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03x02 - Acting Normal

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Sistas". Aired: October 23, 2019 – present.*
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A group of single black females from different walks of life who bond over their one common thread: why am I single?

03x02 - Acting Normal

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- I told you to leave him alone but you didn't do it.

- I'm sorry.

- SABRINA: Previously on Sistas.

- I need you to go.

I'll see you at work, right? - Okay, yeah.

- Clock in early. - Wait a minute, hold up.

- What are you doing? - I want you.

- Fatima, you are everything that I want.

You make me feel amazing.

- I went over there to Sabrina's.

- And Jacobi was there?

- Butt naked in the refrigerator.

- Why is no one telling me how Gary is?

He should be in the hospital right now.

- Look, I'm fine. Go.

- I saw her sh**t you.

- Nope.

I replaced the b*ll*ts with rubber ones.

That sh*t hurts like hell.

It just knocked me out when I hit the floor.

- What?

- Good thing you did.

- Thanks guys. You guys can go.

- Call us if you need anything.

- Wait, I--I don't understand.

I saw her sh**t you.

- Look, look, when, when I was living with her

look, I was always worried she'd do something to hurt me

or herself.

So, I put rubber b*ll*ts in the g*n.

Look, they're, they're non lethal.

She obviously didn't know.

- Thank God she didn't. - Yeah.

- I'm just glad you're okay.

- Oh, oh.

- Don't do that thing. - I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

- No, look, I'm the one that's sorry.

For all of this.

- Well, at least we know where your key was.

- Yeah.

- I'm gonna change the locks in the morning.

- Mm-hmm, and she's, uh, she's gonna go to jail

for a very, very long time.

- I hope she's gone for good.

- Alright, um, look, I'm gonna go get my son.

- Um, of course, uh, where is he?

- Um, he's at her mom's.

So, I gotta, I gotta go get him.

- Are you sure you can do that?

- Yeah, look, I'm, I'm fine.

Alright?

- I'll come with you.

- Nah, look, that'll, that'll make her sisters go crazy.

I'm gonna go get him and just bring him to my mom's.

- I could stay in the car.

- Look, her whole family is crazy. Okay?

So, I'm just gonna go get him, bring him to my mom's

and stay there tonight. Alright?

- Are you sure? - Yeah, yeah I'm fine. Okay?

I'll call you when I get there.

I love you.

- Okay.

- [grunts]

- Baby, be careful.

- I'm alright.

- ♪

- ♪ My girls hold me down

♪ When them boys mess around

♪ My love life is a headache ♪

♪ We're going out tonight

♪ 'Cause I'm looking for love

- [upbeat music]

- Hey. - Hey.

Hungover?

- Yeah.

Yeah.

- You okay?

- Yeah, I just was out of my mind yesterday.

- I'm sorry about that.

- Nah, not your fault.

- Well, it is.

- No, no, no,

I gotta control my emotions better.

And stop myself from drinking.

Like you can.

- You can too.

- Look, I, uh, yesterday was a lot.

- I know.

I know it was. - Yeah.

I didn't handle that well at all.

But today is a new day. Isn't it?

- Yep.

- Hey, um, listen.

Thank you for taking care of me.

- Yeah, of course.

- And I'm sorry I, uh, go naked and just...

- Oh, apology accepted.

- Yeah.

- Just don't even mention it.

- Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking.

- Well, based on what you was saying,

I think I know what you was thinking.

- You're right.

- Want to talk about it?

- You first.

- I could be wrong so, um, you should start.

- Okay, so, I wanted to come over here

because I wanted to make love to you.

Alright, I wanted to show you

that I was better than him.

I, uh, I just wanted to show you

that I can be everything that you want.

In the bedroom and everywhere else.

And honestly,

honestly I just wanted you to forget.

Forget how he makes you feel when he's inside you.

- You know it's deeper than that right?

- Karen.

- No, no pun intended. I just, I meant that.

- I, I know what you meant.

Yeah, I know what you meant.

- Right.

- He is so in your head.

- He's in my heart actually.

- Yeah, I hear you.

I do.

I do.

- Look, I, I have to go to work.

- Yeah, I know you do.

Look.

- Can we talk about this later?

- Maybe not.

Maybe not.

Honestly, I just, you make me crazy.

You know what I mean?

And I think I just need some time.

- I understand. - Yeah.

And honestly, I think you need some time too.

- Time?

- Yeah, just to get clear.

Matter of fact, you know what? Let's both do that.

Yeah?

- Okay.

- AARON: Okay.

I'll see you, Karen.

- --.

- [upbeat music]

- You're up? - Yeah.

- Usually, I have to wake you up times to get you up.

- Yeah, I know.

- Wow, you are so beautiful in the morning.

- Preston, stop it.

- PRESTON: What?

- You're making me blush.

- It's true.

- Thank you.

- So, what you got going on today besides work?

- That's it. You?

- I gotta go see my mom.

Don't, don't look like that.

- Yep, nope.

Your brothers are...?

- No, look she's pissed at them. Alright?

She just honestly wants to see me.

- I don't know, Preston.

- It's fine, Danni.

Look, my mom don't play.

- Okay.

- So, you're coming home straight after work?

- That's the plan. - Okay.

- Wait. - What?

- What are you doing? Why are you asking me that?

- I just asked.

- Okay.

Okay, um, if the hillbillies are in this house...

- What are you talking about?

- Okay, 'cause I need to know if your Maw is gonna be here.

- I'm not doing that. Alright?

- You better not. - I learned my lesson.

- Good, okay, 'cause I don't--

- No, look, I got it. Clearly, I got it.

- Okay. Alright.

Why are you asking me if I'm coming straight home?

- 'Cause I'll miss you.

- Really? - Yeah, really.

You see, you thought I was up to something.

- I didn't know. I wasn't having it.

I, I, I can't. - PRESTON: I know, I know.

- I don't have the constitution. - I see.

- Okay. - [knock at door]

- It's the first.

It comes every month you know.

- Okay. - I should set a reminder.

- Look, Danni. I paid the rent.

You don't have to do that, okay.

- No, no, no, no, no, she will find something.

- I'll get it, will you stop it? - Alright, fine.

- I, I got it. - Okay, you handle it.

- I will.

- [suspenseful music]

- Hi. - Hey.

Good to see you.

- You too.

So, is Danni here?

- Yeah, she's somewhere hiding.

- Okay. See you later.

- See ya. Bye Danni.

- Danni.

Danni.

- Danni.

Danni, where are you?

- Oh, hey girl.

It's just you.

- Yes.

Who'd you think it was?

- Don't worry about it.

- Okay, why are you not answering your phone?

- Oh yeah, I was doing my meditation.

- Danni, since when do you meditate?

- This is my meditation.

- Well, okay. I need to talk.

- Clearly, uh, Sabrina, I'm not talking to you

about Jacobi or Calvin.

- No, please. I, I really need the advice.

Danni, seriously. - I am not your guru.

- I mean, you just said you were meditating.

- For my own peace of mind.

Not your bullshit.

- Please Danni, come on.

- Alright.

- Okay, okay.

So, I mean I don't really need help on that thing

but what do I actually do when I get to work?

You know? Like when I see him, do I say something to him?

Because I don't really know what to do.

You're good at this.

You've been in this situation before.

You know?

I mean you're the one that kinda like...

you know what I mean.

- Are you implying that I'm a wh*re?

- No. I would not do that.

- What? Sounds like it to me.

- You're just more sexually versed than me.

- Okay.

- It's because you can have sex with somebody one night

and then ignore them the next.

- Depends on how good they were.

- Please, Danni. Please, please, I mean...

- Did you enjoy it?

- Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I did.

From what we actually got done, yes.

- What does that mean, Sabrina?

- You ever heard of Mandingo?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Yeah, I have. - Guess what happened?

- I need to stop by the bank

and pay a visit to Jacobi. - Why?

- You don't want him anymore, obviously.

- Come on, I'm being serious.

- Alright, Sabrina, you just go in there

and you act normal.

As normal as you know you're able to muster.

- Okay, normal. Normal.

Right, normal. I can do that.

- DANNI: Mm-hmm. - Right?

Good morning.

How does that sound?

Good morning.

Is that better?

- You know what?

- What about like, what's up?

- Stop. Stop it.

- I'm just nervous.

I mean, what if he actually talks to me instead?

- I've never been that good with remedial students.

And you're blowing my meditation.

You go in there. - Please Danni.

- You, you go in there, you sit in that damn office,

you ignore him all day.

Okay, you don't gotta be up under him.

- Okay, okay.

What if he gives me eye contact?

- Girl, I can't--

I can't. I gotta get ready.

- Where are you going?

- Listen, I gotta get my mind right to go smile

in these white folks' face. So, I've done my best.

- Okay, okay.

I see that you're no help this morning.

- Namaste h*.

- You're a shitty guru.

- Bye.

Go in peace.

- [upbeat music]

- Hey.

- Hey, babe.

- Well, you left early this morning.

- I went to get my hair done.

- Ah, well, it's great. - Thanks.

- Um, this is a friend of mine.

What did I tell you?

- Yes, you're right.

- What's going on?

- Well, like I said, he's a friend of mine.

Um, he called me this morning very upset

that one of his models quit.

And he needed a model.

So, I told him you'd be perfect.

- Um, I'm not a model.

- He's right.

You are beautiful.

- Um, I don't know about that.

- I have a campaign I need to sh**t

and I need the client to be happy.

Would you do it?

- Um.

- For me, babe.

- I'm not a model.

- Please, please, please.

Just, just a few dresses. Right?

- Um, do you think I could do that?

- I told you she was shy.

- You would be perfect.

Look at how the light hits your cheekbones.

- Oh, okay.

Um, uh...

- So, after work?

- Sure.

- Alright, perfect.

- Thank you. Thank you, Gary.

- Oh, no problem. - You're a lifesaver.

- I got you, I got you. I'll get all her info to you.

Okay? - Awesome, thanks.

- Alright. - See you later, Andi.

- Bye.

Baby, model?

- Yeah.

- I'm not a model.

Do you think I could do it? - No, listen, listen.

You, you will be amazing, amazing.

You know? My covergirl.

- Your covergirl. - Mm-hmm.

- I like the sound of that. - Yeah.

So, how are you?

- I should be asking you that.

- Sore as sh*t.

But, yeah, I'm good.

- I can run you a salt bath.

- No, I'm actually gonna head into work.

- Okay.

- Um, I went down to the police station

and gave them my statement.

So, they want you to come down and do the same.

Alright? Uh. - Okay.

- Here's, uh, the officer's number.

- Oh yes. - Alright.

- Um, how's your son?

- He's good.

Yeah, yeah, he's, uh, he's at my mom's.

He, he loves being there.

- I want to meet him.

- Yeah, um, it's, you know, with his autism,

you know it's maybe not a good time.

We should wait. - Okay.

- No, it's just been-- it's very traumatic with his--

- No, I get it, it's fine. - His mom not being there.

- Yeah.

- You understand? - Of course.

- Alright, look. I know we just got engaged.

But, you know, staring down at that g*n yesterday,

I, if anything would have happened...

- It didn't.

It didn't.

- Alright. Okay.

I love you so much.

- I love you too.

- So, um, did you tell your girls about it?

- No, I am not telling them that.

- Good, 'cause this has already been embarrassing enough.

- I've learned not to tell them everything.

- Alright. - You taught me that.

- Alright, good, good.

Well, after, uh, after your photo sh**t

I got a surprise for you.

- A surprise? - Yeah.

It's nice.

- I'm a little nervous about that.

- Why? For what?

- Uh.

- I'm not going to take you to a house in the country.

Alright? - Oh, good. Good, okay.

Well, what is it?

- I'll tell you tonight after your photo sh**t.

- Do you really think I can do this?

- Andi, you are the girliest girl

and the most beautiful woman I know.

You'll be amazing.

- Thanks, baby.

But I'm still a lawyer.

And I'm not signing anything unless I approve

of the photos okay?

- I'm positive you'll like 'em. - Okay, okay.

- Alright. - Okay, love you.

- See you later. Love you too.

Alright? - Let's go.

- Alright, come on. We'll walk out together.

- Thank you.

- You are something else.

After you. - Thank you.

- Have a great day.

How can I help you?

- You remember me?

- What do you want?

- Uh, I'm here to cash a check.

Um, I didn't know you worked here.

- Well, well, now you know.

- Yeah, um.

- Where's the check? - Here you go.

- Mm, you have an account here?

- No, I don't.

But that account on that check is with your bank.

- Mm, this check is for $,.

- Yeah. What?

- You must have really earned that, huh?

- Oh, yes I did.

- From Calvin Rodney.

- Yeah.

- How do you know him?

- Uh, he's my boss.

- Your boss? - Yeah.

- What kind of work you guys do?

- Uh, we build houses. - Build houses.

- Yea,h build stuff. You know.

- Wow. Carpentry.

- Yep, like Jesus.

- Wow.

Um, one second. Let me...

- [types on keyboard]

- You know it's okay, just--

- Um-um, um-um. - No, what?

- You think I'm -- stupid? - What?

- You stole my roommate's checkbook.

- No, no, no. He, he gave me that.

- What does he look like? - Who?

- Calvin, who gave you the check.

- Oh, you know, uh, dark skinned.

- You're going to jail, b*tch. - No, no, no, come on.

Just think about it, please?

I can't go to jail. I'm too pretty to go to jail.

- Child, please. - Child.

- No, no, no, no.

You're not going anywhere. The door's locked.

- Man, listen, please.

Please, man, my baby need, my baby need a pair of shoes.

- I guess you think this is a sing-along huh?

- Sing-along?

- I guess you got a light bill due too, huh? Work it out.

- I'll do anything you want. Like, anything.

- You can't do anything for me.

- You sure about that?

- Don't be looking at my t*tties.

- Well, they looking at me.

- No, it's just, um, just chilly in here. Nipple.

- I feel the breeze. Can I, can I go?

- I'm calling the police. - Please don't.

Come on, please. You just heard me.

My baby need a pair of shoes.

Come on, man.

I told you I'll do anything you want.

Anything. Maurice, look at me.

Come on.

- Oh my gosh. Don't you let him out of here.

You ain't worth a damn.

- You shouldn't have let your friend up in here.

- Why would you let him out? - I was coming to work.

- What are you wearing? - Not a catsuit.

- You wish, honey. I look like Halle Berrys.

- Right. - Get in.

- No. I'm out. Is Sabrina here yet?

- No.

And when she gets here she doesnt want to talk to you.

- Why? - You know why.

- She told you. - Yep.

- Damn. Look, Maurice, I was...

- We don't want to talk to y'all.

- Who's y'all? - You and your p*nis.

Yeah, she told me how big you guys were.

- Maurice, cut it out, man. - Uh-huh.

She said y'all were girthy.

- [phone vibrating]

- Hello, Maurice.

- Hi, I would like to speak to Girth Brooks.

- What? - Your p*nis.

- Man, Maurice cut it out. - Get it? Girthy.

- You done lost your damn mind.

- I'm glad you think so.

Pitiful.

Hey, Sabrina.

- Hi, Maurice.

- Good morning, Sabrina.

- Ooo, she mad with you Geppetto.

- [upbeat music]

- Cart coming through. Cart coming through.

Watch out vest you moving to slow.

Bang, we are here, young lady.

Let me help you with that.

Ah, there you go.

Let me help you. Thank you.

Here you go.

This lady here will help you to your gate.

Thank you so much.

No, no!

- I'll take that. Thank you.

- Where is a, you can't harrass me like this.

Danni, give me my money.

- You owe me this. You owe me this.

- What do I owe you for?

- All the food that you've been taking.

Or I got a Zac-sized rat, hum?

- Fine, you can have it. I don't even care.

- Oh, look at you.

Mr. Big Baller.

Shot Caller.

- Yeah, I got some cash.

- You do? - Mm-hmm.

- Mm-hmm.

- You do. - One of my properties sold.

What you looking at me like that for?

- You just got in that business.

- A developer came and bought the whole block.

What you mad at me for? I got paid.

- Alright, then break Karen off.

- I did. I gave her $,.

- Five thou-thousand? - Yes, ,.

And I'm gonna keep giving her money

until eventually she feels like we're even

so, she can stop telling me, you owe me, you owe me.

Like you do.

- Really? - Yes.

- Okay. Alright, for the big questions.

- That wasn't the big questions? - No.

What's up with you and Fatima, hmm?

- I don't know.

- Do you love her?

- I just met her. I don't love her.

- Okay, so, you like, like her a lot.

- Yeah, I do.

- Then why were you -- Karen?

- I'm not -- Karen. I -- Karen.

But that's what we do. I don't know.

- Yeah, that what you do because y'all are always

gonna be together.

- No we not, Danni.

- I'm telling you Zac.

- We not. I'm trying to move on.

And I hope she moves on.

- You trying to move on but you ended up

back in the salon shaking shampoo off shelves.

- You like talking about old stuff, you do.

You really do.

- This was the other day.

- Whatever. I moved on.

I don't even know why I told you.

I don't even like talking to you.

Why am I still talking to you? - Seems, like you do.

Like you get revelation with me.

- I'm out Danni. Enjoy my tip.

- Where you going, Zac? Hm?

The lesson's not over.

- Yes, it is. - Oh my, oh my.

- I got more tips to give and get.

[laughs]

- Clean the tip. Clean the tip, okay?

- Hey. - Hey, girl.

What happened?

- Will you get this store open?

- It is open.

- Then why did I have to unlock the door?

- Girl, you know these stylists be late.

- Maybe they wouldn't if you would unlock the door.

- Okay. - It's fine. I did it.

It's done. Just stack the shelves.

- You on one today ain't you? - Pam.

- Zac and Aaron got you.

- Don't, don't say another name. Don't do it, please.

- Come on girl. Why you just won't tell me what happened?

- 'Cause maybe I don't want all of Atlanta to know.

Maybe that's why. - Oh, I'm not gonna tell nobody.

- Girl, please. You tell everything

before you even know it.

- That don't make no sense. - Exactly, go stack a shelf.

Do something. - Okay, fine.

- Uh-huh.

- Hi.

- Hey.

I been calling you.

- Yeah, I got your messages.

- So.

- I wanted to come see you in person.

- Oh, okay.

You look great.

- Thanks, you do too.

- Thank you. Thank you.

- How are you? - Oh, I'm fine.

- Good.

- You sho' you didn't-- - No, I didn't know.

If I knew I would've told you. You know that.

- Right.

- You know, Fatima's a good person.

You know that, right?

- Okay, can you ease up a bit?

- My bad. - Yeah.

- Um, I'm gonna go to work.

I just wanted to see you in person.

- Okay. - Okay.

- Hey, you, uh, maybe want to grab a drink later?

- Um, I, uh...

- You, uh, what?

- The strangest thing happened.

Gary brought a photographer to our house

and they want to do a photo sh**t with me.

- Oh, to yo' house.

Yo' house.

A photo sh**t.

- My house. - Mm-hm.

- Yeah, I, um.

- Is it legit?

- Yeah, I looked the guy up. His name is Steve Defoe.

- Oh, he's, he's dope.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- He said a client cancelled. So, Gary told him about me.

- Well, that's nice. - Yeah.

- At least he ain't taking you out to the country.

Just sayin'.

- You coulda said less.

- Okay.

- Bye Pam.

- Bye.

- [upbeat music]

- Good morning, Ms. Barns.

Can I get you anything? - I need to talk to you.

- Yeah. I know.

- Close the door.

So, my best friend in the entire world

is upset with me.

- Andi, I'm so sorry.

I swear I had no idea.

- You didn't? - No.

Andi, one thing I'm not is a liar.

- Well, that's true.

- FATIMA: Thank you.

- I believe you.

- Thanks.

- Damn, Atlanta is way too small.

- Yeah, it is.

And you take the single straight men

and it's even smaller.

- Don't I know it.

- sh*t.

- It's alright.

- No, it's not.

- I can't have you or your friends thinking

I would do something like that on purpose.

- They don't think that.

- Andi, are you sure?

- Yeah.

- Do you think I should call Karen?

- No.

- Okay.

- Both of y'all got g*ns. That's a terrible idea.

- I just, I want to know that I'm not the kind of chick

that would do something like this.

- I'll talk to her. She just needs to calm down.

I know her. Okay?

- Okay. Damn.

- Now, the question is, do you actually like Zac?

- Yeah, I do.

- So, this is the guy you were telling me about?

- Yes.

- The one you met and were feelin', huh?

- FATIMA: Mm-hmm.

- Wow, Zac?

- Yeah.

- That doesn't sound like the Zac I know.

- What do you mean by that?

- The Zac I know, he lives off of women.

- Really? - Yeah.

Are you okay with carrying a man?

- Yeah, when they got that kind of potential.

- Potential. Are we talking about the same person?

- I'm serious.

You know, a lot of these men are like boys.

If they grew up and their mothers never told them

they were good enough, they grew up believing it.

Then they end up dating women just like their mother.

- You just got Ms. Irene deep.

- Girl, I reads, okay.

But it's true.

- Wow, that makes sense.

- What?

- Oh no, see, I'm not gonna talk to you

about their relationship.

- No, no, no.

I don't want you to do that. Alright?

That's not what I meant.

- Good. 'Cause I'm not.

- Okay.

Can you just please tell Karen that it's over?

- Is it?

- Yes.

- Just like that. It's over.

- Look, Andi, he was with your friend

and he couldn't even tell me. It's over.

- Okay. I'll tell her.

If she's still talking to me.

I'll go to the salon tonight and tell her.

- Thank you.

- Sure.

- And look, I really hate this happened.

- It's okay. Let's get to work.

- On it.

- Let me grab that for you.

Sheesh, what do you got in here?

- Thank you.

Oh, damn.

- What? - I left my laptop bag.

- What? - My laptop, under the seat.

- Alright, I'll go get it.

- You don't understand. I really need that.

- I got you. I, I got you. I'll get it, I'll get it.

- Are you sure?

- Are you sure? Do you want me to go get it?

Have a seat by the bar.

Have a seat by the bar. I got you.

- Are you sure? - I'm positive.

Are you okay, lady? Have a seat by the bar.

I'm gonna be, you holding me up. I got you.

- I'll, I'll just wait here. Thank you.

But damn, I really need that.

- Alright, lady.

Cart coming through. Cart coming through.

Gotta get the lady's bag.

- Thank you.

She ain't been out of that office all day.

sh*t.

- What?

- Why are you so damn nosy?

It ain't none of your business.

- And I'm nosy. [scoffs]

- [phone vibrating]

- What's up, Maurice?

- I, there seems to be an, um, issue with your account.

- Look, man.

Don't start no sh*t about Sabrina, alright?

- MAURICE: I'm not.

Your accounts are empty and your checks are bouncing.

- What the hell are you talking about, Maurice?

- Do you remember that nice gentleman

who stayed in your room that time at the house?

- Oh, you mean the guy who had sex in my room

and caused all this bullshit.

- Minor detail.

Well, the hustler that he was with stole your checkbooks.

And then he drained your accounts

and went to a whole bunch of different banks

trying to cash the checks and now you don't have any money,

the checks are bouncing.

I tried to stop him when he came in here

to cash it but I couldn't get him out

so, now you have to have a manager to fix it.

- Alright, well, get it done.

- MAURICE: Oh, I can't do that here.

You have to come in yourself and do it.

- Look, I'm not coming in there and talking to Sabrina.

That's out.

- Listen, you have to.

That's the only way we can get the rent check.

- Look, I can just go to another branch.

- Well, they can't reverse it in a day.

Only she can do it.

- Maurice.

- MAURICE: I know, I know. Just come on and get it done.

- You know, maybe this moving in thing isn't a good idea.

- Sure, and we can discuss that

after you pay your part of the rent.

- Maurice.

- Just come b*tch! Come on!

His own account.

Hi, can I help you?

- [upbeat music]

- [phone vibrates]

- Yes.

- GARY: Danni?

- Who is this?

- GARY: Hey this is, uh, Gary.

- Gary, who?

- Andi's Gary.

- Okay, what do you want?

- Uh, Andi's doing a photo sh**t tonight

and I thought it would be really cool

if the girls showed up to support her.

- DANNI: Say what now?

- Yeah I, look, it's her first time.

- Yeah, it's her first time

'cause she ain't no damn model, Gary.

- She's doing a sh**t for a friend of mine at seven

and it would be really nice if you came.

- I don't know about all that.

- Okay, look, if you want to come, will you let me know?

And, and, and can you, can you tell the girls?

Um, again, it would just be really, really great

if you showed up.

- If that's so, why are you calling me and not her?

- She won't ask.

- Oh, so, you think you know her better than we do?

- No, I, I don't know her better than you.

- DANNI: Oh, you don't?

Okay, then I'm gonna call her okay?

- Okay, um, can you, can you not?

Okay, 'cause it's gonna mess up the surprise.

And she's really gonna like it.

- Okay, I wish you'd get off my phone.

- GARY: Alright, I'll text you.

- [phone rings]

- SABRINA: Yes. - Hey, I need to talk to you.

- Okay, what's going on? - Hold on.

- SABRINA: Danni, I'm at work.

- That slow-a*s bank? Okay?

Karen, you there?

- Hey, yeah, what's up?

- SABRINA: Yeah, that's what I wanna know.

- DANNI: Did Gary call any of you?

- No, why? - Why?

- DANNI: Trying to get there. Gary called me. Okay?

- Why? - SABRINA: Right.

- Well, apparently Andi has some photo sh**t.

- SABRINA: Okay.

- KAREN: Oh yeah, she told me about that.

- SABRINA: Karen, you know about it?

- This reminds me of some-- yes, y'all holding out on me.

- She just told me today, okay?

- So, it is legit?

- KAREN: But why'd he call you?

- SABRINA: And what the hell is he up to?

- Well, he called me to ask y'all to come

and support her tonight because she's gonna be nervous.

- This is strange.

- Yeah, I know.

Like, Andi loves taking thirst trap photos.

- Oh yeah. She loves photo shoots.

- She do like taking pictures. - Half naked.

- Yeah, she did that plenty before him.

Which is interesting. - What is he up to?

- I don't know, some type of surprise, so.

- SABRINA: Well, what the hell is it?

- I don't know.

- Well, should we go over there?

- Uh, yeah, as soon as I load my g*n.

- This sh*t is crazy.

- I mean what do you think?

Do you guys think we should call her?

- No, no. We should just pull up on that --

and see what he's up to.

- Alright, I'm with you.

- Alright, I got the address.

I'll text y'all, um, I think seven.

- Okay. - Will do.

- Alright.

What is this crazy man doing now?

- DANNI: Next on Sistas.

- Oh, you're a lifesaver. You have no idea.

- No, I do, I know, I know.

- Gary set up a photo sh**t for me.

- Has he ever done anything like this before?

- Sabrina, come on, we gotta work together.

And I know you are professional too.

- Okay, you can sit right there. Professionally.

- You made me feel like I could rise up.

Like I could meet you at your worth.

I just want to show you how special you are.

- I'm not dealing with this. - No, Sabrina, you know

I need this money. - I'm not doing it. I'm not.

- You're gonna talk to me.

Stop. Yo, don't grab her like that, bro.

- Shut your a*s up!

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