07x04 - The Tables Have Turned

[bunniefuu]

[dramatic music playing]

[Leo] What would you say
if I asked you to marry me right now?

This is, like, too much.

[exhales]

Please give me an answer.

I'm just tortured sitting over here,

like, not knowing if I have a chance
with you or if I don't.

[gasps]

I feel very confused. [exhales]

Like, please, like,
Hannah, can you tell me, like,

does part of you feel
you couldn't handle this uncertainty

for another day?

Then maybe I'm not special enough
to... to be willing to handle that for.

And if that's the case,
I'm not the one for you.

You are special enough to me

to be willing to tear
my f*cking hair out all day.

And then I'm going on dates
with my other connection...

I wish you could have seen me there.

I'm sitting there, like,
"What the f*ck do I do?"

I wanted to talk to you first.

I wanted to talk
to you first tonight, Hannah!

And now I come in here,
and I hear that, like,

you made the decision.
We didn't get a chance.

It's just like, "I don't know how I feel,
so I'm going with that one."

I'd even heard
that you had cut your connection,

and then you requested him back.

[Hannah] I broke it off.

And then I was like,
"I don't think I'm certain." [exhales]

And I was like,
"I'll request to see him again."

And then, today, he, like, really
expressed, like, his feelings for me.

[sniffles] He told me he loved me,

and how much,
like, he wanted to be with me.

He literally told me
he was in love with me.

[Leo] Look, Hannah, he's...

As I understand it,
he's got one connection, and it's you.

You know what? I respect him for swinging
for the fences, and he might mean that.

He probably does.
Is he the best person for you?

Or is he just the first person
to tell you "I love you"?

'Cause if he's just the first
and that's how you're gonna get married?

Like...

Like...

We're not the kind of people
that give validation easily.

I'm gonna guess that he probably
offered the validation before,

and it probably felt really good.

It feels really good
to hear it from my connection.

But if we can get there,

which I f*cking feel like we are,
we just haven't talked about it,

because we're both kind of reserved.

We're both ENTJs.

But if we can get there,
we'd be unstoppable!

Then why didn't you say something earlier?

God damn it,
I was planning on saying all this now,

but in a very different context.

And I have another connection I can go to.
You understand? It's not even like,

I'm fighting for you
because you're my only one.

I have another,
and I'm still f*cking here, Hannah!

[sniffles] I just thought, like,
you were gonna be, "It's fine."

"I have a strong connection
with Brittany."

No! I'm fighting
to know who's truly the right person.

Like, Hannah, this is a marriage for life.
My parents are divorced.

I know how shitty divorce is,
and I know what life means.

Marrying someone,
I do not take that sh*t lightly, Hannah.

Like, that's why
I'm here sitting with you, Hannah,

trying to talk this out
with you right now.

I care about you so deeply,
like, so, so deeply, Leo.

You're telling me you have the same
exact feelings for another person.

It's not the same feelings though.

I have another person.
That doesn't mean it's the same feelings.

My other connection is amazing, but you?

I don't know if I'll ever get a chance
with someone like you ever again.

And if it worked, it would be literally
the most exciting thing

I could ever imagine.

I feel like I'm going crazy.

Like, I love you both.

You're both f*cking great.

I love you too, Hannah!

But, like, f*ck, Hannah, like...

Like... [clears throat]

And you know what, Hannah?
I love my other connection.

I told my other connection,

"I can't see myself
telling one of my connections 'I love you'

unless I see myself marrying them."

And I just told you I love you.

[Hannah exhales, sniffles]

[Leo] Please give me an answer, like,

if I have a chance with you or if I don't.

If you believe in us at all,

like, please say something.

[exhales]

It's just very confusing.

It's very, very confusing
because I've never had this much emotion

and, like, um, feelings.

It's, like, hard.

[Leo] If you can't, like, bring yourself

to, like, talk about this with me,

then maybe it wasn't meant to be.

Yeah, I just feel
like I'm a f*cking mess right now.

I mean, I asked it,
but I'm gonna ask it again.

If I was to say to you, Hannah,

"I wanna marry you.
I wanna get down on one knee."

"I wanna spend my life with you,
and I love you,"

would you agree that we're the ones
that are meant to be together?

[Hannah gasps, sniffles]

I don't like this.

No matter what you've said,
no matter how hard it is,

would you say... "yes" to that?

[exhales, sniffles]

I just don't know.

Leo, like, if I would have had you first,
I don't know.

That's the thing, Hannah!

Don't you understand that
that's why I'm so, like, exasperated?

Like, the schedule's gonna decide
your f*cking husband for life?

It's just really hard. [sniffles]

Someone's literally saying,

"I'm in love.
I wanna spend my life with you."

"You're the most perfect person ever."

Then I come in, and then you're like,
"Hannah, I love you."

"If I get on my knees right now,
are you gonna say 'yes'?"

Like, that is a lot
for a person to take. [gasps]

[Leo] I know. I know,
but here's the thing, Hannah.

If we could rewind the clock
and this morning,

I said all of those things
that I should have told you,

that I wanted you, that I loved you,
that I wanted to marry you,

would you have said,
"I feel the same way towards you"?

-Yes, probably. This is the problem...
-I know!

That's what I'm saying, Hannah.

Are you willing to try and fight for this?

I need someone
that's willing to fight for love.

I don't think you're understanding.
I am not emotionally there right now

to even be able
to handle this conversation. [gasps]

[Leo] I understand.

I'll stop.

Would you like
to consider seeing me tomorrow?

[sniffles] Yeah.
I think I just need some sleep.

-[Leo] Okay.
-I'll talk to you tomorrow.

-I'm just gonna go, okay?
-[Leo] Okay.

-[Hannah sniffles] Bye.
-Good night. Good night, Hannah.

-[pop music playing]
-♪ Premonitions come to light... ♪

[gasps]

Jesus Christ.

♪ Don't cry for me ♪

[vocalizing]

Oh my God.

♪ Don't cry for me ♪

[Bohdan] Whoo! Marissa!

[Marissa] Hello!

[Bohdan] Like I told you yesterday,
I feel confident in us.

Um...

[Marissa] Yeah, I do also feel
very confident in us.

-Like, very, very, very, very, very.
-[Bohdan] Very, very.

[Marissa] I should go
on my date with Bohdan,

and be like, "What have we not agreed on?"

Yeah.

I obviously wanna be with a partner who,
like, is into some of the stuff I like.

But it's not gonna be everything,
you know. I'm not into video games.

-You're a video game guy.
-Right. We have fantasy books.

[Marissa] We like books.

Oh, wait, actually, did I tell you about,
like, my dream for books?

-What's that?
-Like, I really want...

me and my future husband,
with our children,

maybe once a week,
depending, like, read a book together.

Ooh. No, I... I love that.

-Okay. Yeah.
-Then we can have our own book club?

-Yeah! Kind of a book club with family.
-100% in.

[Marissa] Okay.

Okay, what's something that, like,

you feel very strongly
about that might be controversial?

-[Bohdan] Besides Breaking Bad isn't good?
-I'm with you on that one.

-[Bohdan] Yeah.
-We're there.

It's like what we said.
It might have been date two.

I think anyone that works 40 hours
should have housing, food, and medical.

-God!
-[Bohdan] What are we talking about?

-Yeah! Like, the fact...
-How is that debatable?

That was my favorite thing,
like, I learned about you that day.

-I was so happy you had said that.
-Yeah.

I was like, "Oh, my God."

Because you're military,

and sometimes military people can be very
close-minded and conservative.

[Bohdan] 1,000%. Yeah.

I try not to judge immediately, like,

"He's a military guy,
so, like, he thinks like this," but...

Yeah, I try to say, like, I'm not
the typical, like, military person.

-Yeah, yeah.
-Mm-hmm.

So, I'm obviously,
more liberal in a lot of my ideals.

It's so funny when I see stuff like,
"Liberal guys are just soft."

-"Pussies!" Like...
-[Bohdan] Yeah.

It's a joke to me.
Oh, yeah. "Liberal p*ssy."

-Yeah. It's like...
-Okay, man.

Show me, like, why are you a man,

because, like,
you take stupid pictures with g*ns?

-"Cool, dude. Wow."
-[Marissa] Yeah.

I dated the Trump supporter
for three years.

-Yeah, yeah, you did.
-He was a good person and everything.

There's just a difference in thinking
about how our society works.

Are you gonna vote for a guy
who tried to overthrow the government?

-I'm never gonna agree with that.
-I'm not gonna vote for a r*pist.

I'm not gonna vote for a guy who
has gone to court and got found guilty.

-Yeah.
-[Marissa] You'll relate to this.

You have a commander of a unit.
That commander has a standard.

-[Bohdan] Yeah.
-You look up to your leader.

We wouldn't allow that type of behavior
in a leader in the military.

The best generals in the world, in the US,
who are decorated in military service,

they quit, and were like,
"f*ck that dude."

-Yeah.
-[Bohdan] Not take that in consideration?

Like, what the f*ck?

-[Marissa] I know. It's really strange.
-Yeah.

-We're the same people, Bohdan.
-We have to have something different.

-[Marissa] We're the same!
-Are you staying tonight?

I am gonna stay tonight.

-[Bohdan] I will be.
-We have to stay tonight.

I like the night date
'cause it does feel like really fun.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-It's always very chill. It feels sexy.

-Ooh!
-[Marissa] Something about...

Okay. [laughs]

-[Bohdan] All right. Bye, Marissa.
-[Marissa] Bye.

Whoo!

Who am I? Who am I?

"Aw, dude, I think..."

"I think I'm falling in love!
Falling in love!" [laughs]

[pop music playing]

[Alex] I'm gonna open this gift.

Okay, I'm opening it. It's a bracelet.

What is this?

[Tim] So that bracelet
is something my older sister

bought for my middle sister
shortly before she passed away.

And if you read the inscription...

"Love eternal, sis."

So that was from sister to sister.

And, unfortunately,

you don't have the opportunity to meet

the two people that will be your sisters,

but everything I know about them

and everything I know about you,
I know that they love you.

[mouths] Oh, my God.

I wanted to give it
if it felt proper to give it.

And I don't have a doubt in this world...

[Alex sniffles]

[Tim] ...that the right person has it.

[sniffles]

This is something
I feel at my deepest core.

If and when we get out of here as one,

that is how seriously I take it.

That I'm trusting you with that,

something that is
such an important item to me

and ultimately my family.

[sniffles]

Oh, thank you.

Thank you for feeling comfortable
and, like, giving that to me. [sniffles]

I just thought what you said
was, like, so beautiful. [sniffles]

[Tim] Thank you for being worthy of it.

[Alex] Sorry, I just need a second.

Oh, my God. [sniffles, chuckles]

I'm, like, shaking and like,
"Am I even gonna be able to paint now?"

[both laugh]

-I don't even know if I can.
-[Tim] Do you wanna paint?

Do you wanna settle in?

[Alex] Yeah.

All right. I'm awful at painting.

So please keep
your expectations super low.

We should paint something
that we're just feeling at the moment.

-[Tim] Okay, I know what I'm gonna paint.
-We're putting on a smock?

[laughs]

Are you not telling me
what you're gonna paint?

-[Alex] No.
-That's not fair.

If you're doing the same as me,
I'm gonna be annoyed.

[laughing] It might be.

-I already know what you're doing.
-No, you don't. You don't.

[Alex] Yes, I do.

-What am I doing?
-No, I'm not gonna tell you.

-[Tim] Tell me. Listen, I haven't...
-I'll... no.

If it's the same thing that I'm doing,
then my answer is correct.

-That's all I'm gonna say.
-We're gonna see.

♪ I believe, I believe
I believe that you're... ♪

[Tim laughing]

♪ 'Cause love hits harder in love ♪

[vocalizing]

[Monica] I can't believe how good I feel.

[Stephen] Thank you for giving me a chance
to prove I'm more than chatty.

[both laugh]

I love that you're chatty.

You're literally everything I've been,

like, hoping for and praying for.

Besides my dad,

who I always tell you, you remind me of,
like, I'm just not used to

men like you.
I just can't believe I found you.

[Stephen] Speaking of that, I have not
been able to stop thinking about you.

I think it's understandable
to admit that we're both scared.

[Monica] Yeah.

And...

My heart is beating.

Monica, I don't know
what the future holds.

I don't even know
what you look like. [laughs]

but I do know that I genuinely love you.

-Monica Jade Davis.
-Mm.

If you're starting to get a little bored
of that last name,

I was wondering,

will you marry me?

Oh, my gosh.

[exhales]

I need you to know,
'cause I haven't said this yet, but I...

I love you.

And I've been waiting 36 years

to find you.

[voice breaking]
You've made me feel just so safe

and so seen

for, like, all the things
that I care most about, about myself.

You are the kindest, nerdiest, chattiest.

[laughing]

[Monica] Most loving,
compassionate, caring, sweetest man.

Like, I love that you are so proud
of the fact that you're barely that Black.

[laughing]

And that you, when you found out,
like, of course you did.

You're the most curious...

[exhales] ...just kind man.

You went to the library,

and you got those books
about African culture,

and you take your parents to IHOP
when money's tight...

You are perfect.

Um, and I love you so much.

And it would be an honor,

Stephen Matthew Richardson,
to be your wife.

So, yes, absolutely.

Mm!

Mm!

[Stephen] Score!

That's... oh, my...

-[Monica laughs] I can't wait to hug you!
-I know.

-[Monica] I wish I could do it right now.
-Holy sh*t.

I promise I am going to give you
the biggest hug.

[Monica] I know.

It's gonna be
the best hug I've ever gotten.

Wow.

-I can't wait to see you tomorrow!
-[laughing]

-We get to hug! I cannot wait!
-Oh, my God.

[exhales, grunts]

For what it's worth, I'm pretty confident
you're gonna like what you see.

I'm 0% concerned.

-["When the Music Dies" by Kelson playing]
-♪ I'll never leave... ♪

[Stephen] Holy sh*t.

-Hey, Monica.
-Yeah, baby?

-We're gonna get married. [laughing]
-[Monica] Oh, my God!

♪ Oh, don't you worry ♪

♪ I'll never... ♪

Whoo!

[exhales]

[squeals]

-Stick a fork in it, boy, it's done!
-[cheering]

[laughing]

[shouting continues]

♪ Oh, don't you worry ♪

♪ I'll never leave ♪

[Marissa] Hello!

[Ramses in Spanish] Hello!

[in English] Oh, my God. It's Rams.

[in Spanish] My favorite. My girl.

-[Marissa in English] How are you?
-Today's been a lot.

-[Marissa] Really? Why?
-Yeah.

Today's been a lot.
It's just a lot of emotions.

-[Marissa] Did you wanna go home?
-No, no, I wanted to see you.

-[Marissa] Okay.
-I definitely wanted to see you.

This is, like, the perfect way
for me to close out the night, so...

[Marissa] Perfect.
I had some questions I wanted to ask you.

-[Ramses] Okay.
-Are you a handyman?

I can be, yeah.

-[Marissa] Do you like fixing things?
-I can.

Have you ever mounted a TV? [laughs]

I've never mounted a TV,
but I could figure it out.

Like, yeah, I'm very resourceful.

-[Marissa] He's resourceful, okay. Okay.
-Yeah.

Adam Sandler or Will Ferrell?
Who do you like?

-Oh, my God.
-[Marissa] It better...

-There is a right answer.
-There's a right answer?

[Marissa] There's a right answer,
and red flag if you pick the wrong one.

-What?
-Red flag.

I honestly love both of them.

[groans]

But here's the thing. I grew up
on a lot more Will Ferrell movies.

-I thought he was always hilarious, but...
-He's not funny!

-He's funny! They're both funny.
-No!

Okay, Adam Sandler is
the funniest, and, two,

Will Ferrell is so not funny.

Have you seen his earlier stuff?

He's dumb.

-It's like a dumb, like, you know...
-I don't like dumb humor.

-You don't like dumb humor.
-You must like the movie Elf.

I don't. No, I don't.
I don't understand the hype behind Elf.

-Oh, my God.
-[Ramses] I really don't.

We're soulmates.
I don't care. We're soulmates.

-Know what I realized?
-[Marissa] What?

-[Ramses] I never wrote down your age.
-I don't think I wrote down yours either.

-[laughs]
-[Marissa] Holy f*ck!

[Ramses] I was trying to see
if I wrote down your birthday.

[gasps] I don't have your age
anywhere in here!

Oh, my God! Please don't tell me
you're twenty-f*cking-four!

Are you kidding me right now?
Oh, my God. I'm not prepared.

[shouts]

-Help me out! I need to go.
-[Ramses] How old are you?

[Marissa] I'm 31.

-Okay, cool.
-[Marissa] How old are you?

-I'm 34.
-Oh, my God.

-[Ramses] I was...
-[laughing] Blessed be the fruit.

[Ramses] So you're 31.

[Marissa] Okay, you're 34.

-And when is your birthday?
-[Marissa] April 3rd.

I know that you're a Cancer.

-[Ramses] Yes.
-But I don't know your actual birthday.

-[Ramses] My birthday is July 5th.
-Wait, do you know your moon?

[Ramses] Um, is that the first one?

No, you have
your sun, moon and your rising.

[Ramses] So I'm a Cancer Leo Leo.

Don't you dare
say you are a Cancer Leo Leo.

-I'm a Cancer Leo Leo.
-[Marissa] I need to leave.

-[Ramses] Why? Why?
-I need to leave the pods. [exhales]

Is that bad?

[Marissa] It's so good.

-[Ramses laughing]
-It's so good!

-[Ramses] Why is it good?
-I could scream. I, honestly...

-If you wanna get married now, we can.
-I honestly think I have to go tell Bohdi.

-[laughs]
-[Marissa] You make it hard to go.

Oh, God.

[Ramses] You don't have to
if you don't want to.

[laughing]

["Let's Fall Together"
by Robbie Rider playing]

-[Hannah] Katie! Katie!
-[Marissa] He's a Cancer Leo Leo.

You guys don't understand what that means,
but it means the best...

-[laughing]
-The best what?

-The best thing ever?
-I'm gonna cry.

[laughing]

[vocalizing]

♪ But life ain't a fairy tale... ♪

[Bohdan] Today's the most excited I've
been out of all the days to go on a date.

So you're 100% in on Marissa.

Yeah, for sure.

I think Marissa feels great about me.

I think I'm her number one,
although I know she's told someone else

that they are very strongly connected.

You know, I'm 35.

I've been on a few dates.
I've, uh, been in relationships,

and I feel I have a very good sense
of when a girl is very into me.

And I'm happy. I'm very into her.

-["Secret Lover" playing]
-♪ Feelin' so brand-new ♪

♪ Whenever it's us two ♪

♪ Now that I've found you
Can't live without ya ♪

Let's go, boys!

Hi!

Marissa!

-How's it going?
-[Bohdan] Fantastic.

-How are you doing?
-[Marissa] I'm doing well.

-All right, well, I have to talk to you.
-[Bohdan] Huh?

I have to talk to you. I, um,

I think I am, like, really sure
about how I feel about Ramses.

I wasn't even, like, planning on...
I had no plans of this.

This is just how I feel
coming out of my last date.

-Yeah.
-And I just wanted to be honest with you.

I have feelings for you.

I feel like my feelings with Ramses are...

Stronger.

They're stronger,
but they're also, like, more romantic.

-Okay, that's fair.
-[Marissa] I think.

-I think, like... I don't know.
-You're ready to focus on one person?

I am ready to focus on Ramses.
I do feel very confident about that.

[Bohdan] No, I love it for you and him.
Very excited for you guys.

No hard feelings whatsoever.

-No hard feelings. Okay.
-No hard feelings.

-[Marissa] I think you're great.
-I think you're great too.

I actually thought there would be
possibly a future with you and I.

Yeah, yeah, I could foresee that, um...

-But, yes, very happy for you guys.
-Okay.

-[Marissa] You handle everything so great.
-[laughing]

-[Marissa] I'm panicking!
-Why?

[Marissa] Because I really have
a very strong connection with you as well.

I just wanted to be honest with you.

♪ Well, I was dreaming
I was dreaming love ♪

♪ That we were floating
Through the city streets... ♪

-This is weird. What do we do from here?
-I think we leave, probably.

-We leave, yeah.
-[Bohdan] All right.

Bye, Marissa.
You're gonna hear a whoop still.

I better. I will be very sad
if I didn't hear it.

-[Bohdan] Whoo!
-[both laugh]

Whoo!

I'm very happy with the experiment.

I'd go as far to say I feel,
like, 90% positive that love is blind.

Oh, God.

It's something I've made peace with.
I will go home alone.

♪ Falling, falling ♪

♪ Feel the weight
Of the world pulling down again ♪

♪ And I know it's true ♪

So did you
actually break up with Leo or no?

Girl, like, I tried.
Like, he wouldn't let me.

What? I hate that for Brittany.

[Hannah] When I think of Leo and Brittany,
it worries me because,

like, she's freaking wonderful.

And I thought Leo was wonderful.

I never wanna be manipulated,

and that's kind of
what I felt like he was doing to me.

I think she deserves to know
how he reacted.

He was yelling at me.

He was like, "If I propose right now,
get on my knee now, what will you say?"

"Are you gonna say yes?
I don't care if you love him. Blah blah."

I don't know if he's just, like,
spiraling or if he's confused,

and I did not want to sway your opinion,

but I felt if he was saying that sh*t
to you, I would wanna know.

[Brittany] Yeah.

[Hannah] Don't want someone like that.

-I appreciate you telling me.
-[Hannah] Yeah.

I don't know.
I think I should shut up, but... [laughs]

No, it is all good.

Okay, okay, okay.

I just feel like you think I'm crying
or upset because of you or something.

Obviously, I don't even care about him.
I don't wanna hurt your feelings.

[Brittany] I know.

[laughs] I needed a drink.

[Nick D] So you okay?

Yeah, man, it's just, uh,
it's just a weird situation.

Yeah, yeah.

It's a tough situation, bro.

Boys, we know this isn't about us.
I don't even need to reiterate that.

-Of course.
-But last night, she was crying so hard.

-She started out this way?
-[Leo] She didn't.

-I was very direct.
-[Nick D] You want some clarity.

I want some clarity,
and she was so emotional

that she literally could not form words.

It wasn't what I was saying.
It was the tone.

I wish I could have been more like,
"Brittany, I'm really confused..."

-Brittany? Or...
-Sorry.

-Hannah.
-Get it out now!

I'm like, "Uh, Hannah, um..."
Now, I've lost my train of thought.

[Stephen] You're good.

I would've thought that
if she was thinking some way with you,

I would've thought that we would've
at least had more of a conversation first.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

And the irony is I would have thought

that Hannah would have shown me strength.
It's not saying she's not strong.

It's about the strength
you're willing to give.

And she was not willing
to give me strength.

She didn't wanna sit there and talk.
That's very telling.

Our feelings for each other were
reaffirmed yesterday and are very strong.

I'm not gonna lie. We told each other
we loved each other, like, ten times.

-[Leo] Dude.
-[Nick D] She's like, "You're the one."

Not to take anything about...
from your conversation.

She may come down and plan to be,
like, breaking things off with me.

-Yeah, yeah.
-We don't know each other's decision.

But, like, I'm seeing her today,
and I told her I wanted to see her today.

Like, I'm really... confused.

It's just a weird situation.

-[pop music playing]
-♪ You ain't nothing but a heartbreaker ♪

♪ You ain't nothing but a game player ♪

♪ You think you own the world... ♪

[Marissa] You got this.

♪ Never met a girl like me ♪

♪ I'mma be your soul taker ♪

[exhales]

-Hi.
-Hi.

[Leo] Um, I'm so sorry, Hannah.

[clears throat]
Like, the way I treated you last night,

to raise my voice
when you were in such a vulnerable state.

It was unbecoming of me as a man.

And honestly, I will regret how I acted
for the rest of my days.

I'm so sorry.

Yeah.

It was... it was overwhelming. [exhales]

I don't think
I've cried that hard in my life.

[exhales]

Like, I completely agree,
like, there's that...

I feel the passion, but I don't think
I've. like, ever experienced that before,

being treated like that, I guess.

I felt, like, shame.

Like, and embarrassment,
'cause, like, that is not me.

I literally haven't cried in probably
ten years. I don't cry. It's insane.

I felt like I was just getting, like,
put in a corner and I couldn't move.

Um...

And that's on me. [sniffles]

That was such a horrible side of me.

I'm not gonna try and justify it
or make excuses, but...

[hesitates] Do you at least forgive me?

Yeah, I do.

Thank you.

You are, like, such a fantastic person.

Your story, your life,
like, your dedication, your ambition.

Like, you are so f*cking incredible.
Like, so incredible

You too. That's what drew me
to you in the first place.

Like, I loved our conversations.

Like, I think
we had, like, a fabulous f*cking time.

With you, it was so special.

It's just that, like, feeling that I have
for my other person is just not there.

Yeah.

Fact is we're not compatible.

Honestly, like,
Nick is everything that, like, I'm not.

He's calm. He's collected. He's wise.

I think he's
more compassionate than I'll ever be.

-Nick is better for you.
-And I know that.

-[Leo] It's true.
-I've known that this whole entire time.

He's my person, you know?

That's exactly how I feel about Brittany.

I know what I want.

You know what you want.

You and Nick are meant to be.

-And me and Brittany were meant to be.
-She is fantastic.

I know. With what
I've put her through, like,

I would understand if she f*cking says no.

I hope that I didn't let,
the greatest woman

of my life slip through my fingers.

If there's one thing
I would ask you to do for me...

[Hannah] Mm-hmm.

[Leo] ...is I would, like, beg of you

to tell Brittany
that, like, it really was mutual

and that, like,
I really genuinely care for her.

And I'm honestly, like, I'm scared.
Like, I don't know what she's gonna say.

Like, I'm scared that she's gonna think

that I'm choosing her
because, like, she's my second option.

Hannah, we both broke up with each other,
but I just hope, like...

If you, like...

I don't know. If you just, like,
let her know, like, how f*cking much...

Like, I'm sitting here talking to you,
and all I can think about

is just wanting
to get down on one knee for Brittany.

-Like, it's literally all I wanna do.
-Then why did you do that last night?

[Leo] I felt, like, betrayed,
and I felt like we were both gonna be

taking as much time as possible
to make this, like, informed decision.

I was mad,

but, like, I realized that,
like, Brittany is who my heart wanted,

who my heart has always wanted.

Like, I literally... I wanted...

I told the producers in the morning
to cancel our date.

That's not what you told me last night.

[Leo] I'm not here trying
to talk to you about Brittany.

All I can tell you
is I just hope that she chooses me.

Yeah, that's y'all's business,
because, like...

[Leo] I know you and Nick
are perfect for each other.

-I know we're perfect for each other.
-He's a stud, by the way. You lucked out.

I don't care if he was
the ugliest man in the world.

I don't care if he made zero dollars.
I don't care if he's weird, whatever.

Just, like, who he is as a person,
like, I know him. Like, I know him.

I love Nick. Like, Nick is my man.

I think Brittany is fantastic,

and Brittany can make her own decisions.

I don't have your conversations.
I'm not gonna be like, "He chose you."

I'm not gonna discuss it
any further with her

because it's not my business.
It's y'all's. Um...

That's what scares me is I just...
we don't have to talk about it anymore.

We're both clear-headed about it.
I'm really glad that you found your one.

-[Hannah] Me too.
-He's the one for you.

I know.

-I know he is.
-And I found mine.

That's cool, man.

♪ I don't wanna
I don't wanna see you anymore ♪

♪ Feelin' good, feelin' good
Walking out the door ♪

♪ I don't wanna
I don't wanna see you anymore ♪

♪ Feelin' good, feelin' good
Walking out the door ♪

-[Nick D] Doing all right?
-[Leo] Said what needed to be said.

And trust me, man,
you are the one for her.

-She's the one for you, bro.
-I love it, man. I appreciate that, man.

Thank you.

[Leo] Not that you thought
anything to the contrary, but...

No, man.
You're a f*cking great dude. Come on.

-Yeah.
-There's a reason why she liked you.

And there's a reason why she loves you.

Yeah. Well, thanks for saying that.

-Cheers, bro.
-[Nick D] Thanks for saying that. Cheers.

How do you feel?

I wanna respect what Hannah said to me.
I'm just gonna wait until she comes in.

-Yeah. Feel it. See what she says.
-You know?

-[Brittany] I'll figure out what's up.
-[Ashley A] You will.

[Brittany] But he's essentially in sales.
He could be manipulating me.

-Yeah, yeah, he could.
-I don't know what's happening anymore.

-No, I know. Same. I'm...
-[laughing]

-[Brittany groans]
-Oh.

-I cried so much yesterday.
-Now, you're empowered

Now I feel like,
"Oh, now, it's my decision." [laughing]

-Yeah, yeah.
-The tables have turned.

-Yeah, in your favor, yeah.
-What a fool. [laughs]

And I feel bad for Hannah.
She didn't have to go through all that.

[Ashley A] Yeah.

[exhales]

Come sit if you want.

[Hannah] My stomach
is really eating itself.

Oh, God.

[sighs]

How was it?

[groans] That man is con...

I don't know.

Last night, he was like,
"I wanted to have my date with you first."

"I wanna get there with you so bad."
And then today, he's like,

"Yeah, like, it's totally a mutual
breakup." And I was like, "Is it?"

'Cause I was like... I don't know.

I just thought of you
and how special you are.

Like, "Why would you drag me and you along
if you knew that Brittany was the one?"

"If Brittany's the one,
then Brittany's the f*cking one."

And he was like, "Will you just please
speak to Brittany for me? Just please."

-And I was like...
-Speak to her about what?

That he loves her so much.

I was like, I'm not gonna come in here
and be like, "He really loves you,"

'cause I don't f*cking know.

-And I don't know either.
-Yeah.

-[Brittany] The angel was here yesterday.
-[laughing] Yeah.

-Yeah.
-Not today.

It's your decision.

-[pop music playing]
-♪ You stopped reminding me ♪

♪ Our love is a ghost ♪

[laughing] Oh, my God!

[laughing]

I'm laughing at your painting!

Oh, my God!

[laughing] Does that mean
that it's better than yours?

-You can say it. It's okay.
-[Alex] Wow.

-[Tim] I'm glad you love it.
-[laughing]

[Tim] My artistic vision come to life.

I am going to frame this.

[Tim] Oh, please do.

And I already got it appraised,
and it's priceless, so...

We have a certified art dealer over here.

[both laughing]

-[Alex] Well, did you see mine?
-I do.

It's actually really, really good.

-[Alex] You see all the shading?
-[Tim] I do. It's really good.

You know, it's not as good,
but it's really good.

[both laughing]

-How are you?
-[Alex] Good. How are you?

-Thank you for the flowers.
-[Tim] Of course. Of course.

I wrote a couple of words.

This is something that one day
will be able to hand-deliver,

but I'm gonna read it out loud.

Okay.

[Tim] "Mr. Bird..."

[laughs] Not Mr. Bird.

[Tim] "Thank you for bringing Alex
into this world."

"You raised a kind, intelligent,
driven and resilient daughter

who became a place of warmth
and comfort and peace for me

almost as soon as I heard her voice."

"Before I make my vows to her,

I want to make my vow to you

that I will treat her
with the amount of dignity and respect

that I would treat
one of my own parents' daughters,

which soon I hope to make her."

"With the ultimate amount
of love and respect in my heart,

I kindly ask for your daughter's hand
in marriage for a lifetime."

"Respectfully, Tim Drake Godbee."

So with that being said,
I would like you to stand up.

Alex, people don't always
get what they deserve in this world.

But I do know that if you do the work
and stay consistent in that work,

you get what you earn.

I wanna promise you
that I'm gonna wake up every day

and continue to earn this,
and I don't wanna take it for granted.

I've done a lot of things
for the first time here,

but one thing I didn't know I would do
was open myself up and feel so safe.

[shuddering]

Safe and warm. [laughing]

And allow you to bring out things in me

that I didn't even know were there.

[sniffles]

[sniffles]

Alex Marie Bird, will you marry me?

[exhales]

-Duh!
-[laughing]

[Tim sniffles]

Of course. Of course.
Absolutely, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

-[laughing]
-Of course.

[Tim] I didn't know
what was gonna come out.

That's what I did.
I don't regret a word of it.

I can't wait to meet your family,

I can't wait to introduce you to my family

and hopefully start
a family of our own one day.

Now is the beginning of me and you.

I love you.

Love you.

[laughing]

I never thought
I would cry doing it. [laughs]

Mm. I don't know why you're surprised.

You are a crier.

[laughing]

I just wanna say thank you.
Thank you for making this journey so easy.

Thank you for being so consistent.

Thank you for not holding back.

I really do love you,

and I really wanna get married to you.

And I did want you to know
that I am wearing your sister's bracelet,

just because it's kind of like a symbol,
like they're here.

Thank you. [sniffles]

I appreciate it,

and, like, I want you to know,
it does mean everything to me. [sniffles]

I just wanted to make sure
I said all that to you.

[Tim] I love you.

I love you.

[Tim] Okay.

Well, hold that painting tight.
I worked hard on it.

-[scoffs] You best believe I will.
-[Tim laughing]

-[Alex] Okay, bye.
-Okay, bye.

["Love Is All" by Somer playing]

♪ All we need
To change this world to what... ♪

[cheering]

I'm a fiancée! [laughing]

[laughing]

-[man] Come on, baby!
-[man 2] Bring it on!

[cheering]

[shouting]

[laughing]

[Tim laughs, shouts]

♪ Change this world to what we know
That it could be ♪

♪ Take my hand to what we know
That it could be ♪

[Monica] When I think about
this incredible person I found here,

I can't help but just feel so grateful

for how everything has worked out.

[pop music playing]

[clicks tongue]

[exhales]

♪...till someone told me... ♪

I've stood by
my best friends at their weddings.

I've shown up to the baptisms,
the birthday parties.

I'm a very confident,
sure of myself person,

but it's hard to be 36 and single.

♪ I've been here before... ♪

I have spent so much of my adult life
prioritizing things like

what fancy job they had
and all the travel they'd done,

but, like, I'm looking at that mirror

and seeing myself
for the first time and realizing,

like, how wrong I've been doing it.

And I found someone
who hasn't done those things,

is not those things,
and he feels so perfect for me.

♪ I love you to pieces
I love you to pieces... ♪

He wakes up every morning
at four o'clock in the morning, and, like,

[exhales]

goes out and works hard,

and he went through his whole life
thinking he was Italian,

and then his dad found out
he was, like, three-fourths Black.

And Stephen, like, ran off to a bookstore

and bought books about his dad's
African cultures and communities.

Like, that's who he is.

He is, like, the most compassionate, kind,

open-minded... human.

[Stephen] It's gonna be a nice perk
if she's really pretty, of course.

I mean, I half expect

just that blue, wavy wall
to be in a dress walking down that aisle,

and I'd still be in love with it,
you know?

We'd have to figure out how things
are gonna work in the bedroom,

but I mean,
we'll get there when we get there.

[dramatic music playing]

The worst that could happen
is she could look at me and go, "Eww,"

or the worst that could happen
is that she says, "You know what?"

"I took some time. I thought about it.
I'm not ready to get married."

But "eww" would definitely hurt more,
like, that would... [exhales]

The physical piece of it, I'm hoping that
that feels really natural between us.

Like, I can get the "ick" very easily,

and I've gotten the "ick" from, like,
the best looking men in the world.

It has nothing to do with the physical.
It's just that chemistry.

That makes me a little nervous.

[dramatic music playing]

[exhales]

[exhales]

-Hi.
-Hey.

[inhaling]

-[Stephen] Hello.
-Hi.

[Stephen] How are you?

[pop music playing]

-[Monica gasps]
-Yeah.

[gasps] You're so cute!

♪ We'll be reaching new heights ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ We'll be reaching new heights ♪

[Stephen] Let's sit down.

-I wanna sit down.
-Yeah, you wanna? Okay.

-Are you okay?
-[exhales] Yeah.

[Stephen] Okay, sit down.

[Monica sighs]

I have the ring.

-Bust.
-Oh, my God.

-Your curly hair's perfect.
-Thank you.

[Monica exhales]

[Stephen exhales]

It's so pretty.

Come sit.

I also brought something else.

Something you can sleep in tonight.

-And enjoy.
-[laughs] What is it?

It's just literally the shirt off my back
that I came in with.

-Oh!
-[Stephen] Waiting for you.

Thank you.

Am I what you thought I would look like?

I had no idea.

I was trying, but I had, like...

I just pictured, like,
a question mark for a head.

-I'll be honest.
-[laughs] Same.

But you are...

Wow. Gorgeous.

Thank you. Thank you.

-I'm like, this is so crazy.
-I know, isn't it?

-Wow.
-[exhales]

-I'm so happy to be here with you.
-Me too.

You are gorgeous.

Thank you.

[laughs]

[Stephen] Mm.

You're really pretty.

-Thank you. Thank you.
-You are beautiful.

-You want me to give you a twirl? Okay.
-Yes!

Ready?

[exhales]

-I can't believe I have a ring on.
-I know.

-Holy sh*t! What the f*ck?
-We're doing this, girl.

-[laughing]
-What the f*ck?

Will you give me a little twirl?

Let's see.

Don't go too fast.

Oh, sh*t. Okay.

-All right. Oh, my...
-Ooh. Ooh.

Ooh.

-[Stephen] Yeah.
-[Monica] Ooh. Mm. Mm!

[laughing]

-Hi.
-Hi.

-You sound the way you sound!
-I know! Isn't it wild?

-So do I sound the way I sound?
-Yes, you do.

-Wow. Hi.
-[laughs] Hi.

[Stephen exhales]

And you taste really good too.

-Thank you so much.
-[laughs]

-You have a really pretty smile.
-Thank you. So do you.

You are so easy to talk to.

So are you.

You're pretty f*cking amazing.

Thank you. So are you.

-Our souls are, like, the same...
-I know.

Our hearts and our minds...

Wow.

Oh, my God.

-It's weird. It's crazy.
-It is.

But this whole thing is,
and it's terrifying.

-Yeah.
-But, like...

-I'm pretty good at keeping my promises.
-Yeah?

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

Yeah.

[exhales] I hope so.

[chuckles]

["Don't Stop Dreaming"
by Philip Peter Dudley Panton playing]

I love you.

I love you.

-I really do.
-Me too. Wow.

-I really do. I can't believe it.
-Wow.

-I really f*cking love you.
-Yeah.

-I'm engaged! To a hot, sweet man.
-[chuckles]

[sniffs] I'm, like,
blown away by this gorgeous,

stunning ring that's on my finger,

but, like, if I'm being really honest,
I'm more excited to have this.

Truly. It means more to me. Um...

Yeah. [exhales]

I'm just... I'm really happy.

That girl is... everything.

And I'm about to marry her.

♪ Don't stop dreaming ♪

♪ We burn like a fire ♪

♪ We light up the darkness
Lightning inside of us ♪

♪ Can you feel the spark
That's inside of us? ♪

♪ Keep going and don't give up... ♪

Okay, bye! I'll miss you.

[exhales]

♪And don't stop dreaming ♪

♪ Keep on believing... ♪

[blows]

♪ And don't stop dreaming ♪

♪ And don't stop dreaming ♪

-[Ramses] Hello, my love!
-[Marissa] Hi, babe!

-[Ramses] How are you doing?
-Good. Oh, my God, what is this?

-I have a note?
-[Ramses] I left a note for you.

-[Marissa] You want me to read it?
-[Ramses] Yeah, you can.

[both laughing]

Hola, mi amor.

[both laughing]

[Marissa] "I am trying
to find the right words

to convey everything I'm feeling
in this moment."

"I came into this experience
scared and nervous

about what it meant
to fully open myself up

and allow someone
to see me for who I truly am."

"That being said, I knew from early on
that you would be the one for me."

"You've held all of my vulnerability
with tenderness and grace."

"I feel safe in this space
we've cultivated together."

"I'm trying to wrap my mind around
all the ways we align

when it comes to life and love,

and it feels like

the universe has been
conspiring in our favor."

"You are the love I desire."

[laughing] I love that. Like...

"Just hearing the sound
of your voice elevates my spirit."

"I feel warmth in my chest
in anticipation of every date."

"I don't know that I can imagine
a life that doesn't include you in it."

"I want to hold you close."

"I wanna tuck you into the spaces
between my heartbeat."

"And I promise that in that space,

you'll never need
to question my love for you."

"Can't wait to see
where this journey takes us."

-"Your love, Ramses."
-[both laughing]

Um, I love this,
and I thank you, and I love you.

Love you too.

"You are the love I desire" though?
What is that?

-That's from, like, a Bridgerton novel!
-[laughing]

That's like, "You are the love I desire!"

Like, do you know how much
I've wanted to hear that?

-[sighs]
-[Ramses] Oh, man.

-I can't wait for you to read this to me.
-[Ramses laughs]

[Marissa] No, I'm sure Bohdi told you,

but I ended things with him.

[Ramses] Well, yeah, I saw him come
in early, so I figured.

[Marissa] After our date,
I was 100% sure of my feelings.

-That's good.
-[Marissa] I didn't wanna go lie to him.

Me and Bohdi, we have some similarities

in the sense
that we were both married once.

And, like, both of our parents...

You both are open, too,
very progressive in your thinking.

[Ramses] Yeah, that as well, yeah.

We do have similarities,

but, like, outside of that though
just our temperament, and, like...

If you see us, we're just,
like, we're two different people.

So that's why...

I think that's why I got, like, a little
in my head about it, 'cause I'm like,

I was like, "I know she mentioned
that she wanted someone more chill,

and, like, laid back, and, like,
more, you know, measured type of thing."

So I was like, "Why..."

-"Why is she talking to this man?"
-[Ramses] "Why is she still dating Bohdi?"

He's military, and y'all probably,
you know, have that in common.

Yeah, we had a lot in common, yeah.

[Ramses] But I was just, like,
struggling trying to figure out why.

Is she, like, being honest about that?

-Yeah.
-I got really in my head that night.

[Marissa] I think why
it's like you and I work.

I'm the more extroverted, like,

talkative, blah, blah, blah.

-And your calm, it brings...
-[Ramses] Balance. Yeah.

I think I'll finally just be able
to breathe around you

in a way that I can't with other people.

-I think I'm gonna feel very safe.
-Mm-hmm.

Um, and not feel like
you're gonna run out on me.

[Ramses] Yeah.

[Marissa] Which is my big fear
in every relationship.

My fear is, like... [exhales]

...what if you just stop loving me?

-Guys always really like me.
-Mm-hmm.

And my personality, my looks,
I have no issue with them, like, being...

Like, the longevity part?

[Marissa] Yeah, it's the longevity part.

It's why I, like, wanted
to come to this experiment,

because I, like, think with the looks
and the personality,

I think people can be enamored at times.

"What if Ramses is so into me now..."
You love me.

I'm just trying to remember that,
like, you don't know what I look like.

-And you still love me even if I'm...
-[Ramses] Exactly. Yeah.

[Marissa] You ever think I'll be,
like, too much?

[Ramses] Uh...

[hesitates] No, like,

'cause we talked about it,
and you mentioned how like...

you're talking a lot here,
and you're bubbly,

but, like, you do have your moments...

-[Marissa] Yeah.
-Where you do need to be on your own.

-[inhales]
-[Marissa] Mm-hmm.

And as long as, like,
that's the case, I think it'll be fine.

I, like, really love
who you are as a person,

and I don't want you to worry about,
like, me randomly leaving you.

If I love you, you're gonna see it,
and feel it, like, you know, every day.

Once I'm locked in,
like, I'm locked in, so... [chuckles]

-Okay, okay.
-[both laugh]

-Thank you.
-[Ramses] You're welcome.

-I needed to be reassured.
-[Ramses] Yeah.

I don't want you, like, to have to
question, like, my love for you.

"Tuck me into the space
between your heartbeat."

[laughing] Please stop!
Now I feel corny about that, like...

No, I swear, I love it.

You don't even know!

[exhales]

[sighs]

-["In My Arms" by Nicky Sparkles playing]
-♪ In my arms ♪

♪ I'll hold you ♪

♪ I'll hold you ♪

♪ In my arms ♪

-Oh, I like these flowers!
-[Nick D] Uh-huh.

I'm so certain about us,

but this experiment,
there was so much uncertainty.

You know, there's just always that doubt
in the back of your mind that creeps in.

Life throws you curveballs, right?

Sometimes it just makes me so nervous

'cause it is
such a hard thing to do, right?

It's scary.

Right.

But I don't feel, like, scared anymore.
I just feel sure.

You are, like, everything
that, like, I could truly dream of.

I just wanna give you the entire world,

like, all my love,
my soul, my heart to you,

-[Nick D] Mm-hmm.
-'Cause you're such a divine human.

You're open. You're honest.
You're fun. You're exciting.

The more I talk to you,
the more I'm like, "Wow."

Like, you're just,
like, full of surprises,

and every single time you open your mouth,
like, I get just more and more excited.

I can't wait to walk in here
and hear your voice.

It's like the best feeling in the world.

Amen, Hannah.

I literally can't, like,
stop thinking about you.

I feel, like, crazy.

You're the most beautiful person I've...
I've never met.

You like that?

Yeah, that was really good.
I really liked that.

You're good with your words, Nick.

[laughs] I'm speaking from the heart,
and look, like, I know how I feel.

Are you standing,
or are you sitting right now?

I'm sitting.

-Can you stand for me?
-Yes, sir.

[chuckles] "Yes, sir."

[exhales] Okay, I'm, uh,
getting down on one knee right now.

Hannah.

You know, the first time we talked,

I knew I'd found
a really good friend in the future.

By the third time we talked,

I kind of knew
I had a best friend for life,

and shortly after that, you know...

[chuckles] ...I realized
I had found my true love,

my woman, "Mrs. Suave."

[laughing]

[sighs]

All those feelings that you bring
into my life, I'm so grateful for you.

And I literally cannot wait

to spend the rest of my life
with your beautiful a*s.

I cannot wait.

And I can honestly say you're my...

[chuckles] ...you're gonna be my wife.

I love you so f*cking much.

I love you to death.

So, you know, Hannah Michelle Dorka...

[laughs]

[Nick D] You know, I want to know
if you will marry me.

Yes.

[laughing] Yes!

[laughing]

Yes, every day! Yes!

Oh, my gosh. [laughing]

[gasps]

-I love you. I love you.
-I love you.

-I'm in love with you.
-[Nick D] I love you.

I'm covering my face right now,

'cause my face is redder than this
carpet right in front of me right now.

I cannot...

I wish I could give you
a big kiss on those cheeks.

I know. Can I make out
with this wall right in front of me?

[laughing]

This is unbelievable.

I... I... you know how I feel about you,

but I wanted to let you know
that, like, this is it.

This is the last time I'm getting down
on one knee for anybody.

You're my woman.

[Hannah] I can't wait
to spend my life with you.

I can't wait.

This is the first chapter,
you know, in our story.

What a first f*cking chapter it is.

I just can't wait to live life.

-You're the love of my life.
-You're the love of my life.

-Should we toast it up?
-We should!

-[cork pops]
-[both] Ooh!

What are we gonna toast to? The Dorkas?

[Nick D laughs] Let's toast to the Dorkas.

-[Hannah] All right.
-You wanna do it?

[Hannah] To the love of my life,
to my soulmate,

to the most passionate I've ever felt
in my entire life.

-Amen. Amen.
-[Hannah] To the Dorkas.

-To the Dorkas. Cheers.
-[Hannah] To the Dorkas.

[laughs]

[Nick D] Can I pour the rest
of this on you and lick it off?

-Nick, now is not the time.
-What? [laughing]

Isn't it crazy I'm gonna get a chance
to see you tomorrow?

I know. How do you feel?

[exhales] Oh, my gosh.
I mean, like, I'm just so...

-If I'm awkward, I'm awkward, okay?
-I'm gonna be awkward as f*ck too!

[laughing]

You know, these feelings
are tough for me too,

but I love you.

I can't wait to see you.

I've met my wife.

You met your wife. You've met your match.

I've met my match.

You are so f*cking special.

I feel like so many people
don't understand how special you are,

and I'm like, I feel so thankful
that, like, I know you for who you are.

Yeah. Thank you for saying that.

I'm so happy I got to not meet you,
but talk to you,

and, like, I can't even express
how happy it is

to spend the rest of my life with you.

-I'm so in love with you, Nick.
-Okay, I love you.

-I love you, Hannah.
-I love you.

[Nick D] Wow.

Yes, sir! [laughs]

[women shouting]

-["More Than That" playing]
-♪ Your heavy heart ♪

♪ Leaves room for selfish charm... ♪

[Alex] This is really the beginning
of the rest of our lives.

I really just wanna hear his voice,
and match his face,

and just be like, "Wow, this is the man
I've fallen in love with."

"This is who I'm spending forever with."

♪ Maybe this time will be the time... ♪

[Tim] Alex saying yes to me
reaffirms everything

that I already knew I was here for.

♪ This time will be the time
You finally see the light... ♪

I know she's the woman
I've been waiting for.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I don't know Tim's type.

I'm not a size two.

I definitely have curves,
definitely a little thick, thick baddie.

If he is used to a really,
really, really small, petite girl...

I don't know. I hope he's okay with it.

If that is a dealbreaker,

then he's not the man
that I thought he was.

[dramatic music playing]

[laughing]

[Tim] I knew it!

-Oh, my God!
-I knew you was fine!

I knew it!
I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! [laughs]

-Hi.
-Hello.

-How are you?
-How are you?

[Alex] Good! I can't believe it.

[Tim laughing]

-["Ocean of You" playing]
-♪ You've got my heart racing... ♪

-[Alex] I'm shaking.
-[laughing]

Hi, how are you?

-Hi!
-[laughing]

-How are you?
-Good! How are you?

-I'm wonderful.
-Oh, my God.

[laughing]

-This is crazy.
-[laughing]

[Alex exhales]

-[laughing]
-Hi. Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.

-[Tim] I know. Yeah.
-[exhales]

Can we sit?

I don't know. Yeah, apparently,
there's a bench somewhere.

-Come on. [laughing]
-Okay.

[Tim] Oh, man.

[Alex exhales] How are you?

I'm wonderful. I'm wonderful.

-More wonderful than I've ever been.
-[laughs]

-How are you?
-Good.

-Do I look like what you thought?
-No.

-What? In a good way or bad way?
-[laughing]

-Didn't know what it was gonna look like.
-What?

-Oh, really?
-I had no idea. I try not to picture it.

-Do you feel good? [chuckles]
-Yeah.

-I'm just super nervous about everything.
-I know.

It's fine. Nothing's here
but me and you. [laughs]

-It's just me and you.
-[both sighing]

[sighs] I feel like I can finally breathe.
Oh, my God.

-[laughs]
-I've been so nervous.

This is so, like, weird.

-[exhales]
-Mm.

Am I anything that you thought
I was gonna look like?

-No, you look wonderful. Wonderful.
-Thank you.

-Hopefully, I'm not ugly.
-No.

I didn't know what to imagine.

I'm glad I didn't.

-I really like your freckles.
-Yeah, hey, I'm glad you noticed that.

-I didn't tell you. It's a surprise.
-No, you didn't.

-I get my freckles from my grandfather.
-Oh, okay, nice.

Yeah, so my grandfather has freckles.

-My mother has freckles.
-Mm-hmm.

-You remember I had my grandfather's ring?
-No, I see.

Oh, I like it, 'cause my dad
has, like, this type of jewelry too.

[Tim] Yeah, yeah. I gotta add one.

So I guess switch some fingers
and make it work.

Yeah.

-You didn't tell me you had a nose ring.
-Oh, I know. Surprise!

[laughing]

Most people don't notice it
at first, honestly.

Well, most people ain't me.

Well... surprise.

-Why, is it a problem?
-[laughs] No, of course not.

-My older sister had a nose ring.
-Really?

And funny enough,
my dad got mad when she got it.

Oh, yeah? No, I've had it since I was 18.

-My sister got it when she turned 18.
-My stepmom has hers.

-So I knew it was approved.
-I like it. I like the hoop too.

-Yeah.
-It's like a statement.

Yeah, exactly.
It's not going anywhere. [chuckles]

-Does it feel real?
-[sighs] No.

Yeah, it's crazy.

You don't look like a crier,
but you've been crying this whole time.

-I cried more with you than I have...
-The dog.

-Please, do not. Do not. Do not. Do not.
-No, hold on. Wait! Pause!

-I ain't just "the dog."
-We've been laughing at "the dog."

-I am not "the dog..."
-Please do not say it.

-Please do not have to say it. Wrap it up.
-Don't ever forget it.

-I hate that you say that so much.
-I love that you hate it.

-I hate that you say that.
-Love that you hate it.

-I don't wanna stop looking at you.
-[laughing] I know.

-You wore red.
-Yeah.

-It's the color of the dogs.
-Yeah.

I'm trying to focus
on just the red. [laughing]

-Focus on the red.
-[laughing]

-Eyes up. [laughing]
-Yeah.

-No, seriously, eyes up.
-I know.

-I'm not down here.
-Huh?

[laughs] I'm not down there.

[chuckles] Why you do that to me?

[laughing]

You should have known.

We're gonna have to call animal control
because of the dog.

-Please! Please!
-[laughing]

-Will you please stop saying that?
-[laughing]

So I got a confession.

-My bottom teeth are a little bit crooked.
-So are mine.

Yeah, but that's... [laughing]

Ain't nothing but the dog in me.

[laughing]

Please! I said, "Say it one more time..."

Ain't nothing but the dog in me! [laughs]

-Stop saying "the dog." Oh, my God.
-That's about when you walk away.

-It's so cringy! Stop!
-One thing, I said, "Stop saying..."

I love it. I told you I was gonna say it.

[growls, laughs]

Okay, I'm sorry, okay.

-I'm not really sorry.
-No, you're not.

-Okay, I'm sorry.
-Don't ruin the moment!

Okay! I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm a moment-ruiner, but...

-[pop music playing]
-♪ I'm getting hot... ♪

-I still love you.
-Me too.

Okay. All right.

Woof woof. Woof woof.

Please stop! [laughing]

-[laughing]
-"Woof, woof, woof." It's so annoying.

[vocalizing]

-I'll see you in Mexico.
-Okay.

-I love you.
-Mm.

Love you.

[Tim] Mm. Mm.

-[Alex] See you. Bye.
-Bye.

Bye.

I'mma watch you walk. Let me see.

Looking at...
my f*cking pant leg, god damn.

-[both laughing]
-[Tim] sh*t.

I cannot with you.

Oh, man.

[Alex] He is cute.

Bye.

[Tim laughs]

♪ You make me shiver, baby
You make me shake... ♪

Okay.

♪ You make me shiver, baby
You make me shake ♪

[Leo] All I can do is just

show her how much I love her
and pop the question.

This is the, uh, most important question
you'll ask in your life, man.

-Bye. Good luck.
-[exhales] I'm fine.

-You got this.
-[Monica] Bye, babe.

[Leo exhales]

[sighs]

[dramatic music playing]

[Brittany sighs]

Oh, how the tables have turned.

[Leo grunts, clears throat]

I knew walking in here...

-[Brittany] Mm-hmm.
-...this wasn't going to be easy.

I, um...

[chuckles]

[hesitates] I just...

I'm so in love with you, Brittany, I...

[exhales]

Can I, um, say something that I wrote?

Please.

I've never in my life

written a letter this long.
Let me just tell you that right now.

Ever.

[Leo] Ooh.

If my friends saw this,
they would not know who I was.

[Leo exhales]

[Brittany] It's just how I was feeling.

-Okay.
-[Brittany] Okay.

-[sighs] Uh...
-[inhales]

[Brittany] "Leo,

I tried to start writing
a sweet letter full of love

and my feelings towards you,

but the truth is, I crossed it all out

because I'm still hurt."

[exhales]

[sniffles, exhales]

["Be Careful What You Wish For"
by Nineoneone playing]

[sighs] f*ck. Let me get a tissue.

♪ Baby, I need some time alone... ♪

♪ To be by myself... ♪

[both exhale]

[Brittany] "Everything that happened..."

♪ I wish everything would stop... ♪

[sighs]

♪ Just let me breathe ♪

[exhales] Hold on.

Sure.

[exhales]

"After the second day,
you were the only one for me,

the only person
I looked forward to talking to every day."

"You have never been anything..."

[exhales]

"...except completely honest to me..."

[sniffles]

"...about any other connection you have."

"It would have been easier for you
not to tell me that."

[Leo sighs]

[inhales, gasps]

"But right now, I feel like
our connection has been tainted

by your words to someone else."

"I feel like it was ruined
by how things happened,

because obviously everyone knows
what happened between you and Hannah."

"When I saw all the girls this morning,

I feel like
they think I'm settling for you,

or that I'm just fine
with being your second choice..." [sighs]

[exhales]

"And I had that wave of cold, emotionless

feeling that came over me again."

"I wish it didn't, but it did."

"I'm still hurt."

♪ I got what I want
So much different than I need ♪

♪ Alone on the floor, so numb ♪

♪ I've forgotten how to bleed ♪

This is my biggest fear that would happen,
and it happened.

[Leo] Hmm.

♪ You got what you need
I'm all I've got ♪

♪ And you don't have to deal with me... ♪

I'm still gonna tell you that I love you.
Like, I love you so much.

I know you liked hearing it.

[pop music playing]