25x09 - Episode 9

[bunniefuu]

- Previously on "Big Brother"...

the Handful alliance was on one side of the house...

all: [quietly] Ahh!

- And the Professors on the other.

- And we taking the kids to school.

[school bell ringing]

- With Hisam winning

three competitions in a row...

- Look who has all the power this week.

- He went after Reilly...

- For the Professors' sake and my sake, she has to go.

- Making him public enemy number one with the Handful.

- Hoping that my houseguests will help me vote Reilly out

and give us all an opportunity to reestablish relationships

and figure out who we want to be aligned with.

- But the doctor also started to rub his own alliance

the wrong way.

- Do you have an opinion of who you think it might be?

- I mean, I remember--

- I think it's Blue and Jag.

[dramatic music]

Has to be.

- He'll ask and answer his own questions,

and it comes across as if

what you have to say doesn't matter.

- Putting him in the Professors' crosshairs.

- Hisam is very scary right now.

- I know.

♪

- After Reilly went "bye-lly"...

- By a vote of to ,

Reilly, you are evicted from the Big Brother house.

♪

- The Head of Household was back up for grabs.

[bell dinging]

And Felicia said hi to power.

- Congratulations, Felicia! [all cheering]

You are now the Head of Household!

- [shrieking]

Say a word!

- The Professors wanted to take their shot at Hisam...

- We might not get another shot at Hisam.

- On your HOH. - On your HOH.

- [gasps] - What?

- And Hisam helped seal his own fate.

- Do you know who you're putting up?

- I'm thinking either--

- I want Jag out.

- He has just kind of been walking around

acting like he's king and really running the house.

- So Felicia enlisted two pawns.

- I need you to be a pawn for me this week.

Hisam is the target for the house.

I figure you have the best chance

of winning the Power of Veto, removing yourself,

and we gonna backdoor his a*s and blow him up.

♪

- At the nomination ceremony...

- I have nominated you, Jag, and you, Cameron.

- Hisam remained completely in the dark.

- I feel so safe with Felicia.

So I'm hoping I don't get picked for Veto.

I've already won enough competitions.

- Tonight, who will win the Power of Veto,

and will the plan to blindside Hisam succeed?

Plus, Jared and Blue continue to get closer...

- That's so cute. - [giggles]

- Want me to get you something? - Stop. Stop.

- But will his mom put a stop to it?

- I don't like it.

- Find out right now on "Big Brother."

[cheers and applause]

- Oh, snot never looked so good.

[upbeat music]

♪

- This nomination ceremony is adjourned.

[tense music]

I've nominated Jag and Cameron, but let's be real clear.

Hisam is my target.

For the last couple of weeks,

Hisam has been acting like a dictator.

He's telling everybody what to do.

And he won a HOH and two Power of Vetoes.

Dude, you did too much too fast.

There's no way we can let him play in the Veto,

and that's why we're sending him out the back door.

- At least it was speedy.

- Yeah. [laughs]

- Back-to-back block party for the space cowboy.

It's all good, though,

because Felicia's depending on me

to go out there and win the Veto

so we can backdoor Hisam.

We got everything lined up.

We got our trick play in our back pocket.

All we gotta do is execute the play.

Bam! Touchdown.

- Mm-hmm.

- Mm-hmm.

It sucks to be on the block,

and I know I'm being told that

there's a plan to backdoor Hisam,

but so many things can go wrong.

So I want to make sure I'm safe and win that Veto.

- Mm-hmm.

- Hisam is the biggest competitor

in the entire house,

and Miss Felicia is gonna use her power this week

to benefit all of the Bye-Bye b*tches.

♪

I couldn't ask for anything more.

- Come here, girl.

Come here, girlie.

The most exciting thing this week

is that I can relax and not have to do anything.

It's really easy to go after people

who have previously had power,

but unlike Reilly's HOH,

the way I ran my HOH

did not leave people wanting to target me,

and that feels great.

- My face doesn't look that good up there.

[laughter]

Your face would look better.

- [laughs]

♪

- Man, this dude Hisam.

I just want to get him out so bad.

- Yes. Yes.

- So who all knows it's a backdoor?

- Everybody knows it's a backdoor.

Before my nominations, I let everybody know

that Hisam was the backdoor plan.

Hisam really is our target, and it has to be a backdoor,

and he cannot have any idea.

We gotta blindside him. - Yeah.

- Yep. - Absolutely.

- Yes. - Yeah.

- He's gonna be stunned... - Yo, it's gonna be--

- When we backdoor him.

- It's gonna be one of the biggest moves

made in this game.

[laughter]

- Everybody except for Hisam.

- Everybody except for Hisam and Red.

- Why not Red?

- Because we think that Red would--

actually might say something to Hisam.

- Okay. - Mm-hmm.

We don't really want Red to know about the backdoor

for Hisam because Red really is very loyal

and dedicated to the Professors.

[dramatic music]

♪

And we're not sure if Red will actually be onboard

with us backdooring Hisam, so we need to keep him

completely unaware of the plan.

We have to make this plan work.

- Yeah. - It is gonna happen.

I'm--I'm trusting it.

My gut says it's gonna happen

and we're gonna make it happen.

- We're gonna make it happen.

- And I'm gonna be the one

to take his sorry a*s out the [...] house.

♪

[soft music]

- How are you doing?

- I'm okay.

I just don't think he expected

to see his face up there.

♪

[crying] I'm so sad that

my friends just keep going on the block.

I don't think this was the type of game

that I expected coming here, you know?

♪

- Right.

- [sighs]

♪

[sniffling]

Psych!

Absolutely not!

Hisam, you're getting played,

and I'm glad that I could give you

an award-winning performance

so you believe that you are safe this week.

- Anything can happen.

- Expect the unexpected.

- And it's one day you're on top of the world,

the next day you're out.

And amazing miracles happen here all the time.

- That is very true.

You're gonna need a miracle to survive this week.

Purr.

- Give me a hug, though.

- Yeah. - Give me a hug.

♪

[quirky music]

- Dude, that was a lot of laundry.

- I gotta borrow some of your [...]..

- Oh, yeah, absolutely. That pink--

- Oh, my God, that little pink--

- That pink set!

- That's what I was thinking about!

- Honestly, I do think it would fit.

- Please, please, please, Cory.

- I'm not gonna say no. - Let's go.

[giggling] - Come on.

- Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Come on.

We love a good makeover.

We love a glow up.

- If you walk like that, it makes me scared.

- I'm on a mission. - Okay, good.

- So Blue and I are about to have Cory

unleash his inner fashionista.

- Suck it in. Suck it in. [inhales sharply]

♪

- [grunting]

Wait, why does it work, though?

[laughter]

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - There we go.

Okay.

Cory is definitely living

in a hot boy summer fantasy,

and I stan.

Yes, Cory.

- Wait, this works, though.

I'm a big proponent of people asking me to do something here

and I say yes.

I want to dress up.

Of course I do. I'm fun.

I'm having a good time. [chuckles]

[laughter]

You like what you see?

You could have it all.

♪

[wolf whistle]

You and me.

Yeah, you.

♪

I'll be back for you.

Look, I've played this game so far as, like,

a handsome little boy, and it's been hard,

so maybe I'll try my hand as, like, a sexy woman.

[upbeat music]

[laughter, cheers]

♪

- Oh, my God!

♪

- You go, girl.

Let me get a little spin.

Little spin.

- We'll see how it goes, you know?

- What's a Blue-ism? - Hey, girlie.

Kitty, kitty, purr. Boots.

- , , .

- Hey, girlie.

Kitty, kitty, purr.

Boots down.

- Slay. - Slay.

- b*tches. [laughter]

- Yeah?

b*tches.

This is purely strategic.

♪

[tense music]

♪

- You're done until Veto.

- Yeah. - Right?

Veto is tomorrow. - Yeah.

- Mm-hmm. - I want to play, Felicia.

- Yes.

I hope we get some good names.

- I wanna play. - Yeah, today is decent.

- And you gotta chill. - I know.

- 'Cause you've done too much.

- I agree.

I do not want to be picked

for the Power of Veto.

I've already won three competitions.

Winning any more just paints a bigger target on my back.

And at this point in time, I know I'm safe.

I'm working with the Professors.

♪

- [laughs]

- And I know they have my back and they will send Jag home.

♪

- Give me some love.

- Girl, you did your thing.

- I got a little bit of class and flair.

I am Miss Fly.

- Class and flair.

- Right.

- Okay?

- It's all okay.

- If you got it,

it don't matter how you show it off.

- There you go!

There you go.

- Man, I'm just really gonna--like,

I'm just gonna get to enjoy this week this week...

- Yes. - Which feels awesome.

The only thing that could screw this up

is if my name comes out of that Veto thing.

But I'm like--

- But then you just-- you just chill, right?

I mean... - Yeah.

- Poor, sweet, beefy Hisam.

Our plan was to keep him so comfortable

that he doesn't g*n for the Veto.

But he's already convinced himself of that.

He's literally helping us blindside him,

and mmm, it's gonna be delicious.

- I don't even want to play it.

- Right, right, right.

♪

[tense music]

- Was talking the entire time in line

about like other stuff, right? - This dude peed outside

my apartment last night. [overlapping chatter]

- So I didn't even think about, like...

- And he said-- - What would you want to say?

[indistinct chatter]

- So I'm over here, like, it's frozen.

I had to leave. It's frozen pee.

Let's go!

- [laughs] Oh, my God!

- These people talk too damn much.

I cannot.

Like, I can't.

- I had blisters this big that stuck out that far,

full of liquid.

- Please.

Enough.

Something's wrong with these people.

What are you talking about?

They're talking.

Everybody just stop talking.

I just need to sometimes take a little moment,

go into the storage room.

This is the most emotional group of people

that I have ever been around in my whole entire life.

- [crying] And like, you just think about someone else

for, like, one second. - Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey.

- No, you don't have to comfort me, Hisam.

- No, no, no, listen. Listen.

Listen to what I'm saying to you.

- Stop it.

Stop it.

You are fine.

- No, I know.

- There has not been a whole seven days

without somebody crying.

Why? Why?

Why are you crying?

What are you crying about?

Let's get this damn trash can out of my way.

Working in politics is very similar to this game

because while I may feel very strongly about something,

I also have to be compromising, right?

And so that's the position that I've taken in this game.

Okay.

[inhaling deeply]

Dumb yourself down and exit.

Okay.

[door creaking] - Ahh!

It didn't turn green, though.

Thanks, Meme.

♪

- [quietly groaning]

[ominous music]

- What up?

I love you, man.

- I love you too, brother.

- Which is why I'm here.

I want you to know there's something deeper

than what you think is going on.

♪

- Okay.

- Red and I have a really great relationship.

When you fall in love,

you just know it, you know?

You just know where it's at.

- You know, you know?

- It hits your heart

like a damn june bug on a windshield.

- [laughs] - You can't rub it off.

The only [...] that I would ever wear a snakeskin hatband

is if you gave it to me.

- Yeah.

- We are it. We're the beard mans.

- Absolutely.

- I mean, he's my guy, right?

So I gotta let Red in on the plan

to backdoor Hisam this week

because I need him to know that he's my number one.

I don't ever want you to feel as if there's something

going on under your nose. - Mm-hmm.

- I just want you to know right now

we gonna take out the biggest threat

in this whole house--

Hisam.

♪

This is a backdoor.

There's not gonna be another smoother opportunity

than right now to backdoor his a*s.

- Yeah, it's-- I mean, it's earlier

than I thought it was gonna happen.

Cameron and I are really close, but we ain't really been

on the same side of the house so far, so it seems odd to me

that he's telling me what my alliance is planning to do...

♪

Even though he ain't in it.

Not being in on this plan

is going over like a fart in church.

I do not like it.

So I gotta talk to Felicia

about what's really going on here,

but I got to be real careful about it.

- This is when you backdoor.

- Yeah, early.

♪

[light music]

- What are y'all doing?

Hi.

- Putting on jammies.

- Oh, okay.

- I just feel like, ugh.

I don't know.

I just want to make sure

everything's still good, because--

- Oh, hell yeah.

Jag is definitely the target.

♪

- I trust Cam, but Felicia's telling me

that Jag is the target,

so I'm feeling really confused right now.

So I think what I need to do is subtly put Hisam's name

out there to see how Felicia responds

so that I can get to the truth.

My loyalty is with y'all,

and I guess the only person is Hisam.

♪

Lord knows his time is limited.

So we have to navigate that carefully as a group.

- Right.

I can tell by what Red is saying to me, uh-oh.

Red already knows about the backdoor plan.

Somebody had to have told Red,

and now, oh, think quick, Felicia, think quick.

Now I gotta make sure we're on the same page.

What would you think if I actually backdoored him?

- Who, Hisam? - Yeah-huh.

- I think it'd be a big game move.

♪

- Let me get my booty over here.

Hisam did a lot of damage to himself this past week.

- As far as a direct risk to the Professors

moving forward, even though he's part of our alliance,

I mean, I-- I would understand that.

- So if you win, would you be willing

to use the Power of Veto, bring Cam down,

and be okay with me putting Hisam up

and voting his a*s out?

- Yeah, we can do that.

♪

I totally get the plan to backdoor Hisam.

He has rubbed things the wrong way,

and when you rub things the wrong way,

you get splinters.

I just don't know why they kept me out in the cold.

We're supposed to be an alliance.

- This could be a game changer.

- Yeah.

♪

I appreciate that Cam filled me in

on what the actual plan was this week.

Now I really trust the guy

and I want him as a part of our group.

With Hisam hopefully leaving this week,

there's gonna be a hole in the Professors.

I'd really love for Cameron to fill that spot.

Miss Felicia is a little shady,

but I love her to death.

- Mm-hmm. - Yeah.

Well, I guess now I'll breathe % easy.

- What?

- For the alliance.

♪

- Oh.

What is it? Who is it?

- It's Felicia, Cerie, Izzy, me, Bowie, Hisam, Meme.

And just because you brought me information,

the whole group name is the Professors.

♪

- Guess that makes me the substitute.

- So far. - [laughs]

- Yeah. So far.

- Cool. The Professors?

♪

School's out, baby.

School is out. [school bell ringing]

The Professors are k*lling it.

Hopefully, if I keep everything

locked up in my grade book

and everything goes to plan this week,

I'm gonna take Hisam's spot in the Professors.

- I'm loyal to my group, but just like I'm loyal to you.

- And I'm loyal too.

- And I'd much rather have

my final two in my alliance.

- I know. Same.

- I mean, like, you're my boy.

I'm taking you down for that reason.

- Yeah, no, now--

now it's easy for me to make my selection.

- I want to play in this Veto now more than ever.

The Professors are already starting to turn on themself.

I'd be nuttier than a squirrel if I didn't start worrying

about my game at this point.

So if I win, not only will I be safe,

but I can also use it to take my buddy Cam off the block.

I'm here to get as far as I can.

♪

Same as you. - Yep.

- You get tired easily... [giggles]

But you also have, like, a super playful side.

- Yeah, that is very true.

- I will also say,

if you ever ask me to kiss me...

- [laughs]

- That's low key an "ick" for me.

Just do it.

- No, no, no, no, no, no.

You need consent.

- You gotta read the room.

- Trust me, I read the room a long time ago with you.

- [laughs] - I see it.

I see it all in your face.

Stop looking at me.

[chuckles]

- [laughs]

- I'm not even gonna cover yours.

I'm gonna cover mine.

[laughs]

[ominous music]

♪

- Your hands are so cold.

♪

You're cute.

- I appreciate that.

[laughing]

♪

- [sighs] Blue and Jared are spending

lots of time together, and I don't like it.

[laughter]

I mean, listen, don't get it twisted.

She may be tickling some part of his fancy,

but that tickling needs to be held for outside of the house

and not in this game.

We have work to do.

Stupid.

[groans]

Jared.

I need to--[smacking] Hit him.

♪

[tense music]

- Have you been drinking water?

- Oh, I've been drinking water, but I'm--

- You've been drinking cranberry juice all day.

- Cranberry a lot today. - You probably need some water.

- Yeah, that's what I figured.

Oh, my head is in so much pain right now.

- What'd you say? - He got a headache

'cause he's not drinking any water.

- I was drinking water.

- [laughs]

- You are funny.

You've been at me since this morning.

[laughter]

- I have.

- Hisam is stupid, that's all.

[laughter]

He's so stupid.

[dramatic music]

- I know.

These are definitely the moments

where I wish my mom wasn't in

the Big Brother house with me.

I got a cute girl here that I'm really vibing with

and I feel like she's vibing with me,

so I'm still gonna be me regardless.

- You don't want what happened to Reilly and Matt

to happen to y'all.

- It's true.

- I got you. - Mm-hmm.

♪

[upbeat music]

- Hey, everybody!

It's time to pick players for the Veto competition.

[all cheering] - Oh, brother.

- Oh, brother!

♪

- "Only six people will participate

"in the Veto competition:

"the Head of Household, the two nominees,

"and three other players selected by random draw.

Will the nominees please join me up here?"

[tense music]

♪

In order for my plan this week as HOH to work,

Hisam cannot play Veto.

The three names that get drawn can be anybody

in the house except Hisam.

As HOH, I will pick first.

♪

- If I am picked for the Power of Veto competition,

I'm planning on throwing it.

Having other people win will shift the focus

from me to them, which is great.

♪

- Houseguest choice.

all: Ooh.

- Ooh.

- I choose Izzy.

[cheers and applause]

♪

- Jostle these chips about.

[chips rattling]

Anybody but Hisam.

That's what I'm looking for.

Top of the list gonna be my main man Red.

Bottom line, Red and I have already talked about this.

I want him to play in this Veto competition.

♪

Houseguest choice.

all: Ooh! - Fabulous.

[laughter]

- I choose Red.

[cheers and applause]

♪

- What's left of the Handful now is me, Blue, and Matt.

So I really want to choose Matt for this Veto

because I know he's a competitor

and I know he would take me down.

♪

Cory.

[cheers and applause]

♪

- Hey.

This is great.

- Big Brother will inform us

when the competition is to begin.

Good luck.

- Yes. [applause]

Ey, ey, ey!

Yeah!

- Hisam did not get picked.

Ooh, it couldn't have happened any better than that.

Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

This is gonna be the first backdoor of the season.

Hisam, you going home this week.

♪

- Yes!

[jaunty music]

♪

[all cheering]

- Man, this chicken coop is crazy.

There's so much going on.

I have no idea what to expect, but I see this pool

of green radioactive sludge,

and I wouldn't even swim in that

even for all the gold medals in the world.

[sludge gurgling]

[cheers and applause]

- "Animal/human hybrid heroes have been a staple

"of the BB Comic-verse.

"In today's competition, you not only have the chance

"to win the Golden Power of Veto,

"but the winner will also become

"the next great human-imal

"of the BB Comic-verse.

"c*ck-a-doodle-zoom!

"Here's how it works.

"When the chicken clucks, race across the coop

"through the radioactive sludge

"towards your egg-laying station.

"Once you get to your egg-laying station,

"you must pull your cord, flap your wings,

"and cluck like a chicken as loud as possible

"for ten seconds in order to lay an egg.

"When your egg is laid, carry it back

"through the sludge to your egg holder.

"Make sure to conserve your hen-ergy,

"because you will need to make trips

"and transport a dozen eggs, one at a time.

"The first person to succeed

"will win the Golden Power of Veto

"and become c*ck-a-doodle-zoom

"for the rest of the week.

"Good cluck, houseguests.

Who's ready to play c*ck-a-doodle-zoom?"

[cheers and applause]

- I really want to win the Veto this week as the HOH

because then I can carry out my own plan.

I want to shock-- and I mean shock--Hisam

when I take one of the nominees down

and plop his behind in the chair.

- With the amount of friendly fire

coming from the Professors...

♪

I got to "self-preservate,"

so I've gotta win this Veto,

not only to take Cameron off the block,

but to keep myself safe as well.

- I know there's a bigger plan to backdoor Hisam,

but I don't want to be the pawn that goes home.

So at the end of the day,

I need that Golden Power of Veto

around my neck, and I'm gonna do

everything I can to make sure that happens.

- I've been sitting on the block for two weeks.

Now, come on, man.

Chicken coop be damned.

Veto's going home with me today.

[chicken clucking]

- Let's go!

[cheers and applause]

- Come on, now.

[sludge sloshing]

[all cheering] - Let's go!

Let's go!

Oh! [shouting indistinctly]

- Diving into this sludge is like swimming

in bubblegum, the cold kind

that's been stuck under the bottom of a desk.

Thank God that I braided my beard.

[upbeat music]

[chicken clucking]

- So I make it through the sludge

and now I have to sit on my egg-laying station

and cluck like a chicken for the next ten seconds.

I got my game face on.

I feel like a fool,

but I need to do what needs to be done.

[chicken clucking]

But this is a very serious and laser-focused chicken.

Do not be fooled by this.

[chicken clucking]

[all cheering]

[sludge gurgling]

[chicken clucking]

At some point, I lose my shoes.

[all cheering]

But I just gotta go "cluck it" and keep on going.

- This stuff is so thick and so goopy,

I can't raise my body up.

I can't get my arms up.

And I feel like I'm dead weight in the sludge.

- Let's go, let's go, let's go!

You got it! You got it! You got it!

You got it! You got it! You got it! Let's go!

Let's go!

- Keep going! - Go, Jag!

- I look over, and Miss Felicia is still

going after that first egg.

She is knee-deep in this radioactive sludge,

and at this rate, I doubt that she's gonna

get those eggs across before they actually hatch.

Let's go!

[all cheering]

- Get back in there!

[sludge gurgling]

In this Veto,

Felicia, Izzy, and Red are all competing.

I just need one of them to win

to ensure the nominations stay the same.

[dramatic music]

- When I go into the radioactive sludge,

I want to be as close to the chicken wire as possible

'cause I want to have the least contact

with the sludge as possible.

- Let's go!

Let's go! - Yeah, let's go! Let's go!

- I'm the only one who hasn't got an egg in the crate.

Really, I'm the only one that's doing pitiful.

I hope I get at least one egg.

- You got it! You got it! - Come on, Jag!

[all cheering]

[horn blaring]

- Oh, whoa!

It's so close.

- Let's go!

[chorus singing]

[chicken clucking]

- This sludge is nasty.

It's just enveloping my whole body.

It's trying to take off my shirt.

Honestly, this is the worst date I've ever been on.

[chicken clucking]

- I'm exhausted.

Now I gotta make it all the way back to the other side

with my beautiful egg.

Down on the floor I'm gonna go

and roll my way back over to the sludge.

I gotta at least put one egg in my egg crate.

[all cheering]

- So this radioactive sludge

has already made a victim of my shoes.

The concern is now--now they're going for my shorts.

- Yeah, let's go! Let's go!

Come on!

[all cheering]

[laughter]

The more I crawl this way,

the more my shorts crawl that way.

♪

- Cory's little pancake cheeks.

[laughing]

Miss Girl was shining head beams at me.

[chicken clucking]

And honestly,

people would pay good money for that

and I had front row seats.

[chicken clucking]

- The term I keep using is "serving a*s."

I don't know if that's exactly TV friendly.

It's probably on the fence.

♪

[upbeat music]

♪

- This is like a trap.

This is like quicksand gel.

You just, like, sink into it.

It just goops around you, and you can't shake it off.

It's the worst.

♪

- Let's go!

- Let's go, Jag!

[all cheering]

- Let's go!

- One more, Cam.

- Let's go, let's go!

- Yeah, Izzy.

- Let's go, let's go!

- Yay! - Go!

- Good work, Izzy.

♪

- Jag! Let's go!

♪

[chicken clucking]

- This competition, as it's going on,

gets harder and harder.

I spent a lot of my energy,

and I'm wheezing right now

trying to make it back and forth

as fast as I can.

And I have to just keep reminding myself

to keep on going.

[triumphant music]

- Oh, man, you don't know how excited I am

just to get my first egg in the crate.

- Oh, my God.

[cheers and applause]

Ooh-whee.

Felicia is rolling around like a rotisserie chicken.

[laughing]

- Okay.

On my way back for egg number two.

[dramatic music]

♪

[chicken clucking]

♪

- Whoo!

- Almost there, Jag!

- Felicia, what are you doing?

You're supposed to be reaching out

in the pool like this,

not rolling around all over the place

and just soaking in it.

♪

- Crawling through this sludge,

I'm feeling spent,

but winning this Veto is super important.

I got to save my buddy Cam.

[all cheering]

- Red and Jag are neck and neck,

with Cameron not far behind.

♪

Don't crack under the pressure now.

♪

Felicia fighting hard through the radioactive sludge.

- One more! One more!

Let's go!

♪

[cheers and applause]

- Congratulations, Jag!

You've won the Golden Power of Veto.

[cheers and applause]

- [whooping]

[chicken clucking]

This is gonna be my signature move

for the rest of the season.

So now we can just follow through with our plan.

I'm gonna take myself off the block.

Hisam's gonna get backdoored, baby.

I know I'm gonna be c*ck-a-doodle-zoom,

whatever that means, but right now,

I feel like I'm on top of the world.

- I'll take this. First one's first.

- With Jag winning, now we have to figure out

who the replacement is.

It would make the most sense to basically go after Matt.

He's strong, he's likable, and he's dangerous.

I have to convince her that Matt is the best choice.

- So Jag wins the Power of Veto.

Perfect.

Because now he's gonna pull himself down.

I have to do a replacement nominee,

and guess what, Hisam.

It's you, boo.

So I'm excited, ecstatic inside.

♪

[upbeat music]

- Jag, please go to the diary room downstairs.

- All right.

I may have won the Veto,

but I also got something else.

[chicken clucking]

I'm also c*ck-a-doodle-zoom.

It's a bird. It's a plane.

It's c*ck-a-doodle-zoom!

[chicken clucking]

[all cheering]

Look, yellow kind of looks good on me.

I gotta wear this the whole week.

Chickens aren't really my favorite animal,

but I'm hoping it'll grow on me

after I spend some time as c*ck-a-doodle-zoom.

[chicken clucking]

♪ Telling me to rap, I'm just chillin' ♪

♪ I'm a superhero but I'm gonna turn into a villain ♪

♪ They call me c*ck-a-doodle-zoom ♪

♪ You look like...

[chicken clucking] ♪ Cartoon

- Oh-oh-oh!

[chicken clucking]

- The best part is, I don't have to figure out

what to wear every day.

♪

The bad part is, I have to wear this.

[chicken clucking]

I'm just hoping that I can figure out some superpowers

that come along with this.

- Oh, and then he fights back.

- No chance.

- What's gonna happen?

[chicken clucking]

- Hey!

- Come on, c*ck-a-doodle-zoom never lets down his fans.

- Did you really win that? - Yeah!

[chicken clucking]

[soft music]

♪

- [crunching]

Mmm.

- So Jag comes down.

[chicken clucking]

- Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

- So Matt goes up?

- Yeah.

- Matt goes home.

- Yeah.

Matt or Blue, one of them.

- Yum, yum, yum.

- Hisam clearly is fixated on Matt

and wants me to help him get Matt out,

but I'm not interested in helping Hisam.

I'm interested in backdooring Hisam.

- I don't know if I'm gonna put him out yet.

♪

- Matt--Matt is stronger.

- Strength don't have nothing to do with nothing.

[dramatic music]

- I'm getting frustrated.

Matt is the biggest threat.

Matt should be the next one to go home,

and it worries me that she will jeopardize

all of our games by choosing someone like Blue.

♪

Just be mindful, like,

you haven't seen everything that Matt can do.

♪

She could end all of our games.

♪

Has to be Matt.

♪

Why--why are you keeping him? For what?

- Yeah. - It's like,

do you go after the--the king,

or do you go after, like, a knight?

Go after the king, right?

That's who you go after.

- I completely agree with you.

- I know, because it makes logical sense.

- I think--let me talk to Felicia.

- Yeah, you do.

- You know? - Right?

'Cause I think that you have better--

better people skills than I do.

- Yeah.

♪

He was like, I mean, why would you go after a knight

when you can go after a king?

- Ooh!

[laughter]

- It was, like, poetic.

- [laughing]

- And I feel like you should say this to him

when you nominate him.

- That might actually be my verbiage.

- [laughing]

He's savage.

[sighs]

Hisam, Hisam, Hisam, Hisam.

- Oh.

- He won't even see this coming.

Y'all want to put him over the edge.

- I've decided I don't want to take a knight out.

I want to take a king out. - That's it.

- Ooh!

- [laughing] I can't.

- Gee, maybe you should've kept my name out of your mouth.

- [laughing]

- Yeah, he's gonna be stunned.

- He's gonna be shocked.

Like, he's-- I think he has no idea.

- No.

[laughter]

♪

[tense music]

♪

- Hey, guys.

It's time for the Veto meeting.

♪

[laughter]

This is the Veto meeting.

♪

Myself and Cameron have been nominated for eviction,

but I have the power to veto one of the nominations.

♪

I have decided...

♪

To use the Power of Veto on myself.

♪

Felicia, since I have just vetoed

one of your nominations for eviction,

you will have to name a new houseguest

as a replacement nominee.

♪

- So...

in the spirit of the game of chess--

and I believe Hisam, you might have said this--

why take out a knight when you can take out a king?

♪

And with that being said...

♪

Hisam, you're my replacement nominee.

♪

Please take a seat.

[tense music]

♪

- This Veto meeting is adjourned.

♪

- For as great a player as Hisam is,

he never anticipated that

the king we'd be going after is him.

And now this queen is about to checkmate his behind

straight out the Big Brother house.

Hisam, you can't outplay the player, babe.

♪

- Wow, looking at Hisam's angry face,

I am buzzing inside.

We did it.

Felicia was incredible.

And now we just have to send him home.

♪

- If there were any week that you would want to be

sitting next to someone on the block,

it's this week right here,

next to public enemy number one.

But I don't think Hisam's gonna hold back

any punches this week.

- Hisam, you sent home the person

I trusted most in this house last week,

so now it's time for a little payback.

- I'm pissed,

because the people I trusted

are the people who stabbed me in the back.

It's shocking, isn't it?

It's shocking.

But I am not done playing the game.

I'm playing to win.

And if I survive this week,

I'm gonna make them feel so much guilt

for what they have done.

- Who will be evicted

from the Big Brother house,

Cameron or Hisam?

Plus, it's the return

of the Pressure Cooker competition.

All this tomorrow night at :/: Central,

live on "Big Brother"!

♪

[upbeat music]

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