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01x02 - Beetle Rock Pt. 2

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x02 - Beetle Rock Pt. 2

Post by bunniefuu »

okay we

want okay we want to be Beetle BS yeah

yeah Beetle B Beetle H Beetle H is that

a new rock

gr beet Wars like in the comics yeah big

and with awesome

powers well they don't look like

much well if you say so Liberty flab it

let's give it some

[Music]

[Laughter]

gravity

sibor hold it down all right all

right so a little rusty in the wish

Department give old flab a

[Music]

break wa that was weird yeah let's try

this

again

Li your

superhero wait a minute what's going on

we're stuck in the comic book you got to

get it together

kids more like oh look at me I'm the red

strier board and I've got the striker

Blaster yeah wao this is so cool I'm the

blue Stinger boy check out my Stinger

blade what about me I'm the green Hunter

board and I've got the hunter claw yeah

you big Mor all your fault away what do

you mean his fault you bucktooth booby

Frankie pull yourself together that

secret passage is around here somewhere

I know it

is there they are get

them it's me

it's time to try out our new

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

powers just like in the comic book you

know it's better way

better

yeah right didn't know you're messing

with the beetle Bo did

you that's my

brother

yeah not so

fast nice

chance okay I want the big

guy at that all

right now take two aspirin and C me in

the morning don't hurt them kids they

harm us really if they'll leave us alone

we'll leave them alone it's a deal rich

treat right

[Music]

up oh great now what I have no

idea

uhoh he say

[Music]

uh-oh real they're not just pictures o

baby it feels so good be

threedimensional you could say that

again oh and you know what would really

make the day complete to do some serious

three-dimensional damage what do you say

great but to do a job right we need

[Applause]

help magnor jet fighter a aren't robot

controlled Pilots the

best

flabber all the bad guys vexer Jara all

of them they're all gone flabber what

did you do I think I made a boo boo what

kind of boo boo are we talking about

here tell us the truth FL it's important

no I wasn't guarding the door they kind

of flew the comic Coupe while we were uh

well

busy this is a major

disaster

major okay okay that was fun but now

let's blow up something really big no we

better save something for the big boss

to destroy yeah you know what vexel is

like if he doesn't get his daily dose of

Destruction you're right you're right so

now what do we do do we go to the

rendevu point no why don't we do some

sightseeing yeah yeah let's mingle with

the locals baby not for

you you know screams are so much better

when you can hear them instead of

reading them right

face watch up kid you going a

crash I'm going to like it

here pineapple upside down geek my

favorite

look at this place will you want a dump

some no SK no Subway I can't believe it

we're St in

superia my name is Ty what your this is

great is that not your cousin Iggy could

be got his eyes let's check it out yeah

binus come on what you looking at

chump

[Music]

what's going on in here it's some kind

of Gathering Place I think maybe it's a

church or

something okay okay Min man look at this

not a lot of leg

room who's that oh maybe she owes him

money

[Music]

[Music]

get lost here uh help yourself I've

already seen this

part thank you what you got I think it's

F what happened I missed

[Music]

something what's going on the rest of me

threedimensional how come my mouth is

not look baby real are

butter hand it over more did you find a

prize I didn't get a prize of

mine hey send to you

lady what's

up up search me he

[Applause]

you

good ready oh this stuff is great i'

never eaten anything like it you've

never eaten anything at all you n oh oh

oh that's some Ste

got it's really

unol to be Cru

tole

BL I know what we can do wa looks like

they've already hit the city the

question is how long until they get to

Charter Ville you really blew it this

time

CL pipe down will you

[Music]

question

stuffed can't believe I ate all that

jump well at least you could eat oh look

at this place it's a perfect rendevu

point it's dark secluded no worrying

about the neighbors oh you got to hand

pexa he should got a flare for the

dramatic well I would have preferred the

non-smoking rendevu I mean what is going

on here it's mood it's atmosphere what

do you think tyus I think it's perfect

here's what I

think B is going to be mad you know chah

we are late yeah baby bch don't look at

me you were the guys who couldn't de

yourselves away from all that popcorn

and used bubl gum it wasn't me it was

him stop worrying will you I can handle

vexor oh yeah uh-oh uh now your

chance you are late okay okay hold on

boss before you go blowing a gasket it

was these guys faults I had nothing to

put a socket it noic where have you been

get your sorry carcasses in here I

haven't got all

sentury W you see first we did some sing

it then we blew up some stuff and and

then get in here

now

fight behind you fight for

[Music]

me ow ow hey vexor nice day yeah smooth

Landing there jarra buzz off oh yeah oh

this is more likeor I love this place we

won't even have to redecorate enough

we've made the transition into the real

world but before we can get down to

being bad got to deal with those blasted

Beetle borgs they've unfortunately

preceded us here thanks to that wretched

fasm flabber yeah wouldn't you know it

and just what I was starting to like

this place yeah oh man what are we going

to do those beetle bugs won't stop until

they get us back in that comic book

right I don't know about you guys but

I'm definitely not going back to printed

page no offense boss but you're the

brain into this outfit you should come

up with a plan what do you think I've

been doing twiddling my thumbs while you

clowns are having a good time

Absol go back to the FMS Lair and find a

way to get rid of those Beetle BS that's

it that's the plan couldn't you be a

little more specific just go okay okay

keep

[Music]

going

vle dump dis is where where spr up find

the

beets they're

here man we got to do something look if

we really are Beetle borgs we've got all

the weapons and Powers we'll do

something quickly I got a p and FL B and

I'm all Su but we need the beetle

blinders to transform all you have to do

let's whistle the three magical

notes

dude we're Beetle boards not the Seven

Dwarfs all you got to do is

whistle yeah know Puck her up and

blow hey it worked can't believe this

actually holding a beetle bonder in my

hands hey you know the comics by heart

let's get down to it be

yeah laugh

[Music]

out let's give our power the real test

okay guys watch yourself and stick

together you got it you never know we

could be walking right into it a

trap Welcome to the Real World people

board wor we're just warming

up oh yeah let's

[Music]

go all right okay noox you want to play

t come on come and get me you got to do

better than that oh I hate that brat

come

on try

again

you're just going around in circles

n get Mee come on Mak que oh you're quey

but me down well if you insist wait wait

wait I take it's

coming you want some more Dar I think

you've done enough for V don't

you man this is getting ridiculous you

can say that again being shk of how many

bad guys we've taken out today fools I

send you to do a simple job and you fail

then you come sniveling back to

me boss they not sing well maybe just a

little the are even more powerful in the

real world you are worthless okay okay I

got it I got it as long as the door to

the comic book World stays open we can

call on all sorts of other fi and evil

forces to help us do the job right yes

with our Monster Friends we could really

do some

damage the beetle vgs will let their

guard down eventually and when they do

we

[Music]

strike

flabber where are

you

laber darn I knew it was too good to be

true we were just dreaming last night

whatever it was I think it's time to

head on

out did you hear

that scared you didn't I

huh a yeah hey the cool cat's got a Roam

and the lady down the street is just

crazy about cats got my yourself a nice

saucer milk well I'm just glad this is

all over with yeah sorry to burst your

bubble but it wasn't I mean it's not

until we can get vexo and his cronies

back into the comic book nothing and

nobody is

safe you're just going to have to keep

on Ian Beetle

boards we can handle it yes is so cool I

hate to say this but I think it's time

for us to get going

[Music]

oops

wa how'd that happen beats me it looks

like you have a little leftover power I

I have brain power a man you always get

all the

luck I am super strange it did you see

that I've got supersonic

speed I'm sorry I'm really really sorry

I didn't mean it don't worry flabber

this was a good boo

boo a good boo

boo yeah yeah it is CL out no one's

going to believe this oh no little

buddies you can't tell anyone about

this than top

secret mom's a word a locking key

promise okay we promise yeah promise

come on guys we got to

go

goodbye

[Music]

shs thanks father you're the coolest oh

alas farting is such sweet sorrow y'all

come back and see me now you here don't

worry we

will

bye I'm starting to miss them

already how's it going up there be done

in a jiffy looks good Mr Williams thanks

it's about you kid showed up my chili so

good and ready it's going to eat a hole

in a pot must be all the hot sauce you

put in it

can't oh

no all

right turn it

up turn it

up turn it

up turn it

up hey

how about taking a little Cruise out to

the lake only if you'll jumping

[Music]

it looks like we won the betat who are

you kidding you chickens took off long

before we did did not did too you just

don't want to admit it we

rule you said it bro are you thinking

what I'm thinking go for it we be bad we

be you better home your get madap

IAP

[Applause]

[Music]

again how' that

[Music]

happen

the