25x17 - Episode 17

[bunniefuu]

- Previously on "Big Brother"...

Red and Cameron were the Chillers duo.

- Chillers?

Oh, that's genius.

- [laughs]

- And they thought they were part

of a larger Legend alliance,

but it was all an elaborate ruse.

- The Legend is just a fake alliance

to placate Red, Cameron, and Bowie.

- After Cirie learned Cameron was plotting without her...

[dramatic music]

- She wanted the space cowboy gone.

- I know at some point

Cameron is going to have to take a shot,

and I don't know for sure that that shot

won't be at Jared, Izzy, or myself.

- And when her son became Head Of Household...

- Congratulations, Jared,

you are the next Head Of Household!

- Your boy got it!

Let's go!

- He did his mom's bidding.

- I've nominated you, Red, and you, Cameron.

- Jared turned Red against his co-Chiller...

- To see that y'all were so close

and that he was willing to jump ship that fast,

it makes me feel as if,

at any point, it's gonna be me next.

- But after Cam won the Veto...

- Congratulations, Cameron,

for winning the Golden Power Of Veto!

[all cheering]

- Bam! Ha-ha!

- Cirie and Jared needed a new target.

- I'd really rather Jag go.

- Jag? - I don't trust Jag at all.

- So Jag hit the hot seat.

- I have decided to use the Power of Veto on myself.

- Jag, I have to use you as the replacement nominee.

- Red alluded to reuniting the Chillers...

- At some point, me and him are gonna

have to have that conversation.

I'm trying to figure out how I'll do it,

'cause I'd like for you to be present.

- Yeah.

- That's when we'll have that conversation.

- Which put the mountain man in the crosshairs.

- In an event that Red switches

is way worse than anything that Jag can do,

'cause that means he keeps Cameron in the house.

- We just might need to rethink this thing.

- At the live vote and eviction...

- I vote to evict Jag.

- I sadly vote to evict Jag.

- Cameron and Bowie were blindsided...

- By a vote of to ,

Red, you are evicted from the Big Brother House.

♪

- And Red bounced faster

than a Tennessee toad on a trampoline.

♪

Before the Head of Household Competition,

Julie delivered some humiliating news.

- I've just received a transmission

from the Humili-verse.

- Oh, no.

- So get ready,

because this week is Humili-week.

- At the end of it,

Cameron humiliated his opponents...

- We have a new Head Of Household!

Congratulations, Cameron!

- Leaving the house in an awkward, stunned silence.

Tonight, Humili-week is underway,

and the space cowboy is in control.

Will Cameron cause chaos and shake up the house?

Find out right now on "Big Brother"!

[flatulence]

[upbeat music]

♪

- Good night, houseguests.

- Hey! - Good night, Julie!

- What? - Wow.

- We're all like... [laughter]

- Come on, man. - Well done, Cameron.

I believe it was you and me voting.

- I am pissed.

I am beyond pissed.

There are people in that house right now

that are--that are squirming.

I hope every one of them is nervous.

I didn't even get a chance to tell Red a proper goodbye.

I'm gonna sit down and try to get to the bottom

of whatever the hell is going on,

even though I know I'm gonna have to sift through

about a mile of [...].

As far as I'm concerned, the whole house has

a [...] explaining to do.

I'm coming out g*ns blazing.

- Cameron won HOH, and all of us

are basically frazzled in our britches.

That's a nice way to say that.

Cameron was blindsided

and didn't know we were gonna send out Red.

So I know he's gonna be out for blood.

The question is, whose throat is he gonna cut?

So obviously, my group voted against what I was doing.

So that was a bit rank.

I just think it's rude. It's weak.

People are weak, and they're spineless.

[laughs]

The hilarious thing about all of this

was Cameron won that bloody Head Of Household.

It couldn't have been better, because Cameron and I

are the only people who voted for Red to stay, obviously.

♪

It's game on.

Like, it's absolutely game on.

Let's go.

- Congratulations, buddy.

- Thanks, man.

- Cameron wins HOH, and my heart drops.

I was Cameron's target last time he was HOH,

and it would be very easy for him to put me up again

and target me this week.

So this is terrible for my game.

- [groaning]

I mean, I just nominated Cameron.

Slop and the absolute only person

that I didn't want to win winning--

I don't think it gets much worse than that.

Pray for me, America.

- All of us is Have-nots.

- We have to suffer together.

- Suffer together.

- I know. Yeah, that's true.

- Does it start... - Not even--

- Tomorrow? - Not even toast and jelly?

I'm instantly depressed.

Gah!

[tense music]

- Well, well, well. - [laughs]

- What a night.

[laughter]

- I get it.

I just want everyone to know

that I voted, you know?

- They know you did. - Mm-hmm.

- And who? Cameron. - Mm-hmm.

- See, you've all left me with him.

- We haven't left you with him. - Yeah, you have.

I mean, he's Head Of Household, so it's a bit funny, but...

- You choose who you want to be with.

You still have this if you want it.

- I mean, I'm not sure if I do,

'cause what was that?

[laughs] - Yeah.

- I was just saying, I would have liked to have known.

- Yeah.

- Like--and then it's my decision.

Like, I'm cool with whatever the decision is,

but it's taken out of my hands now.

I'm all on my own.

- No, you're saying that,

and we don't know why you're saying that.

- Okay.

I'm--I won't-- - So here's the thing.

- People telling me one thing and I'm being honest.

So I know that's this game,

but it's just a little bit hard when--with my mates.

I'm more upset about the dishonesty.

- Look at you right now.

- I would have been cool.

- So you know what?

So I'm gonna be--

are you guys okay with me being frank with her?

- I don't care.

♪

- Give us a minute.

- Okay, I'll leave.

♪

- Bowie is the only one that voted with Cameron

to keep Red.

♪

Bowie gotta stay with us for right now.

And if she doesn't, we gonna let her know

she'll be the next one we'll be voting out.

Stop it.

Stop all the crying.

Get your big girl pants on and play the [...] game.

[dramatic music]

You can't take anything personal in here,

'cause it's not personal.

Because everybody in here, I believe,

genuinely cares for each other.

But at some point, every week,

somebody's walking out the damn door.

- And at some point, you're going to have to

withhold information from people the same way

you withhold this from Red.

Cameron don't know about it.

You withheld it from him,

or did you tell Cameron about that?

- [...] no. - Exactly.

- It's not him going home that's upsetting.

I've already sort of--I already prepared for him going home.

- I know, Bowie, but people don't tell everything.

It's not that we wanted to be dishonest to you.

It's no different than information

that you have that you didn't share with us

for whatever reason.

Dishonesty flows throughout this house.

It's not like you're over here, Mother Teresa.

- Now, the only way you'll get paired with Cameron

going forward is if you jump over in Cameron's face.

- Oh, my God. Why would I?

Like, I've got no-- I've got no--

I'm on my own now.

- That's what I'm saying.

So no matter what he does, he has to get enough people

to follow what he wants them to do.

And right now, everybody's still against him.

So he's playing this week,

but next week, his a*s can't play.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

I just don't even care about the game.

[laughs]

- You do, or you wouldn't be here.

- No, but I just-- don't blame it all on me.

I am upset because people have not told me.

That's all. - Nobody's blaming

anything on you. - No, I know, but don't say,

someone found out something.

Like, I don't even know what you're talking about.

I--I believe you,

but I don't know what you're talking about.

And I'm upset because, you know,

for--for it to be--

I know that happens in this game.

But I'm just super honest,

and it's--I'm--it's upsetting.

The dishonesty is upsetting.

♪

- Felicia scares me.

- Hmm?

- She sent me out of the room.

♪

- Oh.

- Bowie, you were the one that voted with him.

You get to go upstairs and be his confidant.

♪

You get to be up there

figuring out what he's really gonna do.

- I don't want to be. - You have to be able to,

because you're the only one now that he's gonna trust.

That's real.

So you gotta go up there

and hear his thought and pick his brain.

We're just really hoping that

you're gonna be the one that's gonna be willing to be

the eyes and ears now for this group

and become a major player this week--

a major player.

- To me, this is super cheeky.

They're already saying now, you--

it's up to you now.

You're gonna be the one

who's gonna make this big play.

Like, come on.

Like, I'm not falling for [...].

I do not trust anyone, so I've got my wits about me.

I mean, I've got to be smart about this now.

So I will suck it up.

I know they're all a bunch of [...].

Apart from that, it's all good.

- You can do this, Bowie Jane.

♪

- Fine.

[laughs]

[dramatic music]

♪

[tense music]

- What do we do?

Who's getting thrown under the bus,

is what I'm scared about. - Yeah.

- Who does he feel like he can move forward with?

- They're, like, in the Comic room right now,

and they're, like, all talking and explaining what happened.

- They're just gonna throw us under the bus.

- Yeah. - I'm sure they are.

They're trying to cover whatever they did.

- They have to. - They have to.

- When Felicia kicked me out of the room,

it kind of pissed me off a little bit.

I think Felicia is probably trying to save her own skin.

It's bringing up a lot of suspicions.

- And just like that, back to square one, huh?

No one planned for this,

and no one knows what's going on in Cam's head.

I'm hoping at least our Seven Deadly Sins alliance

stays intact.

♪

If the alliance doesn't stick together,

what are my other options in order to stay safe

and move forward in this game?

♪

- You want to know?

♪

- Go.

- Oh, my God.

This is like the never-ending nightmare

of Cameron and his HOHs.

♪

But now I gotta get to work

doing some serious damage control.

It's just been a lot of stuff going around

that could only come from people

that are close with you.

♪

You had a final two called the Chillers.

♪

- Wow.

- Said the final two were since day three.

You and him at the hot tub.

- I don't understand why that would--

why he would need to tell anything like that.

- Because he said he was done with you.

He was putting out all your information.

So we know that he's targeting you

right after this HOH.

- [sighs]

- Verbatim.

He's on a hate-Cam campaign.

I don't know why.

We just couldn't risk it blowing up, and then he stay,

and now he's after you and all of this nonsense.

- And now our alliance implodes because you two back.

- Exactly, exactly.

I didn't want to hear any more negative stuff

about you from him.

♪

Cameron is so controlled.

I know he's seething with anger.

But as a good alliance member,

I must keep him abreast of any threat to his well-being.

That's what I'm doing.

We had to take care of you, Cameron,

and that's why Red left.

Sharing is caring.

He acted like he hated you, and we were like,

oh, if he is willing to do this to his right-hand man,

then we can't have that.

- I am shocked.

- To see somebody that close to you

doing that, we couldn't.

We couldn't just sit back and let that happen.

- Red, what are you doing, Red?

♪

So I guess we going J and B round two?

♪

- Mm-hmm.

♪

- I'm sorry for you guys having to go through that.

♪

Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry you guys had to go through that.

Knowing that you went through that

and had to keep it from me

must have been really tough.

♪

Bull[...].

Y'all were protecting yourself.

I got played by this entire house.

The only person I know whose heart is true

right now is Bowie.

Get out of here.

I'ma burn this sucker to the ground.

I'm gonna be reeling about this for a lifetime.

[dramatic music]

♪

[light music]

♪

[electronic warbling] - Ohh!

- Oh! - What is happening?

- Oh, my God.

- Whoo!

- Humili.

- Humili. - Whoo!

- Great.

- [gasps] - Ooh.

[dramatic music]

♪

"This is a transmission from the Humili-verse.

"All week, you will have the honor of enduring

"different humiliations,

and there's no better place to start than the bathroom."

- Ohh. - Oh, what does that mean?

- "Every time you enter the stall,

"you must use the bullhorn to announce to the house

"that you are going to the bathroom.

"Plus, a Stink-o-meter has been installed.

"And whatever number you hit on the Stink-o-meter

will also be announced to the house."

- Oh! [laughter]

- Matt! - Oh, my God.

- Yeah...

- "But be warned,

"if anyone hits a on the Stink-o-meter,

"you must all immediately put on

"one of the provided gas masks

until you are notified that the stench has been cleared."

- No.

- End transmission.

- Oh, no! - Oh, my God.

We gonna be walking around in damn gas masks.

[indistinct chatter]

- Straight to bathroom.

- This is Matty Ice.

I must use the restroom.

- Okay, thanks for sharing.

- It's Bowie, and I am gonna do a pee.

- Hey, party people.

This is your favorite color.

She's about to use the bathroom.

- Matt got a on the Stink-o-meter!

[siren blaring] Lucky number!

I mean, unlucky for the next person to go in.

Bowie, wow, only a on the Stink-o-meter.

- Thank you. Thank you.

A bit of extra spray in there,

I think that's helping my numbers.

So I'm pretty happy.

[toilet flushing]

- Blue, that's a

on the Stink-o-meter.

- Oh.

- Oh, my God.

- Damn it. - All right, y'all.

- Okay.

- Whew!

That was stinky.

- Okay, y'all heard it.

Come on.

- What did you do?

- A !

- Was it a number two?

- No! I have two witnesses.

- Stink-o-meter, a ?

Girl, I'm big mad.

The only s I get is for this outfit, this makeup,

and this face card.

[siren blaring]

[quirky music]

- Jag, that's a on the Stink-o-meter!

[siren blaring]

There are dangerous levels of stink

emanating from the bathroom.

- Emanating?

[siren continues]

♪

I know I look crazy as all get-out in this gas mask,

but I used to be in the Air Force, so...

[soft music]

♪

- Cirie going to pee!

♪

[toilet flushes]

- Cirie just hit a on the Stink-o-meter!

Evacuate!

I repeat, evacuate!

- I don't know.

Stink-o-meter, when it comes to me,

I smell like strawberries and roses all the time.

[laughs]

- This is not a drill.

Please put your gas masks on.

[siren blaring]

- I feel like a little pig.

I'm so over this.

Like, it's foggy. It's tight.

I can feel my hair getting stuck on the straps.

I'm gonna end up bald by the end of the week.

♪

[tense music]

♪

- I knew when they said -.

I was like, -?

Who are the two people that threw a vote?

And they said, "Red, you are evicted."

And I was like, oh, it was me and probably Bowie.

- It was more just me not being in the loop.

- Like, tell me next time. - That's what I said.

It's almost embarrassing.

It's like, oh, the dum-dums, you know?

They're not gonna know.

I just can't believe anything now.

- Nothing.

You've done it twice,

twice to your own alliance.

♪

- It's just like everyone's full of [...].

What's the point in having an alliance, you bloody [...]?

It's like, seriously?

Legend , I thought it was a solid alliance.

But after that vote, uh, yeah, bye-bye.

That alliance is rubbish.

It's left Cameron and I both on the outside.

It is absolute madness

that an alliance would turn on their own members.

I don't understand it.

Thank God you won. Dude--

- They weren't expecting that.

- Dude.

- They're not happy.

♪

- The good thing that's come out of it

is we've both been true to our word.

- We did our part.

- Yeah.

- Unfortunately, we got played.

Well, you know that we're good.

- Yeah. Oh!

[laughs] I'm not worried about that...

- Good. - After this week.

- I'm afraid to give you any of my thoughts

because I would much rather you plead the fifth.

But for all you know, I'm sticking with the plan,

and we're sticking with the group.

And we're gonna let everything else unfold.

- There's some people--

you need to be very careful, right?

- Bowie's a pure-hearted person.

She and I were the only two votes

that voted to keep Red.

I'm the only person she's got right now.

But I gotta be careful with her

because I don't want her to know too many things.

This is gonna be the week to remember.

This is when it goes down, baby.

Basically, we're all each other has now.

- Oh, my God, %.

♪

[tense music]

♪

- Ooh, yes. Okay, Jag.

- Hey, hey.

You're getting swindled. No.

- [laughs] I'm here for it.

Go at it.

Yeah, what's Jag's story?

- So I grew up in, like, a really small town.

- Yeah. - It's called Omak.

And my parents are, like, immigrant parents.

You know what I mean? Like, they came from Punjab.

So I'm Punjabi and Sikh, you know?

- Yeah.

- We were the first, like, Sikh family in that town.

There's not that much diversity of people or of thought.

- Yeah. - You know what I mean?

Like, growing up there, there were folks

that, like, didn't understand who I was, what I represented,

and would poke fun or... - Yeah.

- Um... - Nice.

- Even beyond that, like, you know,

there are times, like, people have, like,

take--you know, ripped my turban off my head,

you know, things like that. - Mm-hmm.

- Spat on my--like, things that are, to me,

I'm like, how could you be this disrespectful to someone?

And it's just based off of hatred

or, you know, racism or negativity

or whatever you want to call it.

And so that was something, like, early on

I had to deal with.

My turban is a really important part of my identity.

It's what I hold closest to myself.

And it's honestly the first thing that people see

anytime I walk into a room.

My turban is a reminder for me to be a...

[speaking Punjabi]

Which roughly translates to being a peaceful warrior.

When I tie it each morning, it's a reminder for me

to spread laughter and joy and peace and harmony,

and also to stand up for what's right

in every situation.

And so as a result of that, like, in my family,

I'm, like, the jokester of the family.

You know, like, I-- - I mean,

you're the jokester of the house here.

Like, that's kind of your thing.

- And like, I'm trying to be, like, myself here, you know?

And--but in public, you know, when I was young,

I would go out in public, and I--I was really shy.

You know, when I walk in the room,

they see a turban first

and whatever their connotations of that are...

- Mm-hmm. - And not even a person.

Like, they don't even care about that.

I love being Punjabi. I love being Sikh.

Like, it's such a big part of who I am.

I love to embrace my culture and my religion.

And a lot of times, other folks have negative perceptions.

Sometimes it comes with bigotry.

And you know, I've always tried throughout my life

not to focus on that too much and just be who I am.

I try to be, like, as open as possible.

Like, that's the only way we learn, right?

- That's awesome.

- Yeah.

♪

[tense music]

♪

- It's so hard trying to strategize this thing

and figure out what's the best move.

♪

This is rough 'cause you want to trust everybody.

You want to believe everybody.

I just want to have...

[sighs]

I love Jared to death.

I love him like a son.

To be aligned with Jared would actually be phenomenal,

because I can be the mental comp.

He can be the physical comp.

We balance each other.

So I want to tell Jared everything that I'm doing

up front so that he will trust me.

- Yeah.

- Mama Felicia is approaching me

with this information about

her and my mom having a final two.

Even if it wasn't the circumstances

that it was with Cirie being my mom,

um, it still would rub me the wrong way that

now she's telling me this.

I really want to open my mom's eyes

to what Mama Felicia is doing,

because Mama Felicia is definitely

getting a little messy here,

and I don't want my mom to be in the line of fire.

- [clears throat]

- Felicia, like, what are you doing, lady?

Felicia is exposing that we had a final two,

and that is no good for my game.

- Wow.

This is not Felicia's first rodeo

at being a hot mess.

This is just one of many of Felicia's hot messes.

- Are you saving that cupcake?

Oh. - He's saving it.

- You're gonna take it home?

- No. I mean, I was, but--

- [laughs] - As far as--

- Well, he'll be here to eat it, so...

- I was--I was saving it just for the next day.

I mean-- - He can have it

tomorrow morning, here. - Or I may have it for lunch.

- It'll be delicious.

♪

- [gasps]

Dude, you just missed something.

- What happened now?

- Nothing crazy.

- Oh, my...

Felicia, why are you saying this to the people?

- Yo...

Felicia has everybody so confused.

- Felicia is like--the way

she's acting right now. - No, she's doing--

she gets crazy.

This--now she's gonna act even crazier.

- Then people were like, oh,

why did you get kicked out?

And I was like, I don't know.

- But that's her. That's not us.

- I know, and that's what pissing me off.

- Felicia has lost her mind.

- And like, you know, we gotta be real careful.

- Like, this is too much of a mess for me.

The entire house is on slop already.

I don't need to try to clean up

another sloppy mess, which is Felicia.

♪

[soft music]

♪

- [screaming quietly]

No!

[moaning, mumbling]

[yelling indistinctly]

[snoring, mumbling]

[quirky music]

♪

- So I'm passed out, sleeping after a hard day's work.

Then I hear something.

- [wailing]

[yelling]

- [imitating wailing]

- [wailing]

- This is Felicia...

- [snorts, gasps]

- Yelling...

- [wailing]

- Singing...

- [moaning]

- I'm in college, and I'm used to

a lot of weird noises at night.

This one, definitely the weirdest.

- [mumbling indistinctly]

♪

[snoring]

[ominous music]

♪

- How you doing, dude?

- I've been better.

- Yeah.

- Been better.

- How are you, dude? - I've been better too.

I'm down to do whatever you want to do.

Everything I've said to you has been true.

- Same.

- Who are you then

thinking about putting tomorrow?

- Blue.

- Okay, that's fine. That's fair.

- Well, I guess I could probably tell you

what's going on, but...

- What is that supposed to mean?

Oh, Camerones!

Girl, I cannot be on the block again against my best friend.

That is not happening.

So I gotta do what I gotta do.

And if it involves some tears,

I'ma bring in the waterworks.

- [sighs]

I don't even understand why.

- I've sat on that block three times too.

- I know. - And I got--listen.

I trusted the people that kept me safe,

and it worked out, and I need you to do the same.

- I don't feel good with people in this house.

I can't think of anybody who could go up

and I would stay.

Everyone else has the numbers, and I don't.

- You've got more support than you think.

- Why do I feel like

that I have to be put in this situation as a pawn

when other people have been, like, rude to you?

Other people have been dishonest to you.

And I don't think I've been rude to you.

- Please don't think I am blind.

If I laid all my cards out right now,

this whole house would be in a [...] uproar.

This is the game.

Blue, I know that you don't see my big picture.

I don't want anyone to see my big picture other than me.

I hold the paintbrush, kay?

I just need you to hold it together,

relax, control your breathing.

Get your face together.

Go downstairs and make the appearance

that you hate me.

It ain't comfortable, but it's status quo.

- Cameron, I really don't like you right now.

- I know. - [laughs]

- Fortunately for you, I can take it.

- I'm so snotty. [laughs]

[tense music]

♪

- I'm very excited for you, and I just wanted to see,

um, how you're doing, what you're thinking,

and, um, sort of us as well.

♪

Frankly, I think it is a waste of our time

to go after each other.

- I really want to put you on the block

right next to Blue.

♪

- Okay.

- I really want that.

- Okay.

- But I think you're right

in the fact that it wouldn't benefit us.

♪

I need to know with % certainty

if I don't put you on the block this week,

which is what everyone wants... - Mm-hmm.

- I need absolute safety next week.

Not on the block, not a nomination,

not a replacement, not a backdoor.

I can offer you that this week...

- Mm-hmm.

- If you can vow that to me next week.

- Yes.

I will hold up to that promise.

- It does not get breathed.

It does not get whispered.

It does not get talked about to anyone.

- This will not go anywhere, not from me.

- All I can do is trust that right now.

- Yeah.

I really don't trust it.

But what I do want to trust

is that he'll do what is best for his game.

And he might be actually willing to take the gamble

on keeping me around.

So there is a glimmer of hope.

And at this point, my lips are sealed.

I will hold up to this promise.

I will--really.

- We're doing this. - I'm looking you in the eyes.

- Listen, I'm not dumb enough

to think that this power is going to last me

for the rest of the game.

But I know that I gotta play my game.

So why not reinvent, reassess,

draw up some battle plans that nobody saw coming,

light some fires?

Let's go.

♪

[relaxed music]

- What's up?

- Are we still doing our date tonight?

- Of course. - What are you doing?

- There's this rooftop...

- Rooftop bar?

- Bar up here.

- So it'll be right there, so it'll be nice.

♪

- Yeah, yeah.

- What time are you free?

- : p.m., no earlier, no later.

- Okay, got you, boo.

- In the BB house, sometimes you go a little crazy

and do weird things.

So now me and Jag are texting each other

using our mic packs.

I wouldn't say it's the most formal way

I would ask someone on a date.

But when you're in the BB house, anything flies.

"Send me your addy.

Are you still in the Have-not"?

I hope he texts back. - [laughs]

- "Where else would I be, cupcake?

XOXO."

Send.

- Wait, "Where else would I be, cupcake?"

He's so cute.

- Cupcake.

- Uh, "Just chilling."

- "Without me?"

Matt has been my boy since day one, it's no secret.

Look, we don't have our phones in the house,

but sometimes I still be texting him, you know?

Sometimes we flirt a little.

What else are we gonna do in the BB house?

♪

Ding!

Oh! - Ooh! Send him one back.

Send him one back. Send him one back.

- "Looks like I'll have to save room for dessert."

- [laughs]

- Send.

- Classic.

[laughter]

Did you send--oh, oh, oh.

- There's a new showmance in the house.

It's Jag and Matt.

I think it's super cute.

I think they complete each other.

Me and Cory, we're not at that level yet...

♪

Unfortunately.

But you know, hopefully we'll start texting soon.

[laughs]

♪

- "What are you wearing? XOXO."

Send.

- "To dinner or after?"

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

♪

- God, this is getting steamy. - No!

- This is getting steamy.

- No, this "BB After Dark."

- Yeah, you guys have done this before.

You guys are seasoned texters.

♪

[tense music]

- Hey. How you doing?

- Good.

- You good? - Good.

Everybody's coming up

to kiss the ring, baby.

Oh, you want to know what's going on?

I'll give you some information.

Right now, Jag and Blue.

♪

- Jag and Blue, okay.

- The entire house believes I'm putting up Jag and Blue.

- What are you thinking then?

Is it Jag and Blue? - Yeah.

- Okay.

- J and B.

If one of them come down, J or B goes home.

- There you go.

- I mean, I think it's pretty simple.

- It's fine with me. - Okay.

Oh, yeah?

You agree? Great.

- Do you have--I mean, I want to support

your HOH as much as possible, you know--

- If Jag could go home, Jag needs to go home.

We've already sent him home once.

- That--yeah.

- It'll be an easy week.

I mean, it's pretty cut and dry, I think.

So we gotta--

it's just gotta be run straight,

just like a week four redo.

- I % agree.

- Sorry.

That's not exactly the truth.

- Yes, but I was like, is it Blue and Jag?

And he was just like, it's gonna be the same.

Blah, blah, blah.

- Do we believe him about the noms?

- I actually do,

just because... - Yeah.

- He can't afford to do anything else.

- Yeah.

- Just know, it'll all come out.

- Yeah. I believe you. - We will know exactly

what we're gonna do moving forward.

- I believe you, bro.

- My game just got blown up.

They want shock and awe,

I can play that game.

Just give me some trust, and gamble--

gamble with me.

This is probably going to cause

an earthquake in the house,

so strap in.

We're going over this waterfall together.

[dramatic music]

♪

[tense music]

♪

- Hey, y'all.

It's time for the nomination ceremony.

♪

This is the nomination ceremony.

It is my responsibility as Head Of Household

to nominate two houseguests for eviction.

In my nomination block are the keys of the houseguests

that I am nominating for eviction.

I will turn two keys to lock in--

- Hold on a second!

This is Humili-week,

and the nomination ceremony works a little differently.

You don't need those keys.

Go get the surprise I left for you

in the storage room.

- Cool.

♪

Oh, sweet Lord.

♪

Oh, my God, have mercy.

- It's pies.

- Oh, no. - Oh, no.

- Oh, my God, hilarious.

- But can we eat it?

- I'm starving.

- Oh...

♪

- This is the Humili-verse nomination ceremony.

On my tray are nine pies.

I will smash a pie in the face

of every houseguest who is safe.

♪

I will continue the smashing, one by one,

until only two houseguests haven't been pied.

These two will be my nominations,

and their faces will appear on the memory wall.

The first houseguest that I am making safe is...

[sighs]

Well...no.

[upbeat music]

- Oh!

- Oh, my God.

- Yum!

♪

[laughter]

- Oh...

[laughter]

- Okay.

- Oh, yeah!

[laughter]

♪

- Yeah, we're just gonna go ahead and do this.

- Oh.

♪

- Oh, just let it fall.

Oh.

- Okay, good job!

[laughter]

♪

- Oh!

[laughter]

- Oh, yeah.

[laughter]

[suspenseful music]

The next houseguest that I am making safe is...

♪

- Ooh!

♪

- Oh, yeah. [laughter]

Oh, my God.

♪

The next houseguest that I am making safe is...

[dramatic music]

♪

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

♪

I only have these lashes.

Do it.

- The final houseguest that I am making safe is...

♪

I have nominated you, Izzy, and you, Felicia.

Considering my journey in this house,

you two have had a pretty comfortable ride.

You two were very closely aligned

with two males in this house that are no longer here.

You turned on them.

Two times might be a coincidence,

and I don't plan to stick around to be the pattern.

With that, this nomination ceremony is adjourned.

♪

- I am honestly very worried.

I'm furious that he got to have a whole show of it today,

and how much he enjoyed it.

You wanted fireworks this week.

Well, you set off fireworks inside me,

and I am gonna beat you, Cameron.

- I am pissed off.

Great gameplay.

'cause he told everybody his nominees

were gonna be Jag and Blue,

and then he turns around and puts up me and Izzy.

I gotta give it to you, old Cam-Cam.

You blindsided me,

but I'm not going out that easy.

Shame on you for thinking you got me, bro, son.

- It's devastating that Izzy is one of the nominees.

I'm heartbroken.

Seeing Cameron's pleasure in this moment

and the way that he's toying with these pies

and these people, he better hope...

[sniffs]

He better win every time.

♪

- I'm gonna take the trio down.

You got Cirie, who's the president,

Felicia, the vice president.

And you got Izzy, the secretary of defense.

You don't start at the president.

You chip away until there's nothing left

and they got nowhere to go.

I've been waiting to turn it loose.

I've been being a good boy.

Give 'em hell, captain.

- Who will win the Power Of Veto?

And will it save Izzy or Felicia from the block?

Plus, Josh Duhamel surprises the houseguests.

All this, Wednesday night at :/: Central

on a special two-hour episode

of "Big Brother"!

[tense music]

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