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05x13 - Look What the Dog Dug Up!

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman". Aired: May 29, 2006 - November 4, 2010.*
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A reality game show with animated host Ruff Ruffman features real kids facing real challenges.

05x13 - Look What the Dog Dug Up!

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oh hi look what I just found under the

couch the meatballs are a little hard

but the rest of it's okay no Blossom you

can't throw this out this is my limited

edition

figurine who's it from Blossom huh from

a fan of the show

well it's the most delicious looking

pamy sandwich ever in fact it looks so

good I can't eat it I have to bury it

what can I say it's a dog thing I don't

expect you to under whoa wait a minute

what is this I just found this buried in

the backyard it's what an ancient

Egyptian sarcophagus a coffin for a

mommy wait if you open it you can

disturb the mummy and unleash a

curse

chat mean ball my

figurine Blossom do you think this is a

sign you've unleashed the curse

now how about

now life was missing its Mystique my

squeaky toys had lost their squeak and

then out of the blue I saw the phone and

Bam my destiny was calling

me pitch my vision for a show they loved

it thought I was a pro they got my

contract back to find to their alarm a

dog head sign Oh I like that name

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I didn't wait to renovate found six

contestants all we great and now I'm on

the road to fame I've got a game show

and it name is it's very

catchy it rolls off the

tongue I don't like vacuums but we're

going to need

them here come the contestants

now the man's got the smooth moves in

sixth place he's

par he doesn't like talking during a

movie in fifth place hit

farco she likes cooking big breakfasts

with her

family in fourth place it's

Ruby she enjoys a little downhill skiing

in third place it's

Shreya when he grows up he wants to be a

pilot then second place it's Airman

J she's a wicked awesome sock fan in

first place it's

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Emy hello and welcome to fetch the only

reality game show where the host has had

an ancient curse put upon Him by a mummy

what you mean I'm in a backyard I'm

burying a pastrami

sandwich and in the process I dig up

this ancient Egyptian coffin you want

proof that I'm cursed look black ooze

has started dripping from the ceiling

black ooze that's a little Eerie is

there anything else that could have

caused loost it well Emmy maybe I

shouldn't have stored leaky containers

of molasses in the Attic but still it's

black ooze and if you need more proof

that things are not right I told Chad to

set the table and look he did it

perfectly no no he's never done anything

even close to correct before something

has to be done about this and it brings

us to today's

challenge mark on the pedestal next to

the window you will find the artifact

you may now carefully remove the sheet W

what is that now I want you guys to

figure out what the deal is with this

Egyptian sarcophagus and reverse the

mummy's curse tra and Jay you are the

orange team you need to take the lid of

the sarcophagus to the Museum of Fine

Arts and find Richard Newman he's the

head of scientific research there W oh

that well it's been buried for 5,000

years of course it smells all right guys

your challenges in the mailbox

go fch bye guys bye guys good luck now

Blossom is s a sample of the Mummy onto

a dating company well what it's not that

kind of dating oh it's carbon dating I

don't know what that is but Emmy and

Mark you two are going to find out you

will be the yellow team you need to meet

up with Dana Krueger of geocon labs go

fch all right bye R guys bye luck and

that leaves the blue team how come we

get the smelly part Marco and Ruby pick

up your instructions for the mailbox and

carefully carefully carry the rest of

the sarcophagus to Dr Rita free she is a

curator at the Museum of Fine Arts go

fch bye good luck guys this guy to hold

your breath for the six Fetchers out on

the challenge up to 100 points are at

stake in the Triumph tally hey Rio I got

something I want to talk to you about

Bluff I can't talk now there's a mummy

curse I got to break suit

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yourself let's go anyway the blue and

orange teams have made it to the museum

Welcome to our mummy Gallery there's

Rita we have been sent by ref he found

this mummy in his backyard and he thinks

that it has put a curse over him well

I've been working with mummies my entire

adult life and I've had a great life so

there's no such thing as curses you hear

that R okay there's no such thing as

curses oh thank you for the coffee chat

wait are we sure there are no curses

totally sure cuz I don't know if you saw

what Chad just did but he did something

that I actually asked him to do so is

there actually a person in there we have

a number of people in this Gallery real

dead people it doesn't seem to be quite

as well wrapped as some of these that's

true but there were various qualities of

mummification so it's not out of the

question see it's not out of the

question that had an authentic mommy

from egyp somehow wound up in my

backyard well I actually think that

maybe there's like beef jerky in here

mummies can look a little bit like that

too mummification is basically a process

of drawing the body out so in a way

they're kind of making human

jerky I see all these symbols on the

coffin can you read them yes so do you

think you could translate this let's see

what we can do wao we are going to learn

hieroglyphic

this is cool we have hieroglyphs all

around the base here ah ched already has

a hieroglyphics chart okay there's no

curse but something really strange is

going on around here what does this

first symbol look like to you a snake in

hieroglyphs it's the letter F the snake

sounds like f well that's different and

that's kind of the sound I or why okay

the second sound is I any idea what this

might be maybe water and water sounds

like it's a letter n n doesn't make any

sense at all the Falcon is the sound a

or a A or ah and the line is L and then

L what do we have so

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far okay that means nothing f i n a l

final final yeah yeah I got that too but

that's an English word why would

hieroglyph spell out an English word

wait a minute why is it in English I'm

beginning to think that this thing isn't

a real mummy okay there's Richard from

the Museum of Fine Arts but we have a

sarcophagus lit oh I'm the head of

scientific research here at the Museum

and we study old things all the time oh

good we're dealing with a professional

so let's take an x-ray of this and see

what it's made of X-ray cool hey not

just for dentists and doctors huh the

x-rays come out of this tube and cone

kind of like a cone of light and they

actually partly go through the object do

x-rays go through every kind of material

they go through really lightweight or

very low density materials much more

easily and then they go through thicker

materials you want to see what the X-ray

of this this sarcophagus looks like

sounds cool cool while the orange team

x-rays the lid of the sarcophagus let's

check in on Emmy and Mark at the carbon

dating service and find out what that

means are you Dana yes let's have you

put on some safety glasses for

protection while you're in the

laboratory

yes Safety First did you get any mummy

samples yes we did we need to find out

if it's real or not well uh you've come

to the right place we can uh we can

determine that fairly easily by a

technique called Carbon 14 dating for

instance this is a small wooden

sculpture do you have an idea how old

this might be pretty old cuz that looks

a little faded there it turns out uh by

analysis of the carbon 14 content we can

show that this is over 2,000 years old

two ,000 do you know anything about

Carbon 14 dating no every living thing

while they're alive has a certain amount

of c14 in it it it slowly disappears

with time and if we measure the amount

of c14 that's left over we can determine

how old it is Blossom let me get this

straight everything that's alive has

something called carbon 14 as long as

it's alive it has the same level of

carbon 14 but once it dies the carbon 14

starts to go away okay let's see how

that x-ray is coming along and there he

is let's look at the X-ray with the real

object here I see all these little

staple like pieces I don't think uh the

Egyptians had Staples they had Staples I

think those look like modern Staples you

buy at your office like a staple g*n

that's not good they show up really

easily they're more dense than anything

else that this is made of so notice how

it's totally white that means it

absorbed all the ex-rays well it doesn't

look like this is from ancient Egypt

what would the regular Egyptian

sarcophagus this be made out of well

they used wood or they would use

something called Cardon made out of

canvas and glue and plaster can we see

an x-ray of a real sarcophagus you this

is a real Egyptian sarcophagus it's made

out of cage oh can you see the lines

here yeah that's the fabric pattern

that's the threads that the Fabric's

made out of looks like my lid doesn't

have any lines like that so other

possibility is regular wood right now I

don't have an Egyptian object here so

we'll have to look at a a painting that

was done on wood look at the area back

here that's the grain of the wood it

looks like there are lines and there's a

certain pattern to it but on this it's

just a kind of modeled pattern so what

can we conclude it's modern day for sure

because there's Staples in it and it's

none of the actual materials that the

Egyptians used it's not real rough and

neither is your curse okay Jay so the

lid isn't real but what about the Mumy

skin certainly smelled real first thing

I'm going to show you is a chart on this

axis you see age going from 0 to 30,000

years in the the vertical axis we've got

the amount of c14 present ranging from

100% down to 0% okay that's age along

the bottom and that's the amount of

carbon 14 along the side so the less

carbon 14 there is in an object the

older it is got it so if this was a real

mommy that rough found it should be like

3,000 years old so the data should show

that it has between 60 and 70% carbon 14

left in it right that's correct now

let's see what we got the results are R

here about 100% wow the mummy is really

recent recent so we know the mummy isn't

real and the lid isn't real either so

what the heck is this thing well let's

see what Marco and Ruby find out I have

a cheat sheet for you here hieroglyphic

alphabet together we can figure out what

else this says so we already have final

we can start here now this symbol means

R the next is e e and s final rest final

rest final rest the next symbol is a t

final rest and now we have another one

of the feathers which is e right and

that's the water again n g that is a g

what does it mean okay maybe it's

phonetic so it could be final resting ah

the symbols are arranged by how they

sound not how they're spelled in English

right okay resting final resting what is

that let's Contin p and we know that is

an l a s final final resting place man

how h a half who's final resting place w

n the w n that could be like one yes one

e y s and now we have e k s

one E6 what 186 186 186 what what does

it mean then we have B r o BR okay K and

then we have a lion so that's L broccol

broccoli broccoli 186 broccoli and then

we have y and then N Brooklyn that's not

far from here 186 Brooklyn okay for some

reason there's an address on the side of

the sarcophagus now we've proven

scientifically that this mommy isn't

real but we still need to get to the

bottom of this time for a conference

call hello we figured out what the

hieroglyphs on the side of the coffin

said oh really what does it say final

resting place 186 Brookline

186 so we need to meet up okay we'll be

there all right cool thank you Richard

thank you Dana thank you Rita don't

forget to bring the coffin that's

definitely the weirdest thing I've ever

said on the show 186 okay the blue teams

made it to 186 Brookline Avenue the

coffin LED them here this is the mummy's

final resting place which is weird and

there's a tent indoors that's pretty

weird too why hello I'm STD hey STD

maybe STD knows a little more about this

weird

place the hieroglyph here told us to

come here because it was the final

resting place do you think you could

help us find it yeah sure why don't you

guys suit up and uh we can get started

all

right blue neckerchiefs nice vests and

adorable hats ready we here we

go this keeps getting weirder what is

this rough this is really cool it's dark

I've got a bad feeling about this I'm

sure if you guys work together we can

find some way to open this door and

figure out this entire mystery how's

that sound why not all right

great hello there anyone in there well

maybe the final resting place is

somewhere behind this may we creepy

creepy

door looks like a Egyptian god

yeah like it goes in a little mhm wait

wait a minute push it who oh my gosh oh

that is so cool look look Sun glowing

why is that lighting up pain and the

door opens but what's behind

it excellent work guys I've never

actually been in here before really yeah

you've never been in here what's

this wao what that a skeleton with a hat

wait a minute my fenters are wearing the

same hat guys I think the door is

closing hey the door is closing okay why

don't we take a look around why don't

you guys uh lead the way why don't you

lead the way St Ry just keep your keep

your flashlight on there that'd be great

my flashlight is dead their flashlight

is

dead how dare you enter my place of rest

what is that I am

pharoh that's pharoh must prove your

worthiness as most Warriors and Scholars

to see my final resting place and leave

my tomb alive wait he said the final

resting place like on the side of my

sarcophagus they have to solve this

guy's riddles oh great hidden on many

surfaces of this room you will find a

certain

hieroglyph it looks like a circle about

the size of a man's Palm they're looking

for circles about the size of a man's

Palm Palm press in each of those discs

and they have to push them when you have

found enough I will be satisfied good

luck thank you angry old person what

about this right here take a look is

that one push it in all right right here

guys excellent there's one right in

there a jump push the thing I can't do

it get on my shoulders shoulders oh boy

all right get down up slowly please

don't fall please don't fall yes nicely

done codan the doors are open another

door is open let's go leading them to

possibly more danger oh no I guess um

we'll check in on another team I'm sure

they'll be fine all right let's go in

what is this place orange hats for the

orange Team all right let's go um we're

back at the creepy door this is a door

but how do you open it

press the half moon thingy oh my gosh

door's

opening here they go great for the

skeleton still there oh wait I shouldn't

be surprised about that

hey sorry to scare you like that look we

got some puzzles to do in here

now it's the Pharaoh again locate the

four sound discs on four separate walls

of this room four sound discs what's he

talking about

each will produce its own

note I think there are two more down

here guys and now your

challenge I will play My Melody for you

and you must work together to reproduce

it here is the sequence you are to

play oh wait this is a memory riddle

they need to get the right order I am so

bad at

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this and I don't remember the second

part uh I don't I don't know no no no it

should sound like

[Music]

this La ready set

and la la

la la

la excellent yes they did it but wait

well that that means they need to go

deeper into the

tomb uh let's check out on the yellow

team the team that's not in the Tomb

this is so creepy I have no idea you see

anything oh my gosh least that opened

the door that is dark in

hello sorry about that sorry about

please tell St to cut that out in this

chamber I will puzzle your

mind the Barrow's got another one of his

riddles examine the image at your

feet it looks like this disc on the wall

rearrange it to look like this other

disc just put the tiles in the proper

places the pictures on the floor need to

be in the same order as they are on the

wall oh please put them in the right

order I think we should just take out

all of these things and just put them in

in the

middle ones that are in the ground is

this thing that looks like a balloon and

that feather right here see and in

between it looks like there's a sun okay

the one next to the feather it needs to

be another balloon that balloon is

called an ank ank ank we need a bird

there you go and then the half moon

perfect the next squiggly line okay and

then the snake and that feather and then

there's a bird um bird wait we seem to

have hit a road block we need to get

this to be a bird the plates have

pictures on both sides this is the one

that we need wa wait what is that sorry

you have triggered the Trap already trap

what trap you had better think

quickly theiling is dropping hurry up

you're going to get smushed we need to

finish this puzzle you guys can do this

Squigly come on there the bird put the

we do now double check your work check

double check your work It Go son come on

guys you're going to get crushed I

feather Sun we did it we did it is this

right yes

right I'm going have a heart attack

we're live yeah oh oh man that was close

I hope their parents don't see this

episode mommy you guys can head on

inside

hey we're getting closer to the final

resting

place

wa wait look what does it shine on

square right there maybe it has

something to do with these copper tiles

and reflecting the light but we don't

know where we're supposed to reflect it

on you have two mirrors right okay and

you have the shaft of light now if you

read that from top to bottom it ask you

to illuminate his face so maybe we

should angle the light towards the

pharaoh's face but which face

wait guys there's a lot of figures on

the wall but any of them could be the

Pharaoh that's true but this has to be

the Pharaoh it's a sarcophagus there's

like a game like this one mirror

reflects it over here and that mirror

reflects it to the face is right here

they're reflecting the light they're

working as a team right there this is

the final resting

place look that's a mmy that's a mummy a

mmy it's a it's a it's a giant

mommy wait a minute what does that say

guys let's take a

look

what mmy jery

SOS beef jerky snack arinos why is there

a beef jerky display in this burial

chamber hey ruio Bluff so you made it

through my Egyptian beef JY amusement

park this fake tomb is your amusement

park wait this whole thing was a

commercial for your beef jerky G you

planted that sarcophagus in my backyard

yeah and one more thing I sent that

sandwich knowing it was so good that you

couldn't resist but bury it it's the old

Buri to sandwich dig up the sarcophagus

con

oh all right I'm done let's get out of

here see you back in studio bye guys

nice to meet you all bye D you were nice

even though your boss blob totally used

me but hey I'm getting Prett brief

jerky and now coming back in the studio

o g they had the tomb of their life Emmy

Marco Ruby J Shrea and

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Mar let's get you Fetchers some points

Areno Point aroa J Emmy Mark when I dug

up that sarcophagus I was sure it was

authentic but with your scientific

sleuthing you exposed it as a brand new

fake for being true scientists who never

Flinch when pursuing the truth 85 points

and for The Blue Team Marco and Ruby

even a pharaoh would have been impressed

with your hieroglyphic deciphering so

that's good for 85

points but is that all the beef jerky a

dog can eat absolutely not oh what time

is it bonus Point today's five bonus

points go to the contestant who knows a

good mommy Adventure isn't complete

without a great scream and that means

Emmy with 90 points your today's daily

winner now Emmy I have here two

identical PFF helmets made out of dried

beef under one jerky helmet a prize

worthy of the Egyptian dog god an nubis

under the other something almost as nice

as Bluff Ruffman snack arinos so what

will it be helmet a or helmet b b for

beef jerky all right Emmy your prize is

in the mailbox let's see

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wa check that out yes it's an ancient

Egyptian necklace wa and what do you

think is spelled out in hieroglyphics it

says M that's right in hieroglyphics i e

that's awesome awesome enjoy the

necklace Emmy and Fetchers what an

awesome adventure today I'm R Ruffman

you're my Fetchers and we are out of

here bye

guys well let's see it looks like the

The non-existent Mummy has stopped

cursing us and the black ooze is dried

on the ceiling there's just one more

test we need to see if Chad is still

strangely the perfect assistant or if

he's back to normal Chad it's lunchtime

so I would like you to set the

table okay Chad has set the table on

fire well I'd say ched is back to

normal hey you want to learn more about

egyptology

let's dig a Little Deeper the goal of

the deceased was to come back to life

and enjoy all of life's pleasures and

none of life's cares they wanted to live

eternally death was something almost to

look forward to where you would have the

best possible life and that's why you

needed all the things with you

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okay one last thing not only do I host

my own television show but I have a

fantastic website too check it out it's

more fun than turning round and round in

circles before a nap pbskidsgo.org

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