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02x19 - Severing All Ties

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Sistas". Aired: October 23, 2019 – present.*
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A group of single black females from different walks of life who bond over their one common thread: why am I single?

02x19 - Severing All Ties

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- I know that that man did not come in here

and ask you to marry him.

- DANNI: Previously on Sistas.

- I love him and I will be with him if I want to be with him.

- This will all go away.

- I can't go back to jail. - You won't.

- When you want to rescue somebody

you care about from something that's really bad

you may not actually be rescuing them.

- Calvin in there having sex with a man.

Woo, that done got me sweatin', hot and bothered.

- Yo, what's up?

- Hello. - Hi.

Do you mind?

- What? - You're naked.

- Oh, you want me to cover up.

- No, do you mind staying naked?

- You're funny.

- Yeah. - You're cute.

- What's cute? - Your laugh.

- [laughs]

- There you go doing it again. - Well, it's my laugh.

[laughs]

- I like it. - Oh, thank you.

- What you got in the fridge?

- Take a look for yourself. It's right over there.

- Okay.

- Can I ask you a question? - QUE: Yes.

- Who are you? - I'm Que... I'm high.

- High? - QUE: Yeah.

- Oh, you been smoking a little weed.

- Nah, weed don't do this. - Don't do what?

- Just make you feel like this. - Uh-huh.

- Feel like what? - Like this. What do you mean?

- Uh-huh, come here. Let me see them teeth.

- My teeth?

- That's what that meth will do. Open up.

Umm... Yeah, you still got 'em all.

That meth will make you bald mouth.

- That's why you gotta go easy on it.

- Easy huh? - Real easy.

- Oh, my God. You're a dancer huh?

- QUE: Hell yeah, that's how I make my living.

- Oh, a stripper.

- Yeah, sorry I worked up a sweat in there.

- Woo, and I'm working up one out here. I understand.

- Yeah, your boy's amazing.

- I see.

Is he?

Oh my God, it's moving again.

- Yes it is.

- Um, is he in there now?

- Yeah, I'm about to go in for round four.

- Four! - Yeah, man.

He can't handle this, but he's trying.

- I see.

- Man, I'm stiff.

- Oh, look at, look at you doing your squats.

- Yeah, I gotta work that out. I'm thirsty.

- Not as thirsty as I am.

- Excuse me?

- I, too, am thirsty.

- Thank you. - QUE: I got you.

Here you go.

- Thank, thank you.

Q-R-S-T-U-V.

Que, Que, Que.

- ♪ My girls hold me down

♪ When them boys mess around

♪ And my love life is a headache ♪

♪ We goin' out tonight

♪ 'Cause I'm looking for love ♪♪

- [romantic music]



- What are you doing? - Just covering you up.

- Yeah, but it's hot.

- I know, it's getting hotter by the second.

- Is this bothering you?

- Um, hot and bothered a bit.

- Okay. - Yeah.

- Do you want me to go home?

- No, no, I like it when you stay over.

I really like you too.

- Okay, well, I can go to the sofa.

- Is that okay?

- Yeah. It's cooler out there anyway. Okay.

- Thank you. - It's alright.

- It's not gonna solve our problem though.

- Karen, I want to.

- I know, but... - Look, I'll just go home.

- No, no, no, don't go. It's late, you're tired.

- Yeah, I know but...

- Just sleep on the sofa and we'll talk about it tomorrow.

- Okay?

- Okay.

- Okay. Thank you.

- I understand. - Thank you for understanding.

- Sleep tight. - I will.

I hope you have amazing dreams of beautiful things.

- Beautiful things.

- AARON: I'll stay out here. - Uh-huh.

- AARON: On the sofa. - Okay.

sh*t.

- [phone rings]

- Hey, um.

- SABRINA: What's going on? - I need to talk to you.

- SABRINA: Is everything okay? - Everything's okay.

- You never call me this late.

- Yeah I know. But um, can you just stop by the salon

tomorrow morning before work?

- Yeah. What's happening?

- KAREN: Nothing, I just want to see you in person that's all.

- Is everything okay right now? - Yes, Sabrina.

Please, don't make me regret calling you, come on.

- SABRINA: Karen, are you good right now though?

- I will see you tomorrow, okay?

- SABRINA: You sure everything is okay?

- I'm fine. Okay? I'm fine.

- SABRINA: Okay.

- Okay.

Goodnight.

- SABRINA: Bye.

- [sighs]

- You think that'll be okay?

- I thought you was gone to sleep.

- I had to pee.

- Oh, go ahead, it ain't helping me.

- Is that gonna help you? - What?

- AARON: Telling the girls.

- I mean Andi won't talk to me, so, maybe Brina can get to her.

- Won't that just make it worse though?

- This is how we roll, okay? We got each other.

- Okay, it won't make her mad?

- No, like I said, I mean,

if I can't get to her, it's gonna take all three of us.

- Okay. I mean, you know your group.

- I do, thank you.

Didn't you say you had to pee?

- Yeah, yeah, I do.

- Yeah, so go ahead.

Don't just stand there looking all good.

Staring at me and sh*t.

- How am I looking at you?

- Run...okay? Fast!

- Okay. - Like a cheetah.

- I got you. Okay. I'll be right out.

- Okay.

sh*t!

- Hi. - Hi.

- Flowers. - You have got to be kidding me.

- Yep. I should've just left them up here over night.

- You can actually take those down with you.

- Oh, okay. - Sorry about that.

- NICK: Sure. - Thank you.

- NICK: Can I ask you something?

- Sure.

- If you don't want Gary to send you any more flowers,

then maybe you should take Gary off the list

to be able to come up here? I know it's not my business.

- No it's not. - Just trying to help.

- I'm fine, thank you.

- Well, all I know is you're a very beautiful woman

and you deserve better, so.

- Well, what I know is I can handle myself.

- Yes, I'm sure.

- Thank you.

- Sorry to overstep. - Bye, Nicholas.

Mind your damn business.

You are on your own on this one.

- ♪

- Damn.

What the hell? You have got to be kidding me!

DANNI: Bathroom. Bathroom soap.

You've got to be kidding me.

"Forever Diamond."

- MALE OPERATOR: Thank you for calling Forever Diamond.

- Hi, I'm trying to get this ring off.

- OPERATOR: Oh, okay, ma'am, do you have the key?

- The key?

- OPERATOR: Yes, ma'am.

- What key?

- I'm sorry, our rings are especially made

bride and groom rings.

The groom's ring is the key to the bride's ring.

- What?

- OPERATOR: Yes.

- Why won't it come off?

- Operator: Well, once it's on,

it tightens so slightly that it won't come off.

- Okay, see, this is some bullshit.

- OPERATOR: Oh, I'm sorry ma'am,

but lots of our couples love it.

- Wait. Did this tighten up on my finger?

- OPERATOR: Well, yes. It's designed to do that.

- And what if it cuts off my circulation?

- OPERATOR: Well, the tightening is so small

that it measures your finger as you put it on,

after it passes the knuckles.

- You've gotta be kidding me.

- OPERATOR: Well, is the groom there?

Maybe he can use his ring to unlock it.

- I don't believe this.

- OPERATOR: I'm sorry.

- So there's no way I can take this off?

- OPERATOR: It was meant to stay on forever, ma'am. It's a...

- It's bullshit. Okay.

What the hell, Gary?

- ♪ Yeah!

- [moaning]

- Oh, my God.

- BOTH: [moaning]

- ZAC: Oh...oh...oh...

- You're a morning person, I see.

- Oh, I'm not.

But you made me that way.

- Damn, Zac.

- What?

Come on, let it out.

- Okay.

We fit.

- Don't I always fit?

- It's like I go left, you go right.

It's like we're in rhythm.

- I know what you mean.

- I never had that before.

- Me either. It's like I don't even gotta tell you what to do.

- Right.

It's crazy. - I really like that.

- But your face, it be giving all the direction.

- What about my face?

- You be like... [imitates panting]

- You--you have, my face don't, my face be smooth.

I be...

- No it does not.

- Straight eye contact. But your face though.

- What?

- Your eyes be c*ck like a p*stol.

[imitates moaning]

- You lying.

- [imitating moaning]

- Well, when it's that good I might be making those faces.

- Fatima. - What?

- Are you serious? - Zac, I'm a straight sh**ter.

- I know.

- And you need to get used to people telling you the truth.

- I hear you. I hear you.

- Look, I don't know who's beat you down in the past,

but I'm gonna tell you the truth.

- That sound good, but what about when I mess up?

- I can still be mad at your sh*t

and tell you the truth without tearing you down.

- I mean you did ride with me with that drug sh*t.

- Mm-hm.

- Had that been my ex, she'd been on my a*s.

"Zac, I knew you..."

- Whoa, whoa, can we not? - Okay.

- Damn. - My bad, my bad.

- You know how to mess up a wet dream.

- Okay, I don't like messing up wet dreams.

I got you, my bad. I ain't, no ex zone, I got it.

- Yeah. I'm not that woman. Alright?

I think she was a fool to not see what she had.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- Wait, wait, wait, are we like, are we like getting serious?

Is that what's happening here?

- Um, I don't know yet.

- What you mean, you don't know yet?

Oh, so, it's all on you?

I'm just here butt-a*s naked in your bed

but it's all on you. Okay...okay.

- You want honesty?

- Yeah.

- Well, you just keep doing what you doing.

- Alright, I always do that.

- And I will tell you this.

I haven't felt like this about anyone in a long time, so.

- Well, how many anyones have you been with?

- That's not what we talking about.

- What happened with all the honesty?

Just a few seconds ago it was honest, honesty, honesty.

- Yeah, and I'm honestly not telling you.

- So, it's honestly that many, huh?

- See, those games don't work with me.

And I gotta get ready for work, so...Alright...

Wait, where you going? Let me get in the shower with you.

- Uh-uh. - Come on, let me...

- No, you not getting my hair wet.

- What do you mean no? Come on.

I promise I won't get your hair wet. I promise.

- Alright.

But stay on your side of the shower.

- Nobody want to get on your side of the dusty a*s shower.

- Mm-hmm, you stay on your side.

- My side of the shower's good.

My side of the shower's good, then.

sh**t.

My side of the shower's just fine.

Don't come over here trying to creep.

Now you all on me, right? Now you all on me.

That's fine. That's fine.

- FATIMA: And I'm wearing my shower cap.

- ZAC: Don't nobody care about that.

- Thank you. - Hey.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- What's going on? - I need to talk to y'all.

- I told you I'm paying the Amazon bill.

Can I get a second? Can I catch up?

- Danni, No, you ain't.

But that ain't even what I'm talking about.

- Oh, go ahead. - What is it?

- Look, this ain't my business to tell but I'm worried.

- What, Karen? - Okay, alright.

Andi's seeing Gary again.

- They're back together, Karen?

- Yep. Yep, and um, he asked her to marry him.

He did. I saw the ring myself. I saw it.

- I don't like this at all.

- I don't like it neither. My sentiments exactly.

- I mean, after all that he's done to her.

- Right, right.

- Well, how'd you find out?

- I went over there, and, um, he was there.

The ring was there.

- And what did she say? - She got mad at me.

Yep.

What are we gonna do? What's the plan?

Brina?

- So is she really gonna marry him?

- I don't know. I don't know.

She didn't say yes. She didn't say no. I don't know!

I know she can't do it. I know what you're thinking.

- This is not okay.

- I know. I know! What are we going to do?

I don't know, but we can't let her do this.

Maybe we should go to her job.

- Okay, no. - Let's go talk to her.

- No, no, no. No. That's gonna piss her off.

- I don't care. - And she just got the job back.

- I don't care. I don't care.

You know what happened to her in college.

- I know, I remember.

- What the hell is wrong with her?

- I don't know. I don't.

- We can't let her do this!

- I know, but Brina, what we gonna do? What?

- I don't know. She needs an intervention. Why?

Look, look, okay. How 'bout this?

How 'bout this?

After work, we all go over and talk to her.

Brina?

Okay, thank you.

Danni, why you being so quiet.

I thought you'd be happy that I'm finally sharing with y'all.

- SABRINA: Right.

- I tried having this conversation at the bank.

Y'all wanted me to be quiet. So, I'm quiet.

You want me to talk now. - Go ahead, Danni.

Go ahead, Danni, go ahead.

- We all have been fools for a man one time or another.

- KAREN: Not like this, we ain't.

- Oh, Karen, darling, don't make me pull out your scorecard.

- Oh, stop it, okay? That was college.

I'm a grown a*s woman. We all are.

- Are we?

- Uh, yes. Yes, this is mine.

- Aren't we just doing the same sh*t

with different men who are just older little boys?

- I hate it when she smokes in the morning.

- Wait, hold on. She be nailing it sometimes.

- Yeah, but don't encourage her, Karen.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Go ahead, Danni. What you saying?

- She's gonna have to figure this out on her own.

You know there is nothing we can say to her right now

that she's gonna listen to.

- She's got a point.

- So that really means we don't tell her?

- No, that just means we let her just come to us.

'Cause she will.

- What the hell's gotten into you, Danni?

- It's that white boy.

- Oo, that must be going well.

- Just say that I'm right. Because you know I am.

It's okay.

- You're right.

- I don't know.

I really think that we should talk to her right now.

- You know, y'all usually want me to leave

but if you really need me to go with y'all,

like really, like really.

- You'll go. - I'll go.

- KAREN: Okay. - But I'm just gonna listen...

- KAREN: Okay. - ...and watch y'all

try to talk to that brick wall.

- I mean, that would be the first time that you listened.

- Okay, I got to go to work, so...

- Okay. - Alright.

But we're going to go as soon as we're done with work.

Every single one of us. Okay.

- Uh-huh and I'm not gonna tell her that we coming.

- Okay, girl. - Cough up.

- Can you do anything but nod your head?

- Okay, sisterhood, sister circle.

Ride or die, whatever, I'm there.

- Okay, y'all need to get out of my shop.

- Just call if anything happens.

- I will call, I promise.

I will, bye.

Don't trip, Danni.

You know your a*s can't walk in them heels.

Why you even wear heels at the airport?

That don't make no damn sense.

- Morning. - Yes, it is.

- Oh.

- I did not sleep a wink.

How long can y'all go?

- I'm a marathon man and so is he.

- How long have you known Calvin?

- Oh, is that his name? We just met.

- Just met? - Yeah.

- And he invited you here? - Yep.

- Oh, so he's a sl*t. Got it.

- Aren't we all in some way? - No.

- Okay, well, you're definitely missing the fun.

- Don't touch me, you gutter snipe.

- Sorry.

- I'm already mad at you stingy b*tches.

- Why, wha--what did we do?

- Y'all could've included a big b*tch with all them muscles.

- I asked Calvin to, he said no. He was too embarrassed.

- Embarrassed? - Yes, embarrassed.

- That's an old dirty b*tch in there.

- Well, look, he's knocked out and I'm sure he's gonna be sore.

He loves it.

- Well, I guess it's time for you to be going now.

- Okay.

But I think we're gonna get together again tonight,

when I get off.

- Aw, that's great. I'm sure he would love your home.

- No. I live with my mom.

- Your mom.

sh*t, um, young man, where do you work?

- Told you I was a stripper.

- And you live with your mom.

- Yeah, I'm kinda between jobs right now.

Why? Do you have a job for me?

- I certainly do. - Oh, what is it?

- If you walk that way, grab the door knob,

turn counter-clockwise and step on the other side of it.

- You mean...? - Uh-huh.

- Well, what's counter-clockwise?

- Get the -- out of here, boy!

- Okay, damn.

Bye.

- That's the wrong door.

- Where do you want me to go?

- How did you get in?

- I was high. I don't remember. All I know I was on...

- "I was," bye.

Look over there.

b*tch, to the left, to the left.

- Okay, I get it. Calm down.

You're such an as*h*le.

- I got an as*h*le, bye, Que.

- QUE: I know you do.

- Bye, Que.

And Calvin, b*tch, we gonna have a long conversation

when I get back from work. Holding out on me!

- Yo, yo. I got arrested again. Come on, man.

- What?

- Yes. - For what?

- Your girl, got me arrested for credit card fraud.

- How'd you get out?

- Don't worry about that.

- Damn, Zac, I'm-- - No, don't damn, Zac.

You need to tell her I didn't do that sh*t.

- I did tell her.

- Danni, listen, I know that she's mad at me

and I get that, but I didn't do that sh*t.

- I know. - I'm serious.

- I know.

- She know how hard I worked to get this job.

Listen, if she don't want to be with me, I'm cool with it.

Alright? I moved on.

She want to be with that corny dude,

she can be with the corny dude.

But she can't try to destroy me.

- Zac, she's mad, you know how she gets when she's mad.

- So, she's trying to destroy me.

- She loves you.

- She got me arrested for something I didn't even do.

- She got a funny way of showing it.

- She need to get that sh*t out of her head.

'Cause I didn't do it. - Okay, I'll talk to her.

- You do that.

- Better still, yet,

it might be better coming from you, you know, since--

- I'm not talking to her! - Well, I think...

- 'Cause, that's what she wants me to do.

What she need to do is leave me the hell alone. Okay?

So I can focus on my other opportunity and not lose my job.

- How's that going?

- I'm not telling you. - Zac.

- You just want to know my business so you can tell her.

- Yeah, so?

- It's going great, Danni. Perfect.

Tell her that. It's going great.

- Okay, I'll do that.

- Do that. You better tell her what I said.

- I'll--I'll talk to her.

But actually, again, circling back,

maybe it's better coming from you.

- I am not talking to her! I'm not!

I said it already! Don't ask me no more!

- Okay. - Thank you!

- You bet.

- I'm going to cool down because if not,

I'm going to k*ll somebody.

- Okay. Want some breakfast?

- No, I'm not hungry.

- I'm hungry.

- I was too busy in jail for something I didn't do.

- They feed y'all good there or something?

- Hey, b*tch!

- What?

- I said, what's happenin', b*tch?

- What are you doing?

- MAURICE: b*tch?

"Hey, b*tch"? - Look, Maurice.

- "Hey, b*tch"? - I spoke with Sabrina

last night and she told me all about, you know, what happened

with you and Alonzo and how I shouldn't judge you.

So, I just want to say, I'm sorry, b*tch.

- Wow, um, really?

- Yeah, I'm sorry, b*tch. - Please, stop doing that.

- What? I thought you liked that.

Sabrina told me to drag it out. I go, b*tch...b*tch...

- Sabrina's stupid, um, and you're not saying it right.

- It's b*tch.

Not, "biiitch." I don't quite understand that.

- Okay, well, I mean, sh*t, I'm trying, right?

b*tch.

- Thank you, God bless. Um, you don't have to do that.

- Okay. So, Bit--b*tch.

- It's biotch. - Biotch. I know that one.

- Hi.

- I knew that.

- Hey. - SABRINA: Hey.

- Hey.

- Morning.

- Morning, Sabrina. - Hey.

- You know what? - What?

- Y'all -- last night. - Ssh.

- Mm-hm. - We did not.

- Yeah, what was that about, Sabrina...Jacobi?

- Stop, we were just speaking.

- Mm, and you couldn't look at him?

- There's nothing to look at.

- Mm-hm. What happened last night?

- Nothing happened.

We just went to happy hour. No dinner.

- But he had dessert.

- No.

No he did not.

- Lies.

- No, nothing happened.

- He didn't have no bundt cake?

- No.

- No caramel surprise?

- No. - No tiramisu?

- We just went to happy hour.

We didn't have any dinner and then, you know,

he came over.

- And then what happened! - Sssh! Maurice!

- What happened?

- Nothing happened. I couldn't. Okay?

- Why not? I could.

- Well, you know I'm still feeling Calvin.

- Girl, please now.

- What?

- Nothing. What else happened?

- Nothing. - That's the only reason?

- Well, Maurice he scared me.

- Wait a minute, girl. How? What'd he do?

Come on with it, b*tch, come on with it.

- I ain't never seen something so big.

- What? - Yeah.

- How big?

- Like, not-human big. Not human!

- Girl, I hate you, b*tch. - Why?

- Why do y'all got to be straight? Hmm?!

- And he's tatted.

- Down there too?

What it say, girl?

- It was a smiley face. It winked at me.

- Oh, my God.

It don't seem like you thinking too much about Calvin now.

- I am. - Well, you shouldn't.

- Why not, Maurice?

- Well... - Tell me!

- Well, I think that he's moved on.

- It was with that girl, right? - Mm-hm.

- I knew it. It was with that girl I saw him with.

- Yep, that guh.

- Maurice, when you say "guh" like that,

you're usually talking about a man.

- Okay, well, I'm just gonna go on and say the sh*t.

I came home and I heard --.

Not lovemaking.

Not sex. Not having, --.

Deep, hard...

back-breaking --.

- Okay. Maurice, that's not making me feel good.

I don't want to hear that.

- Well, you sure ain't gonna like this next part.

- No, no, no, no. I don't want to hear it.

- Are you sure?

- Tell me.

- Girl, then this fine-a*s man walked out of the door.

- Calvin?

- Another guy...darker.

- Was he in there with Calvin?

- Yes.

Just the two of them.

- How do you know that?

- b*tch, I saw it.

- So that means he's bisexual.

- Girl, what I heard in that room

jumped all the alphabet. It don't have no category.

Try-sexual.

- Maurice, are you lying?

- I'm telling you.

- What did he say?

- What, what did he say?

Okay. He said-- [moaning] "Oh, yeah." [moaning]

- Ssh, ssh...Maurice, stop!

You know that's not what I'm talking about.

This morning!

- Oh, girl, I didn't get a chance to talk to him.

I had to come to work. But I'll be talking to him

when I get home tonight, after I air out that room.

- I don't even know why he didn't just tell me.

- Well, baby, the freaking he had going on in there,

I don't think he want anybody to know that.

- Okay, I've had enough.

- I mean, he took it. - Go to work!

- I mean, took it, and flipped it, okay? Took it.

- Go to work, Maurice! - He went to work.

- Fine, Calvin.

- [phone rings]

- CALVIN: This is Calvin Rodney.

I'm unable to get to my phone right now...

- Calvin, this is Sabrina.

I could've respected

if you told me that you were g*y.

I could've respected if you told me that you were bisexual.

I could've respected if you told me the truth.

Matter of fact, just lose my number.

Don't ever call me again.

You are...the smallest, weakest, human being

I've ever met.

Maurice told me about you.

Don't call me.

- KAREN: Hey.

- Hey, Karen?

- KAREN: Yes.

- Zac was arrested.

- And?

- DANNI: Okay, I told you he didn't do it.

- I don't know that, Danni.

- DANNI: Well, he's pissed.

- Okay, well, I'm pissed too. Thank you very much.

- You better be sure.

- KAREN: I don't need to be nothing. I know he did it.

The bank said he did. What else do you need?

- Karen, why would he do that?

- To spite me, maybe. I don't know.

- You sure you're not doing this to spite him?

- KAREN: Excuse me, Danni?

- What? You know he doesn't want to go back to jail.

Why would he do something like that?

- Look, the bank said it was signed for by him and that's it.

- DANNI: Have you seen the signature?

- Danni, I'm busy. I'm at work.

You need to stop calling me at this time.

- Okay, well, he's pissed, Karen.

- KAREN: I don't care. Okay? I'm pissed, too.

Let him sit his a*s there until I get my money.

- Oh, girl, he's out.

- What? What the hell do you mean? How'd he get out?

- I don't know, maybe his new boo.

- Maybe his new boo can give me my money.

- DANNI: Karen...

- No, look. I'm sure he found another dumb broad

to take care of him for as long as I did.

- You know, that's what I thought too,

but he seems pretty focused to me.

- KAREN: Why you telling me this?

- 'Cause I think you should know.

- Okay, well, look, I'm gonna get back to work.

'Cause that's what I'm doing, is working.

- You and I both know ain't nobody in that damn chair.

- Okay, bye, Danni. Bye.

- Alright. See you tonight at Andi's.

- I said bye. - If you make it. Bye.

[grunts, sighs]

- MAURICE: Things go well. - [door rattles]

- Where's Sabrina?

- Thank you so much. I have a rude a*s behind me.

She's on break. - How long is she gonna be?

- I don't know. - That's cool. I'll wait.

- I'm surprised you can sit down that easily.

- What?

- That a*s must be made of Teflon.

- What are you talking about? - You're Teflon Don.

- What are you talking about?

- That be all that I heard, I wouldn't be able to.

- Look, Maurice, I don't have time

for your bullshit right now, alright?

- Mm-hm. You in a mood today, huh?

- Oh, you have no idea.

- Child, if I had all the activity you had,

I'd be waving and smiling like a pageant queen.

- What?

- You could've just told me. I'm Maurice.

- Look, I don't know what you're talking about, alright?

- Well, your a*s does.

- I just told you,

I'm not in the mood for your bullshit, alright?

- Mm-hm. So you gonna pretend

that you don't know what I'm talking about.

- Please, go do some work and get out of my face.

- I will, I will. - CALVIN: Good.

- But first, answer me a question.

- What?

- How was your night, last night?

- Why?

- Just a lot of noise I heard, it seemed to be very lit.

- What?

- All that noise coming out of there I just I mean, amazing.

- Would you tell me what the hell you're talking about?

- All the noises and screaming coming from your room.

- Tell me about it. - It seemed to be very lit.

- Hold up. Wait a second. My room?

- Yes, your room. I came in and I heard it all, honey.

- Wait a second.

Maurice, please do not tell me you told Sabrina

that I was in that room with some guy.

- I did. - Yes, he did.

- So that's why you left that nasty message?

- Well, if you would've just told me the truth,

or maybe if you would've been man enough

to let me know that you're g*y, Calvin--

- Okay, look. I'm done with this.

I'm not talking about this anymore.

- That's okay. It's clearly done. I'm done.

We're done.

- Look, this thing that we got going on,

whatever it is, it's over. I'm done with this sh*t.

- Good, so am I. You don't have to accept the truth,

but at least I know who I am.

- You know, you a real piece of work. You know that?

- Fine! Let me be a piece of work.

But at least I have truth.

- You got truth alright.

And you gonna be truthful all alone by your damn self.

- Calvin, you know I can have any man I want, right now.

- Well, go on and do that. - I will.

- Go on and have any man...

- I will! One who doesn't lie to me!

- Do not call me ever again.

- Okay.

No problem. Blocked you and I deleted you.

- You know what? -- you.

- Enjoy your new girlfriend, Beard.

What the hell is wrong with him?

And he's mad at me when he's the one that's doing this.

He got caught, Maurice!

- Beard?

- Damn it!

Hello.

- GARY: Hey.

- Hey, Gary.

- Hey, how are you?

- ANDI: I'm not doing too good.

- What's wrong? - This ring.

- GARY: Yeah, I'm sorry about that.

- I can't get it off.

- Wait, what? You put it on?

- Yes, I wanted to see it.

- GARY: Well, that's good. - No, it's not good.

- Well, I'm glad you're curious.

- You didn't tell me that it was a different kind of ring.

- I'm sorry.

- You did this on purpose, Gary.

- No, no, no, listen.

Honestly, I didn't think you'd put it on until I put it on you.

- Well, I did. And now, I wanna take it off.

- You sure?

- Yes, I'm sure.

- Alright.

- Okay, do you have the key?

- Yeah, I do. It's the man's ring.

- Okay. Can you send it to me?

- Send it? Why don't I just bring it by?

- I can't walk around work all day with this ring on.

Can you send it with a messenger or...?

- Look, it's no problem, I'll just...

- Gary, you know you can't come to my job.

- Okay. How 'bout I pull up front

and have Fatima come down and get it?

- Okay, that's...perfect.

- GARY: Look, but I really want you to leave it on.

- I can't do that, Gary.

- Okay. Did you think about marrying me?

- I think that, um...

- GARY: I think that you have. That's why you put it on, right?

- Can you just come now, please?

- Alright, I'll be on my way. - Thank you.

- GARY: I wish I could see you. - Gary...

- GARY: I understand. I'm on my way.

- How long are you gonna be?

- Um, no more than .

- Okay.

Bye.

- That's that b*tch right there. Let's beat her a*s.

We're gonna beat your a*s today, b*tch.

- SABRINA: Next on Sistas.

- Leave me alone! - Is that right?

- Alright, so, he was with a dude and they're dating?

- How are you? - A little tired.

- Well, maybe this can energize you a little bit.

- I don't understand it.

Why couldn't he just tell me the truth?

If you're g*y, you're g*y. There's nothing wrong with that.

- I'm tired of feeling like sh*t, Karen!

And it hurts the fact that you think I would steal from you!

I wouldn't steal from you! It hurts.