12x29 - Episode 29

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previously on Big Brother Hayden won the final veto securing the Brigade safety

holy crap so they decided it was time to reveal their summer long secret what are

we gonna tell Brittany about it I'll tell right now and Brittany was crushed

I was definitely an alliance it was uh Lane in Hayden and me and Maddie for personal Alliance

500 000 that's the only reason you came here Hayden put Britney's fate in the meow

meow's Paws I've chosen not to use the power Vita I'm so sorry Brittany I have

the evict you at part one of the head of household

competition here we go it was a battle of the Brigade

Hayden won a ticket to part three I unlocked another walk tomorrow then the Beast bested Enzo

congratulations Lane you are the winner of round two tonight the Brigade

recounts the most emotional you're a conniving evil little witch volatile

and humorous memories of the summer to save his life this kid Can't Dance plus some of the best moments you've never

seen it all happens now on Big Brother

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congratulations Lane you are the winner of round two

wow I am excited the Beast is coming parents grab your children your pets and

run for the heels Hayden get ready I'll see you round three would Lane win in part two of the

competition I don't control nothing no more you know so it was definitely a tough loss I'm in the final three for a

reason I hope somehow I could squeeze into the final two and maybe make some money on this I'm golden I have a great

chance to make the final two if I win I'm in the final two if Lane wins I think he's gonna take me to the final

two I can already feel that money just burning a hole in my pocket [Music]

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seven man [Applause]

I think that we could have made the final three no no we're out we do we still don't believe it man we're dead

day two day two we came together this is what I want now hopefully no one else

comes up here and tries to ruin this pretty much I'm The Mastermind uh I'm the organizer you know I keep everything

together nicknames real quick I don't want to interrupt you guys that's the Beast who's the animal the brains

meow meow what I mean what's the name of the squad the name of the team like I

thought the Brigade bro you down with that I like it Beast Brigade animal

the brains it's like we're like the 18. we formed this you know alliance called

the Brigade and I have no clue what a brigade is it came out of Enzo's brain and you know he's

from Philly or Jersey I don't know where he's from and you don't never know what comes out of his mouth

right off the bat outside and trust these guys I remember sitting on the couch all the lights go out and then

saboteurs in the house and then when the lights came back on all you are sitting around me and I was like okay these

dudes are not deceptor you know at that point we got a form of line tip because there's a saboteur in this house it's so

much nicer than it was last season oh yeah okay what's happening

I can't see anything no way like this cannot be right I think I seen something

and is everybody in here when the lights go back on someone's gonna be missing

who are we missing so when the lights went off me as a prankster you know want to have a good time so this was a time

for me to pull some pranks on the house guests uh you know push their buttons

oh my God there's something making noise over there I hear it I hear it I hear it

you know Andrew where's Andrew Andrew oh

he's right there your a*s is the one that was over there scaring us you were the one doing that

oh I'm sleeping you are not what oh my gosh

[Music] if you want to Afraid of the Dark you

may have caught me thanks for making this sabotage so easy I've got like the storage room door oh my God that's weird

why would they lock us out of there there's plenty of sloth in the kitchen

Stars I think it happened when it was Pitch

Black this is like we're living a m*rder mystery need to eat

this is when it gets real because someone has to be in here that did it [Music]

only Alliance in the house what about the super couple and then Rachel I mean they were deadly but that was perfect

because that kept us in the background right from the beginning they were spending all kinds of time in the hammock Sparks flew and out of the

Sparks become the super couple spiritual [Music]

so here's my thing there's a lot of stuff you guys don't know about me I have my master's degree in Applied

Physics I'm starting my PhD in biomedical physics at UCLA in the fall my Master's thesis was on physical

chemistry magnesium diveroid superconductors I'm so in love with

science I don't know how you can't think it's the most fascinating thing you've ever learned about in your entire life

I'm also a member of the American Association of physicists and Medicine I'm a member of the American Chemical

Society ACS always sends me stuff [Music]

I get physics uh today sorry oh my gosh when Brandon told me

and told me bones I was like oh my God like I literally just fell in love with this kid I just fell in love

yeah it changes things huh a lot

Brennan and her were perfect together oh my God there's no way I can put up with her easily the most annoying thing with

Rachel's laugh definitely looks like nails on a chalkboard it was definitely serious

why do you laugh when you're not when you don't need to Brendan what stop it

no she she laughs at stuff that makes no sense like she'll say something that's so stupid and random and then relax or

it's just like a period on a sentence like she'll be like I'm gonna go have some chicken like what's funny

Rachel's laugh it's like a cackling hyena mixed with uh you know a hog off a

farm your laugh is k*lling me I know where

you're at everywhere in the house it's like an alarm clock going off okay I heard it I heard the hyena it travels

through the walls [Music] oh my gosh [Music]

Vegas Vegas [Music]

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it's entertaining for everybody yeah definitely was not getting the show man

not no way I definitely was not going to do that so much is a bad idea oh yeah this guy yeah you had your side

alliances I had mine yeah mine just happened to be better looking than yours it's all done you made out with your side Alliance whatever dude Captain

coach blew my secret Lions up you got heated I was a little pissed man it was his last move you know he was leaving

okay I'm in a rush I have to talk fast um everybody thought I was going after Brendan and Rachel there's a reason why

I wasn't is there someone else in this house that have a stronger relationship it's a romantic relationship it's Kristin and Hayden

you need help to get this relationship out sleeping at night these guys will get together Kristen will get into the bed

they would do massages they're kissing they're doing more oh my God the worst thing I could have ever imagined

happened we were so careful to not be the second Showman's in the house and it

came out today and it came out hard you have to break up two alliances in this house the difference is that these

people are out these two are not out [Music] this whole time I thought their cut

their cusp and so you know I can't say it because you're my friend but the things they said about your intelligence was wrong

I want to take them out that's the reason why you need me in the house you got to keep the votes Captain kosher out

thank you very much Julie everything was going perfectly I had the Brigade in my

back pocket Kristen wrapped around my finger and Captain kosher he ruined my entire game now I'm going to work my

freaking tail off just to stay around for another week how can you lie about that I didn't lie it's the truth I

wouldn't lie there's nothing for me to lie about this are you kidding me before dude your two are in a romantic

relationship relationship everybody watches what we do they're up front about it you guys

are not I saw you I've been hearing you you know I was up the whole time I was up why would I be lying about this why

would I lie because you're trying to go out with a bang you want to deny I don't mind as long as

everybody at least heard it from me running around the next few weeks Andrew's throwing grenades left and

right Peyton Christian maybe you started hooking up or who knows you know it was definitely bananas

I remember that same night Rachel and Kristen went at it a huge fight in the backyard yeah blow up knocked down drag

out cat fight I thought someone was gonna get punched I was going for boxing gloves some mud maybe Jello running that

one might have been one of the best bites of the season

about doing the HOH competition Kristen clearly was targeting me she obviously didn't want me to win HOH what a [ __ ]

move Kristen and I heard you and Hayden making out last night

I've been so stupid in the room with you why would I lie about that you know you didn't hear us making out last night

do that in the room with you hey you got busted it's okay wow it's all right no

worries guys it's not a big deal I think that we're smart enough to not do it around you why because you're so

smart Kristen yeah because I have a fashion degree yeah and you are because you have a chemistry degree string a

sentence together without using the word like will you I have been waiting a month for people to fight pull hair pull

extensions and I'm not even a religious person but I have been praying for this

moment you have zero Common Sense zero oh I have no common sense exactly just because you won two out of

four it's not that big of a deal two hohs Kristen it was fantastic I just

bought a ticket on front row and I want some popcorn I want a Coke I want to sh

the guy next to me because I want to see everything happening I never have said anything bad about either one of you

sure and out of everybody in this house I was probably the last one up until that's why you told her that you would

put if you were up you would put us up I I wasn't sure because you know

attitude and your little the temper tantrums Kristen telling me that you're

not sure if you'll put me up or not that means that I'm not safe that's right wow don't wow anything Kristen

when the irony of them being in a boxing ring is not lost on me okay this was

perfect why do you grab a life vest because you're a floater yeah and that means I get to make nominations

thanks for making my mind up for me [Music]

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the only person that's not up there right in the middle

he would have definitely I didn't like him I didn't like it imagine what would have happened if zingbot was here all

season long oh he would have definitely got punched in the face the zingbot would have definitely been zinging all season long I think he would be

romantically aligned with Kathy [Music]

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I had it before viewer [Music]

that's funny color you're going 40 in a 25 Zone

you're 40 hanging out with a bunch of 25 year olds

Brittany I heard you got engaged my congratulations to you

and your brother

I thought I was made of a lot of silicone

until I met your girlfriend

[Music] wait you go back to Middle Earth please

tell the other Hobbits I said hello

only one of you will win 500

000 but I will still consider all of you big

losers

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the only reason the Brigade works so well is because our Sidelines genius four dodos came up with this plan to

make side alliances we knew what the whole house was doing with our sun lenses

yeah we had the whole house Hayden you had Kristen as a sidelines

weird chick huh she ate spiders man spiders bugs did you kiss her after she

ate a spider

foreign oh no the spider oh my God

Kristen picks up a spider nasty nasty Who Dares need to drink it or eat it no

no no

gross nasty nasty nasty nasty

unnecessary gross disgusting I'm horrified president spider

that was Hardcore she didn't even look drinking she just like went for him like it was a

freaking Jelly Bean level one a chick eating a spider is

awesome level two a good looking chick eating a spider super awesome level three a good looking chick eating a

spider totally unprovoked that is the coolest thing in the world they don't make chicks like that where I come from

daddy long legs this was my first spider that I've ever

eaten I don't like things going the waste so I decided to eat it I think I

saw the legs Wayne probably had the best

side Alliance but Britney was a good player yeah do you have a crush on

Britney for a while no we were we're friends duh I don't know I for a while I was just engaged I thought they were I

thought she was engaged yeah

[Music] I did didn't good job teammate good job

to you too how was it my fault it was just as much your fault as it was mine do I now account for 75 of the team is

that how it works I mean as many both as you did I'm pretty sure we finished with about I'm more talented you're stupid

I love Lane he's like my little Big Brother Lane Lane

ow

Brittany and I's relationship is basically like Raisin Bran okay okay I'm

the delicious raisin and she's gonna be the brand is it brand it's not brand is it cookies what is it

what's the little cereal crap in there get out of here that was stupid that was

smart that was the dumbest thing I have ever seen God I hate myself for knowing you [Music]

that was funny with the whole Neanderthal thing and I'm telling she's four feet tall when she's nice when

she's mean she's six feet oh my God the Neanderthal is marching

oh my God he's marching over here hey what's going on Reagan what are you what

are you trying to say to her trying to figure out more I mean what's going on I'm not trying to prep more Brendan you went from being like her best friend to

being or I don't get it [Applause] you're not even privy to the

conversation that you're just listening to you go from being her best friend to stabbing her in the back how did I stop her in the back Brendan

oh cause it was only Matt's idea to try to put this up on the Block I had no hands whatsoever your pair

whatever you want to call it man you're so dead on we are like a gruesome twosome

[Music] actually very calm

yep that's what you are man you're an early man you're a neanderthal first of all it's pronounced Neanderthal secondly

you have to put this in you're both fake man seriously you're real L.A to the team to the tea

[Music] seriously oh you're one to talk and keep me keep

me please because I want HOH and I'll watch all these c*ck scramble who's all you you him oh just us two him

all three of you yeah good night yeah yeah Brendan yeah

yeah really do it three foot nuts yeah yeah oh three for nothing you think I'm

scared yeah exactly exactly nothing exactly no okay you're

so cool [Music]

oh good old HOH room HOA true every one of the Brigade got to experience this no

no did you experience it I let you guys win it and then I enjoyed the fruits of your

labor you know what I mean the biggest grenades were dropped in that Pandora's Box there that's how Matt got the

diamond power veto and he dropped that b*mb man yeah what a b*mb he has a

diamond power reveal he gets rid of Kathy all right uh Brendan congratulations on

coming so close to achieving your goal but uh better luck next time you big dummy because I'm gonna use the diamond

power veto to save myself from the block

[Music] hey come on man you know that I'm way

more intelligent than that way more intelligent than you Matt it is now your responsibility to name a

replacement nominee what well this is obviously the worst part of

doing this because the only one that I want up here I can't put up um cat I'm so sorry uh nothing personal

got a job to do [Music]

that was a grenade I have spent the last week

crying like a 40 year old woman watching Oprah boom my best friend in the house

is going to stay here and help me take down this Beast that is Brendan I'm sure

I'm like a bipolar hot training a*s Reagan thinks he's dreaming and it's Christmas morning

I'm in a complete state of talk right now

and get the biggest power of the game and then when I get Pandora's Box it's

not even enough money to fill up my car 91 dollars and 17 cents and we got the dance we got the dance let's dance

yeah that was bad on you man yeah [Music]

I like that

oh my gosh she looks so stupid [Music]

[Music] I'm in the final four yeah I'm getting

at the shape [Music]

this guy got two left feet on it I told you that already I can't dance at all Hayden got two left feet man when he

dances this kid can't dance for nothing to save his life this kid can't dance [Music]

what do you think the craziest Pandora's Box was Rachel Rachel coming back to the

house that wasn't a grenade that was a b*mb right there atomic b*mb

what [Applause]

do we have company

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[Music] when I saw Rachel walk through that door

I wanted to throw up all over myself boy are you shocked congratulations

someone opened Pandora's Box and now you guys have to deal with me for 24 hours

oh Reagan and guess what what Rachel I'm so sure

so you have to be nice to me no I don't yeah you do I would take it as an honor if you didn't vote for me if I'm in the

Bible too and I'm not shocked I'm disgusted Rachel what you don't intimidate me you

repulse me really not a human being yeah really oh what's that you're about as

classy as your nasty hair extensions you're so feisty Reagan Rachel

everything about you is a lie your boobs are a lie your face is a Lie the only thing honest about you is the pimples on

your chin you're a wicked witch why don't you get

on your broom and fly back inside

that's more what is going on get out of my face if you don't like me and I don't

like you go someplace where somebody in this house actually likes you oh wait but he's by yourself yeah because I'm a

nasty disgusting vile absolutely what do you think you are Reagan I think I'm a nice person with friends in this house

who is your friends princess Brittany is your friend yep nobody likes you in real

life really this is a game if this is your gameplay you really suck at it Rachel you were out of the house last

week uh the last person I'm gonna take a message from is you you're here for a limited time because your boyfriend did

a Pandora's Box and at least something horrible in the house wake up you're a conniving evil little

witch and you got exactly what was coming to you talking to you is like talking to the most vile devil child in

the world and I'm done with it baby because I'm done with you because your game in this house is over

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[Music] in this house it's just the Brigade

we've had some good time this season that's what she said who says that who is she we went through we're at 70 days

in this place man he's still that I was in the state I don't understand they don't get it I definitely need to work out today I

want more shots that's what she said but see why would she say that because she wants a bigger chest I mean you don't

get it that's what she said is a game that is popular in the Big Brother house the

joke is somebody will say something that could be misconstrued as sexual and one

would pop in and say that's what she said like body parts boom you got to go

right for it Lane has a difficult time picking up on the flow of that's what she said this is

a comfortable bed it just it has like one coil it pops up like where my left butt she

goes that's right this is stupid why would she say that oh okay so what is

she doing to say that the punchline comment in the house is that's what she said she's outside these walls I'm gonna

date her where I get in trouble with that is this girl whoever she is does

everything could you drive with your cast yeah been on basketball I had to wrap it up so it's like huge that's what

she said no matter if you're cooking eggs or if you're brushing your teeth

somehow that's what she said why are they so stiff it's small

she has said that we've had some bad times too in here

though yeah with that whole Saboteur thing man and it was the first one who's

the second one the second one I thought it was Enzo I thought it was Enzo too foreign

what do you have for me America leave a note somewhere in the house saying I

know your secret I kind of like that one because it reminds me of like a horror

film [Music]

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now I got The Saboteur trying to come at the meow meow

found over here baby

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oh the Salvatore struck I was about to get into bed and then

it's right there wow Kathy was in bed sleeping when I got when I went in there

she made the bed she doesn't make my bed she made mine yesterday but she could

have been making them to make it look good now she's looking like this yeah

it's like the end of a Scooby-Doo episode where they find that the governor was the whatever you know the

ghost or whatever in this case the sheriff is The Saboteur the note ends with an s which means the sheriff so

give me a Scooby Snack she's a Dodo no she's definitely thrown every competition and be a deputy you have to

pass physicals like every two or three years I'm thrilled that nobody is even

taking into consideration that sweet little me is the person who has been wreaking havoc on this house my final

sabotage is the success I am twenty thousand dollars richer thank you

America for believing in the evil that I've always known as inside of me that's it it's hurt

we've got the good the bad and you know who the ugly were you know so we all had our moments where we're getting on each

other's nerves even Rachel and Brendan you know were fighting

for Brennan [Music]

Brandon why are you dancing to your butt head because the whole I got it I got it we all know you're from Vegas haha you

want to plug everything about Vegas but you're you wouldn't you like don't stop I think that you're being mean to me for

no reason I got it from Vegas I'm not maybe you're plugging like everything

that you like is that all you are is Vegas you're not

[Music] you know it was bothering me but you continued I'm not in Vegas I'm not gonna

be in Vegas that's not me well I'm sorry you're just making this huge situation over nothing because I'm talking about

Vegas who cares I already told you I wanted to just to be with you and I love

Vegas that's a really big deal quintessential Rachel is Las Vegas I'm

sorry I I I wasn't mad at you I wasn't interested in hearing the same thing over and over again about Vegas fine no

stop don't walk away from please do not walk away from me please do not walk away from me I moved

to Vegas when I was 22 because it's part of me and I said I would give it up for

you that's a really big deal do you understand I'm I'm allowed to not like

everything no you're not not when that's something I love I fell

in love with you for who you are not because of what you represent that is who I am

Brandon I am Vegas I'm sorry I'm sorry that I am who I am

foreign for America's vote the Big Brother house

guests have fought hard they've laughed

cried and played their hearts out and now you

get to award your favorite house guest 25 000 in cash

so who is your favorite house guest select the number of the house guests you'd like to win 25 000 and text it to

eight one eight one eight text one for Andrew two for Annie three for Brendan

four for Britney five for Enzo six for Hayden seven for Kathy eight for Kristen

nine for Lane 10 for Matt 11 for Monet

12 for Rachel or 13 for Reagan it's one dollar for text message vote the winner

of this special prize will be announced during the Live season finale of Big Brother on Wednesday night September

15th so cast your vote now maximum 10 text message votes U.S residents 18 and

over only for free online voting go to cbs.com Big Brother both will be accepted until 11 59 PM Pacific Time

Monday September 13th can you believe that the Brigade final

three we made it this far collectively best Alliance ever we kept the secret

there was an intimidation Factor we were never targets we ran this house nobody

knew about the Brigade until we wanted them to know nobody knew

do you think there was an alliance in this house [Music]

yeah Brendan and Rachel Matt and Ray again

I'm curious to see where this cat was at okay

how was it Alliance I was definitely in an alliance with a couple of people with Maddie

it definitely was mad I was definitely alliance with Maddie but then you turned on him yeah

there was two other people too with you and Maddie yeah who was it

who was it were you what was the odds

was it Lane huh

it was uh lean in Hayden and you and Maddie and me and Maddie

four person Alliance from day two and day two

we named it and we gave nicknames to everybody what was his name Brigade

[Music] that's why you hear the Beast the animal

the meow meow and the brains Maddie was the breeze it was a masterpiece

to control the votes from the beginning he thinks we're no I don't no

just in case that person got put on the Block so then we have the votes

personally for me I think it's greatness [Music]

I told about the brigades oh what yeah we told Britney she knows Joe

that's it she knows about everything they already told you without me I'm sorry bro I'm glad you won the 10

G's yesterday

any pissed a little bit yeah I would be

[Music] so yeah so I'm definitely going home is

that what you're saying wow I'm not gonna use the veto

that's it you know what I mean there was a packed made that ended day

one day two we're gonna make the best of lines up Brittany was great you know she made it

to the final four but she just wasn't good enough to take the Brigade out you know yeah no one was he couldn't do it

nobody could now we're by ourselves that's just us now now we've got we go let the best brigadesmen we don't win

this thing you know what I mean let's get one last handshake best man win game on that's it

rough game and me being a Dodo uh not winning

anything could turn out to be a good strategy I'm gonna try to convince both of them that the jury doesn't like me

and I've only won one thing so there's no way that I could win uh this whole thing maybe I'll tell him that they

bring me to the final two you never know what could happen I've Waited All Season to go head to

head in the final competition this is it mono imano the Beast against the animal

no more dodo no more dumb Lane play the Beast is here watch out Hayden and Enzo

I'm here to take the half Mill all the chips are down the entire game's

riding on this one competition me versus Lane if I can beat him I got a good shot to win 500 G's if he beats me I don't

know what's gonna happen I'm excited but I'm nervous who will be crowned the winner of Big

Brother find out on the two hour Live season finale at a special time Wednesday 9 8 central immediately

following the premiere of Survivor

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