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01x03 - TNT for Two

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x03 - TNT for Two

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sh here he get off my foot here he

[Music]

comes hold it that's our lunch you got

there hand it over you heard it drop

it not those

that check it

out okay okay okay what do we got no

this garbage is garbage oh oh hey what's

this delicious you think you're doing

yeah save some for us oh don't worry

don't worry I saw one around here

somewhere where was it where was oh here

it is oh hey don't be such a pig go blow

gasket yeah we'll find some more but I

want some now come on you'll find

something to eat if we have to tear

whole city apart ready okay

[Music]

all done no slacking rolling sorry Dad

but this new issue of the bee borgs is

so

cool hey Heather want to go for ice

cream come on the limo's waiting out

front won't you be afraid of the hot

fudge trying to start something no one's

scared of you vanderhoff you guys are

chickens remember says who it's no big

deal trip everybody knows that you Dar

those three to go up to Hillhurst with

you and then you rmed out uh watch your

language

mom it'll blow over that's not what

happened it's not oh yeah what happened

was

different got to go limo's waiting come

on bro it's

bail there pton for fool now demolish

the place you kids are sure you know

what you're doing flatten it it's been

abandoned for years no one owns it

nobody comes here except those three

losers not anymore they'll be sorry they

made us look stupid place doesn't seem

so bad to me we didn't ask you

huh

um Mr Ed uh don't make fun of Ed Ed

doesn't like it when people make fun of

him okay so um if that completes our

business transaction uh we'll take off

so sign here Nel here check off here and

press that hard 22 copies thank

you your carbon

sir seems a shame the old place seems

like she's got a lot of life left in

exactly Too Much Life we'll finally get

rid of hillers once and for

all give me those expl*sives

fubble I mean trouble big big

trouble I can't take it

anymore again again

[Music]

again thank you I needed

that emergency

Cod get alert that alert stations

charge keep it down will you with all

that shouting you could wake the

unliving but he did Wake the

Dead would you like a blood

light I love you

man what's going

on now I know we haven't always seen eye

to

eye but there's two strangers out front

and you call that an emergency I'm going

to blow up the

house

you with real

[Music]

dynamite I think this is for you

[Music]

here uhoh boom boom not

[Music]

good we need a

plan ah come on in you should be a part

of this too come on don't stand there

like a

[Music]

statue now think everybody

think not you Frankie you just guard the

place I'm going to send an SOS out so we

all don't get blown to

[Music]

Smither Joe I need your help Joe what's

wrong look come

quick come here come

here flabber needs

us this hard to do the

[Music]

job you sure and get this one here I

know what I'm doing

Al let's take a look inside place like

this they probably left some good stuff

yeah

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

okay would say we help ourselves before

we blow it up boy this is

[Music]

great they're going to blow up the house

I want my mommy

what's the plan plan what plan about the

house what house this house Oh you mean

the plan about the house what other plan

do you think I

mean I'll have that for you in a

[Music]

[Music]

moment I've got

it let's let them in

and scare their pants off hey that's not

a bad idea why didn't I think of that

look for

me don't Stop we've got to hurry FL may

need

us hey what do you mean you want us to

pay for my hot

dogs yeah think that would you hey we

forgot the Rel ran you R the head super

speed Joe and I can take care of these

guys

e they're

disgusting it looks like the

cafeteria oh hey get at your little

squirt you stole all those hot dogs open

fire and you're all out of

mustard it's time for us to catch

up one of those big or

something now

Joel

[Music]

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yeah all

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right

those kids Joe we can't waste time with

these guys right FL needs

[Music]

[Music]

us it's locked you mean it's stuck give

me a

away

here it's

[Music]

coming get off of me I told you it was

[Music]

locked all right sh

[Music]

hey why'd you do that do what take my

hammer and give me a whack I didn't do

nothing to you well if you didn't then

who

did oh thank you very much

[Music]

I want to drink your blood you're just

my

[Applause]

di this doesn't look so

[Applause]

good

what's going

on this place is always

[Music]

open everything's

locked have to break

in okay here it

[Music]

goes happy Landing you're all right

technically this has been real

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

stressful this is all tripping band's

fault if I ever get my hands on them

I'll glorize

them is that legal in this state I don't

[Music]

know food always tastes better when

you're celebrating what are we

celebrating oh

boy wrecking

Hillhurst I knew that yeah afford

[Music]

[Applause]

me have a nice day watch

[Music]

out Rand

flabber I was getting worried looks like

you had your own

problems are you all right I think I'll

survive little lady

w

you see what I see

dogs oh yeah this is a lucky

day I'm one for you I'm one for

me yeah but a little too much of a kick

with for my

taste what was that oh no did I leave a

potato on the microwave

Char and their Pals must have followed

us it's those kids again time to teach

them a lesson whoever they are

right I don't like the sound of that how

about the sound of

this flabber this is

serious

a you're

right

reinforcements w

did you see that

yeah them into stone AG the boss is

going to love this we might even get

promotion out of

this this is a flat

catastrophe what's she up to whatever it

is it's not good you can say that

again Watch

it this is no time to chicken

[Music]

[Applause]

out I told you it was a boo boo when I

gave you your

wish but it was your wish you mean the

portal from the comic world to ours is

still open until we can get Jara noxic

and typhus back inside if they got the

magnavore Jets from the comic book that

means we can get the Beetleborg

AVS

[Music]

[Applause]

welcome

who get out of here don't worry

[Music]

flabber beetle

bonders beetle

[Music]

BL

[Music]

wow this is

cfic I thought way those BR there the

beetle board still can't believe this is

us it's us all right Drew call the base

right this is so cool all right here we

go Beetle battle base let's hope it

works

oh man it works it's the beetle battle

base it's amazing yeah it's totally

awesome

flastic well come on guys before those

magnor come back again all right let's

go so long flabber see you later hold

the

fort

elaborator

the controls are just like in the comic

book only better they work who Stinger

AV ready and

Away green Hunter AV ready and

away hey you guys wait for

me

wow this is

great hey what's that look at

that BBS

away and our far

[Music]

[Music]

away you can never have too much of a

good

[Music]

thing look mama about the Fourth of

July magn at 12:00 12:00 but what about

right now it's just an expression it

means they're right on top of

us yeah I knew

that got

him wow colen you're good at that yeah

he knows how to do cuz he read all the

comics and we do too those lousy Beetle

board let me see

hey look what you

did what are you talking about you oh

you hey I V that

thing here they come

again true are you

okay I see him I see him

[Music]

bull looks like that was the last of us

we sure put those magnor in their place

didn't we yeah he had a

Stratosphere oh oh look look there it

goes hey it's leading it to something I

wonder what something big I bet oh it's

lack of treasure

[Music]

[Laughter]

hun I knew they'd fall for it look here

it is a whole bunch of those spicy hot

[Music]

dogs oh some treasure hunt some treasure

[Music]

hunt

fastic

Flav I knew you could do it and have a

those

AVS aren't they flabulous yeah really

flabulous huh C Anga what a

surprise uh what are you doing up I

heard voices I I couldn't sleep well we

better get going

no time for breakfast you see it's it's

not every day that we have a visit from

three healthy

attractive B blooded

children I can't imagine why fl's

coming