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11x02 - Episode 2

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Brother". Aired: July 5, 2000 – present.*
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A group of contestants known as "HouseGuests" live together in a specially constructed house that is isolated from the outside world for a cash prize of $500,000 (or $750,000 in the 23rd season onwards).

11x02 - Episode 2

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previously on Big Brother cut off from the outside world with

cameras following their every move 12 strangers began the battle for a half million dollars

[Music] among them the fifth grade teacher the girl next door to the jock the

neuroscientist the surfer and the bikini model nine out of 10 girls hate me

because the way I look the first Twist of the summer sent the house guests back to high school each of you will be

playing the game as part of a familiar High School Clique I hated High School

like who I don't know I don't want to go back there and challenge them to play the game like never before if a member

of your Clique becomes head of household then no one in your group can be

nominated for eviction oh it was the athletes versus the brains

versus the popular crowd versus the offbeat a second announcement at the head of household competition turned the

house upside down no one in the yard will be h.o.h

udia with me right now are four while four ex-house guests awaited their

shot at Redemption only one of you will get that second chance at the half million dollar prize the house guests

had to endure the wedgie of a lifetime the last house guest holding on will be the winner one by one the wedgie became

too much for them to handle sorry in the end

the athletes outlasted the competition congratulations athletes you have won

the first HOH competition might want to start making friends with some athletes I can tell you that this person is no

stranger to the Big Brother house you may re-enter the Big Brother house

how will the house react when they learn that Jesse is the mystery house guest and who will he nominate for eviction

find out tonight on Big Brother

[Music]

thank you so Jesse are you ready for your shot at

Redemption yes well good luck you may re-enter the Big Brother house

[Music] [Applause]

when Jesse walked in the door I was like oh my God I hate Jesse how weird is this

Jesse wow and it's like a meathead a guy that I can't really connect with and

like I have not been to the gym in 10 years so I don't know what to do

it hey nice to meet you I start thinking to myself usually that kind of person

doesn't mix well with me so I have to find common ground with this guy because

my feet lies within his hands I thought it was hose I'm like hey no way I'm

gonna be back in this house Natalie Jeff and Russell now have

[Music] I was like

come on seeing Jesse just put the nail in the coffin it's like the athletes are

already strong they don't need another player the brains we need some Brawn we need something on our team because we

suck [Applause] I feel pretty good about Jesse I think

he's a pretty neat cat and we have a lot in common so I think we're going to be a pretty formidable team

it's gonna be a girl because there's already two guys on the athlete team by Jesse entering the house it is an

advantage for myself because there's now fourth member of my team Jesse has played this game before and he does know

the ropes so uh he's definitely a strong competitor and definitely is the asset so I hope I didn't disappoint anybody

is yes

pajamas well I'm glad you're here because we were talking earlier no one wanted to do any kind of workout thing we were all

like yeah I'm excited that Jesse walked through the front door I definitely have seen

all the episodes he was in last season I know his weaknesses in the game I'm

definitely smarter than Jesse I definitely cannot thank Jesse it's not going to be a problem

oh wait so do you live out here now or no I was out here for three years just

following a dream wanna be a WWE Superstar hey no that's I like that

how the heck do you get so big I mean you have like the biggest arms I've ever seen

you're like epic I mean you're welcome like if we were to have a toga party you

could be Zeus Lydia definitely seems in tune to the

game already kissing up to Jesse and getting on his good side in the first 10 minutes of medium

foreign

[Music] it's gonna get real real quick because I

have to nominate somebody in like a little bit it's gonna suck that's what I'm saying and you guys know people what better than I do right now I mean do we

met him the wall right before you came into it I don't know [Music]

it's gonna be a huge Target to try deflecting off of us for having four people you need to know who's talking

behind my back I'm not gonna know that you are I'm sure after like two days three days everyone's gonna you're gonna

see around your true colors you know it only takes one week trust me I know

and then two of us will be up against each other and that'll be the end of it Jesse wanted me to kind of look out for his back you know telling him who he

should put on the Block and things like that but I don't know that's kind of his decision to make he's not gonna put that on me

that's for sure [Music]

to see my HOA [Music]

wow holy crap whoa you have a water wall oh my God the

HOH room is like super Zen it's kind of like asiany there's like a waterfall at

the headboard the decor is amazing there's fish y

the room looks good you know I'm envious you know especially the fact that he didn't have to do nothing for it oh my

God what sucks though is once you get up here because everybody else gets to talk downstairs while you're just chilling up

here having the burden of winning HOH the first week

it's like kissing your best friend's girlfriend it's exciting and good while it lasts

but the repercussions thereafter might not be in your favor because everybody hates you

ask Jeffrey my

[Music] name

like high school was such hell for me why because I was not one of the popular

kids all I did was like play video games I mean I was called you know g*y and crap

because I was in the video games and I didn't fit the macho guy being inside the Big Brother house in this High

School Clique situation definitely makes me think back on my own personal High School experiences I know girls read

rumors that I was a l*sbian and I couldn't get a boyfriend in my high school Shut really and I was like dude

I'm not like a l*sbian we can go make out behind the school I could show you if they're like hell's now like why did

they say that I don't know because they did it up they didn't like me you know like I didn't fit in at all I was never

mean to anybody in high school I tried to treat everybody equally and not just

because someone has tattoos or just because someone has glasses and might look nerdy or if somebody smells I try

not to be mean or pick on them yeah I mean just because you don't do exactly what you do does that make them a bad

person no it just makes them different getting the opportunity inside the Big Brother house where we're divided in

clicks it's an amazing opportunity to show that people are more than what they

look like on the outside and we've changed since high school and it's a chance to overcome those boundaries yeah

whenever I saw the brains like I guess if you go off my glasses oh and you've got the Dork shirt too like

[Laughter]

foreign guy and I know what I have to do the brains aren't in power we're like the

Lambda Lambda lamb does and the athletes are like the alpha betas I mean it's Revenge of the Nerds all over again

except this time I am going to make sure I am safe if you want to play Let's Make

a Deal we can play that right now absolutely you know Michelle has no gameplay

Shima I don't think has any games they like me enough I can just persuade those

two no questions asked that's three votes so that guarantees you whoever you want out the door is out the door I mean

it doesn't matter and we don't have to spill any beans right and if I'm not up I can personally

guarantee you when I win HOH next week which feel we'll make it happen you know

what I mean because I'm gonna be giving everything I have that's then I mean that's all it's going to take me

like no worries man in high school I definitely did not hang out with the jocks and I never would

have in high school but you know this is an opportunity to take both of us longer

in this game us doing this right now is great yeah in both of our favors yeah just but honestly like keep what we say

between you and I yep every word and the other good thing about is this no one's

even going to suspect for one right right second right you know what I mean no I got you

it's like the evil Galactic Empire of the athletes and the awesome Rebel

Alliance of the brains teaming up to make a huge front on the universe and

we're just gonna control this house and take out everyone else one by one

thank you

I hated High School I was not popular I was not class president people didn't

know who I was yeah high school was like blah I don't want do not want to go back

there right you know what's really hard for me is finding something in common with Jesse

okay I can totally tell you what your commonality would be with Jesse being judged for your outer exterior

people that meet him just think he is all muscle no brain no substance you

know when people meet you you get judged by people you know because of your lifestyle how you look I think like

that's where you guys could totally like have a conversation of like you know what I just wanna let you know like meeting you and everything you are a

person of substance and I admire that because I I've gotten like you know judgment from people that don't know me

or my life or what I've been through and assume things I'm not going to judge Jesse from his

appearance of being a big muscle guy because I know what it feels like to be judged for having all of my tattoos and

how I look so I'm gonna really put out an effort not to judge him on the

exterior and his appearance and get to know him as a person there is more than

meets the eye

is what's up what do you think

everything I think everyone's too nice right now oh yeah everybody's gonna kiss my a*s

oh I bet and that's why I tried telling Jeff and Jeff is like oh dude it's too short now I'm like bro like you need to

get rolling you're always opinion what we could run it yeah like we could

seriously we have to we have to dominate because otherwise oh instantly I have a

lot of respect for Russell he just has a k*ller Instinct mind mentality of win win win win-win at all costs never give

up never die attitude and that's the way you gotta have it who do you think right now because you who do you think that

like is actually like a threat it's not a guy thanks Lydia

I just think she's smart I think she's tough oh yeah so you you seriously have to be the eyes and ears like you can

make a better call right now than I can is what I'm saying because everybody's Gonna Kiss My a*s does that make sense

I think I think we're the same person and that's what you need you need somebody to be able to be trustworthy

too the entire time I automatically assume that if I align myself with Jesse we both have the same interest line as

far as what we want to do there's going to be no one that's going to stop us I there's just no way it's not gonna

happen dude I'm glad you're on my side so let's do it oh yeah don't worry about it

[Music]

so you think's the hottest guy here I'm not gonna speak out loud

what would you say Jeff

I would say Jesse and then Jeff when Laura said that she thought I was

the hottest guy in the house I thought it was a load of BS it felt like a

desperation compliment it wasn't very sincere and I really don't think I can trust somebody like that right now

I'd say Kevin found it

[Music] check I haven't used my king can I like

reverse it you just lost I'm allowed to do that aren't I not if you're in check shake my hand wait what do you see you

lost it shake my hand see the sportsmanship who doesn't like to learn no because I'm right no you're not

rematch I'm just gonna bask in all your glory that you got your freebies

anybody else want to play this poor sport oh

I call him like I see him get back Jesse Jesse oh are you okay

I'll be waiting okay so what a gesture the champion of the freaking chest is that what it hurts I don't know I mean

one person lost I don't know if they'll admit it or anything yeah

that was in the mail you got the memo yeah okay crazy chess chant it's crazy champ chest champagne

did you good night you'll look later now don't worry I think that'll lose nothing hey you should be worried I'm your

adversary here like I'm the one I don't lose did you lose I'm pretty sure you did right

what's that on your forehead oh okay hold on Big L he says I'm a loser because I lost some chest wait who lost

last season wait wait to get him in this season

that's right that's right Natalie is a baller I mean I just see a lot of my

attributes in her by being so direct and saying it how it is and like not really

caring yeah go to sleep go to sleep

good night house guests

the people that are going to win competitions on our side so who do you think are the people that will win competitions Rodney came up here and

he's like don't worry like they're never gonna expect like it's you me and Russell and I'm just like okay yeah

whatever you know as long as you help us out I accidentally brought me like I think I think he could be he would be

good to us nobody sees Ronnie as a threat and um he does seem very loyal and

trustworthy so I think it's this is a great idea have you heard anything else same old same old Jesse knows

athletes know that we are solid it's like a perfect Alliance because they're I mean

do you think they're you think they're to be trusted absolutely and always speak louder than words so if

it goes down exactly as we've been told they were good we know we can trust them Shima was immediately on board once she

heard about the alliance between the brains and the athletes because it was a

great opportunity for us to position ourselves into a very strong position in the game I think it's a great thing you

know foreign

with nominations around the bend the athletes and the brains have to meet up we have to have a strategy going into

this Kanaya bring something up yeah we're talking here's something I wanted to

throw up because this is the first week and I know because like he's HOH so people are gonna tell him anything he

wants to hear yeah we like you and I like sh**ting yeah so in order to like do you know like be able to trust this

loyal to you yeah what are your thoughts of being upon

nobody likes being a pawn but like just thinking numbers the pawn idea is the best way to hide the brain's alliance

with the athletes nobody would ever suspect us I think like if one of us was going to

be a pawn I think Michelle would be the best choice the other thing about that would be good

though if it for instance if you were the one I'm most comfortable going up and from home but I think if I can trust

you guys oh yeah whoever you don't like whoever we don't like and that's what I'm saying they're gone in Big Brother history many times the pawn goes home

there's no way on Earth I wanted to be the pawn

everybody gather up oh man

first I have some good news the food competition is a thing of the past

what or should I say competing for only food is the thing of the past

the bad news is this season big brother has raised the stakes and there's a lot more to lose than just your appetite

what the click that loses this competition will endure a week of the most grueling

living conditions in BB history since I'm head of household my fellow

athletes are in The In Crowd and will be living the good life enjoying full privileges with me all week long

I need everyone to get your w*r paint on and head to the backyard for Big Brother's first ever

Have and Have Not competition I had no idea what Have Not Meant all I

knew it meant bad it meant not good and I was not trying to have not good up in my big brother experience oh my God

[Music] I didn't know what was in store but we got our w*r pain which was

awesome we literally caped that on it was like head to toe orange come on put

some handprints my booty [Music]

what is this [Applause] the colors the lights and the neon it

was so cool you had like the disco ball and the backyard was definitely like a

rave and I kind of felt like right at home welcome to the first ever have and

have not competition [Applause]

athletes since you're the In Crowd take a seat and chillax in the club VIP area

the losing click will endure the worst conditions ever on Big Brother so get ready to mix it up

okay clicks word on the street is that everyone's raving about tonight's Have and Have Not competition on the dance

floor is a neon colored Lane for each competing click with four oversized letters that spell out the word have

when the Big Brother neon raved you starts flowing use the pipes and Joints provided and assemble them to pipe the

juice through all the glowing shapes and all the letters starting with h and ending with E and make your psychedelic

wheel spin if you want to achieve BB ecstasy and become the have for the week with full privileges then don't be the

last team to make your psychedelic wheel spin if your click finishes last you're

in for a bad trip man because you'll be big brothers first Have Nots

we didn't know what we would have to do without we just knew that it was probably going to be drastic I was

fairly confident that we could perform well I mean that connecting pipes you know is a mental competition I mean I'm

a smart guy I'm definitely not an idiot it's really going to suck major suckage

suckerama if you lose this competition let's get rolling Ready Set glow

[Music]

one guy there's a connector right there

we need a long one and another curve

um we need the 180 degree one only thing I was confused about he kept going like 90 degree angle 180 degree

is what he was talking about I was like talking like English like my terms here so I can understand

I need a short one I need a short one bring them down whatever you got down there short one give me a shorty give me

a shorty hustle I don't know I need uh I need those yep yep

let go let go come on we're close we're

close Casey I think was really great because he has the teaching ability and

kind of the coaching mentality so it was great to have that fire under us clean

it up 90. oh they got it we're gonna have to do some shots

okay Okay Hand Me Do We hand me a short one and I need like a little

oh God our strategy definitely was to build the most linear path possible

because the quickest path between two points is a straight line right see no we need like we need like a

shorter clear one and we need a straight straight that's too that's too long or

something man okay is it going through yes come on come on come on come on we

really fell into a team mode which I was happy to see perfect 90 90 on the top

give me 90 on the top [Music]

I look back we have a commanding lead and I see that some of the other teams were having some problems

[Music] like that's not gonna work or probably kept falling apart and it was a mess a

complete mess no guys Gotta Be Right degree yeah oh my

God okay guys we're doing this too linear come on we gotta break this up drink

more okay put it in put it in cam put it in Kev

come on push through come on give yourself [Music]

yes yes I'm sleeping inside tonight hurry

okay curve that way the way this game actually worked was almost like a

Lincoln Logs you needed to find the right part you needed to find the right pipe you needed to connect the two and

it had a lot to do with physics we're almost done hurry come on hurry oh

how did you get it on so hard Ronnie had this idea to construct this pipe that

was just completely like let's connect the pipe that starts going around in circles around itself and needs all

these short pieces dude point a point B you know James

something in there we're going backwards with this I know but it won't go into it because

of the angle hold on to it

when we're done yeah

let go let go you gotta let go now [Music]

it's over it's over it's over

congratulations off boots and the populace

[Music] sorry though brains you're the have-nots for the week that means all week long

the only thing you'll be able to eat is slop you're hoping to take a nice hot shower forget it it's only cold showers

all week long and unfortunately for you you'll be sleeping in the have not bedroom the most uncomfortable room in

Big Brother history everybody let's rinse off the w*r paint to check out our new digs

FEMA okay guys I'm like I can't deal with it

you don't even know how bad it is maybe you need to cry after but we don't know yet you can't win every time it's a

group thing I'm just saying I can't find are you taking this all on yourself

you're taking a chance come on like not right now because everybody's looking don't be the person you want to be here

don't you I don't know right now I'm not even kidding no don't even think about that right now like maybe one of the best

[Music] cry baby girl cry in the corner

[Music]

I'm still not concerned about the slap let's see what the rooms look like all right I'll come back to that in a second

oh it's this one yes oh

oh snap

[Music] it looks like an insane asylum it's Barren it's Bleak it's minimalist it's

the worst and by the end of the week I will be in a straight jacket you all

this is not that bad are you kidding no it isn't bad you know what you could oh

get me out of here seriously [Music] foreign

I just like how tan these tights make me look everyone keeps saying it's not that bad it looks like an insane asylum it's just

decoration minimalist [Music]

s are crazy looks like an insane asylum have you ever seen when you put this

person in a straight jacket and throw him in a room the room looks just like that

I'm way too Diva for this anybody who knows me and lives My Lifestyle would be

like I would have left that too I'm about to go home where I got a warm shower and a nice bed

[Music] she was pissed

she missed salty

princess Shima is not happy she has some uh some princess in her and uh

princesses are not used to sleeping on um you know cement slabs

we need to have a bikini competition up in this house damn that just happened

foreign [Applause] [Music]

[Applause] [Music] [Applause]

[Music] make some model magazine

don't get mad at him says it kind of means she likes our men with muscles we're not muscular men at

[Music] Laura would obviously use her assets

[Music] to help prolongers stay inside the house whatever she's selling I'm not buying it

[Music] [Applause]

where the hell is this I know I couldn't find it earlier I think there's seminarians

thank you I'm definitely ready to be competing I

think it'll be really real when people start going home like it's you're not going to realize who really likes you until people have like you have power

this week so you know what I mean that's gonna be like you think people would already be kissing your a*s because of that

can you tell people who are doing it um the first one's always the hardest because you don't really know people and

you don't really know them competitively and you don't really know them personally either so it's like mostly

guessing game it kind of has to be personal the first time you know what I mean

Jesse doesn't seem to want to talk to me that much he could be ignoring me because he's trying to play the little

Schoolboy game and he thinks that it's like gonna get him attention if he's rude to me it's really annoying

[Music]

she gave me massage right now just in my arm back here yeah

dude let me just go get the lotion we'll make a party out of it all right a massage is kind of my way of opening the

lines of communication because I don't have weights and I don't have body image

to talk to him about so it's definitely a way to get closer and kind of talk to

him this works thank you ask and you shall receive

so what do you think of what this game it's interesting

people are about to get a whole lot of pissed off tomorrow but what blows is everybody's gonna kiss my a*s this week

anyways that's the way the world well I mean you know that's just the reality of it because nobody wants to be the first

one out nobody wants to be called out and so everyone wants to Buddy up to you but it's kind of like you gotta man up

and do it it can't be like summer camp and we all get along Kumbaya I mean I

think you got to take it out it comes because the game changes so much so fast and maybe who you thought you hated in

the morning is going to be your ally at night no and that is the honest to goodness truth

it's obvious that you know everyone in the house wants to be close to Jesse because he's HOH I want to be close to

him just so I would know whether or not I'm safe or not and where I stand in his

eyes and what what's going on in his head I know you're smart I don't I'm not gonna say that you're not so I'm not

stupid but obviously I'm here to win the money is or you as is everybody but like we

got it's like everything's one week at a time

oh yeah we already know one of the brains is gonna go up um they're only

going up as a pawn now it's just choosing who the other person's gonna be

turn on TV so basically it's either Laura or Lydia

yeah yeah go home so with Laura I mean who's a bigger threat right now I say Lydia Lydia yeah I know but what I'm

saying is if we put her up and she doesn't go out the door and Laura stays Laura hasn't

done anything really at all but like she's fake do you understand Lydia scared me because she's playing

the game Laura's not playing the game that's what scares me the most so ladies playing the game she's playing it really well right now so I say take someone I

was actually playing the game and playing tough that's that's what I'm saying I'm working you guys like crazy like you

guys don't understand how much she's working I see it I do want to influence on Jesse's

nominations uh this week I am pretty much running the show from the backgrounds

um he's up there right now but um I have a lot of saying what's going on I just don't want to force the corner I'm

giving my my answer key I don't force you get a corner make any decision and just voicing it letting you know I know

so what what you're saying is put her up first and go from there yeah

I understand Natalie and Russ's the way that they want to do it but my

nominations need to be what's best for Jesse to be rest assured that I have a chance at the 500 000 as opposed to

listening to two other people and helping their game [Music]

one of my duties as head of household is to nominate two people for eviction

foreign it's definitely upsetting that I could very well be a Target the first week I

don't want to be on the Block I don't want to have to fight extra extra hard to stay in the game this early but unfortunately it kind of seems that's

the way it's going to play out if Jesse wants to play hardball he's playing with the wrong girl

[Music] once Shima had her blow up it was like gravy hopefully Jesse sees this as a

chance to put up Shima as a pawn and not me because I frankly would not be very comfortable with it

[Music] I'm not worried about nominations because I think I'm pretty cool with

Jesse so if I was put up I would be pretty surprised these nominations are definitely mine

I'm telling Jesse who I think is the strongest and making sure that you know

it's my opinions that matter the most [Music] there is definitely a greater horse out

there and it'll decide my destiny you have the chances to exude that energy out to the universe and if you put that

out there you're that much higher above the other people that don't really get that whole thought process I really hope

Jesse understands that too [Music]

my nominations this week will definitely find out where a few people's loyalties or good graces are the retaliation

from those people could very well mean I'm not very safe next week

[Music]

hey everyone it's time for the nomination ceremony

[Music] foreign

[Music]

[Music] my duties is to nominate two people for

eviction however the athletes are safe

this week thank you

I'll start by pulling the first key and they're safe

[Music] Hallelujah

[Music] Kevin you are safe

thank you Jesse

Ronnie you are safe thank you Jessica

[Music] Jordan you are safe

[Music] Laura you're safe

thanks Jesse [Music]

[Music] Casey you're safe

thank you

I've nominated Chima and Lydia I mean it's the first week so there's not much

to go off of so I respect you both as competitors and you're both playing the game so it

doesn't matter if you go out this week or five weeks from now only one person can win

that's it [Music]

I was put up as a pond with the intention of having Lydia go home the

ponds have a tendency to go home but I'm gonna be different these nominations

are the best thing ever come on I'm not the pawn Shima is and that's wonderful

because as everyone knows in Big Brother history the pawn always goes home I definitely felt a little bit picked on

by Jessie because there was no like reason to have me nominated I'm

definitely gonna fight to stay in the house because I do not deserve to go out this early in the game

so it's as if the sky is falling um the clouds have opened the gates and

this is getting heavy let the gods speak now or forever hold the peace Lydia

might feel like a trade in some way but that's the way this game is you know you just gotta snowball everybody until the

end I'm your friend knife I'm in the back I'm your friend knife them in the back I'm your friend

just run faster than you know if we're getting chased by a bear as long as you trip them you're going to make it out alive

and the power of veto and will save either Shima or Lydia from eviction find out Tuesday at 9 8 central

on Big Brother

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