19x33 - Episode 33

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Announcer: previously on "big brother," with the entire

House trusting paul, he secretly wanted to split up jason and

Alex.

In a perfect world, one of you two take the shot.

I want the take a shot.

With christmas and josh on shot -- board to take a shot at

Alex and jason, I just have to sit back.

I toll kevin, on like the first day throw it.

I'm literally speechless.

And one by one they went.

Giving christmas the crown.

Christmas is the new head of household.

Jason is my number-one target, but alex is my back-up.

We have to split this super couple, and I'm the lucky one

That gets to take the shot.

Announcer: thinking kevin was the target --

I love christmas and she's a true homey and she's going to do

What we have to do.

Announcer: -- alex volunteered to be a pawn.

Okay.

Announcer: joshma s and paul decided alex and paul

Needed to go up together.

But after alex thought kevin should be a back door.

Kevin is the target this week, but we want to make sure

We don't freak him out, because he gets super paranoid when he

Thinks he's going up on the block, so I think it is better

To put up two pawns so he won't see the back door coming.

Alex proposed two pawns to christmas.

Do you want to put up two pawns and him or one pawn with

Him.

It's up to you how far you go with that.

Alex has suggested two pawns go up.

Do I make it seem like it's pawns and the plan is to back

Door kevin?

Or do I make it clear jason is my target?

At this point I have to decide whether I want the play the

Honest game or the sneaky snake game.

At the nomination ceremony...

I have nominated you alex and you jason.

Announcer: christmas drew a line in the sand.

Jason, I have nominated you because you are an incredible

Competitor.

You are a triple threat.

And with that I need to be able to in this position take out a

Strong male figure.

Announcer: but jalex didn't quite get it.

But I do trust christmas and I trust her judgment.

She must have plan to back door kevin.

Announcer: tonight, will the power of veto save jason or

Alex, and bobby moynihan surprises the houseguests.

Plus someone is on to paul's game.

Will the puppet master finally be exposed?

All this right now on "big brother."

This nomination ceremony is adjourned.

I nominated jason and alex this week because it's time that we

Take care of that super duo.

Jason is my main target, so if all goes well, I'm going to send

That cow by riding off into the sunset to jury house.

Yee-haw.

I'm not letting you win, so...

I expected to be a pawn because I agreed to it, but

Jason, jason!

But like I need to relax, because we do have plan, and it

Is to get kevin out.

Jason and I just need to win that veto so we can send old man

River up the river.

Christmas put me and alex on the block.

The life instantly got sucked out of me.

I was pretty certain that the plan was to get kevin out, so I

Don't know what's going on.

At all.

This is all just the get him out, right?

I don't know.

Nobody said nothing to me about it.

News flash, I know exactly what's going on, because it was

All my idea to target you.

Just keep calm.

If you start freaking out...

I'm in the freaking out because I have know idea what's

Going on.

There's nothing that happens here that paul does not know

About, so I'm fairly certain that I'm being kind of duped by

Paul to keep me calm, so that's kind of creepy.

Somebody airlift me out of here.

I can't take it.

You all right?

What's the matter?

I don't know what's going on here.

What do you think is going on?

I don't know.

They can't put both of you up as pawns.

Use your heads.

They're hoping one of you guys go home.

What they're doing now is you and alex are the best to

Players.

They don't have a chance to get you both again.

So think about it.

How the hell would you know if I'm the target or not the

Target?

I don't even know if I'm the target or not the target.

If you don't win, you're going home, so if you win, she's

Going home.

And that's just how it is, jay.

I know she's your girl, but that's what's going to happen.

They're not using no one as pawn.

I don't like seeing jason on the block.

He's distraught.

Sometimes things are as they appear.

Don't be an idiot.

I didn't talk to nobody.

I can see what just happened.

You got it, knucklehead.

Finally, it hit you.

Finally, it hit you.

Who is working together?

I think she's doing it to throw homey off, but I have no

Idea.

My man jason busts through the doors and he's coming in

Hot.

He's asking me all type of crazy questions, and I'm trying to

Diffuse this guy, do a little bit of damage control so he

Doesn't go crazy and win this veto.

We got to get him out of this house, especially now that we

Have the chance.

Why would you put both of us?

You put raven up?

You mean to tell me now they're going to start working with

Raven?

I think I'm getting back doored %.

By who?

You all threw the comp to her.

You can't get back doored.

There are seven, all but one.

I could be the one.

Now get out of here.

Why would paul think that?

That scares me.

I think he knows what's going on.

Is paul was originally part of this plan, but now he's

Trying to get on everybody's good side.

This guy is good.

He's working all angles, he's working everybody, and I'm even

Buying it.

Jason, you're being wiggy.

I'm doing my best.

I thought I was going to poop my pants.

You?

I thought I was going to poop mine right there.

Kevin said, you and alex are going home, bud, open your eyes.

He said, you better win the veto.

I'm going... My gut was saying, it's okay, but my head was

Saying, why both of you?

I trust in her.

I trust in christmas.

It's me, you, or paul.

So I trust whatever it is.

It was scary.

It had to be real.

Jason, actually everything that I said in my speech was

True, so I'm not sure why you are convinced you are super

Safe.

Wow.

See why you cannot talk to him?

I trust in our team.

They're telling me another target, but I'm having a really,

Really, really hard time believing it, because I am on

The block next to alex.

So I'm just trying the stay calm.

Stay calm and you'll be fine.

I was like... The only way they're thinking this is

Because... I said what I said.

This is perfect.

Now jason or kevin can nominate.

Do I use the veto and pull her off?

Then you put kevin up.

We keep alex.

I am in amazement with how much jason and alex are believing

That they're safe.

Now all we have to do is win the veto so we can control

Everything this week.

They're getting bamboozled.

They're not even getting bamboozled.

They're bamboozling themselves.

Oh, my god.

Okay.

Oh, my god.

Don't panic yet.

If one of us doesn't come off the block -- [knocking]

We're not back dooring you, right?

They were wondering.

Listen, we don't know what the heck is going on and who is

Part of anything.

So let's think about this, so if you win, obviously you pull

Yourself off.

I'll pull him off.

He gets squirrely.

Best-case scenario would be me to win.

She puts kevin up.

So you want me to pull him off?

Yes.

Pull within of us off.

Last week I convinced everybody to throw the h.o.h.

Competition to christmas.

This week I'm trying to get the two nominees to throw the veto

Competition to me.

If I can pull this off, you might as well call me houdini.

We're talking serious game.

Everybody is deep.

Everybody is deep with you.

Go for the veto, he win, pulls one of us off.

He's safe, too.

And maybe they'll put you up because apparently you're in an

Alliance with christmas.

What?

I'm just making stuff up.

You can't do things like that.

That's funny, because jason's not one to throw these little

Assumptions left and right.

Somebody is feeding him and planting the seed in order to

Voice that opinion.

Paul, what is it that you're up to, buddy?

If I win, I pull you off.

That means kevin goes up.

If kevin is up there with alex, he's going to campaign to get

You out, but if he's sitting next to his pal, then he's not.

I'm going to walk before this looks weird.

I'm going to walk before this looks weird.

What is this?

What's happening?

What happened?

Paul has our back %, but he's working his end over jury,

Too.

I walk in here, and jason goes, so I'm hearing the rumor that

You have an alliance with christmas.

I'm like, new york I have a friendship with her, like we all

Do, but that's how we're working an angle.

And then he's telling him that he's going to get back doored.

I'm looking at my man paul, and this guy has played <span tts:fontstyle="italic">the</span>best

Game I've seen this season.

He's playing comparable to inspector russo, jerry from

Season .

I might be jumping the g*n, but even dan.

I have to let my girl christmas know that we got to keep our eye

On him.

Our agenda is to split up jason and alex.

So if I vote with you to vote jason out, if she wins h.o.h.,

She's going to put you and me on the block, and one of us is

Going to go.

So that whole angle that he wants to work protects him, but

Does it protect the three of us?

No, it doesn't.

It only protects paul.

I'm getting pissed off right now.

You need to shut your mouth and stop saying that.

Just hear my voice.

Okay.

I heard it.

But if you keep preaching, someone is going to hear it.

Josh does have a point, to get to final two realistically,

I need paul and josh.

They can still go head to head, but I can't do that in

Competitions.

I would rather take more of the bloodshed socially, because I

Know they're going to be able to get me further physically.

I don't even know if I'm going the make it that far.

If I make it that far, you're making that it far.

Before I came into this house, I said I was going to

Paul has played <span tts:fontstyle="italic">the</span>best game this season, but I'm going to do

Whatever it takes to win, so if I have an opportunity to take

The shot, I'm going to take it.

Just focus on veto.

Hey, everyone, it's time to pick players for the veto

Competition.

Yay.

Finally.

Only six people will participate in the veto

Competition, the head of household, the two nominees, and

Three others players selected by random draw.

Will the nominees please join me up here.

We're down to seven people, which means everybody except for

One plays this competition.

And I'm hoping that kevin doesn't get picked, because if

He is picked and wins, then he could potentially pull jason off

The block, and he woo ribs me getting out my number-one

Target.

As h.o.h., I'll pick first.

Kevin.

I can't wait to play this pov.

I want to win it to make sure I'm safe.

Let someone else go home this week.

Raven.

Houseguest's choice.

I pick paul.

Even though I have my doubts, I picked paul the play the veto

Because ultimately I trust him more than I trust justin bourke,

And if he wins the power of veto, I'm hoping he will pull me

Or alec off the block.

"Big brother" will inform us when the competition is to

Begin.

Good luck.

Hey, everybody, it's time for the veto competition.

Let's gather in the living room.

The power of veto is back up for grabs, but there is more at

Stake than just the veto in this competition.

The winner will also get a once in

Once-in-a-lifetime behind the scenes experience on cbs's new

Comedy "me, myself & i."

[Applause] before I give you the details,

Let's take a look.

I'm alex riley and this is the story of my life.

You're living in my garage.

I no long very man cave.

You do.

There's just another man living in it.

"Snl's" bobby moynihan comes to cbs.

I got a lot of prizes.

In the fall's most uneventive new comedy.

Is that a wheel in yeah, I was trying to

Reinvent it.

Turns out you can't.

Hey, it's been father since my last confession because I'm not

Catholic.

Yeah, that seems about right.

"Me, myself & i" september th.

[Applause] so cool.

Is that urkel?

Yes.

Once "big brother" is over, you and a guest will go behind

The scenes of "me, myself & i" in los angeles.

Nice.

That's so cool.

Good luck, everyone.

Thanks, big brother.

[Doorbell rings] whoa.

What's up, man?

What the hell?

I had to.

Bobby moynihan is hilarious.

I've been whdhing him on "snl."

Not only, that I've been watching him with the pots and

Pan, and obviously he's a fan of me, myself & i.

My name is bobby moynihan.

I'm a huge "big brother" fan.

And I am here the host the veto competition.

This is amazing.

Can you show me around a little bit.

I'm in the "big brother" house!

This is insane.

Yeah.

I want it all.

I want the hat.

Watching this season from home, and now the hang out with the

People that I've been watching all season, it's insane.

It's fantasy camp.

Lie down.

See what we sleep on.

I feel like you guys have friends over.

For the first time in a while.

If I'm mark, elena won't come anywhere near me.

So we tell stories at night.

I've listened to many of your stories.

You're a very good storyteller.

The most surprising houseguest for me to meet might

Be kevin.

This is so cool.

You guys, yo, what?

What's up your meatballs?

What's up everybody.

That's my josh.

First thing you have to see, everyone that comes in the

House, the second I met raven she showed me her pacemaker with

Handshake.

All right.

At the beginning of the show only eight of these were given

Out, so you get to have one, pal.

In way!

Now that's friendship.

This is... This is the greatest gift I've ever been

Given.

This friendship bracelet is going to remind me that if you

Work hard enough in your life that dreams can come true coming

Into the "big brother" house.

It's also going to remind me that these people are idiots and

Should have got paul out easily week one.

Thank you for the tour.

Thank you for the friendship.

I think it's veto time.

[Applause] so let's get changed and I will

Meet you outside.

I'm not going to lie, I've never seen a tv star up close in

Person.

It was the most amazing thing.

But first things first, I need to make damn sure that I secure

This veto, and then everything will be smooth sailing.

What?

Hey.

What is this?

What is going on?

So I walk out to the yard, so I see crates.

I see big crate, little crates, and medium crates.

This is awesome, because I'm ready to ship all these

Houseguests out of here.

Houseguest, you can catch me on the premier of "me, myself &

I" on cbs.

On the show you will meet alex riley at three different stages

I play alex riley, a -year-old, a single dad and

Inventor.

Wow.

Today I'm going to be unveiling a new "big brother"

Invention.

I have a feeling it's going to be the next big thing.

Let's take a look.

Oh, my gosh.

Introducing the punch-slap-kick machine.

Anybody is getting slapped, and it ain't me.

"Big brother" needs some test subjects to make sure these are

Ready for mass production.

In this competition you will each take your place in the

Center of a machine.

No.

Each round the punch-slap-kick machine will

Deliver a sequence of blows.

Thenly ask you a question about what you just experienced.

If you get a question right, you will receive one point.

After six rounds, the person with the highest number of

Points will win the golden power of veto and a behind-the-scenes

Experience on the set of "me, myself & i."

If there is a tie, we will go into tiebreaker mode.

Who is ready to play punch-slap-kick?

[Applause] all right, everybody.

I want the power of veto.

Christmas blind sided me with the block nomination, so I'm

Going the use all my resources and all my senses to win this

Bad boy.

It's super important I win this veto for two reasons.

One, I guarantee my safety, and two, so we can execute the plan,

Take alex off the block, and send jason home.

Oh, looks like hydraulics.

I want the win for two reasons.

One, I want the keep all the power in my own hands, plus I

Really want that behind-the-scenes tour of "me,

Myself & i."

So cool.

Thanks for the handle bars, guys.

All right.

Here's your first sequence.

Wow.

I think christmas may have another broken bone after that

One.

Zing.

Bobby, these boots were made for kicking... Your butt.

Which action happened four times?

In order for me to remember which way I'm getting beat up,

I'm making a minisong in my head.

Slap, punch, kick, slap, punch, kick, slap.

Go ahead and lock in you answers.

The correct answer was punch.

That means everyone gets a point but jason.

I'm sorry, jason.

That's all right.

All right.

Here's sequence number two.

I feel I'm doing this in my "big brother" hosting voice.

I feel I'm doing this in my "big brother" hosting voice.

What happened right before the kick?

So I'm trying to count on my right hand for the punches,

Count on the left hand with the slaps.

That strategy sucks.

Let's hope any gut is correct.

I'm trying to remember the sequences as best I can, but

I've been punched, kicked, slapped so much, I'm

Discombobulated.

The correct answer was punch.

Which means alex, paul, and raven get a point.

I doubt my instincts.

Currently we have a three-way tie for the first with alex,

Raven and paul.

Paul, alex, and raven are up two points.

I'm having fat zero.

I'm having to double focus.

I'm getting kicked in my whistle butt.

Here comes sequence number three.

Poor alex.

It's fun to watch your friends get slapped.

Don't turn around.

Which action happened the fewest times?

The correct answer is slap.

Which means raven takes the lead.

Jason put matt and raven on the block last weekend and sent

Matt home.

I sure as hell don't want her to win that veto, so I have to kick

It into gear and beat that b.

Are you guys ready for the fourth sequence?

No.

Yes.

Here it comes.

What happened after the fourth punch?

The correct answer was kick.

Everyone gets a point except for raven.

Sorry, raven.

In first police we have alex, paul, ravennen with three.

In second place we have kevin and christmas with two.

And in third place we have jason with one.

I don't think there's enough time in this round to come back.

I'm just crossing my fingers now that alex brings home the win.

So please pull through.

All right.

Here is sequence five.

Julie: what was the first action to happen three times in

A row?

Lock in your answers.

The correct answer is punch.

Everyone gets a point except for kevin and raven.

All right.

With one question left to go, with four points each, alex and

Paul are tied for the lead.

Christmas and raven are right on their tail with three points,

And kevin and jason with two points.

And here is your final sequence.

Finally it's the last round.

This is perfect.

Alex andry tied.

Now I'm just waiting for her to throw it to me like I discussed.

Bring on the slap, kicks, and punches.

Bring on the slap, kicks, and punches.

Which action happened the fewest amount of times?

Lock in your answers.

The correct answer was punch.

Everybody gets it right but raven.

We have a two-way tie for the first, between alex and paul.

Everyone except for alex and paul, please come join me and

Josh over here.

Good luck, paul.

Good luck, guys.

So now it's down to paul and i, and I'm thinking, am I

Supposed to throw this or am I not supposed to throw this.

I look over at jason.

Play or no?

Yes or no?

And jason gives me a big thumbs-up.

Okay.

I'm not throwing this.

I'm going to go for the win.

I'm going to get that veto.

All right.

Here's your first tiebreaker sequence.

What was the tenth action that happened to you?

The correct answer is punch.

You both got it right.

Oh, my god.

Here is your second tiebreaker sequence.

Oh, my gosh.

You both got it right.

Oh, my god.

Are you kidding me?

Wow.

Time for a third tiebreaker sequence.

Sorry, you're both wrong.

So round after round, literally I can't believe what's

Happening, when I get a question wrong, paul gets a question

Wrong.

What?

Why are we doing this?

When I get a question right, paul gets a question right.

I can't freakin' win.

Look, alex, what part of have me win did we not make clear

Here?

I don't know if you're a say do masochist, but I'm over getting

Kicked, punched, and slapped.

As fan, this is awesome.

Who is ready for another tiebreaker sequence?

I know I am.

Oh, boy.

What was the sixth action in the sequence?

Please lock in your answer.

Looks like alex has answered slap and paul has answered

Punch.

The sixth action in the sequence was... Punch.

Paul, you have won the golden power of veto.

Yeah, friendship.

Friendship.

That's awesome, dude.

I just don't think I'll be sleeping as well knowing that

That veto is not hanging around my neck or alex's neck.

I trust paul, but it is "big brother."

You just never know what could possibly happen.

Good job, you two.

So I finally get knocked out, but now that paul wins he can

Pull either me or jason off the block and we can replace him

With kevin and send kevin packing.

Such a pleasure, dude.

Looks like all those beatings were worth it, thanks to me,

Myself & i, I have the veto and I get to split up another pair

In the house, jason and alex.

Hola.

What's up?

You're going to k*ll me.

Why?

Hear me out.

Would you consider not using the veto?

I know that paul's plan was to win the veto and pull alex

Off the block.

To be honest, that gets more blood on me and christmas' hands

And we look like the villains and he comes out looking like

The hero.

Now that paul has the hero, I have to try to convince him not

The use it.

If you don't use it, it exposes you or puts a target on

Your back.

Your plan is brilliant, but is it the smartest for the three of

Us, no?

You can be like, dude, I really wanted to, I really wanted to,

But she told me not to.

This is how I think it protects all three of us.

You might think that me not using the veto is the best-case

Scenario for all three of us, but I'm still playing for me, so

I'm going to go with plan "a."

I'm voting jason out.

How does that protect all three of us?

I don't care who you're talking to.

I was talking about tattoos, an he was asking... I said

Something about that toes, and he was being... How would you

Know?

How many times...

Shut up.

How are you?

Why are you so down?

Let me ask you something?

What do you think paul's pecking order is?

Alex, raven, kevin.

Josh, the three of us working together is to all of our

Benefit.

I'm going to go now.

No, no.

Josh, josh.

What the heck, josh?

We're in a conversation about our game strategy to get to the

Top three and then you're going to walk away from me when I'm

Trying to help you find a solution?

Where are you going?

I am your friend.

I am your teammate, and I am your partner in this game.

This is two sided, buddy, so don't come to me with a problem

And then dip out when I'm trying to help you find the solution.

Have a seat.

Don't walk away from me again when we're in the middle of the

Conversation.

I am not one of these little club wh*res that you can treat

Like that.

I am a grown-up woman and you will not treat me like that.

Do not interrupt me.

We can have conversations.

We have k have discussions.

We can have arguments.

You walk away from me, not cool.

Okay.

Deal.

Don't do that again.

What did you do in he knows.

You don't need to know.

To be honest I'm really frustrated at this point.

Paul has his plan an his agenda, and I'm seeing that somebody

Benefits from it, so it's not me or christmas.

So don't tell me I'm tripping and I need to sit become and

Relax.

No, I think this whole plan needs to take a seat in the

Corner and relax, not me.

What did you do?

Okay.

Can I say something?

Say it.

Because it's pissing me off.

I'm trying to have one last attempt with these two to have

It click in their minds that using the veto is not what's

Best for the three of us.

It's in the a team move, it's a paul move.

Just hear me out where I'm coming from.

We're locked in, right?

We're going to go with what you guys want to do.

Not what we want to do, it should be what you want to do,

Too.

This is what I was thinking, we don't use the veto, right?

We don't use the veto, because she told alex that she was a

Pawn, and she told jason that he was the target.

She didn't lie.

She was point bank and honest.

Also, you honestly don't have any blood on your hands.

But then next week when I take a shot at alex I'm not

Getting blood on my hands?

My way we're all going to get heat.

At this point do you care about blood on your hands or do

You care about getting to the end of this game?

Josh, I pretty much carried you this entire way through, let

Me call the shots and just play your role.

From the moment that I aligned with you two, it's

Literally not been for the best of our interests.

I have literally exposed people's game, blown up people's

Games.

I have been putting the heat on other people to protect

Christmas and paul.

I've been playing for my team.

So this move right here, they're in the hearing me out, is

Pissing me off and it's frustrating me.

You think I want to be responsible for hip not getting

First, second?

He's got a baby on the way.

It's hard game.

Trust me.

This far in the game, I don't make mistakes.

If I make a mistake, I will take the heat.

I know that you're in a tough space, but we all are, we have

The share that burden.

So either you get in here and or you get your head in the game,

Trust this team and we go all the [bleeped] way.

Josh has strong opinions about me not using the veto, but

I'm the one that has the veto, so I have the make a decision

That's best for my game.

Hey, everybody, it's time for the veto veto meeting.

This is the veto meeting.

Jason and alex have been until indicated for eviction, but I

Have the power to veto one of the nominations.

I have decided to use the power of veto on alex.

I have decided to use the power of veto on alex.

Christmas, since I have just vetoed one of your nominations

For eviction, you will have to name a new houseguest as a

Replacement nominee.

As the top seven currently, everybody here has been on the

Block one way or another multiple times except for one

Person.

With that being said, kevin, please take a seat.

Thank you.

Thank you.

This veto meeting is adjourned.

Christmas, that's an interesting point you made because I too

Have not been on the block, but I plan to keep it going that way

Until the end of the game so I can use it as the ultimate

Argument.

I still don't know what's going on.

I did everything I was asked to do, and then I get railroad.

Everyone didn't jump the g*n on that track meet and a girl in

Crutches won.

I should have used my head.

If they leave me in the game, next time I won't listen to

Nobody.

I was worried for everybody.

Kevin, I like walking that yard with you, but I'm in the walking

Out the door for you.

If jason walks out that door, me and christmas are going to be

Bathed in blood.

Paul is looking out for his game, but maybe I'll just look

Out for my game this week and change things up a bit.

Who will be evicted from the "big brother" house, jason or

Kevin?

Plus call your friends, tell your neighbors, because it's

Time for another double eviction.

That's right, a week's worth of "big brother" all in one night

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