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05x07 - A Whole Flock of Cheese

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman". Aired: May 29, 2006 - November 4, 2010.*
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A reality game show with animated host Ruff Ruffman features real kids facing real challenges.

05x07 - A Whole Flock of Cheese

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all right Jerry we're going to try this

again where are my parents where are my

parents my parents my

parents I need a break I have to think

Jerry said my parents were alive so we

must know where they wait a minute is

this cheese cheese your house replace

your belongings with cheese for health

and happiness Chad you can't replace the

Lampshades with cheese it'll just melt

please send all this cheese back Chad

thank you that's it send it back I'll

send a message back to my parents using

Jerry as a carrier parrot quick bring me

a piece of paper or American cheese I'll

go with it Jerry bring this to my

parents bring this to my

parents Blossom you're right I need a

Bonafide carrier pigeon Jad go outside

and bring back a pigeon

oh I'm sure I'll find a good pigeon

Blossom I just wish he had replaced the

door with a cheese other than Swiss all

Alama

those holes were letting in a

draft life was missing its Mystique my

squeaky toys had lost their squeak and

then out of the blue I saw the phone and

Bam my destiny was calling

me pitch my vision for a show they loved

it thought I was a pro they got my

contract back to fine to their alarm a

dog head sign Oh I like that name

[Music]

[Applause]

I didn't wait to renovate found six

contestants all we're great and now I'm

on the road to fame I've got a game show

and it name is it's very

catchy it rolls off the

tongue I'll get the fire

The Contestants

extinguisher and here come the

contestants now her kitten sleeps in her

hat in sixth place it's

Emmy he's in the Boy Scouts where the

motto is be prepared in fifth place it's

Mark he can do a handstand but only in

water floating into fourth place it's

Jay she can make funny shapes with her

tongue tongue tied in third place it's

Ruby he considers himself a daredevil

and he bravely sits in second place it's

Marco her nickname is shella Cinderella

but she's also called first place

trya oh hi Fetchers hey and hello to you

Ruff Ruffman

all at home I'm Ru Cheeseman Ruffman

everyone having a GAA day GAA no I mean

good I'm sorry I'm a little distracted

today Chad's been reading the new

bestseller cheese your house look what

happened to my chair you guys like

cheese yeah no what I'm just kind of

allergic to it so oh well of course if

you're allergic to

it how about you Emy you like cheese

yeah I really like cheese I would like

to actually make cheese when I grow up

what is your favorite cheese in the

world well I kind of like handmade

cheese what's it taste like well it

tastes really good a lot more flavor

than like the store bought kind I got a

slice of store bought cheese right here

apparently I'm using it has a notepad

thank you Chad all right all this cheese

talk brings us to challenge number

one

Emy Your Love of cheese makes you the

perfect petcher to go on this cheesy

challenge head on over to the creary

where the cheese maker awaits you your

instructions are in the mailbox so

[Music]

go bye guys bye have fun bye now the

search for my parents continues and that

brings us to challenge number two I know

they're out there somewhere and I want

to get a message to them but how do you

deliver something if you don't know the

address well that is a question for Ruby

and Jay okay Co now pigeons are known to

be experts at delivering messages today

I need you two to become message

delivering experts as well your delivery

uniforms are hanging on the wall and

your instructions and the message to my

parents are in the mailbox so go f have

fun you guys and look for John okay good

Lue this is a big one today as

determined by the fetch 3000 Mark Marco

and Shrea have stayed behind in the

studio but they'll be eligible to win

points during the halftime quiz show and

as always the fetch barness guarantee is

in effect all the contestants will have

competed for the same number of points

by the grand finale so for the three

kids out on the challenges up to 100

points are at stake in the Triumph tally

so let's get the latest on Jay and Ruby

pigeon expert

okay there's John he's our pigeon expert

and here come my fine feathered Fetchers

now hi are you John I am John you're

pigeons yeah yeah since you're pigeons

you need to learn more about yourselves

I'm an

ornithologist what's that someone who

studies birds pigeons have a lot of

talents they can fly very fast they

rarely if ever get lost and they have a

great sense of direction and P experts

at delivering messages

now all pigeons have these capabilities

but these birds are like athletes that

haven't been in training lately I know

where we can find some pigeons that have

been in training would you like to see

them yeah okay let's go okay we want

your best pigeon I have an important

message to deliver okay Ruby and Jay

this is my friend EJ hi we were sent by

R Ruffman to deliver a message for him

do you know if these pigeons can deliver

messages yes they can how does the

pigeon know where to go out pigeons

always fly home home is where they have

to deliver the message people take the

pigeon to some place and then they put

the message with the bird and then when

they let the bird go it flies home oh no

if they can only fly home that means

they can't deliver a message to my

parents I better rethink this Blossom

you better rethink this in order to find

their way home they're using two

critical navigational skills a map and a

compass a compass tells us the direction

in which to go I have yet to see a

pigeon with a map or a compass I used to

see him with a piece of stale pretzel

the map seems to be based partly on

smells what they can smell in the

environment but also what they can hear

and see oh so they basically build their

own map and then they revert back to it

later when they need it exactly a smell

map interesting so here is a compass now

let's talk a little bit about how this

compass works see I a magnet here and

notice when I bring the magnet closer to

the compass the north arrow is following

the magnet wow so obviously something

that this magnet is doing is affecting

the compass and we call that magnetic

field now if I take the magnet away you

see how the compass now is following

North over this way now what do you

think that it's reacting to well I think

it's reacting to the Earth's magnetic

field absolutely wow the Earth has an

invisible magnetic field how do they

know where North Southeast and West is

if they can't physically use a compass

see these pigeons have iron in their

beaks and that allows them to detect the

Earth's magnetic

field huh say is that what makes a

pigeon race

compass point North too wow the iron in

the pigeon's beaks Works kind of like a

compass and points them in the right

direction Bo pigeons are good at getting

around we'll see if the Fetchers can

compete with them is that a phone hello

hey guys it's R hey R hey R since

pigeons can only deliver messages home

I've revised your challenge you know

since they're already dressed up all

right you guys will race the pigeons 60

M back home to EJ's

house how are we going to beat him

you'll travel in the pigeon mobile and

you'll compete over 3 20 M legs during

each leg you'll get a challenge if you

do well you'll go 65 mph which is right

around these pigeons top speed if you

don't do well you can only go 45 mph

which is slow for a pigeon now you'll

start at the same time and you'll travel

65 mph for the first Lake okay whoever

gets to the end of the race with the

fastest overall speed wins we're ready

yeah let's go so EJ do you think we have

a chance no let's prove EJ wrong now

it's time to start the pigeon race Ready

set go the pigeons are off wait a minute

we should really start to get going

they're fly really fast to the pigeon

mobile oh pigeon mobile

rough it's creative first the suits then

the car what's next you know I think

Batman should have had a pigeon sidekick

instead of a

robin okay this is the first leg of the

race so we're going to be going 65 mph

yeah all right Fen your seat belts

pigeons so I wonder how long this leg is

going to take them they're traveling 20

M and 65 mph so their first leg should

take them a little over 18 minutes there

are the pigeons heading back to their

home at

EJ's all right Emmy is arriving at the

creary hi are you the cheese maker yes

I'm a cheese maker my name is lella hi

I'm Emmy so you want to work with me for

the day oh sure cheese is kind of my

passion my my my career path my destiny

you could say well that's awesome

because it's also my career path and my

destiny and um I love making cheese and

I get to do it every day wow a passion

cheese making

for cheese well we know who Chet's

favorite fetcher is we're here at the

crey we make all the chees in this room

and then we age it we buy our milk it

comes in the same day that it's milked

from the cow Chad are you actually

drooling try not to eat the monitor how

does the milk get turned into cheese

I'll show you that so we filled the vat

the next thing that we have to do is

wait until the temperatur is correct

because we're heating up the milk you

can maybe feel it oh yeah and then when

it's the right temperature we add

cultures what's another name for

cultures oh what's it called bacteria

what do bacteria like to do eat eat

exactly we add this bacteria and we use

a special bacteria that is going to make

our mozzarella taste like mozzarella the

bacteria is eating the sugar in the milk

really which is called lactose oh that

makes sense yeah cuz they eat the

lactose and then they produce lactic

acid and that makes it start to get

Tangy like yogurt so the sugar in the

milk becomes an acid which turns the

sweet taste into more of a sour flavor

the next thing we do after that is we

add the renit and renit is an enzyme we

put in the milk and it's going to cause

the proteins in the milk to coagulate

and thicken and that's going to start it

becoming cheese you just pour it right

in and then we're going to mix yep

perfect and then just stay with the

machine this is awesome we are actually

watching milk turn into cheese the renit

has now set it's not liquid anymore it's

solid it's it feels like Jello-O this is

cheese right here is this going to

become mozzarella yeah Emy seems happy

about that and then our next step we're

going to go ahead and cut the cheese

milk separates out into curds and that

yellowy fluid that's weeping out that's

way why do they cut it into little

pieces like that so this helps the way

to come out of the cheese so the solid

white is the cheese and the yellow is

the way we actually use the way to make

our ricot oh really like I always say if

there's a will there's a way and if

quiz show

there's a way there's Ricotta and if

there are three Fetchers waiting

patiently there's the half time quit

hi we are back here in studio Che Studio

G with Mark trya and Marco you guys are

getting ready to earn points of your own

during the halftime quiz show let's

brush up on the rules 50 points are

available you have 60 seconds to answer

as many questions as you can 10

questions available at Five Points a

piece are you guys ready yeah then let

the quiz begin pigeons have many talents

name three of them they can always find

their way back home they can sense which

ways North using iron in their beak and

what else that's only two let's move on

we'll come back to it if we have time

okay the bacteria you add to milk to

make cheese is also called what cultures

right cultures cultures cultures yes

excellent the sugar and milk that gets

eaten by bacteria is called lactose yes

excellent name the two important

navigational tools pigeons use to find

their way home compass in a map yes

pigeons have iron in their beaks which

they use to a attract to mate B smell

things far away or see sense the Earth's

magnetic

field yes when milk turns to cheese it

separates into a solid and liquid part

called blank and blank um C and way yes

true or false a pigeon builds a map

based on smells true true correct oh and

we are out of time all right let's go

over the one you missed pigeon have many

talents name three of them you guys

really only name two of them let me give

you a list of your options here they fly

fast great sense of direction great

sense of smell and they are very tasty

all right wait a minute Blossom that is

not an answer that gives you a total of

3,30 points all right now it's time for

the pigeon second leg of the race all

pigeon test

right it's time for your next pigeon

test okay you're going to use a map just

like a pigeon and you've got 2 minutes

to complete this test use a map just

like a pigeon and pigeons smell and then

they create like little landmarks so

they know where to go so basically if we

don't get this stuff right we'll be

slowed down so we'll dep P if they don't

get it right correct let's just go as as

you can and the timer's off all right

look container there's the first

container they've reached their first

smell

checkpoint this one smells like garlic

this one is definitely vanilla and I

think that's the first one on our map

yeah it is oh I get it the one that's

correct on our map is the direction we

go so we have to go this way they have

to follow the trail marked by the scents

on the map oh yeah there's another one

okay here they need to detect the aroma

of mustard tomato soup ah that must be

another decoy oh it's definitely mustard

so we have to go up this Trail let's go

all right I'll take this one all right I

got these two next they're going to be

sniffing for cinnamon this one smells

like baby powder this one is cinnamon we

have to go this way all cinnamon says

they go to the left

time is of the

essence next checkpoint power with of

peppermint will point the way it's

peppermint let's go this s all right

peppermint to the

right there's fin line finish line yeah

did they make it in 2 minutes made it in

4 minutes and 14 seconds oh no so that

means on this next leg of the race we

can only go 45 mph sorry Fetchers you

just don't smell as good as a pigeon now

this leg is 20 M and they're traveling

at 45 m hour so it's going to take them

about 27

stretch mozzarella

minutes and now I'm going to show you

what we do to stretch mozzarella oh wow

this is mozzarella curd all right after

we've cut the mozzarella into bits we

put hot hot water on it so it's melting

and I'm kind of jostling it up a little

because want the hot water to touch all

the different areas that mozzarella CR

is starting to melt on the outside do

you see it yeah and what's it doing when

it's melting well it's it's taking a new

shape it's kind of stringy ooh stretchy

and what I want to do to make a ball of

mozzarella is compact all of those

little bits so that none of them are

still in curd shape so your challenge is

to take this handful of curds okay and

make your own mozzarella ball my own

mozzarella do you think you can do it oh

yeah I think I can do this all right

Emmy time to make the mozzarella got the

cheese C in the bowl now you add these

scalding hot water oh it's hot please be

careful so it's going going to take a

different shape now it's becoming a

little more stringy like the string

trees okay it's kind it's turning into a

ball now it's getting smoother this is a

good sign Ruff okay that looks pretty

smooth to me what about you Ruff

although I am getting a little tired of

cheese I still can't wait to try yours

when you come back to Studio G I want to

taste a piece

now

tasty that is good we have a happy

fetcher I can't believe I just made that

my cheese tastes funny oh and it's

sticking to me

CH all right Emmy you've really done a

great job and I think you've gotten a

better idea of what it means to make

cheese definitely this is the cheese

that you made oh cool I challenge you to

take this piece of cheese to a high-end

restaurant Shay Pascal and see what

happens wait what good luck this is

awesome thank you very much uh Ruff I'm

going to a restaurant look how excited

Emmy is I should really milk this

moment all right the challenge for you

this time is to do the pigeon dance

right so you got to learn the call

First John apparently has gotten down at

the local pigeon dance

club there we

go time to choreograph the pigeon

[Music]

dance do the whole neck thing add the

neck thing add the oh yes have to bump

the

neck come on Blossom help them

out go pigeons go pigeons it's your

birthday soon to be the new dance wave

sweeping Across the

[Applause]

Nation oh they would definitely win

Dancing with the Stars pigeon edition of

course awesome job guys you can go up to

65 mph again five the pigeons to the

pigeon

grilled cheese competition

mobile

who there's Matt the head chef at shade

Pascal hi nice to meet you nice to meet

you too what do you have here okay so

this is the mozzarella cheese that I

made and I heard that you might be able

to tell me how it is uh how about some

grilled cheese excellent idea all right

we're going to do your homemade cheese

against store boy okay it's a

competition okay we should get you an

apron on oh this is rough so the first

thing I'm going to do is we're going to

be putting butter into a pan so now go

ahead and let's take your bread we're

going to make one sandwich with the

store bought and one with your homemade

so go ahead and take two slices each

then we're going to put some bacon in

the middle is there a finer food than

grilled cheese with bacon looks good

perfect now put the cheese on top now

that's thore bought cheese now we want

to do the same thing with your cheese

okay so put one slice yep and then bacon

so now let's go ahead and put your bread

that one on this has changed my whole

approach to Bing grilled cheese so the

true test of this is tasting it now we

have some real

judges oh some customers have entered

the

restaurant hi guys what are you doing

here we heard there's cheese here wow

you guys surprise me rough my family is

over there and my my friend's dad

they're there to test your

cheese now the judges will decide which

sandwich tastes

better I'm hearing M that's usually a

good sign very good I I think my brother

is going to like mine better they'll

taste sandwich number two but my sister

she might guess the other one you know

just because and then I think my Uncle

Mitch and Angus my friend's dad will

both like my cheese better this is good

so now what we want to know is which you

guys think tasted the best I preferred

um the first one actually definitely

number one two votes for number one I'm

going with number one like they said I

think I'm going with number one four

votes for number one the sandwich that

was made by me was number one all right

emy's cheese wins Ru the day was awesome

thanks so much and I'll see you back at

Studio G see you back at Studio G Emmy

congratulations oh look the pigeons are

arriving back home and that last leg for

Jay and Ruby took at 65 mph again

final results

another 18 minutes this is the end of

the line for me all right thank you so

than very much good luck EJ you have to

find out who won okay so let's see who

went faster we went 65 45 and 65 okay so

it took them about 18 minutes for the

first leg 27 minutes for the second leg

and 18 minutes again for the third leg

that is 63 minutes total Blossom if they

went 60 miles in 63 minutes how fast is

that in miles per

hour 57 M hour beat that pigeons when

did the pigeons leave the park because

now we have to figure out their speed

they left at 2:49 p.m. when did they get

back here 3:44 p.m. so 55 minutes no it

only took them 55 minutes to fly 60 M

how fast is that in Miles hour equals oh

no what 66 mph we lost oh the pigeons

average 66 mph while the Fetchers only

averaged 57 mph well thank you EJ for

you EJ see you back in studio giraff bye

bye fly home Jay and Ruby we be lost to

a pigeon well it's time to bring our

contestants back welcome back P Studio G

Jay and

Ruby birds are back and right behind

them the big cheese herself

Emmy Emmy how did you enjoy your career

challenge it was awesome one of the best

times ever so all that delicious cheese

that you made did you happen to bring

any back for the rster well uh no always

bring home a sample on a food challenge

for the host got it okay all right let's

get to it the Triumph

tally Emmy that good you worked with

triumph tally

Luella and a few billion bacteria to

make some mouthwatering mozzarella which

you did not bring back for me that is

good for 35

points and then you melted the compe in

the grilled cheese taste test definitely

number one 50 points

awesome for a total of 85

points yeah and now to Ruby and J you're

pigeons yeah yeah for gamely completing

a crash course in Pigeon ly made up that

word 30

points and your pigeon

dance that's pretty good that's 45

points

PCH 3,000 let's have a grand total 75

points

pitches but is that all the points a dog

can give

no what time is it bonus

points yes today's five bonus points go

to

Ruby whose brain whipped up an answer to

that stage old question who's faster

pigeons or kids in Pigeon suits that

gives Ruby a great grand total of 80

points but that means Emmy with 85

points you've held on to be today's

daily

winner now Emmy I have here two copies

bonus points

of my new cheesy CD pigeon dancing with

Ru under one CD an excellent prize under

the other a prize about as excellent as

my new CD so which will it be CDA or cdb

I'm thinking CDA all right Chad go

deliver the

prize no Chad that's the closet he

should be delivering the prize in the

suitcase behind you now oh over

there oh cool check this out oh fond

that's right it is a fondue pot with

bird seed flavored cheese that's just

one of the fabulous recipes in the

attached book cheese out was checked

all right that brings us to the end of

an extremely cheesy and bird brained

episode of Fetch with ro roin until next

time pigeon dance queue it

up how do you do

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this can you just flap your wings or

something sure let's flap our wings and

dance

carrier pigeons

out Jerry you saw a lot of carrier

pigeons in action today hey I think

you're ready to be a carrier parrot you

can handle it right buddy bye Jerry good

luck right now Jerry is winging his way

toward Mom and Pop will they be pleased

to get a note from me King me Bobby or

maybe they won't get the note at all

because Jerry's playing checkers can you

believe Jerry didn't take the note

Blossom hey what's wrong with you chat a

cheese Blossom that is just weird hey

dig a little deeper

you want to learn more about pigeons

let's dig a Little Deeper wow look at

all those pigeons their ancestors were

Mediterranean cliff dwellers they've

adapted very well to living around

humans see all the lges up here and all

these buildings yeah that's where the

pigeons breed and Nest they actually

create a habitat that's very similar to

the habitat that the ancestors of these

pigeons had I did not know that and if

you want to dig even deeper go to

pbskidsgo.org

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[Music]

okay one last thing not only do I host

my own television show but I have a

fantastic website too check it out it's

more fun than turning round and round in

circles before a nap pbskidsgo.org

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[Applause]

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