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01x04 - The Ghost is Toast

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x04 - The Ghost is Toast

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oh baby I can't believe it they have

attack on the slime ball yeah I love PR

videos oh me too yeah yeah well I love a

parade oh oh a parade let's check it out

hello is this

on hello boys and girls moms and

dads cats and dogs babies too have you

ever heard a thump in the night have you

ever screamed in Fr

well if so you need worry yourselves no

more FMS fears and freaky poses are all

frantically frazzled fantastically for a

small feat of course by the world

renowned me Dr Buster zapper check it

[Music]

out oh check it out wow nice little

town hey you kids get away from there

that happens to be be a one of a

kind what's his problem who knows let's

[Music]

go hello boys and girls moms and dads

kids and

dogs my card what's your name Mister who

are you I'm glad you asked young lady my

card I am Dr Buster zapper

paranormal

Exterminator what do you exterminate

what's a fasm blaster a fasm blaster

young man eliminates BMS

BMS ghosts

ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost

ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost

ghost ghost ghost ghost I'm talking

goblins I'm talking vampires ghouls foms

oh no clber what do we do oh brother

I've Seen Rain and I've seen shine

baloney and slime but you Mr Buster

Fuster got to go it's okay everybody

everything's under control MH Dr zapper

is working for us yeah we hired him we

got a contract for what to exterminate

the ghost of the old Hillhurst house hey

you guys don't really believe in ghost

do you I've been in the place it gives

me the creeps you whimper Snappers

you're afraid of your own shadow excuse

me Madam but I do believe this ghostly

Apparition does indeed require my

services and I Dr Buster zapper

guarantee 100% statisfaction or your

money back which reminds me of a small

matter of of my fee half when the fasm

is detected and the other half when the

ghost is

toast the ghost is

[Music]

toast we've got a warm flabber but what

if this guy's a fake what if he isn't

come I wonder what those beeto brats are

up to just thinking about them gives me

a headache maybe this will help it the

dead or bear good good good good good he

hates people in the comic book you know

my headache's going away already it's

dinner time Mr

[Music]

bear oh oh would you look at

that he's as hungry as a

bear terab bear over here huh

so you're very hungry are

you well have we got some food for you

come on yeah you're going to love this

[Music]

place flabber where are

[Music]

you that wasn't there

before

huh shh he's

sleeping

play Hey buzz off can't you see I'm

doing my laundry excuse

[Music]

me I just love rock and

roll he's our ghost he's a we love

[Music]

baby sorry kids flers just left the

building flber this is an emergency

there's a fasm buster coming this way

with the fasm

Blaster fasm Buster Blaster say that

faster FM Buster Blaster faster FM

Buster Blaster faster

f

can anybody Hur a ghost no heck no plus

she had a big g*n that fired vibrational

energy bolt to the right frequency but

where are you going to find something

like

that right out

[Music]

front mm

M here comes a tasty meal on Wheels and

it's all yours go on baby go

on yeah baby it's time for Yummy in the

[Music]

tummy

than

M good no you're supposed to eat peoples

not ice

[Music]

pops your allowance for the week Master

trip and van it's about time

[Music]

Dudley Dr

zapper boys this is a ghost meter Point

these receptors at the house and we'll

see if we can pick up any paranormal

energy ghost

tracks okay I'll start on this side you

check over

[Music]

there share a last dance with

meage page Soldier yes sir drop down and

give me 10 1 and 2 and three and four 5

6 seven eight n we know you're worried

worried don't you worry about flabba

he's at a good run loved a little lost a

lot it is to a far far better place I

go w

w are you picking up a ghost not a ghost

ghost what we have here gentlemen is a

genuine infestation

there's millions of them see we told you

indeed you

[Music]

did we won't let him hurt you flabber a

thanks baby cakes but the real danger is

to that fasm buster and your friends van

and trip they're not our friends but

what do you mean if every ghost and

Goblin in this house woke up got mad all

of them together would be like a a

volcano about to

blow

oh I've got to switch to

decaf we can't let anyone get hurt even

those

[Applause]

dweebs maybe he'll eat kid if he thinks

he hot F

Sunday yo bear we got a surprise for you

over

here yeah come on over come on come on

no want it's a hot

Sunday oh well that's different me like

[Music]

Sund eat the soda jerk

baby he what are you

doing I don't believe my eyes you ain't

nothing but a sweet eaten teddy

bear first Sweeten protect them and then

we exterminate them with the old phasm

Blaster

yeah on open I'm a tower of power we're

going to have to ramish yeah ramish

speed they're asking for it they're

going to make my roommates really angry

flabber yeah

oh yeah boys I feel them they're

everywhere we'll position the faom

Blaster right

there come on you silly old bear pretend

it's a person yeah a big juicy human I'm

full that some of ammer Sweet N is you

ready at Dr zapper oh yeah fire

one did it work what happened uh almost

I just got a defunct the Whatchamacallit

on the is

[Music]

it something's a fishy in this here Pond

I didn't feel any energy from that

[Music]

Blaster how do you know for you to go

the smell can never forget it like the

stink of a skunk squash flat on the

highway road k*ll you got it boys over

there right wait a minute I think I

smell a ghostly

presents

right

over

here fire

too I smell it I smell it gentlemen I

think we just hit the south end of a

northbound

[Music]

ghost I'm flabber ghosy that FL fling

fasm Buster Blaster faster a phony

fraud say that 10 times

fast

blood I smell young blood in the

house

blood uhoh somebody just woke up we've

got to warn vanon trip the monsters are

getting mad yeah do we have

to okay okay get in there there's peanut

butter cookies in the pantry and after

you finish them finish the humans got it

you're dumb bear think you'll get it

right he's got to cuz then we'll be

ready of the beetle

[Music]

board

[Music]

what are you guys doing here you guys

got to get out of here you're in

[Music]

danger that's a good one the F BL will

take care of

[Music]

Ghost

Fire

tickle the thing that thing's no good it

doesn't work that's because that's not a

[Music]

ghost we hate noise Frank I'm not

wrapped up at the moment give me a sec

will

[Music]

you a f at me he doesn't want you it's

the

candy

oh you want this

[Music]

huh just follow me I'll give it to you

come on come on hold the door come on

let's

go I'll give it to you just keep

coming good ridd to those cowards boys

recharge the Blaster come on almost I'm

got to give it to

you we got to send you back ter

[Applause]

[Music]

bear time to go back for you came

from this guy's tough yeah I'm hungry

you must think we're wrapped up candies

let's show them different ble

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Bo my turn

[Music]

yeah yeah all right good job all right

we did it Mega cool a f f lover needs

help magnavore fighter jet no

[Applause]

problem all right beetal battle

base

[Music]

[Music]

bye-bye Focus

[Music]

bombers good one now what

[Music]

this

in they coming

out this will be a

[Music]

blast now let's finish the ter

[Music]

bear watch out

take

[Applause]

this strike a

blaster let's finish this back to the

comic book CH bear Sonic laser

saber

[Music]

I'm telling you they flew out of the

Comet no

[Music]

way I told

you it's a triple charge it's going to

blow is this dangerous 5 4 3

[Music]

2

gentlemen your ghost is toast final

payment is now

[Music]

due you got me partner you made a hole

of me as wide as the fat lady's

[Music]

backside

snip

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

snip help help oh the house is oned

there's a ghost in that house you got to

believe me the house is haunted with

real

monsters don't believe me you should

have seen him idiot blood suck go yeah I

know tell me about it it is blood

sucking

[Applause]

[Music]

[Laughter]

go when you got a problem who you going

to call

n you're too much got him we did all

right didn't we

yeah