Pwede G, pwede B (2024)

[bunniefuu]

- Cheers, man!

- Cheers! Let's go!

Our time together has been great.

And it makes me sad that it has to end.

Then why?

We enjoy each other's company, dont we?

I know, it's just...

I need to work on myself.

That's why,

it's not the right time for me

to be in a relationship.

I don't want to be unfair because

you're such an amazing woman.

And you deserve so much better.

You know what?

People warned me about you.

And I didn't listen.

Oh well...

What do you mean?

Never mind.

You know, you're right.

I deserve so much better than this.

Yes. Yes, you do.

If you want,

if it's okay, we can...

We can still be friends.

What?

We...

can still be...

friends.

Huh?

We can still be friends.

Whatever!

You're unbelievable.

I hope we could still be friends.

I've heard that before.

Hey, if it works, it works.

You know...

Stop fooling around, bro.

You're breaking women's hearts.

It only becomes a problem

when they expect a relationship.

And I'm clear...

from the beginning...

that I only want to have fun.

Really now?

As if I don't know you.

I mean,

it's okay if you don't want to commit,

but... do not hurt

women's feelings.

If you ask me,

get your sh*t together, bro.

Yes, Father!

- You're nuts.

- Amen, Father.

You're the best, Father!

- You know what?

- Hmm?

Honestly,

I do see your point.

I feel like,

someday,

I might find my way there.

Not just now.

How about you?

Are you sure with your plans?

There's nothing

that you could say...

that would change my mind.

And I'm not gonna say anything except,

congratulations!

- Congratulations, bro!

- Thank you.

You know, Cindy is...

so lucky to have you as her fianc.

No.

I'm the lucky one.

For real now,

are you nervous?

- A bit.

- Huh!

Anyone would be so lucky to marry you.

Heck, I'd marry you in a heartbeat.

What you really want to say

is you would rather

marry yourself!

That hurts.

Slow down, bro.

Youre too harsh.

Ugh!

Ouch!

- Help! It really hurts!

- I'm gonna go.

What about you?

Let me drink some more.

Oh, thanks...

Okay, you have your keys?

Yes, I got it. Go ahead.

Okay.

Stop womanizing!

I'll finish your drink

because you can't do it.

- I'm outta here.

- Weak sh*t, bro. Weak sh*t.

Hey, wait!

- What's your zodiac sign?

- Huh?

What's your zodiac sign?

When were you born? Your birth stone?

Are you for real?

Just answer the question.

Okay, okay... Um...

I'm a Scorpio.

And the rest, I'll just...

- Wait. Scorpio?

- Yes.

No, no.

- That's a red flag.

- Lily? Lily, wait.

What's wrong? Okay, okay.

I've seen this before.

You'll just hurt me.

No.

No, Lily. Listen.

I know you're having

second thoughts about this,

and I understand. But...

please,

don't doubt my intentions.

I just...

I just wanna make you happy.

Alright.

Do it.

Hey. Hey, are you okay?

Yes!

I want it harder!

Faster!

Like this? Huh?

Wait.

Let me.

Okay.

Open your eyes.

Look at me!

- Are you sure you want it like this?

- Shut up!

I'm coming!

Theo!

Lets eat!

Oh?

What's with the getup?

You forgot already?

Oh!

- sh*t. Tonight's the night?

- Yes.

Nice! Good luck, bro.

I'm sure Cindy will say yes.

You'll be my best man, okay?

Of course.

Who else would it be?

Come on, lets eat.

Thanks, but I don't wanna be late.

I have to go.

Hey. Wait, wait. Hold on.

There you go.

Come in!

Excuse me.

What the-

- Lily...

- You cheating b*stard!

Lily.

Hey.

You know, what we had was fun

but I need to work on myself...

this is just not the right time

for me to get into a relationship...

- and I don't-

- Hey! Blah, blah! You're full of sh*t.

Basil doesn't suit you.

Your name should be Pepper.

A pepper ground to dust.

Hey Lily, I know you're upset

but please don't make a scene.

Let's talk. My place?

- Alright?

- Stop touching me!

Stop harassing me!

You filthy animal!

Ouch, Lily!

Im not even laying a finger on you.

You're the one hitting me!

Scumbag!

I knew it, you'll only hurt me!

I curse you...

I curse you

with the same pain

youve inflicted on me!

May you fall in love with a man

who will make you suffer like we have.

You pig!

You're disgusting!

That hurts!

Lily!

Ouch!

Hey, I'm sorry!

Ouch!

sh*t!

Hello?

Theo.

What happened?

Cindy said no.

The hell?

For real?

- Did she say why?

- No.

She said she loves me,

but then she said no.

What's up with that?

Did someone just slap you?

This is nothing.

Lets talk about you.

- Are you okay?

- Me?

Okay? My life is over now!

Come on, don't say that.

She's just a girl.

Easy for you to say because...

you don't know anything about love.

No offense.

None taken.

And I agree, I shouldn't...

dismiss your feelings.

What's wrong with me?

- I did everything to make her happy.

- Okay...

Nothing's wrong with you, okay?

Cindy is wrong for turning you down.

Like I said,

any girl,

any girl would be lucky to have you.

You wanna know why?

Because you...

are caring,

because you pay attention

to the little details...

you make sure that

the people that you love...

you make sure that they feel loved.

And if anyone in this world

deserves to be happy...

it's you.

You really think so?

Yeah.

I mean it.

Does it still hurt?

Just a bit.

Ouch!

Okay. Fine, fine.

It still hurts, okay?

Let me see.

Get on the floor.

Oh, sh*t.

sh*t.

sh*t!

sh*t, sh*t!

sh*t.

Theo?

Theo, are you there?

Yes! He's not answering.

What would I tell him?

That it's just an accident?

sh*t!

Hey, Sirit.

Hello.

If you're...

a guy,

is it normal to...

have sex with other guys?

Yes, it's normal to have sex with a man...

Yes! I knew it!

if you're g*y.

What? Uh, no!

What if,

the guy that you had sex with...

is...

your childhood best friend?

- Girl, be for real.

- What? No!

No, no, this can't be...

I'm into girls.

I can't be...

- I can't be-

- g*y!

h*m*.

Genderfluid.

Queen bee.

Glitter.

Fairy.

q*eer.

Gurl. Gayby.

No! This can't be, okay?

Here are ten articles

about accepting your true self.

Theo!

Don't call now!

Yes!

Okay.

I have to do something about this.

I have to do something about this.

I have to prove to you...

that I am straight.

Go, girl.

Hey, Sirit.

Self-destruct.

sh*t!

- Oh, how I missed this!

- I feel the same.

Do you like how manly I am?

Turn around.

Turn around? Why?

- Turn around.

- Why?

- Please.

- Alright.

Dont ask any more questions.

Ill take care of you.

- Go!

- Okay.

Close your eyes, daddy.

I'm gonna make you scream.

Do you like that, daddy?

I said...

Do you like it, daddy?

What the hell?

No!

- No, what-

- Hey!

- Whats going on?

- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I thought

you were a man.

Excuse me?

See how sexy I am!

But if you're into

that kind of role play

perhaps we could...

use this strap-on Ive got here.

- Oh, hell no! No!

- If thats what you prefer.

- See? Look how I go.

- No!

No, no! Please.

You're weird.

So it's true...

- you can't get it hard.

- What?

Who said that?

If I were you, I'll see a doctor.

Maybe you're hexed.

With all the women you crossed...

Hexed?

Lily?

You're not answering my calls.

Why are you here?

I was worried about you.

Last time we were together,

I left without an explanation.

You don't deserve that.

Can we talk?

Is Basil around?

Look, Cindy.

I just really want to know if it's...

really just a no,

or a not yet.

- Theo.

- Because we don't need to break up...

just because you're not

ready to settle down, right?

Theo,

do you want to

continue what we have?

We both know we're

heading different directions.

But my feelings

are still the same.

I still love you.

Theo, I don't want to go on like this...

and give you false hope

that you'll change my mind.

At least tell me what I can do.

Nothing's changed.

Why can't you marry me?

If you think it's your fault...

it's not.

To be honest, I'm pressured

to keep up with you.

Everybody's telling me...

I am the luckiest girl on earth

because I have a boyfriend like you.

Mom and Dad always ask

when you'll propose.

Its just...

I no longer see myself

getting married.

At least not for now.

I'm willing to wait.

Let's not end it this way.

Maybe we need a break from each other.

Maybe...

maybe we need a fresh perspective.

Let's see when we both have

the chance to think, please.

Our emotions are getting in the way.

Is that really what you want?

Lily, stop. Wait.

- Want more slaps on your face?

- Okay.

Okay, hit me all you want, just...

just reverse your curse.

Whats this nonsense?

That other night, remember?

When you hexed me?

- Any woman would curse you.

- Okay, fine.

Fine. But I need you.

I need you to reverse your curse.

Because Lily, I can't

keep on living like this.

Every time I have sex with a woman,

she seems to-

she seems to turn into a man!

Oh my god.

- You think I'm a witch?

- I don't know!

I don't know what you really are,

but I'm sure you're the reason

why I'm suffering.

Oh my...

Yeah, I got powers.

Lily, please, I'm serious.

Please.

I'll do anything.

Just lift this curse.

Okay.

Perhaps, what you have to do first...

is to repent for the things you did,

- and change your ways.

- Okay, fine.

Okay. Im an as*h*le,

and Ive learned my lesson.

Can I now go back to-

Can I now go back to my old self?

Okay, okay.

The only way to reverse the curse is

through a true love's kiss.

- True love's kiss?

- True love's kiss.

True love's kiss?

- True love's kiss.

- True love's kiss?

- I said true love's kiss!

- Okay, so how?

I don't know.

Maybe you'll be that way permanently...

because you know nothing about love.

Is there another way, Lily?

Can you just...

undo it, reverse the curse?

Lift it.

Basil, Basil.

I'm so sorry, okay?

But that's not how magic curse works.

Okay?

Sorry.

Then... how-

Please!

Lily!

Here you go.

Please check

- if I forgot anything.

- Thank you.

You can check around.

Theo's not here...

and you have the keys to our apartment

so come and go as you please.

No, I'm okay.

I have to go anyway.

Thank you.

Cindy?

Wait.

Cindy, I know it's not

my place to ask, but...

I just really need to know what happened.

Won't you give Theo a chance?

A couple of months ago,

I got a job offer from a company in UK.

I've been waiting

for that kind of opportunity, right?

But instead of feeling happy...

I felt guilty.

You felt guilty because...

you knew Theo would leave everything

just to be with you?

Because I can let everything go

for this opportunity.

Including Theo.

Oh...

Does he know this?

I wasnt able to let him know yet,

because I dont want to act rashly.

I want to make this decision

by myself, and for myself.

But...

slowly, I realized that

I can see my life in

the future without him.

That's why when he suddenly proposed,

I was not ready.

I had to ask for space,

I wanted to be sure of my next move

before I let him know.

So, are you sure?

Have you decided?

Because...

you got all your stuff back.

Let's just say...

if I have a flight ticket now...

- I won't hesitate to-

- I understand...

that you have your reasons.

And I know that this

must also be difficult for you.

But if theres...

one advice I could give you,

it would be to...

trust Theo.

Talk to him.

He might surprise you.

Thanks, Basil.

Theo.

You wanna join me?

I'm good here.

Actually...

I suddenly don't feel like going out.

Come here.

Dance with me.

- We're not in a club, Basil.

- So?

Join me.

Come on,

let's dance.

You got me.

Come on, come on.

Let's dance.

The only way to reverse the curse

is through a true love's kiss.

Theo?

Cindy.

Cindy, wait.

Cindy, let me explain.

You don't have to explain.

You did nothing wrong.

I was only kissing a man.

Youve always been

open with me, right?

That you're bisexual.

I'm just a bit surprised with Basil.

I'm sorry.

Hey, don't apologize.

We've been together for so long

and I know you enough to know

what's going on with you right now.

You don't have to explain anymore.

I should be the one to apologizing.

But you do know that

you're the only one I love, right?

Of course.

I still love you.

I know that you know.

[muffled conversation]

- Lily. Can we talk?

- No!

Lets just go somewhere else.

Lily.

- Lily.

- Come on. Lets go.

Lily, wait!

Lily.

Lily, please forgive me.

- Ive suffered enough. Please.

- Leave me alone!

Cant you see Im busy?

Okay, fine.

Ill just catch up with you later.

Im good. Im good.

What?

Lily, Im begging you.

Whatever curse youve put on me,

stop it already. Please.

I promise that...

Ive learned my lesson.

I know that

Ive treated you and all

those other girls terribly,

and I probably deserve this

and no amount of apology

can ever make it right, but...

But, Lily...

I just...

I cant fall in love

with my best friend.

Anyone,

literally anyone,

but him.

You told me...

the only way to

reverse the curse

is through a true loves kiss, didnt you?

I did exactly that.

But Lily, tell me...

why did it not work?

I only got hurt in the process.

Basil.

I know, deep in your heart,

that you know I just made it up.

I was just so hurt that night

and had too many alcohol

that I spewed those nonsensical things.

So if the curse was just made up...

then why am I in love

with my best friend?

You fell in love

with your best friend

not because of me,

nor the curse.

But because of this.

Your heart is the reason why.

sh*t.

Thanks.

Lily.

Sorry, I was a complete as*h*le.

Were now even.

Also...

I just didn't expect that you would

take that true love's kiss seriously.

I apologize for that.

Actually, I think...

the kiss seemed...

to have worked.

Just in a different way.

So, does this mean

Im g*y now?

You know,

only you can truly know that.

Do you still find women attractive?

Definitely, yes.

I can still see myself dating women.

But...

perhaps when Ive already

moved on from Theo.

Maybe you're bisexual.

I believe that sexuality is fluid so...

maybe, you're just a late bloomer.

Wow, late bloomer.

At least, you're blooming.

Since the curse...

isn't real,

maybe this is my karma.

Thats stupid!

How can sexual awakening be karma?

You know what's your karma?

Falling in love with

your best friend.

Now you know how it feels to be hurt.

How girls like me felt

when you fooled around.

Yeah, I know. I know.

So, Lily,

if I ever do anything awful again-

- I'll hit you again!

- Whoa!

No, please.

My face still reels from your slapping.

At least now you woke up.

Sexual awakening.

- But you know what?

- Hmm?

At least what I got

out of this experience...

- is a real friend.

- Aww.

Me? A real friend?

Cheers!

Can we talk?

Sure.

Well, uh...

Cindy already explained

why she turned down my proposal.

So,

you're back together?

We're figuring things out.

That's good.

- About the kiss-

- Okay, uh...

I get it.

You don't want to reject me.

Uh...

It means nothing to you...

We even had sex,

and it's nothing for you.

I am the only one here

going crazy, thinking...

if we need to even talk about it.

- I don't even know how to bring it up.

- It's not like that.

I just didn't want it

to affect our friendship.

And if we pretend

that it didn't happen,

then we wouldn't have to talk about it.

And it won't affect our friendship.

But it happened, Theo.

And it affected me.

Did I ever tell you

that you were my first crush?

We were young when I discovered

I'm also attracted to men.

But I didn't act on it

because were best friends.

When Cindy and I got together...

I didn't feel any affection

towards anyone else.

I know that.

I mean, if there's anyone

who can attest to

how much you love Cindy aside from her,

it's me.

That's why

Id understand if...

you cannot reciprocate...

my feelings...

for you.

After all,

I'm still...

discovering my true self.

Basil.

I'm always here for you.

We're still best friends, right?

Yes, we are.