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11x23 - Episode 23

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Brother". Aired: July 5, 2000 – present.*
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A group of contestants known as "HouseGuests" live together in a specially constructed house that is isolated from the outside world for a cash prize of $500,000 (or $750,000 in the 23rd season onwards).

11x23 - Episode 23

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previously on Big Brother Kevin and Natalie continued their plan

to turn Jeff against Russell our strategy or my strategy was to be truthful loyal I wanted to see maybe

what about us for you do know that this is the only chance you can get rid of Russell and Jeff

considered the deal what's my assurances let's talk Jeff if I win next week not

only are you not my Target but I won't even put you up I cannot go up yeah 100 deal leave Jeff just take this bait but

little did he know they were gunning for him

will come home at The veto meeting Jeff took the bait I

have decided to use the veto Kevin come get your prize bro thank you

Jeff Russell [Music]

Russell didn't take the Betrayal well let me tell you this if you don't win

this game you better hope to God you don't coming up do y'alls because I will mop your face all up and down that

ground and I mean it and he tried to convince the rest of the house that Jeff was the biggest threat in the game you

don't think everyone knows that you pretty much had his wrapped yep Jeff laugh at all of you that put you all up and you're all too stupid to see it all

right all right but he got more than he bargained for there you go there you go yeah

and Russell's Outburst sealed his fate Russell you are evicted from the Big

Brother house with only five house guests remaining

the battle for head of household began the competition Starts Now

who will win the Battle of endurance and become the next head of household and

who will be nominated for eviction find out tonight on Big Brother you're gone

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just as outgoing head of household you are not eligible to compete

your goal is to transfer enough hot chocolate into your bowl so that you can

remove the marshmallow in your bowl the first house guests to remove their

marshmallow and carry it to the Finish Line will be the new head of household

[Music] petition start now

who got it y'all this is one slippery graham

cr*cker I mean my feet just flew up over my head and I bite it on my behind shut

up yeah yeah

[Music] I'm scared now

Kevin's the side leaks hold the side you're wasting a lot

do we have to worry about falling on these slippery graham cr*cker Lanes we also have to cover the hole on the

bottom of our cup we just made it that much harder everybody you're doing good

[Music] in the former HOH I can't compete in

this competition good job Jordan I would like to see Jordan win today um Kevin and Natalie said they weren't going to

put me up if they win HOH according to everybody I'm 100 safe

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[Music] I haven't really won Jack crap up in this game if I don't win something then

I just need to pack my bags and go because I'm gonna be going home if Kevin or I do not win this HOH

competition one of us will be going home guaranteed

this week depends on me winning HOH I can't trust anyone I'm especially

worried since the biggest Ally that I had in the house Russell has just been evicted

[Music] by a vote of three to zero Natalie you

are safe Russell you are evicted from the Big Brother house

it's so awesome that Jeff actually believed Kevin and myself that Russell's

coming after him Jeff basically did the dirty work for us Kevin and I now move one notch up the ladder to taking over

the house seeing Russell get evicted today really brought mixed emotions on one hand he

had caused so much drama and sort of had become a liability but then he promised to have my back so without him it's

possible that you know it's game over for me good luck I give Russell a little

bit of credit and a little bit of respect he did leave on a classy note and I applaud him for that

enjoy that crowd yeah good luck guys all right see you bye Russell take care

[Music]

boom Row one sweating gone it's just so much better to know that Russell's out

of this house and the skinny plotty paranoid type character who gets on everybody's nerves is finally gone well

good job everybody we actually got a three door roll look at Jordan's armpits I know

I was so scared Russell is the biggest butt I've ever met in my life I'm so

glad to see that he is gone he's an awful person like that's I just strongly

dislike him we're on one hand now Russell getting evicted was exactly like I planned and uh really sweet one

because he's a good competitor obviously two I just didn't trust him for those reasons he had to go

[Music]

oh wow getting up and down these lanes are hard

anyways then they pour chocolate rain on top of us it just made it 10 times

slippier slippier slipperier it's not even a word is it

Jordan's out to an early lead and everyone else is right behind her yes

when you get to this ball like picture thing then you have to gourd into these little holes if you don't get it exactly

then the chocolate just spills all over the place it's all about consistency and rhythm

just get a good Pace going and don't fall Foo and that was all that was going through my mind

as Jordan you know starts a competition she's off to a great start and moving quickly

but then got winded she really didn't Pace herself and started slipping and sliding

[Music] I don't know why but to me someone

falling down is the funniest thing that could happen [Music]

you all right

is that right jordo as I think the race went out Jordan just kept biting it over and over

[Music] the food

you all right okay what's your cup you all right yes did you pop a boob I don't

know maybe I'll bruise tomorrow

[Music] right now it looks like we're almost at

the quarter point of competition Kevin's looks like he's in the lead right now followed by Michelle and Jordan when

it's tight second and Natalie right behind by a couple cup fulls oh and she

bites it Natalie are you okay yeah

I have to beat Kevin whatever Kevin's doing I have to do it better I poured my

hot chocolate into the hole of course not 100 of it went straight into the bowl so I make sure to wipe off that

grate to get every last drop of chocolate good job Michelle this is way too

freaking slippery oh God now that we cover it

it ain't Dailey's more worried about biting it

what are you doing that I don't know [Music]

you're right can you give me a towel for my face yeah I don't know how you guys

are running on this thing I know I'm barely walking [Music]

and I see Kevin and he's doing great if he wins that means I'm safe and that

means I get to play next week so why show any other house guest that I am a strong competitor

[Music]

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oh there it is [Applause] keep going Jordan

he jumps your cup in there my cup fell in I don't know what Natalie was doing in

this competition I think she was just relying all on Kevin to win this she wasn't trying hard she was just

strolling going through the motions and her doing that I just lost a little bit of respect for her

get in there you can't yes you can get in where dude uh

I can't get in there the thing's almost as tall as me and I realized that Natalie is nowhere

close to winning this thing I thought this was life or death for both of us but apparently it's not and I'm a little

upset about it Natalie's putting it all on me to win this for both of us [Music]

I was like trying to take little delicate prancy Little Steps across the slippery graham cr*cker when I normally

walk I already have like a nice little light floaty step and in this competition it actually paid off

oh this sucks perfect

perfecto I'm in second place and I'm not too far

behind this competition is going to come down to me and Kevin

oh my eye is burned keep going okay

in the show yeah great thanks

this is the home stretch Kevin we're almost there keep it going Kevin

Michelle's right behind you Kev keep it going finish up strong

are you okay [Music]

popping out a little bit what the hell is it [Music]

you all right that was fun [Music] I feel like I filled up this picture

completely I'm like frantic I'm doing something wrong I don't know what to do I'm I'm starting to panic all right are

you all right finish strong [Music]

Kevin you got to marshmallow first you are the new HOH

an HOH way to go Kevin well I'm pretty proud of myself can I have it like 10 seconds of feeling really proud my

head's about this big right now I am ecstatic because I have not been

safe in about three weeks and uh it feels great finally I know I am safe

good job man we'll hook it out later okay my biggest concern this week is the same as it's always been is to keep

myself and Jordan safe and Kevin said he would do that and we just have to wait and see how it plays out he k*lled it

yeah oh my God I won the freaking HOH yeah pretty good this one's for you baby I love you

I'm completely devastated at this point I just want to start falling I think out of any of the weeks this was the most

crucial and I lost instead of crying I just have to suck it all in and you know put on the fake

smile give him a fake hug and go yay Kevin I'm so happy one thanks for playing

at this point Jeff Jordan and Michelle they may think they're safe but none of

you are safe because the power's in my hands to send one of you home

[Music] what are your thoughts though

what are we most likely going to see in competition it's a brainy one or a physical one no I think Jeff is a triple

fat Jeff thinks I have a deal with him at this point but what he doesn't know is that I'm willing to break the deal in

order to assure my security in this game into endurance physical and I think he can handle a couple of questions

you know what I'm saying like I'm tired of living out of that suitcase

it sucks

maybe memory next week

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are talking about who are the stronger threats in this game basically it's Michelle or Jeff me being HOH I need to

figure out which one's a stronger one for me and which one I need to take out of this game

[Music]

[Applause] I had to win this HOH and I couldn't I

tried so hard I ran I hustled and I couldn't it just seems like I'm all by myself there's no one really I can talk

to no one that can empathize with me [Music] you know like just this house is trying

to be me nuts and I have no one [Music]

come back [Music]

[Music]

who wants to be my HOA trip not me come

on people [Music]

oh oh my gosh oh wow

he looks like Enrique Iglesias stop it Kevin he's hot yeah Kevin I wow

um everybody was loving on my mind they need to back up because he my man okay um he's definitely a keeper what CD you

get oh I don't even know Enrique

it was really nice to see Kevin enjoying his HOH room him and I are the two house

guests left who haven't won HOH and now he's won so I'm very very happy for him

and I'm supporting him the whole way [Music] hello Kevin my love

I hope

that when you get this letter you're doing well and enjoying your experience in the Big

Brother house making friends and playing a fair game

has been a

for real it's not even sad on the other hand it's been a little bit

of a challenge to live these weeks without you I'm extremely happy and proud of you for

making this far in the game baby please keep your genuine Essence it is the most beautiful thing that is in you and that

made me fall in love with you and I'm sure everybody else will appreciate it too always yours Alfonso

you know it's been nine years and this is the longest we've been apart this this was the first time in my life that

I've actually had tears of happiness and joy it was a good moment one of the highlights of my stay at big brother

thank you big brother [Music]

my sister's boyfriend we call him Johnny Appleseed do you like her boyfriend yeah

he's nice he's really funny and your sister lives on her own though me my brother and my sister we would all I

swear to you if we still live in the house we did would I would have lived there till I was like 30 so I probably

was getting married my mom my brother my sister and me we

are really close when we found out that we lost our house or that our house went in foreclosure luckily my sister knew

this girl and she let it her brother let us move in there they were renting it out to you guys

yeah okay you don't really realize how good you have it until it's taken away from you

and my mom when we moved out into the townhouse we're in I remember she was crying she was upset because she said

she missed like the noise and everybody like coming in and out of the house and

us all like living together being in this house does make you miss your

family quite crazy and it's good to know you know that

you can go home and you can be around positive people I told my mom I was like

I'll stay here till I'm about to move out and get married and my mom's like that's fine with me like she loves it so honestly I'll probably live with my mom

until I met someone I understand how close Jordan is with her mother you know Jordan's helping her out along the way

you know just to get along on a daily basis and help her out with the bills so that's the type of person Jordan is and

that's the type of quality I look for in a person that I told my mom it's like I only stuck with you forever I was like

even if I try to move you're gonna have to come right along with me she's like well I'll sleep in the bonus room and

I'm like yeah so it's funny

[Applause] you're always clipping your nails I know

because I'm not used to having them like this I always go get them done though

that'd be a sweet luxury competition prize a day at the spa

Kevin's you better stick to the player

I don't know I keep having this feeling I'm going home this week no foreign

I think so yeah yeah mom is positive

heard you're coming [Music]

even though Kevin and I both want Jeff out I'm gonna make sure that I don't have any blood on My Hands by Kevin

winning HOH I don't have to do the Dirty Work Natalie for the diary room me

[Music] please go to the Daily room

no cabin Stakes to the plan [Music] and I was like she's like well I think

so what I said what about Michelle she's happy but I just have mistakes on the planet

for you thank you I made a deal with Kevin that I'd be

safe and he better not break his word do you think about it

you're left but I have a good idea that's what's gonna happen

so you can say you know I didn't put you up but I know he said no way shape or

form oh that's what he said oh well I mean I could be wrong you know me

[Music]

[Music] this is the peach correct it's a

nectarine I know I'm right Peach I've never eaten like a peach like that's not in the can it tastes like a peach it has

the nut in it like a peach it's just not fuzzy what's a furry Peach car that wants a

smoothie

you're so wrong and you hate it because I don't hate it it's a nectarine a nectarine it tastes completely different

it's harder this is soft it's a nectarine this is

the in the middle we can smell it is it furry or is it smells like a peach it is a peach don't even start with yes it is

curve come here house meeting yeah meeting because I know I'm right I know you're so wrong you better watch what

you say because if you're wrong you're gonna look like a fool so heads up this is a peach correct connectoring bam how

is this the nectarine the peaches are the soft fuzzy ones yeah I know but smell it it smells like a peach

they taste just alike when I cut the other nectarine it was harder on the

inside this is actually softer I still don't believe it I still think I'm right you want to give me a lemon

how come I always look like the bad guy even when I'm right

Kevin can you whack that please the dragonfly yeah no way I'll fight you

those bite you nobody don't

heaven Kevin

no where is it you better relax you're

gonna k*ll yourself Kevin you're supposed to be my savior you ran away if you would have saw it didn't think you

would have busted you right in the face with it was buzzing right around your ear s dude I cannot be out this is why I

don't come outside I am deathly afraid of bugs it could be a water bug it could

be a ladybug any type of bug I cannot stand and oh just sitting here talking

about the bugs right now is freaking me out seriously I would like every bug to

mankind to be destroyed I don't see what the need of having them are that's what I'm saying

I'm seeing Natalie Natalie is like as if someone has poked

her with an electrical prod whenever dragonfly comes flying by girl needs to be hypnotized I mean this girl needs

some serious bug therapy

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but I would rather just know where everybody's heads are at and then kind

of use that as a decision you know I know to me like I think it comes down to is just like I don't I really am just

playing for myself like I don't have anyone and for sure

you know whatever decision that you decide you know I'm very appreciative of things you've done in this game so far

for me I don't know about you Nelly I feel like I'm in a situation where we

can choose you know right now it's two against three yeah it says two against

u3 that's what it is bottom line right I mean it's we're not nobody's stupid

I don't know see I I don't trust them but you're aligned with him

hey tomato I mean if you were HOH you would have

put us to it 100 you don't know you don't know that

my opinion in front of the whole house is Michelle should go on the Block because anything she says I don't

believe you could believe it it's my opinion you do what you want but as your friend I'm giving you advice what I

think is best for you in this game y'all let me go say you can talk no I'm done I don't have anything I know it's not a

secret everybody knows what I want so it's not a secret

though you know Kevin's my friend and we're I just I gotta give him my to my

opinion no and obviously you know what my eyes yeah that's why I know this um if I go

home this week I go home this I lost my parading Michelle was all

strategic it's extremely important Jeff thinks that he's safe in case he does win The veto and he does stay he is not

coming after me I mean obviously it's not it's all Kevin I'm just putting my two cents in my two senses I don't trust

you everybody's time comes

[Music]

[Music] dude Michelle's crying she's crying a

lot yeah because she knows we want her out

I think Michelle threw me under the bus way too many times so you're plans to get her out

did she throw me under the bus she will promise you everything and she'll go back on it because she's done it already

she will and she's been feeding people false information I don't believe she

said I don't believe she says either it's very obvious that Michelle is an outsider at this point and an easy

target to get out of this house you could tell sometimes when she's lying she's a freaking liar if I would have

won you don't even know what I would I would have unleashed the Wrath I've been holding him for so long

at this point it's very clear that no one in this house likes Michelle and I think she's a huge threat if I Target

Michelle get her out of this house everybody would appreciate me and no one would hate me for this decision I can't

stand the girl well it's good let's bounce her out there [Music]

[Music] I love chicks in like sweatpants and

their hair tied back that's my favorite the hell I love it if you look pretty

like that you're pretty you know what I mean I don't need you to get all jazzed up every time we go out and then when

you take your make off it's like yamahama it's fright night oh so you like a girl with like doesn't wear a lot

of makeup yeah exactly Jordan you don't wear a lot of makeup I had an idea of

asking Jeff several questions about his perfect type of girl so I did a little game show for Jeff tell me if I'm wrong

Jeff so you like brunettes yeah I don't not like blondes I just find

myself more attracted to brunettes yeah more girls I dated have been dark so you like them when they're 25 to 30. yeah

exactly what about a sense of humor yeah I have

to have a sense of humor that makes you laugh or she's laughs at your jokes both

then you got one so far you don't not a brunette you're not 25 or older I could picture Jeff liking like the school girl

look yeah kind of [Music] into sports I like it if they're into

sports slightly athletic yeah Italian

I tend to go to Italian chicks [Music] my main attraction I love girls with

accents a d*ck an accent like Foreigner oh

she has to be slightly shorter than you yeah I don't like your girl that's bigger than me

do you like it when they're a little bit outspoken I don't uh but every

girlfriend I have is so I guess I do I don't know if I have a type of girl

Jordan makes me smile Jordan's a good person he's a good heart and those are the qualities that I look for

I just wanted to just see where he heads at because I can't be honest with you I've never been able to get in your head

like I just can't figure out what you're thinking inside of me I really want to trust you but then I I don't know if I

can because we really haven't had a chance to play with each other a lot you know but I do feel like I'm in like a

predicament like I do genuinely yeah

well I must say that the one thing I have been true to this game was my

alliance with them with them but then I was told certain things and they turned out not to be

true like they vote out Russell even though I tell them Russell I told Russell he will not be coming after you

he's going to stick to the final four whatever and they vote at Russell anyways they never tell me what they're

doing so I'm like I've always been odd man at this point there's really

two equally strong competitors I have no shot of winning obviously Michelle's not the favorite

person in the house but is it the smartest decision to get rid of someone who's alone like Michelle or is it

smarter to break up a Duo I'm kind of torn you know and I really do feel like I genuinely feel like I don't know what

to do you know I don't know what to do [Music]

oh what up girl nothing what's the dealio

um don't worry I know it sucks and you understand have very limited

choices right at this point anything that I do um is not personal I just I don't trust

her at all I really don't care if she goes or not I know if she's here next week

you're her Mane oh I know she wants you out and she won't care about me and

Natalie because she thinks we're dumb I do think that she is a very real threat

like in this game I mean oh yeah because you ended cell questions and she's smart that's exactly what I was thinking if I

were to put her up I'd be like you're so smart that's the reason why you're leaving yeah she doesn't share anything with us nothing so she who knows how

much she knows yeah anyways all right all right I'm going outside

I just want one more minute I just kind of want to see where you were at that's all because I fulfilled my end of the

deal you're not gonna like what I'm about to say it comes down to numbers Jeff it comes

down to just strictly logic strictly the smartest move right so who are you gonna put on the block though I have to put a

few in the show why would you put up Jordan Michelle and keep your part of the deal and let me play for the POV for

Jordan because if you win the POV you're going to take Jordan off right and then I put Natalie up and then we vote

Michelle out that I would be putting a lot of responsibility on you but you'd

be fulfilling your deal and I would fulfill mine which was to get Michelle out I discounted my final four by taking

you off the block I discounted that yeah in putting my hopes that you would win HOH in this situation would occur I

could have walked to the final four that would have been no problem but I put my hopes in you I'm not gunning after you

I'm actually telling you right now you're staying all right well I hope your words good now you know what I mean

get a chance to back it up I need to think about what is the best person to take out of this game do I take out

Michelle do I take out Jeff or do I even take out Jordan no I'm second guessing myself

if I put Jeff on the Block it's just a risky move and if he takes himself off the block he's gonna come after me

[Music] one of my duties as head of household is

to nominate two people for eviction [Music]

I am not worried about nominations for the first week in about a month I

definitely think my opinion weighs heavily on Kevin we only have each other at this point in the game

foreign I'm definitely worried about nominations

Kevin knows I'm a strong competitor at this point that he only has so many people he can nominate it would be a

great move for him to to nominate me and get me out of the house [Music]

I'm probably 95 sure I'm going up so you know I'm not really expecting to get a

key this time [Music] I have a deal with Kevin and I feel

pretty safe because he gave me his word that I would be if Kevin's a man of his word like he says he is I won't be

nominated the people that I've nominated is the

best move I can make at this point because there's no other option my decision is strictly strategic and it's

strictly how can I further myself in this game there's nothing else involved in this decision

hey everyone it's time for the nomination ceremony

[Music]

this is the nomination ceremony the first key I pull that person will be

safe [Music]

Natalie you are safe it has been a while thank you Kevin

Jordan you're safe thank you Kevin foreign

I have nominated you Jeff and you Michelle it's a strictly

strategic move nothing personal you guys are two strong competitors and I know it's Uber lame to say that and I hate it

when people say that but it's the truth you both have won the most competitions on than the rest of us and in the end

you guys will just beat me in these competitions so I just need to ensure that at least one of the stronger

players will go home so with that this ceremony is adjourned

I went against my deal I put Jeff on the Block but I had to he's a strong player I hope the decision was worth it because

if he wins The veto then I'd be screwed it'd be surprise no I sort of expected

it I'm left with no one really so I really have to depend on myself to save

myself I feel bad for Jeff I need him here

because we're packaged and he's my BFF and I don't want to see him go

[Music] Kevin said he was a man of his word but he broke his deal and showed me what kind of man he really is sorry Joe now

it's time for me to step up my game it's Do or Die time if I don't get this veto it might be the end for me who will win

the power of veto and will they use it to save either Jeff or Michelle from eviction plus a surprise twist awaits

the head of household oh my God what's behind the mysterious door and will it affect the game should I do find out

Tuesday at 9 8 central on Big Brother