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11x01 - Episode 1

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Brother". Aired: July 5, 2000 – present.*
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A group of contestants known as "HouseGuests" live together in a specially constructed house that is isolated from the outside world for a cash prize of $500,000 (or $750,000 in the 23rd season onwards).

11x01 - Episode 1

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The In Crowd the outcrowd the rumors and the romance playing the Big Brother game

is just like returning to high school and this summer big brother is going back to school like never before with a

Twist that will take the game to a whole new level so what click were you a part of in high

school whether you're expecting the unexpected or just expecting get ready because another

crazy summer is about to begin it's a house like no other

where 52 cameras follow your every move and 80 microphones

capture your every word this is the Big Brother house

tonight 12 complete strangers will enter this house with one goal in mind to be

the last one standing they will live in total confinement

cut off from the outside world every week the house gets compete for

food luxuries and most importantly power

each week they will vote to evict one of their own until only one house guest

remains to claim the half million dollar prize tonight a new twist will rock the

house and a mysterious 13th house guest is revealed it all happens now on brother

good evening I'm Julie Chen tonight 12 strangers will be moving into the Big

Brother house and in a big brother first they'll be surprised to learn that they will each be playing the game as part of

a familiar High School click these clicks could help or hinder their chance at winning the half million dollar prize

so who are the athletes who are the brains who is popular and who is offbeat

see if you can figure it out just a few days ago they were each surprised with their key to the Big Brother house

[Applause]

are you serious oh that's so sweet awesome

[Applause] [Music]

you want this I'm Jeff and the Chicago boy is going to tackle

the competition I'm a nice guy when you meet me but if you cross me I'll definitely turn on you I'm Ronnie

and this gamer is going to crack the code to the Big Brother house that's my processor with the cooling fan it's

three gigahertz I'm Jordan no one can resist my Southern Charm

I'm Natalie and I may be small but I can pack a punch

[Music]

[Laughter]

I'm Kevin and this designer is gonna drag click

and crop the competition I'm Shima my book smart and Street smarts will be

the winning combination [Music] hey I'm Braden

serving as my business and business is good serving's better than sex Mother Nature doesn't talk back you know it's

mine baby I'm Michelle and this scientist is really going to

mix things up in the house I'm going to big brother I'm gonna win big

[Music] breath I'm coming for y'all I'm Russell

and I won't go down without a fight I'm Laura and this sweet [ __ ] is gonna get

exactly what she wants [Music] I'm Lydia

this tattoo lady is coming America I eat pressure for dinner

I'm Casey teacher by day DJ by night mom you have to come over say goodbye I

only got an hour to pack an hour and a pack oh my God oh my God

packing lots of clothes but all I really need is this I'm definitely not a arithmetic type person you know reading

books you know I've got a couple of Lucky things my lucky briefs straight from Brazil baby I got Ellie she is a

great inspiration I've never been the popular girl but it's time for me to

have my my turn you know I am blackanese I'm Blasian if you will I'm half black

half Japanese I hope there's going to be some ghetto fabulous some black you know chick a little Hood just because a

person's black and they have something to say does not make them ghetto to me that's just ignorant I don't have a

girlfriend so definitely looking for a little showmance my grandpa always says now don't get any booger booger means

sex then I'm not gonna do that 9 out of 10 girls really hate me because the way I look I feel huge fake boobs tacky

charm the girls a little bit of rest of the love muscle and get on their good side and should be a wrap if it helps my

game hooking up with a guy or a girl then that's fine with me oh

I suppose I started out as a um dance in a rap group I don't really like the

vanilla ice type I'm not into the the white guys that try to rap

don't come back without 500 000 right

bye Mommy I love you I love you tomorrow is Morgan's first birthday just found

out his dad's not going to be there I think [Music]

now booger no booger because people are watching I'm going into the Big Brother house

and you're not oh yeah bye bye Big Brother here I come I love you

so who's in what click and how will this affect the game I'll tell you and the

house guests a little later on but first time to meet them

[Music]

although this is the first time they're seeing each other they are not allowed to speak to one another until they're

inside the Big Brother house [Music]

welcome house guests [Applause] take a good look around you

the person in front of you could become your new best friend

while the person behind you just might stab you in the back remember once you walk through that door

you won't come out until you've either been evicted or won the half million

dollar prize so is everyone ready oh yeah

the first four to enter the Big Brother house are Ronnie Laura Russell and Kevin please

enter the house now

oh my God

this is like a little small thing what's over here what's in here

oh this is kind of nice this is kind of Posh I like this done hi Russell Russell

I'm Ronnie nice to meet you man do you want the corner one because it's more private yes okay I'm Ronnie Ronnie is an adorable geek I

speak geek and E so I can relate to him [Applause] the next group to enter is Shima

Braden Natalie at Casey the four of you may now enter

the house [Music] [Applause]

walking in the Big Brother house I was like wow this place is super delicious you know words can't explain it it was

super parallelicious bam okay I can't have a little bed I'm big

oh I don't know I'm over there I'm right here this is great loving it looks like

me and you bro Sexual Chocolate looks like me and you what's up brother I'm Braden Casey Braden's an interesting cat

he's real Surfer Duty you know like that's picoli dude I'm feeling the zone

and the final group to enter the Big Brother house is Jordan Jeff Michelle

and Lydia please enter the house now [Music]

[Applause] [Music]

oh my God okay no we in the other room

oh is this our room then yeah

we get the plastic room I call it like the Splish Splash room it just felt like

we got the shaft there's four of you there has to be one bed somewhere else oh no I got no bed oh my God

one of us is sharing with him I'm married so my husband will k*ll me if I was single I would have jumped in that

bed in a second Jeff is great looking guy he's totally like my type if you don't mind just so he can have

yeah are you guys gonna double up yeah dude let's do it

starting off with living with three ladies you know not a bad thing I guess to kick off the summer season

you guys are really doubling up that's so cute [Music]

we probably should do names in a little bit about ourselves

my name is Kevin everybody hi Kevin one at a time of the class

[Applause] fine I'm a graphic designer okay yeah just looking at Kevin and he is a

character just because of the way he dresses and his fashion but totally lovable and amazing my name is Ronnie

I'm 30 years old I'm a huge Video Game Geek

Ronnie's gonna be someone I'm gonna have to learn to like not someone I'd probably call up to go and kick in and

grab a beer with I'm Shima I'm a freelance journalist and you don't need to know how old I am

yeah Shima likes to laugh at her own jokes

[Music] and I work in a lab are you like a

chemist no um like I'm a research assistant I take care of like grass and stuff I totally downplayed the fact that

I have a PhD because I was definitely afraid that being labeled smart would make me a Target I'm Natalie um I'm 18.

I just graduated

I am not going to let the house get to know I'm 24 because I want people to

think I'm a young naive girl I did win a bronze medal in the Junior Olympics for

Taekwondo I also play poker I know how to read people and I'm certainly not going to let the house guests know that

now that we can talk later about your real age okay because I was like 18 you look like you're 25

like stop you are trying to pull something something's wrong I'm Laura I

am 21 and I'm from Atlanta Georgia Georgia Peach bless my heart

now can we get to your boobs um Laura is boob City I in boobs like

sorry just bombed in my mouth they're voluptuous what's her name I forgot her name

obviously I could just go like this and you normally I'm Braden like a braid in your hair it's that easy grew up in Orange County

traveled the world surfing which was great okay then we need to switch rooms because you can go and splish

are you going with me I'm Jeff I'm from Chicago I'm in

advertising I do some advertising sales

cute little Chicago accent the Bears I know everyone likes the accent Jeff is

like really cute like Days of Our Lives like a model type looking guy he does

think you've watched a little okay I'm Jordan I'm from Charlotte North Carolina I work at a hair salon and I serve at

night and I love it my name is Casey

um I teach fifth grade and I'm a DJ by night

I am 40. please don't vote the old guy out first

24 from Torrance California and I am an effects makeup artist oh wow like blood

and stuff blood guts Gore can you make me look 25.

I know I'm Russell I'm 24. I'm a commercial

real estate broker and mixed martial arts fighter

all right so I was a little worried about him professionally amateur not professional

yeah I don't see anyone as a threat right now and I cannot wait to put them all in their asses

[Applause] [Music]

how will the house guests react when they find out they'll be playing in clicks and how will these groups affect

the game and later an unexpected twist will send a 13th house guest into the

game and it's somebody they and you already know stay with us

welcome back to big brother just moments ago 12 men and women entered the Big

Brother house to begin a summer long battle to win a half million dollars what they don't know is that the house

will be divided into four High School cliques the athletes the popular crowd

the brains and the offbeat and these clicks will change the game like never

before it's time to reveal this year's twist to the house guests

hello house guests is everyone enjoying their new

housemates oh yeah incredible well I have some news for you

as you all know our motto is expect the unexpected

and this season is no different I am sure some of you have been secretly

judging your peers While others have been working hard to fit in

not unlike being back in high school right no and whether you've been out of

school for 20 years or just graduated One Thing Remains the

Same clicks rule the school

and this summer on Big Brother they're going to rule the game

that's right each of you will be playing the game as part of a familiar High

School click oh my God oh sorry you may be part of a group but you are

all still competing as individuals you will be nominated as individuals

and evicted as individuals however it's never been more important to be

part of the In Crowd that's because if a member of your

Clique becomes head of household then no one in your group can be nominated for

eviction guaranteeing your safety for that week

that's huge guys this is like game changing you want to know what the clicks are yeah

the athletes to the brains to the popular crowd

to the offbeat where will you fit in

well you'll all find out a little later on for now

class dismissed all right we know we're the outcasts the

offbeat is that what she called it yeah off beat oh my God I hated High School

like who I don't know I don't want to go back there who else is the weirdo besides Kevin and I in my click I would

like Kevin he's kind of like my ducky and I'd be his Molly

how about you you're an athlete doll I went over surf competition on the surf team yeah yeah we're all going back to high

school which is some of the best years of my life played hooky a lot I'm not smart I don't know I think I got

like a 3.0 I'm definitely the smartest person inside this house I'm on a nationally ranked speech and debate team

and I really think that might make people view me as a little bit of a threat

the brains their house guests I have a PhD and I'm

a super smart scientist dude about high school you school is all about image and how you princess

[Music] [Applause] Jeff where'd you used to go I played

football in college everybody could be an athlete though their own way if I'm putting to the athlete click I would

have to kind of explain myself to why I'm in an athletic group and I don't want people to know how athletic I am oh

hey where's Casey father I graduated with three nine yes 20 years ago

about like 10 years I'm the oldest I am happy you know thinking that I'm gonna

have some other people that I can kind of depend on so that we can team up together and do some big things in this

house my blood pressure is going up Julie coming up the clicks will be revealed

and another surprise awaits which of these mysterious four will become the

13th house guest and who are they stay with us

welcome back to Big Brother when the house guests moved into the Big Brother house they were surprised to learn that

they will be playing the game as a member of one of four High School clicks

the athletes the popular crowd the brains or the offbeat but they still

have no idea where they fit in let's give them the news now

hello house guests okay are you ready to find out which

click you belong to yes well then please make your way to the

backyard find your name and say hello to your click maker

[Applause] [Music]

look at those basketball like high school I don't know what that is in the toilet oh it's a gym oh my God

I was excited you know because we see all the clicks like the athletes and offbeats and the popular kids and then

the brains you see these toilet seats hanging put their names on them Natalie

Jeff you're with me um first oh we're on the same team yeah there we go I like

that I don't even know what you're doing it's gonna be done oh I like it would you used to play I didn't like plain

thing but I did some uh Taekwondo I'm like all right Honest we got another fighter in the house it was myself Russell and Natalie it's an athletic

click and I was happy about that Natalie's a really cool girl just out of high school which was surprising to hear

I didn't play any sport in high school nothing at all

I thought it might be my two people God bless them is a g*y

dude and a tattoo chick you know and I am a little bit of an offbeat character but I've been a clown for a long time I

mean I was in a rap group coming up I started out as a dancer in the back five six seven eight

look who the popular kids are well popular

it wasn't like the most intelligent person so I knew I wouldn't be in the brains click

my teammates are Brayden Laura and me

thank you wow this probably doesn't look that good

I know we look so sexy and we're like both of outfits for like four kids we don't have to look good yeah

the popular kids have the looks the athletes have their big muscles but

hello we all know that the brains control the operations especially in

this house rain's over beauty baby I was in all AP classes and getting a grades

but I'll have you know that I was also popular like I wasn't a dork [Music]

just so you know America hello house guests

it is time for the first head of household competition of the summer

now as you know the head of household is the most powerful position inside the

Big Brother house free from the threat of eviction the HOH must put two house guests on the

chopping block and remember if the head of household belongs to your Clique the

entire click is safe for the week now we all know that some of the most

embarrassing moments from high school took place in the locker room and that's exactly where you are tonight

so please step into your underwear what what

and grab your toilet seat no these underwear

[Music] hold up

house guests [Applause] this competition is called the wedgie

and here's how it works hold on to your toilet seat for dear life

if you let go of your seat you are out of this competition

if all of your click mates let go the entire click is eliminated

the last house guest holding on will be the winner whose click will have a distinct Advantage however

that person will not be head of household

no one in the yard will be HOH no there's not

another person of course there is who will become the most powerful person

in the house I'll let you know in a little while for now

sit tight house guests

coming up the mysterious four will be revealed and they are no strangers to

you or the house guests which one of them will earn the final spot in the Big

Brother house and who will become head of household find out when we return

welcome back to Big Brother the four clicks have been established and in a

surprise twist the house guests have just learned that none of them can become the first head of household

that's because one of these mysterious four will be moving into the Big Brother

house and that person will be crowned the first HOH of the summer so who are

the mysterious four well they're not strangers to the Big Brother game

I'm Michael Cowboy Ellis and I was on Big Brother five [Music]

I would have won season five if it wasn't for that one vote and the winner of Big Brother five is

Drew I deserve being the Big Brother house because there's just something that I

feel like I need to prove hopefully I can kick some butt and take uh first place that's Cowboy yeah

I'm Jessica from Big Brother eight I consider myself extremely outgoing

uh life of the party for sure I would have won if I hadn't fallen for America's player we're in big trouble

why because why are we in trouble because eventually it's I mean we're

just not going to be able to resist each other I want the money I'm not here to make friendships or have fun this time I have

my eyes 100 set on the goal booyah

I'm Brian from Big Brother 10. I'd like to think I would have won if I just wouldn't have played so hard so fast

I've got YouTube I've got Jerry I have enough phones to where I can do it I

want and nobody's gonna have to try to take me down buy a vote of nine to one

Brian you are evicted from the Big Brother house

last time I was the first one out of the house this time I want to be the last one to leave

I'm Jesse from Big Brother 10. due to my 18 inch arms rock hard abs and widest

most insane shoulders it makes it kind of difficult not to stick out like a sore thumb everybody's like oh he's just

all muscles okay well that's what I wanted everybody to think I don't believe my ego got in the way of my

season last year but uh some people might beg to differ

I'm bigger and better than last year by 20 lbs and almost a whole inch on my g*n

Brian Jessica cowboy and Jesse welcome to your big

brother do-over for all of you this is your shot at Redemption but only one of

you will get that second chance at the half million dollar prize like in high school each of you is now

aligned with a familiar click that currently exists in the Big Brother house so how can you get back into the

game well it's simple if your click wins the first head of household competition of the summer not

only will you be moving back into the Big Brother house but you will become the first HOH in the

first one in life are you all ready then let's begin let's begin

hello house guests is everyone enjoying their wedgie yeah

yeah excellent well as I mentioned earlier none of you will become the first head of household that's because

there is a 13th house guest of course that has yet to enter the game

in the studio with me right now are four potential house guests one

representing each of the clicks so if your click wins you will have an

advantage because the 13th house guest will join your clip and that person will be the HOH which

means your click will be safe for the week

so we find out that whichever team wins gets another teammate added to their click if you

have four people competing for you that's better than having three best was that 33 more ah maybe I'll ask the

brains they're so darn smart the power is up for grabs the

competition begins now [Applause] [Music]

when they said now they meant now

go popular it hurts so bad

a wedgie it's your underwear and it's when someone grabs it and they yank it

and it hurts if these panties go any further I'm

gonna probably die or split in two think bye butt hurts more than anything I can't even focus on my hands my butt

hurts so bad I would slap it but that'd be just out of teamwork

Ronnie how about you how you holding up it's excellent it was not a very comfortable feeling to say the least I

plan on having children one day so I felt that was going to be very potentially detrimental to that process

oh God I do feel bad for you gentlemen I think the girls might have had an

advantage they didn't have quite the uh obstacle that us boys had and uh I think

you know your weight is not necessarily to an advantage Shima is holding up literally a hundred pounds probably and

like 25 of that is hair

this feels amazing Julie love it how you guys doing I'm okay how are you

good amazing I'm actually surprised no one dropped yet damn this game is not geared for me

um I have muscles muscles do not work well when you're dangling you're carrying dead weight well that type of

people here they wake up Jeff yeah have you ever had a wedgie before Jeff no he gives away

oh I did not want to be the first one off I feel like crying

crying oh how you doing I'm not good hmm

oh Michelle you're out of the game

mine too come on down

sorry Ronnie you're out of this competition you got some sweat on the palm of my hand and as I went here I did

not have a firm grip and I dropped it's all on me now we were so screwed brains

falling brains falling and then me holding on for freaking dear life I

don't mind being on the brains I just feel like I should have better team members most of you have survived the

Big Brother wedgie but I knew it do you think you can survive the super wedgie

no no [Music] right now the four potential house

guests will be able to give a super wedgie to the click of their choice for

30 seconds all right please reveal your answers now

the athletes will be getting two super wedgies for a total of 60 Seconds

the popular crowd will be getting one super wedgie for a total of 30 seconds

the reins will be getting no super wedgies and the offbeat will be getting one super wedgie for a total of 30

seconds let's give it to them now okay house guests it is time for the super wedgie

this is fun

I did have the unfortunate pleasure to be super wedgied and it's just like

really because it's rubbing and pulling in ways you don't want and it just makes

holding on to that toilet bowl 10 times harder it hurts so bad

okay you know what everyone enjoy

I love you Lydia yo my hands are slipping

sorry guys

no do not drop Kevin you're out of the game

Kevin goes down I realize I'm the only off-beater who is left hanging up there

thanks guys how you doing Joe I think I'm going dude

I'm hurting big time I was starting to feel nauseous a little bit my arms were tired I'm not even gonna lie I'm out

gotcha yeah Jeff you are now out of the game

I think it's time for another super wedgie so I need each of you to show me your vote

athletes are being targeted all right the athletes will be getting three super

wedgies for a total of one minute and 30 seconds the brains will be getting one

super Reggie for 30 seconds that means the popular crowd and the offbeat will

be getting no super wedgies [Music] help me out there it is

[Music] okay guys I'm about to go

I'm trying oh Shima now you and your entire Clique

is out of the competition yeah that's I'm sorry Brian you will not be entering

the Big Brother house again thank you [Music] again has to happen

yeah Casey I think I'm done man really yeah

it hurts man you can do it hurt s come on Casey

I'm sorry Cowboy the offbeats have been eliminated so that means you will not be re-entering the Big Brother house

it is the popular Clique versus the athletes so now it's between you Jessica

and you Jesse one of you will be re-entering the Big Brother house tonight

so right now we've got braid into my right on my team then it's me and then down at the far end we have the athletes

all they have left are Natalie and Russell so everything's on the line at this point one of us is going to win we're

going to get a new member to our team and we're gonna get safety for the week when I saw the popular click and the

athletes click left up there hanging I thought great they're gonna come after the offbeats this is going to be high

school all over are you hurting yourself I'm hurting

yeah don't do it kid you're looking cozy up there I know Rusty's like making it look

easy he's not he keeps telling me he's struggling thanks thanks for letting everyone know good

strategy here yeah when you get c*ck you lose hey hey I'm not getting c*ck Natalie

will hurt us in our click she can collage very Brash she's our gasoline she might need to tone it down a little

bit I'm really proud of the girls my crotch hurts so bad

[Music] I'm about to fall really I don't know if

I can take it anymore damn I got like 10 more minutes at least

let's go Brayden I'm having back spasms right now

he's hurting spiritual man

sorry [Music] [Applause] [Music]

you are now out of this competition I probably could have hung on a lot longer but I do not want a Target on my back

this early in the game it is now Braden versus the two athletes

I'm sorry Braden you didn't do it you did good I believe in you

you're good though you're golden up there great and you might as well save your

strength there's two of us well please two of you is like half of me

block it out why are you still doing [ __ ] it out

they're hurt come on Braden you got it

[Music]

here we go

I'm sorry Jessica the popular click has been eliminated which means you will not be going back into the Big Brother house

okay congratulations good job thank you

congratulations athletes you have won the first HOH competition for your click

I was ecstatic because we were we were safe for a week but it was mixed emotions because now I definitely have a

Target on my back the athletes have four members so it's going to be hard to get rid of them all

that's running through my mind is oh my God somebody's gonna go home next week the game's on and this is real

I think at this point we might want to start making friends with some athletes hopefully my my click mates will um will

do the same Target you know

you're really bad like click w*r so

who is this mysterious house guest bring him out I can tell you that this person

is no stranger to the Big Brother house

um Jesse last season bodybuilders if it's Maddie bring him in

bring them in you may now go back into the house and await your new housemate

so Jesse are you ready for your shot at Redemption yes well good luck you may

re-enter the Big Brother house foreign

[Music]

how will the house guests respond now that Jesse has entered the game

with the house divided into four clicks one thing's for sure it's going to be an expl*sive summer the excitement is just

getting started in the Big Brother house how will the house guests react to the next shocking Twist of the summer

freaking way and who will Jesse nominate for eviction find out Sunday night at 8

7 Central then tune in Tuesday at 9 8 central to find out how the click twist

continues to turn the game upside down and see if the power of veto can save

one of the nominees then don't miss the season's first live eviction next

Thursday at 8 7 Central you can continue to follow the house

guests every move by logging on to cbs.com and subscribing to the live

24-hour internet feed you can also get an uncensored look at life in the house on Big Brother after Dark airing live

each night from Midnight to 3 A.M on Showtime 2. from outside the Big Brother house I'm

Julie Chen good night where's my athletes at

foreign [Music]

[Music]