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09x01 - Episode 1

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Brother". Aired: July 5, 2000 – present.*
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A group of contestants known as "HouseGuests" live together in a specially constructed house that is isolated from the outside world for a cash prize of $500,000 (or $750,000 in the 23rd season onwards).

09x01 - Episode 1

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good evening I'm Julie Chen Welcome to our first ever winter edition of big

brother tonight 16 brand new house guests will move into the Big Brother

house he set their sights on winning the life-changing half million dollar grand

prize and with Valentine's Day just around the corner Love is in the air at

the Big Brother house this season showmance could take on a whole new meaning welcome to Big Brother till

death do you part it's a house like no other where 51

cameras follow your every move and 74 microphones capture your every word this

is the Big Brother house tonight 16 men and women will enter this house with one

goal in mind to be the last one standing they will live in total confinement cut

off from the outside world every week the house guests compete for

food luxuries and most importantly power each

week they will vote to evict one of their own until only one house guest remains to claim the half million dollar

prize and in a shocking new twist big brother is playing Matchmaker

forcing the house guests to play the game like never before what will happen

when soul mates become teammates find out now on brother till death do you

part [Music] tonight our 16 house guests are about to

learn that for the first time ever in Big Brother history they are all single

and they're all looking for love let's meet our house guests and see what

happened when they were each surprised with their key to the Big Brother house [Music]

New York

oh my God [Music] I'm Alex and I'm gonna spin this game to

my advantage my breast is very special to me because I lost my father on 911 and I got to make sure that he's always

with me at all times my name is Sheila and you've never seen a mom like me before the first thing I'm going to miss

is my son and he's my whole life I'm Natalie

and I love bikinis coffee and God I'm Jacob and only the righteous will

prevail you gave me sins that I committed

[Music] I got my key I'm ready [Music]

I'm Chelsea but you can call me trouble

I'm Parker and no secret is safe from me Amanda and this high maintenance girl is

used to getting what she wants oh they look good I'm dead

I know how to handle a rough Crowd Oh my God I'm living in an hour oh my

God I got the pack wait this means I'm on the show

you kidding me that's insane yeah yeah I'm living out of a tent I'm crazy

James and I might be homeless but I'm gonna run the Big Brother house well I have a client with me and he's very

interested I'm Neil and I know how to close the deal I hope there's another g*y male in the house because that could

be very interesting yeah baby I'm Joshua and no one can resist my Southern Charm

I'm Ryan and I'm going all in oh my gosh

I'm Sharon and this military brat Will Never Surrender

I'm Allison and my gameplay will be a work of art I'm Matt and no one can overpower me

ladies love the biceps on that I'm going to strike down the competition

[Music] I'm searching for that one love the right guy comes along and he's the one I'll pursue something

the girl needs to be serviced so be it I think it's possible to find someone special in the house I hope there's some

intelligent girls in there because I'm really sick of dealing with girls that are like talking to a wall Bueno

this is your only Ally you can't believe anybody else but this guy right here I'm going to hell because

the Bible says so it's okay I can't believe it this is it see ya

I'll see you in three months it's a sexy thing get over here

I come love you Big Brother house here I come

what these 16 house guests don't know is that we're playing Cupid and that's because the house guests will soon find

out that they're each being paired up with someone who could be their soulmate till death do you part means the

housemates will compete as couples when head of household as couples be evicted

as couples and even share beds as couples and that all starts tonight how

will this change the game and possibly the house guest lives we'll soon find out now it's time to bring out our first

group and it's ladies first thank you

although they've never met each other before they've been instructed not to speak until they are inside the Big

Brother house ladies welcome take a look around you

these will be your housemates for the next three months will you find your new

best friend or maybe your worst enemy [Applause]

Natalie [Music] listen and Sheila it's time for you to enter

the Big Brother house

[Applause]

I was shocked that we couldn't get into the bedrooms because usually you set your bag down on a bed and that's your

bed like a log cabin this is insane where are the rooms Sharon

Amanda and Chelsea you may now enter

the rooms are locked where there's we have no bedroom come here come here

these are the two bedrooms look I pray you do not fall in love with me for I am

Foster that thou is made in wives and Dreadful thing compared with love

and dreams wait we gotta find the other one did anybody notice that there's only seven of us yeah

we all are yeah everybody's single so I I'm just just sketchy about this whole

situation right now okay the women are getting to know each other but what one of them doesn't know is that there's an

unexpected wrinkle awaiting her Sharon who is a realtor from Kansas recently

ended a 12-year relationship with the man she claimed to be madly in love with

she and her ex have no idea that they're about to be reunited in the Big Brother

house let's find out more about Sharon and Jacob

well there's is Jake I am Sharon and I am 23. Jacob and I dated on and off for

close to about 12 years we grew up together he followed me home in eighth grade we became friends throughout high

school and then he joined the military and then went overseas for a while and then when he came home we kind of ended

it I'm Jacob and I'm 23. this was the relationship that had the potential to

go the distance but I ultimately cheated on her it was very tough very tough and

I failed I have not talked to her since that has happened I'm not quite over the

past relationship yet because I blew the love of my life Jacob was actually the love my life but

I'm the one that got screwed over so I have to let myself move on

little Sharon and Jacob react when they come face to face with each other we'll find out in a few moments another woman

Jen a bartender from Ohio is also about to come face to face with someone she

knows outside the Big Brother house her loving boyfriend but unlike Sharon and

Jacob these two are in cahoots with each other they'll be working as a team to try to get to the half million dollar

grand prize but if they're found out they're likely to become quick targets for eviction their plan to play the game

as total strangers and not let anyone know they're a real life couple let's find out more about Jen and Ryan

I'm Jen and I'm her boyfriend Ryan [Applause]

Jen and I have been dating nine months total but we have been living together for about seven months

Ryan is definitely a teddy bear what what you see this big bone guy he's got such a soft heart he's so sensitive

we're both somewhat jealous people geez that's hot right give me some fireworks to get ugly but you know Ryan knows to

trust me that I would never do anything to embarrass him well I definitely think one of these

days will be married [Music] now that you're in on two of the secrets

of Big Brother till death do you part it's time to bring out the men

[Music]

gentlemen look around you these are your

housemates will your time in the Big Brother house be your dream come true or a nightmare

Ryan Adam Parker Alex and Joshua you may now enter

the Big Brother house [Music]

hi what's your name Adam nice to meet you hi what's your name Ryan nice to

meet you my introduction with Ryan was a bit bizarre but we played a cool comment

and Collective I think we were wondering when you boys were coming when the guys came in I couldn't tell which one was

cuter I was like damn I thought Jin is by far the hottest girl in the house what'd you say your name once again my

name is Ryan Jen right Jen did pretend that she kept forgetting my names it had everyone before you know I don't think

anyone suspected anything see everyone everyone is single they're totally trying to set this up Matt

James Neil and Jacob you may now enter the Big

Brother house so bow time thank you [Music]

thank you what it is boys

you see your ex-girlfriend and then you're just like damn it this sucks and I had to walk away and get my mind right

if I had to regain Consciousness it was like a blow to the face

I wish I definitely at first had panic attack

there's no way he's here oh my gosh I have to get rid of him the house guests have no idea of the Big Brother game is

about to be turned upside down

everywhere

all the girls are single so we're wondering if all the boys are single okay I'm Jacob I'm from Atlanta I'm 23.

are you single am I single yeah of course I was obviously very shocked when

I found out my ex-boyfriend of a thousand million years was on this show

um James I go back crazy James um I'm from Sarasota Florida I'm unemployed I'm bicycling around the

world right now are you like a triathlon no I'm biking around the world on a hundred dollars a

show that we still care about each other James seemed really cool and you know he first started talking I could totally

tell that he was a free spirit all right I'm Ryan I'm from Columbus Ohio and I'm single Phil Ryan

the reality of the situation that Ryan and I are a couple definitely weighed in

on me because there's a lot that I'm going to have to lie about alrighty I'm

Natalie I'm from the Beavers day what the hell is a beaver scene it's Oregon I'm representing my fellow nature people

I'm a bikini barista I make coffee while wearing a bikini I'm not a coffee

drinker but for her I'd make an exception look at her she's phenomenal my name is Chelsea I am from The Good

Old State of Iowa wow I'm a student I think I am the little baby so y'all can

just pick me up and rock me Chelsea said you can rock me to sleep all I was thinking is I'm running to the

bed right now let's go uh my name is Joshua I'm uh from Dallas Texas and now

I don't have a horse and now I don't have cows or anything like that I'm looking for love

typically I have a very good Gator and as soon as I met Josh I knew that he was

g*y I'm very comfortable right now between all these beautiful ladies right I'm Allison you can call me Ally I am

from Boston love the Red Sox love the pads there was no way I'm gonna reveal that I have had a gambling addiction I

am a professional Gambler and I consider myself someone who could manipulate these people based on their weaknesses

and that's it my name is Sheila and I'm originally from Memphis Tennessee

um I have a 16 year old son um if I stay in the house I will be

turning 46 in April girl looking good

she looks very sexy she may be like 20 years older than me but I bet I can show

her a thing or two my name is Amanda I'm 23 originally from

Wisconsin I'm the biggest she's had alive Packer fan and I love cooking so

you guys will be fed Amanda's got the looks She's Got the body she's got a personality

um I am 23 my name is Sharon I'm in real estate so that's your story I was

definitely a loss for words I didn't know what to think what to do I was very distracted with him being there it was a

very uncomfortable situation my name is Jen I'm 26 years old I'm originally from

Cleveland Ohio but now I live in Bowling Green I just never really got away from the college life my name is Neil I am from La well I've

been here eight years and uh originally from Texas so I also do real estate there you go which is quite exciting

yeah okay well my name is Parker um and I am a videographer I do um adult

film on this plans celebrity videographer pretty much a

professional stalker all right uh my name is Alex I'm from New York Staten Island New York I'm 24. I work for a DJ

company where I'm a DJ I decided that I would tell people in the household that I work for a company rather than owning

the company I don't want them knowing that I do well and I have money I could dance anything hip-hop salsa meringue

doodle I thought Alex was so adorable immediately I knew he was like a fun

outgoing person hey my name is Adam I'm 21 years old I live in South Florida

Miami um public relations director for the United autism Foundation I hope the kids yeah I do all right so my name is

Matt I'm 23 I'm from Boston pop the car okay I'll get it up

I wear construction I'm a roof I'm a badass construction worker I know pretty face I don't look like I wear construction I used to walk around

topless like with little cuffs and a bow tie yeah oh yeah it was a party

now that I've met everyone I know I got this competition in the bag and I'm basically gonna

blow this competition away it's time to reveal to the house guest that this is

Big Brother till death do you part house guests

[Music]

that is our motto expect the unexpected take a good look at each other

based on the extensive personality testing and interviews you did before entering the Big Brother house I'm happy

to tell you that each one of you has a perfect match sitting in this living

room right now

someone who could very well be your soul mate who could that person be that is

the question there's a couple cute ones in there the one with the mascara she looks good I hope it's not the cougar I

mean she might be a little too too old for me I so like the bad boy and that has

always gotten me in trouble Amanda's beautiful she has the sickest body in this house I really like that

Chelsea girl she has that wild side that like she has that flavor before I announce the pears there is

something else you need to know [Music]

for the first time in Big Brother history you'll be playing the game not

as individuals but as couples partnered with your new

soul mate [Music]

's guess you will compete as couples when head of household as couples be

nominated and be evicted as couples when she said we're gonna hook you up with

somebody I was like oh my God they better not be put me with Jacob I hope Sharon is my soul mate it's really tough

to know that there could be a soul mate here for her that's not me

are you serious till death do you part means everything you do you will do with

your soul mate including sleeping together in the same bed if Jen is

paired with someone else it's gonna totally k*ll me I mean I'm somewhat of a jealous person watching her with another

guy and when I'm around I mean it's going to be real hard not for me to step in or say anything this is going to ruin

everything any plans that we had coming into this game are going to be trash if we are not together screws up everything

[Music] house guests

are you ready so ready Julie Julie came on and said we're gonna be playing couples so death to us part everything

you've known about big brother went right out the window and I knew from this point on this the game's gonna take a Twist that no one ever saw coming I'll

call out the pairs in random Order each couple will then immediately go and

claim their bed once you're in your bedroom please stay there here we go

Alex yo I Now Pronounce your soul mate to be

[Music] Amanda

I'll see you in a little bit I'm very thankful that Amanda is my soulmate because she's gorgeous that's a

great body she's funny she has a beautiful smile and that's what I look for

this is pretty which one do you like that looks like a big bed over there

I can't believe it James James yeah meet your new soul mate

[Music] Chelsea oh wow let's do this

hey bunny where are we going ready I like guys that are into bikes I think

big brother got the wrong impression I like the ones that have Motors not the ones that you pedal so I mean we have to

get along we have to agree on everything everything [Music] finally [Music]

and Matt wow enjoy

I'm very pleased to have Maddie as a partner I think she's beautiful this

girl has a phenomenal body eyes her eyes they're not as good as my blue eyes but

they're pretty damn close that's right it's our room

I absolutely had so much dread because all the really good looking sort of

charming funny guys they were disappearing one by one Jen

you've been found to be most compatible

with Parker [Music]

and that didn't get paired with Jen it's tough and she's paired up with this other guy

she's sleeping in this bed and you know obviously there's going to be a little jealousy

what's up Joe Neil

[Music] as far as Neil goes I don't know him

well enough to know if he's my soul mate but uh thank you big brother for giving me at least a chance at finding someone in there that's right right here exactly

straight please get out the g*y area please Jacob [Music]

and [Music] and good luck

that's a cute couple you guys go on some hands oh I'm trying to be cool with him in this house I'm not trying to k*ll him

there's gonna be a long a*s three months now before I pair up the last two

couples I need to tell you that all the beds are now taken what when I call out

your names you'll claim your sleeping bags from the storage room

when we were on the couch Adam was there and Ryan was there I was like please God

please let it be Ryan I mean please let it be Ryan Ryan

say hello [Music]

hello it's me and you Mom

do not call me Mom he he's just so not my type and I do have a type but I like

tall dark and handsome Sheila you've been matched with Adam I'm not happy

about this [Music]

all right I love Sharon the feelings are still

there it's my fault and why this did not work out

it's about to come out who's this me and you're the one that's provoking it I'm just I'm just telling you whatever did

you really not want it to happen why why it's still very very hard it's very

difficult he cheated when you're gonna choose some little chicky over me that you don't even know

even no like I think he knew her like two months tops just talking about it makes me just like want to like punch

him right now oh whatever are you really that irritated about it yeah a little

bit

where did someone like get this was my soul mate when I said tall dark and handsome

no I'm gonna be really honest don't call me Mom that is like such a turn-off

Sheila is absolutely like no personality no joking like deathly afraid even be near me

I mean she's busted and beat up anyway you know she's looking to go off on her and her face and tell her it is listen

just seriously I don't like it you don't like it okay but it don't make an

attitude over it okay okay

stop complaining how old are you doesn't matter how old I am 29 years old it does 30 years old okay well it's an insult I

think I'm older than you okay okay it's okay then why are you going tomorrow I'm not because it doesn't no there's no as*ault taken

okay it's all right okay I need some Alka-Seltzer I swear it has nothing to

do with you it's just this whole thing just what's up I swear to God I feel sick maybe I'm

shallow but I I've got a type I'm sorry I like guys that work out oh my God he's

crazy mom he's called me mom I like it okay I'm the oldest person in

the house well thank you thank you but it's like why go there I don't know

he snakes I'm sorry if I smoke okay I'm gonna be nice yeah you're being

vicious you know what I mean you really are but I'm embarrassed to even be stuck with this girl soulmate my a*s

she's mean she's being mean like talking yeah

nice dude no stopping her now oh no she got some serious issues going on her head this woman she's mentally not

stable I don't think would you date somebody that smokes no I'm not a small face

come on right

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] I told myself I was gonna cry

[Music] God it is so horrible

[Music]

now that the house guests have been partnered up as soul mates let's see how they do as teammates

house guests the power is up for grabs like never before

it's time for your first competition remember you will be competing as

couples and the stakes are higher than ever that's because one couple will win the

sole power to evict another couple in just a matter of hours

evict it's really really scary to realize that somebody will be going home in a matter of hours or getting somebody

out of here right away but I don't want to be the person to leave [Music]

right here Natalie and I really need to win this thing because if we don't we're

going home look at me I'm I'm very in shape the other guys see that they know I'm a threat in this competition

the first thing I thought when I saw this lined up was I so don't want to do this Adam is just so like uh

uh it's a romantic it's a great setting here too to hurt my feelings I'm stuck

with this Beast of a woman house guests this competition is called Falling For

You couples you'll decide which one of you will be suspended in the air the other

will lie on the honeymoon bed below when the suspended partner is lowered

you need to grab onto each other and hold on tightly because you all will

then be lifted back into the air once in the air if your partner Falls

you and your partner will be eliminated the couple that stays suspended the

longest will be named the first ever power couple

[Music] the soul power terrific another couple from the house

it's time to decide who wants to be above and who wants to be below you're

really easier for me to hold on to you since you're suspended so you won't have to hold me so you think you can hold on to me longer

you don't have to hold me I'll just clinch on to you if you're holy you can hold me then you will live longer than I

can hold you in mine if I'm suspended I ain't going anywhere but you are heavier than I am I I can't hold you we just

have to work together we have got to pull this through and we just have to get this done because it's gonna be a

long three months if we don't huh I'll put it on I didn't want to fight with her about it so I was just like okay

let's do it hell yeah well hello hi

it's a it's a great first date I guess you could say it was a little weird seeing Allison

wrapped around Ryan in the competition your legs and your arms around my man

seeing me all straddled up and Lock and Load with Parker

sorry if my breath with that snake the breath was a disgusting smell I'm

Batman the breath just real damage was laying there couples hold on tight

begins [Music] oh my gosh

[Music]

during the competition Ryan sweat on me profusely but he was my teammate and

there was nothing he could do to make me want to give up

being close to Adam is so not my idea of fun as soon as we were up there I was

like thinking I I gotta get out of here he's going down yeah

oh what are you doing [Music] Sheila and Adam the two of you have been

eliminated from this competition oh we're both going home oh I went out I'm embarrassed to even be stuck with this

girl this Dragon dead wait around day one horrible we're never gonna make it then sugary we're done let's go

sorry guys I've lost our second couple Neil and Joshua the two of you have been

eliminated from this competition foreign

[Music]

when Alex and I were hanging out there I was looking at all the other girls and

they looked kind of comfy um I'm the heaviest girl here muscles

heavy I have some Pudge I could get rid of too by the way don't you dare

[Music]

I'm sorry Amanda is down Alex and Amanda the two

of you have been eliminated from this competition babe I try

only five couples Remain the winning team will gain the ultimate power to

evict one couple of their own choosing [Music]

I can't feel my damn legs

you look great I'm gonna bite put your arms back over my neck

seriously I got you wrestling trying to dispatch myself out I

definitely thought the competition was very difficult especially with him and I not being on the same page you want to

drive babe drive oh I give up I don't want to give up all right just hang

there

[Music] Drop In Style ready one two drop

Sharon and Jacob the two of you have been eliminated from this competition

so we have half our couples left lay back and enjoy the ride

good house guests now that half of you have been eliminated I have a little

surprise for you of course those heart pillows below each of you could now be

worth cash if you accept this extra challenge when I say go you will have 10

minutes to try and pick up your pillow using only your hands if you succeed in

getting the pillow and end up winning this competition you will also win ten thousand dollars

ten thousand dollars is huge for someone who doesn't have any money that's a lot there was absolutely no way I wasn't

gonna try for the pillows ready house guests and go oh man I've got it I swear you

think you can shimmy up around your neck

[Music]

finding out that we could go for the pillow we stopped and thought and totally realized that you know if I fell

gone for this pillow we would risk everything and lose the power Couple come on all right Matt and Natalie I'm

gonna try and go for it we're not doing it Julie we're going for the 500. [Music]

oh

[Music]

house guests those heart pillows could now be worth cash if you succeed in

getting the pillow and end up winning this competition you'll win the pound the power twist that the cup of your

choice and ten thousand dollars in cash okay oh and Jen has successfully grabbed

her heart pillow I got you sure there you go how did you do that

oh and another team down Allison nice try

but I'm sorry you and Ryan have been eliminated from this competition I would

say that my greed and competitiveness definitely cost us this competition and

then there were three couples

see ya just gotta hang on to each other till the end [Music]

you guys [Music] give me a breathe I gotta help my

partner breathe no no no no just ten thousand dollars in my hand are you kidding me don't do this

I know

oh and Chelsea is down James you and Chelsea have been eliminated damn it

yeah but we can talk to them we have a pillow weighs all in there we're safe you guys I swear to God on the Holy

Bible I promise you're safe we've got the pillow just dropped you're safe I promise you're my girl Jazz you you're

safe I promise we promise soon you're the lady [Music]

a battle worth fighting

all right after some negotiating we have our first Power couple oh Parker and Jen

congratulations the two of you are the winners of falling for you

yes we got ten thousand dollars all

Jen and Parker yes congratulations thank you Julie as the winners you are now the

first ever power couple and you've won ten thousand dollars

now take a good look at your housemates

because the fate of these couples now rests in your hands now they were the

first ones out of the competition I mean it'll be easy decision for the winners to say look you guys lost are the first

ones to go at this competition you're gonna go home you have only a matter of hours to make this decision now the man

Parker are the power couple we have to send another couple home right now on my

radar is Sheila and Adam just because of the negative energy with Jen having to

power in her hands I feel 100 safe Ryan and Allison maybe two possible targets

because Orion he's a pretty big dude he's pretty strong and Allison she seems like she's definitely like really smart

I think the two of them would definitely be a deadly combination [Music]

the funds just getting started in the Big Brother house who will Jen and

Parker evict find out tomorrow Wednesday night at 8 7 Central then Sunday at 8 7

Central find out how the soulmate twist will affect the nominations and tune in

next Tuesday at 9 8 central to see if the power of veto will save one of the nominated couples

and we're back next Wednesday night for The Season's first live eviction

for an uncensored look at life in the house tune in to Big Brother after Dark

live every night from Midnight to 3 A.M on Showtime 2 and you can continue to

follow the house guests every move by logging on to cbs.com and subscribing to

the live 24-hour internet feed for now let's eavesdrop on the house guests from

outside the Big Brother house I'm Julie Chen good night whatever you won the

first competition God bless you and ten thousand dollars

I needed that too