but

In this game, you don't want to leave it to luck.

You've got to win comps in order to secure your spot.

Me-ow.

Me-ow.

This competition is massively important.

I scawrd myself in the final three, and now I don't trust

Nicole or james to put me up in the final two.

I'm this close to winning half a million dollars.

This is absolutely crazy, almost as crazy as me.

Oh, great.

It's beyond freezing.

Why are they watering us?

What are we a plant?

We're bad cats.

Actually, cat hate water.

Except my cat.

My cat loves water.

Right in my freaking face.

Oh!

Okay!

Yeah, this is going to suck.

Who will win the final three-part head of household

Competition, and who will the jury crown as the winner of "big

Brother"?

Plus, who did america vote as their favorite houseguest?

Find out on the -minute live season finale at a special time,

Wednesday, :, : central, immediately following the

Premiere of "survivor."

We can jump down, right?

You little-- come here, you little red dot you.

Don't you run.