09x03 - Episode 3

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previously on Big Brother 16 single house guests who are looking

for love moved into the Big Brother house are you single you are a surprise

announcement turned the house upside down each one of you has a perfect match

sitting in this living room right now

shocked by the announcement each house guest was paired up with their soul mates

Alex with Amanda Matt with Natalie James with Chelsea and Joshua with Neo ex-c

couple Jacob and Sharon found themselves back together again [Music]

me then you're the one that's provoking it while Jen and Ryan found themselves

compatible with other house guests she's paired up with this other guy she's sleeping in this bed and you know

obviously there's going to be a little jealousy [Music]

there's no as*ault taken in a battle of endurance you can't feel

my damn legs Jen and Parker became the first ever Big Brother power couple

congratulations now the man Parker are the power couple we have to send another

couple home when Jacob decided to stir up trouble my Parker's a snake you want

to know why he's my partner you want to stir stuff up that's something that you know brings enjoyment to this house his

strategy backfired call them out call them out

who did you over here call him out call him out who did you overhear Sharon went

on the offensive to save herself and her ex who was

thank you worried that Parker wanted to Target her real boyfriend Ryan Jim

revealed their secret to Parker dating and have been for almost a year

but when Ryan told Allison

we're dating her jealousy got the best of her I'm not happy that they're dating

at all vine would be better off with someone like me

at the eviction X's Sharon and Jacob's reunion was cut short

and at the head of household competition a new couple took control congratulations Amanda and Alex

Alex and Amanda nominate for eviction and

Jen and Ryan's decision to reveal their secret play out in the house find out

tonight on Big Brother till death do you park

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[Music] Amanda and Alex who now have a total of nine Hearts Natalie and Matt if you get

it correct you'll be the first head of household couple let's see what Natalie's answer is

I'm more of an athlete unfortunately [Applause]

congratulations Amanda and Alex you are the first I just one head of household with Amanda

and I and I'm excited about it but I'm also upset because I really didn't want to win now I have to nominate two

couples to go home

I was excited for the fact that they won until I realized that she's gonna be prancing around with this HOH key and

her ridiculous short shorts but when everybody know who the princess is I'm

extremely happy that Alex and Amanda won HOH because Boston and New York normally don't get along but in this case in the

house we're making an exception and connect with him I don't know how those two feel about

Adam and I because of just our actions very early on when we first met

when we lost the HOH competition I was definitely bummed because I knew that me and Allison weren't guaranteed safe and

to guarantee that you know my girlfriend Jen who no one knows about was safe as well

it seems like we went from the couple to being all the power it seemed like we were like Brad and Angelina but now it's

like where Kathy Griffin and Paulie Shore we just definitely wanted to lay low just so nobody would look at us as a

huge huge threat [Music] thank you

walk in and there's the memory wall with all the pictures

my worst picture ever I would have rather had a picture of my booty on the

screen then my face best looking picture on the wall was

obviously myself I am a handsome man I can't deny it and everybody notice I am the first one

on the wall infant Jen what why is that weird

Jen c*ck person in the house right now like I didn't want to be vocal in front

of everyone but I was livid what a [ __ ] move I know that you know the other house

guest heard the comment that she made when she saw her picture on the memory wall I love Jen dearly but Jane can open her

mouth and like just insert her whole foot all the way to thigh in her mouth

nobody came here to lose just tell Jen to chill with that yo

people ever heard that everybody heard that I'm like what the [ __ ] are you doing nobody likes packiness what the

[ __ ] yourself seriously that is gonna k*ll us watch we're done

because of that no I mean just let's go home because someone wants to be c*ck

I'm not c*ck like that

I have to be evicted just because she wants to be Jenna Almighty that's not

cool you need to chill out seriously Jen I will be so pissed off for you I'm

sorry if we lose a due to your c*ck I didn't even think you need to start I'm

felt really bad I realized what I had done was not the greatest thing in the world everybody heard that

I'm sorry I did yeah

I'm sorry that's it I'm sorry please that's cool I'm sorry I made a mistake

you have no idea the pressure like I feel like you're still in trouble the

whole situation is awkward I don't want to be like with someone else's boyfriend it's not an

advantage at all in fact like Jen would be the last you know person I would have aligned with

I'm just going to tell you this right now okay I don't want to play with any

other love bugs here your girlfriend is here how would you like how would you feel if

I said my boyfriend's here I'm trying to bed with another guy but you know how hard this is on me wow it's a tough

situation it is a tough situation you know what though I had to check her yeah

that comment pissed me off Parker can I just tell you when she said that I was

relieved that Parker did sympathize with me we've been put in a position of just

complete chaos but Jeff is also not gonna control me at all like ever Jen

has 100 screwed up my gameplay because now I'm forced to align with her and

she's acting all high and mighty she just pulled Parker into the massage room I knew Parker was pissed at me and I

found out he was in the sauna room so I'm just kind of curious as to what's going on there

foreign do you understand what position this is this whole thing has put me in do you

have any idea [Music] I'm going to tell you one thing before we talk you talk to me disrespectfully

even an inch of it you're screwed you gotta start helping us out like majorly

because I'm not going to sit here and hold a secret I feel like it's falling

apart I will reveal it if Allison reveals the secret she will

not only screw up her own game because Ryan's involved with her she'll screw up my game she'll screw up this whole

entire house and that will really really really piss me off foreign

how am I supposed to expect you to choose me over her like in an alliance because at this point in the game I

realized that I need to convince Ryan 100 to go against ultimately the woman

he's in love with I don't know if I can trust him why would he be honest with me I'm gonna tell you something right now

Ryan okay you girlfriend here blah blah blah blah foreign

it made for a very tricky situation I gotta stay loyal to Allison yet at the

same time I I want to stay true to Jen I just I feel like she thinks that this is

what you're my girl I better be yeah I'm not putting her over you I guarantee that you promise me I promise you I

promise you baby [Music]

I get stereotyped all the time because I'm a super high-pitched voice and people think I'm so dumb when they meet

me which is fine just like that I don't care how do you do deal with this negativity

yeah my father hung himself [Music] that's why I'm always happy and smiling

and nurturing is because like wouldn't you rather leave this earth people saying oh my God she was a great person

so it's just like it's made me a stronger person my first impression of Amanda was that she was just this

annoying [ __ ] that wants all the attention when I saw that part of her when she broke down over her father I

think the girl has a softer side to her

[Music] one of the perks about being head of

household is that you get your own room

oh my God you know what comes to the big head of household your own room I don't

have to get any snoring because I don't snore notice my baby girl Amanda it is a blessing

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my father and it's a day that

I will never forget I always have my father in my mind and in my heart and having a little extra piece of memories

of my father is definitely something that's going to keep me going to keep my head up and never quit my father was a

great man when I left him to death and I'd give up everything that I've been

I've received just to have one conversation with the man so then we'll just keep that in there to wrap it all

that fun stuff okay wow

out green oh that's amazing I was just so thankful that my brother went out of

his way to them send me something that he cherishes so

much like that's my dad's favorite CD are you crying

I definitely get strength from my dad I feel like I have another angel watching

over me foreign

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I need you to you need to be strong for yourself even I'm just not playing right now like I really I'm not gonna play at

all today like I don't care hey hey so pretty much what you're going to do is just first of all I never said that no

but but that's what you're hinting is that no I'm not hunting at that I'm saying I'm not playing

I didn't want to play their game they're not gonna bully me around and tell me how I'm gonna play this I'm not gonna

like I'm not gonna do anything so easy to know don't give up I know I don't want you to give up baby

[ __ ] you better get your mind right because if you don't that's gonna come

out being very childish because like you know when you're a child you know things don't go your way you just say oh that's

not even close Okay anymore things are just getting so Twisted what

is being expected of me right now it's just not I'm not gonna do it oh my gosh

I'm done [Music]

Allison is definitely a taking time b*mb it's just not hard just shut your mouth and everything will be good

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[Applause] hey Jim yeah Adam's name is

the hooded Warrior yeah why to ask him Adam no Adam Adam do you go by the

hooded Warrior well what why is your name the hooded Warrior not circumcised

oh my God out of every guy in here I get the uncircumcised guy what is that about

are you really foreign

yeah I have never seen an uncircumcised p*nis and I found out that Adam had one

and I wanted to see it

I'm uncut dude that's what it is app apparently everybody finds to be

music I mean it's weird it's so weird why I

see you circumcised huh I have no choice I gave her a glimpse at it you know I

didn't give her the 101 I had to operate it but I gave her a little idea how what

what it works with everything

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I have this conversation with you I had to talk to someone just so I felt human again and not so alienated

so much I'm gonna like about tub are you upset it's just so annoying

everything's going on it's just horrible I just know that like I'm a huge

food Target huge buying a huge Target for what reason though what did you do

if it's hard to explain but trust me it's not gonna hurt or help your game knowing either way that's okay I'm not

telling you right okay so I'm trying to keep my word on what I

said I would do you know what I'm saying okay I love you [Music]

thank you [Applause]

yeah she does a huge secret and if she wants to try to play us we're going to play her me and Jim were talking about

the whole secret and I didn't want Allison to have the opportunity to let out our secret

me and Ryan said something when we found out we were couples at that point we had to bite my tongue I

don't know how I thought that was going to benefit me but but hey let her think that everything's all cool if Miss Thang

wants to try to play we can definitely play so that way if she ever does because

you put on dude that's a great idea I knew I was less to have a great partner

we need to definitely uh tell everybody about Jenna Ryan's secret before Allison just spilled the beans on everything

what's up this is really hard for me to okay

[Music] I have

um I have a secret but my secret was keeping somebody else a secret okay

thank you I just figured that Alex would give us a better chance you know and uh understand

what was going on because if he would have heard it from Allison it probably wouldn't have been good damn this sucks

because you guys are gonna hate out of me pretending Ryan or dating

why I'm stuck with someone who already knows somebody else in this house and tells us a secret that he held for two

days it was odd because he didn't come up straightforward by him telling us not

when he heard it I already made his bet dude you guys know I wanted to beat straight up with y'all from the jump you

knew that you guys knew it it is extremely hypocritical of pocket to keep the secret from us because he was so

adamant about waking everyone up at four in the morning because someone was Keeping a Secret in the house and then he went and did it himself

people think I'm a snake so I'm like who was it this it won't speak on it I understand what you're

saying and I'm gonna take it into consideration I don't think anybody else knows

after we told Matt and Alex about Jenna Ryan's secret it was the right time to also tell Natalie and Amanda be prepared

to get the shock of your life right now I see come on I'm nervous

yeah Jen and Ryan are dating [Music]

the whole time oh my God then for

10 months I was livid Someone whom I trusted from

day one kept a secret from me I could not believe she had a boyfriend in this

house I'm sorry I just think that you guys have yeah I know because now everyone's

gonna be against you but that's what I just want to chat with you

well first off I already know your little situation you're in they just told us and that's fine it

sucks that you know my partner doesn't even come to me and tell me that he's gonna go tell everybody what's up

he didn't tell you that he was you they were going to release the no he didn't tell me that but it was like They begged

me to not say anything then they go around and say everything to everybody you know what I mean I'll tell you something right now

everything that's gonna happen from this point forward is going to be 100 me and not me playing for Ryan and Jen and you

know what I'm saying situation because when that comes out that's gonna be even worse for you and it's gonna even be

worse for Pockets like I know because Parker was cool with them telling everybody they didn't tell everybody

they only told a few of us will you help me with that because I haven't said a word they're the ones that let the cat out of the bag like I mean I I don't

want you to go home I like to I I figure me and you can use each other towards the end we're from the same place I'm

just like coming with me like right now to talk to some like because I'm like not like

so you obviously told everybody yep because you were gonna let it out of the bag anyway I was never gonna I was not I

was never gonna say a word that's not what everyone else thought tell me if you leave that you're gonna spill the

beans so we just think you know and you've had no trust in me you've been going on making all these decisions

you've been making every decision do not fly anymore chill out get over

yourself chill chill you're gonna be sad about yourself you

are you this game does not revolve around you Alice it doesn't no oh okay but a lot of people saw your true colors

a lot okay Jen you are the most disrespectful person you are absolutely

ridiculous I don't care I don't care do you think I care what you think about okay why are you down playing with me

what happened Jen and Ryan are dating so that's what the whole situation was oh

you gotta be kidding me this is oh my good the most naive gullible

freaking person okay Sheila is obviously the closest person in this house did I tell you a word no I I don't I don't

bear you good that's what I wanted to tell you yeah that's what you want to do oh that's what you wanted to tell me but

she said I'm not going to tell you anything until I'm out of here no it wasn't

it yeah because that was I she begged me pretty

God I wouldn't lie about that all right I'll give you that one exactly

Ryan is dating Jen they're dating

since like the first day but why didn't you show them they were like basically like

threatening me like the whole time you have no idea so I'm sorry you guys if I hope that

like that helps clarify some things for you guys I cannot believe this

I wasn't gonna say a thing wow well I'm just glad that it came out

because now I can like be honest about it with you guys I was in complete disbelief I would have never saw this

coming in a million years so I had the idea well if them two know each other

who else knows each other in the house thank you why do I want to officer never tell how many impacts around the Bible make everyone swear all that and if you

and if you swirling for them all of America you were going straight to hell yeah let's do it right let's do it

[Music] you're intimate they're like they're like the Secret's out okay come on we're

all gonna have a meeting okay let's go I went to the living room

please I felt that it needed to be a dress whether or not people knew each other living room please

please I took the initiative to yell at everyone and get everyone in the room I just came downstairs from finding out

that apparently you guys are boyfriend and girlfriend and you've been telling everyone in the house

is anybody else connected I swear to God and everyone in America

I'm totally by myself in this game to God and everyone I'm not with anyone I came in this house alone I swear on the

Holy Bible that I know no one in the house you all now know me stupid the whole thing was so stupid I don't think

any of this is gonna make you stop lying you don't just swear on the Bible and then complete lie you mean you'd be

going to hell for sure I don't know anybody at all in fact I haven't had sex for nine months mark my work God knows I

know no one in this house I swear on the Holy Bible I don't know anybody here I do not know anybody in this house prior

to moving in I know nobody in this house I know nobody else in the house I swear

in a Bible I know no one else in the house [Music] coming into the game I know no one I want to say that if like I hated holding

back secrets from people I swear that I have not known anybody in this house [Music]

half these people aren't even religious like who they're swearing on a bunch of words who cares

[Music]

a lot of weak a lot of weak in this house you notice that too oh God it's a

lot of weak they tell me it's where we're from it's different than half these people are from maybe inventor

my relationship with Alex he's like my my best friend in this house right from when we walked in we immediately clicked

I'm gonna make an attack going after me and you because they're like oh these two boys

don't double cross the Buddies me swearing my father in this game is

very important I would never want to put my father's name in vain for me to say something in the name of my father

you'll never hear again Matt and I are strong Alliance and

because until death there was part we have to bring Amanda and Natalie beans and things you know what there's a new

alliance and it's just us four this is the crew

exactly that's it those are the only people I actually remotely trust in the house now basically we have to go every

other week but HOH HOH or POV every week we have to win no one else can win the

head of households the thing is that Allison and Ryan are strong you know what I think you should put them both up

put them both up that's what we're thinking that's two strong teams going up against us so what put them both up I

love Parker yeah I wish Paco wasn't with her the strong ones have to go

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[Music] I don't give a whether they you know are

going to be mad at me because honestly I don't care it's gonna be okay you gotta

hang in there I know you are stupid you were just where I was when I first

walked in that door I understand bitching I need some Alka-Seltzer I

swear it has nothing to do with you I thought I can't do this we were both bummed about our situation Ally was with

Ryan and Ryan's hooked up with Jen and I'm bummed because I'm with Adam

we can spend every waking minute together yeah yeah we're lesbians that was the

twist no this is big brother we decided to

make our own rules we can be anyone we want in this house and we decided to be lesbians this has really been my

girlfriend for five years that's right is there any rule in Big Brother house that we can't be lesbians I love it I

gotta play this out we'll be l*sbian lovers let's do this let's do this let's see

here we go here we go hey Joshua I gotta tell you there was another twister story we're gonna tell you now okay you see we

feel bad because it's like we promised to read the holidays are you ready what do you think what do you think why

do you think we've been so close yeah I hit it off I don't know what do you think tell us how many like what

[Music] um you didn't find it weird at all you

didn't see it please don't tell anybody

I'm dead serious you're no I'm so freaked out right now I can't tell you

why you're you are why I just would never I never pegged that in a million

years this is pretty much my reaction are you really that shocked wow

I'm in complete disbelief why do you think we've been like completely like

why do you think I have been so like physically ill that I have to sleep at the man right now I don't even know what

to say unbelievable [Music]

I never never picked up any of the warning signs I didn't even realize that

they could be lesbians and beat it there wait hold Josh because like telling the

Daily News so we just figured that he would go ahead and tell everybody I've got to go talk to my boyfriend

[Music] ready for the twist tell me I don't know

what you're talking about Allison and Sheila okay they've been Partners they're lesbians

listen I think it's true that's why she wears those running boots

all the time we're Partners you too yeah yeah we adopted we have a

son they're in love it's adorable it's adorable so that's it that's it we're

just gonna whatever [Music]

I think that this could definitely work in our benefit for sure this could be a

very big Power move [Music]

I think I need to run 60 miles a week

[Music] I'm not gonna make it because I have a

partner that's so freaking weak he doesn't care it's too bad you guys can't get along and everybody keeps telling me

to stop being mean to them but you don't understand it's a knee-jerk reaction no one's in my situation so they don't

understand why I have these outbursts it's because he's talking about balling and rolling and pimping out chicks and

another sentence he's saying he helps autism children I don't believe it I think it's a lie it's like how can you

like talk the way you talk and do what you do for a living somehow it just didn't make sense to me and he's always

foreign [Laughter]

really what are you doing here then Schiller has probably been the biggest annoyance in this household in reference

to Adam all she does is belittle him abuse him make fun of him and not talk

to him hey Sheila what on to chime in on that he's not going around saying back

thinking about you I'm not going around saying bad about him either I'm with an idiot up there that keeps talking to me

and saying things to me he's a great person he's not an idiot he's not an idiot you're not a woman hey

if I was I'd like him I wouldn't want you go up there and get in bed with them yo come check your woman no he ain't my

man he ain't checking foreign [Music]

to make you act like this I listen like I do something

[Music] you know

hell with somebody instead of beating no you [Music]

left hey no I mean what I mean what did I do wrong you know what I mean that's what she was talking to me about over there I don't know who she thinks she is

man and the chip on her their shoulder gotta go that might have helped you because honest truth people like you

know just this [ __ ] Adam he's a great guy but unfortunately sorry Adam it's a

couple game times change every day I think they were questioning but for them too up I had a question anymore no

one of our duties as the head of household couple is to nominate two couples for eviction

Jen and Ryan's secret coming out has absolutely made me fearful for this

nomination that was by far the stupidest thing they could have ever done because of the fact that their secrets did come

out I may have to pay [Music]

but I am worried that Parker and I will be nominated because mine and Ryan's

secret got out I would much rather have Ryan and Allison be nominated than me and Parker

I mean if we get low in his totally Shield's fault she's not running her freaking mouth talking to his talking

that for making me look bad [Music]

being with Allison I mean she's definitely dug a grave for us and unfortunately for me there's a lot of

people in the house just you know don't like her and it pretty much sucks I'm nervous

if Alex and I didn't reach an agreement he and I would have been thrown up on

the Block and the couple who finished in second place they would have become head of households

[Music]

let's go kid all right guys it's time to gather around the dining room table it is now

time for our first nomination ceremony [Music]

welcome everyone this is the first nomination ceremony because it's big brother nine and it is

death to us part we play as couples we compete as couples we get nominated as couples and

unfortunately we get evicted as couples

it is our duty as head of household to nominate two couples for eviction

so with that said let this nomination ceremony begin

our first safe couple Sheila and Adam you guys are safe from

eviction [Applause]

the second couple um James and Chelsea you guys are safe

thank you next safe couple

is Matt and Natalie thank you

last saved couple is [Music]

Neil and Joshua we have nominated Ryan and Allison

and Jen and Parker for eviction this week Allison and Ryan purely strategic the reason why we uh put you guys up for

eviction is Ryan and Jen have have an advantage above all of us and I feel is

the best interest of this entire house not just us that we put these two couples up for eviction I do apologize

but this is the game and this is what we must do and this meeting is now adjourned

Jen I will do everything I can to get you out of the house this week it's the only way to play the game

unfortunately you should have kept your secret in a little bit longer you were so worried about me saying it but you

really made your own bed unfortunately I knew coming in here that if me and

Jen's sneaker got out no we're gonna have bullseyes on our foreheads and uh you know that's exactly what happened

[Music] gives me more of fighting Power I'm it's five hundred thousand dollars I'm not

throwing in the towel and if it means Ryan going home what are you gonna do one of us has to go and it's not gonna be me

[Music] I believe we do have the numbers to stay another week but

knowing Jen's dumb a*s she's gonna open her mouth and screw it up again for the both of us

I'm definitely looking forward for Ryan and Jen's a campaign against each other because it's going to bring more misery they have an advantage coming into this

household to let them suffer now like we've been suffering all week exactly till death do us part right

[Music] who will win the power of veto and will they use it to save either Jen and

Parker or Ryan and Allison from eviction find out Tuesday at 9 8 central on Big

Brother till death do you part [Music]

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