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11x29 - Episode 29

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Brother". Aired: July 5, 2000 – present.*
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A group of contestants known as "HouseGuests" live together in a specially constructed house that is isolated from the outside world for a cash prize of $500,000 (or $750,000 in the 23rd season onwards).

11x29 - Episode 29

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previously on Big Brother at part one of the final head of

household competition Kevin Natalie and Jordan battled for survival I was in

some pain it was freezing cold and the hardest part was actually holding on to

that key my hand would like go numb

and allies Kevin and Natalie made a deal you better take me to the end I swear to

everything that I know my man my everything all right my life okay but Kevin had a secret plan of his own all

that matters is getting Natalie to fall so I can get to the third phase win the HOH and boot this biznatch out of this

house so we're on track foreign [Music]

shocked the house guests all three of you will make it to finale night on

Tuesday what that means no one is leaving the house tonight what and when

Natalie faced off against Jordan in part two

underestimated Jordan congratulations Jordan round two goes to you setting the

stage for Jordan and Kevin to go head to head on finale night tonight the final

three take a look back at the most emotional volatile

controversial and humorous moments of the summer

why are you throwing your words so I'm not throwing my word plus some of the best moments you've

never seen it all happens now on Big Brother good

job [Music]

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[Music] in a big brother first what all three of

you will make it to finale night what what that means no one is leaving the

house tonight what shut up finding out that all three of us

are gonna be around till next Tuesday the finale night it's kind of

nerve-wracking the next few days are going to be long and stressful but I have to be focused so I can make it to

the final two Natalie and Jordan will compete live in part two of the HOH competition the winner will then face

off against Kevin in the third and final round also live on finale night what

oh my God I just wanted to know tonight who was going to be final two but then at the same time I was thinking actually

this might be better because now if I choose Jordan over Natalie Natalie will

have less time to work the jury against me so maybe this is actually a good thing the winner of the final round will

become the final HOH and decide who they want sitting next to them in the final two so we're

until the end [Music]

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oh wow this looks like delicious and it

smells good champagne it's expensive

fat three right there all right girls to a fabulous final

three we're gonna make this a finale night good luck to everybody

I being the most fabulous ah this looks so delish I feel like I'm at

like a five star or something what is that

doesn't it feel like just like yesterday we came through that front door like

what did y'all think about when you found out there are already 12 of us in the house but there was a 13th house guest a

mystery and I was just waiting to see who it was

oh my God

oh my God when Jesse walked in the door I was like

oh my God I hate Jesse how weird is this Chelsea wow and it's like a meathead a

guy that I can't really connect with and like I have not been to the gym in 10

years so I don't know what to do okay I thought it was host I'm like ain't no

way I'm gonna be back in this house Natalie Jeff and Russell now have Jesse

I was like oh wow

all right so I hope I didn't disappoint anybody

[Music] but come to know come as a good surprise it was actually really good I liked him

Jordan you can you join me on this one because I thought Jesse was so full of himself he thought he was so awesome he

thought he was Mr amazing [Music]

good night let me tell you the story about when I hit a grand slam

okay I crushed this ball so hard like the

ball got lost in the top of the trees and like shot into a cornfield it was

amazing and I was like yes yes it was sweet you're humble

when I do that my mom calls it like moments of greatness bodybuilding's fun too

because I always win that

I was getting it from all angles Not only was I not smoking drinking doing any drugs but now I started working out

and I was looking better I have friends that are doctors and they're like oh I just did this this and this I go oh yeah

well I bet one of your clients saw me on TV or something I'm an American Badass I've accomplished something nobody else

in the United States has it's intense man I've lived I could tell a few

stories I just choose not to that would be my dream like to be able to use my physique for something good to be you

know people to see that it is admirable for people to know my story anybody you

both asleep right now foreign [Music]

people want to hear my story they're not going to see the butterfly [Music]

Jessie's either that you got you either love him or you hate him it's one or the other I was wrong

you guys missed out because he's a good guy I don't know about you but I loved Casey

oh my God Casey we are gonna forever remember KC as the man in the banana

suit The veto competition was not something I necessarily needed to win

um I was hoping to uh get some kind of luxury item come to find out

I get to wear a banana suit for a week hooray

[Music] I can't wait to see things outside just

smoking it like he's pissed off with his coffee let me make the banana rounds

[Music] your legs free it's not gonna be sweaty

I think my head may get hot oh my God what is my mother gonna say

I'm sorry Mom Sons I'm sorry looks like a big pencil yeah it does

yeah it could have been worse I could also not be in a banana suit

when I first saw him he was so likable hilarious yeah and that's what he was counting on his Personality yeah

oh my God you guys remember when we first met Ronnie I thought he was like this adorable innocent guy yeah the

thing about Ronnie is Ronnie played this game hard and fast he did what

the heart I think was good I think it was just too fast and we definitely paid for it remember with Russell Russell

really tormented uh Ronnie basically made his life a living hell here

hi please go to the diary room

oh Big Brother you like to t*rture me don't you make me go out to the dentist serpents

foreign

[Music]

[Music] how you doing how's everything going today you've been awfully quiet up there

been sleeping been sleeping tired of scheming no more schemes you're supposed to be as Mastermind this really smart

guy really smart smarter than everyone in this house huh how does it feel you're going home

it must suck no you're going home you gotta staying for a week and you got me riding up here the whole time man that's

gotta sucks but don't worry I'll be right here when you get out I'll be right here when you get out

every day all day long that's all he's gonna hear

how's it going are you uh hanging out thinking about how Russell got you how

out of all people Russell got you how bad does that suck

there you go there's a bottle opener morning rat rat attack ready ready ready

ready Rick Patterson ready ready are you doing if my wife found her that I I didn't put

up recipe they should be so sad you remember

so sad you should have sent me home when you had the chance you should have sent me

home when you had a chance and you blew it you blew it you blew it still here [Music]

foreign [Music] [Applause]

[Music]

I really miss my wife my wife is my best friend I realize that

so much more now than ever [Music]

I just sit here and I just think she would know what to do she would have some advice for me

Ronnie was a nice guy I don't know what you guys are talking just because he played you guys so this is a game you

guys gotta forget it's a game if he could have played you he would have played you too so Kevin remember that time you got to

fight with Ronnie in the bathroom I don't even know what it was about yeah I mean neither I don't know what it was all I know is I got swole up on him

I don't know why you had with people that lie Ronnie I'm holding a minute first off I'm not gonna

sit here and say Ronnie's never lied to you guys but Ronnie has been really stand up with me so I know all you guys

don't like him I know you can hear me together Natalie we're not dumb Ronnie believe it

just let me throw you this an analogy right now and if you say otherwise you are a liar excuse me did I hear the rat

the ultimate liar is calling me a liar oh hells no let me speak whatever you

say right now here why because you lie in my face

you liked my face so many times and you threw me on the bus so many a time you

say whatever you guys say to make yourself feel better yeah because you're a [ __ ] you are you made God but you

don't got me I have been put through the ringer I'm up on the Block I have had enough

are you mad at me it is a little suspicious I'm going home this week I'm really hurt

my feelings nothing's for my family for this game until what nothing is remember

he's gonna have to play a video at the finale night if he's gonna have to

backtrack and apologize from all of America [Music]

and nothing is hurt my feelings in this game until then

so you say Japanese but when did you realize that you actually liked him instead of just your BFF

I've realized that I started liking Jeff day one no I mean I'll stay up late at

night and Jeff would like stick with the girls and laugh and he was like one of those guys you could talk to about anything he grew on me

if you had to be any animal what would you be an eagle why because they're cool

and they fly and they look cool I like koala bears you wouldn't

want to fly probably not how about like a shark no I'd be a fish

why would you want to be a shark someone's going to k*ll you because they're gross why are they it's a fish

no I'd rather be like a like a pretty fish like you know like when they're pretty colors

I wouldn't want to be a monkey because they smell and they throw their poop at you I would be a squirrel you could be

any animal in the whole world and you'd be a squirrel what's wrong with the squirrel they hang

out in neighborhoods and stuff the world yeah

oral or a dog but I would want to be inside dog what kind of aspirations do you have for

yourself [Music] who would have ever thought that Lydia

and Jesse would be paired up in this house it was an Odd Couple right that

wasn't a couple a couple is when two people like each other and everybody knows it and they're a Jeff and Jordan that's true Lydia was a little more

obsessed with Jesse foreign [Music]

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sometimes he like moves and he like Smiles or his face has different Expressions on it and maybe Jessie's

dreaming about baby unicorns maybe he's dreaming about I don't know

riding his motorcycle but it'd be nice if he was thinking about me

foreign [Music]

State I could Snoop I could play practical jokes on him

I really hope Jesse never makes me mad because I could pretty much do whatever

I wanted I just have to get creative

[Music] now Jesse and Lydia's relationship was

unstable to say the least but in comparison Jeff and Jordan you're all too relationship was super stable it was

because we were BFF [Music] it was my number one with benefits

[Music] you like Jeff

I do like yeah hold on do you like Jefferson's boyfriend if you lived in Charlotte Maybe

why are you looking at me like that hey Jeff she said she would date you if you lived

in Charlotte yeah yep he said if you lived in Charlotte I said it depends on

the circumstances instead I might consider

[Music] Jordan you want to get married yeah Jeff

we're engaged well I went for it I proposed to Jordan were engaged now I'm happy Jordan said

yes to my uh romantic proposal it makes me feel good you better buy me a cute ring cute ring

one of us better win this competition I want a square cut diamond okay

and you better put a lot of thought into it I'm Gonna Get You Diamond Grill now I

want a square cut diamond you'll be happy with what I get you

believe I'm engaged

coup d'etat when he used that I experienced the worst week ever in this house did you have any idea that he even

had it no the game

if the holder of the mystery power would like to use it

please stand now oh snap I knew it

when Jeff stood up I was in complete shock completely fold thank you America

you put it in the right person's hands now Jeff would you like to take Lydia

off the block I would like to take Lydia off the block come on off Lydia

who would you like to put in her place Natalie next question Jeff would you like to

take Russell off the block [Music] I would Russell come on off

who would you like to put up in his place sorry buddy

there it is Jesse you are now on The Chopping Block alongside Natalie

I am pissed I am livid I'm sitting there and I'm looking prim and proper and

containing myself but what I really wanted to do was wring his neck and

Shout Out Loud this is some we knew you had it we didn't know you'd

be stupid enough to use it you said one thing with this game you would leave is you would leave with your loyalty that

is what you said why are you too mad because you two are in the power of the house and I decided to use it to take

the power down here right now you're being power hungry and you're not thinking about your game keeping Russell in the game is not a good idea why not

he's going to take you out yeah okay great you guys are all together so obviously you're just loyal it's fine

disloyal made a deal with the devil Jeff I didn't make a deal with anybody I used the

power to advance myself in the game that we're playing it was a good move it is I would have been out man you two are in

codes you three are good so it would have been six and seven out yeah you just took the Target off

Russell's back and put it squarely on yours that's what you're saying no no that's exactly what's going to happen

you know that you have no idea kiss my a*s I was going out sixth I talked to everybody it was too little too late for

them to you don't control anything Shima just so you know buy a vote of three to two

Jesse you are evicted from the Big Brother house Jesse's a great guy he's been nothing

but decent and really great to me I mean he is like a great great great guy and

it just sucks because the ugly and the bad get rewarded in this game and the good just seemed to go down and burning

flames even when they do everything right it just it's it's just not right it really isn't

foreign

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ultimately when Jeff did use a mystery power you Lydia and Shima were so upset

over it I I shed some tears I will admit you know it sucks for me to lose my best

friend you have to admit with a little dramatic just a little it was true

[Music]

the myth the legend Jesse we only got a taste of you but you are Mr spectacular

yes cheers cheers to Jesse he didn't even get a chance to try to stay that's

what like kills me I know

I had so much fun with him too he was so much fun even when he was kicking my a*s

this is so wrong [Music] o m g these girls are acting as if Jesse

just got hit by a Mack truck and had been k*lled I mean he got evicted from

Big Brother he was so grateful for being here too

[Music] and that's the thing he never said anything bad about anybody in this game

this is redonkulous please girls the guy was an idiot Shima do you not remember

that Jesse nominated you Lydia do you not remember that Jesse voted to evict you from this game and Natalie did you

just not see Jesse get upset at me for keeping you in this game why are you crying over him

good to me and do you know he like prayed for all

of us all the time remember he wanted to put me up

first week remember that he did but you know what I mean he

wanted me out [Music]

oh my God look at the Garden it's totally like dead dead decimated what

happened a dead because Jeff's not here to water it okay can you always water it

totally sure every day yes he would water it I've always thought that he can water this fruit anytime any day

[Music] tomatoes look good maybe those back ones

with oh holy crap look at this this is eggplant eggplant oh my gosh that's so

cool I'm so glad you know how to garden [Music]

like sitting back kind of watching like he's hot with his shorts and his shirt

off you know like a garden boy [Music]

foreign [Music]

let me tell you Jeff is this sexy shirtless Gardener watering it with his

hose [Music]

it is just too hot for me let's just say if I needed to hire a gardener Jeff

would be the type of gardener I would want mowing my lawn

oh my God it's so nice I love being outside of this dragonfly

[Applause]

Kevin can you whack that please go to dragonfly yeah no way I'll fight

you those bite you nobody don't

Kevin Kevin

where where you better relax you're gonna k*ll yourself

[Music] I am deathly afraid of bugs it could be

a water bug it could be a ladybug any type of bug I cannot stand and oh just

sitting here talking about the bugs right now is freaking me out

laughs thanks Kevin for coming to my rescue

that's why I like Jesse because all I had to be like was Jesse and he would k*ll the bug for me Kevin in love with

you Kevin randomly like a little baby oh my God remember the Shima incident I

remember that that microphone slow motion boom yeah but hold on a minute guys people let things out different

ways and Shima that's how she lets her she lets it up by throwing a four thousand dollar microphone into jacuzzi

I could empathize because I know what she went through she lost a great friend Jesse and then she got betrayed backs up

to the ultimate by Michelle I think Shema let her anger and her emotions get the best of her

foreign [Music]

you need your mic [Music]

Lydia go get her my fur I'll go get it for you no don't seriously Shima please put on your

microphone [Music] Shima is a diva

she's been breaking rules since day one and she acts like the rules don't apply

to her [Music] you're welcome

you might not need to keep practicing

Shema grabs her mic turns around and just Chucks it

and Kevin Nelly and I are like no I was mortified that's a big no no you want me

to do it yeah [Music]

it fell out of her head yeah so

Shima you can hold them for me [Music]

I'm just defeated I don't even give up anymore you're not defeated don't say that don't let those defeat you Shima no

I'm actually going to the diary oh that was strong can you hear me when I say that I'ma cause all kinds of habits this

week Shima please go to the diary room I'm not coming to the diary room did you not hear me Shima you can come up here

and talk to me personally I'm not coming how about you guys come out here let's see some faces she would just go I'm not

coming I'm not coming I I hear what you're saying I need you to come I need you to come to the daughter room now

just go so please do that okay how are they being talked to

it'll be fine honey and tomorrow you're gonna win the POV yeah whatever and then on Thursday

you're gonna win HOA just listen and you're gonna put these b*stards on the Block and it's going to be been

Vindicated and when you do that you're gonna be like this is from

[Music] now

[Music]

all right no need to sit down okay I'm gonna go up this way

[Music]

ah the Splish Splash room this was my room and Michelle's room the lovely pink

bed where all the Terrors went down the night terrors exactly she was always

yeah I think she talked more while she slept than during the day yeah seriously

hmm I already dude we shall make scary

noises and like body spasms in her sleep

you know you made sounds in your sleep what kind of sound you're like

I swear to God it was hilarious I do have sexy dreams in time this is what Michelle sounds like in the middle of

the night she must be having some great dreams

ah Michelle she's got a couple different sounds she's got her moans

and then she's got her no no stop it no

Michelle's voice is very mousy during the day but at night it's like no

no don't be quiet what

first first all right and first [Music]

I will always remember this room because this was where I spent a lot of time

with Jeff you know like Brad and Angelina is brangelina you guys were Jordan you were one little boy

we're doing it in Hawaii if I think why what why do I have to do it in

Hawaii what what else are we gonna do we're gonna be in the hotel all day no we're not we're gonna be out in the sun making

up snorkeling we can go do fun stuff when I first I just thought he was a goober kind of

like All-American type guy I thought he'd be stuck on himself

um like walk around the shirt off talk about himself but I was so wrong why does it always have to be about sex

Jeff I didn't really think much of Jordan uh right away I thought she'd be like keep

to herself and all stuck on herself type of person and I and I was definitely wrong

I'm like a moody person and you don't really bring that out in me are you a moody person no it can be yeah you know

I can be too that's why sometimes I just like to be alone you know but like then when you come in I'm happier

you do more good than way way more good than anything in here I wish everyone was more like Jordan I

wish everyone shared the same heart as Jordan she just reassured me that there are good people out there

we fell asleep the other night in the nap time with our hands I think

locked I like that Jeff's nice you can trust him he's funny you don't find that

many men that are like that you wanna go to bed soon

boy I'm kind of sleepy we're gonna fool around no what Jeff

then forget it [Music] the Red Room Red Room our room Kevin was

the room where there was a huge fight remember with Lydia yeah remember that fight yes everybody was went berserk

yeah I think that was uh Lydia's like Peak point of craziness a win against

you because you know I'm gonna enjoy your house without me preferred to you why don't you just make this experience fun why you got to make it difficult for

everybody difficult wow how did we do that

don't worry about it just stop with the young for real we

need to come to some kind of agreement because no I'm gonna yell all week until you guys a victim if you don't pick me I'll walk out the deal you're evicted be

quiet okay why do you just want to give up and quit like that

Michelle get out of my sight padded leather jacket strapped out

someone tells you you can't even come over here come over here and we'll see

who is a bigger woman we'll see come on you guys are a waste of space like I

told you earlier your waste of space why are you throwing your words you Russell I'm not throwing my words

sit down let's try to talk no I will not sit down you and me want to have a conversation let's go in the Dr me and

you right now right now I want to talk to everybody as a house right now me

and Camera come on me and you if you're man enough a man enough to go talk to a drunk person in the Dr yeah Michelle

that's fine you're gonna go hell in a handbasket because Ronnie was right about you Ronnie doesn't be here over

you and over Russell we've been biting her tongue the whole

time I'm just saying okay it's not like I can't keep crazy and Bash this window wide the open and make me uncomfortable

and start every bed in here on fire because I will but I'm saying maybe you should say something instead of me

biting my tongue every time we have said something I'm just saying man let's work

together you can't make people get along [Music]

oh my God girls we're making it to the end and it's like this experience has brought out sides of ourselves that I

would have never expected I know at home um calm I never fight with people never

get in arguments and Russell says one remark and I flip out and go berserk

America felt sorry for you that I laid into your a*s and they gave you power that's what happened don't say anything Jeff yeah Jeff don't

say they have their girlfriend fight your own battles shut the [ __ ] up wrestling stay calm Jeffy yeah because

all your time you hate it come here for you you're

going home stay calm I wasn't here I hit you up really yeah keep fighting keep

fighting keep fighting for it there you go yeah

there you go you think I'm scared come on

all right relax cause why are you giving to that you know that's his last move yeah left dog I'm gonna buff Russell I'm

gonna I'm gonna show them how tough I really am since they eat your cookie don't wonder why you're fat keep twirling your hair sweetie because

you won't do you know it I would do but I know

did you feel better about yourself yelling at a girl dude Jeff why don't you [ __ ] your own battles huh because there's no battle to fight I have no

battle here you think this is what my battle with you is one I got a long way to go in this house you're angry at

yourself bro no Jeff I've actually never been angry never been angry I just wanna Just Wanna hug you Jeff take five

minutes yourself think of a good one and then I'll be sitting here and then come back with you know what I mean maybe I'm gonna look up techno trucks but you

can't use technotronics again bro cause you said it 800 times think of a good one keep quiet for five minutes and then

fire one back at me and we'll I'll be here and we'll see if the crowd laughs oh okay the only girl you're making laugh is the the little fatty next to

you there that's the only person you make laugh this is where you come up for two days yeah holy it's terrible

enjoy your last day bro you don't think everyone knows that you pretty much have this wrapped yep Jeff laugh at all of

you that put you all up and you're all too stupid to see it all right all right here we go all right

and then after it happened I felt embarrassed because I was just kind of like that's not how I am and I don't act

like that and you know I shouldn't have let him get to me but at the time it

felt like it was the right thing to do I'm just happy that we made it to the end we're gonna all three of us make it

to the finale night show I'm happy I'm happy that I made it with YouTube girls because we're pretty fabulous if you ask

me I know because who would have ever thought that we would all sit here I mean me and Natalie never talked in the

beginning of this game and it's not like it's obviously there's three one member from a different click best of luck to all of

us yeah good luck guys and you know yeah we're the fan of the final three

three let's hug now because we are gonna scratch each other's eyes out

I never would have thought I would make it this far there's still half million dollars out there and you know I still

have my eye on the prize so I think I deserve it I think some people played uh dirty we're mean we're

rude I don't think I was ever like that with anyone right now my fate is in either Jordan or

Kevin's hands however I do feel kind of confident that I'm gonna get chosen no

matter who wins and I'm sorry guys but the half million dollars is mine

making it to final three is awesome we're all loving each other right now but I'm still thinking uh I want to win

big brother and I will cut a [ __ ] to win Big Brother so um I'm gonna take this home y'all fight

over second place I need to win this half a million dollars and I'm not gonna lose sight on that who will win part

three of the final HOH competition and who will they choose to take with them to the final two tune in Tuesday at 9 8

central when the winner of the half million dollar prize will be crowned it all happens live on the two-hour season

finale of Big Brother [Music]