19x27 - Episode 27

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Announcer: previously on "big brother," after cody and

Elena were taken out in the double eviction --.

Julie: you are evicted from the "big brother" house.

Announcer: -- mark became the houses number-one target.

It's me against the whole house, but they're not going to

Get me out that easily.

Announcer: and a code-cracking head of household

Competition -- unfortunately, mark, I'm

Sorry, you've been eliminated.

Announcer: -- paul gave christmas an early stocking

Stuff.

Why not just toss it to my home girl christmas, who is not

Going to put me up, and I get to sit become and relax.

I'm sorry, paul.

That's wrong.

Christmas, congratulations.

You are the new head of household.

There you go.

Announcer: with plan the back door mark under way...

The target this week is mark.

Announcer: ...josh helped christmas zero in on back-up

Why would jason say I'm on the fence with mark when he puts

Mark up.

Why are you playing with cody and mark?

Why?

Announcer: and the crossfiter got paul on board.

If mark wins the veto and doesn't use it, who goes home?

Jason.

Alex no longer has jason as a ride-or-die, she needs me to

Continue her game further.

Announcer: a new twist sprang the life.

The wild, wild world of rodeos is going on here?

I don't know.

Five apples hang from the tree.

You have no idea if an apple contains a power or a

Punishment.

Yeah.

Announcer: and mark was tempted by the fruit, hoping to

Get a power to help him survive the week.

An apple has been picked from the tree of temptation.

Save a friend.

Unfortunately for me right now, I don't have any friends in the

House, but maybe I can still use this to my advantage moving

Forward.

Announcer: before nominations mark revealed whom

He was keeping safe.

Paul, you gave me friendship week one, the least I can do,

Give you safety for a week.

Thank you.

Announcer: while christmas revealed her pawns.

I've nominated you matt and you jason.

If mark wins the veto, I've nominated two ponce, so if I

Don't get mark, I get the break up another power couple.

Announcer: tonight will mark get chance to save himself

With the power of veto?

Wake up, everybody!

Zingbot?

Announcer: zingbot is back, and he's more ruthless than

Ever.

Zing, zing, zing.

Oh, that's just mean.

What the...

Announcer: all this right now on "big brother."

Oh, my god.

He's having baby.

Oh, buddy.

Captioning funded by cbs this nomination ceremony is

Adjourned.

Don't run into me.

I nominated matt and jason as pawns in order to back door

Mark.

But if mark wins the veto this week and I can't get him out of

This house, then jason is my number-two target and he'll be

Going home.

I really was not expecting that.

It's the least I could do.

Thank you.

I used my save-a-friend power on paul this week because he's a

Very powerful player in the game right now.

He's good with everybody and he's great in competitions, so

Hopefully this can build some goodwill between us.

Look, mark, I know that you know that I know I was

Completely safe this week, especially after threw the

H.o.h. Competition.

You pretty much got a birthday gift you didn't like it and you

Saved it an rewrapped it and gave it to me, and I still want

You out.

So this is my third time going up as a pawn.

Obviously it's not fun.

If mark happens to win the veto, then both myself and jason will

Most likely be stuck on the block and at risk of being

Evicted.

The is the way you hug it out after a ceremony.

The thing is this, if he gets it, I think matt's going home.

They're in the voting against you.

You can't lose.

The target this week is mark.

I'm fine as a pawn.

The block doesn't scare me too bad, because I know I get to

Play in the veto.

So I got this.

Four times.

Yeah.

We're just talking about how crazy this summer is.

I think she ruined your game.

I mean, I ruined my own game.

It's in the like she lied about anything.

I aligned with the wrong people.

There's nothing to do but the laugh at it.

I really respect the way that you handle things.

I wish more people could handle it the way that you did.

You're a good guy, mark.

You guys are good, too.

Think of me tomorrow.

Good night, mark.

I like him so much.

He's very genuine.

Yeah.

There's a big part of me that likes mark.

I have a big heart for him.

He's having a hard week, and I can emfa these with that a lot.

If he wins the veto, jason is

Going home.

Break up a showmance.

Yeah.

So obviously get mark out, because mark will stir the pot

And make things difficult.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Strategically what our benefit here is we have people

That no one would have expected, which is the dopiest thing.

The girl who broke her leg.

The nut case.

The nut case.

I love it.

Exactly.

So what are we thinking top five?

Last season I didn't think about the end until the end

Came.

I need the pick people that I can beat both in competitions

And beat when it comes down jury voting, and honestly, josh and

Christmas are not terrible options at this point.

Take this

Into consideration, do we want a pair or do we want kevin as one

Of them?

A pair is not good because in the veto they will save

Themselves always and it could hurt one of us.

I want kevin.

I don't think alex should go before jason.

You don't think she'll team up on us?

What will she do?

She's single.

If alex wins h.o.h., We have her take matt out so we don't have

That on our hands.

Sure I have a side deal with alex.

But I cannot stand up and protect anybody at this point

Because even if I show a little bit of a fact that I have a

Sidekick, I immediately paint a huge target on my back.

What I really need right now is for the two pairs, jason and

Alex, and matt and raven, to take each other out.

So us three, kevin and raven?

I think so.

I feel good with that?

So we have five right now.

Five is solid.

If I can make it to the end with josh, christmas, raven and

Kevin, not only do I feel like I can sweep the competition, but

If I lose, I'm confident at least a few of them would pull

Me up in a final two.

This could actually work.

Please none of you crack.

You've both progressed in the game, it's like watching my

Children grow.

I can't believe we're here.

Believe it.

You need the tie in with me and let's lock it down.

Lock it in.

Then I ain't locking others in anymore.

I'm done.

I mean, I understand this is a game and all I need is one win

To turn around the house, have something else happen, but just

Right now in this moment, it's... It's very difficult, but

I would love nothing more than to win the veto and stay off the

Block.

It's just a very lonely feeling right now.

Hey, everyone, it's time to pick players for the veto

Competition.

[Cheering and applause] only six people will participate

In the veto competition, the head of household, the two

Nominee, and three other players selected by random draw.

Will the nominees please join me up here?

I know there's been a lot of talk about future game play, but

Right now we need to focus on the matter at hand.

That's mark going home.

He can't get picked the play the veto, because it can throw a

Wrench in the plan.

Whatever you do, don't pick mark.

I as head of household and the two nominees will each pull

A chip out of the box to determine the three other

Players competing in the veto competition.

As h.o.h., I will pull first.

Houseguest choice.

I pick raven.

Yay, me.

I was planning to pick paul if I got houseguest choice.

I really just had a brain fart because her big doughy eyes were

About to burst into tears if I didn't pick her, so I picked

Her.

I have no idea what happened.

Blacked out.

Houseguest choice.

I choose paul.

There's only one chip left to be pulled, and my life in this

House depends on my name getting picked and being able to compete

In this veto competition.

Mark.

Oh, baby.

Let's compete.

Yes!

I don't care what kind of competition it is, I'm going to

Win that veto.

Oh, gosh, worst-case scenario.

And I could be the target at this point.

It's critical that I go out there and take home this veto.

"Big brother" will inform us when the competition is to

Good luck.

Good luck, amigos.

Don't freak out, buddy.

I'm not.

I can see it.

You're reading into it.

Jason, I'm not going to vote you out.

I know.

I didn't mess that up, did any

No.

I would just pick you, but I wanted to make sure that we win

The veto.

I'm dumbfounded because I've got christmas picking raven to

Play in the veto instead of alex, which is the clear better

Competitor.

So I'm going to go out there and make dag gone sure I bring home

That veto.

Here's the thing, I thought about it real fast.

They have smaller players.

So now we have a more diverse team.

I don't know, I should have...

I... This is stressful.

What's going on, bud?

I just feel so emotionally drained right now.

All the ups and downs.

How do you feel?

Drained.

There's not a week where I was just like...

Excited to play the veto?

Yeah, that's what "big brother" is.

Back against the wall.

See what happens.

Try to get lucky.

If I can win something, you know ...

You've won like four competitions.

Yeah, but hopefully I can make that five today.

It's me versus everybody right now.

I don't care if it's one versus five, one versus ten, one versus

.

I win this veto, I'm sticking around the house.

This is w*r.

Win or go home.

Wake up, everybody!

Zingbot, zingbot.

Oh, my god.

I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.

It's zingbot.

Oh, my god.

I'm back.

It's zingbot.

Zingbot.

Zingbot.

I can't believe zingbot is here.

He comes in the house every year, and he roasts people.

You know what, zingbot, I'm ready for it, bring it on.

What's up, losers?

Zingbot is here, b*tches.

Who would have thought a robot who got his start on a reality

Show could become the king.

Show your respect.

I am president of planet zing.

Everyone's bowing to zingbot.

I'm thinking, why is everyone bowing to this robot.

I'm not going to bow to you, zingbot.

I don't wow to anybody, especially a robot.

Oh, god.

Your boy made it to zingbot.

This is awesome.

This is the highlight of my summer, and I can't wait the

Hear him zing me, or not.

President zingbot is here, b*tches.

Hey!

Oh, zingbot comes into the house every year and roasts all the

Houseguests, and I'm not quite sure why all these houseguests

Are so excited because he's about to zing you where it

Hurts.

Mark, I think you might be my sexual because every time you

Tried to get sexual with elena, she said bye.

Zing.

Zing.

Zing.

I mean, I'm not quite sure how to move on from this.

Elena, I was crazy about her.

Mark!

Oh, my god.

Zing.

God, I love zingbot.

That's cold.

That's cold.

Alex, I see you've been forced to carry around a ton of

Dead weight, or as I like the call it, jason.

Zing.

Zing.

Oh- oh.

Zing.

Really, zingbot?

I'm in a -pound x helmet in a flashy-colored spandex suit and

You want the call me out now?

At least I don't stick out right now.

I pull my own weight.

This guy is ruthless.

He doesn't care about anybody's feelings and I love it.

Oh, poor raven, you got the worst punishment ever.

Oh, poor raven, you got the worst punishment ever.

Okay.

Oh, wait, that's just your face.

Zing.

Zing.

That was mean.

That makes no sense.

I don't get it.

What are you talking about in?

Boo boo, it's your make-up.

Just relax.

It's not a big deal.

Ruthless.

Ruthless.

Zing!

You're mean.

I like you still, though.

Josh, my heart goes out to you.

You've shed so many tears this summer.

Too bad you can't shed any weight.

Zing.

What the [bleeped] oh, man.

Josh has been called fat by jess cash cody, and now zingbot?

Maybe we need to keep josh away from meatballs.

Big brother, stop giving us meatballs.

I'm havana not.

Give me a week or two.

Paul, last season you taught me so much, like how to have

Friendship, how to be pissed, and how to lose , dollars.

Zing!

Oh, that's just mean.

That's just mean.

Zing.

Paul, I felt really bad when you lost to nicole last season,

But I won't feel bad when you lose to me.

Zing!

Matt, congrats on making it so far in the game, especially

Since the only thing you've done is raven.

Zing.

Oh, my god.

Zing.

Zing.

Zing.

Zing.

Zing president makes a fantastic point.

In reality, that's the only thing I've done well.

Zing.

Kevin.

I hear you like to use saran wrap to preserve your youth.

News flash: too freaking late!

Zing.

Zing.

Zing.

He plays no games.

You don't mess with kev.

We could find zingbot at the bottom of the river tomorrow.

Zing.

Alex.

I'm sweating.

What do you call someone with bleached blonde hair, likes to

Wear cat ears and handles lots of weird?

[Bleeped] [laughter]

Zing.

That was a good one.

Zing president, you forgot to mention her potentially low-cut

Bras.

Those things are dangerously close the popping out.

If big brother doesn't work out...

Oh, my god.

I am not touching that joke even if I had a ten-foot weiner.

I'm pulling a forrset gump and booking it.

Christmas, you have such a good heart, I can guarantee you

Will find no coal in your stocking this holiday season.

However, you will find eight surgery, six years of rehab,

Five titanium screws, three bill, two crutches, and a guilty

Rodeo clown.

Zing, zing, zing.

Zing.

Oh, my god.

And a guilty rodeo clown.

He hits you where it hurts, but at the end of the day,

Zingbot, you got to love the robot.

I need to get home to planet zing as fast as possible, and I

Need your help.

We'll help.

So get dressed and meet me in the backyard.

It's time for the veto competition.

Nice.

Now that we have the zings out of the way, it's time to get

To business.

This is w*r.

It's me versus the house.

There are no other options.

I need to win this veto right now.

Zing!

Oh, yeah.

I knew it, I knew it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I wanted this so bad.

What's up, losers!

Zingbot!

We walk out into the yard.

I'm seeing stars, planets, galaxies, zingbot, I've been

Accused of being out to space.

I mean, I'm right at home here.

Look me up.

I'm ready to go.

Houseguest, as you know, zing president desperately needs your

Help.

Christmas, unfortunately, you won't be able to help zingbot

Because you have not been medically cleared to compete in

This competition.

Always getting the boot.

Sorry, zingbot.

Once again I can't play the veto competition.

I'm hoping paul pulls out a solid win for me this week so I

Can control what's going on.

Despite scandal after scandal, zingbot still ran away

With the presidential election, holding the highest office of

Planet zing, however, while training, a new scandal emerged

That rocked the galaxy.

They're reporting that zingbot colluded with president puntino

Planet pun.

Zing president needs to get home to control himself but he ran

Out of petroleum.

He needs your help.

Zingbot.

On go you will use petroleum, head down your lane the pour it

Into one of the fuel tanks.

The first player to fill the tank so they can remove the

Floating zing will win the golden power of veto.

But you have a choice to make.

You could choose to retrieve the orb, which will allow you to

Make eight trips using zingbots super scooper.

On your mark, get celt, go.

Good luck, guys.

I need to win the veto.

I don't have anything in the house to support me, and it's

Win or go home.

Every drop of this zinctroleum is my life in the house.

Rave, good job, girl.

I'm so out of it.

Be careful.

Oh, my gosh.

Come on, jason, do it, do it, do it!

I feel like there is something fishy going on.

Christmas made a really weird choice picking raven, so I'm

Going to make dang sure they win this veto.

It looks like jason is going for the super scooper.

It looks like raven is going for the sooner scooper.

Paul is going for the big tank.

It looks like mark is going for the super scooper.

Be careful, mark.

This veto competition is super important.

Mark is a huge threat.

And I got the make sure that he loses.

Last year when I played this competition, I went for the

Smaller one to get the big scooper, but I pretty much just

Wasted my time and blew it.

So I don't want the take that risk this year.

I'm going to g*n it back and forth for the big one.

Come on, paul, come on, claw you way to the top.

It looks like it's close between paul and matt.

This competition is extremely hard, but I definitely want the

Win this veto competition to secure my safety and to also

Make sure that we can send mark home this week.

Come on, raven.

I really want the win this veto so I can pull matthew off

And secure our safety.

Raven, are you okay?

Good.

But I quickly realized that was not going to happen.

Ouch.

That's gotta hurt.

Super cute.

You got it, paul.

Holy smokes.

This is so funny to see this meatball eat it.

It's like a pack of meatballs just falling all over.

It's hilarious.

Meatballs zing.

Every time mark falls, I'm getting the shock waves.

It's . On the rictder scale.

Zing.

Come on, buddy.

Jason, come on.

By all means, take your time.

I've got to get out of here!

I feel like I pulled an arm.

What the heck.

I'm having a panic attack.

Raven is clearly not going to help me right now.

She's spending more time falling and on the ground.

She is moving slowly.

So I'm going to have to win this veto and pull myself off the

Block.

This is not my competition.

It's unfortunate this is a veto that my "big brother" life

Depends on, but I'm not giving up, it's going to be a big

Uphill battle, but there's still hope.

Are you okay, mark?

Good push, mark.

Good bush.

I am almost full with my little bowl, and paul is

Probably just less than half-way in his big bowl.

I know that the big scoop is the way to go.

It's a gamble, but I got to win the veto.

And jason has earned his super scooper.

You got the big one?

Yeah.

Good for him.

So I have the super scooper, but you only get eight trips

With the big scoop.

So it's going to be a lot of quick trips, down and back, and

Hopefully I can take the lead.

This competition is a mixture of endurance, balance, speed,

And not falling down.

So you got to remember, as much as this is a race, it's also

Marathon because in the end, if you tire yourself out, you're

Going to lose.

That looked like jason made great progress with his eight

Scoops and that's it.

So my sooner scooper idea worked great.

I got the lead over paul.

But now it's back to the funnel.

I want the make sure I maintain my speed, and it will take me

All the way to the win.

It's a three-way race between matt, paul, and jason.

It's okay, paul, you're okay.

Nice work, paul.

Nice work.

I need you to step it up, paul, and win this veto, because

We have to keep the power on our side.

Oh, my gosh.

Jason is in front with matt and paul not far behind.

Mark is doing so terribly at this point that my job here is

Done.

If jason and matt win, that's perfect, because the last thing

I want to do is win this veto and have to make a decision

Between matt and jason and pisss off both of the couples.

Jason, go for another cup.

Just go for another cup.

You didn't fall the whole game.

Jason wins.

Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.

Dog pile!

Congratulations, jason.

You have won the power of veto.

Jason, congratulations.

Chew on this, zingbot.

There she is, veto.

I'm pulling myself off the block, and I'm going to go and

Chill, because I accomplished brutal.

My legs are k*lling me, but it's totally worth it because I got

This baby.

Now go inside.

I'm sick of looking at you.

It sucks to lose, especially lose like that.

But I'm not on the block.

So if I can try the talk the christmas and convince her to

Put somebody else up, I'm safe for the week.

I'm not somebody to just roll over and die.

This week has gone perfectly for me.

Jason wins the veto and paints a massive target on his back.

Mark is going to get back doored and he's going to be sent out,

And I don't have to get any blood on my hands and I'm safe

So matter what.

It sounds like a successful week in my book.

There's an open spot on the block.

And although mark is my target, there are two pairs in the house

That should be split up.

I have a decision to make.

Jason is extremely annoyed.

Yes, I am, but I'm so extreme!

This helmet feels like lead.

I'm extremely fed up with carrying it around all day and

All night.

Not only, that I am and balding, so it's not good to be

Wearing a heavy helmet and rubbing more hair off the top of

My head.

Well, well.

I hate this thing.

I've done my time.

Now get me out of the suit before I rip it off.

Jason, that was an extreme week.

Good job.

Your punishment is extremely over.

Yeah!

I can't get my helmet off.

One more extreme, one more extreme.

Okay.

Ready?

Ready?

I'm so extreme!

[Applause] [bugle blowing]

Alex, you have been a great camp guide.

Thank you for your service and all your delicious wieners.

Your job is done.

I never want to see another hot dog, not one at a stadium,

Not one at a birthday, not one at a picnic.

I hate hot dogs!

No more wieners ever again.

How does it feel?

It feels good.

What's up, guys?

Hey, how are you?

Perfect, both you guys up here.

Unfortunately I lost the veto.

I have to try to convince christmas that she needs me in

This house.

Well, tomorrow's the day.

I just wanted to come up and see if there was any deals or final

Words I could say to try to change your mind.

You know, every day in the house is different.

I am all alone and I am pledging my allegiance to you

Two if you keep me off the block.

Not only that, there's a big move that could be made.

That could help your two chances of getting $,.

I know I don't need to spell it out for you.

You have to give me more than that, buddy.

You have to give me more.

This stays here?

Yes.

Look at alex and jason.

Not only are they winning, but everybody likes them.

They compete.

They got kevin.

They might have paul.

I don't know.

If I was in your guys situation, you send alex home, probably the

Biggest competitor in the house.

If -- she wins, she competes.

If she's down in the final four, final three, there's a good

Chance she's going to win.

You guys have a huge opportunity, especially you,

Christmas, to make that kind of move.

I'm still going to be the bigger target in the house.

You have a good argument.

I know it's a big scary decision, big game move, so

Thank you guys for hearing me out.

Thank you.

Alex is a huge target because she has jason locked in, and

Between jason and alex, they can dominate h.o.h.s and vetoes

Back-to-back.

That's pretty dangerous in this game.

It might be better to take her out sooner than later.

What are you thinking?

I'm going through my calculations.

Jalex, they're a power duo.

We need to split that up now.

She can do this.

She's mentally up for it.

So why wouldn't we get rid of her now?

Why wouldn't we?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hey, everybody, it's time for the veto meeting.

This is the veto meeting.

Matt and I have been nominated for eviction, but I have the

Power to veto one of those nominations.

I have decided to use the power of veto on myself.

So christmas, since I have vetoed one of your nominations,

You have to name a new houseguest as a replacement

Nominee.

So mark, first night they was on the block, you said you would

Vote for me if I could do you favor later, since then we've

Had lots of ups and down, last night I listened to your

Campaign to stay in the house, and with that, I feel like my

Obligation to you have been fulfilled, so now I nominate you

As a replacement nominee.

As a replacement nominee.

This veto meeting is adjourned.

As hard as this is for me right now.

I'm not dead yet.

I can still charm a few people.

I'm not going to give up.

I have never given up on anything.

See what happens.

So I'm trying to pitch in and do my part, but I've got to be

Honest, being on the block is starting to get pretty darn old.

People are going to start getting ideas and they might

Just take a shot at me, which is pretty scary.

Finally mark's up on the block.

We got to make the right move this week and get him out of the

Game.

It's getting down to the nitty-gritty, and now I got to

Put my mind in motion.

Everybody has start firing at each other, and hopefully I can

Sit on the sidelines and watch the fireworks.

I needed to put mark on the block.

Whoever was in power, he's pledged his loyalty to.

Frankly, his loyalty is poop.

However, having matt on the block is very tempting, because

I definitely need to start striking at the power couples

When I can.

This may be too good of a shot not to take.

Who will be evicted from the "big brother" house, matt or

Mark?

Find out thursday at :, : central on "big brother."