01x11 - The Sister Circle

[bunniefuu]

- That man is playing you, girl.
- Get the hell out of my office.

- Previously on "sistas"...

This woman, she's been
seeing him for 3 months.

Oh, no, I'm so embarrassed.

What? This will be fun.
I got you.

On me.

You are what, a preacher?
A preacher.

You being serious?
Yeah.

Praise Jesus, why didn't
you tell me that?

I think he played his wife
into coming to see me.

Which one is his wife?
That's his wife.

That's not who I saw
at the airport.

Mother...!

What?

It's not the same woman.
It's not who I saw.

Hold... hold on.
Hold on a second.

Danni, are you sure?

You know I remember
b*tches' faces.

That is not her.

But let me see.
Hold on.

Yeah, but they... they look
the same.

These are two different women.

Yeah, but their hair.
Let me see.

I can't believe this.
Let me see. Let me see.

I can't believe this.

Look closely.

I don't know, I can't tell.

Damn.

Damn.

What?

She right.

You hated having to say
that, didn't you?

Say it louder.
She right.

That just k*lled you, didn't it?

Can you leave me alone, please?

Sure. Just like
every other man.

Wow! Stop.

We're here for Andi right now.

Stop it. Both of you.

I'm sorry.

Who are you talking to?
To you!

You better get her.

We're here for her
right now, danni.

I know that.

But she doesn't have to be
yelling at me and sh*t.

Ok, just calm down.
Let her have her moment, ok?

All this damn drama.
Look at you.

It's ok.

Danni, damn.

Fine. Fine.

I can't believe he would
do this to me.

Baby, you can't believe
the married man would cheat?

Ok, maybe you should go.

I'm not going anywhere, Karen.

Ok, then shh! Please.

Fine!

Woman: ♪ don't my girls
hold me down ♪

♪ Let them boys mess around ♪
hold me do

♪ my love life is a headache ♪

♪ We're going out tonight ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm into the love ♪

Andi, you really had no idea?

No, she didn't.

I am pissed.

Yeah, I would be, too, girl.

It's not right.

Didn't you say you was
gonna be quiet?

I'm not talking to you, Karen.

Ok, but you're trying to
make it worse.

Keep it up and you're
going over that damn balcony.

Can you guys just go?

We're not leaving you
like this, Andi.

Right. Girl, girl,
we're here to help.

Really? I can't tell.

Ok, we're here.
I'm sorry.

Well, you might as well leave

if you're just gonna keep
bickering at each other.

I'm sorry.
Just go.

Me, too, girl.
Me, too. Me, too.

All we have is each other.

These men ain't sh*t.

You can say that again.

Not all men, you know.

Ok, all men. All men.

I can't believe this is
happening to me.

How could I be such a fool?

Ohh.
I mean, was he lying

to me the whole time?
Wait, who is that?

Uh, hi.

How are you ladies?

Looks like I walked into
something.

Mm-hmm.
Yeah.

A bee's nest full of feathers,

'cause we about to sting you.

Birds, bees.

He knows what the...
I mean, Sabrina.

Ok.

Um, yeah, actually I don't.

Ohh! Ok.

What are you doing here, hmm?

Came to see the woman I love.

Oh, someone better get him.

Someone better get him fast.

He got jokes.
Get him.

Uh, is this a bad time?

You damn right.

Andi, what's going on?

Get the hell out of here.

Andi.

b*tch, you just broke
my button. I gotta pay for that.

This is about Andi.

This about your checkbook.

Andi, what's going on?

No, you heard me.

Hey, let me whup his a*s.
Can I... let me whup his a*s.

Please do.
Baby, listen.

Baby?
Y'all better get him.

Please, Sabrina, you the logical
one of all of US.

Go ahead, go.
Ladies.

I just want to talk to her.

She has nothing to say
to you right now, Gary,

so you can just see
yourself out.

No, no, no, no. See,
that's that diplomatic sh*t

Karen talking about.

Get the... out on the other
side of that mother... door...

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Ok.

Uh, leave the key.

Ohh.

All right, will someone
tell me what's going on?

Sure, sure.
Hold on, baby.

What all do you need to know?

Andi, look, I don't know
what's going on,

but ok.

I'll leave.

Ok. And I said
leave the key.

It's what I said.

Baby, listen.

All:

Ok.

Wait.

Just calm down.

I'm sorry. Um.

My friends was going through
something,

and I was just upset.

All right.

Ok, what is going on?
Shh. Shh.

Would you guys just give
me a second?

I don't know what
we're doing here.

Danni.

I know you're going through
something,

but I need to talk to my man.

Ok?

b*tch.
Ok, we gonna go wait...

In the bedroom. Ok?

We'll wait in the bedroom.
Come on, danni.

Put the knife away.
Come on.

Come on. Let's go.

No...

Sabrina.
Pullin' knives.

I'm watching you.

Close the door.

What the hell?

Shush.
Girl, if you shush me

one more time.
Listen!

Do you remember omega
round house?

She's taking it back to college.

Yes!
Oh! This finna' be good.

Ok, it's gonna be good,
so chill.

You know, I'm gonna... hush!

Ok.

Forgive my girls.

What's going on?

Danni's having a meltdown.

I'm sorry.
How are you?

I'm going crazy missing you.

I know.

You miss me?

Like you wouldn't believe.

Can you get rid of them
so we can...

No, they need me.

Ok, baby, but I need you, too.

I know.
I love you so much.

Not as much as I love you.

Heh heh.

How are things at home?

I don't want to be there.
No?

No.

But the kids are happy
at least, you know.

Yeah. I know it's hard.

Yeah. Yeah.

Are you ok?

I'm great.

Ohh.

I was, uh, I was hoping
you'd at least lie to me.

Why?

Oh...

Tell me that you were
missing me.

But we don't lie to
each other, right?

Right.

Ever.

Ever.

I got to get back to my girls.

She's having a really hard time.

Ohh.
I'm sorry.

Damn.

Ok, um, I'll call you tomorrow.

Oh, maybe you shouldn't.

Why not?

Well, you're helping me
and helping US

by going home, remember?

Look, I don't want to be there.

I want to be here.
I know,

but, baby, we don't always
get what we want.

You're not a selfish man.

Go home.

Do it for me.

Why is it so quiet?

I think he's kissing her.

She won't be able to resist.

No, you're wrong, ok?
She got this.

Baby, I don't think I'm
gonna be able to do this.

Why?
It's terrible.

What is?

I just can't stop
thinking about you every day.

You can't?

No. I mean...
Your body,

making love to you.

You know?

How beautiful you are.

Your, um, wife has been
calling me all day.

Has she?

Yeah.

Are you not doing a good job of
making it up to her?

Andi, um.

Tell me.

I went to a hotel.

I'm sorry.

So you're gonna force me
to represent her?

No, no, look. I'm...

I'm not forcing you to do
anything.

Well, I asked you
to go home, to make nice.

I can't.

So you want me to represent her.

Look, I won't say anything, ok?

You want me to

represent her, to win, but not
hurt you too bad?

Andi... no.

Well, just tell me what
you want me to do.

This is wrong.
No, no, no.

I've been thinking about it.

Just tell me what you want.

No, you... Your friends
are here.

Oh, they're talking.

You know how women are.

They can wait a second.

I hear the weakness
in her voice.

Listen, if he goes in
for the kiss again,

we got to go out there.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Tell me.

Tell me.

We can... we can just talk
about this later.

No.

I want to talk now.
Tell me.

Look, what man wants their
ex to have anything?

But that's not you.
I mean, you have kids. Right?

I know, but...

And you're a decent man.

So why not give her half

and $50,000 a month.

Andi.

That's fair. Right?

I mean, you make $100,000
a month.

Before taxes.

Tell me what you think is fair.

Look, I'm not comfortable
doing this

with your friends here.

But I want to talk.

No. Just go on.
Just... we'll...

Talk later.

You sure?
Yeah, yeah.

I'll call you tomorrow.

Ok.

All right.

Gosh.

I love you.
I love you so much.

Girls!

Go! Go, go.

Ok.

Um.

I'll call you tomorrow.

Ok.

It's great to see you all.

All: Mm-hmm.

Sabrina and girl, what the hell?

Shh.

He's still listening.

Come on.

Explain this sh*t.

Come on. Tell me what's
going on.

What?
How did you do that?

You just like pack all
your sh*t in

and bring them in like a horse.

She's a lawyer.

Girl, it was brilliant.

It was.

Wish I had what you have.

Really?

'Cause I'm tired.

I'm sick of this sh*t.

I'm sick of having to be strong

because a man wants me
to be weak.

I'm sick of playing these games.
I am...

Sick of being a fool for love.

I'm looking at this...

Tell me lies, and I'm taking it

because I want it to be true.

We got you.

Why can't they just
tell the truth?

Why can't they just let US
be who we are?

I know, I know, I know.
We got you, ok?

We always got you.

It's just the hand we
were dealt, girl.

What else can we do?

I don't want to play no more.

None of US do.

Zac came to the salon

to talk about how much
he love me.

Karen, he does.

Danni, we not giving d*ck
slack right now, ok?

It's not the time.

Ok.

Well, Jerome doesn't call me.

You know, he ain't called me
in forever.

He only calls me when
he wants something.

And, uh, you're right.

I go broke giving all these
money.

Well, at least you didn't
fall in love

with a married man who's dating
several women.

Girl, you right about
that. I didn't do that.

Oh, my god, girl.

I didn't.
Shh.

We all crying
here. Don't do that.

You're right.
You're right.

Calvin found my vibrator

and he wanted to use it
on himself.

He shoved it so far up his a*s,
I couldn't find it.

Oh, girl, you win.

Oh, my gosh.
I'm sorry.

Why would you do that?
I don't know.

I don't want to use it anymore.

Don't.
No.

We're out of wine.

That was some good...

Wasn't it?
Mm-hmm.

He always bought me
the best wine.

Ohh.

What's going on
with that, by the way?

What?
Right.

Him just walking in here
like that, huh?

What's up with that?
Why he just come back like that?

Well, I can't let him know
I know.

Is that your phone buzzing?

Uhh.

That's him?
Yep.

Block that b*tch.
You was supposed to.

You need to get your key back.

Back?

The... was living here?

Oh, my god.
Yeah.

Just like Zac is living
with you.

See?

Such a...

Ooh.

Can y'all chill?

Ohh.

So, tell US again, girl.

Well, I told him he needed
to get a divorce.

And until then, we're gonna be
limited friends.

Danni, Karen, and
limited friends?

What does that mean?
Is that like a...

Ok, all right.
All right. All right.

It... basically I told him
to go home for a month

and make nice with his wife

until she retracted the divorce.

Then I'd be in the clear.

But he played me.

He just wanted me to
represent her.

Why, though?

So that she could protect him.

Mmm.

And burn his wife
in the process.

Mmm!

I don't know, this
seems a little elaborate.

Are you sure?

I mean, that's what
the private detective said.

Andi, you are so much better

than being with a married man.

I know. I know, I know.
But he blindsided me.

I mean, he came over,

he told me he left her.

He said he wanted to be with me,

but then he got there
and I was like,

"this ain't right."

I just want him to fix it,
you know.

And his wife, ugh.
She's so sweet.

I don't want to think about it
anymore.

I just...

You were just in love.

Yep.

I do love him.

I know.

Well, that's over.

No, it's not.
Mmm.

What you talking about?

I got to get back at
that son of a...

♪ That's what I'm
talking about ♪

You feel me.
Ha ha ha.

I just need to think.
Mm-hmm.

You gonna do it, you always do.

Ain't no worries.

If I may play devil's advocate.

You the devil.

How you gonna advocate for him?

She didn't mean that.
Yes, she did.

Don't speak for me.

What were you gonna say?

Maybe it's just payback

for sleeping with a married man.

Danni.

Look, all I'm saying is we had

a no married men policy,
you broke it.

And you had several.
I didn't know, though.

Oh, the wedding picture
on the nightstand

wasn't... wasn't a give away,
wasn't an indication?

I was high.

I'm sitting here like
the damn doorknob.

Enough...

Ok. Ok. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, danni.

Y'all were right.
I need to learn how to...

How to speak less harshly.

What? Harshly?

Yeah.

You got a thesaurus app?

Where'd that come from?

Can you stop being a lawyer?

Oh, h* h* h*!
Mr. Grocery store.

He said that.

Who's that?

This man she met
at the grocery store.

The man Zac saw her kissing.

Ok, whatever.
Whatever.

It's true.

Danni.
Mm-hmm?

She apologized.

Now it's your turn.

For what?

An apology.
Say it with me.

Ok.
S-s-s.

Sorry.
S-s-s-s.

Sorry.
Oh, that one? Ok, sure.

I'm sorry.

I am. I'm sorry for

getting upset for you
talking about me

behind my back like a dead dog.

Damn, danni.
You're a dead dog.

I'm so sorry.

I think I nailed it.
That was... that was good.

You know what, actually,
I don't give a...

Excuse me.
Oh, ok.

Oh, that was mine.

Seriously, I'm sorry.

Yeah.

Danni.

All right, I'm sorry, too.

Love you, girl.

Aw, danni.
That's so sweet.

I love my sister circle.
Me, too.

Yeah, so sweet.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, but I... Zac, so.

What did you say?

That vibrator was
really, really small

that me and Cal...

What, are you mad?
You slept with him?

Yeah.

Danni, that's low.

Want to see the video?

No.

All right.
No, Karen, don't leave.

Don't. Why would
you do this?

Karen, no, no, no.
Karen, stop, please.

Karen.
Watch it.

Danni, please don't
tell her about this.

Tell her what?

That I love her and I need her.

And I'm so sorry I didn't give
her the attention she needed.

Then why did you
sleep with that other girl?

I don't know.

It's just the way she
makes me feel.

She ain't...

What? Karen?

No.
Who?

The girl I cheated with.

What is her name?

It don't matter.
It does.

No, that's her name in my phone,

it's "don't matter."

And the other one is
"not worth it."

I wouldn't sleep with
my friend's man.

We know you wouldn't.
We're sorry, danni.

No, because you...
Been talking about me

like I would, so...

Yeah.

Danni.

I'm sorry.

Look, I... up. I'm sorry.

The boy loves you, Karen.

He made a mistake, ok?

Come get him out of my house.

So you think I should
take him back?

Yes.

I think you should
think about it.

Take your time.

Yeah, that's right.
Take your time.

Whatever you want.

And I think you should
come get him tonight

'cause I don't know how much
longer I can hold out.

Shut up.
Danni.

Well, not tonight.

You think I'm kidding.

No, I trust you.

I just don't trust her.

We'll figure it out.

I trust you.

I love you...
Get off me.

We love you.

- I just love you.
- Come on now. Give me love.

I love our sister circle.

My bad. I got your hair.

You just slapped me
with your hair, girl.

I'm sorry!

Um, now can we go back

to figuring out how to mess up
Gary's life?

Yeah, let's do it.

Yes!
Can we get more wine?

What's his 'gram?
God, here she goes.

So it's Gary borders... uh-huh.

I was just leaving.

Ok.

The key's on the counter.

You going back to the shelter?

I guess, for now. Like...

Look...

I know you and your girls
are mad at me

'cause I got drunk and high

and we slept together.

Yeah, well, I showed
them the video.

No.

Yes.

Karen, too?

Yeah.

Guess that's what
I deserve, right?

Right.

You should watch the video.

Nah, I'm good.

Watch it.

Danni.
Watch the video, Zac.

What is wrong with you?

Like, for real?

I'm out.

Damn.

That's what you think of
when you see me?

Come on, just come on, give
it to me.

Just tell me. I know.

Tell me what you think about me
sleeping with your friend.

Come on.

What... what is going on?

I just wanted to hug you.

Why?

I just wanted to hug
you and tell you

that I want US to try and work
through this.

Really?

Yeah.

You trying to poison me?

No, just come home.

You sure?

Yeah.

You know I slept with her?

Well, I mean...

She know. She said we can
share you now.

What?!

Yeah. I get it on
Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Ok, what the hell is going on?

Wait, you didn't see the video?

And you saw the video?
Yeah.

Look, just come home and I'll
explain everything, ok?

Come on, get your bags. Bye.

Come on.
You sure?

Girl, he's scared as hell.

Just take him.
Ok. Come on.

Get your stuff.

Come on, let's go.

Zac, quietly: If you don't
hear from me,

tell my mama where I am.
Zac.

I love you.
Bye, girl.

Yeah.
Love you, girl.

Love you, too.

Bye.
Ha ha ha!

Ha.

When's it my turn to get
a man like that?

Sitting here watching
Tyler Perry...

Why didn't I get married?

What is it?

Nothing.

Tell me.

I just love you.

Like... this time of US not
being together

really just made me think
about myself

and all my...

I want to be better.
Like I want to do more.

I want to make more money.
I want to help with the bills.

Like, I want to do all of that.

I know.

Do you?

Yes, I do.

Because I be trying,
but you know where I'm from.

That I know.

All that... about me
with that hoe, man,

that ain't had nothing to do
with you, you know.

I promise you... I promise you if
you just give me another shot,

I'll never hurt you again.

You can't promise me that, Zac.

Oh, I promise I can promise
you that.

You might do something
that just...

Oh, you know what,
you right. You're right.

But if I do something
like that ever again,

I can promise you it will
be an accident.

It will not be because of
a woman.

What about a man?

What?
Never mind. Sorry.

Where is that coming from?

Sabrina's going through
something.

Forget I said that.

Whatever Sabrina going through,

that ain't got nothing to do
with US.

Please just let me try.

I promise I'm gonna watch
the way that I talk to you.

You ain't got to do that.

Like, this... this ain't
about you. This is about me.

We both have things that
we could work on, Zac.

That's fair, but...

You ain't ever cheat on me,
did you?

No.
Exactly.

I know that. And you would
never do that.

That's why I love you,
and I promise you

this is a new me.
I promise this is a new me.

Pull over.

What?

Pull over.
Zac. Zac.

Come on.
No.

Pull over.
We're almost home. Stop.

I can't wait.

You can't wait?
No. You can't wait either.

I see you pulled over, though.

Look, I'm just trying to see...

Meet me in the back.

Meet me in the back.
Zac!

Come on!

I didn't know we was
going to the back.

Move the seat forward.

Jesus.

What?
Scoot over.

Don't bring... ahh!
Zac!

Man: ♪ baby, I should spend
more time ♪

♪ Hanging with the friends
that I came with ♪

♪ 'Cause I can't quit thinking
about you ♪

♪ Baby, I spend all my life ♪

♪ Trying to feel what's right
in front of me ♪

♪ I'm done with me 'cause now
the waves come in ♪

Good morning.

Oh.

What?

How are you?

I'm good.

And how was last night?

It was good.

What happened?

Nothing, I just had
to leave early.

One of my girls had a problem.

No, ma'am.

What?

He told me.

Told you what?

He told me he hit
that a*s, girl.

What the hell?

What?

So what is he doing,
just calling you

and y'all talk like girls?

What is that supposed to mean?

I mean, why is he calling you

and telling you that we had sex?

He didn't.
But you just did.

I'm so good.

Dammit.
Mm-hmm.

So how was it?

It was good.

Really?

He's amazing in bed.

That is so messed up.
What?

Why I can't get that.

Maurice, what do you mean?

I know he a freak.

What makes you say that?

He walk like a freak.

How can you tell?

I know he just put it
anywhere, don't he?

He put something everywhere.

Wait, what?

Do not tell a soul.

Tell me...

He found my toys.

You mean toys like

sh*t, I done got turned on.

Mm-hmm.

Girl, where he put it?

There.

On you?

Mm-mmm. On him.

Oh, my god. Yes!

Shh!
Girl, I love it.

Stop it.

I just never been with
a straight man who likes that.

Do you know how many
straight men

I've been with who likes that?

No.

A plethora.

Mm-hmm.

So we still on this, Sabrina?

Maurice, I'm just...

I'm just trying to figure
this out.

Here's what you should do.

What?

I have a friend who's bisexual.

Invite him over to dinner.

Invite Calvin.

See if he's interested.

Interested in what?

A threesome.

I'm not doing a threesome.

You don't have to.

All we need to do is see if
he's into it.

If he goes for it, then you know
what you're dealing with.

If he doesn't, then you know
he just likes toys.

Grrr.

All of this is complicated.

Do it.
My friend's name is Javier.

He's cute. I'll give him a call
if you want me to.

No, no, no. I don't
know. I don't know. Hold on.

Well, let me know
when you find out.

Hi, may I help you?

How are you today?
Woman: I wanted to deposit...

Hey.

Hey.
How's it going?

I don't think she's coming.

Why?

'Cause they aren't here yet.

What time were they
supposed to come?



Well, maybe he talked
her out of it.

I sure as hell hope so.

But if he hasn't.

I don't know.

Well, haven't they called?

No, I haven't heard anything.

Just hope for the best.

Look, hoping for the best
is good,

but I need a plan "b," girl.

I could call Aaron.
He could pray for you.

Are you really joking right now?

I'm sorry, ok? Damn.

You know, when they get here,

I'm just gonna see
what they know.

You think that, uh, the
private detective told her?

I don't know why she wouldn't.

Well, let's hope that
Gary made up with her.

Now that I can hope for.

You ok?

Yeah.

Wait. Why are you so happy?

I'm not.

Is Zac over there?

No. No.

Stop lying.

Girl, he's in the living room.

Oh, so you moved your
living room into your bedroom?

Andi, stop.

Uh-huh.

It's ok if he's over there.

You think so?

Hell, he is already.

Ok, fine.
He's here.

Jeez.

Ms. Barnes,
Jasmine borders is here.

Ok. Looks like they're
here.

Send them in. Bye.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi, Ms. Borders.
How are you?

So you're the b*tch my husband.

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