05x01 - Ruff Fetches the Fetchers

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Henry hi how's tricks boss wait why are

you yelling at me who are the season

five Fetchers what beats me I haven't

started looking yet heck I haven't even

swept up the confetti from the end of

season 4 or made the season 5 guacamole

sculpture nope I'm just kicking back cuz

you know I I've got months till season 5

begins what season 5 begins

today you want me to find fetes

immediately but Henry boss there there's

like 3,000 applications I've got to go

through here it it takes months find six

Fetchers in the next 30 minutes or fetch

goes off the air forever uh gotcha we're

in trouble people uh chat get off the

chat okay anyone have some

chips life was missing its Mystique by

squeaky toys had lost their squeak and

then out of the blue I saw the phone and

Bam my destiny was calling

me pitch my vision for a show they love

it thought I was a pro they got my

contract back to fine to their alarm a

dog head signed oh I like that

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name I didn't wait to renovate found six

contestants all were great and now I'm

on the road to fame I've got a game show

and it name is it's very catchy

it rolls off the

Tong I'm Blossom want to make sure

check's

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okay and here come the contestants now

his favorite hobby is drooling it's the

Sultan of saliva

than he doesn't wear pants he just pants

it's

pank he calls himself a bu dog but hold

that post tank everybody hold it I got

to answer the hotline Henry hi what

shaking boss why is tank the only

contestant uh well sir seeing as I'm so

far behind I how' I get so behind in my

fetch duties ah do I have a story for

you sir last season it just ended when

suddenly Grandma's parrot Jerry geranium

flew in the window alive alive what who

is Mom and Pop alive alive

mom and pop are

alive if Jerry knew where my long lost

parents were I had to find out all I

could where are my parents where are my

parents no no no where are my parents

where are my parents no not your parents

my parents my parents oh my parents not

now Blossom Jerry's about to reveal all

what's that 43 21 38 H Jerry what do

these numbers mean what do these numbers

mean mean no what do these where are my

parents where are my pants where are my

wait a minute are are you saying pants

where are my

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pants so yeah I guess I lost track of

time but not to worry I've got my crack

team of felines rodents and uh tank got

them all on my job oh just a moment

Henry Blossom's got

news apparently Blossom and Chad have

winnowed down the audition to 21

finalists these finalists are standing

by all set for their final live home

interview so let's get going with uh

slim let's see slim likes milk he's a

tabby wait a minute he's a cat no no no

no no no cats honestly Blossom great now

we're down to 20 and still no Fetchers

well how about uh Mark is is he a cat no

good let's try him welcome to my room

this is my fetch poster nice poster

these are my guinea pigs Brownie and

dimple hello dimple I like my desk it's

just right at my level and then I have

some books oh he's a reader this one

this is my mer trophy

mer I'm going to show you some

moves you have to go like

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this and then

you do this swing that means hot the

rougher likes it mucho gusto when I grow

up I want to be a marketer which means

I'd like to um take like this penguin

for instance and Market these and sell

these I've seen some of the commercials

now and they're very horrible and I

thought I think I could do better if I

could design a commercial for fetch I

would make it as it's all dark

and you only see one person and it's a

dog right good and then he steps out of

the darkness I like it and then you see

all kinds of glimpses from the

challenges and he goes this is the best

show you hear that Blossom the best show

this guy has vision and he's got the

moves those are fetcher qualities yes we

have found our first fetcher Chad I want

you to contact a really good limousine

service you know something classy tell

them they'll be picking up Mark and the

other Fetchers when I choose them

okay uh Chad who's that and what is he

wearing o a text message from Chetty

Mouse wants me to pick up some Fetchers

okay we're on our

way ah what is that guy driving I didn't

ask for that I said something classy

okay let's give Mark a

call hello hey Mark uh please put the

cat down hey it's R rman oh hey how's it

going I think you better sit down I am

about to make your day are you ready

yeah you're going to be on season five

of

Fetch and now I need to hello hello Mark

no way no way really yes really that's

the best all right go tell your parents

and then head outside okay okay all

right don't bring the cat okay I'm on

fet with ref me

congratulations hey kid I got a call

from CH the mouse told me to pick you up

let me get the ladder down you get on my

duck I'm spend the Viking nice up on my

purple duck okay kids at home if a

viking shows up at your doorstep do me a

favor let's go back inside so Mark when

did you find out you're getting on this

TV show uh like 5 seconds ago no kidding

are you a good driver I'm a great driver

okay one down five to go let's see uh no

that one's a bicycle uh that one is

William Shakespeare Chad did you pick

these I mean they're totally H I don't

know eeny meeny miny Jay is Jay ready

good let's try him this is my special

hangout room I pr practice my guitar

here yeah and my

keyboard plays guitar and keyboard

here's my drum

set yeah drums too R you rock you knock

me off my you like Chinese food your

eyebrows float above your head okay

that's getting a little personal you are

the coolest dog I know oh it's true and

I love your show yeah he loves my

show wo this is my dog Lenny Lenny he's

a pug this is really all he does he uh

what he just breathes he doesn't play

with his toys for more than 5 minutes

you know with Lenny on one side and tank

on the other I could get panting in

Stereo you know what that cinches it

anyone who could find the good things

about that pug has a heart of a true

fetcher where's the phone

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hello hello is this Jay yes oh hi it's

Ruff Ruffman are you ready for some

awesome news yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

you're going to be on fetch season 5 oh

my gosh you ready to have an awesome

summer oh my gosh I'm hyperventilating

okay well catch your breath and tell

your mom and then head

outside mom I'm going to be on bch no

sirart himself called

me where are we going where we're going

to pick up another

kid who hey are you Jay yeah Mark and I

are here to pick you up this is

unexpected oh that's the understatement

of the air ched what have you done hi

Jay hop on my purple duck okay hey are

you a fetcher too I'm Mar do you know

where we're going I really don't know

we've just been driving around town with

this crazy Viking hey Jay have a seat

with Mark

here oh is that the mail did the new

issue of its hot magazine arrived they

said they were going to feature fetch on

this month's cover hey this isn't fetch

go get it the hot new reality game show

here are the feline hosts Tom and Trixie

standing next to the go get it 6000 the

most powerful game show computer on

television wait a minute they've just

copied my fetch 3,000 painted it pink

hello ruffy dear oh listen I have to

tell you about this wonderful new show

I've discovered It's called Go Get It

grandma go get it it's just a ripoff a

fetch oh don't be silly and go get it

they have six kids and they go out on

challenges and then they're rewarded

points during the triumphant total what

grandma that is exactly like fetch I

mean you've seen my show haven't you uh

well actually not all the way through

anyway would it hurt to get some tips

from go get it are you so proud well I

don't need any tips from a copycat cat

show anyway Grandma did you know your

parent flew in here saying my parents

were alive I mean that's just rude oh

dear then it's time the great Reckoning

has come did Jerry give you the

coordinates the what what what are you

talking about oh go get it aside I have

to go ruffy I don't want to miss it boy

wait don't go I have

questions okay this is too much to

handle but we have to stay focused

Blossom who's next what about Hans

banther only speaks Dutch oh what about

Emmy hey isn't an Emmy a type of

Television

award all right let's give her a try is

she ready to go excellent hi my name is

Emmy I love the outdoors I love going

outside I love hiking I love animal

tracking that's one of my favorite

things and I also have this hat that's

an old hat and I've worn it for four

years and it's been lost on a highway

and lost in a lake and pretty worn down

but I still wear it oh I hear you Emmy I

feel the same way about my chicken

Sombrero this is biscuit and we got her

when I was in third grade hello biscuit

welcome to my room so this is my

whiteboard that's where I write like

everything I need to do that day this is

my bed and it's green and my sister has

a pink one I go up here a lot when I

like read and when I go to to bed and I

have some stuffed animals down there I

have some posters here too um to remind

me of some of my favorite things look at

all those pictures of dogs that's a good

sign I love this room because it's

surrounded by Windows I have an animal

collection more animals and I've been

collecting them since second grade let's

see she loves animals loves being

outside she's really Charming she sounds

to me like fetcher number three

yesterday we got second place against

the high schoolers tell you who is it I

don't know

hello hi uh Emmy yeah this is Ruff

Ruffman oh hi Ruff Ruffman Emmy I've got

some pretty good news yeah what's good

news you're going to be on fetch with

Ruff Ruffman what you're going to be a

fetcher wa really really go tell your

family and then head out the front door

wa okay awesome that's so cool okay I'm

gone

okay sir s excuse me we need to we need

to film Emy heading outside we need to

get out of the way this is Ruff Ruffman

and I'm going to be on the

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fetch I love it when I bring joy to a

family oh my gosh hey are you withy

you're the third fetcher well the

fetcher seem to like the transportation

I'm spend the Viking come on on my

purple duck oh thank you are you the

third fetcher yeah did you guys get a

call too yeah what's your name Jay I'm

Mark hey I'm Emmy wao this is so awesome

where do you think we're going

I don't know you guys ready to go yeah

let's

go yeah here we go again with a horn two

one girl so we still need one more and

two more

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girls and we were down of yarn was all

Unwound saw the phone thought that's a

plus our destiny was calling us go get

it

yeah with and Trixie I can't believe

this this is my song vision for a show

they loved it thought that we were Crow

I've seen enough let's get back to

finding Fetchers well how about that one

rubby wait Ruby Ru wait how do you

pronounce that hi I'm Ruby r u b y e

people call me a lot of different things

Ruby rub rubadub rubby Rubi but then I

have a bunch of nicknames rubsy rubert

Ruba rubby rubers this is my bird Skye

hello Sky if you Bob your head uhhuh

she'll Bob your head with you let's try

okay I'm bobbing my head okay I don't

see it she won't do it now so this is my

room I like to hang out and read on my

futon I have a lot of books on my

bookshelf and I'm also a collector my

main collections are dancing hamsters

dancing hamsters the one things Take Me

Out to the Ball Game and this is my dog

Emma hi Emma this is my desk where I do

my homework work and I have my schedule

over here I have a dollhouse which my

mom built for me did you hear that

Blossom her mom built that dollhouse for

her why that's just like how my mom made

this homemade rope bone for me it was

just before my parents disappeared oh

the good luck from Mom balloon that was

in my dogghouse on the very first

episode of fetch yeah well um I I made

it myself because I missed her

oh I'm sorry Chad I thought you were a

tissue okay no more crying Ruby's bright

funny and she loves her mother that is

good enough for me I'm so sorry to

interrup I got a phone call I'm sorry

you just have to take it sorry hello

hello Ruby yeah hi it's r rman hi hey I

hope you're ready for some good news I

am ready for some good news you are

going to be a fer oh my gosh really yes

really that's awesome I'm so excited

okay don't tell your mom and head on out

I made

it bye say hi to rock will

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okay um yeah I know I

know

rby wait they know each other are you

Ruby I am Ruby come on on my duck come

on in the back my best friends what hi

nice to

meet we've never had Fetchers who were

best friends before hey I'm Ruby I'm Jay

and this is Mark hi hi we've like known

each other forever since kindergarten

kindergarten friends then and we cool is

that you guys ready to go

yeah Henry hi getting closer we have

four Fetchers and what are they as good

as the go get editors on go get it Henry

Bobby have I ever steered you wrong

before yeah okay other than that time

all right and that time okay look forget

I asked I'm going to get cracking on

those last two Fetchers okay who's left

that one is actually a watering C that

one is Noah's grandfather from season 1

oh what about Mark oh we already have a

mark well maybe he has a nickname though

like Bob or humperdink or something my

name is Mark but I sometimes like being

called Marco my grandmother said that's

a more Italian name also because my

dad's name is Mark so people if they're

calling to me usually just say Marco

that makes it easier for me I can juggle

I haven't tried in a while so I might be

a little rusty if I tried again but I'll

give it a shot let's see it let's see it

I want to see a Juggle okay ladies and

gentlemen I give you the amazing Marco

ready for some Citrus juggling

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take

two

gravity maybe I should just uh stick to

eating

it well he eats better than he juggles

this is my room this is like my computer

I like recently install new things into

my computer to make it better this is my

bed I have my alarm clock here and this

is what gets me up for school in the

morning I like old music and classic

rock he digs music I kind of like art

and stuff like I have some cool kind of

fun posters up I study on my desk I

usually just uh move the keyboard

there's no parking in my room no that

would yeah that'd be weird my dad's a

construction worker he was redoing um

this place and they were about to throw

that away and my dad was like no toss it

my way my son will have it hang in his

room so now it's hang my room I like

doing plays too an actor I got this from

my first play I ever did they I gave

every kid a rose this kid's got skills

he's an actor he can juggle kind of and

he doesn't put up with parking in his

room H what more could a game show host

ask for Chad you send a message to span

about Marco Blossom my phone oh sorry

about that hello hey Marco yeah it's R

hey Ru I'd like to tell you something

pretty incredible what's that you my

friend are going to be on season five of

fetch I'm going to be on fetch yes

you're going to be on fetch sweet I'm so

excited yeah congratulations I'm going

to go to tell my parents all right tell

your family and then head outside I'm

going to be on the

bened

congratulations you told me to go

outside you told me to go

outside howdy

comes and here comes Sven the Viking hey

are you Marco yeah I'm here to pick you

up all right come around the

back I'm Sven the Viking get on my

purple duck hey I'm I'm Marco hi nice to

meet you I'm J

Mark you're the fifth fetcher I am you

guys on the thank you okay Blossom who's

left spot spotnik my rival never in a

million years spotnik and that leaves

Glenn he actually auditioned now

computer Wizards never audition I hacked

into your fetch 3000 and we placed one

of the auditioners with me Glen that

wasn't very nice well what do being nice

have to do with being a fetcher all the

fet are nice and they play by the rules

sorry Glenn but you're out ohat now

which auditioner did you replace oh I

don't know some girl

named well can you put her back please

all right well I guess the silver

whining is that now I won't miss any

episodes of go get it signing off oh

I okay Blossom let's see what sha is

going to do for

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us wow what is that cool thing it's huge

hi I'm

sh this isina wow I also sing with

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this rough rough men is cooler than

Chinese food wait

what is the coolest TV show host in the

world I have now had two Fetchers sing

to me today never happened before come

on ref let me show you my

room this is my loft bed and it's really

really high up this is my bookshelf it's

a mess I got an award for getting honor

roll nicely done I collect rocks I have

my favorite rocks in this box I collect

dolls also but collection's sort of

small under here this is where I work

these are my

bals they're from India and I have a lot

of Bengals let's see she can play the

vena she can open her own bangal store

and she thinks I'm cooler than Chinese

food according to my list of what makes

a fetcher great she's got it covered

let's give her a

call to her she

okay hello hi Shrea hi hey it's Ro

Rothman hi hey you want to hear some

really good news yeah really really good

news really really good news shya you

are going to be a fetcher conratulations

oh my gosh you serious yes I'm totally

serious okay thank you okay tell your

family and then I need you to go outside

oh okay thanks R

bye oh we got to fet her

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down ah and Here Comes Sven again hey

are you Shrea yeah you're supposed to be

on our duck here with these other

Fetchers okay come around the back I'll

let you hi Shrea I'm the Viking thank

you all right we have all six bches hi

I'm sha I'm Ruby I'm Emmy I'm Marco I'm

Jay I'm Mark so you got to call to from

ru yeah ready to go yep all right on to

Studio

G that's right Henry we have all six

Fetchers

thank you oh I think it's going to be a

great season too woohoo C 10 spend the

coordinates to bring the Fetchers to

Studio

G huh I don't recognize that

street wait a minute wait why are they

headed for the water I just need them to

go to Studio G okay Fetchers are you

guys ready to go in the water

yeah blossome call Sven they shouldn't

be going in the water oh my gosh oh my

gosh I never done this

before what is

that through the water okay let's do it

yeah what's happening hello I've lost

the veters I've lost them oh there they

Areo I thought I lost them yeah

like w Wait a Minute hey what's

happening hello Chad what coordinates

did you give Sven you gave him the

coordinates for Studio G

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right Henry hi uh yeah bit of a snag on

the way to Studio G I uh I lost the

Fetchers that's okay sir I've got my

best people on it so no please don't

fire me please don't what's that Blossom

you can see them again oh good look it's

an island wait an Island WA waa wao

Studio G's not on an

island okay this is it guys you got to

get off here guys don't get off the

phone my coordinates this is where

you're supposed to go Studio G's not on

a deserted island s don't leave them

there man

shat don't worry guys we'll find a way

to get you back I promise uh see Henry I

I told you I'd find the

fetes hello

Henry oh Blossom what are we going to

do will Ruff find a way to rescue his

Fetchers or will they be stranded

forever for the answer to these

questions and more tune in next time to

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